Time stamps: 00:00 - Intro ( summer is not over yet) 1:34 - Boomers as parents 5:00 - Jeffrey Epstein talk 6:42 - History of mixed martial arts 16:00 - Billy red balls watched The day the 60s died 25:45 - Some more great ad reads 36:12 - Transition to Billy's greatest hits 38:01 - Bill sings about Canada 39:53 - Women should stay at home ( im sure Nia loved that one) 46:09 - Montreal comedy festival 1:01:23 - Email from a braud (comedians are just whiny bitches) 1:05:08 - Email from a gay guy 1:07:31- Email asking for some of Billy's amazing advice for some weirdo sex shit 1:15:13 - Asking for advice on how to woo a girl featuring Nia 1:36:51 - Wet t shirt competition, overrated or underrated ? 1:40:34 - Gene Hackman, underrated ? 1:43:37 - Joe DeRosa, underrated ? 1:44:47 - Chicks with big noses, underrated ? 1:46:26 - Nia and Bill argue if women should just be stay at home moms 1:54:04 - Outro song I love all you cunts, have a great day.
Why I Love Bill Burr: He's who we all want to be. Not pretentious, or hate-fueled, or biased. Just a guy, doing his best to be honest to himself and others...And who could turn absolutely anything funny as hell.
@@amateuranth2796 getting spanked is weird to you, you must be the kind who is saying things like I love you, your hair is like the ocean, And traffic was bad but you had audio book on tape.
"Ol frick n'frack almost left the sack.."!! I am so envious of your wife and kid dude.. that they get to live with you and hear all the tangential, spontaneous and hysterical ideas that come from your brain.😂😊😂 you're the best man✌🍻
Capoeira is a Brazilian martial art designed to fight government soldiers, it’s a fighting style combined with dance so people could openly practice the martial art in the streets without being discovered
David Carradine on "Kung Fu:" Wait for it ... Wait for it ... Wait for it ... Wait for it ... Wait for it ... Wait for it ... Wait for it ... Wait for it ... One minute left in the show... OK, go.
Man that's exactly what my grandmother said, "the reason because the parents are both working "!!! She went through the depression but luckily she couldn't tell because they lived like you're supposed to.
Amazing how you can feel so confident in being able to predict Bill's comedic comments then he hits you with "It's like your balls are cutting weight for a fight" about naturally sweaty people based on an ad read. It's great to know that after years of listening he can still throw a line in a second that will make you howl.
Steven Bertram same here man. That’s why I’m here. Found your comment. I don’t have any other social media other than UA-cam. Anyone know what’s up. Hahahah need my billy red balls fix
David Kimowitz, a comedy club owner, was murdered over the weekend and Bill decided not to do a podcast so soon after. He said it on his Twitter. I don't know if that applies to the Thursday podcast though
AJay The TeK A baby boomer was born after WWII between 1946 (when there was a boom on the amount babies born) - early 60s. Gen-Xers from mid 60s thru early 80s. Millennial douche canoes 80s until...I don’t care. Allen Pallin said so. Tell’em stevedave.
if someone tries to tell me summer is over because it's August i'm just going to be like bitch go put a sweater on then , ya thought not, it's still fucking 90 degrees out. lol
Thank God New came in on that...of course the first one you'll never forget, you'll regret leaving her, but you get 3 good ones at most. Just how it is.
Time stamps:
00:00 - Intro ( summer is not over yet)
1:34 - Boomers as parents
5:00 - Jeffrey Epstein talk
6:42 - History of mixed martial arts
16:00 - Billy red balls watched The day the 60s died
25:45 - Some more great ad reads
36:12 - Transition to Billy's greatest hits
38:01 - Bill sings about Canada
39:53 - Women should stay at home ( im sure Nia loved that one)
46:09 - Montreal comedy festival
1:01:23 - Email from a braud (comedians are just whiny bitches)
1:05:08 - Email from a gay guy
1:07:31- Email asking for some of Billy's amazing advice for some weirdo sex shit
1:15:13 - Asking for advice on how to woo a girl featuring Nia
1:36:51 - Wet t shirt competition, overrated or underrated ?
1:40:34 - Gene Hackman, underrated ?
1:43:37 - Joe DeRosa, underrated ?
1:44:47 - Chicks with big noses, underrated ?
1:46:26 - Nia and Bill argue if women should just be stay at home moms
1:54:04 - Outro song
I love all you cunts, have a great day.
Up you go!
You are a hero
you're a saint
Awwh nice one, mate!.
Expecting you to do this every week now. Thx dude
Why I Love Bill Burr: He's who we all want to be. Not pretentious, or hate-fueled, or biased. Just a guy, doing his best to be honest to himself and others...And who could turn absolutely anything funny as hell.
cracks me up when Bill reads the advertiser instructions out loud "host to talk about a time when he hurt his balls"
You always wonder if hes for real or just clowning for us :)
One of um almost leff the sac thereee lmao
I’ve had a rough fucking day and listening to Bill ramble has made this shit so much easier to get through. Thanks Bill
RIP Eddie
“For Monday August 1st” Bill you just gave me a heart attack.
This was a great one. Almost ran off the road when he was talking about the 60s.
I know I'm blowing through the 60s but this is *essentially* what happened. Love ya Billy.
He didn't even mean that. Perfect ahahaha
9:21 “I’m just gonna go with this confidently, reassuringly and.. whatever the third word is that means confidently”😂
Do you ever do small l.a. things big fan just wondering
Does bill burr still do small venues
Lol bill burr is such a great guide for life lol of a decent asswhole
James Ramirez I’m not sure I’m not from la haha.
im in donegal and im tired at work everyday because of your videos keeping me up all night laughing lol
WhAt ThE fUcK dId YoU dO tOdAy?”
Oh I went shoppiiiiiiing...
For meeeeeeeeeeeee
Gots me them booooots
saw this as he said it
Bill Burr’s “Monday/Wednesday morning podcast” always on time billy
You are literally the best podcaster today. I love the content and i gotta give a watch to that 60's documentary. I love everything about the 60's.
Lol
"Asians are the Italians of martial arts, except it's not food, it's fighitng." -Billy Deep Thoughts.
Martial Arts was created in Africa, thousands of years before the 1st African migrated to the Asiatic region... Hotep!
@Sam Choy You're Wrong, boy...ua-cam.com/video/AHr4ekIq2HQ/v-deo.html
@abandoned failer Fake Account Trolls, Go Fuck Yourselves.......'You People',,,, LOL...They're your ancestors, too, dumb-asses....LOL
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I knew this would be the top comment. Knew it
1:13:14 "in the background you hear *fapping sounds*" dude, that was so randomly hilarious I fell off my chair backwards laughing
Old Monk same
Old Monk 😂😂
Bro I said exactly the same thing about the same part. I fucking lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
How did he even do that effect? LMAO.
I wish I could forget what day it is, Bill's living the freakin dream!
Lex Luthor = mean Mr Clean, that was a good one
Idk if I can ever call him Lex Luthor again
i know i can't @@BariNgozi
3:50 Ernest Heamingway with the deamons in your head 😂😂😂😂
hdjadaj fdjhkfshfks What is a “deamon”? Lol 🤔
@@spongeblonde1309 😁
This is one of the best episodes of this podcast. I listened 5 years ago when it dropped, I'm back in '24 still cracking up! 🤣 👌🏽
Bill Burr brings u the essential 60's...available from time/life!
Buddy I'm a brown guy living in winnipeg mb canada born in bc... here cause of wife ... your the best thing since dave Chappelle thank you
19:40 funniest shit ever. The pretend wife slap hahahaha funniest shit ever
You know Bill's getting old when he is fascinated by bridges..
Not Jeff Bridges either.
1.30am just in time Billy boy! But
I get the weirdest dreams sleeping to your podcast.
🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪🥪 🥪
GET ON IT!!!!!
Were you being spanked?🤣🤪
@@amateuranth2796 getting spanked is weird to you, you must be the kind who is saying things like I love you, your hair is like the ocean, And traffic was bad but you had audio book on tape.
@@Basementjacks what? Lol
Jesus I never realized how short his attention span is😂😂
Who?.........Oh yeah Bill Burr 😂
@@williamsherman1089 is just saying she’s
The chemistry of bill n nia is so smooth and seamless, it's criminal.
28:00 most red pill best advice I have ever heard! This is my personal timestamp. I love you, Bill!
I met Bill Burr. This is a true statement. We lived next door to each other until I moved. Too much Bill's not enough real money..LIKE GOLD lol
"Ol frick n'frack almost left the sack.."!! I am so envious of your wife and kid dude.. that they get to live with you and hear all the tangential, spontaneous and hysterical ideas that come from your brain.😂😊😂 you're the best man✌🍻
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Capoeira is a Brazilian martial art designed to fight government soldiers, it’s a fighting style combined with dance so people could openly practice the martial art in the streets without being discovered
Mac & Cheese that was hilarious when he reffered to that
"He needs to go out there and CRUSH SOME ASS!" Quote filed. 🤣
Bill whispering "you gotta hurt them before they fucking hurt you" had me rolling lmao
David Carradine on "Kung Fu:"
Wait for it ...
Wait for it ...
Wait for it ...
Wait for it ...
Wait for it ...
Wait for it ...
Wait for it ...
Wait for it ...
One minute left in the show...
OK, go.
I love these down to earth talks, godam
I wish a few people did something like the bill burr podcasts
Lol im loving the peptalk for the virgin guy. You can hear Bill actually hyping himself up in the process lol.
"walking around in their Nancy Regan suit, looking I'm doing stuff. " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bill Burr. You're much more than a comedian, you're a genius!
We me & my son love your podcast thank you for the smiles
It's always getting a like and a comment when it's Bill Burrs podcast.
Lets appreciate that Billy Bubbel Butt takes an hour two Times a week to record this to keep us fans Happy.
You know what I’ve been into lately? Bridges
😂
Haven’t we all.
He always catches himself. I have never heard him mess up the Thursday Afternoon Right Before Friday Monday Morning Podcast.
Hey Billy boo, right on time. That's my buddy 👍🤗
I love listening to you Bill.
Your laugh is the best laugh ever!
Thanks for the pod casts
20:33 had me stopped what I was doing and just erupt in laughter
drinking at close to 6am. i cant think of anything better to be tuning into.
Hope your ok brother
"sitting with the demons in your head" . instant kill
If he should ever decide to pick up an alcoholic drink again, Bill needs to be on "Drunk History."
Great job again Bill. Thankyou 👍
Man that's exactly what my grandmother said, "the reason because the parents are both working "!!! She went through the depression but luckily she couldn't tell because they lived like you're supposed to.
Listening to this in 2022 laughing my ass off while taking a shower
You talk so much that i am so happy to learn english, thank you
1:25:57 "you have to get off that last skank like 'what the fuck am I doing'" me 😂😂😂💀
Amazing how you can feel so confident in being able to predict Bill's comedic comments then he hits you with "It's like your balls are cutting weight for a fight" about naturally sweaty people based on an ad read. It's great to know that after years of listening he can still throw a line in a second that will make you howl.
Subscribed - not sure what took me so long!
“Because of the demooooon!! 😂😂
Hey Reddy Mercury where is the Monday Podcast 08/05/2019?
Steven Bertram same here man. That’s why I’m here. Found your comment. I don’t have any other social media other than UA-cam. Anyone know what’s up. Hahahah need my billy red balls fix
David Kimowitz, a comedy club owner, was murdered over the weekend and Bill decided not to do a podcast so soon after. He said it on his Twitter. I don't know if that applies to the Thursday podcast though
Loser McGee thanks man!! I don’t have Twitter. But I saw a reddit post from bill. Somthin about a tragic loss. Makes sense. Thanks again 👍
20:37 wtf 😂😂😂
I enjoy your podcast, you have interesting thoughts. Have a Great day, or dont, I'm not telling you what to do. xD
the guys you read adds for must laugh their asses off when they hear your reads, right before they cancel you lol.
"Took out the ol' meat hammer and started banging some nails" 😂
Frick and frack almost fell out of the sack. Killed me.
bill's hey maaan always has me dying lol
Joe rogan reads Google and thinks he invented it 👍
hes white what did u expect
@@Subject__ Joe rogan is not white!! He's a fake Caucasian 😄
2 hour Thursday Podcast two hours left of work. Dope
Just got off
I save it for when I got off.
Yo what’s the outro song? It’s pretty good
yes whats the song please
The way he says it kills me!
...seems like a lot of extra metal.
Hahah his bit on owning a business is gold😂😂
David Carradine is the father of MMA 😂😂😂
10:14 "First rule of fight club ..." Immediately came to the forefront of my mind.
"Well, for meeeeeeeeee!"
6 in the morning and I'm just hearing this woke me up out of a f****** sleep 😴
I really find listening to you try to read and speak super entertaining.
Just write it off in your taxes next year☠️🤣
24:00 lol "you ain't f'n workin, just watch the episode"
1:09:30 Targaryans have wed brother and sister for centuries 😂😂😂😂
Superb Bill!
First asian baby boomerr:
RIP Bruce Lee 1940-1973
From Seattle, WA.
I get my facts from Bill.
Bill who?
The first white kamikazee from 1944.
:D
AJay The TeK A baby boomer was born after WWII between 1946 (when there was a boom on the amount babies born) - early 60s. Gen-Xers from mid 60s thru early 80s. Millennial douche canoes 80s until...I don’t care.
Allen Pallin said so. Tell’em stevedave.
September 20 is my birthday. Thanks for hyping it there Bilbo Ballsack. =)
Ol Billy History there!
First 15 minutes is like an episode of Drunk History. Jesus, Bill.
2 hours?!? You must love us bill...whattau aah faaaaaaag?
Sam ...do you not understand his stupid play on words?
The feet of furiousness brother you slay me keep busting it out
When the 2011 portion started playing, thought I was listening to Gavin Mcinnes there for a second
if someone tries to tell me summer is over because it's August i'm just going to be like bitch go put a sweater on then , ya thought not, it's still fucking 90 degrees out. lol
"you would get thrown in jail for doing something like that today"
that didn't age well 😕😳🤣🤣
13:06 “All those pretentious cunts who just look up shit” 😂
A Great comedian is one who makes you laugh at yourself. Thanks Bill.
This isnt the right podcast but the one where bill tells me if you're depressed make ur fuking bed and wash your dishes is a life saver
Anyone who name drops "my mansion" is clearly living at their parents house.
"Lex lugorr" lol
Hahahah Bill, Mia Is kicking your ass!
How has Bill Burr never done Drunk History?
Well he's been sober for a while now so... HE'S OFF BOOZING
The best part of this podcast is the Nia section at the end.
Straight to ranting. That’s why I listen billy boy
Thanks for the podcast Billy buccfoi.
1:56:55 if that isn't some moody blues inspired shit, I don't know what is XD
Great 60s rant love it
The song is Mexico by Night Moves
Sounded like you really didn't know thee year there Bill LOL
Thank God New came in on that...of course the first one you'll never forget, you'll regret leaving her, but you get 3 good ones at most. Just how it is.