Alpha Money Guru Bros in a Nutshell
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Can’t. I gotta stay on my sigma grindset.
ok
Is this part of the Alpha male agenda?
The return of the hacker, from that one video.
Btw he has no eyes it's just his nose moving around
You should have made this video $20 to watch just for the full immersion
Hahhahahaha!
Their "courses" cost thousands. Worst I've heard of was for 500,000 USD with a discount to bring it down to a mere 200,000 USD.
@@scragar if you have the money for that then you don’t even need the course lol
@@yesnt4001ah, terraria
@@scragarimagine if the first advice in that course is not to waste too much money on things that aren't worth it as well
referred to himself as an alpha instead of 'sigma' such humility from a young topg
How does this ranking work? Beta male are apparently worse than alpha but sigma, the 18th letter is better than alpha? what about zeta, eta, theta... omicron and the whole other bunch?
@@voidling2632 think of it like a grading system. B teir is beta, A teir is Alpha, S teir is sigma, a L is Ligma
@@chanelinks7851 what's li-
@@R0TEK no don’t do it it’s a trap quickly someone stop him.
@@R0TEK *L I G M A B A L L S !*
As a certified alpha male grinder: level 69, bestowed onto myself by the council of Sigmas, I can confirm this is true.
Your parents are raised a liar
I woke up in a new Bugatti
Top G shit
@@revearain7692 and your's raised a mistake
level 69? Pathetic. i am 69 at the power of 2, for you to be THIS lazy just shows you arent a biological true alpha omega giga chad. Better keep up that grind on the weekends since it gives 2x XP.
If you don’t got a sports car for every day of the week you aren’t committed to the grind 💪💯💯
Instructions unclear, currently in the custody of Romanian police
update: fellow top G alpha males, I tried asking them how many Bugattis they have. They laughed and flipped me off. How do I proceed?
The real alphas are the Romanian courts that can hold people indefinitely until they find something to charge them with
@@DeadBaron they dont even need to find any thing tate outright admitted his crimes in tape they holding him so he wont try to escape the country
LoL.
Indeed, and I bet they know LEAGUES more on how to be a man that a bald Taint on the universe's arse 😆
Classic Andrew Tate L
The fact this actually does happen is a big yikes
And some people don’t have the perception to know it’s a scam or are just desperate.
@@blindinghornet9079 It's just natural selection doing its thing. Let nature run its course.
The fact there are people who use the word "yikes" unironically makes me lose hope on humanity
@@jinglejangle1533 you must be fun at parties
@@jinglejangle1533 ok redditor
In a different context, digging up pirate treasure and using genie lamps is great advice for Runescape.
Gamers were the real sigmas all along
@@Murks33 True
This is accurate as hell 😂
Also
I’m first 💀
No you weren't
@@domowomo2125 you know you could tag people
@@supershoutmonx8327 he replied to op, he doesn't have to tag him when he's literally the guy who posted the comment.
People always say it's accurate but few talk from personal experience 🤔
All of their advice boils down to: Don't buy anything that you enjoy and never take breaks. Now, sign-up for more of my courses if you wanna be rich like me! 😂
But if you think about it.
If you are focussing all your life on your success, you can easily get rich.
Should start in school and not in your forties, though....
@@blablup1214 you can never easliy get rich most rich pepole now days are born rich and they worked less in there entire life then the lower class all these course lead you to be another work drone .
@@blablup1214 yeah but success is relative and doesn't always lead to wealth
@@Logansaurus01 Naturally. But in my experience , money helps a lot in life. So "grinding" to graduate from university was definitly worth it. That I met my wife there was also a plus 😁
@@blablup1214 that may be but the usual problem is that not everyone will be able to achieve said success...many try to push an idea that anyone can become rich if he just has enough will and discipline but try saying that when you're in a country where nepotism is the currency. My own dad for example wored until up to 3 am and then some mf who hardly showed up got the promotions, over and over again, simply because he knows people. Nowdays it's even worse, you need nepotism to get a job in the first place...I only got to college because someone on the inside helped despite passing Mt entrance exam. But that's where my luck ended, and the nepotism is over.
Bro the discord mod that hacks in video game has returned to this channel
What a legend
I wonder how he managed to convince his parents to not kick him out of the house?
@@yuichikita6018 It's a different mom in the video, right? XD
It’s an ingenious feedback loop: the more your viewers disrespect women, the more women reject them, the more they are addicted to the alpha male fantasy
I think it’s a good thing, it singles out those who would’ve been cunts by forcing them to show they’re cunts before they’re in a relationship.
This is so accurate and tragic at the same time because you know some people believe what they are saying and start treating others poorly.
Well you gotta belive in something, even if that something is something unhealthy.
Lot of people treat others poorly without these guys advice. I think the ironic thing is that actually paying a "top g" to learn how to be a "top g" is the most "beta" or whatever thing you can possibly do and probably only basement dwellers with no life or job do such things
@@AyaJuni that's not a good way to look at it, I'd rather believe nothing than buy the dumbest scams just to feel better.
@@ginogatash4030 I don't think they're trying to say it's preferable. Instead, it's a natural, almost unavoidable part of human psychology. People believe in all sorts of irrational things to help them cope with the harshness of reality.
@AlphaOmega1237 it's definitely them saying it's preferable. Hence the "even if it's unhealthy".
"Pls mom I'm just an alpha male" is such a genius line XD
I click on one of those financial advice videos once and it was 20 minutes of a guy in a suit telling people to commit tax evasion.
I don't know why, but this is giving me Shawshank Redemption flashbacks.
"Red, I'm going to commit tax evasion"
That could be a way to get rich. Another could be to rob a bank.
There isn't mention of vaguely what you will be doing, so why click on it. "That's right guys, no dropshipping, no this, no that, no stocks trading, click the link below to learn about my course, I already have many satisfied customer reviews".
Someone out there will click on it and maybe that's all the scam guy needs.
The energy is at least better than the 45 minute video about how to get women or if it was about getting rich and that'll get you women..Why would I want a gold digger, probably the same as these newer ones where it relies only on a few falling for it to be a worthwhile scam, presuming it was a scam. I'm not going through 45min of a scam-seeming video to find out.
Man, his mom's fine af
bro down bad for an mspaint drawing 💀
true
We are supposed to be sigma males. Not simps. Dont stray from the lessons learned today. Now grab a shovel and find some X's on the ground.
"Calm down son, it's just a drawing"
Kakyoin?
The funniest part of the modern griftosphere is that the old adage ‘the only get rich quick scheme that works is selling get rich quick schemes’ has now become something people sell too
"As a 16 year old I know I'm already past my prime"
That hit me right in the balls
"Im 16 Im past my prime" Im 16 and I fully agree
I can see it in your pfp
Man imagine being 22. Mid 20s, completely washed, past everything that had any value. Shit sucks man, wish I could be 16 again
As a 40 year old, I can confirm that it's all downhill from 16. Enjoy.
I'm turning 30 this year. As someone who pissed away their teenage years and 20s being sad and pathetic, live your life man. Time is a ever fleeting concept, and the older you get the quicker it goes. You've so much you can still do and you've barely even started.
As opposed to the downers in this reply section, fuck that. Live life to the fullest, and things will change as you get older, but there is absolutely no reason that means you have to fall into the nostalgia trap. A lesson I learned from the book "Tuesdays with Morrie" is that there is no joy or happiness to be found in wallowing in what the past held. Now is now and it will never be now again. Relish it.
This is hilariously accurate.
Saw a video where some scumbag (I think his name is Mirrion) was saying all the stereotypical ways that men are better than women and that all women are hoes, etc. and that she needs to know how to make a sandwich since he's the real prize in the relationship.
A woman immediately retorted by asking him if he knows how to make a sandwich, to which his response was, "no, because I don't need to know how to make a sandwich because that's what you're here for."
You can't call yourself any kind of man if you don't know how to take care of yourself, because the only people who don't know how to take care of themselves are called children.
sick burns
That guy is utter trash, in one of his vids he said that a women becomes the mans property when they get married by taking his name.
This is why gutting out sex education has dire consequences. ...that an why we need a wealth tax.
Or disabled people? We exist :/ and shouldn't be looked down upon for being dependent.
@@_gorillazfreakinc._2There is a world of difference between don't know and cannot.
My wife got a good chuckle watching this... uhh I mean... not that I care what lower life forms think!
This is so accurate I'm crying
I love how this is almost entirely a jab at Tate fans lmao
Not just Tate but all his little disciples that are springing up in his place like that kid who's parents came from Romania and that other skinny Tate look-alike.
@@shannonolivas9524 oh aye yeah, them as well, it's just he's the head of that massive pyramid scheme.
Dan lok as well
Is there some Sneak0 in there also? 😂
Andrew Tate fans don't exist. Period.
I had a friend who became a huge rich influencer like the character. Always telling everyone how to make money. Posing with helicopters and Corvettes. The thing is, he acts like he is a self made millionaire but he is just a dude with a rich dad.
It's amazing how many "successful" people's advice is really just "have rich parents or friends."
This isn’t even a “nutshell”, this is the full picture
I have never understood the appeal of ‘Alpha Gs’ like this. But then again, I’m a grown ass man whose secure about this hobbies and his masculinity.
Pirates hate him, women hate him, everyone basically hates him.
All for good reason
This has: if your homeless buy a house energy
i mean if you dont have a home and have money buy a house
@@jpeg.. Oh, thanks man! I’ve had millions of dollars just lying around, but have struggled with getting a house until you gave me this wonderful advice.
I never would’ve thought that the solution to not having a house is just buying one 🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥
@@facepalm6315 you're welcome 🤗
@@jpeg..If you don’t have food and but you have money, then just use your money to buy food! This is a simple trick that most people forget. Stay strong, Sigmas!
@@facepalm6315 🗿
Dammit, you nailed this so perfectly that it was probably drawn with a hammer.
On one hand, it's funny how accurate this is.
On the other hand, It's terrifying how accurate this is.
The fact that even one person takes people like Andrew Tate seriously, Scares me
Thankfully it's 90% teenage boys who will grow out of it, tho it still sucks and there are still plenty of dickhead who brains are warped this way.
Just call him "Andrew 'Anal' Taint" and consider it a constructive day done 😏
Yup, good thing he's in jail
Yeah, but how many Bugattis you got, bruv? /s
I don't think it's hard to understand why people take him seriously, honestly. If you watch some of his talking, it's clearly stylized self-help, "no bs", "quit complaining and grind" type stuff people have been selling for years. Tony Robbins did this grift for decades before this
As a female, I learned a lot from this
Yep, exactly what a Lulu player would say.
As an alphabet I lawfully have to disrespect you….. you lower life form.
"Hate yourself"
Stay away from alpha GtopAlphas
Female? Sorry hun, you watched the video so now you're an alpha male
I love how disinterested the guru sounds when he isn’t talking about specifically hating women
Implying that the only topic he is talking about that he cares about is hating women
Can’t say I didn’t see this coming
You forgot the part where he tells you to hire people to do housework and the like for you so you can focus on the grind
As a teacher it's frightening how many kids (12-14 years old) keep mentioning or quoting the "alpha Gs". To give an example, I was really happy to see they had been getting into chess over the last few weeks, thought there was some trend inspiring them to train their thinking skills. Turns out it was because of Andrew Tate
He really did kick off the new surge in chess interest. I wouldn't worry about it much, kids at that age have attention spans the length of a human finger. Now that he can't put out content anymore someone else will fill the void with a new message quickly. These kids will barely remember all this stuff in 3-4 years
Sucks about everything else he's "teaching"
@@fark69 I'm sorry, but that's not how the malleable minds of children and teens work. It is in your youth that you establish the fundamentals of your being, that is why teachers are concerned.
They aren't grown enough to understand the implications of what they're believing, AND it is something that will contribute to shaping them for the future.
It is a bigger problem than it seems.
@@Zeverinsen Have you ever seen a kid grow up? Every 3 years they like a whole new set of characters, ideas, and activities. And when you ask them about the things they used to like, they act like those things are for babies or for idiots...
theyre kids they also might forget who andrew tate is in the span of 1 tiktok
the way he immediately begs his mom to let him stay is priceless
Instructions were all very clear and easy to understand. *I am now wanted in 47 countries.*
Better start living in Romania. Heard the police and law enforcements can be bribed there.
@@djoakeydoakey1076 Yeah, just don’t argue with a teenage girl on the internet
Who knew that talking down to people would result in them giving you money?
I think most of us take that kind of abuse for free!
Some consider rude behavior as a show of confidence. It's just being an ass
This is way too accurate. I absolutely love it, oops all bangers over here
such good satire i want to end myself by how real this feels
You know, it’s like Tate getting arrested created a power vacuum cause Jesus Christ the amount of alpha sigma grinder dude bros clogging up my feed has exploded
Civil war in the alpha space? I'm waiting for the drama between all of them calling eachother frauds and scam artists. That's usually how these things go
I don't know what is funnier, the fact that this summarize every single so called "How to be a male" course or the accurate representation of it's followers
Wow!! Those secrets were crazy! I never thought about looking for pirate's buried treasure. Also I need to find a geenie. How hasn't anyone thought of this before? That's easy money bro 🤑
Pro tip the first way to make more money is to stop buying access to courses on "how to save/make more money" lol
The DEEP v and the gold chain are really all you need to see to know this guy is gonna have some…questionable(?)…things to say. Wonderful character design.
Simon Cam
SCam
Nice
Damn, I love mr. S. Cam! He's so honest and trustworthy.
Everybody is an Alpha male till mommy threats not to make the Dino chickey nuggys.
My brother does this and i am very concerned for him
"The reason why you're not rich is that you're not giving *me* enough money."
The chessboard was way too accurate.
As a rep from the old chess community we do not accept the new "alpha" additions to chess.
The best way to get a lot of money?
Have a lot of money
I feel like a lot of people these days think members of the other sex are just trash, when really it's mostly the trashy people that get the attention in the first place. Decent people who just wanna live a quiet life/be left alone won't be online a lot in the first place so of course they're gonna be harder to find.
So, you’re saying that although most people keep to themselves, trashy people go out of their way to find *YOU?!*
@@bensoncheung2801 They seem to be competing for any and all attention to the tune of the algorithm gods. I certainly hope there aren't any trashy people out there going out of their way to find me.
The same can be said about race, political party, and age. Most people don’t reflect the behaviors that we see online, but the few who compete for attention drag everyone down with them.
@@facepalm6315 It hurts when people associate LGBTQ+ people like myself with THOSE people. As if our goal is anything beyond acceptance, equity, and being ourselves.
@_gorillaz freakinc._2 that and the ones just smearing the community by pretending to support it. If you ever say a bad take just look at their profile. Most of the bad actors don't even have any likes, Playlist or info on their account. A little digging the argu both sides to troll
the X on the ground Grindset is legit, gotta find at LEAST 5 of those a day to even break even.
Some of them have fossils. I heard it from a raccoon.
Andrew Tate in a nutshell.
Definitely worth my $600 Mr Alpha omega king. Keep being a top g
For once, I'm glad I have no idea what CircleToons is talking about.
Didn't expect a Tate rip from Circle. Good stuff. I learned about this waste of a human right after he got arrested and I am absolutely shocked at what he got up to. Again, good vid.
I just have an okay job that lets me afford a comfortable lifestyle and some small stocks... does that mean I've wasted my life.
I appreciate the constant zooming in and out for the full experience
As an alpha god king sigma grinder, I can confirm this is all true. There is one more super mega alpha tier grinder tip however- evade taxes. The government is just a bunch of loser broke bottom g betas and try to steal your money you earned grinding like a real god tier sigma alpha. Never pay your taxes.
You know he ain't a top G cause he has a chess board
Time spent learning trivial boardgames could be spent grinding more
Your videos are fucking amazing. This one is a masterpiece. Keep up the good work. Please
“Gotta respect the grind.” Is starting to sound a whole like “You gotta respect de enslavement.” These days.
Okay, but does he have over 80 million power in rise of kingdoms?
that last frame was the most cursed one you drew in years
This'll definitely help my grind.💪😎
How to make a ton of money like an Money Guru
1) Rent expensive shit with the money you inherited from your parents
2) Start a $3000 course but have it be advertised at 90% off for a limited time only but it is actually always that price.
3) Record yourself saying buzzwords but not actually do anything, link this video behind the pay link in step 2.
4) Upload numerous videos and Vines/TickTocks with the course in step 2 linked in the description.
5) Live with yourself scamming desperate and/or dumb people into giving you their money. If you struggle with this step, best to ignore it.
6) Make -scam- money and continue to ask for money from your parents because they naturally are rich as hell and can easily support 10 normal families for a life time
I think I missed a step, I ended up getting ratioed on Twitter by some chick named Greta...
I want to laugh, but I don't like how accurate this is..
The only thing missing is the upsell pitch to the super duper omega boss g level membership for an extra $1000 a month.
Did you hear about the greek newsletter? Its called beta mail
Ill see myself out
mom is based af, damn.
As a 5-year old with a castle and Koenigsegg i can confirm that you need to get atleast a Bugatti at 7, or youre way behind the pack buddy.
Also, i sometimes moisturize my hands before playing with my Legos, just to stay in the grind.
Königsegg 4 lyfe brother.
happy to see on our my favorite creators is also making fun of the ridiculous manosphere weirdos
Remember sigmas! True alpha male giga chads don't get in to arguments with children on twitter that lead to their pizza boxes doxing their locations and leading to their arrest.
First time hearing about this stuff and as a certified very real woman I am concerned about the amount of people saying how accurate and non-exaggarated the "woman = crap" thing is lol
It's a backlash to the kind of extremist feminism you see online which only 0.01% of people in real life are like. Additionally if you ever met one of these Tate fans in real life they're almost all the furthest thing from "alpha male" you'll ever find
Thank you for this tutorial mr circle man on money and riches
As a 17 yo top g ALPHA
it's accurate
I love CircleToons satire too much LMFAO
I don’t understand it. But for some reason I relate to it.
I don't think you are suppose to relate to it unless you like Andrew Tate or guys like him
@@WillGlacier I did before. Thankfully not anymore
@@cunstructive_critisism5613 Damn didn't know people could be reformed tate fans. Congrats.
TBH still kind of weird that some "people" still likes him after it was revealed he had been tracking women
@@WillGlacier yeah, pretty crazy
@@WillGlacier his fan base is 90% teenage boys and people don't fully develop their empathy until even as late as 25. So a mix of half develop empathy and misogynistic right wing properganda has warped them into a cult like worship.
I've never seen a full andrew tate video, but I'm guessing this is what they're all like
Pretty much, but remove any semblance of a jawline.
@@chai3753 Silly putty neck
They're honestly pretty funny and every now and then one or two are good advice (broken clock and all)
Total facts here, mind blown.
So nice to see a happy ending for this character
I remember someone made a video on Andrew Tate going to jail and someone commented "matrix attacked" in the comments
The only inaccuracy is calling them "women" instead of "females"
fEEmalEs
This is perfect 😂😂😂😂
...and then he gets arrested in Romania
If this video doesnt sway you away from it. You are a lost cause at this point. You dont need to be a lost boy forever
I hate how so much of this targets impressionable teens without positive adult role models.
In Western countries where most kids have divorced parents, that makes his target audience pretty huge unfortunately
Lol positive role models....like who ? That's the entire problem...the role models are burned at the stake by demons in human skin.
@@willblack8575 Gonna need clarification on "positive role models" you're referring to and "demons in human skin"
Because I get the strangest feeling this video is painfully relevant to you and that's why you felt the need to be vague. Internet personalities are not, and should not be, role models; they're people making a living as entertainers and in some cases as con artists.
If you don't have a role model because you just never had one growing up: learn to be your own role model. Figure out the traits you value in a person and try to embody them to the best of your ability; word of advice, avoid traits that only prop you up by beating down or diminishing the ability/accomplishments of others.
Chasing money isn't a personality trait; demeaning, marginalizing, or otherwise placing yourself above entire groups of people is not a positive personality trait.
Read about various philosophies, read about different cultures, read about successes and failures both classical and contemporary, read about different governments and economic systems, read about self-reliance, read about botany, read about medicine and pharmaceuticals, read about theology, read about cooking, read about mathematics and various sciences, read fiction always.
The bottomline: if you don't have a role model, become one. Don't fall for internet people because at the end of the day: being popular and getting attention is their job. If a service provided is free then that makes you the product - social media isn't free and self help from self professed online experts isn't free.
Work hard, develop an image of self you personally feel good about, discover morals and ethics you personally value and hold yourself to them at every turn, learn to see and understand multiple perspectives/both sides before reaching conclusions, find and pursue your passions, and above all else: never stop learning, never believe you have all the answers, don't be afraid of being proven wrong, and seek to make the world a better place to live not just for yourself but for others.
"All that I know is that I know nothing"
Andrew State in a nutshell
i think i have officially hit boomer status, i have no idea what this is.
Google Andrew tate
@@meisterhyperion207 No, let them live in ignorant bliss.
This is making fun of "Pickup artists" that promote get-rich-quick schemes, give the worst advice, and manipulate young lonely guys
except they're not doing it out of a shack in Palm Springs anymore. they're doing it on TikTok and Twitter and Facebook and reaching worldwide audiences.
We all know true pirates don’t put an X on the ground they put a cross.
I love when uploaders like that keep drilling that 'it's easy, anyone can do these three easy steps toward becoming a self made individual' and literally it's the furthest thing from easy because everything they talk about is *super* situational to the point it's highly unlikely you will succeed by following their advice because they got lucky.
My favorite quote is "if it was easy everyone would do it"
They, however, have become wildly successful preying on viewers who are desperate to improve their lives but gullible enough to fork over money to these leeches.
Best vid fr fr W no cap
This...describes a disturbing number of the middle school students I teach.
Is this what Andrew Tate’s videos are like?
Pretty much
Naw
Obv exaggerated but the comedy hits because there's some truth to it
Yes
You know if Circle became an “Alpha grindset Guru” I’d watch him
An absolute accurate depiction
Forgot to add a clip of him owning a woman by answer a ridiculous unasked question
The pure definition of an alpha male as proven by moist critikal