XTRO BAD MOVIE REVIEW | Double Toasted

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  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 2 роки тому +65

    “You’re out of your FUCKING MIIIIND!!!!”
    My favorite quote from this movie

  • @conradgardner1899
    @conradgardner1899 2 роки тому +44

    As a white British person, I can confirm that this is exactly how we'd react to all of this

  • @Thewingkongexchange
    @Thewingkongexchange Рік тому +2

    22:55 - similar story, my grandparents got us 'Terminator 2' for Christmas on VHS and when mom finally came in (around when Xander Berkeley gets skewered in the face) she made us turn it off. The video got returned and exchanged for 'Dr. No' lol!

  • @ErickMuzone
    @ErickMuzone 2 роки тому +70

    Billy’s reactions and responses are pure gold. If I hear that cackle in the intro, I’m rolling up before I watch the video.

    • @Emulous79
      @Emulous79 2 роки тому +14

      It cheers me up in spite of the dark-as-hell film content.

    • @justin5002
      @justin5002 2 роки тому +12

      Anytime I see Billy in the review, I know I'm gonna be in it for the long haul.

  • @dorcaswinter8296
    @dorcaswinter8296 2 роки тому +75

    You guys got to do a Steven Seagal movie - the list to choose from is endless! 😂

    • @krisj827
      @krisj827 2 роки тому +7

      Facts!🤣🤣

    • @BIGCEE94
      @BIGCEE94 2 роки тому +8

      I think I just got the perfect one for bad movie roast which is On Deadly Ground starring and directed by Steven Seagal.

    • @dorcaswinter8296
      @dorcaswinter8296 2 роки тому +8

      @@BIGCEE94 China Salesman is also a whole new level of bad 😂

    • @saveyabreath680
      @saveyabreath680 2 роки тому

      Ima steal every Mothafuckin birthday

    • @austindevine248
      @austindevine248 2 роки тому +4

      Oh man I would love to them do Mercenary for Justice or On Deadly Ground

  • @XCocoaCutieX
    @XCocoaCutieX 2 роки тому +84

    Omg…I never ever thought I’d see you guys review this. I thought I was but a few individuals to have ever watched it. I actually had this on DVD 😂😂😂

    • @FilmCritter
      @FilmCritter 2 роки тому +9

      I learned recently that this one has a HUGE cult following. I saw full-on toy statues of the alien in another UA-camrs video as a collectors item. I was like "HUH". So weird but its an enjoyable flick!

    • @bluray76
      @bluray76 2 роки тому +2

      Yes I agree. I’d never thought you’d review something so off the wall crazy like Xtro. I’m so glad you did this one. Did you know there’s 2 more. Loved this review

    • @rageagainstthewashingmachi2877
      @rageagainstthewashingmachi2877 2 роки тому

      @@FilmCritter oh yeah that was probably from the box set. I have those.

  • @JinxSanity
    @JinxSanity 2 роки тому +70

    The Woman giving birth to a full grown man sounds like it should be the main climax of the film, as oppose to just disposing of the woman as if she was nothing, let alone a Alien impregnation being treated as if it was no big deal. That scene alone is a whole topic for a movie given our current serious treatment of Rape as a issue rather than just shock value or twisted fan service.
    For a similar film, there's also 1981's Inseminoid.

    • @DrQuagmire1
      @DrQuagmire1 2 роки тому +7

      and one of the reasons why this movie was labeled as a "video nasty" back in the day

    • @timothycrosby4251
      @timothycrosby4251 2 роки тому +1

      For years it was the only thing I remembered about it.

    • @Lava91point0
      @Lava91point0 Рік тому

      If you think about it, a lot of the alien movies from the 80's and early 90's were kind of allegories for the r word. Alien being a painfully obvious one.

    • @WAFFENFABRIK
      @WAFFENFABRIK 5 місяців тому

      Expecting grindhouse horror to be anything more than tasteless schlock is only going to lead to disappointment lol

  • @vincentwood3450
    @vincentwood3450 2 роки тому +60

    As a white person, your white person doing dumb shit bit had me laughing my ass off 😂

  • @Paranormal718
    @Paranormal718 2 роки тому +5

    13:11 🤣😂🤣😂 moonwalked back into the woods!

  • @Paranormal718
    @Paranormal718 2 роки тому +6

    36:45 I love how the music is synched up with every step of the bayonet movement.

  • @Palsypunch7911
    @Palsypunch7911 2 роки тому +17

    One of the funniest bad movie roasts yet. Right up there with Blind Fury and Tiptoes. Instant classic.

  • @felipelovecraft1767
    @felipelovecraft1767 2 роки тому +17

    Still remember Korey's story about his mom walking in on him seeing the pregnant woman giving birth to a full grown man. 😂

  • @47Cartoonguy
    @47Cartoonguy 2 роки тому +6

    35:36 wow that's how you capture Shaggy and Scooby for gods sakes not this old lady 😄😄😄

  • @IlluminatedJones6
    @IlluminatedJones6 2 роки тому +4

    Tony ran outta there like Will Smith in Bad Boys 😂

  • @davidw5532
    @davidw5532 2 роки тому +24

    Oh man, I love these bad movie reviews so much! I literally laugh until I have tears at some of the shit you guys say. Freakin’ hilarious. 😂
    I get more laughs out of your videos than most of today’s so-called comedy films.
    You guys are the best! 😂😂👏🏻

  • @yourdadhasadogfilter2505
    @yourdadhasadogfilter2505 2 роки тому +13

    "He can't wait to die!" LMAO

  • @theskepticalskeptic
    @theskepticalskeptic 2 роки тому +16

    I remember having a sleep-over at a friend's house when I was 10 and I picked this from the video store and my friends dad got so pissed and put a stop to us watching this 1- I think it was something involving a birth scene(?)

  • @youtubemusicowesmemoney8470
    @youtubemusicowesmemoney8470 2 роки тому +12

    I met the poor guy who had to play the alien at a convention long ago.
    He hated doing the long scenes crab walking with a mask covering his view. The director wanted multiple takes and he was furious about it.

  • @stylewarz_nyc
    @stylewarz_nyc 2 роки тому +13

    I watched the movie as a kid as well. Back in elementary school. The classic story. Classmate’s older brother had the movie on tape and we watched it secretly after school. Only thing I remembered til this day was the giving birth scene. So thank you for the review.

  • @JeonardShadby505
    @JeonardShadby505 2 роки тому +12

    You guys need to review Tobe Hooper's LIFEFORCE sometime, even if you'd have to censor 60 percent of that movie for Twitch.

  • @Lava91point0
    @Lava91point0 Рік тому +3

    The birth scene is one of the most upsetting scenes I've ever witnessed, while the film does have some silly aspects, it's important to remember this thing was made on a shoestring budget, but that one scene is fairly notorious. And the film largely carries a fairly grim tone throughout, that's why i rarely come back to give it a rewatch lol. It was considered the evil version of E.T, I think that was the tagline on the VHS.

    • @HouseHead4Life
      @HouseHead4Life 6 місяців тому +1

      I watched this film when I was 10 and I still get random dreams about it. I've seen hundreds of horror films but the first 20 minutes of this are really unsettling. The creature in the woods is really effective for a low budget

  • @sternritternovad
    @sternritternovad 2 роки тому +10

    This is one of those special kind of bad movies that has solid practical effects but a completely ridiculous story.

  • @jmiester25
    @jmiester25 2 роки тому +24

    As far as B-movies go, XTRO is at least the more component of the bunch.

    • @theskepticalskeptic
      @theskepticalskeptic 2 роки тому +1

      That 1 second shot of that creature on the side of the road is gnarly to this day

    • @bearerofbadnews1375
      @bearerofbadnews1375 2 роки тому +1

      It more component than 1978 “The Swarm”

    • @Lava91point0
      @Lava91point0 Рік тому +1

      @@theskepticalskeptic the costume design is fairly unsettling right? They pulled off the effect they were trying to create for the audience.

  • @Zandersaurus
    @Zandersaurus 2 роки тому +3

    10:54 Rooster🐔: What the fuck is that?
    Spaceship 🛸 flies over.
    Rooster: NOPE! (Rooster flies away)

  • @Batmandarknitexx
    @Batmandarknitexx 2 роки тому +11

    Another bad movie review they should do would be Jaws: the Revenge!

  • @sheenamassey9329
    @sheenamassey9329 2 роки тому +13

    Y'all should do a retro review for " Killer Klowns from outer space".

    • @cashewnuttel9054
      @cashewnuttel9054 2 роки тому +2

      Where do you go to add a request for bad movies?

  • @GregDaniel78
    @GregDaniel78 2 роки тому +10

    I love that this was the British answer to ET...

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe 2 роки тому +3

      Its the weather. Can you blame them?

  • @badman3000
    @badman3000 2 роки тому +12

    This movie looks like it was made by the same people who made Garth Marenghi's Darkplace but we're absolutely serious about it.

  • @oliverqueen8506
    @oliverqueen8506 2 роки тому +10

    Nah Martin was in his bag this review had me dying lmao

  • @morningstar7329
    @morningstar7329 2 роки тому +4

    21:41 LOL

  • @beablessing6327
    @beablessing6327 2 роки тому +9

    Great video. The look on the dogs face was hilarious. I haven't seen this movie in a long time, glad you guys reviewed it.

  • @celestialspartan1176
    @celestialspartan1176 2 роки тому +3

    18:43 those aliens basically dropped off a friggin perverted member of their species, or a member of a different species. I bet the other aliens who dropped that little s#%t off were like
    “Yeah you’re getting da f&$% outta here! This is for being a friggin pest!”

  • @patrickcharles6983
    @patrickcharles6983 2 роки тому +8

    I wish we'd get a retro review of Tobe Hooper's Invaders from Mars.

  • @scoutravenson3641
    @scoutravenson3641 Рік тому +1

    Korey is killing me!🤣 “Cockadoo-whst the fuck is that?!”
    🐓😳🤯

  • @filmfangirls9163
    @filmfangirls9163 Рік тому +2

    That dog sideyeing the camera and their commentary to what he's thinking had me laughing so hard to the point of crying and choking on my snack 😂

  • @Gambit2483
    @Gambit2483 2 роки тому +4

    😂 @30:15 Tony said, "Nope".

  • @beejay271
    @beejay271 2 роки тому +9

    I saw this movie way too young and the scene with the creature by the road and the toy soldier scene scared the s*** out of me 😆

  • @cjjones258
    @cjjones258 2 роки тому +4

    That is none other than the "Magical Mystical Stick"... it works in mysterious ways.

  • @devinmorse9112
    @devinmorse9112 2 роки тому +3

    The director, Harry Bromley Davenport, is a cool guy. He posted on the IMDb discussion board (back when those existed) for Xtro, answering questions and whatnot, and we chatted a bit in the comments section of a review I made for Xtro back in the day.

  • @liferealgood
    @liferealgood 2 роки тому +9

    You have to be high as balls to take this trippy movie serious.

  • @TrekCannon
    @TrekCannon 2 роки тому +12

    Finally you guys will review a movie I've been asking about for months....this crazy arse movie here.

  • @motheroftears25
    @motheroftears25 2 роки тому +2

    Lol if I watched this movie and my mom saw the man being birthed out she would be like "Oh that is just a normal Friday night for my daughter.... Yeah she is always watching crazy crap! Pay her no mind..."

  • @RussellSmithOmegaW
    @RussellSmithOmegaW 2 роки тому +4

    When I was a kid I used to see the poster for this at the local cinema for weeks when it was out and it terrified me but I became kind of obsessed at the same time. Never actually got around to watching it though.
    Seeing it here tells me one thing; it really was not the movie I was expecting either in my head or what I thought would be on screen. Instead, it sounds way stranger than either of those. Great review, and now I don't know if I ever actually _need_ to see the full thing!

  • @davidyurch4446
    @davidyurch4446 2 роки тому +2

    20:15 Somebody needs to photoshop this onto the cover of The Bends by Radiohead post haste.

  • @agentsuperargo5023
    @agentsuperargo5023 2 роки тому +6

    Bro...this movie was the shiznit back then....I just loved the practical effects way before CGI.💯

  • @elihutch7193
    @elihutch7193 2 роки тому +4

    I would love to see them review Pootie Tang

  • @yakuza01
    @yakuza01 2 роки тому +6

    It's too bad, with some polishing on the script and effects, I could see this being a true horror classic. I guess it has a cult following as it is but you can see this had some really potential to be more.

  • @DetroitAlan01
    @DetroitAlan01 2 роки тому +11

    Horror needs and depends on lapses in judgement. Otherwise, the stories won’t happen. The best of the genre uses these moments so sparingly, you’d be hard pressed to notice them. Xtro ain’t one of those. It just keeps heaping the stupid on you until it breaks the suspension of disbelief and becomes a dark comedy with gore and boobs. Xtro’s not a great horror movie, but it sure is an entertaining watch. Once again, gore, boobs and insanity.

  • @zackh9562
    @zackh9562 2 роки тому +4

    I remember Redlettermedia watching this in one of their videos. Glad to see you guys reviewing it!

  • @F.Hakeem89
    @F.Hakeem89 2 роки тому +8

    I dont know if it was this or the sequel that got me into Monster Hentai.

  • @MentLeee
    @MentLeee 2 роки тому +4

    You guys should do “The Guyver”

  • @Krooksbane
    @Krooksbane 2 роки тому +1

    Yoooooo, this is a deeep cut son! That soldier toy coming to life always scared me as a kid

  • @Spawnwick_Boseman82820
    @Spawnwick_Boseman82820 2 роки тому +3

    6:27 Either he has the same powers of Gambit from the X-men or Rex-splode from Invincible

  • @tayl0rd553
    @tayl0rd553 2 роки тому +4

    I felt like I was the only person in the world who ever saw this movie! And, yes, it's every bit as weird as Korey says it is. I'd like to see them do a review of Rawhead Rex.

  • @ThaMizphit74
    @ThaMizphit74 2 роки тому +4

    An 80's VHS rental store staple. Well, at least the poster was. 😄

  • @sub-negrodacryomancer7372
    @sub-negrodacryomancer7372 2 роки тому +4

    The LAST movie I'd expect on here. 🤣

  • @sesfilmsllc
    @sesfilmsllc 2 роки тому +1

    21:28 I’ve had one of those days before.

  • @GaBlactus
    @GaBlactus 2 роки тому +2

    The Power in the trailer they called it Black Magic from deep space. I saw this film at the theaters with the movie Harlequin, was the worst $1.50 Ive spent that year. I still get jammed up about that.

  • @tonynelson2262
    @tonynelson2262 2 роки тому +2

    Can we just mention the XTRO movie trailer? As disappointing as the film was, the trailer is awesome mostly because of the voice-over work of actor Adolph Caesar, who also did the trailers for A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET, BLACULA, and THE DARK CRYSTAL to name a few.

  • @marymungleandmidge4080
    @marymungleandmidge4080 2 роки тому +1

    The old lady neighbour became famous in the UK not long after this movie for playing one of the main characters in the long running soap opera Eastenders.

    • @HouseHead4Life
      @HouseHead4Life 6 місяців тому

      And the doctor was Howard in Last of the Summer Wine

  • @thickbrownlegs1859
    @thickbrownlegs1859 2 роки тому +13

    Never heard of this movie I’m here for Billy laughter 🤣🤣🤣. Happy Saturday Toasties!

    • @yoga_bear.
      @yoga_bear. 2 роки тому +1

      Good luck with that

    • @jwnj9716
      @jwnj9716 2 роки тому +1

      @@yoga_bear. Indeed because it's bizzare.

    • @thickbrownlegs1859
      @thickbrownlegs1859 2 роки тому

      @Lenin Dominguez nothing but light and joy, it was much needed today.

    • @thickbrownlegs1859
      @thickbrownlegs1859 2 роки тому

      @Lokie Thunder 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @duskrush
    @duskrush 2 роки тому

    Right right, THIS is where that GIF of the thing on the road comes from

  • @johannabailey1035
    @johannabailey1035 2 роки тому +1

    Martin said..Oh hell naw...Nope...I agree

  • @dadzilla8640
    @dadzilla8640 2 роки тому +3

    Is this movie from Troma??

  • @kayearcher8407
    @kayearcher8407 2 роки тому +3

    My cousins rented this and I saw part of it...the part with the blood-that's paint-thick-coming from under the bed...or was that in Xtro-2? Either way I didn't remember much of it, but in 8th grade I would sit at the back of the bus telling made-up stories of Xtro sequels involving M. Bison and Wolverine and a whoooole bunch of nonsense, it was fanfic without the website and the other kids ate it up. 1997 was a wild time for me.

  • @sydneyhamilton2575
    @sydneyhamilton2575 Рік тому

    36:28

  • @Emulous79
    @Emulous79 2 роки тому +4

    I seen the DVD (yep, I bought it) documentary interviewing the director. He said they were on some hard drugs while making this.

    • @devinmorse9112
      @devinmorse9112 2 роки тому +1

      He also showed genuine pride that Xtro was in the movie collection of a serial killer on the news.

    • @Emulous79
      @Emulous79 2 роки тому +1

      @@devinmorse9112 I forgot that part. Bloody hell! The mainstream press are scumbags. Finding scapegoats everywhere. Blame humanity's rotten apples on Child's Play 3 or Marilyn Manson. Riiight.

  • @BigSmokeJitsu
    @BigSmokeJitsu 2 роки тому

    19:00 its the Aliens lower horn

  • @VWayyyyyyyy
    @VWayyyyyyyy 2 роки тому +3

    I've never hesf of this nut ass movie before. This shit has me crying!!!! 😫😫😭😭

  • @dereksmith6033
    @dereksmith6033 2 роки тому +3

    And here i thought i was the only Black Dude who was into Crazy HORROR Flicks like this 🤣😅🤣

  • @21stcenturyhiphop
    @21stcenturyhiphop 2 роки тому +2

    This and Death Dream are some of the weirdest movies ever made.

  • @GaBlactus
    @GaBlactus 2 роки тому +1

    Let me try to salvage the stick issue. The ship was over the house and was invisible, the stick just so happen to hit the forcefield and blew up. LOL. hey I tried.

    • @Lava91point0
      @Lava91point0 Рік тому

      You might be onto something, but then there's just the issue of why He threw the stick straight up into the air, instead of across the field lol.

  • @drnocka-rocksteady
    @drnocka-rocksteady 2 роки тому +1

    Recently I've been wondering what was the name of this movie. I saw this in the 80s and that birth scene messed my head up .

  • @marquelbarnes3963
    @marquelbarnes3963 6 місяців тому

    I remember this movie and my mom had the same reaction like Korey's mom did when i was a kid😂😂

  • @jayjonah1227
    @jayjonah1227 2 роки тому +2

    This movie is a cult classic. 😁

  • @chasehedges6775
    @chasehedges6775 2 роки тому +2

    I love Double Toasted

  • @moviebuffer93
    @moviebuffer93 Рік тому

    Hope they do the sequels . Xtro II: The Next Encounter and Xtro 3: Watch the Skies .

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 2 роки тому

    I just had the thought of Korey's mom going, "He rented porn? Fine, at least it's not Xtro."

  • @jasonvoorhssfan666
    @jasonvoorhssfan666 2 роки тому +1

    The woman birth scene was the highlight of the film

  • @doughnuthead8757
    @doughnuthead8757 2 роки тому

    Maybe before Summer wraps up, we’ll get a roast of Shark Attack 3.

  • @leonardodominguezlobos2769
    @leonardodominguezlobos2769 2 роки тому +1

    Xtro is too good for a bad movie roast

  • @demetriechurchwell1338
    @demetriechurchwell1338 2 роки тому +1

    I wish yall do a movie review on the movie stepfather from( 2009) please!!

  • @edwardjones3869
    @edwardjones3869 2 роки тому +1

    May I suggest meet the feebles for bad movie roast nxt time?!

  • @Paranormal718
    @Paranormal718 2 роки тому

    She went Extra for Xtro!

  • @ashleyvirgosflame21
    @ashleyvirgosflame21 2 роки тому

    Korey....Blood Hook 🪝 👍🏼

  • @lashebawinston4906
    @lashebawinston4906 2 роки тому +1

    Do Teeth, PLEASE!!!

  • @midshipsport
    @midshipsport 2 роки тому

    When is Troll 2 being reviewed?

  • @stevenmilliman412
    @stevenmilliman412 2 роки тому

    Ohhhhh Korey same shit for me. I was 6 or 7 and asked my mom to rent this. 10 min in she stopped the tape and yelled at me and asked me why I would want to watch such a thing! And for like years afterward she would bring it up.

  • @Highice007
    @Highice007 Рік тому

    There is also a woman giving birth to a grown man scean in the movie "Warlock"

  • @MatthewSuffidy
    @MatthewSuffidy Рік тому +1

    I accidentally downloaded it because I was bored and was trying to get xtro 2. It is great movie. I watched all 3 now and they are all great. Thanks for clearing up that already in the house, yes I guess that would explain why it was there after locking the doors. Originally I just thought there was an alien kind of way it got in. BTW as it stands right now you can watch all 3 directly off of uploads to youtube that no one has taken down yet. Maryam d'Abo in fact does not seem to be French, but closer to being Russian. She was in France in her childhood though.

  • @oopirates96
    @oopirates96 2 роки тому +2

    If i remember correctly this was one the film that was Video nasty.

  • @redlangley02
    @redlangley02 2 роки тому

    There's was joke on the episode mystery science theater 3000. How the hell that stick exploded.... "Must be to That was a stick of truth."

  • @kellybrincks
    @kellybrincks 2 роки тому

    I love how batshit crazy this film is

  • @wexfordrob
    @wexfordrob 2 роки тому

    The stick hit the spaceship

  • @THaB4DGuY
    @THaB4DGuY 2 роки тому +1

    definitely an ass stab scream lol

  • @avionepps795
    @avionepps795 2 роки тому

    That thumbnail is so cursed, it creeps me the hell out!

  • @ethans2647
    @ethans2647 2 роки тому

    You guys gotta do Star Kid

  • @413RadicalHoodCinema
    @413RadicalHoodCinema 2 роки тому +7

    cmon now, xtro is legit horror classic. it seems like every big youtube critic idea of a bad film is just horror, sci-fi or fantasy film that fully embraces its genre roots instead of ironically poking fun at itself like every modern genre flick does nowadays. Marvel humor and the current industry's bastardization of satirical & meta humor ruined everything.

    • @21stcenturyhiphop
      @21stcenturyhiphop 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah, I hate it; everything has to be funny. Nothing is allowed to take itself seriously. Fxck Marvel.

    • @ClonedTyranny
      @ClonedTyranny 2 роки тому +1

      Yep it's so creative and entertaining I'd have a hard time laughing "at" it.

  • @Chainsawhappy
    @Chainsawhappy 2 роки тому +1

    Love this wild flick. It was fun watching you guys review it. If you want to see something crazier than this check out CROCODILE FURY.