This movie is hilarious. Cannon Films wins again | So Bad It's Good #60 - The Barbarians
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When Erin picked The Barbarians, we had no idea it was from Cannon Films. Once the Cannon logo, and the oiled muscles, appeared on screen, we knew we were in for a helluva show. This movie is pure 80s madness. Story? Who cares. We have muscles, bewbs, bad FX, tons of innuendo, and nonstop laughter. Oh, and Diamond Dave made his triumphant return for this episode!
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Fun story from my childhood. Richard Lynch was also a certified substitute teacher in California. He once subbed in my 4th grade class back in the day. I remember he walked in, took 1 look at our teacher's notes and said "This is lame". Then he asked "Hey kids, you wanna watcha a movie?" and busted out a copy of what else.....The Barbarians! After the movie he sat us all around and told us stories about how he always loved playing the villain because it's way more fun. That was the best day of school ever!
That's amazing. Richard Lynch, The Barbarians, and 4th graders... I love this story.
Michael Berryman who plays dirtmaster is a teacher too, who does acting on the side. A lot of teachers in this film
@@basquat76 I did not know this. That's awesome!
@@basquat76 Makes sense to me now since that's what he says in Weird Science "Can we keep this between ourselves..hate to lose my teaching job" that line always made me laugh.
Dude I would of died back then if any actor came in to substitute my classes but everyone else in class would be like who is this?
My stomach hurts from laughing at that constant "HUUUR" noise they keep making in the movie xDD
Same!
Gotta do that on the first date sometime.
@@theswede5402 And last date.
One of the brothers, David Paul, died just in 2020, at the age of 62. His brother Peter Paul is still living. They were retired in vermont. From an instagram account i found seems like David was still pretty buff even in his sixties, tho no longer a roid monster. He seems to have spent his time playing guitar, making furniture and doing pretty damn good photography.
RIP David "HURRR" Paul
I'm just sad that neither of them had Paul as their first name as well.
From what I remember, the twins couldn't act for toffee but they were having a blast, so it was a case of "As long as everyone else can act around them, we'll fix it in post"
I believe that 🤣
The end result of when your movie’s budget is 60% cocaine, 35% steroids and 5% movie.
Gotta love that Cannon formula.
Nudity my friend, you forgot the nudity. it is a big part.
30% coke, 30% steroids, 25% set pieces and costumes, 10% spend on offensive (as in "Attack! In your face!) nudity and 5% "story".
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
They got paid in coke? Probably more like bathsalts or that artificial weed that makes you insane.
You guys missed the ultimate joke with the crossbow at the end! It didn't misfire. The villain forgot that the barbarians bit off his fingers when they were little kids! He was trying to fire the crossbow but forgot even after all these years that he doesn't have an index finger to pull the trigger! 😀
Omg lol 😅
@@samholdsworth420 It's something I think easily missed on small screens but I watched in the 1980s on big screen in Singapore! And I thought it was funniest joke in the whole movie with the longest and biggest setup and foreshadowing. But I can see why many people might miss that shot on the television where it might be too fast and small on regular screens to see that he is trying to pull crossbow with no finger there. 😀He is jiggling the crossbow in that close-up but there are no fingers to pull the trigger!
@@darkengine5931 The funniest part is that Brant has like a 100inch projector haha
I literally just saw the same thing lol. Absolute absurdity at its best/worst
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Dude Erin made the video for me this time. Y'all had her dying lol. Had me dying too, might be my favorite video.😅 I got to get my buddies to start watching movies like this with me.
Erin was killing me during the whole movie 🤣 She loved this one. Bribe your buddies with beer... works for me.
I had to pause the video cause Erin lost it 😂😂😂 I'm literally laughing my ass off right now.. You can't help but to laugh at those 2 doofus.. Especially when the other 2 guys were just throwing those hilarious ass jokes in there too which made her crack up even more 😂😂😂😂
Edited: Dude with the White Shirt is hilarious 😆🤣 one of my favorite people on UA-cam right now..
@@JasonBrant Such an infectious laugh! I was in tears!
@@JasonBrant bald guy you were trying to think of is Richard Moll from Night Court!!!
Jk it's actually Michael Berryman
@@JasonBrant, I've gotta know, what exactly did you say at 13:13? I get the gist, but can't quite nail it down and it's driving me nuts.
I believe the sound that they keep making is the mating call of the muscle-bound roidhead. Magnificent creatures really.
Ahh, thanks for the info 🤣
Lol, underrated comment.
I think Erin caught on to it, hence why she was laughing hysterically. It doesn't work on all the babes obviously. At that point, they should of gone the south park route and drawn some tatas on the wall, and fought each other over them.
I deliberately make that sound when I pick up heavy stuff
I read this in David Attenborough's voice 😂
Erin is such a great addition to the commentary. Glad she came out from behind the camera. She’s sharp as a tack and enjoys cannon movies..you lucky bastard!
Thanks, Ed! I think she's killing it too. She cracks me up.
@@JasonBrant I love that bit ''what we gonna do'' '' Forget about it'' Lol
and little did Erin know, it would be the BEST night!
And looks really good with her hair down and the green shirt 👕
These guy's reminded me of Corey Feldman with muscles.
Dave is that kind of friend that laughs for whatever reason and you just follow along. Awesome.
I dig Dave's energy. He always gives a supportive laugh to others jokes which can really help get one in the groove while riffing
I like your wife being in the new format. It's nice to see that there are normal married couples out there still 😀
'normal'
Playing fast and loose with the term 'normal.'🤣
@@JasonBrant Shit! Fuck normal! Y'all were having a blast and that is what counts, along with your buddy and his lady in the background! Lol
David and Peter Paul weren't dumb. They pretended to be dumb, to play into the image of huge muscle guys being dumb, but they did pretty good as B movie actors. Their image was good-natured but dumb twins. They hammed it up, a lot. Their main thing was combining body building and power lifting. Nice boys from Connecticut
That dude's mating call sounds like a damn walrus! 🤣💀
🤣 🤣 Such a bizarre noise to make over and over.
@@JasonBrant it's like the guy on revenge of the nerds. Or Jack Black's inward singing.
🤣 so this is where you took the "guuuurgh! sound to mask the swear words in ur show!!´
OMMG im cracking up!!
So was Erin ahahaha
It wasn't a misfire. He couldn't use the crossbow because they bit his fingers off at the beginning of the movie.
That's even dumber than the misfire idea 🤣 I love it.
@@JasonBrant It's great because he forgot that he didn't have those fingers anymore.
@@FullOnHorror What a story arc! What "geniuses" - WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP (foghorn noise) :D
that's some serious Chekov's gun :D
@@FullOnHorror honestly, i forgot he lost his fingers.
Cannon is the gift that keeps on giving. I've heard of how crazy that company was under Golan and Globus and there's a documentary about Cannon Films that goes into detail on how it was run into the ground.
I saw that one years ago. So hilarious.
The laughing throughout the vid was so contagious I had to pause a couple of times just to stop laughing myself and continue watching😄. What a ridiculous 80s movie.. you guys are awesome
Thanks so much!
The "Huur" noise is called the Fog Horn. Peter learned it in college from his roommate. They were both very nice. :)
That trumpet profanity sound is genius.
🤣 It seemed the obvious choice halfway through.
That David Carradine strangulation jokes is so bad! But so funny!😂😂😂
I laughed my ass off watching this video! This is the most fun I've ever seen you three have watching a bad movie. Thanks for the enjoyment.
This one broken Erin. It was a blast to see, haha.
@@JasonBrant 17:28..The girl with the bow looks up towards the camera probably thinking "what are these two idiots doing". 🤔😂
I was hyped that you guys were doing Barbarians and you did not disappoint. So good seeing Dave back too.
Thanks!
Eerrrrrrrahhh!
That was great!
Tell Erin the horses that died making the movie were boiled into oil for the twins pecs.. so it wasn't all a waste.
What the giant dogs lipstick emerging from the pond had to do with anything is beyond me!
Haha, will do. Thanks.
I just recently found this channel and have been binge watching it the past few weeks and this is by far the funniest one yet.I was laughing as hard as you guys were.Erin has the best laugh EVER!Give me more!!lol
Thanks so much. More episodes are on the way.
I just found this channel today. I'm on the 7th video. I bounced around I had to watch blood sports, his sorceress video was funny as hell.
Me Too!! FKN Addicted.
Everyone, pause at 14:16. Erin is completely baffled, Jason is disgusted and Dave is cracking up. This channel is amazing.
Wtf was that "UUUHHHH UUUUUHHH" noise he kept making? Loool also the zooming in on the beer during laughing fits was killing me 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
I still don't know what that sound was supposed to be. 🤣
Dave’s hearty laugh just brings me so much joy 😂
Watched this movie all the time when I was a kid. Would come on after the late night shows, usually on Thursday or Friday, so we recorded it. Never a dull moment with this movie, nothing but laughing out loud at the ridiculousness. No doubt so bad it’s good.
I bet this was a blast to watch as a kid.
You MONSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nearly swallowed my tongue from laughing at this... whatever it is... BUT... that NOISE... Oh dear G-d that NOISE! My hub is 6'5", former linebacker & a cop with a DEEP booming bass voice. He is now MAKING THAT NOISE. Our entire apt building can hear it. YOU MONSTERS! Bwahahaha... Thanks for another awesome video, even if you did destroy my life LOL
So sorry for ruining your life 🤣 🤣
They didn't get paid in coke, they got paid in juice. 😅🤣😂
Erin's laugh is contagious:)
Yes, it is.
You had us at 'twincest.' 😀😀😁😁😂😂🤣🤣😃😃😄😄😅😅😆😆
Erin? You chose WISELY. 🤣🤣
19:12 Yep: it's a GHUUUUURL!
Honestly, I didn't want this video to end. I'd pay to watch the entire unedited version.
Me too. Set up a Patreon with unedited versions :)
Hoping to start a Patreon in January.
@@JasonBrant I'm there!
@@JasonBrant I’ve never considered subscribing to anyones Patreon page but if you do decide to create one you’ll have my subscription..
@@JasonBrant Would you be uploading unedited versions of your older stuff if you have them still? You could possibly just leave the movie in a corner as you talk for easiness.
I gotta say I really like the format of feeling as if we’re watching it with you versus where you guys would talk about the movie after the fact. It’s got a good, simple flow to it versus going back and forth.
Completely agree, Barry! Appreciate the feedback!
Absolute hands down best episode ever!! I've watched/listened to this one a dozen times or more. This is my favorite channel on ANY platform! I love what you do! Never stop!
Wow, thanks!
I come back every few months to rewatch this, it’s so good it’s great.
Dave is the best dude to watch this with.
I say all of them. Erin, Brian and OCP.
Along with Dave of course
When they chopped the Weremans head off...I got sent!!!!
🤣
Love these sunday installments! Makes me look forward to the beginning of the week so I can watch & rewatch these beauties. Hope ya’ll are enjoying the holidays!
Thank you! You too! Hope you dig the movie!
This movie definitely broke you 3. I don’t remember it being nearly this 80s lol
@@JasonBrant Where’d you guys get a hold of this, was it a physical copy or were you able to find it available to stream?
13:53 Foreshadowing for what's going to happen in a moment...
14:00 Dave: "You broke Erin." And everybody else watching this 🤣🤣🤣
14:26 Jason: "What's with the twincest?" Some things should stay private. Preferably behind a closed door and bars.
14:39 That sound that caused Erin's mind to unravel right in front of our eyes
15:15 Dave doubling down
16:26 Raisin Brain tripling down
17:17 Who Let the Rabid Dogs Out?
17:56 When two noodle brains forget what kind of movie they're making
19:38 When the director forgets what kind of movie he's making
This is my third time watching this because you guys are just _that_ funny!
You forgot to timestamp the HUURRRRRR's foflmao
good job with the timecodes friend
Such a great episode, for the holiday weekend.
Coincidentally, I just bought a 10-pack of Cannon DVDs.
Now that's a worthwhile purchase!
Yikes i hope you didnt spend more than 20 bucks lol
Jason, your T-shirt explains how the scene @13:00 was possible! 🤣🤣🤣
respect for subjecting yourselves to this even during the holidays
Thanks! It's what we do.
Bingewatching your videos and FINALLY this was the Origin Story of the 'HUUUUUR' censor! And holy crap this was a fantastic episode - Erin was losing it, and the HUUUR debacle is making me cry laughing here jesus
Cannon was the ultimate purveyor of cinematic schlock during the Eighties. You knew you were in for a good time when you saw their logo. Here are some other gems that were produced or distributed by Cannon and that are tailor-made for your channel:
- Hercules (1983) with Lou Ferrigno
- Firewalker (1986) with Chuck Norris
- Gor (1987)
- Sinbad of the Seven Seas (1989) with Lou Ferrigno
Ah now Firewalker, that was a movie that deserves a review.
You had me at Cannon. The deal was sealed at Lou Ferrigno.
Firewalker, Chuck trying to do comedy is a slight to behold 🤣
@@bal5884 Now I have to find and watch this movie now 😂😂😂😂😂
@@kenrickeason watch the trailer on here 🤣
HURRRRRR!!! It sounds like Booger's belch from Revenge of the Nerds.
Conan: Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad, why we fought, or why we died. No, all that matters is that two stood against many, that's what's important. Valor pleases you, Crom, so grant me one request. Grant me REVENGE! And if you do not listen, then to hell with you!
Barbarian Brothers: We can do that....let's see..... *_EUUUUUUURRP, EUUUUUURRP, EUUUUUURRP_*
One day I was in study hall in high-school, and I yawned, but also hiccuped part way through, and I shit you not, it sounded just like the sound the guy is making! That is so funny. 🤣
14:42 alone is worth the whole video. If Erin needs lithium after watching "The Barbarians", please know we're pulling for all of you. HUHHRRRR, HUHHRRRRRR!
She totally lost it there 🤣
Watching this movie is like finding the Rosetta Stone. The barbarian sound! Erin's laugh! Bravo!!!
I saw this as a kid on pay cable and thought this was awesome! The steroid riddled ‘80s were just the greatest! The fact that a jewel fitting in a chicks belly button shows that she’s the chosen one and breaking the noose with their neck flexing we’re the two most epic moments in this movie….and I think added to a teenage kink about belly buttons lolol
🤣 🤣 Nice. This one was great. Loved it.
The Paul brothers I've almost forgotten about these ersatz Arnuld wannabes. CANNON certainly had a plethora of beauties for this movie!! 😍😍🥰😍🥰🤣
Yes, they did.
The archer/thief Kara is played by Eva Larue who went on to play a main cast member on csi:miami. This was her first movie role.
They way he picked her up. Your shirt said it all. Lol
For sure 🤣
dave's laugh makes this 10x better
Yup!
Hilarious upload. Hilarious movie. The chemistry of all three of you was golden. So many laughs. Thanks for this
I truly appreciate that. Erin will be a big part of the channel going forward. Dave will show up now and again.
13:06 “speaking of sh*cker, he’s using her like a bowling ball” 😂😂😂 I died
You guys are awesome. Been watching all your videos these past few weeks. Glad to see all the new subscribers. You should have a lot more!
Thanks so much!!
@@JasonBrant Same. Something must've kicked in the UA-cam algorithm because I was recommended your channel a week ago and haven't stopped watching. Keep up the great work!
@@barbadosslim same here
"A weird one TODAY"?
You've had NON-WEIRD ones, LOL!
Beer and popcorn ready fam'!
🤣
You guys killed me on this one. You guys started hitting the christmas spirit a little before the movie, haha. Brought a little cheer around here!
I think we were all on our first beer when we started the movie. We hadn't seen Dave and his awesome wife in 5 months, so we were pretty wired.
I haven't laughed like that for a while. Thanks guys! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
There is no way the camera men were not laughing when filming this movie. They were so coked up when making this movie. Crossbow misfire was so lame. They had the Canon B-Team writers on this one.
🤣 Had to be laughing.
It wasn't a misfire. He couldn't use the crossbow because they bit his fingers off at the beginning of the movie
That was the most hilarious video I've seen in years!
I about died watching this one. Oh my God u 3 absolutely enjoyed this one. I need to watch it with my friends cause this looks like an absolute blast🤣
All three of us were crying at different points.
This one’s my favorite. By far. You guys had me tearing up from all the laughing I swear.
Jesus, this is arguably the funniest episode I've seen of yours so far 😂. Erin's reactions are hysterical. Some in the comments said this was her first on screen ep? If so, epic debut lol.
At 14:12 I was thinking "They look like a gay Milli Vanilli", and then the kissing started😂. This movie is ridiculous.
This, Invasion U.S.A., and Champagne and Bullets are my favorite non-Waddler episodes so far, but they've all been pretty good.
Edit: That David Carradine exchange...holy shit🤣
Thanks! Erin's first appearance was Action USA, but this might be her first with Dave. If you like David Carradine jokes, wait till you see an upcoming episode 🤣
Damn, I haven't had such a laugh for a long time. You guys, your reactions are golden. And now I know where that "rude word" sound effect comes from.
Dave is the man! Whenever I hear him laughing I can't help but smile 😁
🤣 Same.
This is my favorite episode of your show and the one that cemented it as one of my favorite UA-cam channels. Laughing to the point of almost throwing up is high praise
Her laughter is so contagious
I swear to god this is the content I need in my life. That simultanous "bring on the virgins?!" was just the icing on the cake
This was such a fun watch we all appreciate it. Dude you got to watch some of the Rifftrax movies like Future Force and Future Zone for some serious David Carradine jokes!
You got it. I have Future Force and Future Zone on the watchlist.
Love watching these - reminds me of when my friends and I would watch movies on my projection system, and if they were bad films we would just banter over the top of it. Good times and this is just so good to watch. This movie being the origin of “that sound” is hilarious.
Thank you so much for this one guys, I laughed out loud at Erins' reaction. Her laugh is hilarious! All the best.
We had a blast. Thanks!
@@JasonBrant I know you did. I laughed at the David Carradine joke! He, along with Michael Hutchence wanked himself to death as well.
@@JasonBrant I watched this and laughed too much, you guys are awesone
I think this is the most I've ever seen these guys laugh consistently through a movie before
You three are hilarious.
Thanks! Much appreciated.
The mystery science theater trio we never knew we needed. Yall are Hysterical! Had me outta breath almost the entire video. 🤣
Thanks!
@@JasonBrant might I suggest one for future consideration? Lol ua-cam.com/video/gxv3-rCq5UM/v-deo.html
Erin's laugh is so stinking contagious! I couldn't control myself watching her react to the roaring noises haha
Im pleased to have the ability to make that low growl honk sound. Once a while i will do it and my best friend and partner just die of laughter
This was one of the best episodes, great fun. If you want to see a truly bizarre so bad it´s good movie with countless wtf moments I would recommend The Greasy Strangler.
We reviewed The Greasy Strangler on my podcast, Final Guys, a few years ago. Totally bonkers movie.
@@JasonBrant Yes it sure is. I would love to hear that podcast, I will look it up.
The zoom in on the beer was perfectly timed and HILARIOUS AF💯😂
You guys need to do Firewalker. It's a classic Canon film that is perfect for this channel. It stars Chuck Norris, Luis Gossett Jr, Melody Anderson, and recently departed M.A.S.H ilumni, Richard Lee Sung.
You got it. Added to the watchlist.
You forgot Sonny Landham.
Your laughter was contagious -- I am in tears from howling.
This episode proves Cannon can make any movie idea come to life with a bunch of coke and body oil
Their formula is foolproof!
Wait…is the meathead noise your “bleep” sound in future episodes?? It makes things ten times funnier knowing the origin.
Been going down this rabbit hole of your videos, this channel is great. Keep up the great work!
Erin at 5:50...omg.... She was priceless in this...Erin is amazing... Her reactions to you guys are just the best..." Not the baby powder....lmao"
🤣 She's used to dealing with me at this point.
And it took Dave all of his self control not to spit out that beer
I love how the most popular line used in every video is "what is happening?" Pretty much sums up most of 70's and 80's cheesy movies.
Love the Barbarians! They're crazy as hell! Great selection of crap!!
Much appreciated!
Absolutely hilarious!!! Erin had me cracking up. She’s super funny and was quick on the draw with her jokes. I would definitely drink a beer with her!!!
This was the funniest video yet from you guys. I was laughing the whole time. I’ve seen all the barbarian twins movies and they are all as equally horrible. They act like that in real life.
Please review any of the movies from Lloyd Kaufman. All so terribly great.
Keep up the great content
Thanks so much. This was definitely Erin's episode. We're looking forward to watching more movies from The Barbarian Twins.
I cant believe yall haven't gotten bigger yet these videos are hilarious
Thanks! Let's hope the subs roll in.
They said his name at the start of the movie and you even said something about it. Michael Berryman was the guy and yes in tons of movies both low and higher budget. It was his unique look for sure that got him the roles. I hear he was really fun at the conventions back in the day.
I'm waiting for the Michael Berryman comments to role in, haha.
@@JasonBrant don't worry about it. I remember these kinda things at the most random times, i.e. sitting on the toilet, raking leaves, making love to a random animal while on PCP...
He was in some Motley Crue videos, too.
@@JasonBrant You definitely have to check him in "Voyage of the Rock aliens".
Damn near had a fucking stroke laughing at the David Carradine jokes. That's the shit I really come here for. 😂
I really hope we see more of Erin like every movieShe just makes it better
I doubt she'll be in every episode, but probably in most.
@@JasonBrant Thank Youkeep up the GREAT workHave a "Happy~&~Safe" New 2022 Year
Oh god the David Carradine joke… I was like “did he really laugh like th……oooooooohhh” 😂😂😂😂
🤣 🤣 We're such idiots.
Game of Thrones would have been 100x better with HUUURDOR.
Just came across this channel a few days ago and have watched about 4-5 already but this reaction is so good,I think we broke Erin statement just cracked me up..I love these three,keep up the great work guys and girl.
Blimey I thought Deathstalker films were hilariously bad but this looks brilliantly bad & it's Cannon.
All hail to the B movie God's - Gloan & Globus
Cannon is the greatest thing ever.
Just seen these 2 brothers in a episode of Knight Rider (brought blu ray set) The Hoff gives em both a good hiding, nobody hassells The Hoff.
If you want an even WORSE movie, check out Outlaw of Gor (the sequel to Gor) - with a Way Over the Top Jack Palance performance. It's so bad Mystery Science Theater 3000 did one of their greatest episodes about it - complete with the song "Tubular Boobular Joy"
Eva LaRue was in All My Children and CSI: Miami. What an addition to her resume! Hilarious!
🤣 🤣
This was so funny. A movie so shit that it's actually hilarious. To be fair to the movie though, the sets looked quite nice.
The sets and costumes were surprisingly good.
In the midst of my binge watching, this might be the one that sends me to your Patreon. ha.