Chips...I get it now (Balatro)

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  • Опубліковано 14 лис 2024

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  • @grit1
    @grit1 6 місяців тому +347

    For those interested, the Canucks didn't play a game on April 25th 2024. You also would've won a second house if you bet on the 26th since they did beat the Preds

    • @jharris9898
      @jharris9898 6 місяців тому +21

      It was free money.

    • @jermbo
      @jermbo 6 місяців тому +19

      Had no clue these vids are that backlogged

    • @weirdopup
      @weirdopup 6 місяців тому +4

      ​@jermbo same here brother. I was wondering why I saw a librarian video 2 weeks ago covering bits from this one

  • @ehak72
    @ehak72 6 місяців тому +487

    me when i walk into a convenience store for the first time ever and the cashier is explaining snacks to me:

  • @TalonsII
    @TalonsII 6 місяців тому +98

    9 hot dogs? Easy.
    9 beers? If I must.
    9 innings of baseball? Fucking end me.

    • @nolanfisher6712
      @nolanfisher6712 6 місяців тому +14

      Baseball is great when you don't got a mf in your telling you how boring it is.

    • @Wapfgaming
      @Wapfgaming 6 місяців тому +12

      @@nolanfisher6712 Mfers really be calling baseball boring and then going home and farming last hits in mid for 7 hours straight

  • @vin_icarus
    @vin_icarus 6 місяців тому +62

    as a library guy myself - usually librarians get their bachelor’s in their focus (history, english, engineering, etc), then go to library sciences to learn marketing, research, communications, etc. many librarians even specialize in a specific service much like teachers - early childhood, young adult, and adult services!
    apologies for library nerding but librarians do a lot for you and your community, even if you don’t see it!

    • @epaomirimiri
      @epaomirimiri 6 місяців тому +3

      That's what I was thinking! Librarians are information conduits who need to know how to help people *research*. It's not that big a deal to the regular public who just wanna pick up a little fantasy book every couple of weeks but show me a 'do your own research' wackadoo and I'll show you someone who could have been saved by a librarian showing them HOW.

    • @omniputin4124
      @omniputin4124 6 місяців тому

      Hey man, let me take care of that for you. Where were you trying to pat yourself on the back?

    • @mennymoto
      @mennymoto 5 місяців тому

      So you say that a librarian doesn't need a bachelor's , just a library "sciences" course.

    • @vin_icarus
      @vin_icarus 5 місяців тому

      @@mennymoto many people who work in a public library setting are not required to get a library sciences degree - just librarians are required by many state laws as they are government bodies. usually a library science degree is many courses, making up an associates degree (in the us). you can get a library sciences degree just by itself, but most of the librarians and library staff i have worked with have a previous bachelor’s degrees - many of them history! really it just depends on the state and institution. i’ve had both public and university library experience and there are many different types of librarians! :))

  • @offbrandDavid
    @offbrandDavid 6 місяців тому +188

    when nl mislabels a stinky vod as a fresh video…the purpose of a system is what it does

    • @bandagedboot7173
      @bandagedboot7173 6 місяців тому +17

      Librarian is for UA-cam videos. This is a VOD archive channel now.

    • @Nikowo1610
      @Nikowo1610 6 місяців тому +9

      ​@@bandagedboot7173He also usually makes one video a day, you can tell because in half of the balatro videos he's talking to himself and making less risky jokes and using more of a youtuber voice

    • @RobotnikPlngas
      @RobotnikPlngas 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@offbrandDavid skill issue

  • @DroppedMyMarbles
    @DroppedMyMarbles 6 місяців тому +44

    22:01 me when I have to go to the bathroom at work and we're out of toilet paper but someone left a full party sized bag of Ruffles in the stall

  • @NotQuietRight
    @NotQuietRight 6 місяців тому +14

    1:11:11
    Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger when they first read the script for Brokeback Mountain

  • @Nikowo1610
    @Nikowo1610 6 місяців тому +75

    6:50 Me when I've been trying to dig a big hole with just my bare hands but find it isn't working very efficiently

  • @senpai2.054
    @senpai2.054 6 місяців тому +21

    "i already have chips, i need mult" my lion in christ, the chips *are* the mult and chips

    • @jojojo503
      @jojojo503 5 місяців тому +1

      The chips are the message

  • @coolfool183
    @coolfool183 5 місяців тому +4

    the "we need more worse doctors" is a take I highly agree with. I don't need every doctor to slave away on the books, becoming some ego-inflated, jaded super genius. maybe just like a kind person who listens well, generally knows what they're talking about, and can prescribe medication, the first two of course being exclusive with doctors who are way too overworked and under appreciated

  • @patrick5122
    @patrick5122 6 місяців тому +25

    Me when I’ve been living in the UK for 20 years and figure out why there’s no french fries anywhere

  • @LetsGetDownToBiscuits
    @LetsGetDownToBiscuits 6 місяців тому +63

    We're Balatro Guys, of course we don't swap banner for burglar with one discard.

    • @franslair2199
      @franslair2199 6 місяців тому

      I recently got green joker and mult for 0 discards, which sounded like antisynergy but then i got burglar. And then i got brainstorm. Turns out burglar works with brainstorm

    • @Bennerz
      @Bennerz 6 місяців тому

      Does that mean it works with blueprint too??? ​@@franslair2199

  • @jojPlays
    @jojPlays 6 місяців тому +11

    2:51 pov you're a dying star turning into a black hole

  • @DarrienGlasser
    @DarrienGlasser 6 місяців тому +58

    Bro went after teachers first, then librarians. He’s a menace

    • @MrVovansim
      @MrVovansim 6 місяців тому +6

      When you preface a statement with "Don't take this in bad faith, but..." 😂

    • @TamaCinema69
      @TamaCinema69 6 місяців тому +1

      At this rate AFSCME's gonna send shooters

  • @blackrippin
    @blackrippin 6 місяців тому +6

    I love how this dude roasts his chat and they keep coming back for more

  • @rapidsnailshellzz
    @rapidsnailshellzz 6 місяців тому +9

    the whole bit at 12:34 was so savage it would put Kendrick to SHAME

    • @fibn9414
      @fibn9414 6 місяців тому +3

      seriously, telling someone their soul is fucked is insane

    • @alfonsalenius2482
      @alfonsalenius2482 6 місяців тому +1

      genuinely the most ruthless I've ever seen a streamer be tearing apart a chat message LOLLLL

  • @tgjmjgjm
    @tgjmjgjm 6 місяців тому +24

    knucks actually won 120-119
    wtf

    • @SMA2343
      @SMA2343 6 місяців тому +7

      BING BONG

    • @tangy3003
      @tangy3003 6 місяців тому +5

      new york knuckles

  • @tierneycyren7344
    @tierneycyren7344 6 місяців тому +2

    man hearing Northernlion say "the medium is the message" made me remember that being a huge thing in my college classes a decade ago... when I was also watching northernlion lmfao

  • @cassiboi1423
    @cassiboi1423 6 місяців тому +1

    18:43 it’s insane how right he is about the chip bit

  • @RyanLewis714
    @RyanLewis714 6 місяців тому +5

    1) excited my city of Dayton, OH got a shout out.
    2) sad my city of Dayton, OH got scrapped on.

    • @snivtea
      @snivtea 6 місяців тому +2

      My friend Travis is from there, you probably know him given the population of Dayton, OH.

  • @bongkey2210
    @bongkey2210 6 місяців тому +14

    "Security at the expense of usability comes at the expense of security"

    • @douglascostapinheiro4642
      @douglascostapinheiro4642 6 місяців тому

      Ah, good old “AviD's Rule of Usability”

    • @zacharybray6200
      @zacharybray6200 6 місяців тому +1

      The exact problem I'm facing at my current IT job, the desire to make things more secure but the frustration of dealing with secure systems makes you use work arounds that defeat the purpose of said security.

  • @hysterheister0947
    @hysterheister0947 6 місяців тому +9

    12 slices? Brother, that's a snack.

  • @tiffanytorgerson5703
    @tiffanytorgerson5703 6 місяців тому +4

    I wanted to be a librarian but when I graduated high school the college I was gonna go to just got rid of the program. No other colleges in the area offered it

  • @MySpeedy777
    @MySpeedy777 6 місяців тому +1

    Only go for chips early was a pretty good encapsulation of his misunderstanding of the strategy and he bit the dude’s head off lol

  • @blackmage1276
    @blackmage1276 6 місяців тому +2

    21:22 me getting crazy when the functions at the airport

  • @metalmeal0
    @metalmeal0 6 місяців тому +1

    19:52 Mike from Monsters Inc. when he's coaching Sully

  • @grit1
    @grit1 6 місяців тому +1

    39:24 I went to Japan to visit my friend who had been teaching English there for two years for two weeks, most of our meals were Taco Bell and convenience store food. And it was great.

  • @ninjataco333
    @ninjataco333 6 місяців тому

    My wife just graduated with her Masters in Library and Information Science. The courses are focused on collection development, how to catalog, lots of behind the scenes technology and systems. A couple of courses on methods and considerations to make sure every person/group in the community has resources that fit their needs.

  • @iluxa-4000
    @iluxa-4000 6 місяців тому +6

    I'm ashamed to admit, but recently I ate like 15 slices of a 25cm pizza and it was just fine. I'm not even that big of a dude, but I didn't eat for basically the entire day since I went cycling with my friends and we probably went like 50 or 60 kilometers.

    • @MrVovansim
      @MrVovansim 6 місяців тому +8

      OP: describes the size of a pizza and the length of a bike ride using the same units.
      Americans: chat, is this real?

    • @dylanb2990
      @dylanb2990 6 місяців тому +1

      @@MrVovansimdo Americans not?

  • @steelgunsuit
    @steelgunsuit 6 місяців тому +2

    His view on Librarians reminds me of his view on plumbers.

  • @huntokarthedestroyer2267
    @huntokarthedestroyer2267 6 місяців тому +61

    We're Balotro Guys. Of course we skip for 180 seconds to watch a hand be played.

    • @bandagedboot7173
      @bandagedboot7173 6 місяців тому +3

      +2

    • @callmeshoooter1847
      @callmeshoooter1847 6 місяців тому +4

      Just enjoy the banter or play the game yourself brother

    • @huntokarthedestroyer2267
      @huntokarthedestroyer2267 6 місяців тому +11

      @@callmeshoooter1847 so what we skip a 4 minute conversation about hockey.

    • @GuitarSlayer136
      @GuitarSlayer136 6 місяців тому +6

      If I have to hear this man speak for longer than 60 seconds on any non Balatro topic I feel my braincells start to atrophy.

    • @sillybearhours
      @sillybearhours 6 місяців тому +8

      @@GuitarSlayer136why watch him genuinely

  • @FrequenciesMusic
    @FrequenciesMusic 6 місяців тому +4

    18:32 my girlfriend when i ask my her what i smell like down there

  • @felix56p
    @felix56p 5 місяців тому +1

    2:00 what a +2

  • @Kyle-jl7ce
    @Kyle-jl7ce 6 місяців тому +2

    6:25 me when I shank a golf shot

  • @skeltaldelegate5408
    @skeltaldelegate5408 6 місяців тому

    The irony of POSIWID is everyone intuitively knows it already but repress it or countersignal it to avoid responsibility.

  • @augustonian3522
    @augustonian3522 6 місяців тому +6

    Biology is the humanities of science, I've never agreed with something more lol

    • @MrVovansim
      @MrVovansim 6 місяців тому +2

      Economics is now considered a stem major. Now THAT is the humanities of science, for sure.

    • @superguy183828
      @superguy183828 6 місяців тому

      🗣️🗣️🗣️Economics is not science 🗣️🗣️🗣️
      🗣️🗣️🗣️Economics is not science 🗣️🗣️🗣️
      🗣️🗣️🗣️Economics is not science 🗣️🗣️🗣️

    • @Poondaedalin
      @Poondaedalin Місяць тому +1

      They go through Organic Chemistry (one of the hardest classes you can possibly take at a college level) only to find out that they're not invited to the function.
      There is no justice in this world 😔

  • @rathervalor
    @rathervalor 6 місяців тому +2

    so what we stay frugal so what we buy nothing

  • @ineptist
    @ineptist 6 місяців тому +1

    I wonder why he just stopped suit-fixing his decks. Just on every run now, he wont use any of the suit fixing tarots

  • @milos1967
    @milos1967 6 місяців тому +1

    Yo does the straight 3x mult card cancel out the polychrome rainbow?

  • @MrVovansim
    @MrVovansim 6 місяців тому +1

    Plasma deck: gets banned from streamer tourney for being op.
    NL: 22:39

  • @RobotnikPlngas
    @RobotnikPlngas 6 місяців тому

    Me when I travel from UK to America and the Cashier has to explain they are not called 'Crisps' here.

  • @NalonB
    @NalonB 6 місяців тому

    Balatro: "To cook, or be cooked, that is the question."

  • @dyderikm5819
    @dyderikm5819 5 місяців тому

    Still waiting on someone to make a Northernlion "yay" compilation.

  • @hysterheister0947
    @hysterheister0947 6 місяців тому +1

    Red card- takes. Only 3 mult per pack skipped.
    Castle- skips. Then barely takes. 3 mult to just discard a card.

  • @keaganbeck6566
    @keaganbeck6566 6 місяців тому +3

    A caveman checking out at the gas station

  • @HelixVex
    @HelixVex 6 місяців тому

    So many great moments in this video.

  • @REGIMEPILLED
    @REGIMEPILLED 6 місяців тому

    you would give a granville island winter ale to someone you don't know? holeeee you're a nice guy! i guess they're much less common on the east coast

  • @TamaCinema69
    @TamaCinema69 6 місяців тому +1

    Balatro players born after the 90's only know how to play flush, get hot chip and lie

  • @toddkimo8499
    @toddkimo8499 6 місяців тому +2

    30:46 Me when I walk past a homeless person on the street

  • @matthewstanulet1441
    @matthewstanulet1441 6 місяців тому +9

    Oh yay, he understands the Plasma Deck

    • @JumperAce
      @JumperAce 6 місяців тому +4

      Except he went red card which is 3 chip 3 mult per shop best case scenario

    • @snivtea
      @snivtea 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@JumperAce it was foil, so it's a base 25 mult and 25 chips, which is pretty solid for early antes.

    • @JumperAce
      @JumperAce 6 місяців тому +1

      @snivtea6423 I get that. You probably missed the part where he started explaining to chat how he was going to get his econ going so he could juice up red card as a win condition because "its good to get some mult going too". He neither understands how poorly linear it grows nor how plasma deck works despite playing this game 20hours a week

  • @skull-hole
    @skull-hole 6 місяців тому +1

    NL around 38:00
    bro is off his rocker 😂

  • @gorpazorp7309
    @gorpazorp7309 6 місяців тому

    The Canucks are going off this year.

  • @yujiyujix
    @yujiyujix 6 місяців тому +8

    hi tomo

  • @murrayb1969
    @murrayb1969 6 місяців тому

    A friend of mine studied forensic for like four years and then decided to go to a different university to become a librarian. I also do not really know what she studies lol

  • @janesylum
    @janesylum 8 днів тому

    wont buy a 4 dollar celestial pack but buys high priestess without thinking immediately ???

  • @RagingAcid
    @RagingAcid 6 місяців тому +1

    Sometimes when NL rips up a chatter I feel like he's yelling at me for something I never even did :(

  • @Nopalmtreez
    @Nopalmtreez 6 місяців тому +1

    I'm new around here, can someone explain the "Andrew" bit to me I'm lost. Super funny vod though, really enjoyed watching 🙌

    • @quattroCrazy
      @quattroCrazy 6 місяців тому +4

      There was a twitch thing for a while where people would say I’m a “insert preference here” “insert name with same first letter here.” (So like in Balatro terms it might be “Flush Frederick”) Eventually it all kind of devolved into Andy being the name used no matter what the first word was. NL says Andrew as a riff on that.

    • @Nopalmtreez
      @Nopalmtreez 6 місяців тому

      @@quattroCrazy thank you so much for the explanation, that makes a lot of sense. Definitely making it's way intot vernacular now 😂

  • @manguy01
    @manguy01 6 місяців тому

    NL's right. Any high school graduate who got good grades could be a librarian.

  • @papik522
    @papik522 6 місяців тому

    Did he complete jokerless? I folowed and missed count. Please link if so

  • @ispepsiokay9358
    @ispepsiokay9358 6 місяців тому +1

    me when i walk into a convenience store:

  • @theZodiacGriller
    @theZodiacGriller 6 місяців тому +1

    I cant believe everything he said about the game in this video was wrong... even the title...
    Why does he prioritize chips in PLASMA??
    HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

  • @fadhilbasheer2920
    @fadhilbasheer2920 6 місяців тому +5

    2:57 me writing a song about black people in the capital of France

  • @shogun9032
    @shogun9032 6 місяців тому

    Stuntman on Plasma must go crazyyyyyyyyyy

  • @patrickbenjamin6066
    @patrickbenjamin6066 6 місяців тому +1

    Just had a run that went 8.744e11 greatest run ever

    • @finalfantasy50
      @finalfantasy50 6 місяців тому +1

      i just had a run that went up to 5.3e13, it started black deck with two pair pants and then at ante 7 i got legendary that x2 score kings and queens and got both blueprint and brainstorm on ante 9 which was insane

  • @skunkybudtoker9092
    @skunkybudtoker9092 6 місяців тому +7

    This video is awful stinky. Before the 1.01 patch, not fresh at all.

  • @UptightGnome
    @UptightGnome 6 місяців тому +2

    Cheps*

  • @robjones-io
    @robjones-io 6 місяців тому

    35:46 American here, I lived in Europe for several years and I can confirm their McDonald’s is better

  • @ceering99
    @ceering99 6 місяців тому

    Can confirm library video games were ass, mine had several copies of Sonic '06 and no other sonic games

  • @fatrat5321
    @fatrat5321 6 місяців тому

    Me when I flunked english and I try and order from McDonald's

  • @amothekid7221
    @amothekid7221 6 місяців тому

    Jokerless will never happen:(

  • @BoffaG1
    @BoffaG1 6 місяців тому

    27:05 me when my name is Joe Goldberg

  • @usagin0te
    @usagin0te 6 місяців тому

    me when i uhhh british fries uhhh crisps something

  • @ultimaofelsewhere
    @ultimaofelsewhere 6 місяців тому

    A TF2 stream you say?

  • @ethantremblay8550
    @ethantremblay8550 6 місяців тому

    Some Walter white energy today!!❤❤

  • @003SOK
    @003SOK 6 місяців тому +1

    37:21 spectacular.
    38:43 climax.

  • @distortedjams
    @distortedjams 6 місяців тому +2

    How did it take him this long to understand the plasma deck. First run I realized chips scale faster than mult. Anyway plasma deck + mini joker + hack makes my jeans tight.

    • @Montewtf
      @Montewtf 6 місяців тому +2

      honestly every time hes like "ooh 4 mult" when thats the difference between a 2 and a 6 within a flush. meanwhile he throws away 50 chips at a time

    • @Affirmingtree
      @Affirmingtree 6 місяців тому +3

      To beat ante 8, yes. But to go to E, mult multipliers is the way

    • @Lentiii
      @Lentiii 6 місяців тому +2

      i’m convinced that every one of you that makes comments like this about plasma has only won with it on like red stake with stuntman and thinks they’ve mastered it

    • @Montewtf
      @Montewtf 6 місяців тому +3

      @@Lentiii jokes on you i dont even own balatro

    • @Lentiii
      @Lentiii 6 місяців тому +2

      @@Montewtf you’re valid tbh

  • @garfthedead5627
    @garfthedead5627 6 місяців тому

    Correct

  • @noodlefoosa5191
    @noodlefoosa5191 6 місяців тому +1

    Me when i get chips

  • @espresseaux
    @espresseaux 6 місяців тому +4

    We're Balatro guys syug ortalaB er'eW

    • @robjones-io
      @robjones-io 6 місяців тому

      “We’re Balatro guys in the middle of nowhere” Translated by Google, it really do be like that

    • @hhm4480
      @hhm4480 6 місяців тому

      @@robjones-io “and the balatro guys are cold” translated by google holy shit 🥶 🥶

    • @praticle
      @praticle 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@robjones-io"and the Balatro guys are cold" for me

  • @mschuhler
    @mschuhler 6 місяців тому +1

    "what do we care about 40 chips, i wipe my ass with chips" oh man he still doesn't understand how plasma works does he

  • @thegiftedspriter7427
    @thegiftedspriter7427 6 місяців тому

    27:00

  • @MooseXL22
    @MooseXL22 3 місяці тому

    OH MY 4

  • @dekkonot
    @dekkonot 6 місяців тому +1

    We're NorthernLion fans, of course we make the same joke every video

  • @autonomousanonymous6310
    @autonomousanonymous6310 6 місяців тому

    Number one red card fan worldwide

  • @vitorodino8760
    @vitorodino8760 6 місяців тому

    the guy just doesn't get plasma deck, i love it

  • @bduddy55555
    @bduddy55555 6 місяців тому

    He finally read the description of plasma deck, we're all doomed

  • @cFrogjar
    @cFrogjar 6 місяців тому

    yeah youd literally be playing tf2

  • @veal_vermicelli
    @veal_vermicelli 6 місяців тому

    I know what i want to see. 🙈

  • @psakku
    @psakku 6 місяців тому +1

    why is he trying so hard to juice red card that shits useless!!!

  • @reee2754
    @reee2754 6 місяців тому

    in not gonna cap i think u argue too much with random chatters like im on ur side with 100% of the stuff ur saying but i feel like ur saying some of the same things

  • @charliedickson3480
    @charliedickson3480 6 місяців тому +1

    We

  • @nachoigbexto1169
    @nachoigbexto1169 6 місяців тому +3

    26 seconds an 0 view, channel isnt working man

  • @DyingEarthDilettante
    @DyingEarthDilettante 6 місяців тому

    Northernlion is Mcluhanpilled

  • @dangkolache
    @dangkolache 6 місяців тому +1

    don't call it lung butter 🤮

  • @jazzthepirate
    @jazzthepirate 6 місяців тому

    First

  • @SMA2343
    @SMA2343 6 місяців тому +2

    5:34 cool, but the Canucks played the 24th and 26th. Not the 25th. I would assume he meant the 26th. And the Canucks did win in Nashville 2-1

    • @mrkamikaze5
      @mrkamikaze5 6 місяців тому +14

      wait'll you get a few more seconds in

    • @callumross6290
      @callumross6290 6 місяців тому +3

      He did indeed mean the 25th

    • @SMA2343
      @SMA2343 6 місяців тому +1

      @@mrkamikaze5 he did say game 3, but egg man doesn’t know the date cause he’s always on his peloton

  • @jordanmai5329
    @jordanmai5329 6 місяців тому

    No views fell off type a comment

  • @davideventili2881
    @davideventili2881 6 місяців тому +3

    Biology Is sick what Is wrong with STEM people

  • @magnushalvarsson6460
    @magnushalvarsson6460 6 місяців тому

    God why oh why can't he wrap his head around this deck? Why is he discarding a card with +30 chip to keep a card with +4 mult. I love watching him but this is so frustrating even if he won in the end. 🫤