Somewhere out there, deep in the middle of the everglades, an alligator is showing off it's human-skin belt, boots, and wallet, to all it's alligator buddies.
I think its because of copyright issues. Joe has said thats the main thing that gets their videos demonitized by YT are animal/nautre related stuff that is copyrighted, So they probably are very careful with those images
Steelin Skin ur an idiot , EVERYONE monetizes nature.. if I took the video and uploaded it, I want to get paid from the millions made from ads being played before my damn video I took. Learn life kid
Used to go airboating and camping in the everglades back in the early eighties. There were already giant pythons there then. Those camps on pilings out in the middle of the glades are a trip.
@Boss Ricketts hahaha they'd spit him out they dont eat anything synthetic. Snakes eat things head first so it would taste his "hair" i use the word hair very loosely to describe his hairpiece then spit him straight out.
@Quinn Murph im for trump 2020 but you have to admit his hair piece is fucking hilarious. I dont get the TDS the left fucking hate him and wont accept anything he does is good.
Close friend of mine had a 100 acre farm in the Everglades until the government took it from him with eminent domain. It was beautiful. Literally had a one room cabin with no electricity or running water with all sorts of fruits and veggies growing. It was a food forest that sustained itself
@@PalashaGabarrathat is how they built the Blue Ridge Parkway.....just take it away. People were impoverished and illiterate. No match for the government.
I live right next to the Everglades, I grew up with alligators my whole life, they arent that bad, they are pretty scared of people. When I was 15 we used to live in a house literally right on the swamp, the water was about 20 feet from my door and I used to clap to scare the alligators out of the yard LOL.
@@THEHamBot1 yah I would have to say that is pretty crazy. I just lived next to them, never did drugs with them though lol, but I never offered either. Did you get it from Joe?
@@goldchef2754 you think that is crazy lol? My uncle used to go and SWIM in the swamp, no I am not joking, we would go fishing and he would get drunk, jump out the boat, and swim. The gators used to all run like hell when he jumped in and it was funny af. You will never catch me doing that shit I'll tell you that much, it was infested with gators and there would be babies as well which makes it crazy dangerous.
One of the first times (app 44 years ago) that I ran a government mission (into the Florida Everglades,) into a area where there were gators, et al. it felt like we were the lunch in a sushi boat.This is not even to mention the black clouds of mosquitoes that literally black out the sunlight.
When I was a teenager working at a seafood restaurant, most of the cooks had scars on their arms from crabs and lobsters spitting boiling grease at them before they died.
I'm a Florida Man. I'm not afraid of alligators, it's the otters that scare me. They travel in gangs, seem to have a language, and use tools. Once saw a gang plan an attack and dismantle a 13 foot gater. But people think they are cute so no perceived threat.
Joe said some of the funniest stuff here, “the move is to not move” & “I’ll be responsible for hippo extinction, but you not allowed to, but I’m gonna” 😂😂😂
A full grown king cobra can literally raise up and look a grown man in the eye. When confronted they can lift a third of their length up to strike and still be able to move forward to attack.
7:22 I believe when the British were first in India, one of their soldiers was killed by a crocodile. So the soldiers shot every single croc they could find during their deployment.
@@ArfooHuroo The ex-soldier farmers didn’t trust the Minister of Agriculture so they approached the Minister of Defence instead, who more or less declared war on the birds. He granted the farmers the use of two Lewis machine guns and 10,000 bullets, plus the expertise of two gunners and Major G.P.W. Meredith. Given these resources, this was sure to be an easy victory. But by the time the "fighting" was over though the emus had proven themselves: Meredith calculated that only one bird was killed for every 10 bullets fired
to be fair it was 3 dudes, then after that didnt work we got farmers to deals with em and sucessfully got the emus under control, australia just needs to do shit differently, we deal with terrorists iwth crates trollies and jars of coffee
I live in Florida. I had a young python come up on to my porch one day right after I took my small dog outside. He already had something in his belly. He stayed around my porch for a long time, stalking his prey (my dog, who was safe inside my house). Sorry if this offends anyone but I had to do what I had to do. He wasn’t leaving, he was waiting for my dog to come out again. Side note: since I never want to get asked again if I fed my dog to the snake, NO I ended up finding a golf club and a machete in the backyard. I teased the python to bite on to the golf club in one hand, and as soon as he did I swung down and chopped his head off with the rusty machete in the other.
i had to do the same with a rattle snake in our back yard. poor guy just wanted to leave but im not gonna risk that thing comin back. little Man took an arrow to the neck.
I love snakes. But the pythons in Florida have to be killed off. They are causing a lot of hard to the eco-system there. So you did the right thing by killing it. Just don't kill the native snakes.
The python issue really blew up after hurricane Andrew in 1992. A Lot of the houses/ mobile homes that got destroyed had pet pythons. Took about 20 years for them to completely take over the everglades.
Love the bit on the crabs. When i was 13 my family took me to Galveston on vacation. One night i caught a huge blue crab using a towel to keep it from pinching me. This tactic of using the towel had worked hundreds of times previously but this time the crab latched onto my pinky with some anger. It had broke the skin and as a child i thought it had broke my finger too. I beat the life out of that crab 10 times over and still hate them with a passion 😂
I used to work on a shrimp boat and when they'd open up the net those little bastards were hyped from the warm water you wouldn't see him and then it all of a sudden when you weren't looking one would run up and pinch the crap out of you!
@@RiggidyDiggidyRaw its true some people haven't experienced anything dangerous, they don't understand a punch so they won't expect to get dragged around like a wet tracksuit by an animal lol
Fun fact: Hippos are actually too dense to swim normally, what they tend to do is sink down to the bottom of the water and just walk along the riverbed.
Juanshott hippos can swim they just aren’t incredibly fast while swiming. I think they do it for one of 2 reasons, when they are incredibly hot and need to submerge the whole body. And i think it takes less energy to just sink and chill.
It has been 3 years and I'm still waiting for the Joe Rogan "Hippo Punisher" Arc. I wish no harm on his wife or hippos, but that is an Arc im here for.
He looked so bored the entire time. I felt bad for the girl, sort of. Every time she tried to make a joke or liven up the interview, Joe would just change the subject. He seemed very tired.
As a snake owner it pisses me off how the python catastrophe even exists.😩 People like them make us look bad. The reason those snakes are impossible to kill is because the Everglades vegetation is insanely thick, even in their native mangroves of Burma the vegetation isn't that nuts. Really, the Burmese pythons own the Everglades now.
The interesting thing is that the python issue in the Everglades didnt arise from people releasing pet snakes, sure it happened but on a small scale, the vast majority of those animals died and those who survived likely had no real impact on the environment. But the real cause of the python invasion was reptile breeding facilities being destroyed from particularly powerful hurricanes. Burmese pythons were incredibly popular pet snakes during the 80s and 90s, and were by far the most common big snake in the pet trade, so those facilities housed a huge amount of these animals, along with iguanas, tegus, other lizards and even stuff like anacondas and reticulated pythons, but in much smaller amounts than the burms and green iguanas. Once the hurricanes hit, those animals escaped in large numbers and started breeding and adapting to their new Florida environment.
I got really into reptile content about a year and a half ago and I had totally forgotten about this story, pretty unfortunate situation but really interesting still
I'm watching this on night shift, 5 minutes after an alligator walked through our parking lot and trapped the shift supervisor in his office 🤣🤣🤣 what are the odds
The coolest animal I have experienced while deer hunting is bobcat's, I have had several sneak up on me without a single sound or being seen until they were literally beneath me while I am "fairly alert" looking and listening for deer.I watch them until they are out of sight and still not make a sound.Something that stealthy is just amazing to watch and see in their natural environment.
My family and I were on a safari in Africa, near Kenya and we were trying to find a Zebra crossing over a river. Instead we found a leopard which according to our tour guide was an extremely rare find. We were in an open top jeep and we stopped infront of the leopard, however we were in between the leopard and a zebra. I started taking pictures and bam out of nowhere the leopard charges our jeep and I see from the corner of my eye our tour guide pulls out a gun and aims it at a leopard, and shit u not the leopard sprinted straight for our jeep and right before i thought it was going to jump inside, it crawled UNDERNEATH the jeep, making it physically shake, and then proceeded to chase the zebra. Crazy animals deserve crazy respect.
Can you imagine hundreds of years ago? "Yeah if you head south east far enough you'll find some giant man eating lizards in the middle of half mud half muddy water that stretches for hundreds of miles" "Shut up frank and pass the stone sharpening stone"
The nature is one hungry eating machine. Moved to Thailand from Sweden some 6 yr ago and I live in the jungle. Literary. And whatever you leave... A plastic chair, bamboo furniture... The jungle engulfes it. Its amazing how different it is with all snakes, big monitor lizards, cockroaches and other creepy bugs compared to Stockholm. Makes me feel... Mortal
@@PauloR2T here in Thailand I just "invested" a couple of bath in three restaurants. In Sweden I'm a construction painter. But my modest income from the restaurants are my income here
The mosquito, Florida’s State bird.
Excellent 👌
🤣
Nope. Not that many mosquitoes in Florida
mynellemail Nell I don’t think you’ve ever been to anywhere in Florida not on a beach in big cities.
@@masoncordell9685 i live in Florida
Joe "I'll be responsible for hippo-extinction" Rogan
😂😂 joe " fear is not a factor for you" Rogan hippo slayer
Was looking for this comment
Hahahahahaha fucking christ i was literally just about to comment this
I was laughing hippo punisher
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As a trucker, these podcasts are my life
Amen brother
It’s a good life sir. I love JRE too. God bless you. Stay safe. Jesus loves you.
Thanks y'all for being away from your families and barely having a life to give us our goods 🎉🎉❤❤
better than the radio
Who
Joe Rogan: too many alligators
Alligator: too many humans
Let the games begin
Cocoa The Clown Just a few million lol
Alligators on the podcast when?
@Cocoa The Clown we have guns and explosives
Hubert Farnsworth
Is it wrong that i read that last part as Jigsaw?
Somewhere out there, deep in the middle of the everglades, an alligator is showing off it's human-skin belt, boots, and wallet, to all it's alligator buddies.
It’s the most irritating thing When they are looking at a picture and saying it looks cool but they don’t show it
I think its because of copyright issues. Joe has said thats the main thing that gets their videos demonitized by YT are animal/nautre related stuff that is copyrighted, So they probably are very careful with those images
@@Rowsy91 Nobody is monetizing and copyright claiming cellphone videos of animals in nature.
If they are, they deserve the doxxing
@@steelinskin5925 Mate, People Would Claim For Anything. Said Something Mean? *CANCELLED*
Kharjo Connoisseur no they won’t.
Steelin Skin ur an idiot , EVERYONE monetizes nature.. if I took the video and uploaded it, I want to get paid from the millions made from ads being played before my damn video I took. Learn life kid
The yelling at the cheetah part made me laugh super hard
Me too i bursted out
"They're in the Bible. Snakes will eat your baby."
-Joe Rogan
But not if the dingos get there first.
Quality comment. I wish I could give you more likes.
Bit of Aussie love
Sam Baulch I always feel a bit of joy when i see a fellow australian in the comments 😂😂
Snakes, lol.
Score!!!
Joe "The Hippo Punisher" Rogan
😂😂😂
Thats a badass MMA name tho
🤣
Sounds like an exotic pornstar name lol
I would watch that 🤣🤣🤣
I involuntarily laughed out loud at this😭😭
"YOU CAN'T DO THAT!"
JOE: "I'M GONNA! I'D BE THE HIPPO PUNISHER!"
Awesome quote.
Who just binge watches his podcats
guilty, while playing red dead redemption 2
Starting now. Allllll weekend fam
Poddogs
Yo.
Hell yea while I play madden. Even better in the morning with a cup of coffee and madden. Lol
If Rogan ever goes to Africa he’s mounting an M62 Minigun to his boat just lights up every ripple
I see you've tried dmt
top man it’s what makes us dream bro
American culture
Kirk Landau it's a running joke on the channel
Lmfao
Used to go airboating and camping in the everglades back in the early eighties. There were already giant pythons there then. Those camps on pilings out in the middle of the glades are a trip.
Joe "send the marines to kill pythons" Rogan
agent orange + flamethrowers
He does come out with some ridiculous shit but thats why i like him he's open minded probably down to the DMT because it opened my mind right up.
@Boss Ricketts hahaha they'd spit him out they dont eat anything synthetic. Snakes eat things head first so it would taste his "hair" i use the word hair very loosely to describe his hairpiece then spit him straight out.
How zer Woah dude your so clever. Lmfao.
@Quinn Murph im for trump 2020 but you have to admit his hair piece is fucking hilarious. I dont get the TDS the left fucking hate him and wont accept anything he does is good.
"You can't do that."
"But... I'm gonna."
Close friend of mine had a 100 acre farm in the Everglades until the government took it from him with eminent domain. It was beautiful. Literally had a one room cabin with no electricity or running water with all sorts of fruits and veggies growing. It was a food forest that sustained itself
I just googled eminent domain. Never heard of it before. I can't believe that's a real thing in America.
@@PalashaGabarrathat is how they built the Blue Ridge Parkway.....just take it away. People were impoverished and illiterate. No match for the government.
Come on they paid him for his land he just didn't want you to know he had big bucks
I live right next to the Everglades, I grew up with alligators my whole life, they arent that bad, they are pretty scared of people. When I was 15 we used to live in a house literally right on the swamp, the water was about 20 feet from my door and I used to clap to scare the alligators out of the yard LOL.
One time I did DMT with an alligator. Pretty crazy experience.
@@THEHamBot1 yah I would have to say that is pretty crazy. I just lived next to them, never did drugs with them though lol, but I never offered either. Did you get it from Joe?
This comment is too spot on.
Okay swamp thing
@@goldchef2754 you think that is crazy lol? My uncle used to go and SWIM in the swamp, no I am not joking, we would go fishing and he would get drunk, jump out the boat, and swim. The gators used to all run like hell when he jumped in and it was funny af. You will never catch me doing that shit I'll tell you that much, it was infested with gators and there would be babies as well which makes it crazy dangerous.
Dude likes the word "snatched"
Barth Slung and Jogging
As I read this comment he actually said it omg 🤣🤣🤣
Jacked
Anytime anyone near my grabs something I say "nice snatch"
Andy C I prefer snag.
One of the first times (app 44 years ago) that I ran a government mission (into the Florida Everglades,) into a area where there were gators, et al. it felt like we were the lunch in a sushi boat.This is not even to mention the black clouds of mosquitoes that literally black out the sunlight.
this is by far one of the funniest conversations i’ve seen on this podcast
5:02 Joe "HEY MOTHAFUCKA" Rogan... that shit had me dying😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
Same here!
his whole body tensed up hahah
Joe "They're a weird animal, they're like a cat-dog thing" Rogan
When I was a teenager working at a seafood restaurant, most of the cooks had scars on their arms from crabs and lobsters spitting boiling grease at them before they died.
My cats breath smells like cat food
Since termite poop contains 80% wood when I collect enough of it I compress it and add glue to make pieces of furniture
I was tricked into eating sea turtle meat. It tasted like chicken, but harder to chew.
Sometimes I pretend I'm Lord Voldemort when I yawn and stick out my tongue
You're all off topic.
Joe "come stop me I'm killing all the hippos" Rogan
Come stop him. The truth is i would do the same. I would obliterate every one of them to save 1 human
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love you guys. Guy jumps into an alligator death....laughing right along with you.
JRE hits different when you’re high 😂
Oh gosh I can't even imagine this one while you're high 😂
@@nsquezada27 its fucking amazing
It’s been a routine after work every morning smoke listen
Being high hits different when you're JRE..
@@drews1913 Being JRE high different when you're hits.
Them: "You can't do that."
Joe Rogan, America: "But I'm gonna."
you must not be in love or never have been
@@starkicker5623 wut?
I think the last two comments answer prove Star Kicker's point, it is almost comical.
@@Theendman42 lol they watch videos for the background noise and dont even listen to it
@@sickwidit7562 Yeah, I'm sure some do. Or these people just truly don't know, or couldn't imagine that feeling if a love one is brutally killed.
I love joes attitude!!! You cant do that “well im gonna” 😂😂😂
"You don't wanna be like 'HEYMOTHAFUCKER!"
hahahaha
Always gets me hahaha
I'm a Florida Man. I'm not afraid of alligators, it's the otters that scare me. They travel in gangs, seem to have a language, and use tools. Once saw a gang plan an attack and dismantle a 13 foot gater. But people think they are cute so no perceived threat.
They don't fucking eat people
@@donniefuson4074 For now.
They are cute though.
And they force copulation with baby seals until they die, then they do it again. Tried using the “r”word but apparently UA-cam doesn’t like that.
No gang of otters dismantled a 13ft gator. Learn to lie better. Like saying something like a 4-5ft gator. 🤦♂️
Hippo Punisher 🤣😂🤣
Joe said some of the funniest stuff here, “the move is to not move” & “I’ll be responsible for hippo extinction, but you not allowed to, but I’m gonna” 😂😂😂
Absolutely love Joe Rogan quotes out of context, "I'll be responsible for hippo-extinction" omg 😂
“Snakes’ll eat your baby, kill ‘em all!”
The dude is convinced that Crabs have vocal cords to scream hahahahaha
“She’s eating her kids” don’t act like your gf/wife ain’t done that before lol
Ha. Sperm
LOLOL
Nice
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@Francisco Nieves wat
Send marines to kill the pythons? I approve.
Freedom ain't free
Yet another productive use of the US defense budget
Freedom ain't not free.
+rob garza yeah, and whats wrong with that you bitch
Rob Garza * children and women who are armed with grenades and ak 47s anyone can kill with a gun
I love how these two get along!
"have you ever looked in the eye of a snake....." - Joe Rogan
Have you ever looked in the eye of DMT?
A full grown king cobra can literally raise up and look a grown man in the eye. When confronted they can lift a third of their length up to strike and still be able to move forward to attack.
@@stevenherzberg4610 maaaan, I wouldn't ever put myself in a situation where that'd happen 😬
@@TheFlatPancakeTheory what is a dmt?
Joe: Who's your buddy......
Snakes: Joe is.....
This is my new animal planet.
I love Joe but don't let it be.
Lol it's like if animal planet had opinion pieces
Lotta misinforation xD
"Florida's now nothin but anacondas and pythons and Nike crocodiles " woah x'D
@@Jake-rj6ql This guy just said Nike crocodiles
Best comment on UA-cam my man
When you live 20 minutes from the Everglades and hear these stories on the daily 😳
7:22 I believe when the British were first in India, one of their soldiers was killed by a crocodile. So the soldiers shot every single croc they could find during their deployment.
based
@@freddy4603 shut up
Revenge for their brother
Remember when Australia went to war on Emus and lost. Sending Marines to the swap to take on pythons better be playing Fortunate Son.
GR1M RACER get ambushed by alligators
hard to win the war on emus if you ban guns
*Eeeeuugghhh that Red, White and Blue!*
@@ArfooHuroo The ex-soldier farmers didn’t trust the Minister of Agriculture so they approached the Minister of Defence instead, who more or less declared war on the birds. He granted the farmers the use of two Lewis machine guns and 10,000 bullets, plus the expertise of two gunners and Major G.P.W. Meredith. Given these resources, this was sure to be an easy victory.
But by the time the "fighting" was over though the emus had proven themselves: Meredith calculated that only one bird was killed for every 10 bullets fired
to be fair it was 3 dudes, then after that didnt work we got farmers to deals with em and sucessfully got the emus under control, australia just needs to do shit differently, we deal with terrorists iwth crates trollies and jars of coffee
Lions can open doors. There is a reason they say to LOCK THE DOORS!
I dont get that joke can you please explain.
sickid41 lions actually can open doors
sickid41
There is no joke. Lions are infamous for opening car doors. There are a few vids on youtube
They’ll drag you out the car and drive off
Guraman Grewal they pullin grand theft autos all over da place
I live in Florida. I had a young python come up on to my porch one day right after I took my small dog outside. He already had something in his belly. He stayed around my porch for a long time, stalking his prey (my dog, who was safe inside my house). Sorry if this offends anyone but I had to do what I had to do. He wasn’t leaving, he was waiting for my dog to come out again.
Side note: since I never want to get asked again if I fed my dog to the snake, NO
I ended up finding a golf club and a machete in the backyard. I teased the python to bite on to the golf club in one hand, and as soon as he did I swung down and chopped his head off with the rusty machete in the other.
i had to do the same with a rattle snake in our back yard. poor guy just wanted to leave but im not gonna risk that thing comin back. little Man took an arrow to the neck.
I love snakes. But the pythons in Florida have to be killed off. They are causing a lot of hard to the eco-system there. So you did the right thing by killing it. Just don't kill the native snakes.
You fed the dog to it?
@@dreamymaxxx3394 no…. Did you read that? I killed the python to save my dog
@@jamieleeharrison 😂the fact he asked if you meant you fed the dog to the snake kills me
Lmfao 10:35-10:41 cracks me tf up 🤣🤣🤣 lol I've watched this like 10 times and I'm still laughing
Definition of a Cheetah: Weird cat dog thing 😂
Joe “Hippo Punisher” Rogan
😆😆😆😆🤣
“send in the marines” 😂😂😂
I don't like the joe " " rogan joke but this one got me damn
You can tell Joe loves his dearly at 7:10 when he reads that story.
I've been watching Joe for years. 5:01 is one thing I'll remember Joe by. 🤣💀
Watching it the second time was even better
thank u for this 😂😂
LOL, right?
I looked for the person who laughed at it also.🤣
🤣
If ‘Hippo Punisher’ was a real show I’d definitely watch it, just saying
I Would definitely watch that
Joes said “I would be the hippo punisher” 7:19 😂😭😂😭😂
Joe those stories about encounters with wild animals are just PURE PERFECTION. It's better than what I can watch on National Geographic right now.
Also Joe going off on Snakes was one of the funnier things I've ever seen him do. He really has it out for them lmao
Joe leans forward , looks into the lens and says i`m killing all the snakes .... i genuinely laughed out loud
“SNAKES WILL EAT YOUR BABY!”
Jeffrey Morris THERE IN THE BIBLE
Add wild dingos to that list
There is a law that does states a dingo will, in fact eat your baby
@@ugoeze7360 It's a law?
Lyg3rBurg3rz it’s in the outback bible
I wonder how many Clips there is of Joe freaking out about snakes and alligators. Lol
At last count I think it was in the millions.
Joe freaking out about snakes and alligators is my favorite genre
are
Many, I'm watching them all now 🤣
We need more
8:46 when Joe sniffs his nose like these fucking pythons are proving me right eating an alligator had me soul morphed in laughter.
The python issue really blew up after hurricane Andrew in 1992. A Lot of the houses/ mobile homes that got destroyed had pet pythons. Took about 20 years for them to completely take over the everglades.
People gotta quit with pet snakes and shit!!! Fuck snakes! If it ain't got fur, it ain't a pet
It was a reptile breeding facility that blew over in Miami.
@Lil' Connor Peterson I do NOT do snakes! NOPE! Noping right out of that one, shame free
Jef Rey don't forget the research centre that was destroyed by it and that released a lot of pythons too
Never have a pet that can kill you when it gets pissed off.
I'll be the hippo punisher. 😂😂
Love the bit on the crabs. When i was 13 my family took me to Galveston on vacation. One night i caught a huge blue crab using a towel to keep it from pinching me. This tactic of using the towel had worked hundreds of times previously but this time the crab latched onto my pinky with some anger. It had broke the skin and as a child i thought it had broke my finger too. I beat the life out of that crab 10 times over and still hate them with a passion 😂
did you ever do anything with the crabs after catching?
I used to work on a shrimp boat and when they'd open up the net those little bastards were hyped from the warm water you wouldn't see him and then it all of a sudden when you weren't looking one would run up and pinch the crap out of you!
should have ate him
I hope you dipped tgat crab in a little garlic butter.
“ ...they don’t think anything can happen to them, like if they’ve never been punched. “
L O G I C
@@RiggidyDiggidyRaw its true some people haven't experienced anything dangerous, they don't understand a punch so they won't expect to get dragged around like a wet tracksuit by an animal lol
Best quote
I love when the convo drifts towards nature
“Ohhh yeahhh…😈” 9:25
Mans was excited lol
Fun fact: Hippos are actually too dense to swim normally, what they tend to do is sink down to the bottom of the water and just walk along the riverbed.
Juanshott false
I just seen the same thing on animal planet
They are good swimmers. They do both.
Juanshott hippos can swim they just aren’t incredibly fast while swiming. I think they do it for one of 2 reasons, when they are incredibly hot and need to submerge the whole body. And i think it takes less energy to just sink and chill.
@@Dgreatest32 it's very true
Joe “is that real, that can’t be real” Rogan
Joe "a buddy of mine" Rogan
Joe ‘weird cat-dog thing’ Rogan 👍
Joe "Eat your elk and DMT" Rogan
Joe"seph james" rogan
It has been 3 years and I'm still waiting for the Joe Rogan "Hippo Punisher" Arc.
I wish no harm on his wife or hippos, but that is an Arc im here for.
Joe looks tired and high af.
Garden Grove because of the chick yesterday
He's been on all day
@@johnblayn exactly what I was gonna say lol
Probably because he is🤣🤣
He looked so bored the entire time. I felt bad for the girl, sort of. Every time she tried to make a joke or liven up the interview, Joe would just change the subject. He seemed very tired.
Joe "You're going in the boilling water and i'm gonna crack you open" Rogan
They'd be like "you can't do that"
Joe: But im gonna..
🤣🤣🤣
As a snake owner it pisses me off how the python catastrophe even exists.😩 People like them make us look bad. The reason those snakes are impossible to kill is because the Everglades vegetation is insanely thick, even in their native mangroves of Burma the vegetation isn't that nuts. Really, the Burmese pythons own the Everglades now.
Nah y'all are weird tho
Exactly u just said they run the Everglades and that’s not good for us
Fuck them snakes
@kingebin9830 Yeah people forget after Andrew in the 90s is when this whole issue started with the pythons.
Ppl usually kill pythons on sight because they can harm babies and little kids
I lost it at the “Hippo Punisher” part lol
7:29 ok I need to inform my husband the bar has officially been lifted lmao 😅💗
The interesting thing is that the python issue in the Everglades didnt arise from people releasing pet snakes, sure it happened but on a small scale, the vast majority of those animals died and those who survived likely had no real impact on the environment. But the real cause of the python invasion was reptile breeding facilities being destroyed from particularly powerful hurricanes. Burmese pythons were incredibly popular pet snakes during the 80s and 90s, and were by far the most common big snake in the pet trade, so those facilities housed a huge amount of these animals, along with iguanas, tegus, other lizards and even stuff like anacondas and reticulated pythons, but in much smaller amounts than the burms and green iguanas. Once the hurricanes hit, those animals escaped in large numbers and started breeding and adapting to their new Florida environment.
That's why they have insanely stringent regulations on security if you're going to have reptiles that have the potential to survive in Florida now
I got really into reptile content about a year and a half ago and I had totally forgotten about this story, pretty unfortunate situation but really interesting still
Hippo punisher haha joe rogan funniest man alive
“I’d be responsible for hippo extinction” what a man hahaha
1 to 2 people a year are killed by alligators in America tops. Sometimes less. This guy is talking complete BS.
@@mikemccabe1594 I live in Florida and I see people getting eaten every other week so you’re wrong
@Bob C gimme your sources Bc I live in Florida and I can swear I see people eaten every other months
"But I'm gonna." 😆🤣
@@nanu4754 No doubt. And I'm sure the towns/ cities suppress that when they can. Obviously bad for tourism.
Love how Joe's eyes are slanted like he's staring in the sun. Such a stoner 😂
I'm watching this on night shift, 5 minutes after an alligator walked through our parking lot and trapped the shift supervisor in his office 🤣🤣🤣 what are the odds
Joe “that’s more than 5,000 pounds” Rogan
That's when he looked at Andy Ruiz
Congrats to Jamie for spitting off 2.2 lbs per kilo!! I'm very proud!
Benjamin Lewis when u have to always be the google guy you start to remember the conversions 😂
Who doesn’t binge watch Mr. Rogan 🤙🏼
The coolest animal I have experienced while deer hunting is bobcat's, I have had several sneak up on me without a single sound or being seen until they were literally beneath me while I am "fairly alert" looking and listening for deer.I watch them until they are out of sight and still not make a sound.Something that stealthy is just amazing to watch and see in their natural environment.
Huge paws, helps with sound dampening 👍
The CROCODILE in the thumbnail looks like he's a hungry boi, with a great smile too
He's beautiful
Snakes and cats have the same look in their eyes
"You can't do that Joe."
"I'm gonna"
Anyone who gets too close to a wild animal deserves what happened.
This is probably my favorite podcast ever I was lmao so hard😂
“But I’m gonna!” My favorite shit ever left JR’s mouth right there
That crab must be "the devouring mother" Jordan Petersons been talking about.
please be merciful, my sides can only take so much
Democratic Communist
Nah he's just drawing on depth psychology and ancient myths, lol
I love how passionate and furious he is about dangerous animals.
This podcast was funny af. God I love these.
2:00 if you're that close to a gator and it decides to chase you, you're not running away, they can easily run up to 30 mph on land in short bursts
My family and I were on a safari in Africa, near Kenya and we were trying to find a Zebra crossing over a river. Instead we found a leopard which according to our tour guide was an extremely rare find. We were in an open top jeep and we stopped infront of the leopard, however we were in between the leopard and a zebra. I started taking pictures and bam out of nowhere the leopard charges our jeep and I see from the corner of my eye our tour guide pulls out a gun and aims it at a leopard, and shit u not the leopard sprinted straight for our jeep and right before i thought it was going to jump inside, it crawled UNDERNEATH the jeep, making it physically shake, and then proceeded to chase the zebra. Crazy animals deserve crazy respect.
I fuckin love joe lmfao, “you can’t do that, but I’m gonna”😂😂😂😂
Joe Rogan: it's like a cat dog..
A great description of a hyena
*The lonely little world . . .*
@@agassi2665 *Of A Little CatDog*
I live in Florida and every year we go hunting Pythons in the Everglades. You get paid per foot!
How much money per foot? I'm here in Tallahassee and would love to get paid to kill them
Jordan Davis $3.50
Do you cook any of them
I literally LOVVVVVEEE Joe Rogan 🤣
If he thinks Alligators are something, show him a Saltwater Crocodile.
I was thinking the same thing lol; those mofos will eat everything
Can you imagine hundreds of years ago?
"Yeah if you head south east far enough you'll find some giant man eating lizards in the middle of half mud half muddy water that stretches for hundreds of miles"
"Shut up frank and pass the stone sharpening stone"
Bro at the end of the video Joe and this dude had me rolling talking about the crabs lobster and a rabbit 🤣
The nature is one hungry eating machine. Moved to Thailand from Sweden some 6 yr ago and I live in the jungle. Literary. And whatever you leave... A plastic chair, bamboo furniture... The jungle engulfes it. Its amazing how different it is with all snakes, big monitor lizards, cockroaches and other creepy bugs compared to Stockholm. Makes me feel... Mortal
Job?
@@PauloR2T here in Thailand I just "invested" a couple of bath in three restaurants. In Sweden I'm a construction painter. But my modest income from the restaurants are my income here
@@PauloR2T almost certainly went there for ladyboys
@@blahblah37106 not that I'm gay in any way but they still looks better than the western cellulite women
@@heavymeddle28 Im sorry, but thats still gay.
Joe "Radio was radio back then," Rogan
Joe is hilarious in this clip. Hippo punisher. 😂
"People that I know.." Damn he no longer sayin "A Buddy of mine"
Some shit must've happened with a buddy of his.
I think youre over analyzing
“Buddy of mine” refers to Dave Foley whenever Joe rails against divorce laws
Life.. uh.. finds a way
And well..there you go
@subhash record t