I worked at a farmstand for 8 years and the WILD WAYS IVE SEEN PEOPLE EAT RAW PRODUCE. I truly learned how to free my mind from the restraints of polite society
I went to uni with a guy who was gorgeous but ate a raw onion every day because his grandad had done that for 80 years and claimed it was the secret to his longevity. I always thought it was the longest April Fools' joke ever.
There's some moderately convincing evidence that eating roughly a medium raw onion per day boosts testosterone. Maybe grandpa accidentally stumbled on something.
So disturbed by the strawberries I bought a couple weeks ago. I wasn’t going to eat them before they went bad so I put them out in the back yard for the animals over a week ago -- they're still out there, only one has been nibbled on, and they're still frighteningly fresh-looking despite weathering a few storms since then. Even the ANTS aren't eating them.
My only friend growing up ate the leaves on the strawberries... the only person I've ever known to eat them. 😆 She was a skinny little freckled blonde girl who had like 6 Jack Russell's, a goat and a few rats as pets. The day I learned she eats the leaves on strawberries was the day I saw her running around her family's pond, singing "fish heads fish heads, rolly polly fish heads!" I think she's like a singer/model now or something.... Haven't seen her in probably 10 years.
Every single part of this is my awful ex. Down to the ice bath and the misogyny. He also used to put clay powder in his protein shakes for "detoxification" yet was an alcoholic lmao
Omg i am dying. My son is going thru his teenage angst stage and this is so spot-on accurate. I sent this to my husband and he is lol, too. Im glad to know this is a "thing" lol because i hear this every day. From the food to the women to the guitar and ice its so accurate omg.
Keep an eye on his Internet stuff, with boundaries of course. Like, teen boys are free to try things out and be moody and have their phases, but the manosphere is really preying on exactly these boys, and sadly some grown men hold onto the repulsive, baseless, and self fulfilling cycles it instills.
My dad used to eat raw onions before meetings so that no one would sit near him or ask him to talk about anything. He also would randomly eat them like apples and put salt on them, and he'd do this in front of ppl as if it wasn't fkn weird af.
@@audreydoyle5268i was eating burritos with my boyfriend and I had a lime, I squeezed it and then put it aside and he just picked it up and ate it and I just stared at him in disbelief
Guy I worked with did that before. No lie, every time I see an apple I always get this slight sense of inadequacy. Like, I'm not doing the "human" thing quite good enough. I get the same thing with chicken wings too. Have you people that can just stick the wing in their mouth and pull it out completely cleaned!?
I dated that guy, and when left to his own devices he never ate an actual meal, just all of what could be ingredients separately and uncooked. He also always took freezing cold showers like a masochist 😂
I once had a first date with a girl who ate an entire apple in front of me, core and all. It was totally normal until she ate the whole apple core, I had no words after that.
Eating the apple normally and then the core is truly wild. Most people I've seen eat whole apples go from the bottom so the chunks of core are diluted by the rest of the apple.
@Dovorans I tend to eat them in quarters (often dipped in peanut butter! 😋😁), but coring them is a bit of a pain n I heard that the cores were healthy, so I said what the heck 🤷♀️
Laura's dude voice and body language are impeccable.
Agreed she is hilariously on point
Drag King material
Probably because those types of dudes are very feminine, lol, no guy takes 'em seriously
@@Myaccktwait is that a thing?
why yes of course it is @@Evorax
“i feel like if women didn’t exist-“ I AM CACKLING
“You wouldn’t exist, good sir 🫡 “ 😂
@@thomasnolan100you read that wrong.
@@sebastiaanv oh well? Lol
@@thomasnolan100 those progressive women are right
@@RYCH3 definitely, they surely don't.🤡🌍🫡
"I like to edge in an ice bath" is probably the craziest thing I've ever heard😭
Someone please give this woman a Netflix comedy special or something even better than that. She is fantastic.
That is the most Sigma male thing I’ve ever heard in my life.
Ok but the phrase kinda goes hard tbh
Sums it all up haha
Sounds like a heart attack..🎉
The commitment to the bit by eating a raw onion is awe inspiring.
Miriam Margoyles did a 'what's in my handbag' short for Vogue. Onion came out and she just started eating it 😂
No face while eating the onion too.
What a legend.
It takes practice
It's actually a peeled apple😉
I knew a guy in university who ate a whole raw onion, because it was the only food he had left on a Sunday, when shops were closed xD
I worked at a farmstand for 8 years and the WILD WAYS IVE SEEN PEOPLE EAT RAW PRODUCE. I truly learned how to free my mind from the restraints of polite society
“I like to edge in an ice bath” is CRAZY. 😂 Laura, you are a genius for this one.
The cut after “if women didn’t exist” 😂😂😂😂
My fav part
I went to uni with a guy who was gorgeous but ate a raw onion every day because his grandad had done that for 80 years and claimed it was the secret to his longevity. I always thought it was the longest April Fools' joke ever.
There's some moderately convincing evidence that eating roughly a medium raw onion per day boosts testosterone. Maybe grandpa accidentally stumbled on something.
I mean, if he was gorgeous and his male ancestors lived for a long time. I'd take that as a win. Gimme onion daddy.
@@rawkhawk414😂😂
I want him
A real "He's a 10 but..."😂
“If you ate right, you wouldn’t get cold” 😭😭😭😭
It's hard to pick a favorite part of this bit, but . Yeah... That's my favorite
@@abbyschwendler1107 sameeee 😭
The half up half down bun is perfect, just adds to the character
It does!
manbun of course :)
Omgggg, Im a woman and use that hairstyle, also eat whatever its edible of the veggies and fruits😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 But im not an incel nor femcel🤌🤌
The pinky out holding the onion is so spot on physicality for this type of dude 😭😭
I love the Nalgegen bottle hanging from the character's waist.
"Big Fruit's got you *pinned*" lmfao the delivery of that took me OUT
Edging in an ice bath is emotional damage
All men have done it once right
THE WET SPOTS ON THE SWEATSHIRT HAHAHA
Why and how did they
@@Metguy123from edging in the ice bath 😂
😂😂😂😂
Omg this is my husband. And don’t forget the ”still smoking cigs and drinking like it would be healthy” part.
Ouch 😂😂
So disturbed by the strawberries I bought a couple weeks ago. I wasn’t going to eat them before they went bad so I put them out in the back yard for the animals over a week ago -- they're still out there, only one has been nibbled on, and they're still frighteningly fresh-looking despite weathering a few storms since then. Even the ANTS aren't eating them.
😅😅
Meanwhile my strawberries turn to mold if I leave the room to wash my hands before handling them
They heard guy-Laura talking about edging in an ice bath and turned to stone.
idk where you re from but what did you expect buying strawberry in the middle of march? of course it ll be full of antibiotics
Are you sure you didn't buy them in decor section? 😅
Those noises after “sometimes I just eat the green part” Hahaha. Love it. You’re too funny 🫶🏻😂😆🤣❤️
“you don’t eat the skin?”
“sometimes i edge in an ice bath”
“i feel like if women didn’t exist”
popped off with those words
She always gets the little details. So good. 😂
Laura had a six-string active pre-amp bass on hand to play random dude characters 😂
As a beginner who bought a 5 string and an acoustic four string, I feel that rofl. Also.... Does she slap?
Exactly what I was thinking! Do they slap?
Way too accurate
Huh?
Just casually whips out the six string bass
😂😂❤ I know 😂
Instant sub❤
Arguably one of the LEAST casual of instruments. 😅
The coughing has given me a clue. This is young laura's dad, that's how he conquered laura Mum's heart
I mean munching on an onion like it's nothing is pretty impressive ngl
Oh! You need to check it her Italian dad / German mom vids! 😹 Highly recommend!
Okay, that was scary accurate in physical comedy, perfect comedic timing, and writting. I love this. 😂 ♡
I love the stems and kiwi skin. Extra texture!
I like to Edge in an Ice Bath!?!?
WTF!?! 😂
Giving your kid their own last name is kind of a power move, tbh
Every time that I see a bit involving someone biting a raw onion as if it were an apple, I have to applaud the commitment.
my friend eats the whole apple, this is EXACTLY how she acts about it, sending this to her rn
It's so easy though
My ex eats kiwi skins
@@izzy1906 So do I. The skin is pretty thin and palatable.
sometimes I eat kiwi skins but a whole apple is different 😮💨
@@genthespacewitch you do you, but I really can't handle it. It makes my mouth itch!
As a foreigner in Germany, you got the best parts of german character
I play bass and sometimes eat the whole strawberry, i feel worryingly picoed upon.
But do you play a six sting bass?
I'm surprised it doesn't have fanned frets.
Do you edge in an ice bath?
“i feel like if women didn’t exist-“ had me CACKLING
“Are you sure you know how to feed yourself?” 💀
My only friend growing up ate the leaves on the strawberries... the only person I've ever known to eat them. 😆 She was a skinny little freckled blonde girl who had like 6 Jack Russell's, a goat and a few rats as pets. The day I learned she eats the leaves on strawberries was the day I saw her running around her family's pond, singing "fish heads fish heads, rolly polly fish heads!"
I think she's like a singer/model now or something.... Haven't seen her in probably 10 years.
I love that fish heads song 😂😂 my dad used to play it all the time lmao
@@JFKismyhusband_ lol! I thought my friend made it up until my sister told me where it came from when I was about 20 years old! Lol
@@Mebh547 haha! That’s hilarious 😂 my sisters used to scream like Bloody Mary when he played it 😅
this is so cute ;-;
The guitar interlude was SO on-point! 🤣
Wow. Laura got me girlcrushin' in this bit 😂😂😂!
THE SHOES ARE A NICE TOUCH 😂
“If you are right you wouldn’t get cold.” 😆
Every single part of this is my awful ex. Down to the ice bath and the misogyny. He also used to put clay powder in his protein shakes for "detoxification" yet was an alcoholic lmao
Omg I need more of this character, this is some incredible drag king energy
Omg i am dying. My son is going thru his teenage angst stage and this is so spot-on accurate. I sent this to my husband and he is lol, too. Im glad to know this is a "thing" lol because i hear this every day. From the food to the women to the guitar and ice its so accurate omg.
Keep an eye on his Internet stuff, with boundaries of course. Like, teen boys are free to try things out and be moody and have their phases, but the manosphere is really preying on exactly these boys, and sadly some grown men hold onto the repulsive, baseless, and self fulfilling cycles it instills.
watch out of he starts repeating the sexism stuff that’s rampant online lmao then it’s gone beyond just teenage angst
Be careful if it's more than teenage angst and gets into bigoted and manosphere rhetoric.
If he starts talking about "the top g" unironically, send him back.
The gut microbiome thing was ON POINT.
My children eat the green part of strawberries and cry when I take them off lol
You are so funny! Love you and your videos!🩷🩷🩷
I like to edge in an ice bath too ngl
Guys like this have all their self esteem wrapped up in the sound
of their own voice. She nailed it.
I cackled at the edging in an ice bath
lmao the creativity and intelligence to create these skits so accurately ---👌👌👌
My dad used to eat raw onions before meetings so that no one would sit near him or ask him to talk about anything. He also would randomly eat them like apples and put salt on them, and he'd do this in front of ppl as if it wasn't fkn weird af.
All the onion "outtakes." 😂
I'm getting called out to infinity
The energy of that make sure you know how to feed yourself 😂
Okay, but don't sleep on the greens of a carrot though. You can make a mean pesto with that.
The only part of a carrot you should give a bunny
This woman seriously has a uniquely hilarious talent!
My partners dad was told to stop eating lemon peels because they were destroying his teeth 🍋😍
What the fuck? 😂
Who in their right mind would eat lemon rinds willingly?! They're sooo bitter!
@@audreydoyle5268i was eating burritos with my boyfriend and I had a lime, I squeezed it and then put it aside and he just picked it up and ate it and I just stared at him in disbelief
Imagine eating so many lemon rinds that your dentist had to step in 💀
My estranged brother in a nutshell. I’m a scientist; he gets his “facts” from his yoga buddies.
More Dad skits, please!!!! 😂
Was not expecting her to whip out the 6 string bass. Laura boutta drop the hardest Prog x Jazz Fusion track of all time
Hilarious, you’re so freakin good 😂
Same vibes as the person who eats the chicken cartilage and when someone points it out theyre like "its good for you 🤓"
my friend eats the whole apple, sending this to her rn
Guy I worked with did that before. No lie, every time I see an apple I always get this slight sense of inadequacy. Like, I'm not doing the "human" thing quite good enough.
I get the same thing with chicken wings too. Have you people that can just stick the wing in their mouth and pull it out completely cleaned!?
This one especially is so hilarious & spot-on! 🤣🤣🤣
I FEEL LIKE IF WOMEN DIDNT EXIST
"Edging in an ice bath". 911 has been dialed. Lol
What's with the Ryan Gosling impression?
That 6 string bass is absolutely gorgeous btw
I eat kiwi with the skin on, too!
I dated that guy, and when left to his own devices he never ate an actual meal, just all of what could be ingredients separately and uncooked. He also always took freezing cold showers like a masochist 😂
bro this bro is gooning over greens bro
I wish I could laugh at this, but my husband eats the entire apple. 🤦
God I love your facial expressions 😂😂😂
I once had a first date with a girl who ate an entire apple in front of me, core and all. It was totally normal until she ate the whole apple core, I had no words after that.
When I was a kid we had an apple tree in the backyard they weren't very big so if you didn't eat the whole thing you wasn't going to get nothing❤❤❤😂
It's quite common, actually. I do it too! 🙂
Eating the apple normally and then the core is truly wild. Most people I've seen eat whole apples go from the bottom so the chunks of core are diluted by the rest of the apple.
@Dovorans I tend to eat them in quarters (often dipped in peanut butter! 😋😁), but coring them is a bit of a pain n I heard that the cores were healthy, so I said what the heck 🤷♀️
I love how I've never met this guy BUT I SO KNOW THIS GUY. And also dated him. You're brilliant 😂
Not the baby name
The rinds of an orange are actually pretty good when propperly prepared
“All the nutrients are in the skin!”
As a dude the importance of gut microbiome health and handicapped edging challenges cannot be understated.
Omgy! She's hysterically funny. I'm cracking up, Dude. 😂
Omg... that is my son right there 😂😂😂 God bless him 😂
I’m screamin you’re so funny lmao. I’m someone who eats the whole strawberry including the green simply bc I’m too lazy to pluck it off 😭
I love how « eating the greens on strawberries » is less weird than the rest 😂
Why are your vids so relatable...? My dad's best friend is literally a rind eater. I watched the man eat a banana peel once!
Edging.... as in... *edging*???? LMAO that line is wiiiiiiild!
I think this character's mom spent 3 days in Berlin. You are brilliant, and so very funny. Thank you for being you.
This is the sort of guy at a party. That I move a few feet away from . Then continue to enjoy myself.
Low-key expected him to go bite a fruit tree
“Big Fruits got you pinned” BRUH 🤣🤣🤣
"...U DONT EAT DA SKINNN?!" 🤷🏼♂️ LOVE IT 😅
"Its not gonna hurt you" and "ALL THE NUTRIENTS ARE IN THE SKIN" just triggered some a deep seated emotional memories. "Your GUT microbio-"
There's nothing there to edge if you're in an ice bath 😂
"I feel like if women didn't exist-". 😂 I'm dead.
I’ve never met this character so I must live in the right place
Edging in the ice bath fully sent me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Would have never expected you whipping out that sexy lookin‘ 6-string Bass!
I literally almost spat out my drink at "I like to edge _in an ice bath"_
I never thought I'd frikin hear "i like to edge in an ice bath" and straight up laugh so hard fr
The way the sweatshirt is all wet/smeared with the dripping/gnawed on orange at “All the nutrients are in the skin!!”
I feel personally attacked lol
"in an ice bath"😂 I'm dead 💀
You, are very talented, & fun to watch.