Paleontologist Trevor Valle Debunks "Dinosaurs Never Existed" Conspiracy
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- Опубліковано 19 жов 2016
- This clip is taken from the Joe Rogan Experience podcast #862 with Trevor Valle ( • Video ), also available for download via iTunes & Stitcher (bit.ly/2e8Py7W).
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I've never seen a man defend dinosaurs so passionately
It’s hilarious IMHO
Mason Johnson havnt meet me
Arrogant coarse asshole defending what is still an actual theory.
@@patrickmclaughlin61 A theory is the highest point of scientific investigation. Science does not make claims about truth, it makes tentative explanations of the best currently available evidence. Science is constantly evolving because we're are constantly gaining new evidence and information which allows us to gain a clearer understanding of the universe based on that new evidence. You are trying to use a layman's definition of theory to argue about science which is just idiotic. I suggest you look into epistemology, fallacies, and the scientific method because you seriously lack an understanding of all three.
The difference between a skeptic and a pessimist it's that the skeptic holds the null hypothesis until the evidence leads him to a conclusion while a pessimist believes the opposite of the scientific consensus with no evidence. Guess which one you are?
yes in this case dinosaurs, but more to the point, enraged at idiots spreading bullshit.
I feel like joe is acting as emperor palpatine
He’s like goood give in to your hate
Link lumsden use your angah
I’m upset???
Dew it
@@John-ei4go Because the guy is a lying dishonest piece of shit who is knowingly lying to people to perpetuate his religious bullshit and undermine science.
@@johnathanblackwell9960 but he actually didn't tell a single lie in that video. Everything he said was backed up with factual evidence.
See how mad you get when you hear something you don't want to be true being said. Lol
I never thought I'd enjoy watching a man who looks like a Monster Energy can passionately defend the existence of dinosaurs, brilliant watch.
Love that this high-profile knowledgeable academic looks and sounds like a foul-mouthed beer-swilling sports-loving bar-brawler who's never cracked a book in his life.
Please lol he didn't convince me of a fuckin thing, count how times he cursed to make his point, that proves that he's getting deeply triggered by the material he's consuming, maybe cause he knows deep down how flimsy the entire field of paleontology is, I swear to God I think the whole field is fuckin pseudoscience
Hilarious
A monster energy can 😂
More like a litre.
“Why did older civilizations never discover dinosaurs” well maybe because they were too busy calling them dragons lmfao
This. Exactly this.
And you don't think they would keep those 'dragon' bones?
In the middle ages it became some kind of state of the art for rulers to have some trophies of unicorns and other mythical beings. Of course those were all fake but why to fake things when you can find real 'proof' of 'dragons'?
Of course I think dinosaurier existed but the assumption people talked about myths and legends, which was a huge part of their worldview, but completely ignored bones and artifacts that would 'proof' their existance is ridiculous.
'let's worship this stone because when looking at its shadow in this specific angle it could look like a dragon'
'hey I found a huge tooth that could be from such a dragon'
'ah, throw away the tooth we already got the stone, who need more proof'
lol
@@naalsocomment9449 are you retarded? The reason nobody kept the bones is because they are fucking disintegrated over time without proper care.
@@Phantom-bh5ru What are fossils?
@@kinggarithos888 A bone turned into rock
This is what mountain dew would look like if it was a person.
Killa Watt 😂😂😂
EDIT: LOVING your username btw!
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Lmaooo 😂😭 spot on
How's your GED coming... got the G, got the E, still working on the D?
at first I was like " ok...Hater" BUT THEN I NOTICED THE FEEKKEN GREEN BEARD.
Imagine someone telling Joe that Jiu Jitsu isn't real
No no, they need to tell Eddie Bravo that Jiu Jitsu isn't real. He'd pop a blood vessel.
@@jflanagan9696 get an astronaut to tell eddie that bjj isnt real
Better not do it in person
he'll probably be like "oh shit all that dmt, man that shit got me fucked up
@4 Scoops bruh, go to a stoney beach and turn over/break stones and you will probably find at least one fossil
Thomas Jefferson found the bones of an extinct giant ground sloth and mistook it for a lion. Obviously, people found dinosaur bones all of the time but had no idea what they were, or didn’t have the luxury to care.
A ground sloth isn’t a dinosaur lol. Wtf? They didn’t even exist in the same time period. Finding a giant sloth doesn’t meant trex exists
@@AnonYmous-wm6wq No, but all those skeletons prove Tyrannosaurs existed 🤣
@@AnonYmous-wm6wqFossils are fossils regardless of era dumbass
Jefferson also couldn't accept extinction.
He wasn't unscientific just that he couldn't understand the time scale involved.
@@AnonYmous-wm6wq
The op is trying to highlight how extinct animals can be mistaken and classified as living animals.
Which explains why dinosaurs discovered in the 2nd century would have been called a living animal or a dragon..
Get it?
That guy having a smartass condescending voice makes it so much funnier, because hearing him talk that nonsense of dinosaurs not existing doesn't just piss him off, but it pisses me off as well.
Yep
Because you’ve bought into the propoganda from a child and this risks your little childhood being taken away
Grow a pair and become a man
@@altingashi3927funny how you're saying to grow a pair and become a man yet you're still falling for blatant lies and propaganda and have completely given up your ability to critically think. If being a man means not thinking for yourself and refusing to seek fact then who wants to be that? Pathetic imbecile
@@altingashi3927 You should probably follow your own advice
@@matteomastrodomenico1231 you believe In dinasours like a child
Your opinion means nothing
Let's not forget that dinosaurs were invented by the CIA to discourage time travel.
damn thas a weird conspiracy theory
Fact
Didn't stop me
If Chinese people have ate them for thousands of years .
shhhhhh no spoilers!
I hear if you whisper “dinosaurs aren’t real” 3x in your bathroom mirror, this guys appears.
yelling "BULL SHIT"
@@percnowitzki2184 i would shit my pants
Well if you believe dinosaurs existed , you’d be gullible enough to believe that nonsense just as easily
@@cansee8637 this is how you choose to spend your free time? I’m pulling for you buddy.
@@cansee8637 you nerd lol
"Jamie, pull up that video of a bear fighting a veloce raptor"
That's how italians call velociraptors?
@@frankdeutan Veloce Raptor Quadrifoglio
The best part about this was Trevor absolutely going off about paleontology employee rights', government funding (lack thereof), and budgeting/sidelining in academia. I had no idea it was this bad out there for people working and studying in the field.
If the dinosaurs had this guy fighting for them back in the day, they may never have gone extinct.
Fr
They shouldn't be in the first place. If something so big hit the earth that it killed em all everywhere then why the fuk is the earth still here?
@@almostfamous2008 It didn’t kill them all, but a lot of larger species died as a result of environmental changes, and other smaller creatures evolved over time to become what we have today. If I remember correctly, it was small rodent like creatures that eventually evolved into whales after an extremely long amount of time, and surviving dinosaurs evolved into creatures like birds. There are creatures like Archaeopteryx that they arent completely sure whether to classify it as a dinosaur or a bird because it is somewhere in between and is an example of dinosaurs evolving to become what we now know as birds
Hard to fight a flood...but I like your joke.
@@wheezer141 apparently it wasnt small rodent creatures it was Pakicetus, a goat-sized, four-legged creature that scientists recognise as one of the first cetaceans (the group of marine animals that includes dolphins and whales) these land mammals would prefer to eat the vegetation near waters edge and would often hide in the shallow waters from danger and they would stay longer and longer in the water
This guy is top of the list of guys who do not look like how they sound
@KRISPIRACY ur a complete failure and i hate you
I love how Rogan keeps jerking his chain and pans to the camera
I disagree I think he looks exactly how he sounds
He sounds and looks like a loser
💀💀😂😂
The way Trevor talks is so awesome, I love his passion about what he talks about
I love this guy. He’s funny and a freakin science genius. Why didn’t we find dinosaurs until the 1800s? Maybe the same reason cavemen weren’t using coal and oil. Why they were using pointy sticks… everything for iron and gun powder existed. Because they didn’t find it yet. Then when they found it they didn’t know what it was or that it was special. Then it took years and years to find out that it was special and why it was special. What does this flat-earthed think? That we were just born with iPhones in our hands? He’s old enough to have seen technology progress… what that just started 30 years ago?
I had no idea paleontology has almost the same energy as a cage fight.
My money is on Mt Dew(as one other person called him) but seriously the paleontologist is new hero. YES 😁
That's why GSP is crazy about dinosaurs
He just got mad his whole life’s ‘research’ is a lie and his whole career is a joke I’d be emotionally broken too lmao
@@SweetBrazyN please don't tell me you think dinosaurs are fake and the world is only a few thousand years old or flat.
@@SweetBrazyN fuck off bitch dont give me that shit.
If dinosaurs never existed, then where did Godzilla come from?
I rest my case.
I dont think godzill exist :/
@@Ilikeavocados123 😝😝 Thats true
Santiago Acevedo Hernandez Gutierrez Sotto it does I seen it before
@@Readmypost yoooo same. some freaky stuff ngl.
Santiago Acevedo Hernandez Gutierrez Sotto Explain the 400ft fossil leg bone they found underground
Probably my favorite J Rogan vid.. its so great..
I hate how spotify has no audio from the video he's fighting lol
This is one aggressive paleontologist.
dont worry he was chained to the floor all the time
Yeah, I suppose that hearing someone talking shit about something you have invested so much time and effort to know the right way with such a confidence that it’s insulting can get you a bit pissed up
What a funny statement.
@@ivannunezalvidrez2275 noone takes joe rogan that seriously :)
Severin Hagstrøm he’s talking about Trevor
This guy definitely gets into drunken brawls over dinosaurs all the time
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can’t think of a better reason to do so
I laughed to hard bout this
lmao
Dude getting beat up for believing in dinosaurs lol. What a. 🤡🤡🤡🤡
I just stumbled across this episode, and it may be my favorite one yet! Love this guy's enthusiasm, and Joe keeping it going!
Joe loves this he just watches the other guy almost the whole time for his reaction so funny love it.
If dinosaurs never existed, explain The Flintstones.
I heard somewhere that the flintstones takes place in the future, post apocalypse. I can't remember all the reasoning behind it but it seemed pretty neat.
@@MrMaxxwellsHouse The reasoning is that while the Jetsons happen above, the Flintstones happen in the wasteland below, the Flintstones living in the war caused wasteland the future humanity escaped from.
CIA
Good point
Chexmix, arthritis!
I don’t know what I expected a paleontologist to look like, but this definitely isn’t it
Guy fieris drinking buddy
I picture Graham Hancock. Not the drummer from Disturbed lol
🤣🤣🤣 I completely understand what you mean
I thought that but then, I imagine him as a kid thinking “wow, dinosaurs! I want that to be my job!” I mean Jurassic park was cool. This is the one academic subject I could see someone like this being part of
I thought of Ross Geller from friends 🤤
Joe just staring at him waiting for him to snap 😂
They cut the audio on Spotify 🤦🏼♂️
No tribe, country, civilization ever mentioned dinosaurs.
Dragons: Are we a joke to you?
Lolol
PumpkinsDontCry no tribe country or civilization mentions it because dinosaurs went extinct millions of years before humans
That is a really, really, super-great point. Dragons and giant serpents are a worldwide theme in ancient history.
@@im-very-bad-at-mw7694* cough cough*aligators
Ian herp absolutely! Look up megafauna!
If i were shown 3 dudes in a room and asked "which one is the paleontologist?" this is the last dude I would point at lol
@RectalDiscourse good point
Dude looks like he sings for a decent Groove Metal band or plays bass for a Slam Death Metal band.
Thomas Jarvis lol
Trust me, if you knew more of these guys you would know lol
A brilliant reminder to never judge a book by its cover.
3:53 that’s the expression of a man holding back rage 😂😂
Joe casually cracking open a beer with a sealed top at 12:33 is the best lmao.
Imagine unironically wondering why people weren't looking for dinosaur bones before we knew dinosaurs existed.
I know, it's stupid, but you know what, people probably did find them, but when they tried to tell other people, they would be like, "oh you're just crazy" or try to think of it as some more familiar creature.
They didnt need to sell tickets to hollywood movies back then...oh shit my bad, I meant tickets to muse6
Museums *
@@josephlouwerse2105 We've had myths of dragons for millennia. How is that not at least circumstantial evidence that people did encounter dinosaur fossils?
@@jamieg2427 i thought only i considered that, lol
Joe doesn’t even look over at the video while it’s playing because he knows Trevor’s reactions is the true entertainment.
Or there’s another tv.
@@optimisticcosmic well , you’re dumb
you can see the reflection shifting on the back of Trevor's head as the video plays there's a second TV above the guests head
22:32 look at that smile he gives Jamie lmfao
There’s a monitor over the guest
Joe Rogan is SO enjoying this!
you either grow up playing with trucks, robots, superheroes, or dinosaurs. Evidently, this man grew up playing with dinosaurs.
I just realized that my son is growing into this man. I dont mind, but I guess i need to prepare to support him financially.
army men dude
This man will definitely ask other adults what their favorite dinosaur is.
Hahahaha
🤣
Velociraptor
Imagine his face if you were to say you don't like dinosaurs lol 😤 🤬
@@EthanKendall37 if your talking About jurrasic park those werent raptors
The way Rogan just stares at him with a grin waiting for his next outburst is hilarious
Coleyboy hahaha agreed
It's because there is a screen behind Trevor.
He lights the fuse, waiting for the rocket to ignite🤩
Hahahaaa, right!?!?
That's shit that I do to my friends when I know something will agitate or make them mad. It's a lot of fun, you should try it :P "His voice is so annoying" JR: "Yep, let's play some more!"
Guys, Where can i find the full episode of THIS for free?
Spotify
I love how Joe Rogan got an actual Paleontologist to debunk Eric Dubay’s bullcrap! More importantly he is there is redirect the misleading information that Eric Dubay is displaying on the internet
Joe's face as he watches this guy freak out is priceless
Its the best part of the video...
Why is he just starring at it him lmao
I love how by the middle of the video Joe stops looking at the screen and ONLY looks at the Trevor. Lol
This is what I came to say. He doesn’t take his eyes off of him the whole time. 😆
I think Joe is in love, he knows he just found the best thing ever to come across his studio xD
I like how Rogan isn't even watching the video, he's just staring at Trevor to watch every single reaction lol
There's actually a 2nd monitor playing the video behind Trevor. But I imagine he spent just as much time staring at Trevor as the video haha
So glad I saw this comment 😂had to re watch
lmaoooo
He really is just watching him like in awe LOL that is fucking great Joe does not care about that video at all he's just watching him waiting for him to explode
Treevors 3.0 you must not watch jre there’s another tv behind Trevor
I often think about this man’s reaction when rogan said he was drunk.
It comes up in my mind atleast once a month.
"Bone wars" sounds so badass. Imagine every modern day palaeontologist gathering at the natural history museum and bludgeoning each other with fossilised femur bones. Absolute carnage
I would’ve thought he owned a vape shop
Lol
Lmao right?
loooooooooool
That is a ridiculously accurate assumption! 😂
You seem like the kind of kek that believes in Big Dinosaur funding gay liberal T-Rexes that are coming after your guns
This guy should start his own podcast: "The Angry Paleontologist"
He should call it big paleo
Lool I'd watch
The Pissed Off Paleo
No shit.....lol...this comment made my night.....i choked on a chip when I read it!!😂😂😂😂
"...who knew so little".
You can tell by the voice of the dinosaur denier he spent more time in a locker than in class
100%
LOL FR
As a life long lover of dinosaurs I love the passion for paleontology that Trevor has here. Its amazing to see the passion for dinosaurs carrys on
Its not passion its ignorance why dismiss someone else's theory for your own
@@sharlenehart4667it’s not a theory when there is actual proof for one side
I love how "scientists" give dinosaurs a color, a skin, having found basically just theets
@@sharlenehart4667 it's not dismissing a theory it's debunking that theory with facts and proof
@@mangasprai They found bones as well and no one claims they had a specific color.
Why does every conspiracy channel have like a 2003 Xbox Live microphone, and the person sounds like he’s speaking quietly so his mom doesn’t hear him
Cause they want their mom to think they are asleep so she wont come in, give them a big kiss and bring them pizza rolls:)
@@ravenhopkins347 I swear I don''t know why I laughed so much at your comment.
Because they don't want their mom to hear them.
@@LimaNjobe98 I'm not gonna lie, I was a bit drunk when I wrote that😂
@@ravenhopkins347 I was totally going to say the same thing, except I assumed his mom was bringing him Cheetos.
Planets weren't discovered for centuries, then, out of nowhere, all these planets! Sounds fishy, you guys.
I'm not defending the anti-dino quack job, but as long as there was been civilization there has been knowledge of the planets. Just look at the solar system depictions of the Sumerians.
Big astronomy is the oldest conspiracy.
Cromagnon Network Telescopes.
+Areus White
Agreed.
Do you have any common sense? We're living on a planet. Without even looking in space, you can conclude Earth is not the only planet; not to mention the Sun and Moon.
The passion he shows for his work is incredible! Especially given all the modern dig restrictions on paleontologists and archeologists making it increasingly difficult for scientists like him to access the hidden past
I never thought seeing a paleontologist pissed off would be so good
@The420SixNiner hahaha that was pretty funny to see somebody waste 10 seconds of their life to leave such an useless comment.
@@lucasferre4047 hahahaha it's so funny for me to waste 15seconds to leave this wack ass comment
What about Red Ross in Friends?
@@mac10ner lmao forgot about red ross
What if dinosaurs did DMT. Jaimie pull up that video real quick.
well played
I hardly ever laugh at my phone. You did this for me. You shall live.
Lmfao
Well done I actually lol'd
I can hear joe rogan saying that 😂
I’d like to see him on the pod again
Joe makes fun of Eric Dubay's voice when Joe sounds like Kermit the frog.😅
which makes more sense: A) people DID find dinosaur bones before the 1840s but thought nothing of it because.. ya know, it's a bone... or B) some unnamed group was able to fabricate THOUSANDS of bones, that appear to be authentic, and plant them around the ENTIRE world like easter eggs, before the existence of AIRPLANES.
brando92711 sounds legit
Brad Montgomery i think the devil did it.. 😁
C) Aliens did it.
James Page www.openminds.tv/wp-content/uploads/I-am-not-saying.jpg
+brando92711 My thoughts exactly.
This guy is the exact reason why you shouldn't judge a book by its cover
yup
He looks like an attention seeking person with all that look that he knows people will look at him, with that size helping even more, and he is an attention seeking guy.
But still, don't judge covers, of course.
PS: But still, an attention seeking annoying fella.
@@eclipsesolar8345 im not being rude at all bro. Just don't understand why he is attention seeking ? I don't know about him so maybe you can convince me that he is. What did he do to deserve that label my friend?
@@eclipsesolar8345 how is he attention seeking? Are you stupid? If he likes that style then he likes it. Where is it implied he is seeking attention?
This guy doesn't know the difference between earbivores and herbivores and imagine the shits this guy takes, not just girthy but pungeant and earthy
He is a divergence in the simulation
Hello Joe Rogen Experience😊
Thank you for this content, Thank you.
Jason B.
Lincoln, Nebraska
When he said "your emphasis on a syllable" but all funky I thought it was a bit 😂
When Joe Said "Give me one of those Beers" I hit pause, grabbed a beer and now I feel I'm part of the Joe Rogan Experience
You know it!
We all are
😁💯
yes!
drinking a cold one with the boys
The last person I've seen who defended dinosaurs so passionately was Ross Geller
My sandwich???!!
Friends > The Office.
@@sirjaunty1 The turkey sandwich with a moist maker.
You forgot Charlie
Bro it’s like when Pheebs fucked with him about evolution lmfaoo
I really have mad respect for guys like these . they are expert in their field and know their stuff so much that what would appear to us normal people as legitimate argument for something but the moment they hear them they are like "you MF " and instantly know that its all bull s#^t.
Your delusions are multi-layered 🤡
I respect that he bartends to support his difficult and underfunded career. Dinosaurs are often the first thing that gets a child curious.
2 minutes in - I love this dude - 7yr old vid man Ive missed so much
I wish my gf stared at me the way joe stares at this guy
@Toori Baba burned him
lol' It does look that way but I believe Joe was staring at the monitor behind the guy which u can see in this picture if you just Google Joe Rogan's studio images.app.goo.gl/KLQn2uDS4QQxEmyk8
🤔 I'm gonna post this comment on the outside screen too since a lot of people are saying saying similar things 🙃
Trust me you don't, even in a good way he's just trying to rile him up so he can get frustrated and get amusement out of it, a girlfriend that does that is a s*** starter and you don't need that in your life.
@@coolcat737 I was wonderin!
You mean roasted out of her gourd?
When you see your custom character in a cutscene.
oh my god this is too good and underrated
miljan zbork underrated comment
i laughed harder than i should have at this
That intro caught me off-guard😂haven’t watched old JRE in a while.
Trevor's passion never gets old in this video.
he's dumb
@@Flat_Earth_AddySays the flat-earther.
@@matteomastrodomenico1231 Yes.
Joe: Play the clip, I am enjoying his anger.
Joe: “but that’s what a UA-cam video IS” lol
Same here
Me2 Joe me2
😂😂😂
Joe: His voice is annoying asf, Let's play more 😂
I love how Joe is just watching Trevor watch this video like a mom watching her kids open Christmas presents
@J_eagle Snickerdoodle you don't think it's there so he can simultaneously watch his guests? Ya jackass
I would say Trevor is looking at the video like a Mum watching her kid shoplift.
Chandler Saunders that’s a fucking good one lmao
A Christmas present he knows Trevor doesn't want 😂😂 like socks
Chandler Saunders , yeah man! Joe’s got a creepy stare while drinking that beer. Hilarious!
This is one of the first video/ podcasts I have ever seen from joe rogan and its not ending. Help.
"We weren't doing wholesale intellectual studies of science when people were building pyramids" - I beg to differ
Facts
He’s not quite what I thought a palaeontologist would look like…I dig it
I see what you did there. 😅
no he does
Yeah the heart tattoo makes him seem more credible!
He’s more of a PIE-laeontoligist 🥧
He’s the smartass that usually comes out and points where to dig and goes to lunch 🙃
Get a partner that defends you the way Trevor defends dinos
Wish I'd gotten that advice before I got married lol.
Gregory Sullivan Please stop doing drugs and listening to Eddie Bravo. We do not date objects using something of a similar age, that is primitive and is only used by loggers trying to eyeball how old a tree is by comparing it to a tree they already cut down, which is just for their own entertainment. How we actually date objects is by carbon dating. In which we find out how much carbon is left in the specimen, and calculate using the half life of carbon to see appropriately within in 1-3 thousand years how old something is.
@Gregory Sullivan No stupid, I actually went to school for this. They had me calculate how old a hypothetical sediment sample was based on how much carbon was left in the sample, and the half-life of carbon. Do not argue with someone that is educated over something you read at Flatearth dot com. Here is an illustration for made for children on the entire process of carbon dating, which evidently you need since you have the IQ of a child. www.sciencelearn.org.nz/image_maps/37-c-14-carbon-dating-process
P.S. Since you Young Earthers try to establish legitimacy about your preposterous claims, here is another link covering what you think is the way that all fossils are dated, which is relative dating, and the way that Fossils may also be dated, which is absolute dating. www.fossilera.com/pages/dating-fossils
Gregory Sullivan what the fuck are you saying? You trying to discredit somebody that gave you links that we all know you didn’t look at and went on to trash this guy because you speculate he overpaid for books? Like what? Thats some weak shit to tell someone for going to school no one gives a shit about carbon dating and i already seen you put two comments with the same topic in them as this one so quit being a dick to this guy for going to school
@@cerebralsmash5707 I just put him on mute after he doubled down when I gave him links. I'm not even going to school for Chemistry, I'm a Math major they just had me do some problems for carbon dating in Precalc and Physics. I usually spend between $50-150 a semester on Textbooks anyways and my state has free tuition for residents. Let's see who overspent on what when I'm making $70k starting for a career with a $130k median salary, with extreme upwards mobility. He could easily spend $1,500 at the high end to take introductory courses that explain basic science and mathematics, but he'd rather be a student of the University of UA-cam.
The intro when Joe Rogan talks about why he doesn't like video essays and blogs because of the lack of a factchecking mechanism.... can someone please show that to... Joe Rogan?
A-FRICKEN-MEN. How many times has Rogan had some psuedo science peddling asshole on his show like Graham Hancock and just let the bastard sit there and spew easily debunked horseshit without fact checking a single word or have a real archeologist on to counter him.
The look on Joe face as he watching him watch the video😂😂😂
I need someone to smile at me the way Joe smiles at an angry paleontologist
lol!
ROFL
Angry rock doctor: "REEEEEEE!"
Joe: "Hey man, you ever try DMT?"
T R E an angropologist if you will
Get them stoned as Joe is.
This guy should have been the lead in Jurassic world.
Chris Pratt: too thin and not passionate enough. Bring in the big boy.
Hhahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
😂😂😂😂💯💯
There was a guy like him in the second jurassic park, one of in gen's crew
@@martytdd1606 he gained the ability to talk to other humans in his late 20s
Love how joe just watches old mate rather than the video 😂😂😂😂😂
2:10 that one got me lol. Joe was waiting for it
I love how Joe Rogan never looks at the TV. He's just looking at this dude getting triggered.
lmao i was thinking the same he is looking in between him and jesse just waiting
Joe is a true pro legend troll
There are 2 tvs in the room. One comfortable for the guest one for Joe cause they sit opposite of each other.
You realize joe has a screen infront of him , you can see the light reflecting on his face ...
because its hilarious :)
like an annoyed child
He’s passionate, don’t test someone’s knowledge when they’re passionate and educated about a certain subject. Mans does this for a living
Unless you want the worst verbal-beating of your life and question Why you are even alive in the first place afterwards😂
Yeah, especially when its a conspiracy theorist lol
Most academics are passionate when you challenge fundamental ideas central to their field with ludicrous, unfounded assertions. Or they just ignore them as the intellectual plebeians that they are, knowing it's a complete waste of energy to give them any thought.
jpin0002 jpin0002 I mean, Trevor seemed like he put up a good explanation for everything he challenged...
The Wolffe Clan Official only dictionary we use is urban dictionary💀
My uncle does this for a living and has showed me what to looks for when I’m hiking and I find shit all the time
swearing really loses its effect when someone uses it as a personality substitute
I want to be passionate about something the way this guy is about paleontology
You think this guy is passionate about paleontology? Clearly you've never seen George St-Pierre talking about dinosaurs.
@@mpbsmithaa GSP said he didn't like the digging aspect though.
I'm passionate toward my belief that intentionally idiotic people should be disenfranchised and made to live on an island. Especially history deniers.
Some of us are passionate about everything we know. You should watch an otherwise emotionless IT guy with a wonky eye come to life and lose his shit over some ridonkulous assertion about poor security in AMD processors made up by a clueless Intel Fanboy.
I'm a passionate masturbator...
I honestly think the myth of dragons in stories came from people who found dinosaurs and couldnt explain it and imagined what these creatures were
I think Dragons represent mankind’s earliest fears while they were transitioning between tree-dwelling and ground-dwelling. Dragons are like snakes, birds, dangerous lizards and big cats all rolled into one. I believe they represent our natural predators and/or animals that could fuck our shit up while we were still young as a species. But you could be right, too. I kind of like your idea.
There actually ARE theories about this because the geographic areas of the world where cultures developed dragon mythology do, in fact, coincide with either geological areas rich in fossils directly, or else trade routes passed through those areas, such as the Chinese silk road. The Gobi desert in Mongolia is loaded heavy with fossil finds that were very likely discovered at some point by traveling merchants who may very well have collected and sold pieces to Chinese people, perhaps of some importance, while fabricating stories of their origins.
Similar theories exist about why there even IS dragon mythology that exists in many different cultures since times before they ever had real contact.
Dragon are real so as giants but dinosaurs are not real that's for kid to brain wacht them as a lil kid
jloudd 22 Hey man, YOURE not real.
@@jloudd2284 I'm just gonna take this as satire
0:46 The concept Rogan states here is why peer-review is so important.
Natives of North America definitely knew of previous life that they found as permineralized stones. They used them as tools. I have many pieces of permineralized trees and bones shaped into tools. Odds are they weren’t aware exactly what it was. But wood looks like wood, teeth look like teeth and a ball joint is a ball joint
The Roman Empire never existed because I wasn’t there to see it
Exactly. I didn't witness my parents' birth, therefor neither them or i am real..
Dylan Grimes it existed because there are actual documents
@@cloudthekell /whoosh
Mr Solo Dolo VI but you see yourself and your parents
I was never born because I never saw my own birth....
This is the coolest paleontologist I’ve ever seen. Seems like a great guy to have at a BBQ
😂
For sure
Cool guy but he's too much like 'like to fight guy'..... the type who after a few beers will fight anyone who disagrees with him
You've been duped. I am pasting the comment I wrote elsewhere here for your elucidation, as I too referenced barbecues in it several weeks ago.
I don't like this fat man's "cool scientist" affectation. Like, I get it: he's talking like a sailor, he enjoys a drink, and instead of wearing a tweed jacket with leather elbow patches, here he is with his jersey and weird beard. These people's claims about dinosaurs were (and are) ludicrous and he needed only to dismantle them like a gentleman. But instead he chose academic pratfalls.
We get it, bud. You're totally avant-garde.
"We can do things like look at modern analogues and see how teeth are fucking made!"
To quote Step Brothers, "...I remember MY first beer."
Oh, and check out @ 3:34 - "FUCK you!" says the buffoon to the monitor. Then observe the silent "this loser is fuckin' batshit" look Joe gives Jamie. Ba ha ha! Dude, he's not laughing with you, he's laughing AT you.
And how cringe is @ 2:50 when he rolls up his sleeve to reveal the literal PROP PIECE he had tattooed into his flabby forearm?! The "Muh-gal-id-on."
How many goddamn people have watched the "cool scientist" roll up his sleeve at backyard barbecues and in bar rooms to witness this attention-seeker explain not only WHY he has the tattoo, but then listen to his purposefully mispronounced, baiting reference to that extinct super shark?
DOUCHE SCIENTIST: "Oh...this? Yeah, I got this 'cause I'm a totally radical PhD in dinosaurs, bruh."
BRUH: "What?! YOU? But it simply CAN'T BE!! I mean, no offence or anything, but...but I just CAN'T believe it!"
DOUCHE SCIENTIST: "You'd better believe it, bruh. Hey ladies, have you seen the Jurassic Park reboot with Chris Pratt?"
LADIES, IN UNISON: "Chris Pratt? Oh my god, we LOVE him!"
DOUCHE SCIENTIST: "...taught him everything he knows for that role. That's just how I roll. One second, folks." (TSSSSK!) (Chugging beer)
GATHERING MORONS: "Woah-ho-ho!" "CHUG-CHUG!" "That guy said he's a DOCTOR!" "What...THAT guy?" "Yes, THAT GUY!"
DOUCHE SCIENTIST: "So as I was saying, yes, I AM a Paleontologist everyone, and THIS is my MUH-GAL-ID-ON tattoo."
GIRL WITH BIG BOOBS: "Tee hee. This uh, might be a dumb question, but MUH-GAL-ID-ON? Isn't it pronounced M---"
"--MEYGUH-luh-don? I mean, sure, I SUPPOSE you could say it that way. Though they're really the same thing. Your em-fass-iss can be on a different sill-ah-bul."
MORONS: (Laughing collectively at what they take for an off-the-cuff remark)
LOL!
James Ash holy mother of pearl
I have the opposite issue and think a lot of animals we would think are fake, did in fact exist...but we’ll never have fossils of them because most life hasn’t left traces of existence.
As an example, Vikas Rao’s work Draconology on DeviantArt is a biologist’s view on spec evo where he covers everything from dragons, griffins, unicorns, trolls, and mer...to famous beasts like Mothman, Jersey Devil, the Minotaur, and many other global cryptids.
Bro this is golden
This guy looks like he gets into bar fights with people over dinosaurs after drinking too much beer and mountain dew
I would put that lil boy thru the ground & convert him into a flat earther
scott lingenfelter damn...
post malone
That's a fight that I'd like to be a part of, and I'm on his side. I like dinosaurs.
@@drunkendevil6960 I like turtles.
Joe Rogan's facial expression: we're recording gold here, folks.
Honestly, what’s better than watching an expert rip some dumbass apart
But not lmao
I want one of those crazy edits from this podcast.
It's pretty funny watching joe not even looking at the video playing and just watching the dude 😂
I love how he doesnt even watch the video and just waits for him to say something 😂
This is how much someone should love what they do.
The “fuck you” at 3:34 is so personal. 🤣
This dude is so passionate about his profession. When he gets angry, I also got angry with him.
Omg yes
Coz he knows the truth.
You have a problem.
Same lol only coz I wanted to be a paleontologist when I was little, I've always loved dinosaurs!
One word. Impressive.
“Your emphAsis can be on a different syllABLE.” Criminally underrated rated joke, it breaks my heart he didn’t get a chuckle
I rewound 6 times just to hear it again and again, I might even go back one more time just so I can go to sleep with a smile for once :)
Timestamp?
I don’t think it was a joke… he’s a weird dude… pronounces things weird
could you explain the joke to me? English isn't my first language lol
It was a bad joke that’s why no one laughed
"THAT'S BULLSHIT" .... a very effective counter argument
😂
Him getting so mad and not giving any benefit of the doubt makes me cringe and not trust him.
but then they pause the video, and he goes on to explain the facts that make the statement bullshit.
@@bendees555Shhh, don't question the narrative.
We want to stay deluded here, don't we?
@@Noticing-Enjoyer chem trails DO exists...this guy is a fake TV personality. Show us real data. this clown is completely different from Graham Hancock. This guy says nothing real. He found a whale...and stopped constructions. Trained by whom and for what?
12:30 when Joe asked for a beer man! i felt that i was there with them! felt home!!
“The irony of the Information Age is that it has given new respectability to uninformed opinion.”
― John Lawton
no dude, his name is Joe Rogan, its in the title, c'mon
The information age has 50.cal BFMG'd human capability and intelligence to unfathomable levels, quantum computing? Using subatomic particles to transmit information and perform calculations that would take centuries through binary code. Or creating lifeforms out of stem cells and program it neurologically to travel through your arteries to release medicine in a very particular spot, then biodegrade 100% (xenobots, check it). Or mechanical photosynthesis, teraforming is totally possible. Or the creation of an element ( theoretically) never existed before, Liquid Hydrogen which is possibly the new super fuel for space n shit. But on the flipside it has caused our collective average intelligence to plummet and our susceptibility to mass manipulation grow to the highest in history exponentially. I think the most detremental effect common technology has had is how easy it has become to meet random people to bang. Societies are on a tipping point, either we will die by our own hand, or we find more space for our population boom. Oh and howsome of the greatest minds in all of physics, math, engineers etc are designing drones capable of worldwide remote control deckd with missiles n .50c 200 rounds.
The point of human existence is to benefit each other.
-Me, 2020
I am stoned as fuck
@@johnoster4098 It's pretty obvious you were stoned when you wrote this, as it does not apply at all to the quote I posted.