“An all you can eat buffet, huh? I’ve been to one of those before, real nice food, great entrees, but all you can eat? Now, that’s false advertisin’ if I’ve ever heard it. Maybe it’s because I’m ‘bout 50 miles tall but they kicked me out before I could even have dessert. Can’t be helped I suppose. Sure it’d be great for a smaller fella like you!”
its only now that i realized that the reason why scolumbo keeps making typos is because he could not reach the erase key and he keeps accidentally stepping on those so he just left them in
Gianni is the one who pushed me to watch Columbo. Is pretty fun. The first case is cool. Like the twist that he actually wrote the murder and that it was the only one he ever considered good.
@@ANDREALEONE95 it’s not really. The enjoyment isn’t the “who done it” but is moreso “how to catch them”. Watching Columbo actually figure stuff out and pull major bluffs is pretty cool.
@@weskintime4177We see the murders at the very beginning of every episode, no? ....I just realized that Ace Attorney is modern day Colombo, but with attorneys.
Realizing at 0:51 that the picture was from the game awards last week but the tweet is from 2021 Which means that either gianni or someone he’s working with is making all the small columbo photoshops themselves
If Murder Under Glass is to be believed, and my memory isn't absolutely terrible, he's not only of Italian descent but speaks Italian and knows how to cook Italian dishes extremely well basically my game theory is that Peppino is one of Lt. Columbo's endless cousins, nieces and nephews
@@ThatOneFriendlyDude "I've got dis cousin...great fella, served in da war an all...he tells me that stress can be one hell of a drug. Once ran his pizza joint for a whole twenty-foah hours straight, oh boy let me tell you the stress sent 'im to the hospital! Said he had dis weird dream about a sentient pie and a death ray...but that's besides the point. Your wife, she had a weak heart, yes?"
The misspellings make him seem like a separate character from only smaller than average columbo so it makes him feel like his failed clone or something
The smaller he gets the more delirious he becomes.
it's the oxygen molecules. their to big
the more delicious he becomes mmmm
Less neurons fit in there
@@lautyx18don't eat Columbo
“Hollowed out loaf of bread” “YEEEOEIAAAAAOWCH!”
Our favorite voice actor and festive three inch Italian living their best lives.
but the question remains, which is columbo and which is gianni?
three-inch italian... that's what they called me back in college
@@confustled 🤣
Shrimp
@@confustledThey call you names Columbo
And a crippling gum addiction
I love how he says “I try not to be nosy” like, that’s literally his job 😭
"I try not to be nosy, but I can't help bein' the size offa nose"
Love how Gianni insists on pronouncing it "yuo" every time
I’m curious if the legendary “Larger Columbo” will show up eventually.
"You're very observant, Lieutenant. You can spot every clue at a 50 mile radius from up there."
He hangs out with bigger Luke
“An all you can eat buffet, huh? I’ve been to one of those before, real nice food, great entrees, but all you can eat? Now, that’s false advertisin’ if I’ve ever heard it. Maybe it’s because I’m ‘bout 50 miles tall but they kicked me out before I could even have dessert. Can’t be helped I suppose. Sure it’d be great for a smaller fella like you!”
Life is all about the small things
Columbo, a good morning coffee and a new Gianni Video
jus don let smaller columbo fall in da coffee
its only now that i realized that the reason why scolumbo keeps making typos is because he could not reach the erase key and he keeps accidentally stepping on those so he just left them in
i did NOT expect Gianni to do the Peppino scream XD
I thought he was doing a Tom from Tom and Jerry scream, but Peppino makes more sense
I think every Italian has the latent ability to scream like Peppino
Gianni is the one who pushed me to watch Columbo. Is pretty fun. The first case is cool. Like the twist that he actually wrote the murder and that it was the only one he ever considered good.
spoilers?? tf
@@coyotedomino LITERALLY the first case bruv
Also you see how each murder is commit at the start of an episode.
@@weskintime4177 which is essentially the weak point of Columbo.
@@ANDREALEONE95 it’s not really. The enjoyment isn’t the “who done it” but is moreso “how to catch them”. Watching Columbo actually figure stuff out and pull major bluffs is pretty cool.
@@weskintime4177We see the murders at the very beginning of every episode, no?
....I just realized that Ace Attorney is modern day Colombo, but with attorneys.
i am CRYING at the peppino yowch
He's like columbo, but smaller
0:05 spot on peppino scream
Petition to make Gianni voice Peppino in a possible Pizza Tower cartoon
I love how he just uses his size to be a better detective
This is by far my favorite series you’ve ever made
definitely a standout of the MCU (matragrano cinematic universe)
@@cement_eaterjust don't let Columbo near Thanos pleas
we are grateful
I don’t know why the meme of the guy under the blown out lights at the Game Awards makes me laugh so hard, but it gets me every time. Poor guy.
I don't know why but these videos are so... comforting
Please never stop doing Columbo, you got me into the series!
I second it
Realizing at 0:51 that the picture was from the game awards last week but the tweet is from 2021
Which means that either gianni or someone he’s working with is making all the small columbo photoshops themselves
Lookit columbo ovuh heah
thank you, smallumbo
SMALLUMBO!!!
Smolumbo
I had no idea this was a Columbo impression and didn't see the account name... I genuinely thought this was just a typical Gianni fever dream
he brings me so much joy
I think being this small for this long is starting to affect Columbo
I missed smaller Columbo more than I like to admit
“Cubp cake”
Words to live by
As an avid Columbo fan, the one about Sergeant Wilson telling Columbo about camera lenses is absolutely hilarious
The sequel we all were expecting, with the detective we all learned to love.
It's the small (three inches tall) things in life, really
I have been waiting forever for this. Literally started watching Columbo because of you, Gianni. Love your work, keep it up!
Oh god Columbo screams like Peppino
I would love to have a pizza tower show, but with multiple voice actors for every occasion, having an Italian surname is a must.
If Murder Under Glass is to be believed, and my memory isn't absolutely terrible, he's not only of Italian descent but speaks Italian and knows how to cook Italian dishes extremely well
basically my game theory is that Peppino is one of Lt. Columbo's endless cousins, nieces and nephews
@@ThatOneFriendlyDude "I've got dis cousin...great fella, served in da war an all...he tells me that stress can be one hell of a drug. Once ran his pizza joint for a whole twenty-foah hours straight, oh boy let me tell you the stress sent 'im to the hospital! Said he had dis weird dream about a sentient pie and a death ray...but that's besides the point. Your wife, she had a weak heart, yes?"
Gotta be short when you're a detective
Makes it easier to get to the bottom of things
"YOOOOWCH!" My dude became pepino for a second there
I like to imagine Little Columbo interrogating Stuart Little
The misspellings make him seem like a separate character from only smaller than average columbo so it makes him feel like his failed clone or something
“Hashtag *_YEEEOOOŒWWWW_* “
Gianni got too Italian in that first one and turned into Peppino Spaghetti for a second there
the smaller columbo dubs are my favorite thing in the world ❤
Smaller Columbia could probably analyze a thread of fabric with his eyes alone
"Little mousie" was my favorite part
This is the beat birthday gift I could of asked for, thanks Gianni
Holy hell, Gianni, that was a Mel Blanc worthy YEOWCH. Gj.
Columbo big or small, they all reign tall when voiced by you, Gianni. Never stop the Columbo train ❤️
lol big cosmic columbo would be hilarious.
I never thought I needed this, but now I need more
Great work Gianni! This is truly one of the greatest pieces of media in the last [1 day ago]
A columbo video? Is this a gift from god?
Smaller Columbo has proven their detective prowess, finding out that the Shrimp indeed fried that rice.
I love how few of these have anything to do with Columbo.
Columbo vids make me happy
more small columbo?? best birthday gift ever
I was only just watching the previous two the other day! Thank you for this timely seasonal gift, King Gianni 💙
I love these videos gladbto see them return
Happy holidays, Smolumbo!
Tiny columbo is my new favorite gimmick account. Gianni pls make more of these
Gianni's Columbo-posting again. Thank god.
The YOWCH caught me off guard
Very close to doing a 1/1 Mel Blanc impression.
and a merry john denver christmas special to you too, gianni
Smaller columbo is back!
I had a dream columbo told me how to peg him. Really such a bossy little gremlin of a man. So thanks for that.
I love the idea that this Twitter guy wakes up and just decides to do nothing productive.
Ive been waiting for this for years. .. merry christmas
THE RETURN I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS WAITING FOR
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
It's like a humunculous that thinks it's the original. Not quite there, but the similarity is uncanny.
I love this channel.
Babe wake up new smaller columbo just dropped
Smaller Colombo implies the existence of small and smallest Colombo.
My favorite saga continues
Always good to get a Patti LaBelle Christmas Live shout-out in there. It's become a tradition for me.
I love these so much!!
Oh hell yes, Smaller Columbo 3 on my birthday!
Smallest columbo is so small and so dense that he creates a black hole in consumes the planet
I don't understand what is happening and I love it
gianni if you ever stop this I swear I'll- I'll-
cry, probably
Gianni, I thought we agreed we wouldn't be giving each other gifts this Christmas!
:D my favorite italian man voicing my also favorite fictional italian man
Always a good day when I get to hear smalluh columbo😌
Smaller Columbo is the best gift i could have asked for.
For anyone interested in the Italo song that plays for all of a second. I'm 50% certain that it's Another Life by KANO
A new Smaller Columbo is truly a Christmas Miracle
i love you smaller columbo
I almost lost my shit when he was talking about the shrimp and prawn frying rice.
I was literally just watching columbo 20 minutes ago. I'm glad to hear our smaller sleuth is still scampering around.
I lost it at “cupb cake.”
this droped in the same day i have a dream about becoming a tiny person
now, thats funy
Gianni I needed this so bad thank u ❤
We love our favourite microscopic Italian. The fact he can do a great columbo impression is pretty neat too
The delivery of that yeowch was insane
i love these videos
Return of the short king
What has this morphed into...
Well, I ain't complainin' as long as there's more Columbo.
Merry, y'all!
Idk why there's just something hilarious about the brief ITALO it's like he said "ok disco break"
My favourite three inch tall Italian (next to Gianni himself of course)
This is some high quality... something. Whatever it is, it's the high quality version.
If Duke Nukem doesn’t wish me a very merry Christmas I’m going to puke
I’m convinced this is what Columbo does to relax between cases.
Wish you could do a Columbo audiobook. I’d buy that for a dollar!
Something yesterday, and now something today? Daring, aren't we
It's rare to see someone's descent into madness documented this clearly. It started with pain.
damn, dude, your videos have made me laugh the most i've chuckled in a while. they absolutely rule
the sequel we've all been waiting for:)
he's been released from the glass cup, thank god
The one with the light on Ben Star is my favourite
this, i did not expect today