Nick Dawson Attendant walks up: Zombie: I no terrorist am good person Attendant: Zombie: i swear I am good person COLA Attendant: Zombie: I am pink horse Attendant: Zombie: Fuck, Fuck I go cola Attendant: Zombie: cola
Its like a 10 year old went on youtube and searched "How to make a game on unity" The kid then proceeds to get the free version of unity. The guy on youtube recommends to have some coding and general game making knowledge before watching this. the kid ignores. The kid uses windows XP ms paint to make solid color textures. The kid steals ther est of textures and the 1 airplane model. The kid goes "Good enough, ill update it later and make it better"" The kid steals 20 dolalrs from his mothers credit card to submit the game onto greenlight. People like Dan go: "haha this is a joke game, lol ill buy it" They play for 2 minutes The kid receives his 2% share from steam (50 dollars or so) The kid spends the money on CSGO skins to show off to his silver 2 pals, NOT to learn / improve his game making skills.
May Lawrence My point is he said 'drink', not 'drink alcohol' You could drink something healthy like water. Also in general alcohol is bad for you, but in some circumstances it can be good.
Dan is so right people are buying these shit games for a joke and so really good games that not many people know about get ignored and get no credit at all
Here are some superlatives for popular flight simulators. Best overall: Microsoft Flight Simulator X Best multiplayer: Microsoft Flight Simulator X Best Scenery: X-Plane 10 Best Physics: X-Plane 10 Best for beginners: Dovetail Games Flight School Most portable: Infinite Flight Best Price: Google Earth Flight Simulator (Free) Best Combat Flight Simulator: War Thunder DERP: Air Control PS: Do you know what does it mean? Neither do I!
The Channel its not worthy to be a thing of existence. its so bad its impossible to make a game this bad like holy fuck its so shit its like using a tissue box as a slipper, it just doesn't work
Guys idk what you're talking about you know nothing about the work it takes to make a game as gifted as this. For starters the game had the best romantic story line since twilight. The AI asked for no bread because her ex husband enjoyed bread and she can't being her self to eat it due to memories. Not to mention the amazing thriller with the zombie and the fantasy airplane level with all the medieval warriors. This game all the action packed gameplay and best combat mechanics. This game will revolutionize the gaming industry and will surpass all obstacles. I look foward to its sequels of action packed fun.
"Air Control is a new-gen aviasimulator. It is almost perfect , starting from the design and ending with a gameplay. Speaking about the design and all-new spaces of the our airplane simulator , we can say that it gives you more freedom and realism ,you have ever seen in such kind of games before." - Killjoy's "official" statement
8:04 Me: **thinking** "This game cost real money" Nerd^3: **says** "This game cost real money" Yeah, I'm not really surprised, it's the only though that pops into anyone's head when seeing this game.
Nick Dawson Attendant walks up: Zombie: I no terrorist am good person Attendant: Zombie: i swear I am good person COLA Attendant: Zombie: I am pink horse Attendant: Zombie: Fuck, Fuck I go cola Attendant: Zombie: cola
It looks like a highschooler's final project, which is not bad. But then some developer had the ball to sell it as it is, without even changing the default Unity font.
Lovenought Well I do not enjoy it, if it has 'gameplay that can be enjoyed' then I do not see it. Also Goat Simulator runs like arse, I have a pretty goddamn powerful PC, and yet it can slow to a crawl for no apparent reason.
If I could I'd make a good version of this, good graphics, music, turbulence at times, serving the pilots as well as passengers, etc. Even getting ready for taxing, take off and landing, besides doing other duties.
Dan - "you'll be surprised that this game costs money" Chef - "well, it certainly looks bad, but I don't think it will be absolutely loathsome" *game loads* *notices that it has buttons to center cursor* chef - "No...........they didn't do that......this has to be a joke" *laughs hysterically for 2 minutes straight*
Holy fuck. I just looked up this game on Steam, and there is an actual good review of it. The player has put 5.4 hours into it. "I found this game to be really fun as i have put over 5 hours into it, the gameplay really brings you in and the graphics are impecible 700/10 - IGN"
+SabreML Not slowly drained, more like ripping off all your limbs and then being dissected with a chainsaw to find the part of body where soul comes from (hey the soul could not be in the heart like we all think.) then being put back together via the same process metalworks weld metal together. That's what this game is.
i was wondering: if i wanted to obtain a copy of this game, what kind of money would it cost? i mean in a metaphysical sense, is there some specific ontological quality to the money i would need for completing the purchase?
Adam Mullarkey It's just an absurdly large number. If you put a large enough number into google it says infinity. Has something to do with calculus. Or it might be overflowing the 64-bit intergers google calculator uses.
there was a test in the UK were they gave spiders drugs one of them was coffee and the othere was i think meth. Now the spiders that had the meth made better more semetrical webs. Unlike this game. The spider on coffee made a distorted web with massive holes in it. Like this game so whover made this game was acctuly a spider on coffee!!!
"Suicide help line how can I help you"
"I just played air control stimulator"
"I'm sorry sir but you were doomed from the start"
COLA AND MEAL PLEASE, NO COPYRIGHT
You got 162637477366254444440009999 success points!!!
fuck, fuck, I go with u!
Nick Dawson
Attendant walks up:
Zombie: I no terrorist am good person
Attendant:
Zombie: i swear I am good person COLA
Attendant:
Zombie: I am pink horse
Attendant:
Zombie: Fuck, Fuck I go cola
Attendant:
Zombie: cola
Best review I saw was three words.
"Would not pirate"
John Grayson I'm guessing they took copious amounts of cocaine.
Nerd3 new rating system, game can be anywhere between 10 and "This game costs real money"
Its like a 10 year old went on youtube and searched "How to make a game on unity"
The kid then proceeds to get the free version of unity.
The guy on youtube recommends to have some coding and general game making knowledge before watching this.
the kid ignores.
The kid uses windows XP ms paint to make solid color textures.
The kid steals ther est of textures and the 1 airplane model.
The kid goes "Good enough, ill update it later and make it better""
The kid steals 20 dolalrs from his mothers credit card to submit the game onto greenlight.
People like Dan go: "haha this is a joke game, lol ill buy it"
They play for 2 minutes
The kid receives his 2% share from steam (50 dollars or so)
The kid spends the money on CSGO skins to show off to his silver 2 pals,
NOT to learn / improve his game making skills.
lmao
I wouldn't even be impressed if a ten yr old made it
+Just Ross sir, you are 100% right. Cuz I did it.
except your 1 year off (I was 8)
Lol I didn't actually make it
+Just Ross sir, you are 100% right. Cuz I did it.
except your 1 year off (I was 9)
Lol I didn't actually make it
+ACE Aidan your math is wrong. 10-1=9, not 8.
People are wondering if this game costs real money.
And here I am wondering if this game can even be considered a game.
It is a game. A really horrible one.
This costs money game (in the grammar of the game)
This Job costs real money
this costs game money
this money costs game
The soft clicking sound of Dan's mouse every few seconds is weirdly relaxing. I'm actually kinda glad he didn't edit that out somehow.
North Korea Flight Simulator: The Game - Now at all your local game stores!
That game costs real money
You joke, but _Air Koryo Simulator_ sounds like it could be a cool game, if impossible to market.
@@Minebot45 Air Koryo is so much better than this hell lol
Drink each time he says 'This game costs real money'
+Klamath2046 no thanks, I choose life
He didn't say drink something bad for you...
+Ryan Harvey Alocohol is bad for you.
May Lawrence My point is he said 'drink', not 'drink alcohol' You could drink something healthy like water. Also in general alcohol is bad for you, but in some circumstances it can be good.
+Ryan Harvey Yes, but when someone says 'have a drink' they almost always mean an alcoholic drink.
I can't believe I'm saying this but I've seen better games on fucking Roblox.
[FREE ADMIN & PLAYER POINTS!!!]Surf down the tube to winners!
***** The only people who like Roblox are little kids or 50 year old predators.
Verde Wolves Calm down dude
Verde Wolves 'sup furry
Not a furry, I just like the name Verde :)
People who argue this is art are the same people who...
Sorry, I don't want to associate them with anyone else.
The same people who would buy NFTs
Cryptobros were invented just to give those Air Control defenders a romantic partner
@@djcarrotking In essence, RETARDS!
An instance where the person reviewing the game deserves more than the person who made it
Coming back after almost a decade later to marvel at a game that cost real money
Dan is so right people are buying these shit games for a joke and so really good games that not many people know about get ignored and get no credit at all
*He is right.*
CarbonSkillzzHD GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Aging well to this day I’d say
Here are some superlatives for popular flight simulators.
Best overall: Microsoft Flight Simulator X
Best multiplayer: Microsoft Flight Simulator X
Best Scenery: X-Plane 10
Best Physics: X-Plane 10
Best for beginners: Dovetail Games Flight School
Most portable: Infinite Flight
Best Price: Google Earth Flight Simulator (Free)
Best Combat Flight Simulator: War Thunder
DERP: Air Control
PS: Do you know what does it mean? Neither do I!
BTW, the best free one is Flightgear.
David Bjoerkman P3D!!
Good point, forgot about that one! P3D is good too! Far better than Air Control!
Indeed, P3D is not free. FlightGear is 100% free, including all addons and scenery.
David Bjoerkman Never heard of Flight Gear, should check out that one!
I am a flight attendant and this is realistic
Lol
A lot of zombies and dwarves on your flights? XD
+officialy vanoss click on his channel
Yes
lol. No I am not a real flight attendant that was a joke! I am an aviation enthusiast
+Speedbird
Dafuq is that
This game costs real money. I can't believe it either.
Cola and bread please, no meal.
This game costs money? This game's not worthy of being free!
In fact, this game should cost minus money, so it gives you Steam wallet cash to buy a different game, then uninstalls itself
The Channel its not worthy to be a thing of existence. its so bad its impossible to make a game this bad like holy fuck its so shit its like using a tissue box as a slipper, it just doesn't work
KirbyMario12345 I think that this should cost -115$ since that`s what black ops 3 costs.
***** stop being a cheesy xbox
It's like the U2 album, it automatically downloads into every PC
It looks like Unity and Roblox had a baby.
And then threw that baby into a ceiling fan
Then, tossed that baby into the dumpster, and left him there, this is what we have now...
singingsun04 then threw that dumpster into the sea leaving him to be raised by a family of shark teeth
You all win.
Benjamin ^_^ no one wins until one of us stops breathing
COLA AND MEAL PLEASE NO BREAD
ok
+Crabex Will you give me any success points?
A Nerd³'s Hell Classic!
Guys idk what you're talking about you know nothing about the work it takes to make a game as gifted as this.
For starters the game had the best romantic story line since twilight. The AI asked for no bread because her ex husband enjoyed bread and she can't being her self to eat it due to memories.
Not to mention the amazing thriller with the zombie and the fantasy airplane level with all the medieval warriors. This game all the action packed gameplay and best combat mechanics.
This game will revolutionize the gaming industry and will surpass all obstacles. I look foward to its sequels of action packed fun.
Burn. In. Hell.
Remember that beach scene towards the end?, brought a tear to my eye...
Void Horizons Burn. In. Hell.
+Bill Angell I don't think you understand what a joke is.
Your joking, right?
I like how he broke the zombie by not even talking, in the end the zombie gave up, he must have a cold hard stare.
this game mustve been created by fucking 4chan.
the amish tech support Or a 13yr old who was like "I AM GAM DESINOR LOLZ!!!1!"
the amish tech support But, who is this 4chan
MadWasp01 I think he's 21 now
if you guys don't know what 4chan is, look it up. It is truly the most cancerous part of the internet.
***** Who is this "four chan"?
"Air Control is a new-gen aviasimulator. It is almost perfect , starting from the design and ending with a gameplay.
Speaking about the design and all-new spaces of the our airplane simulator , we can say that it gives you more freedom and realism ,you have ever seen in such kind of games before." - Killjoy's "official" statement
I refuse to believe that this video came out 7 years ago :0
Me, too.
Me, too......
I know right
8:04
Me: **thinking** "This game cost real money"
Nerd^3: **says** "This game cost real money"
Yeah, I'm not really surprised, it's the only though that pops into anyone's head when seeing this game.
I like how the UI is so blatantly stolen from a tutorial that the dev didn't even bother removing the clips and ammo stuff on the bottom right
Killjoy , a fitting name for the people that crapped out this turd.
Can ISIS please hijack this plane, please?
+EnderOmegaGaming No because they didn't receive a coke and a meal...
WITH NO FUCKING BREAD!
+Sneaky Viper wut about the
wait for it....
are you still scrolling down?
ok then...
Bread?
ItsMatty dude even Isis wouldn't hijack this plane
Developer:hahaha you think it was "developed"
Publisher: satan's little helper
release date: out now
Uugh, steam took this off the store, now what am I going to get for a secret santa gift.
Great video, spreading the message through comedy and serious methods. Fantastic!
You could do a speed run on this game but instead of playing it you have to make it.
Dan Ryder Give me 4 minutes
Michael Sherrill 4 minutes? Pssshhh give me 2
Give me one day, i will make something better than it.
Dan Ryder 1 seconds is the world's record
I love it how Dan just says "Oh fuck." as he drops into a 2 year-old's vague thought of what an airplane looks like.
Still Better then Fnaf.
SuperTails81 Hahaha, yes man yes.
FINALLY! SOMEONE AGREES!!! U R GOOD
I don't like fnaf but I have to disagree
And IAP Mobile games.
every now and then I watch this video again, hard to believe it is more than 6 years old now..
"This...this game costs real money..."
*****
lol what?
shane maurer Reference.
15:15 Truly a fate worse than death.
Nick Dawson
Attendant walks up:
Zombie: I no terrorist am good person
Attendant:
Zombie: i swear I am good person COLA
Attendant:
Zombie: I am pink horse
Attendant:
Zombie: Fuck, Fuck I go cola
Attendant:
Zombie: cola
It looks like a highschooler's final project, which is not bad.
But then some developer had the ball to sell it as it is, without even changing the default Unity font.
I tested it, and can confirm that noise he made after he said he would hit his head on the table, was him actually hitting his head.
Am i the only one that is actually sad that this game is of steam?
I am sad that Steam let Goat "Simulator" on Steam.
I think Steam kicked Air Control out of their library, which is good.
The Green Man Dead
Goat simulator is actually a playable game though, that has gameplay that can be enjoyed.
Lovenought Well I do not enjoy it, if it has 'gameplay that can be enjoyed' then I do not see it. Also Goat Simulator runs like arse, I have a pretty goddamn powerful PC, and yet it can slow to a crawl for no apparent reason.
Lovenought For one laugh, for one glitch, and that's it.
If I could I'd make a good version of this, good graphics, music, turbulence at times, serving the pilots as well as passengers, etc. Even getting ready for taxing, take off and landing, besides doing other duties.
Dan - "you'll be surprised that this game costs money"
Chef - "well, it certainly looks bad, but I don't think it will be absolutely loathsome"
*game loads*
*notices that it has buttons to center cursor*
chef - "No...........they didn't do that......this has to be a joke"
*laughs hysterically for 2 minutes straight*
2:50 - That's that guy from train simulator that sits in the passenger car looking out the window into oblivion!
6:56 Did only I noticed that this Mod menu should be on left, and is actually on right side of menu?
The ending made the entire video worth watching.
Can't belive this was 2014 god damn this was a long time ago
Air Control: The game that gives aneurisms aneurisms.
You should do a "This game cost real money" count :D :D :D
Lol he did for Grass Simulator
I bet he didnt even have a migrane... he just saw the main screen and realized he needed tom
"Excuse me a moment..." *slams head on desk* "I'm back."
Meanwhile in 2024, this would be a triple-A game selling for $70+.
COLA AND MEAL PLEASE NO BREAD. COLA AND MEAL PLEASE NO BREAD! COLA AND MEAL PLEASE NO BREAD!!!!!
That Taken quote at the end.
Nice one.
"This game costs real money." OfficialNerdCubed - 8 July 2014
Holy fuck. I just looked up this game on Steam, and there is an actual good review of it. The player has put 5.4 hours into it.
"I found this game to be really fun as i have put over 5 hours into it, the gameplay really brings you in and the graphics are impecible
700/10 - IGN"
They are the kind of people who like watching grass grow.
it was probably the developer or one of his friends (if he has any)
Is anyone else feeling their soul being slowly drained?
+SabreML Not slowly drained, more like ripping off all your limbs and then being dissected with a chainsaw to find the part of body where soul comes from (hey the soul could not be in the heart like we all think.) then being put back together via the same process metalworks weld metal together. That's what this game is.
7:12 That sigh says so much!
Definitely saw some faces from Operation Flashpoint. Maybe they thought the game was obscure enough at this point that nobody would notice.
hahahaha
1o years since this gem
This makes Goat Simulator look like Game of the Year.
The only thing I can think about when I see this game is "Cola and Meal Please no Bread"
I love Nerd's reactions to these c:
This game gives me hope that my severely autistic, blind and deaf sister will reach her dream of selling a game on steam.
That is horrible!!
I love it XD
Dan should have the "developer" play this game forever, then in 4 billion years give them a break so they can play airport simulator 2014.
The last sentence is fucking genius OfficialNerdCubed
10/10 -IGN
Adam Daly so true "IGN concludes video games give people cancer" there right about this one
Cola and Meal Please No Bread, CoLa aND meAl plEsA nO bReAd, COLA AND MEAL PLEASE NO BREAD!
That ending is immaculate.
At the end i did hear that nerd was making his own version of a familiar reference
1:09 THANK YOU! Seriously!
That music in the flappy bird clone bit ive heard in Vadacts JC3 videos
after the computer of said person is set also make it so the camera is on and recording so you can see there reaction every time it loads up.
as soon as he began talking
i was thinking of squilliam squidwards rival from spongebob
you should play this again; seems like you really enjoyed it!
I think this is an ironic work of art ahead of its time.
nerd3 your videos make me happy
Omg I'm crying with laughter watching people play this game 😂
If you look, at the bottom of the screen it says "clips" and "ammo". What the hell!
I love how he edited "haha you thought there was a developer!"
i was wondering: if i wanted to obtain a copy of this game, what kind of money would it cost?
i mean in a metaphysical sense, is there some specific ontological quality to the money i would need for completing the purchase?
R136a1 Gaming I was wondering not so much how much but rather if the money would exist in reality or not. I mean, are we talking real money here?
R136a1 Gaming So this game costs real money?
Good to know.
R136a1 Gaming Well, 99.9% better implies that it is about twice as good.
FTL is more like 99999999999999.99% better.
It would take £57292047^284950.354782037*E^53729 give or take
Adam Mullarkey It's just an absurdly large number. If you put a large enough number into google it says infinity. Has something to do with calculus.
Or it might be overflowing the 64-bit intergers google calculator uses.
"Yep that's been stolen " YES BECAUSE THAT SAFTEY CARD BELONGS TO RYANAIR NO JOKE COMPARE Yourself
Cola and meal please no bread.
Inside Gaming playing this was one of the funniest things on UA-cam
NerdCubed's Air Control video but every time he mentions the game costs real money it gets faster.
Lowtax and Shmorky did a whole hour on this.
he should have made one of the new "series" a step beyond "hates" called "this game costs real money"
I don't know why but i laughed when the zombie said im a pink horse
there was a test in the UK were they gave spiders drugs one of them was coffee and the othere was i think meth. Now the spiders that had the meth made better more semetrical webs. Unlike this game. The spider on coffee made a distorted web with massive holes in it. Like this game so whover made this game was acctuly a spider on coffee!!!
And it uses the 2girls1cup music as the title theme...
I don't even...
For the flappybird clone minigame it was actually playing really good music
HE FINALLY CHANGED IT TO THE HELL SERIES.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
classic video
You got 1337 pink horses with coca-cola and lawsuits.
this is funny as fuck i laughed so hard when the zombie terrorist started talking
hahaha you think it was "developed"
there must be a MASSIVE blood splatter on his desk XD
_HOLY CRAP THIS HAS CAPTIONS NOW_