Nerd³ Plays... Airport Simulator 2015
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
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End theme by the incredible Dan Bull:
/ douglby
"Hush" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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All other music is in game music. It makes me want to repent.
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They made another one? Does that mean the previous simulator was good enough for a sequel? :o
***** hi
I don't think the devs know what the word 'good' means.
***** :D
Love ur vids
Oh my god you watch nerd I love you
The average sneeze is more fun than airport simulator
Dan Powton I agree. They're also more exciting because you don't quite know what type of sneeze you're going to get.
Patrick Maxted XD
Dan Powton I Like Sneezing
Dan Powton sneezing is love. sneezing is life.
Dan Powton A sneeze is 1/8 of an orgasm.
Dan put more effort into the intro, than the devs put into the game...
***** siht emag si ssendam
***** very ture
***** Let's see you do better.
Crafter12345 You don't get the joke do you?
Crafter12345 Tbh I probably could
I loved this so much. I hope they release another shite game. XD
OMG THEO!!!
EEELLLLLOOOOOOOO
PANTS MAN
"If you're enjoying your flight and wish the duration of it to be longer, feel free to cough next to anyone paranoid about ebola" That one kinda hurts in 2020.
Who cares
@@joshherley i do
@@ottergauze you scared of ebola?
@@joshherley a little, yeah.
@@ottergauze why?
That intro though
Amazing acting
Jack Armes I love your profile pic! (Survey Corp Salute)
Andres Brozna Acting?
Ingrid Dazbog Can you fucking not spam thanks?
Ingrid Dazbog SCAM! Fuck off.
Anyone else notice the aircraft altimeters in the fucking cars? lmao.
And the attitude indicators.
Ingrid Dazbog Shut the fuck up.
Pootis Soldier And the artificial horizon
Colonel Dickbutt Spam.
Pootis Soldier Yep
Best intro ever ... terrifying, so terrifying
Hi
Jackson Heuschel Bye!
Jackson Heuschel hello
***** hello how are you this morning my fellow youtuber, ps may you live long and prosper Jedi ! π÷w=13×e=f9
***** Hey, didn't knew you watched his vids! Nice weather on the airport, isn't it?
"It's pissing down with rain! How is there a blob of snow here?"
Ah. Well, now we know. This airport must be in Minnesota.
Or Toronto.
or Wyoming.
+DoctorWhoFanBadWolf Minnesnowta**
or Chicago
or any Midwest city
8:54
"you are a MASSIVE nerd for bothering to reverse this"
says nerdcubed. i'm only nerd squared.
+Goggles Tigerkhan I think by now he's nerd to the power of 9
nerd to the power of 9 = 1.010035e+270
nerd^20x8(12x7)/7
scotcheggable and he called ME the massive nerd xD
impressive. my dad was a math teacher, so i would make up things like that.
Oh god I thought he said perv lol
I just lost my shit at 16:50 . That little sound effect was so subtle but so effective!
Derry Bear yeah me too XD
Was that in the game or was it just for the video
same here I almost fell of my chair laughing
Zanox 5377 Dan added it. :-)
Derry Bear I loved it xD
"You are a massive nerd for bothering to reverse this." Oh. Ok.
Mariothingy 8:56???
Mariothingy Thank you for saving me a few minutes!
***** STOP REPLYING THIS TO EVERYONE
Mariothingy Haha, I reversed it as well. I laughed my dick off. xD I also (in a strange way) thought that this is a compliment coming from Dan!
Mariothingy :)
Airport announcements: 1:10 3:44 6:28 8:54 12:30 14:15 17:02 19:19
Thank you good sir
HARO thank you for this
HARO re
6:28 When people thought that was the worst thing.
You are an angel and I love you
That coughing ebola joke aged well.
Literally my same though.
"Ladies and gentlemen we would like to apologize that we have lost everybody's luggage, on the bright side we have made a hilarious vine"
That joke aged like a fine wine
anyone else notice the truck had an altimeter and radar?
Brandon Mcglocklin It's for when the physics freaks out and you need to check how far up you flew.
makes sense
loved the editing in this video Dan, think you should do more videos like this.
It took dan a week to make this yeah no
Oh wow did not know that, but i have to say it did come out great and all that work did not go to waste
Hostilian ... "All that work did not go to waste."... Did you see anything but the editing?
***** i wouldnt mind missing a few videos out of the month for a video like this every month.
my thoughts exactly
"There Are Achievements For Accidents In This Game?" In That Case The Whole Feckin Game Is A Achievement.
Kiato Alvarii Thanks, Jaden Smith.
Kiato Alvarii wE mEET aGAIN mY aRCH rIVAL
Everyone Says If You Capitalize You Look Smart.
Kiato Alvarii Yes that's what they intended to do. Cheating bastards :(
cameron wood You stole that from me. I use 'wE mEET aGAIN cAPTAIN cAPITAL.'
1:47 I can't be the only one who noticed the airplane things in the truck.
JMG787 nope i was thinking the same thing
i noticed the truck drive shaft was not connected to rear wheels
also lol i noticed to
yeah
yup.
I think Voldemort was in the game, except he was under an invisibility cloak and everybody in the bus is also under an invisibility cloak because Voldemort is helping smuggle invisibility cloaks across the world so he can launch a surprise attack against humanity!!!
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
ben walker what the fuck? throws the white guy off the roof? racist fuck
This is perfectly awesome just people might take offense but still awesome joke
ben walker I smiled, thank you sir
Lol
The white guy somehow manages to survive, and climb back to the top of the building. He then walks to the ledge, and says "This is for the vine." And jumps off
my reaction when steam made us pay for mods
2edgy4me
Ingrid Dazbog Oh my god i got $50 dollars on steam really quicklyAND FUCK YOU
Ingrid Dazbog Oh, look. It seems he/she/it forgot to turn off replies...YOU MESSED UP!
YOU MESSED UP!
Dazbog is a bot and the link is a scam
Ingrid Dazbog Wow! Thanks man! I just got 69,420,666,1337 dollars! I'm going to tell all my friends!
*Kappa*
this was the funniest thing since huniepoop
GamingLeprechaun WAIT NERD PLAYED HUNIEPOP?!
MRArturPlay Valentines special
Danielle Labare Dan did do a video on HuniePop (it was his Valentine's Day surprise)
Danielle Labare There was so much wrong with that sentence
Dan's Gaming setup while recording this video=
Computer
Monitors
Keyboard
Mouse
Gun
Knife
suicide hotline phone number
desk
We should put the developers on trial, because so far I have seen
1. Cruel and Unusual Punishment
and 2. Crimes against Humanity
Wait...why is there an ALTIMETER IN A COCKING TRUCK?!?!?!
(interior of catering truck)
OfficiallyTurtleSquared Artificial Horizon. Not altimeter.
Arty Ivanenko True, sorry. Must have been very tired when I posted this.
I feel wonderful knowing that he may be the only person that buys it.
Erom lliw yub eht lleh
nice "code" it says hell the buy will more. or something like that
yea,i read it wrong
Hacked Meme I bought this game. It is actually quite fun, I must admit.
LIES
If I was in hell I might consider buying this but this game is torture to even the Devil himself.
Hacked Meme are you a hacked meme
Godspeed Dan..........Godspeed.................................
4:10 the sounds of a broken man
This game actually made me tired. I'm usually always hyper!
Jebediah Kerman but I killed you... THATS Y UR GREEN!!!
Ender MineCraft
(your a zombie)
Ender MineCraft
AHEM, ITS "YOU'RE" LIKE, HELLO?
Jebediah Kerman fuck you jebediah :P
Ender MineCraft
Love ya' too, bud!
I would like to see Dan try Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing
Zimbo YES
6:28 that didn't age well but it's still funny
6:29 that makes two airport simulator videos with topical disease jokes. I don't know whether to call that lucky or just plain terrifying.
Is it just me, or are his eyes insanely big in the intro?
Levi Campbell Why do I see you everywhere?
Lucian Willi I do not know.
Levi Campbell I think he's wearing far-sighted glasses. Those are basically like magnifying glasses or telescope lenses.
***** ?
***** Ah! I didn't get it before.
I died at 16:51 (SQEAK)
Same
+Whitnesia13 me to
+Whitnesia13
Same xD
+Whitnesia13 ikr XD
Reminds me of murdoch murdoch.
Just ' NerdCubed Plays?' I'm suprised the title's not 'NerdCubed Plays While Trying to Stab His Eyes Out.'
I laughed for a solid three minutes t the squeaky toy sound. That made my day. Fucking good job.
8:56 "You are a massive nerd for bothering to reverse this."
that ebola joke aged well lol
Anyone look at the game link? xD
I love Dan. This is the sort of video you get from someone who is genuinely funny and cares about content despite the fact that they are playing FUCKING AIRPORT SIMULATOR
why is this not a nerdcubed hell?
JayRey Games Because it is so bad that Satan rejected it from hell, and Dan most likely cried when he saw the game!!
marcella17081970 incorrect the reason this is not hell is as the devil went into a coma when he saw AS14 and now he just died from this
JayRey Games The 'Hell' series is usually a much more critical, serious view on a terrible videogame whereas the 'Plays' series are his sketch-based, comedy driven episodes.
+JayRey Games It wasn't accepted
Someone should buy the rights of this series just to make sure they don't make a new one.
i will pay 1 cent so they dont make new one
+Rainer Kuusik No, make them pay you. A fuckton of money.
Ben Ward good idea lets split it 50 50
Just like when Peter Laird bought the rights to Venus de Milo so no future incarnation of TMNT can use her again. He hated the character that much.
LOL I love your style of humor Nerd3 (god how the hell do you get superscript?)
Hold down Alt and push 0179 on the number pad.
Cap'n Game Doesn't that auto-uninstall System32?
6:28 "If you are enjoying your flight and wish it to be longer, feel free to cough next to anyone paranoid about ebola."
That joke did not age well
Maybe Voldemort made this game because he was out of a job.
Anyone notice the interior of the truck is literally a static EFIS?
No.
Yess! Haha
***** And somehow the truck goes to 7000 RPM.
Rhys Morris IKR! I thought no one notest
16:49 Pity it only happened once...
3:42 "I don't know anything else. Nah, I'll wing it." **insert rimshot here**
9:10 It's the political equivalent of Trump saying let's ban Muslims.
This was enjoyable to watch...then again the only time I didn't zone out, nor fall asleep, was during the airport announcements.
2:04 you know in which other game you reverse faster than you accelerate?
BIG RIGS: OVER THE ROAD RACING
At least it was on sale.
SirFoxIII h
16:50 OMFG THAT SQUISHY SOUND KILLED ME HAHAHA
I saw this on steam today and thought, "I wonder if Dan has seen this yet." 6 hours later, I check UA-cam and, I guess find this. You just made my night. THANK YOU!
It does seem better than 2014, just by the slightest.
Oh my god that fucking squeaky toy noise when he hit that car was pure gold. I was not expecting it which made it 100x better.
Why isn't this in Nerd³ hell?
boltovi It doesn't deserve to be in there
boltovi It's so bad that it's in a whole other category of its own...
boltovi Because he reviews "hell" video, and does comedy and lots of cuts on his "plays" video.
boltovi we went over this in the video, this is nerdcubed purgatory.
I shit you not, the announcment at 8:54 says, "You are a massive nerd for bothering to reverse this."
One of my all-time favorite NerdCubed videos.
Ditto, almost a decade later. 😅
There should be an airport simulator where instead of you doing all the ground work, you ran and built up the airport or something like that. There should also be a time speed up button (if it's anything like 2014).
+Aviation380 Yeah! This is an example of good ideas done shittily.
Aviation380 So Airport Tycoon?
TheSkagraTwo never heard of that before
Aviation380 it exists now. It's called Airport CEO. Still in alpha, but looks good
WHOA!
no hello procrastinators!
You can't greet people to this... YOU JUST CAN'T!!! YOU CAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN'TTTTTT!!!!!!!
Not watched yet but intrigued by just title "Plays" not "Hell" combined with Simulator and the current year? Could this be a good game?
Justins VideoStash Oh yeah it's that one never mind.
Justins VideoStash Yeah. That one.
Yup. *Shudders*
Abandon all hope ye who enters.
Woah, Halloween came early this year...
I imagine Dan had a very fun time editing this video! xD, you've out done yourself!
I saw the thumbnail and thought Dan was playing a horror game. I was correct.
People seem to forget that simulators are only fun if they are a simulation of something INTERESTING. It's cool to fly a plane. It's hell to fuck about around one.
Like surgeon sim! Except surgeon sim was designed to be a game to mess around with and have a laugh yet also have a challenge to it.... unlike THIS BLOODY EXCUSE FOR A GAAAAAMMMEEE!!!!!
Surgeon sim was funny because the controls are difficult on purpose and it has intense moments of panic when their blood is running out.
Yorie1234 yes, but what if you need funding to make your next game? I think it's ok but only if you slap a "this game is shit" label on the game or something
We all know that Dan secretly loves this game.
I'm suprised this isn't a "Nerd³ Challenges... Playing Airport Simulator 2015 for any amount of time"
I love how this game teaches people to do a half ass job on everything and then ur boss with give u a hug and a cookie and say u did great!!
That was one of your greatest intros for a game ever... xD and then when you tried putting 'DEARGODHELP' as your name, and it could only fit 'DEARGODHEL' "That's a sign..." indeed it is LOL! I remember how much of a thrilling experience you had playing Airport Simulator 2014, so I bet you couldn't wait to start playing this brilliant sequel to an already fantastic game! :P Then there was that part where you said "Well at least the fucking wing-mirrors work, eh Rockstar!" hahaha! and not forgetting the way that plane took off from the runway... simply fantastic indeed!
+LukesterGaming
What drugs are YOU doing?
The sound at 16:50 XD
what kinds of planes are in this hell? Oceanic 815?
all work and no play makes nerd a dull boyall work and no play makes nerd a dull boyall work and no play makes nerd a dull boyall work and no play makes nerd a dull boyall work and no play makes nerd a dull boy
I thought I was going mad when I was on Steam the other day, obviously not! Dan you poor soul.
This game would be a great torture device though.
Has anyone reversed the announcement at 8:55
ShortLittle Monkey you get the message "You are a massive nerd for bothering to reverse this."
RockBander95 Well someone had to do it...
What does he say?
JD SwagKiller Exactly what RockBander95 said
16:50 lol. God damn you Dan.
6:18 Just thinking that their getting the crap out of the loo, smells something like crap at same time
We have a new AirportSim! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE play it! 😭
Watching this the next year... When will Dan suffer more with the 2016 version!? Hopefully; never, cause that means the creator died in a horrific, painful, jaw cutting, neck slicing, noose hanging, Justin Bieber singing accident!
16:50 , nope, i am done. i am SO fucking done
Violent Potato 2spooky5me
very squeeky car squeeking at very high speeds
yes
do you want to build a squeek car
no
"I'm running for president, I think I'll change my name to Hitler."
...Or Obama.
Or Tony Abbott.
Or --INSERT ANY POLITICIAN'S NAME HERE.--
I'm obama actually has a higher approval than most people will let you belive. However, there is yet another bush running, a much less liked president.
Or Farage!
HASEnoncorperated
A combination of funding from Federal Reserve holding banks, media manipulation, electronic voting machine fraud, and a dumbed down spectator population.
Game Link: I will carry this burden alone.
Dear god I love you NerdCubed
I think that description was used in Sonic 06 too...
Airport Simulator 2015 - Made by people who've never left their house to go to school, work or an airport. They've only seen airports in movies and guessed how physics work.
I would've thought this would be a Nerd3 Hell video. But what the hey... It does look very dull. Just the same few tasks over and over and over. I'd rather be the pilot and play Flight Simulator.
I think that the menus were made by a decent company, but then the gameplay was made by Wild Games Studio.
6:00 that does say hoe, right? like, that's not my imagination, is it? it does just say hoe on the panel?
As much as I love watching Dan torture himself for our amusement, I have to wonder why in the seven hells he buys these awful games. Wouldn't he want to starve the developers?
Why the heck was there an altitude monitor in the catering truck?
he need play airport simulator 2019
I'd argue that the installation process would be more exciting than the game itself. At least then you still have the anticipation of the potential fun you could have.
it tickled me that the backwards part said "You are such a nerd for bothering to reverse this."
you could probably watch the whole of gta 5 (pc) download and still get out more enjoyment than this game gives out.
OMG DAN! I appriciate your Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee reference at 16:20 :D
*Runs into wall*
"Grrrr"
*I AM A MASSIVE NERD FOR BOTHERING TO REVERSE IT* ( 8:55 )
Wait, why does the catering truck have avionics? And the rear wheels on the bus dont move... did they try at all?
1:47 Why on fucking Earth does the damn catering truck have airplane flight displays?!?!?!?!!!? Wot?!?!!!?!
The Nerd3 version of AVGN's Dr.Jeckyl and Mr Hyde
He literally could re upload this video today replace Ebola for COVID and it would have had the same effect
Went back to watch this in mid 2020 and thought the Vine joke would be the most dated but then we got the Ebola joke.