Joe Rogan - The Everglades are a Redneck Jurassic Park

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  • Опубліковано 8 кві 2019
  • Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #1280 w/Michael Yo:
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  • @austinsadler5164
    @austinsadler5164 5 років тому +6067

    The mosquito, Florida’s State bird.

    • @V8.777
      @V8.777 5 років тому +56

      Excellent 👌

    • @themightymufin
      @themightymufin 5 років тому +30

      🤣

    • @nellatl
      @nellatl 5 років тому +25

      Nope. Not that many mosquitoes in Florida

    • @masoncordell9685
      @masoncordell9685 4 роки тому +77

      mynellemail Nell I don’t think you’ve ever been to anywhere in Florida not on a beach in big cities.

    • @nellatl
      @nellatl 4 роки тому +16

      @@masoncordell9685 i live in Florida

  • @pardoffski9709
    @pardoffski9709 5 років тому +3029

    Joe "I'll be responsible for hippo-extinction" Rogan

    • @whatsmyname1288
      @whatsmyname1288 5 років тому +82

      😂😂 joe " fear is not a factor for you" Rogan hippo slayer

    • @krypto202
      @krypto202 5 років тому +18

      Was looking for this comment

    • @GDPplease
      @GDPplease 5 років тому +12

      Hahahahahaha fucking christ i was literally just about to comment this

    • @T0YCHEST
      @T0YCHEST 5 років тому +37

      I was laughing hippo punisher

    • @whatever9261
      @whatever9261 5 років тому

      ua-cam.com/video/avFqKZDs1Gg/v-deo.html

  • @imprezzive3153
    @imprezzive3153 2 роки тому +128

    As a trucker, these podcasts are my life

    • @AfroReporter
      @AfroReporter Рік тому +6

      Amen brother

    • @yaroslavmantsevich
      @yaroslavmantsevich Рік тому +10

      It’s a good life sir. I love JRE too. God bless you. Stay safe. Jesus loves you.

    • @No_ReGretzky99
      @No_ReGretzky99 Місяць тому

      Thanks y'all for being away from your families and barely having a life to give us our goods 🎉🎉❤❤

  • @sherminator7108
    @sherminator7108 2 роки тому +101

    The yelling at the cheetah part made me laugh super hard

    • @Seuspesos
      @Seuspesos 2 роки тому +3

      Me too i bursted out

  • @Oh_its_Mike
    @Oh_its_Mike 4 роки тому +815

    Joe "The Hippo Punisher" Rogan

  • @tyo9930
    @tyo9930 4 роки тому +2530

    It’s the most irritating thing When they are looking at a picture and saying it looks cool but they don’t show it

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 4 роки тому +123

      I think its because of copyright issues. Joe has said thats the main thing that gets their videos demonitized by YT are animal/nautre related stuff that is copyrighted, So they probably are very careful with those images

    • @steelinskin5925
      @steelinskin5925 3 роки тому +27

      @@Rowsy91 Nobody is monetizing and copyright claiming cellphone videos of animals in nature.
      If they are, they deserve the doxxing

    • @FilthyRedds
      @FilthyRedds 3 роки тому +78

      @@steelinskin5925 Mate, People Would Claim For Anything. Said Something Mean? *CANCELLED*

    • @vince92664
      @vince92664 3 роки тому

      Kharjo Connoisseur no they won’t.

    • @aladinq3907
      @aladinq3907 3 роки тому +9

      Steelin Skin ur an idiot , EVERYONE monetizes nature.. if I took the video and uploaded it, I want to get paid from the millions made from ads being played before my damn video I took. Learn life kid

  • @jsims563
    @jsims563 Рік тому +12

    Used to go airboating and camping in the everglades back in the early eighties. There were already giant pythons there then. Those camps on pilings out in the middle of the glades are a trip.

  • @brettwilson359
    @brettwilson359 3 роки тому +9

    "YOU CAN'T DO THAT!"
    JOE: "I'M GONNA! I'D BE THE HIPPO PUNISHER!"
    Awesome quote.

  • @barthslung
    @barthslung 5 років тому +641

    Dude likes the word "snatched"

    • @martinrowe7929
      @martinrowe7929 4 роки тому +1

      Barth Slung and Jogging

    • @p4rrzygames511
      @p4rrzygames511 4 роки тому +6

      As I read this comment he actually said it omg 🤣🤣🤣

    • @H2THEP33
      @H2THEP33 4 роки тому +5

      Jacked

    • @andrejslv4192
      @andrejslv4192 4 роки тому +1

      Anytime anyone near my grabs something I say "nice snatch"

    • @bruce4751
      @bruce4751 4 роки тому +1

      Andy C I prefer snag.

  • @amplexumpessimus5027
    @amplexumpessimus5027 5 років тому +652

    Joe "send the marines to kill pythons" Rogan

    • @chedsalvia6270
      @chedsalvia6270 4 роки тому +12

      agent orange + flamethrowers

    • @howey935
      @howey935 4 роки тому +6

      He does come out with some ridiculous shit but thats why i like him he's open minded probably down to the DMT because it opened my mind right up.

    • @howey935
      @howey935 4 роки тому +2

      @Boss Ricketts hahaha they'd spit him out they dont eat anything synthetic. Snakes eat things head first so it would taste his "hair" i use the word hair very loosely to describe his hairpiece then spit him straight out.

    • @Coldfront15
      @Coldfront15 3 роки тому +1

      How zer Woah dude your so clever. Lmfao.

    • @howey935
      @howey935 3 роки тому +1

      @Quinn Murph im for trump 2020 but you have to admit his hair piece is fucking hilarious. I dont get the TDS the left fucking hate him and wont accept anything he does is good.

  • @RWong-wn3pv
    @RWong-wn3pv 3 роки тому +34

    One of the first times (app 44 years ago) that I ran a government mission (into the Florida Everglades,) into a area where there were gators, et al. it felt like we were the lunch in a sushi boat.This is not even to mention the black clouds of mosquitoes that literally black out the sunlight.

  • @sammyrizzo1199
    @sammyrizzo1199 3 роки тому +3

    I love how these two get along!

  • @oKingsWild
    @oKingsWild 4 роки тому +261

    "You can't do that."
    "But... I'm gonna."

  • @ZNard
    @ZNard 4 роки тому +4705

    Who just binge watches his podcats

    • @MsFrostitute
      @MsFrostitute 4 роки тому +158

      guilty, while playing red dead redemption 2

    • @jettwooten5978
      @jettwooten5978 4 роки тому +11

      Starting now. Allllll weekend fam

    • @vladisergeiev7278
      @vladisergeiev7278 4 роки тому +51

      Poddogs

    • @upintheairstudio
      @upintheairstudio 4 роки тому +1

      Yo.

    • @c.t.7289
      @c.t.7289 4 роки тому +21

      Hell yea while I play madden. Even better in the morning with a cup of coffee and madden. Lol

  • @Leonardiic
    @Leonardiic Рік тому +15

    Hippo Punisher 🤣😂🤣

  • @seandoherty6215
    @seandoherty6215 Рік тому +41

    Close friend of mine had a 100 acre farm in the Everglades until the government took it from him with eminent domain. It was beautiful. Literally had a one room cabin with no electricity or running water with all sorts of fruits and veggies growing. It was a food forest that sustained itself

    • @PalashaGabarra
      @PalashaGabarra 9 місяців тому +2

      I just googled eminent domain. Never heard of it before. I can't believe that's a real thing in America.

    • @TEM14411
      @TEM14411 9 місяців тому +3

      ​@@PalashaGabarrathat is how they built the Blue Ridge Parkway.....just take it away. People were impoverished and illiterate. No match for the government.

    • @jaimestewart8295
      @jaimestewart8295 4 місяці тому

      Come on they paid him for his land he just didn't want you to know he had big bucks

  • @jliller
    @jliller 4 роки тому +687

    "They're in the Bible. Snakes will eat your baby."
    -Joe Rogan
    But not if the dingos get there first.

    • @thehutch7728
      @thehutch7728 3 роки тому +17

      Quality comment. I wish I could give you more likes.

    • @sambaulch4377
      @sambaulch4377 3 роки тому +5

      Bit of Aussie love

    • @cuh47437
      @cuh47437 3 роки тому +9

      Sam Baulch I always feel a bit of joy when i see a fellow australian in the comments 😂😂

    • @tmseh
      @tmseh 3 роки тому +1

      Snakes, lol.

    • @uriamudeltoro5075
      @uriamudeltoro5075 3 роки тому

      Score!!!

  • @hubertfarnsworth8506
    @hubertfarnsworth8506 5 років тому +2683

    Joe Rogan: too many alligators
    Alligator: too many humans
    Let the games begin

    • @hefra345
      @hefra345 5 років тому +6

      Cocoa The Clown Just a few million lol

    • @dvaerggrisene
      @dvaerggrisene 4 роки тому +31

      Alligators on the podcast when?

    • @ironpro7217
      @ironpro7217 4 роки тому +4

      @Cocoa The Clown we have guns and explosives

    • @metroidhunter965
      @metroidhunter965 4 роки тому +1

      Hubert Farnsworth
      Is it wrong that i read that last part as Jigsaw?

    • @Zach-lv5qs
      @Zach-lv5qs 4 роки тому +4

      Humans: too many humans

  • @chaseb1404
    @chaseb1404 2 роки тому +3

    I love joes attitude!!! You cant do that “well im gonna” 😂😂😂

  • @TheDaveKrueger
    @TheDaveKrueger Рік тому +12

    Joe "They're a weird animal, they're like a cat-dog thing" Rogan

  • @domique1736
    @domique1736 5 років тому +1289

    If Rogan ever goes to Africa he’s mounting an M62 Minigun to his boat just lights up every ripple

  • @CujoHyer
    @CujoHyer 4 роки тому +80

    "You don't wanna be like 'HEYMOTHAFUCKER!"
    hahahaha

  • @steventaylor170
    @steventaylor170 9 місяців тому +2

    The dude is convinced that Crabs have vocal cords to scream hahahahaha

  • @candygram2539
    @candygram2539 3 роки тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love you guys. Guy jumps into an alligator death....laughing right along with you.

  • @randomlegend631
    @randomlegend631 4 роки тому +329

    "have you ever looked in the eye of a snake....." - Joe Rogan

    • @TheFlatPancakeTheory
      @TheFlatPancakeTheory 3 роки тому +1

      Have you ever looked in the eye of DMT?

    • @stevenherzberg4610
      @stevenherzberg4610 3 роки тому +4

      A full grown king cobra can literally raise up and look a grown man in the eye. When confronted they can lift a third of their length up to strike and still be able to move forward to attack.

    • @stanleypressley2197
      @stanleypressley2197 3 роки тому +7

      @@stevenherzberg4610 maaaan, I wouldn't ever put myself in a situation where that'd happen 😬

    • @stanleypressley2197
      @stanleypressley2197 3 роки тому

      @@TheFlatPancakeTheory what is a dmt?

    • @tmseh
      @tmseh 3 роки тому +1

      Joe: Who's your buddy......
      Snakes: Joe is.....

  • @ComfortZoneComic
    @ComfortZoneComic 3 роки тому +1

    Joe leans forward , looks into the lens and says i`m killing all the snakes .... i genuinely laughed out loud

  • @jamiesonburkett6443
    @jamiesonburkett6443 2 роки тому +21

    Love the bit on the crabs. When i was 13 my family took me to Galveston on vacation. One night i caught a huge blue crab using a towel to keep it from pinching me. This tactic of using the towel had worked hundreds of times previously but this time the crab latched onto my pinky with some anger. It had broke the skin and as a child i thought it had broke my finger too. I beat the life out of that crab 10 times over and still hate them with a passion 😂

    • @goblingoochgobbler5759
      @goblingoochgobbler5759 2 роки тому

      did you ever do anything with the crabs after catching?

    • @johnsheetz6639
      @johnsheetz6639 2 роки тому +2

      I used to work on a shrimp boat and when they'd open up the net those little bastards were hyped from the warm water you wouldn't see him and then it all of a sudden when you weren't looking one would run up and pinch the crap out of you!

    • @vang-toulee8351
      @vang-toulee8351 Рік тому

      should have ate him

    • @OneOut1
      @OneOut1 Рік тому

      I hope you dipped tgat crab in a little garlic butter.

  • @dj.11n56
    @dj.11n56 4 роки тому +2568

    JRE hits different when you’re high 😂

    • @nsquezada27
      @nsquezada27 4 роки тому +70

      Oh gosh I can't even imagine this one while you're high 😂

    • @MiKe-yz1nq
      @MiKe-yz1nq 4 роки тому +40

      @@nsquezada27 its fucking amazing

    • @juanvasquez9886
      @juanvasquez9886 4 роки тому +47

      It’s been a routine after work every morning smoke listen

    • @drews1913
      @drews1913 4 роки тому +38

      Being high hits different when you're JRE..

    • @steven95N
      @steven95N 4 роки тому +35

      @@drews1913 Being JRE high different when you're hits.

  • @redshedindustries1345
    @redshedindustries1345 5 років тому +600

    Joe "come stop me I'm killing all the hippos" Rogan

    • @silentinvestor
      @silentinvestor 4 роки тому

      Come stop him. The truth is i would do the same. I would obliterate every one of them to save 1 human

  • @Magic_dawn
    @Magic_dawn 2 роки тому

    This podcast was funny af. God I love these.

  • @anthonycrowder1767
    @anthonycrowder1767 Рік тому +1

    Bro at the end of the video Joe and this dude had me rolling talking about the crabs lobster and a rabbit 🤣

  • @wrxhex
    @wrxhex 5 років тому +319

    5:02 Joe "HEY MOTHAFUCKA" Rogan... that shit had me dying😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @keenfire8151
    @keenfire8151 5 років тому +384

    When I was a teenager working at a seafood restaurant, most of the cooks had scars on their arms from crabs and lobsters spitting boiling grease at them before they died.

    • @martinrowe7929
      @martinrowe7929 4 роки тому +94

      My cats breath smells like cat food

    • @slothmarathonpromotions2470
      @slothmarathonpromotions2470 4 роки тому +59

      Since termite poop contains 80% wood when I collect enough of it I compress it and add glue to make pieces of furniture

    • @charliemaine9304
      @charliemaine9304 4 роки тому +20

      I was tricked into eating sea turtle meat. It tasted like chicken, but harder to chew.

    • @RiggidyDiggidyRaw
      @RiggidyDiggidyRaw 4 роки тому +29

      Sometimes I pretend I'm Lord Voldemort when I yawn and stick out my tongue

    • @AkshayKumar-tm7lb
      @AkshayKumar-tm7lb 4 роки тому +23

      You're all off topic.

  • @EternalChamp
    @EternalChamp 2 роки тому

    “But I’m gonna!” My favorite shit ever left JR’s mouth right there

  • @danielsmith1202
    @danielsmith1202 3 роки тому +2

    Joe is hilarious in this clip. Hippo punisher. 😂

  • @pherm1056
    @pherm1056 4 роки тому +505

    “She’s eating her kids” don’t act like your gf/wife ain’t done that before lol

  • @Thesbone92
    @Thesbone92 4 роки тому +181

    this is by far one of the funniest conversations i’ve seen on this podcast

  • @johnwalters5418
    @johnwalters5418 Рік тому

    I fuckin love joe lmfao, “you can’t do that, but I’m gonna”😂😂😂😂

  • @Alex-li9cv
    @Alex-li9cv 3 роки тому

    This is one of my favourite episodes

  • @halosrusty
    @halosrusty 4 роки тому +77

    Definition of a Cheetah: Weird cat dog thing 😂

  • @indeedmyson
    @indeedmyson 5 років тому +316

    This is my new animal planet.

    • @numa2k147
      @numa2k147 4 роки тому

      I love Joe but don't let it be.

    • @nsquezada27
      @nsquezada27 4 роки тому +4

      Lol it's like if animal planet had opinion pieces

    • @Jake-rj6ql
      @Jake-rj6ql 4 роки тому +3

      Lotta misinforation xD
      "Florida's now nothin but anacondas and pythons and Nike crocodiles " woah x'D

    • @gutar5675
      @gutar5675 4 роки тому

      @@Jake-rj6ql This guy just said Nike crocodiles

    • @deathskunk3
      @deathskunk3 4 роки тому

      Best comment on UA-cam my man

  • @jeffmerz5367
    @jeffmerz5367 3 роки тому

    "But I'm gonna." May be the funniest thing JR ever said.

  • @wurskind
    @wurskind 2 роки тому

    this is a great episode

  • @Section8dc
    @Section8dc 5 років тому +478

    I live right next to the Everglades, I grew up with alligators my whole life, they arent that bad, they are pretty scared of people. When I was 15 we used to live in a house literally right on the swamp, the water was about 20 feet from my door and I used to clap to scare the alligators out of the yard LOL.

    • @THEHamBot1
      @THEHamBot1 5 років тому +180

      One time I did DMT with an alligator. Pretty crazy experience.

    • @Section8dc
      @Section8dc 5 років тому +63

      @@THEHamBot1 yah I would have to say that is pretty crazy. I just lived next to them, never did drugs with them though lol, but I never offered either. Did you get it from Joe?

    • @kodered3215
      @kodered3215 5 років тому +22

      This comment is too spot on.

    • @goldchef2754
      @goldchef2754 5 років тому +20

      Okay swamp thing

    • @Section8dc
      @Section8dc 5 років тому +66

      @@goldchef2754 you think that is crazy lol? My uncle used to go and SWIM in the swamp, no I am not joking, we would go fishing and he would get drunk, jump out the boat, and swim. The gators used to all run like hell when he jumped in and it was funny af. You will never catch me doing that shit I'll tell you that much, it was infested with gators and there would be babies as well which makes it crazy dangerous.

  • @jimmyday656
    @jimmyday656 4 роки тому +1195

    I'm a Florida Man. I'm not afraid of alligators, it's the otters that scare me. They travel in gangs, seem to have a language, and use tools. Once saw a gang plan an attack and dismantle a 13 foot gater. But people think they are cute so no perceived threat.

    • @donniefuson4074
      @donniefuson4074 3 роки тому +144

      They don't fucking eat people

    • @ILoveCunnilingus
      @ILoveCunnilingus 3 роки тому +393

      @@donniefuson4074 For now.

    • @Beautiful_Sound_1995
      @Beautiful_Sound_1995 3 роки тому +49

      They are cute though.

    • @RK-ej1to
      @RK-ej1to 3 роки тому +51

      And they force copulation with baby seals until they die, then they do it again. Tried using the “r”word but apparently UA-cam doesn’t like that.

    • @robertsrt
      @robertsrt 3 роки тому +50

      No gang of otters dismantled a 13ft gator. Learn to lie better. Like saying something like a 4-5ft gator. 🤦‍♂️

  • @adrianvaldivia7503
    @adrianvaldivia7503 3 роки тому +6

    When you live 20 minutes from the Everglades and hear these stories on the daily 😳

  • @h0p314
    @h0p314 2 роки тому +1

    You can tell Joe loves his dearly at 7:10 when he reads that story.

  • @beeemm6012
    @beeemm6012 4 роки тому +105

    Absolutely love Joe Rogan quotes out of context, "I'll be responsible for hippo-extinction" omg 😂

    • @RoloT007
      @RoloT007 Рік тому +2

      “Snakes’ll eat your baby, kill ‘em all!”

  • @Rorygannon
    @Rorygannon 4 роки тому +146

    “ ...they don’t think anything can happen to them, like if they’ve never been punched. “

    • @RiggidyDiggidyRaw
      @RiggidyDiggidyRaw 4 роки тому

      L O G I C

    • @indi0089
      @indi0089 3 роки тому +15

      @@RiggidyDiggidyRaw its true some people haven't experienced anything dangerous, they don't understand a punch so they won't expect to get dragged around like a wet tracksuit by an animal lol

    • @AbruzzoPride
      @AbruzzoPride 3 роки тому

      Best quote

  • @tommieclay4584
    @tommieclay4584 3 роки тому +2

    They'd be like "you can't do that"
    Joe: But im gonna..
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @ShriLLKiLLs
    @ShriLLKiLLs 2 роки тому

    Lmfao 10:35-10:41 cracks me tf up 🤣🤣🤣 lol I've watched this like 10 times and I'm still laughing

  • @AsandaMbali
    @AsandaMbali 4 роки тому +44

    Joe said some of the funniest stuff here, “the move is to not move” & “I’ll be responsible for hippo extinction, but you not allowed to, but I’m gonna” 😂😂😂

  • @velder22
    @velder22 5 років тому +135

    I wonder how many Clips there is of Joe freaking out about snakes and alligators. Lol

  • @josephramirez2644
    @josephramirez2644 2 роки тому +1

    His hippo punisher take was on point

  • @anthonykublawi
    @anthonykublawi 2 роки тому

    Topics like this are why I love jre

  • @daniel_2753
    @daniel_2753 5 років тому +329

    Joe “Hippo Punisher” Rogan

    • @jerodkylerov2118
      @jerodkylerov2118 5 років тому +2

      😆😆😆😆🤣

    • @daniel_2753
      @daniel_2753 5 років тому +4

      “send in the marines” 😂😂😂

    • @escapism1477
      @escapism1477 5 років тому +4

      I don't like the joe " " rogan joke but this one got me damn

  • @Ksweezy96
    @Ksweezy96 5 років тому +2058

    Send marines to kill the pythons? I approve.

    • @topman8565
      @topman8565 5 років тому +70

      Freedom ain't free

    • @phenomenalcap1948
      @phenomenalcap1948 5 років тому +113

      Yet another productive use of the US defense budget

    • @whatsmyname1288
      @whatsmyname1288 5 років тому +14

      Freedom ain't not free.

    • @noodlegod1168
      @noodlegod1168 5 років тому

      +rob garza yeah, and whats wrong with that you bitch

    • @ethanmaddy8992
      @ethanmaddy8992 5 років тому +3

      Rob Garza * children and women who are armed with grenades and ak 47s anyone can kill with a gun

  • @Dad-ek2vb
    @Dad-ek2vb Рік тому

    “I love crab” lmao 😂

  • @GR1MRACER
    @GR1MRACER 5 років тому +276

    Remember when Australia went to war on Emus and lost. Sending Marines to the swap to take on pythons better be playing Fortunate Son.

    • @derrickmeade4891
      @derrickmeade4891 5 років тому +13

      GR1M RACER get ambushed by alligators

    • @ArfooHuroo
      @ArfooHuroo 4 роки тому +31

      hard to win the war on emus if you ban guns

    • @everetp2941
      @everetp2941 4 роки тому +7

      *Eeeeuugghhh that Red, White and Blue!*

    • @EvilDuckOfDoom3
      @EvilDuckOfDoom3 4 роки тому +13

      @@ArfooHuroo The ex-soldier farmers didn’t trust the Minister of Agriculture so they approached the Minister of Defence instead, who more or less declared war on the birds. He granted the farmers the use of two Lewis machine guns and 10,000 bullets, plus the expertise of two gunners and Major G.P.W. Meredith. Given these resources, this was sure to be an easy victory.
      But by the time the "fighting" was over though the emus had proven themselves: Meredith calculated that only one bird was killed for every 10 bullets fired

    • @samliveshere88
      @samliveshere88 4 роки тому +2

      to be fair it was 3 dudes, then after that didnt work we got farmers to deals with em and sucessfully got the emus under control, australia just needs to do shit differently, we deal with terrorists iwth crates trollies and jars of coffee

  • @Amadeus8484
    @Amadeus8484 5 років тому +304

    Lions can open doors. There is a reason they say to LOCK THE DOORS!

    • @sickid41
      @sickid41 5 років тому +2

      I dont get that joke can you please explain.

    • @bruddanem138
      @bruddanem138 5 років тому +75

      sickid41 lions actually can open doors

    • @AlphaQHard
      @AlphaQHard 5 років тому +61

      sickid41
      There is no joke. Lions are infamous for opening car doors. There are a few vids on youtube

    • @RandomG
      @RandomG 5 років тому +49

      They’ll drag you out the car and drive off

    • @tommys2928
      @tommys2928 4 роки тому +13

      Guraman Grewal they pullin grand theft autos all over da place

  • @wagwon1297
    @wagwon1297 2 роки тому

    “Come stop me I’m killing all the hippos”😂😂😂

  • @ChristelVinot
    @ChristelVinot 3 роки тому

    I've watched so many of these I feel like joe is my friend

  • @FranciscoLopez-uh3pm
    @FranciscoLopez-uh3pm 5 років тому +195

    I'll be the hippo punisher. 😂😂

  • @sebastiansandhu4695
    @sebastiansandhu4695 5 років тому +73

    I love when the convo drifts towards nature

  • @garber6723
    @garber6723 2 роки тому

    “But I’m gonna…” GOLD

  • @DrZedd169
    @DrZedd169 2 роки тому

    The matter of fact "Guilty" really got me. Something a cop would say in a sitcom before the commercial

  • @jamieleeharrison
    @jamieleeharrison 4 роки тому +279

    I live in Florida. I had a young python come up on to my porch one day right after I took my small dog outside. He already had something in his belly. He stayed around my porch for a long time, stalking his prey (my dog, who was safe inside my house). Sorry if this offends anyone but I had to do what I had to do. He wasn’t leaving, he was waiting for my dog to come out again.
    Side note: since I never want to get asked again if I fed my dog to the snake, NO
    I ended up finding a golf club and a machete in the backyard. I teased the python to bite on to the golf club in one hand, and as soon as he did I swung down and chopped his head off with the rusty machete in the other.

    • @sylvester_stalin1194
      @sylvester_stalin1194 2 роки тому +36

      i had to do the same with a rattle snake in our back yard. poor guy just wanted to leave but im not gonna risk that thing comin back. little Man took an arrow to the neck.

    • @daemonthorn5888
      @daemonthorn5888 2 роки тому +60

      I love snakes. But the pythons in Florida have to be killed off. They are causing a lot of hard to the eco-system there. So you did the right thing by killing it. Just don't kill the native snakes.

    • @dreamymaxxx3394
      @dreamymaxxx3394 Рік тому +3

      You fed the dog to it?

    • @jamieleeharrison
      @jamieleeharrison Рік тому +13

      @@dreamymaxxx3394 no…. Did you read that? I killed the python to save my dog

    • @ryanneff9103
      @ryanneff9103 Рік тому +11

      @@jamieleeharrison 😂the fact he asked if you meant you fed the dog to the snake kills me

  • @Matthew-te9to
    @Matthew-te9to 4 роки тому +100

    If ‘Hippo Punisher’ was a real show I’d definitely watch it, just saying

  • @toneone16
    @toneone16 3 роки тому +2

    “From the Everglades... SKINNER!”

  • @DadRides
    @DadRides 4 місяці тому

    The lobster scream is just air traveling through the shell

  • @StudioMod
    @StudioMod 4 роки тому +26

    Also Joe going off on Snakes was one of the funnier things I've ever seen him do. He really has it out for them lmao

  • @youtubeviewer5363
    @youtubeviewer5363 4 роки тому +135

    I've been watching Joe for years. 5:01 is one thing I'll remember Joe by. 🤣💀

  • @TheHIMULATION69
    @TheHIMULATION69 2 роки тому +1

    Joes shock when he saw a hippos weight 😂😂

  • @truckersagainsttrafficking7550
    @truckersagainsttrafficking7550 3 роки тому

    These are my favorite topics

  • @jeffreymorris3002
    @jeffreymorris3002 5 років тому +199

    “SNAKES WILL EAT YOUR BABY!”

    • @willdelarosa8238
      @willdelarosa8238 5 років тому +6

      Jeffrey Morris THERE IN THE BIBLE

    • @Dutch3k5
      @Dutch3k5 5 років тому +2

      Add wild dingos to that list

    • @ugoeze7360
      @ugoeze7360 5 років тому +4

      There is a law that does states a dingo will, in fact eat your baby

    • @alphacraig2001
      @alphacraig2001 5 років тому

      @@ugoeze7360 It's a law?

    • @Dutch3k5
      @Dutch3k5 5 років тому

      Lyg3rBurg3rz it’s in the outback bible

  • @jefrey5578
    @jefrey5578 5 років тому +98

    The python issue really blew up after hurricane Andrew in 1992. A Lot of the houses/ mobile homes that got destroyed had pet pythons. Took about 20 years for them to completely take over the everglades.

    • @stuartrussell5472
      @stuartrussell5472 5 років тому +27

      People gotta quit with pet snakes and shit!!! Fuck snakes! If it ain't got fur, it ain't a pet

    • @TheLogic497
      @TheLogic497 5 років тому +16

      It was a reptile breeding facility that blew over in Miami.

    • @stuartrussell5472
      @stuartrussell5472 5 років тому +3

      @Lil' Connor Peterson I do NOT do snakes! NOPE! Noping right out of that one, shame free

    • @stuartstone6359
      @stuartstone6359 4 роки тому +1

      Jef Rey don't forget the research centre that was destroyed by it and that released a lot of pythons too

    • @nunyadamnbidness2531
      @nunyadamnbidness2531 4 роки тому +7

      Never have a pet that can kill you when it gets pissed off.

  • @stochasticsoucie5501
    @stochasticsoucie5501 3 роки тому +1

    I live in Montana and we get bears just wondering through town in some places

  • @shandiraprice
    @shandiraprice 3 роки тому

    I literally LOVVVVVEEE Joe Rogan 🤣

  • @AdeptusOrkstodes
    @AdeptusOrkstodes 4 роки тому +468

    Fun fact: Hippos are actually too dense to swim normally, what they tend to do is sink down to the bottom of the water and just walk along the riverbed.

    • @Dgreatest32
      @Dgreatest32 4 роки тому +10

      Juanshott false

    • @bigtravis6159
      @bigtravis6159 4 роки тому +7

      I just seen the same thing on animal planet

    • @RijuChatterjee
      @RijuChatterjee 4 роки тому +35

      They are good swimmers. They do both.

    • @henrycavillsrealmustache3553
      @henrycavillsrealmustache3553 4 роки тому +43

      Juanshott hippos can swim they just aren’t incredibly fast while swiming. I think they do it for one of 2 reasons, when they are incredibly hot and need to submerge the whole body. And i think it takes less energy to just sink and chill.

    • @numa2k147
      @numa2k147 4 роки тому +2

      @@Dgreatest32 it's very true

  • @olajuwonspears9448
    @olajuwonspears9448 Рік тому

    " you can't do that" " but I'm gonna" 10/10

  • @sellis4713
    @sellis4713 2 роки тому

    Who doesn’t binge watch Mr. Rogan 🤙🏼

  • @cowboy4378
    @cowboy4378 4 роки тому +28

    7:22 I believe when the British were first in India, one of their soldiers was killed by a crocodile. So the soldiers shot every single croc they could find during their deployment.

  • @SuperChargedChargers
    @SuperChargedChargers 5 років тому +162

    Joe “is that real, that can’t be real” Rogan

  • @samaelangelus321
    @samaelangelus321 Рік тому

    "You can't do that"
    "But I'm gonna"

  • @JohnOrbit
    @JohnOrbit 2 роки тому

    I think this is one of the funniest clips I’ve seen of his.

  • @TNKurt
    @TNKurt 4 роки тому +46

    Joe "You're going in the boilling water and i'm gonna crack you open" Rogan

  • @OmniscientSloth
    @OmniscientSloth 4 роки тому +18

    I lost it at the “Hippo Punisher” part lol

  • @bryangates4591
    @bryangates4591 Рік тому

    "I'm gonna be responsible for hippo extinction" I'm fuckin dying lmao

  • @KobaKong777
    @KobaKong777 2 роки тому

    Joe Rogan as the "hippo punisher" 🤣🤣🤣 I'd watch that show

  • @williamcrawford9591
    @williamcrawford9591 4 роки тому +15

    The CROCODILE in the thumbnail looks like he's a hungry boi, with a great smile too

  • @80brax04
    @80brax04 5 років тому +54

    The coolest animal I have experienced while deer hunting is bobcat's, I have had several sneak up on me without a single sound or being seen until they were literally beneath me while I am "fairly alert" looking and listening for deer.I watch them until they are out of sight and still not make a sound.Something that stealthy is just amazing to watch and see in their natural environment.

    • @Axolotl_Mischief
      @Axolotl_Mischief 5 років тому +7

      Huge paws, helps with sound dampening 👍

  • @joseyeastwood
    @joseyeastwood 3 роки тому

    Binge watching clips because i can't fall asleep.

  • @lubystkaolamonola529
    @lubystkaolamonola529 5 років тому +8

    Joe those stories about encounters with wild animals are just PURE PERFECTION. It's better than what I can watch on National Geographic right now.

  • @luckisntit7628
    @luckisntit7628 5 років тому +70

    "People that I know.." Damn he no longer sayin "A Buddy of mine"

    • @alphacraig2001
      @alphacraig2001 5 років тому +20

      Some shit must've happened with a buddy of his.

    • @SurfMastery-kz6je
      @SurfMastery-kz6je 4 роки тому

      I think youre over analyzing

    • @PeteMD
      @PeteMD 4 роки тому

      “Buddy of mine” refers to Dave Foley whenever Joe rails against divorce laws

  • @sugar392
    @sugar392 Рік тому

    They still SNATCHING!😂

  • @TheeWicced10
    @TheeWicced10 Рік тому

    “But I’m gonna.”😂😂😂

  • @tb1211
    @tb1211 5 років тому +183

    Joe “that’s more than 5,000 pounds” Rogan

    • @danielharber9694
      @danielharber9694 4 роки тому +2

      That's when he looked at Andy Ruiz

    • @benjaminlewis671
      @benjaminlewis671 4 роки тому +1

      Congrats to Jamie for spitting off 2.2 lbs per kilo!! I'm very proud!

    • @henrycavillsrealmustache3553
      @henrycavillsrealmustache3553 4 роки тому +2

      Benjamin Lewis when u have to always be the google guy you start to remember the conversions 😂

  • @nickburrellaka
    @nickburrellaka 4 роки тому +31

    If he thinks Alligators are something, show him a Saltwater Crocodile.

    • @stanleypressley2197
      @stanleypressley2197 3 роки тому +3

      I was thinking the same thing lol; those mofos will eat everything

  • @Liamdk19
    @Liamdk19 3 роки тому

    That story he’s talking about the guy running from the cops happened where I grew up while I was there. It was outside my neighborhood. Coral Springs, outside ft lauderdale. He jumped in the C-14. Which is a long but thin canal that stretches from the Everglades to the ocean.

  • @gangstapenguin2773
    @gangstapenguin2773 3 роки тому

    currently, my ads are all Jurassic Park related