“An all you can eat buffet, huh? I’ve been to one of those before, real nice food, great entrees, but all you can eat? Now, that’s false advertisin’ if I’ve ever heard it. Maybe it’s because I’m ‘bout 50 miles tall but they kicked me out before I could even have dessert. Can’t be helped I suppose. Sure it’d be great for a smaller fella like you!”
Gianni is the one who pushed me to watch Columbo. Is pretty fun. The first case is cool. Like the twist that he actually wrote the murder and that it was the only one he ever considered good.
@@ANDREALEONE95 it’s not really. The enjoyment isn’t the “who done it” but is moreso “how to catch them”. Watching Columbo actually figure stuff out and pull major bluffs is pretty cool.
@@weskintime4177We see the murders at the very beginning of every episode, no? ....I just realized that Ace Attorney is modern day Colombo, but with attorneys.
its only now that i realized that the reason why scolumbo keeps making typos is because he could not reach the erase key and he keeps accidentally stepping on those so he just left them in
Realizing at 0:51 that the picture was from the game awards last week but the tweet is from 2021 Which means that either gianni or someone he’s working with is making all the small columbo photoshops themselves
The misspellings make him seem like a separate character from only smaller than average columbo so it makes him feel like his failed clone or something
If Murder Under Glass is to be believed, and my memory isn't absolutely terrible, he's not only of Italian descent but speaks Italian and knows how to cook Italian dishes extremely well basically my game theory is that Peppino is one of Lt. Columbo's endless cousins, nieces and nephews
@@ThatOneFriendlyDude "I've got dis cousin...great fella, served in da war an all...he tells me that stress can be one hell of a drug. Once ran his pizza joint for a whole twenty-foah hours straight, oh boy let me tell you the stress sent 'im to the hospital! Said he had dis weird dream about a sentient pie and a death ray...but that's besides the point. Your wife, she had a weak heart, yes?"
I’ve unironically started watching Columbo thanks to a combination of Gianni’s voice memes and hearing about it from channels like OSP, and lemme tell y’all, it’s honestly great. I don’t even like crime or detective shows, really, but every episode is a blast so far, only hangup I can really think of is that the episodes are consistently over an hour long, but I personally don’t mind that. It’s on Prime Video, if anyone else is interested
The smaller he gets the more delirious he becomes.
it's the oxygen molecules. their to big
the more delicious he becomes mmmm
Less neurons fit in there
@@lautyx18don't eat Columbo
“Hollowed out loaf of bread” “YEEEOEIAAAAAOWCH!”
Our favorite voice actor and festive three inch Italian living their best lives.
but the question remains, which is columbo and which is gianni?
three-inch italian... that's what they called me back in college
@@confustled 🤣
Shrimp
@@confustledThey call you names Columbo
And a crippling gum addiction
Love how Gianni insists on pronouncing it "yuo" every time
I cackled at the brainrotted golden girls song
I love how he says “I try not to be nosy” like, that’s literally his job 😭
"I try not to be nosy, but I can't help bein' the size offa nose"
I’m curious if the legendary “Larger Columbo” will show up eventually.
"You're very observant, Lieutenant. You can spot every clue at a 50 mile radius from up there."
He hangs out with bigger Luke
“An all you can eat buffet, huh? I’ve been to one of those before, real nice food, great entrees, but all you can eat? Now, that’s false advertisin’ if I’ve ever heard it. Maybe it’s because I’m ‘bout 50 miles tall but they kicked me out before I could even have dessert. Can’t be helped I suppose. Sure it’d be great for a smaller fella like you!”
i did NOT expect Gianni to do the Peppino scream XD
I thought he was doing a Tom from Tom and Jerry scream, but Peppino makes more sense
I think every Italian has the latent ability to scream like Peppino
Life is all about the small things
Columbo, a good morning coffee and a new Gianni Video
jus don let smaller columbo fall in da coffee
Gianni is the one who pushed me to watch Columbo. Is pretty fun. The first case is cool. Like the twist that he actually wrote the murder and that it was the only one he ever considered good.
spoilers?? tf
@@coyotedomino LITERALLY the first case bruv
Also you see how each murder is commit at the start of an episode.
@@weskintime4177 which is essentially the weak point of Columbo.
@@ANDREALEONE95 it’s not really. The enjoyment isn’t the “who done it” but is moreso “how to catch them”. Watching Columbo actually figure stuff out and pull major bluffs is pretty cool.
@@weskintime4177We see the murders at the very beginning of every episode, no?
....I just realized that Ace Attorney is modern day Colombo, but with attorneys.
i am CRYING at the peppino yowch
He's like columbo, but smaller
its only now that i realized that the reason why scolumbo keeps making typos is because he could not reach the erase key and he keeps accidentally stepping on those so he just left them in
I love how he just uses his size to be a better detective
I don't know why but these videos are so... comforting
Please never stop doing Columbo, you got me into the series!
I second it
Some people think Columbo sounds like he's having a stroke, I say it's probably really hard to type right when you're 3 inches tall
I don’t know why the meme of the guy under the blown out lights at the Game Awards makes me laugh so hard, but it gets me every time. Poor guy.
This is by far my favorite series you’ve ever made
definitely a standout of the MCU (matragrano cinematic universe)
@@cement_eaterjust don't let Columbo near Thanos pleas
we are grateful
Realizing at 0:51 that the picture was from the game awards last week but the tweet is from 2021
Which means that either gianni or someone he’s working with is making all the small columbo photoshops themselves
Lookit columbo ovuh heah
“Cubp cake”
Words to live by
The misspellings make him seem like a separate character from only smaller than average columbo so it makes him feel like his failed clone or something
he brings me so much joy
I had no idea this was a Columbo impression and didn't see the account name... I genuinely thought this was just a typical Gianni fever dream
thank you, smallumbo
SMALLUMBO!!!
Smolumbo
"YOOOOWCH!" My dude became pepino for a second there
I missed smaller Columbo more than I like to admit
I think being this small for this long is starting to affect Columbo
Gotta be short when you're a detective
Makes it easier to get to the bottom of things
The sequel we all were expecting, with the detective we all learned to love.
It's the small (three inches tall) things in life, really
As an avid Columbo fan, the one about Sergeant Wilson telling Columbo about camera lenses is absolutely hilarious
0:05 spot on peppino scream
Petition to make Gianni voice Peppino in a possible Pizza Tower cartoon
the smaller columbo dubs are my favorite thing in the world ❤
I like to imagine Little Columbo interrogating Stuart Little
"Little mousie" was my favorite part
I have been waiting forever for this. Literally started watching Columbo because of you, Gianni. Love your work, keep it up!
Oh god Columbo screams like Peppino
I would love to have a pizza tower show, but with multiple voice actors for every occasion, having an Italian surname is a must.
If Murder Under Glass is to be believed, and my memory isn't absolutely terrible, he's not only of Italian descent but speaks Italian and knows how to cook Italian dishes extremely well
basically my game theory is that Peppino is one of Lt. Columbo's endless cousins, nieces and nephews
@@ThatOneFriendlyDude "I've got dis cousin...great fella, served in da war an all...he tells me that stress can be one hell of a drug. Once ran his pizza joint for a whole twenty-foah hours straight, oh boy let me tell you the stress sent 'im to the hospital! Said he had dis weird dream about a sentient pie and a death ray...but that's besides the point. Your wife, she had a weak heart, yes?"
This is the beat birthday gift I could of asked for, thanks Gianni
Gianni got too Italian in that first one and turned into Peppino Spaghetti for a second there
Holy hell, Gianni, that was a Mel Blanc worthy YEOWCH. Gj.
Smaller Columbo has proven their detective prowess, finding out that the Shrimp indeed fried that rice.
Great work Gianni! This is truly one of the greatest pieces of media in the last [1 day ago]
It occurred to me in a vision that we need a skyscraper sized Columbo.
Naturally he would be named Cojumho.
The YOWCH caught me off guard
Very close to doing a 1/1 Mel Blanc impression.
I was only just watching the previous two the other day! Thank you for this timely seasonal gift, King Gianni 💙
Always good to get a Patti LaBelle Christmas Live shout-out in there. It's become a tradition for me.
“Hashtag *_YEEEOOOŒWWWW_* “
I was literally just watching columbo 20 minutes ago. I'm glad to hear our smaller sleuth is still scampering around.
I’ve unironically started watching Columbo thanks to a combination of Gianni’s voice memes and hearing about it from channels like OSP, and lemme tell y’all, it’s honestly great. I don’t even like crime or detective shows, really, but every episode is a blast so far, only hangup I can really think of is that the episodes are consistently over an hour long, but I personally don’t mind that. It’s on Prime Video, if anyone else is interested
I never thought I needed this, but now I need more
Smaller Columbo is the best gift i could have asked for.
I love how that camera detective's whole schtick was the joke in and of itself
I’m convinced this is what Columbo does to relax between cases.
I love the idea that this Twitter guy wakes up and just decides to do nothing productive.
I love these videos gladbto see them return
We love our favourite microscopic Italian. The fact he can do a great columbo impression is pretty neat too
Columbo big or small, they all reign tall when voiced by you, Gianni. Never stop the Columbo train ❤️
lol big cosmic columbo would be hilarious.
You are telling me that a shrimp fried this rice ? Is that something he does often ?
damn, dude, your videos have made me laugh the most i've chuckled in a while. they absolutely rule
can of chili mac
Im say this, so im here when the likes come.
sgut ou
I've started watching Columbo since the first Small Columbo vid and I can confirm that these are all lines from the show.
The delivery of that yeowch was insane
Columbo vids make me happy
Gianni, I thought we agreed we wouldn't be giving each other gifts this Christmas!
Tiny columbo is my new favorite gimmick account. Gianni pls make more of these
Smaller Columbia could probably analyze a thread of fabric with his eyes alone
Idk why there's just something hilarious about the brief ITALO it's like he said "ok disco break"
Always a good day when I get to hear smalluh columbo😌
Small (drunk) Columbo.
A new Smaller Columbo is truly a Christmas Miracle
I almost lost my shit when he was talking about the shrimp and prawn frying rice.
It's rare to see someone's descent into madness documented this clearly. It started with pain.
I lost it at “cupb cake.”
Bro really went YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWW!! (the pizza tower brainrot is real)
more small columbo?? best birthday gift ever
Gianni's Columbo-posting again. Thank god.
Ive been waiting for this for years. .. merry christmas
What has this morphed into...
Well, I ain't complainin' as long as there's more Columbo.
Merry, y'all!
It's like a humunculous that thinks it's the original. Not quite there, but the similarity is uncanny.
My favorite saga continues
I don't understand what is happening and I love it
I love how few of these have anything to do with Columbo.
and a merry john denver christmas special to you too, gianni
Gianni I needed this so bad thank u ❤
A columbo video? Is this a gift from god?
Smaller columbo is back!
I like idea of columbo talking to him self from like 50m away and you can barely hear his mumbling
Watching small columbo videos is like a tiny wheres waldo but if you don't find waldo you he'll sent to the columbo dimension
Smaller Colombo implies the existence of small and smallest Colombo.
Thank you so much for these
I had a dream columbo told me how to peg him. Really such a bossy little gremlin of a man. So thanks for that.
Happy holidays, Smolumbo!
The one with the light on Ben Star is my favourite
i completely forgot about this series
when we needed him most..... he returned.......
i love you smaller columbo
Sorry sir, I wish I could, but I’m all tangled up in here. Could ya help me outta yer hair?
Oh hell yes, Smaller Columbo 3 on my birthday!
this droped in the same day i have a dream about becoming a tiny person
now, thats funy
I love these so much!!
the way he says "dog foud" has stuck with me
Wish you could do a Columbo audiobook. I’d buy that for a dollar!