Fun fact, the museum I used to volunteer at had a gift stand before you walked in, a gift shop at the entrance and one more at the exit. I didn't realize RT designed my museum, it was an honor working at your mallseum RT!
I'm a museum studies major, and Lewis talking about there being a linear path that leads people past multiple donation stands is literally a philosophy we were taught. Granted, it was also recommended that there be gaps for people to move on early/leave if they want to, but to make them less obvious than the intended route.
There is a small local one close to city center where I live. It only has one, but you have to enter and leave via. On top, if there are more then like 10 people in the next room, you end up queuing through the gift shop to get out.
Whenever I see Dan's face I think "wait, what happened to his animated avatar?". Then I see the animated avatar and think "wait, where's the face cam?". The perfect stream will have both running at the same time (?)
The “rant” at 11:33 is especially ironic, because the state of Minnesota is currently adding another lane to a highway that passes by the real-life Mall of America (I-494, which may be the busiest stretch of highway in the Minneapolis area).
fun fact! one of my college professors literally discovered what diet a specific prehistoric mammal had based on their shit! or more specifically, the kind of parasites present in the fossilized shit (yes he studied is and told us and it was very metal), so rt is very right on the fact that we can learn a lot about dinosaurs based on their shit
Someone made a compilation of this stream solely on the moments where they say the words "Gift Shop" and I think that summarizes the whole stream very nicely
6:25 Unironically archaeologists are interested in fossilized poop, it gives them an idea of what kinds of food the creature ate and if it was closer to herbivore/omnivore or carnivore! In fact I've seen interactive exhibits in the children's section of museums, encouraging them to touch said fossilized poop. XD Also I've been playing a lot of Two Point Campus lately and highly advise against hiring a bunch of staff at once, even if rooms need staff, as that's how you wind up loosing more money than you're making. Usually the staff member's just taking a break and will be back to that post asap!
its surreal seeing rtgame as one of my modern lets player favourites interact with the Lewis from the shadow of israphel minecraft lets plays i was obsessed with when i was like 13 Time flies.
Fun fact: At my local museum, the first thing you see is indeed a gift shop that you have to go through, since that's also where you buy the tickets to get in.
I mean, that makes the most sense. You want the gift shop to be the first thing people see when they arrive, and the last thing they see when they leave, from a business perspective.
Starting the video off with Gambling, truly ever an investor aren't you Daneshiro. Even in the Curator business, he cannot be stopped 9:05, MOA MENTION, MINNESOTA WHOOOOOOOOOOO
@Streetcleanergaming don't I know it lol Durring the past week alone, we went from freezing rain and sleet to 4-6in of snow (I don't know how much snow I got I haven't been outside today)
This museum is deadly but what you don’t realize is that the artifacts aren’t even real, the pain of visiting isn’t even worth it. Don’t be surprised, it’s Dan, or rude he cheeped out, they did call him the drift economist after all!
I spent last Christmas visiting the major museums in DC with my partner, it was genuinely the best holiday I'd ever had and this video brought up so many lovely memories of that trip; it's got me craving more gift shops
When I worked at the Red Cross grants department after a disaster we had a grant called the Alternative Sewerage System grant for people who were without working plumbing for a long enough stretch of time. One of the managers named it. Alas, after a month or so all the forms got reprinted with a different name.
at a buffet, i personally sneak corndogs into the buffet so others can enjoy them. I hide 6 corndogs in my jacket pockets. it then, is a joy for me to see other patrons of the establishment eat my corndogs thinking they were part of the buffet.
I think my favourite thing about this is having the knowledge RT used to watch old Yogscast vids too, so you _know_ he knew what he was doing to Lewis' sanity by putting all those benches down 😂
Hey rt, I must say I love your fashion sense not many men appreciate a good suit, you look absolutely stunning I love the ribbon bowtie as well you were it well 💗
Did somebody say Thunderfury Blessed Balde of the Windseeker? Sorry if my formatting was wrong, I never played WoW but I am aware of the meme through cultural osmosis.
I love museums, but I have honestly gone into so many exclusively to peruse the gift shop. Sure I could go look at the artefacts, but what if I just looked at tiny retail replicas instead? You have inadvertently built my ideal museum. More gift shops is always the answer.
Hi RT! I discovered you through your Minecraft videos, and have been a fan ever since, I would love if you would play the game 9 sols. It is a 2D game that meshes the elements of hollow night and sekiro while still holding its own identity. You’ve been my favorite person to watch play games for years and I’d love to watch you play it. I’m commenting something like this on all of your UA-cam videos due to how much love to see this
Do you think we need more gift shops, be honest
Yeeeees
make sure it has slime, completely regardless of whatever actual content is in the museum. it's a staple.
It’s the Mall of America, we must enhance the capitalism Dan
Well obviously I need to buy gifts
@@RTGame As someone who lives in Minnesota, take my word that you can never have enough Gift Shops, you're going to need 10x more
God I hate it when I go to a museum and I cannot buy a dinosaur themed ruler or pencil. Thanks Dan for fixing that issue 10/10
Perfectly balanced..
Funny seeing you here spiff, just seen you in magic the Noah new video about charity.
I'm convinced Spiff and RT have a bromance going on, with how they comment on each other's stuff. I love it.
obsessed with dan's outfit here, the tie is so cute
WE NEED IT MORE
Every time
he looks like mr bean
Bow ties are cool!
It looks like something the Doctor would wear
"This is not a tower defense game."
Dan can definitely make it one if he tries hard enough.
Fun fact, the museum I used to volunteer at had a gift stand before you walked in, a gift shop at the entrance and one more at the exit. I didn't realize RT designed my museum, it was an honor working at your mallseum RT!
Basically the British museum does this as well
I'm a museum studies major, and Lewis talking about there being a linear path that leads people past multiple donation stands is literally a philosophy we were taught. Granted, it was also recommended that there be gaps for people to move on early/leave if they want to, but to make them less obvious than the intended route.
There is a small local one close to city center where I live. It only has one, but you have to enter and leave via. On top, if there are more then like 10 people in the next room, you end up queuing through the gift shop to get out.
@@CatBotBlaire So basically exactly ikea? got it
They used to call him the drift curator back at the university
My professor can't stop talking about him being the drift king back in college
Yours too huh? What’s worse, mine won’t stop opening card packs in the middle of lecture
Say word say word funny funny ha ha driftmas kringler
This comment told me exactly whose video I'm watching before the ads finished. XD
The drift count or the drift marquis
You know it's jingle jam, when Dan does his normal thing, but dragged another unsuspecting person with him
i was wondering if yogscast would be able to contain dan’s hellish nature but i should’ve known better…
He referred to the Floppy Disk fossil as a "MP3 Player". Our personnel are on their way to revoking your "Old" Card.
you're messing with the Bristol Pusher
I thought that was a 💾. I also found it funny.😂
I can’t believe this is going to replace The British Museum in 2025
Let’s hope the contents are actually british
@matthewboire6843of course. The people trapped inside will be British
@@nicolebee3283 oh I see, yeah makes sense for RT’s musem, he does hate British after all.
Somehow still more ethical
@@NixityNullt at least this one has (somewhat) accessible toilets
Whenever I see Dan's face I think "wait, what happened to his animated avatar?". Then I see the animated avatar and think "wait, where's the face cam?". The perfect stream will have both running at the same time (?)
plus the 3d nodel
@@Ikxi at that point it's basicaly RTGame No Way Home (Country Roads)
Lewis: please play the game right
Dan: I am
Later on
Dan: we need another gift shop
Lewis: absolutely
The “rant” at 11:33 is especially ironic, because the state of Minnesota is currently adding another lane to a highway that passes by the real-life Mall of America (I-494, which may be the busiest stretch of highway in the Minneapolis area).
I live here and I did not know that was happening at all 😅
Yeah, they’re adding an express lane to I-494 between highway 100 and I-35W. That stretch is a nightmare to drive because of all the traffic.
@ryanfrogz it definitely is but I'm not sure another lane will fix it.. oh well, maybe all the tourists will like it?
fun fact! one of my college professors literally discovered what diet a specific prehistoric mammal had based on their shit! or more specifically, the kind of parasites present in the fossilized shit (yes he studied is and told us and it was very metal), so rt is very right on the fact that we can learn a lot about dinosaurs based on their shit
love dan committing to late stage capitalism in his little doctor who cosplay
UA-cam highlighted “ late stage capitalism“ for me to hyperlink search. Why?
Someone made a compilation of this stream solely on the moments where they say the words "Gift Shop" and I think that summarizes the whole stream very nicely
I looked it up and it’s longer than this video.
@@KraiglyndorPlease share the link, I can't find it
I said this on the yogscast vod but: RT looking like he raided the doctor who costume department.
i love this comment with my heart and soul
Dan looks dapper in that bowtie and suit. He looks like a lad from 1995 or something, all he need is a pair of glasses and a curvy moustache.
From 1995????
1995 lol
Recently replayed DDLC that I first thought that it looked like the top half of a female highschool uniform.
6:25 Unironically archaeologists are interested in fossilized poop, it gives them an idea of what kinds of food the creature ate and if it was closer to herbivore/omnivore or carnivore! In fact I've seen interactive exhibits in the children's section of museums, encouraging them to touch said fossilized poop. XD
Also I've been playing a lot of Two Point Campus lately and highly advise against hiring a bunch of staff at once, even if rooms need staff, as that's how you wind up loosing more money than you're making. Usually the staff member's just taking a break and will be back to that post asap!
its surreal seeing rtgame as one of my modern lets player favourites interact with the Lewis from the shadow of israphel minecraft lets plays i was obsessed with when i was like 13
Time flies.
9:50 the shock on Dan's face is priceless
RT being dressed like a curator and saying "big dumpys is... something"
The British Museum has finally -stolen- *acquired* IKEA to add to their exhibitions.
Fun fact: At my local museum, the first thing you see is indeed a gift shop that you have to go through, since that's also where you buy the tickets to get in.
They joke about it but alot of places do put their gift shops right at the front entrance
I mean, that makes the most sense. You want the gift shop to be the first thing people see when they arrive, and the last thing they see when they leave, from a business perspective.
yeah the art museum by my uni has you walk past the gift shop on the way in and out XD at least you walk *by* it not *through* it
Every zoo I've been to has done that.
Starting the video off with Gambling, truly ever an investor aren't you Daneshiro.
Even in the Curator business, he cannot be stopped
9:05, MOA MENTION, MINNESOTA WHOOOOOOOOOOO
We stole his heart and he didn’t care. The money was too good
I love how excited people from Minnesota get when the state is mentioned.
I'm also from Minnesota and do the same lol
@@pdw1230 it's not the best state but I'm proud to call it home, it's a fun place
@pdw1230 I LOVE the land of snow, snow, and more snow and maybe some ice it may be a tundra wasteland, but it is my tundra wasteland
@Streetcleanergaming don't I know it lol
Durring the past week alone, we went from freezing rain and sleet to 4-6in of snow (I don't know how much snow I got I haven't been outside today)
The owner of this museum is Dr.Jekyll and Mr.Hyde
That is actually such a amazing comparison
"No Daniel, you can't drift a car inside the museum!"
1:18 i swear i remember the natural history museum having a donation stand hedge maze as you go in
I love how Dan brought Lewis to the dark side of terrible museum layouts that torture the guests
RT and torture? I can’t think of a better combination.
You can't spell torture without RT
I love how quickly rt corrupts people.
he is the devil that whispers in your ear
Excuse me, why is RT so damn dapper? :o jesus christmas, what an awesome look!
This museum is deadly but what you don’t realize is that the artifacts aren’t even real, the pain of visiting isn’t even worth it. Don’t be surprised, it’s Dan, or rude he cheeped out, they did call him the drift economist after all!
I spent last Christmas visiting the major museums in DC with my partner, it was genuinely the best holiday I'd ever had and this video brought up so many lovely memories of that trip; it's got me craving more gift shops
he's serving doki doki literature club
He’s becoming a professional RT-ologist
5 seconds into the video we already got feet
Yes that’s true
Indeed that is not false
Yup, this is correct
It's so nice to see a father and son spending some wholesome time together
He’s turning into Let’s game it Out
Waiting for someone to make this connection lol
"Welcome to Satisfactory, a wholesome planet exploration factory-em-up! Oh look, we've got an Earth-mass of *_plutonium waste_* over here."
What's let's game it out?
they need to collab
@@kittiecandy747 They did once actually, we learned a lot about everybody's toilet habits in the colab
10:35 pretty accurate representation of what's happening to the economy over here in America
It wouldn’t be an rt video without dan tormenting his visitors lmao
*For an English major, Drift King, chaotic mastermind and now an museum curator he sure can Rumble Tumble!* 🎮🔥
You should have named this museum “Archeological Satisfaction Site” aka A.S.S.
When I worked at the Red Cross grants department after a disaster we had a grant called the Alternative Sewerage System grant for people who were without working plumbing for a long enough stretch of time. One of the managers named it. Alas, after a month or so all the forms got reprinted with a different name.
Love the outfit you wore for this, the tie's great
They called him the Dapper King, once upon a college lunchtime.
- RT: "Do you want me to ddecorate the museum?"
- Lewis: "NO"
Man, that was clear.
“Every game is Prison Architect if you try hard enough.”
-RTGame
at a buffet, i personally sneak corndogs into the buffet so others can enjoy them. I hide 6 corndogs in my jacket pockets. it then, is a joy for me to see other patrons of the establishment eat my corndogs thinking they were part of the buffet.
I think my favourite thing about this is having the knowledge RT used to watch old Yogscast vids too, so you _know_ he knew what he was doing to Lewis' sanity by putting all those benches down 😂
I haven’t watched Yogscast in about… five years? At least. At what point exactly did Lewis decide that the 70s cornstache was going to be his look? 😂
Why is Dan dressed like a school anime protagonist
9:51 Dan being offended by "you ain't got no ass" is something I never knew I needed in life...
Having been in numerous museums lately, the gift shops were underwhelming and i wished they had been bigger/better stocked 😢
RT has a special place in my heart. He’s drifting there and showing the best ways to ruin a vistors life
dan looking so dapper while adding gift shop after gift shops 😭
The amount sexual innuendos almost rivals the amount of gift shops this museum has. I love it :3
I had a dream about rt playing a game where you rolled a giant piece of sushi and tried to collect more to make your piece longer
Guys, I’m starting to think that RT majored in economics and not English
"This is not a tower defence game"
This statement is false
Hey rt, I must say I love your fashion sense not many men appreciate a good suit, you look absolutely stunning I love the ribbon bowtie as well you were it well 💗
I love how RT is in museum curator cosplay
13:51 actually legendary reference, had to pause I was laughing so much lol
Did somebody say Thunderfury Blessed Balde of the Windseeker? Sorry if my formatting was wrong, I never played WoW but I am aware of the meme through cultural osmosis.
Next game in the series: Two Point Mall, inspired by The Gift Shop Museum.
I can’t believe RT, got Lewis Yogscast to guest star in his video!
I liked the gift shop's gift shop when I visited
wow, youtube never tells me about videos this early
Sponsored up the wazoo!
Gift shops to get to the restroom is a great idea, but have you considered gift shops as buffers between each display area?
It's amazing how this was an almost completely normal museum
For three minutes
And then RT took over
That’s not even a joke. I’ve been to places with nothing but a restroom and a gift shop you need to pass through in order to use it. 🇺🇸
Oh no, I can't play this iteration of two point because I work at several museums and this is triggering my ptsd 😅 /hj
the chaos never fails to make my heart happy. the only thing missing is a few more gift shops
Damn dans outfit makes him look like a new uni graduate from the 1890s. looks great on him!
oh no, not the bone zone again
Torture museum?
More like uh
Night at the uh hell
excuse you, the “just one more lane” bit is from Texas. because everything is bigger in Texas
Hello Dan, my message regarding the tills was the one you read… chat forgave you until the candles…
I love museums, but I have honestly gone into so many exclusively to peruse the gift shop. Sure I could go look at the artefacts, but what if I just looked at tiny retail replicas instead? You have inadvertently built my ideal museum. More gift shops is always the answer.
Can't believe that the majority of Dan's streams are half-assed, 😔
I agree with 10:03. Daniel and Lewis do make a full ass of themselves when they're together.
Love the both of youses, as always ❤
Very much about Lewis’ growing terror at how RT is building this place
"We need to understand history." RTGame says as a geographical map pops in behind him
6:24 this pains me
I wonder how many game balancing issues get patched by devs because they give their game to RT and he immediately starts trying to exploit it?
I like how the foot museum became a dino-butt-themed souvenir shop.
They called him the Grift King back in college.
museum??? don’t you mean gift shop???
Poor Lewis had so many hopes and aspirations for this museum but he watched them burn when Dan took over and had to accept his fate
Love your videos RT!
did daniel dress up like a museum docent on purpose or is that just how he always dresses
Based on that maze discussion at the start, I think you would like Megaquarium
For me, the Louvre was already a nightmare for me to go through as I am fairly weak and walking was already difficult that day.
still less gift shops then my last disney trip
Hi RT! I discovered you through your Minecraft videos, and have been a fan ever since, I would love if you would play the game 9 sols. It is a 2D game that meshes the elements of hollow night and sekiro while still holding its own identity. You’ve been my favorite person to watch play games for years and I’d love to watch you play it. I’m commenting something like this on all of your UA-cam videos due to how much love to see this
Did RT just mention [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]?
As someone who actually works in a museum, I find this to be 100% accurate
to enjoy the museum to its fulelst, you must defeat the 7 evil gift shops
As a kid, pretty much the only thing I was interested in at museums was the gift shop. Also, this was some 30-40 years ago but whatevs.
Only RT can turn a museum into a shopping mall
I like how Dan dressed up as the gingerbread man
Lewis is rightly nervous whenever he hands over to RT
Is this game accurate?
Can I steal priceless artifacts from the global south as a museum curator?