The actual best jokers ever (Balatro)

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  • @landonposner6244
    @landonposner6244 6 місяців тому +519

    we’re balatro guys of course we explain the joke to make it funny. see the funny part of the joke is that i combined two overused jokes to make an even worse one

    • @LoveBystroem
      @LoveBystroem 6 місяців тому +32

      Actual +2 tho

    • @lionize7
      @lionize7 6 місяців тому +13

      +4

    • @racimlongou5178
      @racimlongou5178 6 місяців тому +27

      That's a +6 or something according to the math, damn

    • @MarieAvora
      @MarieAvora 6 місяців тому +8

      we're balatro guys, of course we beat this blind, of course we beat this blind with diamonds

    • @brennannowers9834
      @brennannowers9834 6 місяців тому +1

      +2×2

  • @rpdids
    @rpdids 6 місяців тому +83

    "Reroll boss blind might save our life" and boy did it

  • @quiteadept
    @quiteadept 6 місяців тому +161

    31:03 me when I'm Jeff Keighly at the Game Awards about to present a trailer for the most average looking shooter you've ever seen

  • @espresseaux
    @espresseaux 6 місяців тому +112

    I would have been a Balatro guy too if it wasn't for you meddling kids.

  • @yassineb.8659
    @yassineb.8659 6 місяців тому +29

    3:55 .am i crazy or is that actually an insane bar

  • @dylaningram6896
    @dylaningram6896 6 місяців тому +77

    5:26 pov: cowboys inner thoughts

  • @rickastley8655
    @rickastley8655 6 місяців тому +41

    LocalThunk is a distant relative to the bogdanoffs

  • @lucasbatista9369
    @lucasbatista9369 6 місяців тому +114

    I and I alone am the Balatro guy

    • @aamos4489
      @aamos4489 6 місяців тому +10

      he's Balatro guy

    • @betzalelabrams2177
      @betzalelabrams2177 6 місяців тому +2

      he's the Balatro guy

    • @Malox0
      @Malox0 6 місяців тому

      Balatro 2

    • @fujster
      @fujster 6 місяців тому +1

      bro is THE Balatro guy

    • @UtubeEnjoir
      @UtubeEnjoir 6 місяців тому +1

      me when im reading the balatro guys comment

  • @Krrillin678
    @Krrillin678 6 місяців тому +27

    8:49 ethnic Asians are everywhere, good noodles can be found in middle America. You cannot change my mind.

    • @filipsichrovsky
      @filipsichrovsky 6 місяців тому

      You're right. Only ethnic Asians can make good noodles

  • @iluxa-4000
    @iluxa-4000 6 місяців тому +59

    "Black deck is the easiest"
    *10 minutes later*
    "Ok we hold R on this one"

  • @BoffaG1
    @BoffaG1 6 місяців тому +16

    24:43 me when I'm revising Macbeth and I am reading the part where his hamartia is mentioned (Currently in pain because I do not know the text and gcse is tomorrow good luck anyone else doing gcses right now)

  • @wallac12
    @wallac12 6 місяців тому +47

    0:01 me when my friend asks what I’m playing for the rest of all time.

  • @hatered6434
    @hatered6434 6 місяців тому +17

    26:32 Me checking the time when flushing to make sure I’m waking up everyone

  • @gz7006
    @gz7006 6 місяців тому +115

    we're balatro galatro of calatro we're
    calatro am abulatro i'm halatro a stralatro

  • @vitorodino8760
    @vitorodino8760 6 місяців тому +21

    me when I have a holographic egg carrying me early and all i have to do is sort my eco: TIME TO GET GREEN JOKER

  • @coldramen9816
    @coldramen9816 6 місяців тому +10

    7:34 If I had a nickel for every time NL mentioned a place where i've lived, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but weird that it's happened twice

  • @TheAlbertos
    @TheAlbertos 6 місяців тому +53

    The real jokers are in the comments

    • @voided_sun
      @voided_sun 6 місяців тому +3

      I identify as the vagabond joker

    • @420quickscoper5
      @420quickscoper5 6 місяців тому +4

      I am the basic +4 mult joker

  • @somarmot
    @somarmot 6 місяців тому +1

    "Raw dogging the Earth" is a wild statement which will now be added to my repertoire.

  • @googlepoodle5814
    @googlepoodle5814 6 місяців тому +12

    For the IQ question, rent a Port-a-potty while you build yourself an outhouse, and just be that guy in public restrooms

    • @alexmark6580
      @alexmark6580 6 місяців тому

      shrimply think of a smart solution to the flush problem with your 300IQ brain.

  • @Rarog204
    @Rarog204 6 місяців тому +6

    36:56 me when my friend asks what that red card that NL has in balatro is

  • @Rowe4900candymachine
    @Rowe4900candymachine 6 місяців тому +6

    7:38 Hey don't throw Knoxville under the bus we have 2 ramen restraunts.

  • @jagotiberan2181
    @jagotiberan2181 6 місяців тому +3

    16:32 bro didn’t even CONSIDER the roided up Temperance from Egg 😂😭😭

  • @william14able
    @william14able 6 місяців тому +20

    Miso soup catching strays.

    • @GodleyBeast
      @GodleyBeast 7 днів тому

      Where are my miso soup defenders

  • @itschar8872
    @itschar8872 6 місяців тому +3

    we're balatro guys of course we order by suit and discard full houses

  • @Thermobyte
    @Thermobyte 6 місяців тому +9

    We're balatro guys, of course we mult the chips. We mult the chips with jokers.

  • @oneunripemango1858
    @oneunripemango1858 6 місяців тому +29

    We’re balatro guys, guys balatro we’re

    • @chunkykong1846
      @chunkykong1846 6 місяців тому +4

      We're balatro guys, syug ortalab er'eW

  • @christian5256
    @christian5256 6 місяців тому +4

    4:38 hotboytoke when he is soup

  • @kevinfeuerhelm5686
    @kevinfeuerhelm5686 6 місяців тому +3

    You’re right NL there’s no reason we can’t make good ramen in St Louis. Ramen at Menya Rui is insane and Yelp thinks they are the second best restaurant in the United States.

  • @cptnd3851
    @cptnd3851 6 місяців тому +11

    it's crazy how before the update i only had one gold deck but i haven't lost a single run since the patch

    • @sans_seraph_531
      @sans_seraph_531 6 місяців тому

      Brother, we were forged in the fires of 1.0.0

    • @zaftnotameni
      @zaftnotameni 6 місяців тому +1

      yeah it kind of messed up the balance a lot... extreme easy mode is extreme

    • @fujster
      @fujster 6 місяців тому +1

      yall lyin

  • @pureshot902
    @pureshot902 6 місяців тому +3

    46:00 thanks NL I’m gonna start using this one

  • @keanucoetzee8627
    @keanucoetzee8627 6 місяців тому +4

    With my 300 IQ I invented a robot that flushes toilets. I could probably make a less cool looking one with 150 IQ too, but I dont know about now...

  • @zjl0017
    @zjl0017 6 місяців тому +5

    Turns out this patch only had to break one egg to make its omelette

  • @SemiDestructive
    @SemiDestructive 6 місяців тому +6

    If middle america can slow cook meats for 14 hours to acheive godliness they can handle a ramen surely

  • @crypticTmesis
    @crypticTmesis 6 місяців тому +2

    accredited scientist doesn't understand probability

  • @TimTim3000
    @TimTim3000 6 місяців тому

    The initial drawing of 4 cards to a 4-flush leaves you 9 outs out of a 44 card deck, which is going to hit about 61% of the time and miss 39%. So it's not as much of a lock as one might think. Of course since the cards are not replaced the second draw has a slightly better chance at hitting (about 66%), and so on. Side note: the best Thai restaurant I ever ate at was in Oklahoma.

  • @viking309
    @viking309 6 місяців тому +1

    Literally the best American style Chinese food is in Springfield Missouri. If you’re ever there go to Leongs and get the cashew chicken that stuff is ambrosia man.

  • @Merith89
    @Merith89 6 місяців тому

    33:28 He not wrong. I'm not smart enough to explain this properly. Basically the thermoreceptors of our cells also react to specific chemical compounds. Which is why mints taste ❄, and chili peppers taste 🔥.

  • @turagamaxil
    @turagamaxil 5 місяців тому

    NL *makes a run-destroying mistake* "Our plans are measured in centuries."

  • @xXChaoticRavenXx
    @xXChaoticRavenXx 6 місяців тому +2

    We’re Northernlion fans, of course we take a time stamp of what he said and re-contextualise it with a new joke hoping for +2’s in the reply’s

  • @octopustophat3397
    @octopustophat3397 6 місяців тому +11

    We're guys

  • @musoumiko4730
    @musoumiko4730 6 місяців тому +1

    0:18 when Batman's deciding what outfit to wear

  • @ras0k
    @ras0k 6 місяців тому +6

    19:38 buys Telescope on the first shop of the ante with 13$ and no Celestial Pack in sight

    • @ras0k
      @ras0k 6 місяців тому +2

      3 minutes later: "I think we should get our econ pumping"

  • @stevez4120
    @stevez4120 6 місяців тому

    Oiistar on Milwaukee and Wood in Chicago is the best Ramen I've had in the city.

  • @swakner
    @swakner 6 місяців тому +1

    totally understand his gritty teeth feeling when eating raw spinach, not sure why it happens but I don't mind it

    • @dudekazoo
      @dudekazoo 6 місяців тому +1

      My teeth feel squeaky after eating cooked spinach. I get it from cooked chard as well.

  • @benjobopper5447
    @benjobopper5447 6 місяців тому +3

    maybe i missed a video, just wondering if he did jokerless or he decided to stop bashing his head against the wall

  • @wcrb15
    @wcrb15 6 місяців тому +2

    It'd be cool if they gave some bonus if you doink the score perfectly.

  • @benvanderberg5321
    @benvanderberg5321 6 місяців тому +1

    5:12 -infinity always add a miso

  • @nanovoidalt
    @nanovoidalt 6 місяців тому +1

    On the topic of statistical analysis of Balatro, something to note:
    Firstly, I can't find anything other than some simulations.
    Secondly, analyze a single specific run, or what?
    Ideally automate playing the game to:
    1. start game
    2. Discard 5 cards
    3. Take screenshot of hand (for late calculation)
    4. Rinse and repeat
    Then run the numbers.
    Sounds like turbo nerd shit, or Localthunk can SHOW US THE CODE

  • @espresseaux
    @espresseaux 6 місяців тому +25

    We are Balatro. Guys?

  • @Xtv1234
    @Xtv1234 6 місяців тому

    if spinach makes your teeth feel gritty you're overcooking your spinach, blud

  • @crimsoninsight97
    @crimsoninsight97 Місяць тому

    seeing the polychrome gluttonous joker made me feel I had to share my big fumble from yesterday:
    purple stake, polychrome gluttonous, foil eternal blueprint, and hologram raised to x3.5 and I failed cuz I didn't slow down the game for boss blind ante 8 which was Acorn t^t
    (I did complete purple stake the next run and had foil crafty joker, foil raised fist, polychrome rocket, negative smear, holographic certificate, and hologram by ante 8 and replaced crafty and raised fist for ancient stone and cavendish by ante 11)

  • @fujster
    @fujster 6 місяців тому +7

    1:15 If I have 300IQ I'm smart enough to make a non flushing toilet

    • @davestar4718
      @davestar4718 6 місяців тому

      I'd shit out of windows

    • @ericlefort
      @ericlefort 6 місяців тому

      I’m gonna be that guy 🙃: if you had 300 IQ you’d realize it’s a quotient, not a direct measurement. 500IQ is technically functionally identical to 400IQ and both are technically impossible. Thank you for your time 🤓

  • @wickedsamurai3323
    @wickedsamurai3323 6 місяців тому +3

    NL has definitely never had Tajin before LOL

    • @dudekazoo
      @dudekazoo 6 місяців тому

      Just because he doesn't know how to pronounce it?

  • @sawyerwelden7929
    @sawyerwelden7929 6 місяців тому

    3:19 me when im going into the fremen settlements on arrakis

  • @WildWilly292
    @WildWilly292 6 місяців тому +5

    Waiting for NL vids to catch up to patch gang

    • @fujster
      @fujster 6 місяців тому

      init

  • @theletterkei
    @theletterkei 6 місяців тому

    the miso soup topic was actually the first time I've truly disagreed with NL, miso soup is such a top tier starter before eating anything especially if you're feeling a lil under the weather or your stomach needs a revive.

  • @fujster
    @fujster 6 місяців тому +1

    1:15 I have a 300IQ surely I am smart enough to just shit outside.

  • @urDAsellsAVON99
    @urDAsellsAVON99 6 місяців тому +15

    46:49 me when I'm a guitar salesman

    • @jayykeyy
      @jayykeyy 6 місяців тому

      bruh you commented this twice

    • @Nikowo1610
      @Nikowo1610 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@jayykeyyProbably a youtube issue, sometimes it bugs out and does that

  • @PraiseZealus
    @PraiseZealus 6 місяців тому

    This man talking about food and sensation makes me want to tear my fucking hair out lmaooooooo

  • @jackers0077
    @jackers0077 6 місяців тому

    Big fan of the Missouri praise, KC has very good food

  • @googlepoodle5814
    @googlepoodle5814 6 місяців тому

    A spectral card that adds an eternal if a joker doesn’t have one, or removes one if it does would go hard

  • @JonathanSharman
    @JonathanSharman 5 місяців тому

    That last run was a thing of beauty. 182.25 x mult from two jokers!

  • @greenleaf44
    @greenleaf44 6 місяців тому

    Assuming a 1 in 4 chance to draw each suit, the odds of drawing 8 non-clubs is (3/4)^8≈10%. A 5 card redraw with no clubs is (3/4)^5≈23.7%. Both happening is 2.4%, and a draw and 2 redraws is 0.6%

    • @greenleaf44
      @greenleaf44 6 місяців тому

      Calculating with a standar poker deck, with removal of drawn cards, the likelihood of drawing q8 consecutive non-clubs is about 0.15%

  • @Spacie_687
    @Spacie_687 6 місяців тому

    The japanese food bit was fire lmao

  • @mschuhler
    @mschuhler 6 місяців тому

    as someone raised in kansas city, no place has pizza like kansas city (as in, there is nowhere where it sucks as bad as it does in KC)

  • @Tottosmile
    @Tottosmile 6 місяців тому +6

    /marker balatro 2

    • @Chiavica
      @Chiavica 6 місяців тому +6

      slæʃ ˈmɑrkər ˈbɑːlɑːtroʊ tu

  • @Buffalax
    @Buffalax 6 місяців тому

    stuff tasting sweet if it's cold is the same as stuff tasting hot if it's spicy. same on ramps different exits

  • @Ace-rb4hv
    @Ace-rb4hv 3 місяці тому

    The sweet is cold thing i see the vision but toothpaste is cause of sls it contains, but besides that when you get a cold coffee thats sweet you go thats refreshing but if you have something that isn't that sweet its well not like bitter ones not really or at least as much, and if you have something hot and sweet its not so yea, it could also be cause we are used to having sweet things cold

  • @ScienceBang
    @ScienceBang 6 місяців тому

    1:30 northernlion hits em with the MUDA MUDA MUDA.

  • @X17xRJx17X
    @X17xRJx17X 6 місяців тому

    11:57 ive had one grocery store appear in a nightmare and it was walmart thats all im sayin

  • @sonicx764
    @sonicx764 6 місяців тому

    "Italy aren't buying our wheat"
    Welp , Barilla does use canadian wheat...

  • @GenesisHD
    @GenesisHD 6 місяців тому

    You are my background noise because the discourse is better than lo mein

  • @luin6788
    @luin6788 6 місяців тому +1

    most centrist vaguely conservative nl vid in a while we got the "i dont have synesthesia im 35" AND the tajin bit in less than 10 minutes

    • @dudekazoo
      @dudekazoo 6 місяців тому

      Could you explain the synesthesia thing?

    • @luin6788
      @luin6788 6 місяців тому

      @@dudekazoo disabilities are often framed as a young millennial/zoomer "trend", rather than things that went undiagnosed previously

    • @dudekazoo
      @dudekazoo 6 місяців тому

      @@luin6788 Oh, he was actually being an asshole on that one. Bummer. I've been hearing about how "everyone suddenly has ADHD" since I got diagnosed in like 1993. I was one of those Ritalin kids everybody seemed to like to lampoon for the following decade or so. 😮‍💨
      Synesthesia isn't a disability though is it? I think of it like aphantasia, in that it is more of an inexpressible perceptual difference.

  • @jagotiberan2181
    @jagotiberan2181 6 місяців тому

    For the sushi restaurant appetizers I’m a takoyaki tyler personally

  • @mennymoto
    @mennymoto 5 місяців тому

    We are indeed buying your wheat.

  • @BigHelpEnergy
    @BigHelpEnergy 6 місяців тому

    Miso soup mix to upgrade the ramen experience ive done just miso paste and tofu to make my own just a nice light soup. And go to missouri they actualy have some realy cool sushi places go to the college town part its almost like across the universe resturaunts with apartements above em its pretty nice experience

  • @mathbookhero
    @mathbookhero 6 місяців тому +1

    RYUKA MENTIONED!!!! RAHHHH!!! 🐈🐈🐈‼️‼️‼️🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈WHAT THE FRICK IS LETTING TOMO EAT HIS FOOD IN PEACE‼️

  • @rolandraasch5546
    @rolandraasch5546 6 місяців тому

    Thats a hilarious seed to have that by Ante 5

  • @brendenjohnson4614
    @brendenjohnson4614 6 місяців тому

    my niece is finally old enough to play sap with me. Lol, you even hit a NL style Lets go on are first few wins. You would of loved it.

  • @gibbyhigh4728
    @gibbyhigh4728 6 місяців тому +1

    Arkansas catches too many strays 😭😭

  • @GoblinWar
    @GoblinWar 6 місяців тому

    7:43 the real rookie mistake is only eating tonkotsu imo

  • @DeathByRabbit
    @DeathByRabbit 6 місяців тому

    30:35 She didn't throw him so much as let go of him.

  • @qt2f
    @qt2f 6 місяців тому +6

    38:22 me when I'm asking my friend Dan if he had a good weekend

  • @knmrt2760
    @knmrt2760 6 місяців тому

    0:01 so LocalThunk is already working on the sequel ?

  • @dantedamean
    @dantedamean 6 місяців тому

    I’m convinced NL has just become a parody of himself

  • @ltthorlief
    @ltthorlief 6 місяців тому

    I knew us Italians were due catching a stray from NL, it was only a matter of time

  • @AnthonyRogers-tk3lo
    @AnthonyRogers-tk3lo 6 місяців тому

    1:36 ushiromiya battler be like

  • @shogun9032
    @shogun9032 6 місяців тому

    Miso soup sounds like a bowl of soup, that really want's to convince you it is soup... xD

    • @fujster
      @fujster 6 місяців тому +1

      Me so soup... Trust me...

  • @MySpeedy777
    @MySpeedy777 6 місяців тому

    You CAN make good Chinese food in the flyover states. Unfortunately, no one wants to live there so there is no competition in the food market so all the food blows. Especially if you’re visiting the one option in a 50mi radius for a food like ramen. It’s gonna be ass 95% of the time because there’s nothing pushing them to be better.

  • @mattjones9535
    @mattjones9535 6 місяців тому

    I'm really struggling on checkered purple stake!

  • @singletaxjax307
    @singletaxjax307 6 місяців тому

    Frothing at the mouth and going into a coma as NL gets a Madness and passes up multiple opportunities to buff it with shit jokers for absolutely nothing

  • @VisionsofDagdae
    @VisionsofDagdae 6 місяців тому +1

    I am, therefore of course we are

  • @danser_theplayer01
    @danser_theplayer01 6 місяців тому

    Things too sweet taste spicy, not cold! And too much salt makes the bitter taste. It's like I'm describing primary colors but for tastes.

  • @tyler33773
    @tyler33773 6 місяців тому

    I think shoot the moon is highly underrated

  • @Buffalax
    @Buffalax 6 місяців тому

    5:27 cuisine in 1929

  • @bhvvlogs7814
    @bhvvlogs7814 6 місяців тому

    Actually St. Louis does touch the ocean.

  • @YaboiLenox
    @YaboiLenox 6 місяців тому

    I’m from Springfield, Missouri the Chinese food is the best in the entire country. No joke.

  • @Fozey
    @Fozey 6 місяців тому

    20:58 me when im throwing some dookie

  • @georgepalmer2784
    @georgepalmer2784 6 місяців тому

    nl you can change the description to say buy balatro instead of wishlist

  • @NikolaPj
    @NikolaPj 6 місяців тому

    NL: Black is the easiest deck ever.
    Also NL: Restarts 50 times.