Took my Uber Driver on a Date (ft. AndreasChoice)

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  • @xMisty16
    @xMisty16 6 років тому +13560

    Foreal though shout out to that girl for having a stranger's back 👑👏❤️

    • @mindyours752
      @mindyours752 6 років тому +300

      So true. Swoozie like, "I'm taking you home. Screw if you got alcohol poisoning. I'm making you a fort in my bathroom. Always wanted to see an Asian girl in a fort". Lol

    • @josephikrakowski334
      @josephikrakowski334 6 років тому +174

      Yeah but she could of been a little nicer

    • @Maria-qu9fb
      @Maria-qu9fb 6 років тому +30

      Autumn Potato Exactly what I would be thinking for like a week or more afterwards compulsively checking mugshots & everything😓

    • @olivia_vermast
      @olivia_vermast 6 років тому +2

      MysteryVlogs true

    • @Toyota4Life
      @Toyota4Life 6 років тому +162

      She only had her back because she was Asian and saw a black guy carrying her.
      She was low key being racist

  • @PowahSlapEntertainmint
    @PowahSlapEntertainmint 6 років тому +1435

    Quasimodo still had one of the greatest pair of lips of all time.

  • @tpindell3
    @tpindell3 6 років тому +3423

    Bruh, you the only youtuber that can get AndreasChoice out of the house, Respect.

  • @RetroDiaryDream
    @RetroDiaryDream 4 роки тому +1176

    “Hunty, huntyy. Wake up, hunty” that part killed me 😂

  • @zeusalmighty2392
    @zeusalmighty2392 6 років тому +1160

    "She squeezed it"
    "Solve this rubik's cube if this boy is your friend"
    😭😭😭😭😭

    • @beasthaven1571
      @beasthaven1571 4 роки тому +20

      I wouldn't be surprised if an Asian girl could do that

    • @iroor
      @iroor 4 роки тому +8

      mind you under 10 seconds

    • @Tperm-Speedcuber
      @Tperm-Speedcuber 4 роки тому

      Lol I can solve one it’s not that hard

    • @gxllis1791
      @gxllis1791 3 роки тому +1

      @@Tperm-Speedcuber in 10 seconds

    • @CarlosAndres-tq9sc
      @CarlosAndres-tq9sc 5 місяців тому

      Its impossible. Anyone who says they've solved a Rubik's Cube is lying

  • @schuuichiminamino
    @schuuichiminamino 6 років тому +5763

    Meanwhile... I'm here. With my dogs. They're cool. No kissing. No soft lips. But they look happy when they see me. That's enough for me. I guess.

  • @lianah7837
    @lianah7837 6 років тому +446

    Seriously carrying around a passed out girl in a cart is sketchy af

  • @sp00ky5
    @sp00ky5 5 років тому +1771

    2:35 ik she blurred, but she kinda CUUUTE THOOO.

  • @mZStarCraft
    @mZStarCraft 6 років тому +4523

    I lost it at the rubix cube.

  • @TrickorTriett
    @TrickorTriett 6 років тому +2746

    LOLOL so are we just gonna ignore the fact that my mans wheeled a girl to his place in a cart and no one asked any questions?

    • @mementobox
      @mementobox 6 років тому +132

      Right? I was thinking why the girl suddenly let him go

    • @ShokoFlow
      @ShokoFlow 6 років тому +25

      A 1/5 of the video is of a girl asking questions are you dumb

    • @raestar7454
      @raestar7454 6 років тому +15

      *ShokoFlow* he means after that

    • @mr.fabulousmegardev6256
      @mr.fabulousmegardev6256 6 років тому +16

      'Twas only a block away, and 'twas also late at night, if there were other people staring at him, he'd oh-so-certainly comment on that, but alas, we get the bitchy (but noble) girl.

    • @AmaniToomer991
      @AmaniToomer991 6 років тому

      Lol

  • @growithbelle
    @growithbelle 6 років тому +1934

    I love how that random girl got all worried about you being with the passed out chick but still let you take her home lmao

    • @Redheadsmiles23
      @Redheadsmiles23 6 років тому +221

      Well he said "we brought her up" so she probably checked Swoozies digs and sussed him out before leaving. Regardless, she didn't have to stop but she did when she saw something suspicious, which, lets be honest, not enough people do.

    • @RC-de3vy
      @RC-de3vy 6 років тому +61

      She squeezed her finger weren’t you paying attention?

    • @parrisnia72
      @parrisnia72 6 років тому +15

      Prolly cuz he black

    • @crazygirlbeautiful1277
      @crazygirlbeautiful1277 6 років тому +49

      She was worried because he is an African American male

    • @lilbaby1807
      @lilbaby1807 6 років тому +16

      BelleBean cuzz he black

  • @reasonablecheff7876
    @reasonablecheff7876 5 років тому +651

    Swoozie: "Last 2 months I havent been talking about girls."
    1:56 :"crush on my teacher."

  • @Jae_Amp
    @Jae_Amp 6 років тому +1924

    "Squeeze my finger if he's your friend. She squeezed it."🤣🤣
    "Solve this rubix cube in 10secs"😭

    • @iluvtink19
      @iluvtink19 6 років тому +3

      Jae_Amp_Jamp same 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @azuldragon1338
      @azuldragon1338 6 років тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/cLqfnyK0cmg/v-deo.html watch 3:48

    • @FahmZ36
      @FahmZ36 6 років тому +4

      Even more absurd when she actually says in Under 10 sec 😅😭

    • @adhilmehmud8171
      @adhilmehmud8171 5 років тому +3

      trust me she literally might have solved the cube,afterall she was asian

    • @popna2694
      @popna2694 5 років тому

      Jae_Amp_Jamp IT’S FUCKING RUBIK’S

  • @Mgaby1992
    @Mgaby1992 6 років тому +484

    “She had the softest...lips....ever...”
    my brain: *”LIPSSSSSS”*
    literally a second later: “LLIIIIIPPPSSSSSSSSSSSS”

    • @allmightygir4865
      @allmightygir4865 4 роки тому +8

      the cameo was on point!

    • @kbscheme
      @kbscheme 4 роки тому +1

      Gaby Mulet literally me 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @Wardawg-
      @Wardawg- 4 роки тому +2

      Any OG Swoozie fan

  • @Cantoonsanimations
    @Cantoonsanimations 6 років тому +1013

    *"NO CLICKBAIT"*
    I was dying!

    • @thethe4643
      @thethe4643 3 роки тому +6

      870 likes, no reply’s, wtf

    • @EliB207
      @EliB207 3 роки тому +1

      @@thethe4643 in three years!

    • @thethe4643
      @thethe4643 3 роки тому +1

      @@EliB207 ik

  • @dixiecronin7791
    @dixiecronin7791 5 років тому +77

    Seriously, you and that random girl giving you a hard time are HEROES. Helping out a stranger like this is really kind!

  • @jayoodahdon5574
    @jayoodahdon5574 6 років тому +319

    "

    • @MrJoMaMA93
      @MrJoMaMA93 6 років тому +8

      I was just about to check to see if anyone caught that I was just like 0-0

    • @kevin15664
      @kevin15664 6 років тому +8

      Literally nothing hotter than a girl calling a guy daddy imo.

    • @BeefWagon
      @BeefWagon 6 років тому

      Ohohoho~

    • @stayflyxx
      @stayflyxx 6 років тому +1

      No, That's just freaking weird and a sign that the girl has some problems

    • @JayInTheGreen
      @JayInTheGreen 6 років тому

      Kevin Alexander phrasing seems a little off, but I see what you mean

  • @Sarowarrr
    @Sarowarrr 6 років тому +377

    "WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS WITH THIS GIRL!"
    *Minutes later* Proceeds to wheel her up to the apartment..

    • @lovelypacific
      @lovelypacific 6 років тому +11

      Sarowar Ahmed she did squeeze her hand so

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 6 років тому +1408

    Look at our boi Swoozie go!
    *Diversifying.*

  • @IAmNotNicolex
    @IAmNotNicolex 5 років тому +79

    I’m freaking crying after “she squeezed it.”

  • @itszekira
    @itszekira 6 років тому +1222

    DADDY ? Ooooooppp also TELL HER TO DROP HER LIP CARE ROUTINE. I’m trying get some no line lips

  • @imranosman3714
    @imranosman3714 6 років тому +224

    SHE CALLED U DADDY
    MY BOI IS BACK IN THE GAME

  • @LeBeautiful
    @LeBeautiful 6 років тому +535

    sWooZie's the last person I know to pull this type of stunt but pretty much get away from it

    • @Jobe-13
      @Jobe-13 6 років тому

      LeBeautiful Ikr

    • @saucebobcats8182
      @saucebobcats8182 6 років тому +3

      LeBeautiful you are everywhere

    • @josephorlando7108
      @josephorlando7108 6 років тому +1

      + LeBeautiful I would have taken her to a potential friend of hers, so I would less sass from crazy stranger girls and, no puke in my bathroom, but that's just me.

    • @TheViralEvolution
      @TheViralEvolution 6 років тому +5

      Is your picture a pretty LeBron James

    • @iiuniversalii2209
      @iiuniversalii2209 6 років тому +1

      LeBeautiful yupp

  • @ruthless0587
    @ruthless0587 5 років тому +742

    did anyone notice how she called him daddy swoozie is there something you arent telling us

    • @PearlGurl14
      @PearlGurl14 5 років тому +49

      I saw that too! Looks like hes keeping a few secrets from us lol

    • @TheTyphy
      @TheTyphy 5 років тому +22

      Yea I his make out sessions are a title more than make outs hmmmm

    • @FlockEBK
      @FlockEBK 4 роки тому +4

      Chris B. Normal thing

    • @Life_Basketball
      @Life_Basketball 4 роки тому +2

      Fax

    • @abiezerEscude
      @abiezerEscude 2 роки тому +5

      “How many lies have I been told by the counsel!?”

  • @monauraldaredevil
    @monauraldaredevil 6 років тому +1109

    "LIPPPSSSSS!!!!"

  • @aymanac
    @aymanac 6 років тому +294

    When sWooZie uploads a vid ‘bout another story with a girl you KNOW isa gonna be good

  • @penny4279
    @penny4279 6 років тому +163

    “I don’t know if you’re emotionally recovered from our first date”
    😂😂😂

    • @drick4757
      @drick4757 6 років тому

      how is that funny?

  • @The-Loon-belt-Extravaganza
    @The-Loon-belt-Extravaganza 3 роки тому +35

    Not anybody can get away with saying stuff like “I’ve always wondered what it’s like to kiss an Asian” without getting accused of being racist, no matter what color your skin is. Props to you, nothing here intended to make anybody feel offended. I’m not good at wording things sometimes

    • @xreaper2451
      @xreaper2451 2 роки тому +3

      Also this video was 4 years ago💀

  • @LumpKing
    @LumpKing 6 років тому +727

    If I had a dollar for every girl that Swoozie made out with but didn’t date I’d already be a multi millionaire like jeez Swoozie 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @notsaro
    @notsaro 6 років тому +356

    To be fair, I'd also want to kiss a *a glazed pink donut*

    • @PjPerez
      @PjPerez 6 років тому +6

      Now I want a glazed donut.

    • @MrCalvinSu
      @MrCalvinSu 6 років тому

      SARO SAROOO

    • @purptk8030
      @purptk8030 6 років тому

      LMAO 😂😂😂

  • @xx-js1wu
    @xx-js1wu 6 років тому +411

    *She squeezed it*

  • @noodle3899
    @noodle3899 5 років тому +65

    "Solve this Rubik's cube in under 10 seconds" lmao 😂

  • @Arrowflight
    @Arrowflight 6 років тому +251

    Respect for that random girl, lookin out

  • @Cantoonsanimations
    @Cantoonsanimations 6 років тому +323

    That lady thought she got kidnapped lol

  • @TheZuhaabtemuri
    @TheZuhaabtemuri 6 років тому +265

    My man Swoozie never disappoints with his videos

  • @karissaholden7180
    @karissaholden7180 6 років тому +272

    !HUNTY HUNTY!😂Sometimes I forget swozzie voices the girls💀❤️Much love:)

    • @kubby3558
      @kubby3558 5 років тому +2

      Karissa Holden u spelled swoozie wrong dumb fuck

    • @silysister4815
      @silysister4815 4 роки тому +7

      Kubby Chill sir you don’t have to be cursing and calling people names when they forgot one “o” in swoozie, okay?

  • @kuro4695
    @kuro4695 6 років тому +115

    "Solve this rubix cube.... *IN UNDER 10 SECONDS* IF THIS GUY IS YOUR FRIEND."

    • @sandwich434
      @sandwich434 6 років тому +1

      OnFire599 the world record is 4.59 seconds

    • @sleepup7931
      @sleepup7931 6 років тому

      while drunk on tequila ;D

    • @zigzoinks5493
      @zigzoinks5493 6 років тому

      _She solved it..._

    • @smizee1606
      @smizee1606 6 років тому

      Ummmmmm "RUBIX" Cube ITSSSSS RUBIK'S

  • @FoxGoodmanYT
    @FoxGoodmanYT 6 років тому +712

    "She squeezed it...." LMAOOOO

  • @wednesdayswoe4240
    @wednesdayswoe4240 6 років тому +66

    Your girl voice tho 😂😂 "Hunty! Hunty!" High frequency glad she was looking out for others though. We should all take an example from that girl

  • @comradejpeg
    @comradejpeg 4 роки тому +56

    She called him daddy...
    Jacksepticeye: "Satan Called Me Daddy...."

  • @jessm8734
    @jessm8734 6 років тому +239

    Props to that blonde chick, she didn't know what kind of playa Swoozie was. Protect the sisterhood y'all.

    • @deepSea__
      @deepSea__ 6 років тому +12

      Ninja Girl
      She assumed he was doing something bad based on his look. Either she was sexist or racist or both.

    • @BeefWagon
      @BeefWagon 6 років тому +35

      dogs101o no, she wasn’t. It’s like the rule “don’t accept drinks unless it was poured.” Is it “sexist” to not accept it? Would it make you feel better if I said it went for both sides? The yellow-haired girl hasn’t meet these two, you gotta admit, it seems a bit strange for a guy to be carrying an unconscious girl. Think about it this way, if you saw a woman doing the same thing... well, one, women can’t really hold all that mass and based on the blurred video, the girl was pretty skinny. So it’s not like she can do harm BUT it should be seen both ways if that were case. Meaning, it’s bad in both directions. So if you saw something like that, guy or girl, it might seem bitchy but you might be helping someone. At least, that’s her mindset

    • @jessm8734
      @jessm8734 6 років тому +29

      dogs101o Probably not at all, she just assumed that he had drugged her or got her drunk so she could have his way with her.
      Trust me, it happens. ☹️

    • @deepSea__
      @deepSea__ 6 років тому +2

      Ninja Girl
      I know it happens. But she assumed he was doing something bad. She is racist or sexist.

    • @deepSea__
      @deepSea__ 6 років тому +3

      Pastrus S
      First of all, I won't assume anything unless I have know they didn’t know eachother. Second off, not accepting a drink is far different from making an assumption about a black man. That woman was a racist sexist ignorant person

  • @candiigurl7893
    @candiigurl7893 6 років тому +1161

    *"Finally got to kiss an asian girl."*
    Welp, 2018 is off to a great start for Swoozie Quotes. Perhaps this'll be his tagline for the year?

    • @strwbrybabyg245
      @strwbrybabyg245 6 років тому +1

      candiigurl7893 bitch nobody careers you asians like that keeping wishing lmfao

    • @candiigurl7893
      @candiigurl7893 6 років тому +51

      strwbrybabyg245 "you asians"?
      Nigga, I'm black. Sit your loud-mouth butt down over there.

    • @sam1286
      @sam1286 6 років тому +9

      strwbrybabyg245 I no understand what u just said

    • @iBeFloe
      @iBeFloe 6 років тому +13

      "nobody careers you" Boi lmao

    • @jasonburks6644
      @jasonburks6644 6 років тому +2

      Bout dang time other half gghggghgg

  • @Cantoonsanimations
    @Cantoonsanimations 6 років тому +556

    "Glazed pink donut"
    lol😂🤣💀☠👻

  • @GIRLonMW2
    @GIRLonMW2 5 років тому +168

    “Kissed for like 2hrs” 😏🌝🌚🌝🌚

  • @najahleyba3860
    @najahleyba3860 6 років тому +120

    "uhh she prolly ain't gonna make it" 😂

  • @mangosaidno
    @mangosaidno 6 років тому +181

    Props to that random landy though that stuck up for her, hence if it was a different scenario

    • @Yes-its-Jess
      @Yes-its-Jess 6 років тому +9

      Alana Rabinowitz true though, if we didn't know it's swoozie who has good intentions this could've been a totally different situation

    • @Redheadsmiles23
      @Redheadsmiles23 6 років тому +3

      Yeah serious props. Like just imagine her perspective, no idea who either are, but she sees some guy carrying a passed out girl down the street. Instead of making up some excuse in her head to ignore it, she goes in to make sure everythings good.

    • @norakate3003
      @norakate3003 6 років тому +1

      Very true

  • @jennifera4805
    @jennifera4805 6 років тому +209

    I DIED WHEN THAT RANDOM GIRL CALLED HER HAUNTY HAUNTY

  • @s.manthha
    @s.manthha 5 років тому +56

    4 shots and my good sis passed out smhhh🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @xquintessential
    @xquintessential 6 років тому +418

    sWooZie is my spirit animal.

  • @97898
    @97898 6 років тому +138

    I love that woman/girl that was trying to protect the Asian girl

  • @user-Jay178
    @user-Jay178 6 років тому +160

    Your stories are the best.

  • @donluz1522
    @donluz1522 5 років тому +32

    I can promise you the ethnicity of any girl doesn't play a part in their kissing prowess

  • @goddessnyx4153
    @goddessnyx4153 6 років тому +113

    Random girl in the street,I appreciate you.

  • @shakibzz
    @shakibzz 6 років тому +204

    To be fair
    Im at 4:25 and yeah shoutout to that girl because she be doin the right thing by protecting a fellow human female

  • @meech2555
    @meech2555 6 років тому +218

    "

    • @oldgrapes8483
      @oldgrapes8483 6 років тому

      Shaolin Fantastic he's said that he speaks female

    • @nelsonandres9163
      @nelsonandres9163 6 років тому +27

      Low-key took me 3 years to get to "oh that's a cool name 😂😂"

    • @itzxavier35
      @itzxavier35 6 років тому

      Shaolin Fantastic ion kno what he be sayin to get that much progress I be hittin that point at like later in month to 2 month

    • @meech2555
      @meech2555 6 років тому

      Nelson Andres Meneses Lmfaooo I feel your pain 😂😂

    • @jessicabunbun620
      @jessicabunbun620 6 років тому +3

      i met a girl once, she was nice, we had chemistry, so we ended up chillin' that day in the park (with burgers lul) and literally the next day she was like confessing her love for me and i was like wtf oiadscoikrgsdkfmk xD so yeah. that was an interesting few months. didn't work out, but still texting and staying in touch lol. (sorry for the random story xD i'll go do something productive now and get the heck out of everyone's way)

  • @jatalieuwu3068
    @jatalieuwu3068 5 років тому +56

    0:13 deku when he finds out he has no quirk

    • @fch3n3y
      @fch3n3y 3 роки тому

      I remember that 🥲🥲

  • @kingmuizz708
    @kingmuizz708 6 років тому +177

    I been out here gettin that paper

  • @KaylenStar
    @KaylenStar 6 років тому +391

    “HUUUNTY HUUNTY”

    • @Jose-mz6jg
      @Jose-mz6jg 5 років тому +1

      Kaylen Star xhup

    • @j.fischer707
      @j.fischer707 5 років тому +1

      What does that even mean? XD

  • @nbteo7647
    @nbteo7647 6 років тому +120

    I like you pulling off girl’s voices better lol

  • @leog3151
    @leog3151 5 років тому +15

    "the other part of me was like its about damn time and the other part of me was like ..."😂that junk got me dead

  • @ZiggyGamma
    @ZiggyGamma 6 років тому +213

    It's a little werid to hear sWooZie not voice the female

    • @OnceTwiceSouled
      @OnceTwiceSouled 6 років тому +5

      Swoozie videos are best when he does his own stunts

    • @mannysalt1716
      @mannysalt1716 5 років тому

      nice nova pic

    • @DaGoodVybe
      @DaGoodVybe 4 роки тому

      At first I was like mhmm is that another gurl n not Sw00zie

  • @Ceo_OfRarepairs
    @Ceo_OfRarepairs 6 років тому +693

    *_L I P S_*

    • @crazeemax16
      @crazeemax16 6 років тому +4

      Star Demon I was waiting for this comment the moment I heard L I P S

    • @chloesimone7964
      @chloesimone7964 6 років тому +1

      Lmao I'm just glad I know why 😂👌

    • @NickgG-mc1ue
      @NickgG-mc1ue 6 років тому

      Favorite video of his honestly lmao

    • @jamierobinson7004
      @jamierobinson7004 6 років тому +1

      WHO WANTS TO COLOR QUASIMODO’S LIPS!!

  • @ERDESH01
    @ERDESH01 6 років тому +106

    That hunty part hit me so hard!😂😂😂im watching again

    • @thalia8689
      @thalia8689 6 років тому

      Who gets that drunk after 4 shots anyway 😅

  • @SuperLoneStarBros
    @SuperLoneStarBros 4 роки тому +17

    4:57 bruh she called you daddy 😂

  • @DIYDazzleNails
    @DIYDazzleNails 6 років тому +147

    i honestly understand why those people were being annoying by protecting the girl though. never know what might happen these days :(

    • @JaneDoe-gu5sb
      @JaneDoe-gu5sb 6 років тому +5

      DIYDazzleNails
      It's annoying because they automatically assumed that he was a rapist.

    • @DIYDazzleNails
      @DIYDazzleNails 6 років тому +25

      P0RT4L: N3WB FTW ... right. because if you see a guy carrying a random drunk girl, it's a little dangerous. so dontbe rude to them, they were actually being really considerate.

    • @JaneDoe-gu5sb
      @JaneDoe-gu5sb 6 років тому +3

      DIYDazzleNails doesn't make it any less annoying. Kind of like when people see the cut scars on me and start swarming me with self help advice and bullshit like that. Like, I get your just being caring and I do appreciate it, but back the fuck off.

    • @DIYDazzleNails
      @DIYDazzleNails 6 років тому +5

      P0RT4L: N3WB FTW ...okay sure it could be annoying for you but those people are being extremely considerate and caring. so you could maybe think about it from another perspective instead of sounding so conceited.

    • @MyCuteApple
      @MyCuteApple 6 років тому

      Or you could accept their opinion.

  • @abbyangel99
    @abbyangel99 6 років тому +117

    WHO WANTS TO COLOUR QUASIMODO'S LIPSSSSS

  • @lompyke5193
    @lompyke5193 6 років тому +454

    She threw up from 4 shots, 4 shots, u serious, that's warmup in Germany 😂😂

  • @JameelValentine
    @JameelValentine 5 років тому +25

    3:30 is my favorite part Hunty Hunty 🤣🤣

  • @crochetaddict8631
    @crochetaddict8631 6 років тому +138

    I am sorry but nobody makes a better voice-over than Swoozie...

  • @omarpage4132
    @omarpage4132 6 років тому +734

    Notification ting

    • @asj12345
      @asj12345 6 років тому

      Omar Page yeee

    • @disphit5350
      @disphit5350 6 років тому

      Omar Page 2nd comment

    • @LARAUJO_0
      @LARAUJO_0 6 років тому +1

      Pinned ayyy

    • @Miykael0
      @Miykael0 6 років тому

      Yup

    • @nucckcry
      @nucckcry 6 років тому

      Omar Page notificationsquad

  • @sebastianmachaelis145
    @sebastianmachaelis145 6 років тому +426

    LIPS, WHO WANTS TO DRAW QUAZZIMOTOS LIPS?!

  • @sadiedixon2243
    @sadiedixon2243 4 роки тому +10

    "Hunty,hunt, do you know this boy?"

  • @jessicaphilip9900
    @jessicaphilip9900 6 років тому +64

    " *LIPS* WHO WANTS TO DRAW THE *LIPS* !?!?"

  • @AstaIsAMonster
    @AstaIsAMonster 6 років тому +528

    10/10 IGN I would recommend 🤣😂

    • @jaz7119
      @jaz7119 6 років тому

      Batmanisawesomesoami ylol

    • @yvonne2904
      @yvonne2904 5 років тому +4

      What does IGN mean?

    • @N3cr0S0ulja
      @N3cr0S0ulja 5 років тому

      @@yvonne2904 UA-cam channle

    • @yvonne2904
      @yvonne2904 5 років тому

      Marnis N3CR050LD13R it’s a UA-cam channel?

    • @yvonne2904
      @yvonne2904 5 років тому

      @Send Help thank you so much.

  • @tasinatortiger9085
    @tasinatortiger9085 6 років тому +144

    I saw the notification that Swoozie just posted and I RAN to my room GOT my headphones AND sat down with some chips!

  • @rpgreseller
    @rpgreseller 5 років тому +1

    Gentleman. Honorable. Wholesome. These stories are the shit. Like if I ever have a little man, I want him to grow up watching Swoozie videos.

  • @MattSpicerYT
    @MattSpicerYT 6 років тому +517

    Its been a while since swoozie made a video about a girl lol

    • @Sagemirei
      @Sagemirei 6 років тому

      Is that sarcasm?

    • @Dara.308
      @Dara.308 6 років тому

      300th likes also I LOVE UR VIDS

    • @jki649
      @jki649 6 років тому

      Matt Spicer been awhile since he made a video in general.

  • @justingarrett2239
    @justingarrett2239 6 років тому +191

    *Lips*

  • @understanableyeeezy3154
    @understanableyeeezy3154 6 років тому +454

    0:14 N A N I?

    • @justsomerandomguy239
      @justsomerandomguy239 6 років тому +4

      U N D E R S T A N A B L E Y ee e Z Y *Screeching noise*

    • @SerLoinSteak
      @SerLoinSteak 6 років тому +9

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      Omae wa
      Mou shindeiru

    • @Mythboy2o
      @Mythboy2o 6 років тому +3

      thats from my hero acedmia

    • @markiewinters6750
      @markiewinters6750 6 років тому +1

      Omae wa mou shindeiru

    • @mikibird2199
      @mikibird2199 6 років тому +2

      U N D E R S T A N A B L E Y ee e Z Y. NUNI

  • @acee2406
    @acee2406 5 років тому +30

    4:57

    • @waynicliz
      @waynicliz 3 роки тому

      He getting way more daughter's than we will ever have

  • @gracefullymaddy
    @gracefullymaddy 6 років тому +64

    Who else yelled "L I P S" before the Disney guy popped up?

  • @veno2029
    @veno2029 6 років тому +644

    Swoozie. You’re telling me you could’ve been LANDO CALRISSIAN!

    • @kosmomsftsrep
      @kosmomsftsrep 6 років тому +34

      Veno202 I love Swoozie but, my favorite person in the world is Donald Glover sooooo He was my first choice but swoozie would definitely be my second choice

    • @jakarireese7914
      @jakarireese7914 6 років тому +7

      I feel like if I met Gambino he would be so cool

    • @imppro
      @imppro 6 років тому +7

      Veno202 As much as I love sWooZie, he just wouldn't be a good Lando.

    • @ikarmai8361
      @ikarmai8361 6 років тому +1

      Veno202 IKR!

    • @fraxhd276
      @fraxhd276 6 років тому

      Veno202 he vant be lando or fin hes bald xD

  • @olobzjr
    @olobzjr 6 років тому +73

    Only true fans can remember *Lipsss!!! who wants to color Quasimodo's lippsss!!!!*

    • @chance757
      @chance757 6 років тому +7

      *who wants to color Aladdin’s lippss!!* 😂

  • @starsystem4949
    @starsystem4949 6 років тому +7

    “Is you nervous or *nahhhh???*”
    Lmao.... this be me everyday in math... ☹️

  • @mrswaggerboss7948
    @mrswaggerboss7948 6 років тому +37

    Swoozie the type of guy to wheel a girl down the street in a shopping cart my man!

  • @viktorayy
    @viktorayy 6 років тому +156

    0:12 Small Might

  • @deadly2ins394
    @deadly2ins394 6 років тому +1075

    Fortnite On Her Lmfao

    • @omoghosty5777
      @omoghosty5777 6 років тому +1

      *THE PUMP SHOTGUN*

    • @coltons6242
      @coltons6242 6 років тому +1

      *ali a intro*

    • @matthewpolanco5657
      @matthewpolanco5657 6 років тому +1

      Deadly2ins 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😍😘😍😘😍😗🙃😚😉🤓😎😛😜😜😒😒😔😝🙁🙁😣😣🤓🙁😽😺👽🤧👽☠️😺🤧😿😹😵😈😈🤡☠️🤑👹👽💩🤠👹💩🤕🙌🤡👍👎🤛🙀🙌👐👏🙌👂👷‍♀️🧜‍♀️👼🤷🏿‍♀️🙍🏼‍♀️🙍🏼‍♀️👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍👧‍👧👩‍👦‍👦👭👚👖👩‍👧‍👧👨‍👧‍👧🧦👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👘👖👨‍👨‍👦‍👦👖👕👕👚👗👩‍👧‍👧👟🧦👡👓👝👛🧢🎓🧦🧢🧦👢🦆🦊🐛🦋🐻🐤🐤🐽🐦🐺🐜🙊🐜🐦🐮🙊🦅🙊🐮🦅🙊🐮🐌🐒🦉🕸🐴🐤🐮🕷🐦🐮🐗🐧🙊🦗🐥🦁🦗🐮🐦🐺🐤🐮🐗🐤🐸🐗🐻🦅🐻🦗🦑🐛🙊🦉🦎🐮🙊🐈🐾🦎🐈🐾🐜🦖☘️🦗🐇🦂🐲🐓🐍🐑🐪🐳🐆🐇🐂🐠🐾🐕🐅🐟🐔🐘🦎🦅🦑🦎🐊🦑🦖🦅🐅🐚🐍🦉🙈🦋🐴🦑🦗🦗🐌🦉🐧🐚🦗🦑🐚🦆🦗🦆🦗🦆🐬🕸🦎🕸🐺🐚🐊🐍🦖🐺🦀🐃🐊🐬🐘🕸🐬🐆🐘🦗🐩🐆🐩🐃🐪🐢🐃🐩🐳🦏🐃🐃🐅🐟🦋🦂🐟🦈🐢🐬🐟🦈🐟🐚🐃🐃🐳🐝🐟🦀🐟🦖🐃🐍🐊🐃🦗🐳🐌🐃🐌🦂🐗🐳🐏🐗🐚🐍🐊🦅🐟🕸🐚🦆🦖🦑🦐🦆🐅🐘🐞🐈🐫🐡🌚💥🐾🌱🌻🌗⭐️🌻🌲⭐️🍁🌝🌚🌎🌚🌘🍀🥀🌼🥀🌿🌙🌞⭐️🍂🌻🌞⭐️🌸🍃🌕💥🌎🌕🍂💥🌚💥🌘🌸🌚🔥🌎🌞💥🌜🌼🌕🌑🌼🌑🌙🌑🌖💥🌻💥🌑🌖💥🌼🌖⭐️🌕🌙🌒🌝🌙💫🌤🌗✨✨🌜🌕🌤🌑🌕🌘🌤🌘🌤🌖🌘🌤🌖🌘💫🎦🚺🛑🈺🛑🈵🈷️☸️💮🏧🏧❓🚳🛅💹🔅🚺Ⓜ️🚹🏧💹🈂️🈂️🔞‼️💹🚺🏧🔤🛃🆙🛃🚷ℹ️🛂ℹ️🛑♨️🌐⚜️🈂️❓⬇️⏪🔼↕️◀️🆙3️⃣◀️⏯🆙7️⃣⏯1️⃣⤴️◀️⏩↩️⏬⬇️1️⃣⤴️⏩⤴️2️⃣⤵️⬇️⏩⤴️◀️8️⃣⏩🔼8️⃣⏪◀️1️⃣⏩◀️⏩◀️4️⃣⏪↖️9️⃣◀️9️⃣◀️9️⃣↖️↖️9️⃣©️🗯🔉™️🔙📣🔉📣🔸®️◼️🔙▪️◻️☑️◻️➿🗯☑️🗯🕒➰🔵🃏🔝🕒⚫️📣🔴📣🔴🕒◾️◻️🕒◾️🔊🕓◾️👁‍🗨🎴🔴🔷🕒🗯🇧🇳🇨🇺🇧🇳🇧🇶🇦🇺🇨🇬🇧🇶🇧🇳🇦🇴🇧🇶🇧🇶🇧🇬🇦🇺🇻🇬🇭🇷🇦🇿🇨🇲🇧🇿🇭🇷🇨🇲🇧🇶🇧🇧🇧🇳🇦🇿🇨🇬🇧🇳🇧🇳🇧🇯🇨🇺🇨🇳🇧🇩🇱🇻🇲🇹🇬🇷🇱🇾🇱🇮🇮🇱🇲🇨🇱🇮🇮🇳🇮🇱🇲🇰🇮🇱🇱🇾🇲🇺🇲🇱🇱🇷🇮🇸🇱🇷🇰🇪🇮🇲🇱🇮🇲🇻🇲🇨🇱🇮🇱🇺🇱🇺🇱🇹🇯🇪🇮🇪🇲🇳🇲🇳🇲🇹🇮🇶🇰🇮🇱🇾🇰🇮🇲🇹🇲🇼🇯🇪🇮🇪🇲🇱🇲🇳🇯🇵🇯🇪🇲🇱🇽🇰🇱🇮🇲🇱🇯🇵🇲🇨🇯🇵🇸🇲🇳🇬🇴🇲🇸🇰🇸🇲🇸🇰🇰🇷🇷🇪🇳🇪🇰🇷🇷🇸🇸🇨🇴🇲🇸🇹🇸🇮🇳🇱🇵🇰🇬🇸🇳🇬🇸🇬🇸🇿🇸🇸🇸🇱🇳🇬🇸🇧🇰🇳🇵🇹🇹🇼🇸🇭🇵🇳🇸🇭🇬🇸🇸🇾🇸🇭🇷🇪🇸🇩🇷🇪🇰🇷🇸🇩🇷🇪🇸🇦🇸🇬🇸🇦🇸🇬🇸🇷🇸🇬🇸🇦🇸🇷🇸🇸🇵🇳🇷🇺🇸🇧🇹🇬🇻🇺🇪🇸🇹🇳🇸🇷🇹🇱🇸🇿🇹🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇬🇹🇬🇸🇿🇪🇸🇸🇮🇺🇬🇸🇷🇺🇬🇸🇷🇱🇨🇹🇬🇹🇯🇻🇮🇹🇱🇹🇱🇸🇷🇸🇾🇸🇭🇹🇹🇬🇸🇰🇷🇹🇱🇸🇧🇸🇿🇸🇨🇹🇬🇹🇯🇸🇧🇺🇬🇹🇱🇸🇸🇹🇻🇸🇰🇿🇼🇺🇿🇬🇧🇰🇷🇪🇸🇬🇧🇻🇮🇪🇸🇺🇾🇿🇼🇻🇳🇬🇸🇺🇿🇹🇻🇬🇸🇺🇿🇻🇮🇪🇸🇹🇷🇹🇳🇹🇻🇸🇧🇬🇧🇺🇾🇸🇴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇹🇳🇺🇿🇹🇳🇸🇱🇸🇿🇹🇱🇬🇸🇷🇴🇹🇱🇸🇿🇱🇰🇻🇮🆑🉐♍️☢️☦️⚛️📴♋️㊙️🈚️📴♍️⚛️🈵⚛️♌️🈺🈶🉐🈺🛐🈺♌️🈺✡️🅰️🚷⛎🈹🛑🈷️💢㊙️❤️🧡💛💚💚❤️💜🖤❤️❣️💕💚💓

    • @YoutubeISAWaste
      @YoutubeISAWaste 5 років тому

      More like fort🥜 if you know what I am saying 😎

  • @WeLoveAnijahBrooklyn
    @WeLoveAnijahBrooklyn 5 років тому +11

    Pro Tip: Don’t watch Swoozie while you’re eating ... you might choke from laughing 💀💀💀

  • @iiuniversalii2209
    @iiuniversalii2209 6 років тому +34

    *"

  • @Spooky-Sara
    @Spooky-Sara 6 років тому +42

    4:58 sWooZie HAS A DADDY KINK CONFIRMED

  • @RayhartTwins
    @RayhartTwins 6 років тому +18

    *_Live footage no clickbait_*

  • @DaGoodVybe
    @DaGoodVybe 4 роки тому +4

    3:21 respect to that lady‼️

  • @RhythmGrizz
    @RhythmGrizz 6 років тому +160

    Lips! Who wants to color Quasimodo's LIPS??

    • @michellesimbanegavi744
      @michellesimbanegavi744 6 років тому

      RhythmGrizz 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mekhylaaa
      @mekhylaaa 6 років тому +1

      RhythmGrizz my fav one yet

    • @yocuppatee
      @yocuppatee 6 років тому +1

      I was just thinking this!

    • @sirinmeltem
      @sirinmeltem 6 років тому

      RhythmGrizz only the OGs will get this

    • @adrianasvids7470
      @adrianasvids7470 6 років тому

      Tajera Thomas same but I put mine down before his

  • @sydneysofta976
    @sydneysofta976 6 років тому +33

    '

  • @artloveranimation
    @artloveranimation 6 років тому +37

    “LLLLips!”

  • @pwetty4r4
    @pwetty4r4 5 років тому +20

    literally had a rubix cube in my hand at 3:41 and had to laugh out loud XD

    • @andrewmurray1857
      @andrewmurray1857 5 років тому

      1. please dont use XD or u will never get laid
      2. somone like u prolly spams “LOL” everywhere so why did u right it
      3. i dont understand about why u needed to edit this comment its garbage enough we dont need second thoughts
      4. no one cares

    • @pwetty4r4
      @pwetty4r4 5 років тому

      @@andrewmurray1857 Troll be gone! lol also, I am female and I assure you I have no trouble getting laid

    • @simplyq4311
      @simplyq4311 5 років тому

      oh okay get out yo feelz, don’t be a dick

    • @andrewmurray1857
      @andrewmurray1857 5 років тому +1

      Prometheus Games r/woooosh

    • @andrewmurray1857
      @andrewmurray1857 5 років тому +1

      pwetty4r4 r/woooosh

  • @nkirukaukaegbu5080
    @nkirukaukaegbu5080 6 років тому +92

    “Solve this rubix cube under 10 seconds if this is your friend.” I crieddddddd😂😂😂

    • @cookie12932
      @cookie12932 6 років тому

      bruh wtf?

    • @popna2694
      @popna2694 5 років тому +1

      Nkiruka Ukaegbu IT’S FUCKING RUBIK’S

  • @vladdyboy2612
    @vladdyboy2612 6 років тому +19

    *When Swoozie uploads*
    IT'S ABOUT FREAKIN TIME!!
    *When Swoozie has a juicy hookup story*
    *GASP!*

  • @iNMatic
    @iNMatic 6 років тому +259

    Solve this Rubik’s cube... in under ten *secondtthhfffss*

    • @kapilbusawah7169
      @kapilbusawah7169 6 років тому +2

      I'm Not Mexican read it in my mind didn't make sense. Said it out loud, so trueee

  • @candyareli3
    @candyareli3 4 роки тому +6

    I've been saying "however comma" since I started watching you years ago 😂