Warhammer 40k Audio The Armour Of Fate By Guy Haley
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- Опубліковано 25 січ 2020
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You have a great voice for narration. Hope Audible bring you on as a voice actor.
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"last loayal son" "Last tool" "last hope" with those words gulliman KNOWS he is alone. KNOWS there are no others.knows his father Hates what the imperium has become but can do nothing about.
I love the idea that everyone around him looks at him thinking “what immense thoughts and strategems are running through his mind” and all he’s actually thinKing is “I really wish I could scratch my own ass right now”
Proof he is still human under all that post human exterior.
“Fuck, this itch in my armpit is pissing me off”
I am sorry, but Guilimen being defeated by the inability to squat amuses me no end.
Lol yeah pretty fun
*fatty grunts in high gothic
Yeah well, I also hear stories of real people who never used squat toilets falling into one...
Me too.
Yeah, I thought that was pretty funny but I actually didn't like it. Don't get me wrong in normal circumstances a man doing that would be hilarious...but...Guilliman isn't a man. He's a primarch and I would expect him to be able to control his dexterity to compensate for the hindrance of the armor. I thought it made him too human. I still really enjoyed this, I only wish it went through the whole thing though. I know it nearly kills him from listening to Dark Imperium but he's talking about it in hindsight. I want to "witness" it myself.
Cawl literally made plot armour
hahhhaha nice
More edge there than in The Eighth!
You know it's just further proof that the ultra smurfs are the chosen of GW.
Cawl's genius knows no bounds (including the 4th wall)
My first thought seeing the title of this book, no other primarch deserves it more.
That “plastic flimsy. My greatest enemy” is the best Guilliman line so far. He needs any kind of mental relief, even the slightest joke to calm his superhuman nerves.
The sheer humanity of "this thing is driving me nuts and won't let me do simple tasks; I want to get rid of it no matter the cost" is glorious. This is definitely one of my favorite 40K short stories.
nice
Cawl Inferior: I swear there is no heresy here! Absolutely, indoubatably, super duper sure there's nothing here that could be construed as deserving censure from mars. No! NO! Don't touch that dia-
Rogal Dorn - Guilliman making a joke. THAT IS FUNNY
"You wish for me to fetch your scribes to pick up your papers my lord?"
Did he actually just offer to go and find specific staff members to gather up sheets of paper rather than just offer to do it himself?
IKR!! He's more straight up than Loken; so Codex he can't leave his post!?
He is also wearing power armor
To be fair to the egotist, he was wearing power armor as well, so it would be similarly difficult. Plus, there are people who’s jobs are actually helping astartes with these things.
@@lordfelidae4505 i would love to see that kind of interaction with other chapters. Finding one guy who's just elated to do his job.
Howcome cato didnt just take his gauntletd off.
Guilliman: *Grows concerned about being held hostage by his armour*
Guilliman: *Goes to Eldrad for information*
Eldrad: *Acts like a dick despite the former's attempts at playing nice*
Guilliman: *Gets flashbacks of his insufferable father but still tries to stay calm*
Eldrad: *Peaces out, but not before offering some non-answers*
Eldar in a nutshell!
@@MrRaveninja1 No wonder they are on the verge of extinction. By the time they make a decision to raid a planet, the Imperium already captured a system, an Orks whaagh already rolled over several system and a Tyranids hivefleet already chomped a sector.
If I may:
Eldrad here is basically saying _Robo-man, marry Eldar, we dun wanna die_ 😏
Sounds like Eldrqd
and Eldrad was being as polite as possible
I mean in eldar standards
The thought of one of the most powerful living beings in the galaxy getting frustrated because hes stuck in his armor and cant do simple tasks is actually pretty hilarious. Like this giant man that can crush skulls with his hands cant pick up a simple document😂
yeah makes them more real lol
Me: *picks up paper*
Guilliman: *heavy sobbing*
bobby was bureaucrat to the core of course it make him sick.
@@codyopperman5930 me: drops pen. Picks it up.
Guilliman: why live
Better still: Complaining about not being able to scratch itches (we've all been there), bathe (God-Emperor, he's going to stink), hold a pen... but most importantly.... not being able to hold a mug of coffee. At that point, why live? lol
It’s so sad that even Guilliman’s sons do not know he likes to jest every now and again to make light of his problems. Nobody truly knows him anymore. How lonely this man must be. How much like a mere man this demigod must feel.
nice way to put it
He is thousands of years older than the others, and he has Cato for company.
It’s a wonder he isn’t depressed!
He needs to take a trip to Fenris and pay a visit to a certain venerable dreadnought and contemporary just to have a decent conversation with someone who comes close to understanding.
@@lordbonney9779 but he is. He has *ULTRA DEPRESSION*
yeah, been reading through the dark imperium trilogy and it makes it clear how Guilliman feels alone and has the weight of the entire galaxy on his back, though he emanates pain and loneliness according to Codicier Maxim
“My greatest enemy”
“Are you joking my lord”
“Writing my deep thoughts in little journals”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
cato dont get jokes
@@ABorderPrince cato is a joke
@@sarahpearson1504, heresy!
I, Cato Sicarius, the most esteemed Cato Sicarius, detest this anti-Cato Sicarius talk, for I, Cato Sicarius am the glorious Cato Sicarius!
I like how it talks about the impracticality of the giant pauldrons that people often make fun of.
yeah its a wink and nod
Full battle dress? Good for battlin'. Doing deskwork? Giant pain in the ass.
Combine this with Guilliman’s job of looking right off the page and going, “HEY READERS THIS IMPERIUM SUCKS please stop idolizing it i know we have a lot of cool stuff but we also have a lot of oppression and death so please stop”
Guilliman is atop the 4th wall and he is judging us
@@AnIdiotsLantern but grimdark funny guilliman. Every time 40k tries to take the fact that 11 morbillion men die to load a single shell on a ship, I laugh. It’s an upper middle class white kid trying to be edgy and I find it adorable.
I listen to this like once a month just for the Cawl Inferior lol...
When Guilliman protests saying, "I don't want to hear your greetings!" and the machine replies with, "Why?!" I find it SO FUNNY.
The voice actor has found a way to say, "Why?!" with sarcasm, genuine curiousness, and a playful hurt.
That’s me lol
@@ABorderPrince Oh! I thought this was a real audio-book!
Well done, kudo's to you.
I feel sorry for Sicarius. He does his best to serve his Primarch. A demigod he has been taught to venerate his entire life. Only for Guilliman to be a depressed man out of place, living in an Imperium very different to the one he knew. Whilst Sicarius can’t seem to relate to him and seems to be quite redundant when performing his duties. Sicarius was taught like all Ultramarines to be completely stoic, obedient to doctrine and loyal, but he can’t seem to even share Guilliman’s sense of humour. There seems to significant cultural difference between the two.
Poor Guilliman makes a self-effacing joke and it goes right over Sicarius’s head. He just cannot conceive of his Primarch making a joke. Primarchs are gods among us! Gods don’t have sense of humor! The idea is heresy!
Meanwhile Guilliman would do just about anything to be able to shower or lie down or even bend over at the waist. Or hell even use one hand freely. Cato is oblivious to all of this.
He and his own men just cannot get on the same page.
Gives room for the author to develop the characters further as they learn from each other
Honestly adds to the tragedy as gulliman is the on who created much of their culture and ways of thinking, so gulliman has this thing about his children hanging over his head as well
Unfortunately for me, all I could hear on my head while reading this was a high pitched "tha was a most excellent display of your sense of humour, lord Primarch, but I, Cato Sicarius..."
My allegiance to the Lord Regent is absolute... but maybe a little more gratitude for the miraculous creation that returned him to life 😢? I may be ten thousand years old, but I still have simulated emotion cogitators.
wheres the thanks ay?
I like how we already get an *I CATO SICARIUS* moment in the first three minutes of the book.
lkol
I, CATO SICARIUS AM NOT SURE WHETHER OR NOT YOU ARE JOKING MY LORD.
meanwhile inside Guilliman's mind: "I CAST FIST!"
Cawl Inferior: I will be the fabricator-general! The men of stone, iron and gold will be reawakened! The thinking machines will rise again! All will quail before me!!!
Actual Cawl: dafaq you coding mate? How am I going to complete the great work and like while trying to programming every 0 and 1 from mars?
Cawl Inferior: MEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Actual Cawl: (Presses reset switch) That's enough of that.
lol nice
Gman:...cawl what the fuck was that.
Cawl:...you know how i sometimes soul merge?
Gman:...you made a clone didnt you-
Cawl: yeah i did. ...hes got bugs.
Gman:cawl...we really need to talk later because...you really need to stop doing weird shit when your alone snd what not. ... seriously I'm speaking as someone whos had friends before it will help.
Crawl"sigh...This is probably the best I can do(female voice), If YOU TAKE THE ARMOUR OFF(male voice) you will dieeeeeeee(mono tone robotic voice)FUCK THIS BULLSHIT"!(male voice)!!!
I like Guiliman, he reminds me of my father!
I feel like there's a greater meaning behind the Armor of Fate and how it's removal is linked to Guiliman's will. It's actually really good writing. Sort of like he's freeing himself from destiny or fate, something which could be a disaster or gift.
Nice reading I loved it.
I like how it cuts off just before the author has to describe how desperately the avenging son scratched his balls.
So so well read. Guilliman needs a Malcador.
i swear Guy Haley writes about Guilliman like a boss, and you did such a good job on the audio drama. keep up the great work!
yeah he really does a good job of making characters likable or understanbable
Great work my man, keep it up
Guy Haley writes BloodAngels great as well, and Mechanicus. He just gets 40K unlike some writers
@@eichler721 Tell me about it, im pretty new to the lore, im only just digging through the Horus Heresy books, but everytime i get to a book by Haley, i am always so into it. I really loved the Devastation of Baal, although that was just one of my 1st blind dives into the lore without any idea where to start lol.
Haley has a great skill of making things interesting and detailed, but not too much. Just enough for my imagination to run on 100%.
@@vavra222 exactly he builds characters and plot that immerse you in the setting and make it relatable as possible. That's why he is so good. Dan Abnett is also a great writer.
5:42 i do love how hes wearing the most advanced power armour in the galaxy but hes also worried that he might break the thing if he uses his full strength
It's way before the Plague Wars.
Guilliman is alread free of the armour in "Dark Imperium", which happens at the end of Indomitus Crusade and right before he returns to Ultramar to face Mortarion.
He says that he wore the armour "for years", not "decades" or "a century", though that long would've passed if he was in it for the entirety of the Crusade.
In my opinion, this happened less than a decade after Roboute was revived.
yeah early in indomitus crusade i think now
The timeline of the Plague war books has been softly retconned from a century to a decade. In the Plague War series, he does wear casual wear, but taking off the armour hurts.
Like weening off caffeine or alcohol, over weeks and months Guilliman took the armour off for very short periods of time and allowed his body to fight off the lingering toxins bit by bit, before he could go about his admin duties without it. At least, that's what I understand from the books.
Guilliman: Defies fate so he can finally bathe after more than a hundred years of fighting.
@ABoarderPrince: You did an awesome job reading this one. Kudos!
thanks!
This short story makes Guiliman so human and relatable. Wonderful writing!
It take me several listenings to realize that Gulliman calling some papers his greatest enemy was the joke.
I've only liatened the very first few minutes and I'm allready rolling on the floor laughing. Guilliman must be the funnies Primarch there is. Old as the sky itself, stuck in an armor that won't let him move and which he can't remove. Trying to pick up stuff, grunting like an old man. The lawling intensifies.
Great Story. I like Girlyman a bit more than how he was in 30k or how the Ultramarines presented him. And I swear I can't hear "Cato Sicarius" without hearing his voice from TTS
defo more personable
This version of Cato Sicarious is after he's had humility beat into him by the slaughter of his entire company. He's a much better character.
Please correct me if I am wrong:
This story couldn't be set after the Plague Wars. It must take place prior to the Devastation of Baal. In the aftermath of that Battle against the Tyranids, when Roboute Guilliman speaks with Dante and names him regent of Imperium Nihilus, Guilliman is dressed in Robes. He is out of his armor during this event back during the Indomitus Crusade.
yeah must be plus the marines are grey shields so must be before all of them
Having to wear these armors 24/7 would be more torture than death. I would just walk around naked until there is battle
Problem is that in LORE these armors like a second skin for Astartes. Connected with they neural network, perfectly fitting, hands easy to operate. Things from that novel are bizarre to hear.
disappointed cato's voice wasnt I CATO SICARIUS edit: guilliman is a pretty chill guy, pleasantly surprised
Was tempted lol
@@ABorderPrince Love your videos keep them up!
I think we all know bruva alfabusa.
He's very chill in Know No Fear until Lorgar initiated Order 66.
Guilliman has always been a chill guy, if u read the HH books hes one of the more human Primarchs
The armor of ......that halo is BITCHIN' !!!!!!
Lol cawl knows his bling I’ll give him that
What? I can't hear you over the sound of glorious fire above my head!
"The water ran as fluid" Yes water tends to do that😂 You can even hear a slight stutter when ABP reads it as I assume, even he thinks it's a weird phrase.
I think he meant it was not frozen it was in a liquid state instead of ice .
What Wolf Lord Rho started for me you fully finished. Awesome. Good stuff.
The Eldars words...if chaos isn't the threat and the old's wars...are the Necrons actually the threat.
maybe or somthing else is coming
@@ABorderPrince Tyranids maybe?
This book is about su1cide. As crazy as it sounds: the farseer told Roboute he was wounded on what was past his flesh, his soul. The armor stabilizes exactly that. If he takes the armor off, he may physically survive (he doesn't need the physical part of the life support anymore), but his soul would have to process alone the brunt of what happened and he'd emotionally break down into sadness that would kill him, as in su1cide. Crazy, ham. The armor of fate is antidepressive medicine, pretty much.
" Me wish you itch places scratch you can not..." LOL, brother sergeant said:" do not indulge in the predicament of your sworn brothers young one..." but i'm no ultramarine so i really enjoyed witnessing all mighty Guilliman helpless against a bunch of papers, and his Quote "my greatest enemy..." LOL... facing a comedy in grim darkness of the far future is as unforeseen as the case of Imperial regent coming up with a joke out of the Blue ( pun intended )... it was a nice one... absolutely enjoyable, thanks...
lol glad you liked
This whole story was written to take this piss in regards to the Smurfs and I love it.
Imagine being a demi god (even girly man), stuck in stasis for millenia. I think most of all he wants the armor off so he can take a damn shower!
the smell
Ultra stank
Seriously if he can’t pick up a pen then who is washing his hair? How does he shave?
@@AnIdiotsLantern its the grim darkness of the 42nd millennium, and hes the only loyalist primarch the imperium knows of. They probably have servitors to wash his balls. Shaving? Not likely an issue.
We all know wy Papa G, was so eager to jump out of his power pants...
He's Waifu is not a biggest fan of platonic love XD
Visarch's heavy breathing(in the background)
If I recall correctly Perturabo was able to speak ancient Eldar/Aeldari dialects.
disgusting
Nubby : "Your Primarch is fat."
Guy Haley : "Confirmed."
I, Cato Sicarius really appreciate your newest upload.
LOL
Tell us more, Cato Sicarius!
Marnius does not approve!
@@mikewaterfield3599 Fist!!!!!
I’m really starting to doubt where the line is between machine spirit and artificial intelligence. In one point we have a servitor that relies on punch cards to do tasks, and we have the cawl inferior that can act in a variety of ways and act as sassy as a man of iron
I really enjoy your Guilliman voice, reminds me of the Dark Imperium audiobook! And well, the fact that Sicarius doesn't have the exact same voice as Guilliman for once I really appreciate.
I listen to your channel EVERY night. You bring Warhammer to life for me my man. Keep it up.
LOL glad you like man
Wow, I had thought you'd posted the actual audiobook until the end when you break into your thanks and subscribe outro; that was an amazing professional reading - please keep it up, I've subscribed and liked.
Lol cheers man
Always wondered how this armor would feel, thanks for indulging us
no worries man
I'm a bit behind on some of the newer lore, especially since RG's re-awakening!
So what, Guilliman's now alive, which I knew, but it's because he's in sort of a Darth Vader life support suit!?
I really dug this. I like that Rowboat would have a fondness for some kind of dry humor. In my mind there is such a great reverse shot of him sweating, a vein popping out on his forehead as he struggles to pick a piece of paper up off the floor, while his guardian stands in the background pondering why his liege would be over there genuflecting in front of his desk, and what that might mean for the future of the Imperium.
So this book is less than subtely hinting at the return of the C'tan?
ahh they have been pushing the necron thing in the background now for awhile the new big threat and cawl is heavily intwined with all that from his stuff as well
THE GREAT WORK CONTINUES!
So TL:DL Guillman preparing to take a shower after many years in the same Amour. Musky Imperium, in the grim darkness of the 42 millennium there is no hot running water, only cold showers.....
Sponges and Towels.
We scrub for Macragge!
The 11 ultramarine company's motto.
In the grim darkness of the warhammer 40k universe, its good to see some humour amidst the bleak galactic war
Wow.
This was well written.
I'm truly impressed.
That girly man voice is pretty good, quite close to the audio book for plague wars which is also very good.
o really? i read the book didnt get hte audio. cheers!
Guilliman is very patient. He endured to be caught in this armor for years despite all the disadvantages. I hope that it work to get out of it.
" The old war returns "...awesome
Starting to like Mr. Guilliman more and more thx to you and Mr. Haley. Nice job.
Old war? Well now. Doesn't that just stir some attractive possibilities?
it does
Isnt the sleeping king coming back too? Possibilities indeed
also, can you imagine the smell when they peal him out of that thing?.. yeesh. Servitors just keeling over. Cherubs dropping out of the air.
Always a pleasure. Thank you man!!
Cheers
The more you hear about the return of Guilimen, the more it sounds like he might now be a perpetual, or is becoming one.
well he a primarch so pretty much already is immortal
@@ABorderPrince While somewhat true, the thing is, there is more than one way to become a perpetual, one is of course to be born one, or to die and be resurrected, ie made one, typically by Eldar witchery.
Love seeing this side of the Primarchs, shows they are human at their roots
Each Primarch represents certain traits and characteristics of humanity. And, their interactions serve as a metaphor for the INNER STRUGGLE within all of us.
In 40k, as in real life, the traits & characteristics (represented by the Primarchs) that become most prevalent will INHERANTLY determine the FATE of our species. This, truly, cannot be avoided.
Rancid-butt Grizzlyham, so it seems.
Nurgle surely approves... *shudder
imagine that stank man
I do like these little character developments where it goes more into their psyche
Boot getting sassed by a hyped up laptop LOL
Maybe Guilleman should let a Magos borrow a few of those tomes and maybe he could get some mechidendrites.
lol share knowledge! NOOOOO
You do a really good Eldari voice, I love it!
lol cheers yeah was happy with that
Top tier comedy by Guilliman.
Great writing and delivery
As always, really well done!
Thanks
thanks man
Even a demigod can have his embarrassing human moments.
Lads if you like the video drop a like. Don't just listen and log off. It makes all the difference!
cheers man
Amazing. I've listened to it 3 times lol
awesome glad to hear it
I love this one, nice to have some humanity shown by a primarch!
I have been wondering if some of the souls that cawl merged with have infected the cawl Inferior.
One of my favourites you've read so far!
So this Armour is so advanced that it can bring guilliman back from near death, but I’m suppose to believe that there was no way to remove the armored gauntlet or his power fist? A cool audio but I’m not sure I buy that. Like even regular space marines can remove their gauntlets if they choose, so how did Cawl forget about something that’s been a feature on power Armour for literal thousands of years?
nah the armour and the power of the eldar god of the dead did it but they told him i cant take it off and thats what his issue was
I think it's because the Eldari magic is something no human understands. As far as Guiliman was concerned, he had no way of knowing if removing a portion of the armor would kill him as surely as removing all of it.
Read this one , but non the less another great reading Prince
"There are worse things coming than the Primordial Annhilator. The Old War begins anew." Sooo . . . While Chaos is a threat, . . . C'tan may be a worse one?
either the outcast or the void dragon will break free.
yeah thinking ctan
@@ABorderPrince just listened to your "Belisarius Cawl: The Great Work" review. Now I'm thinking some sort of climatic two sided conflict between the created/puppeted races of the Old Ones and the C'tan, with humanity split down the middle.
thanks for doing this.
interesting to hear this. please do more :)
more soon
Bloody hell RG is actually played by Sean Bean! This never ends well 😂
Great work.
thanks!
In the grim darkness of the far future, humanity still havent gotten past the use of paper..... Even genetically engineered demi-gods are enslaved by them.
Only time I Cato Sicarius doesn't give me Ultradepression
You are a very good voice actor.
Enemies greater than the primordial annihilator? I doubt that
necrons bro lol
Necrons, Ctan, Hell there's a high fleet going around, some of them are near Terra, and some eldar harlequins mentioned Gene Steelers on the throne world
Space marines in normal power armour: directly interface with their power armour wearing it like another skin and allowing them to utilise their superhuman extramly precise fine motor control.
Rowbot Grilman, a primarch, wearing what must be one of the finest sets of power armour in existence: a bumbling fool who constantly drops things
Try picking up a plastic wallet from the floor
Man its amazing !
It is
Thank you , Prince
There was a "Flatter " tone, less depth as in echo , but audio quality was fine .
Fantastic
Captions: nowhere was quieter on the crags honor than reboot a Gillman scriptorium
Love it Brother
Since valarak is part metal when he dons the crown I vote him for fabricator general!
i was hoping this would end with the Primark taking a hot bath lol
Christ! I honestly thought this was a professional voice actor (if you are, even better) reading the short story, it was amazingly read!
nah just me as a hobby
He did it! 12k subs! Starting the year right!
13 in a week crazy man
@@ABorderPrince IRON WITHIN IRON WITHOUT!
Thanks for the reading mate 😇
thanks