Building a Museum that Tortures Visitors in Two Point Museum

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  • @RTGame
    @RTGame  5 днів тому +1480

    Do you think we need more gift shops, be honest

    • @ErikGronvall
      @ErikGronvall 5 днів тому +17

      Yeeeees

    • @jamielayne3916
      @jamielayne3916 5 днів тому +23

      make sure it has slime, completely regardless of whatever actual content is in the museum. it's a staple.

    • @floop6939
      @floop6939 5 днів тому +11

      It’s the Mall of America, we must enhance the capitalism Dan

    • @icecreamsandwich7522
      @icecreamsandwich7522 5 днів тому +3

      Well obviously I need to buy gifts

    • @M4SKED2001
      @M4SKED2001 5 днів тому +3

      @@RTGame As someone who lives in Minnesota, take my word that you can never have enough Gift Shops, you're going to need 10x more

  • @thespiffingbrit
    @thespiffingbrit 4 дні тому +2352

    God I hate it when I go to a museum and I cannot buy a dinosaur themed ruler or pencil. Thanks Dan for fixing that issue 10/10

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 4 дні тому +9

      Perfectly balanced..

    • @grimreaper9121
      @grimreaper9121 2 дні тому +1

      Funny seeing you here spiff, just seen you in magic the Noah new video about charity.

    • @deathra1990
      @deathra1990 День тому

      I'm convinced Spiff and RT have a bromance going on, with how they comment on each other's stuff. I love it.

  • @afreepotatochip8765
    @afreepotatochip8765 5 днів тому +2282

    obsessed with dan's outfit here, the tie is so cute

  • @selenastar
    @selenastar 5 днів тому +1224

    "This is not a tower defense game."
    Dan can definitely make it one if he tries hard enough.

  • @stalkingtiger777
    @stalkingtiger777 5 днів тому +1389

    Fun fact, the museum I used to volunteer at had a gift stand before you walked in, a gift shop at the entrance and one more at the exit. I didn't realize RT designed my museum, it was an honor working at your mallseum RT!

    • @Fiemus9
      @Fiemus9 4 дні тому +18

      Basically the British museum does this as well

    • @CatBotBlaire
      @CatBotBlaire 4 дні тому +29

      I'm a museum studies major, and Lewis talking about there being a linear path that leads people past multiple donation stands is literally a philosophy we were taught. Granted, it was also recommended that there be gaps for people to move on early/leave if they want to, but to make them less obvious than the intended route.

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 2 дні тому

      There is a small local one close to city center where I live. It only has one, but you have to enter and leave via. On top, if there are more then like 10 people in the next room, you end up queuing through the gift shop to get out.

    • @GoodTato
      @GoodTato 2 дні тому

      @@CatBotBlaire So basically exactly ikea? got it

  • @chloefields342
    @chloefields342 5 днів тому +1501

    They used to call him the drift curator back at the university

    • @hollowbox5723
      @hollowbox5723 5 днів тому +38

      My professor can't stop talking about him being the drift king back in college

    • @Grasstoucher715
      @Grasstoucher715 5 днів тому +35

      Yours too huh? What’s worse, mine won’t stop opening card packs in the middle of lecture

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 5 днів тому +6

      Say word say word funny funny ha ha driftmas kringler

    • @OlyChickenGuy
      @OlyChickenGuy 5 днів тому +4

      This comment told me exactly whose video I'm watching before the ads finished. XD

    • @DayMe1n
      @DayMe1n 5 днів тому +3

      The drift count or the drift marquis

  • @lpgumba174
    @lpgumba174 5 днів тому +629

    You know it's jingle jam, when Dan does his normal thing, but dragged another unsuspecting person with him

    • @cupdog_spl
      @cupdog_spl 4 дні тому +19

      i was wondering if yogscast would be able to contain dan’s hellish nature but i should’ve known better…

  • @TinaTVe
    @TinaTVe 4 дні тому +274

    He referred to the Floppy Disk fossil as a "MP3 Player". Our personnel are on their way to revoking your "Old" Card.

    • @AsbestosMuffins
      @AsbestosMuffins 4 дні тому +8

      you're messing with the Bristol Pusher

    • @townalaska1975
      @townalaska1975 2 дні тому +1

      I thought that was a 💾. I also found it funny.😂

  • @nicolebee3283
    @nicolebee3283 5 днів тому +604

    I can’t believe this is going to replace The British Museum in 2025

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 5 днів тому +34

      Let’s hope the contents are actually british

    • @nicolebee3283
      @nicolebee3283 5 днів тому +64

      @matthewboire6843of course. The people trapped inside will be British

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 5 днів тому

      @@nicolebee3283 oh I see, yeah makes sense for RT’s musem, he does hate British after all.

    • @NixityNullt
      @NixityNullt 5 днів тому +16

      Somehow still more ethical

    • @nicolebee3283
      @nicolebee3283 День тому

      @@NixityNullt at least this one has (somewhat) accessible toilets

  • @DemianCorvus
    @DemianCorvus 5 днів тому +317

    Whenever I see Dan's face I think "wait, what happened to his animated avatar?". Then I see the animated avatar and think "wait, where's the face cam?". The perfect stream will have both running at the same time (?)

    • @Ikxi
      @Ikxi 4 дні тому +25

      plus the 3d nodel

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 4 дні тому +8

      @@Ikxi at that point it's basicaly RTGame No Way Home (Country Roads)

  • @DiamondLoverMinecraf
    @DiamondLoverMinecraf 4 дні тому +118

    Lewis: please play the game right
    Dan: I am
    Later on
    Dan: we need another gift shop
    Lewis: absolutely

  • @ryanfrogz
    @ryanfrogz 4 дні тому +108

    The “rant” at 11:33 is especially ironic, because the state of Minnesota is currently adding another lane to a highway that passes by the real-life Mall of America (I-494, which may be the busiest stretch of highway in the Minneapolis area).

    • @eurasiatheiv8955
      @eurasiatheiv8955 3 дні тому +3

      I live here and I did not know that was happening at all 😅

    • @ryanfrogz
      @ryanfrogz 3 дні тому +3

      Yeah, they’re adding an express lane to I-494 between highway 100 and I-35W. That stretch is a nightmare to drive because of all the traffic.

    • @eurasiatheiv8955
      @eurasiatheiv8955 3 дні тому +2

      @ryanfrogz it definitely is but I'm not sure another lane will fix it.. oh well, maybe all the tourists will like it?

  • @blank_space6682
    @blank_space6682 5 днів тому +94

    fun fact! one of my college professors literally discovered what diet a specific prehistoric mammal had based on their shit! or more specifically, the kind of parasites present in the fossilized shit (yes he studied is and told us and it was very metal), so rt is very right on the fact that we can learn a lot about dinosaurs based on their shit

  • @Helen-cq2po
    @Helen-cq2po 5 днів тому +173

    love dan committing to late stage capitalism in his little doctor who cosplay

    • @thekingoffailure9967
      @thekingoffailure9967 4 дні тому +1

      UA-cam highlighted “ late stage capitalism“ for me to hyperlink search. Why?

  • @ArgoDevilian
    @ArgoDevilian 5 днів тому +317

    Someone made a compilation of this stream solely on the moments where they say the words "Gift Shop" and I think that summarizes the whole stream very nicely

    • @Kraiglyndor
      @Kraiglyndor 4 дні тому +25

      I looked it up and it’s longer than this video.

    • @WynterChrysalis
      @WynterChrysalis 4 дні тому

      ​@@KraiglyndorPlease share the link, I can't find it

  • @DestructivelyPhased
    @DestructivelyPhased 5 днів тому +223

    I said this on the yogscast vod but: RT looking like he raided the doctor who costume department.

    • @anxiety_ridden3
      @anxiety_ridden3 4 дні тому +5

      i love this comment with my heart and soul

  • @gameredan
    @gameredan 5 днів тому +151

    Dan looks dapper in that bowtie and suit. He looks like a lad from 1995 or something, all he need is a pair of glasses and a curvy moustache.

  • @ArtzyZero
    @ArtzyZero 4 дні тому +23

    6:25 Unironically archaeologists are interested in fossilized poop, it gives them an idea of what kinds of food the creature ate and if it was closer to herbivore/omnivore or carnivore! In fact I've seen interactive exhibits in the children's section of museums, encouraging them to touch said fossilized poop. XD
    Also I've been playing a lot of Two Point Campus lately and highly advise against hiring a bunch of staff at once, even if rooms need staff, as that's how you wind up loosing more money than you're making. Usually the staff member's just taking a break and will be back to that post asap!

  • @AJtheAnomaly
    @AJtheAnomaly 4 дні тому +12

    its surreal seeing rtgame as one of my modern lets player favourites interact with the Lewis from the shadow of israphel minecraft lets plays i was obsessed with when i was like 13
    Time flies.

  • @AxeSoul
    @AxeSoul 5 днів тому +38

    9:50 the shock on Dan's face is priceless

  • @mint7442
    @mint7442 5 днів тому +24

    RT being dressed like a curator and saying "big dumpys is... something"

  • @plasmawire
    @plasmawire 5 днів тому +56

    The British Museum has finally -stolen- *acquired* IKEA to add to their exhibitions.

  • @zoro4661WasTaken
    @zoro4661WasTaken 2 дні тому +3

    Fun fact: At my local museum, the first thing you see is indeed a gift shop that you have to go through, since that's also where you buy the tickets to get in.

  • @darkminerj
    @darkminerj 5 днів тому +49

    They joke about it but alot of places do put their gift shops right at the front entrance

    • @TheOnlyGhxst
      @TheOnlyGhxst 5 днів тому +10

      I mean, that makes the most sense. You want the gift shop to be the first thing people see when they arrive, and the last thing they see when they leave, from a business perspective.

    • @chesspiece4257
      @chesspiece4257 4 дні тому +6

      yeah the art museum by my uni has you walk past the gift shop on the way in and out XD at least you walk *by* it not *through* it

    • @hallaloth3112
      @hallaloth3112 4 дні тому +1

      Every zoo I've been to has done that.

  • @M4SKED2001
    @M4SKED2001 5 днів тому +106

    Starting the video off with Gambling, truly ever an investor aren't you Daneshiro.
    Even in the Curator business, he cannot be stopped
    9:05, MOA MENTION, MINNESOTA WHOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @nicolebee3283
      @nicolebee3283 5 днів тому +3

      We stole his heart and he didn’t care. The money was too good

    • @pdw1230
      @pdw1230 5 днів тому +7

      I love how excited people from Minnesota get when the state is mentioned.
      I'm also from Minnesota and do the same lol

    • @M4SKED2001
      @M4SKED2001 5 днів тому +3

      @@pdw1230 it's not the best state but I'm proud to call it home, it's a fun place

    • @Streetcleanergaming
      @Streetcleanergaming 5 днів тому +4

      ​@pdw1230 I LOVE the land of snow, snow, and more snow and maybe some ice it may be a tundra wasteland, but it is my tundra wasteland

    • @pdw1230
      @pdw1230 5 днів тому +2

      @Streetcleanergaming don't I know it lol
      Durring the past week alone, we went from freezing rain and sleet to 4-6in of snow (I don't know how much snow I got I haven't been outside today)

  • @lovelyhatter
    @lovelyhatter 5 днів тому +60

    The owner of this museum is Dr.Jekyll and Mr.Hyde

    • @aurias42
      @aurias42 4 дні тому +3

      That is actually such a amazing comparison

  • @sugoistalin7809
    @sugoistalin7809 5 днів тому +33

    "No Daniel, you can't drift a car inside the museum!"

  • @chipchip47819
    @chipchip47819 4 дні тому +11

    1:18 i swear i remember the natural history museum having a donation stand hedge maze as you go in

  • @mariposarodriguez2345
    @mariposarodriguez2345 4 дні тому +9

    I love how Dan brought Lewis to the dark side of terrible museum layouts that torture the guests

  • @GeremyG
    @GeremyG 5 днів тому +49

    RT and torture? I can’t think of a better combination.

  • @nataliefleming3630
    @nataliefleming3630 5 днів тому +47

    I love how quickly rt corrupts people.

    • @kittiecandy747
      @kittiecandy747 4 дні тому +1

      he is the devil that whispers in your ear

  • @AstridLys
    @AstridLys 5 днів тому +26

    Excuse me, why is RT so damn dapper? :o jesus christmas, what an awesome look!

  • @matthewboire6843
    @matthewboire6843 5 днів тому +17

    This museum is deadly but what you don’t realize is that the artifacts aren’t even real, the pain of visiting isn’t even worth it. Don’t be surprised, it’s Dan, or rude he cheeped out, they did call him the drift economist after all!

  • @15puns
    @15puns 4 дні тому +5

    I spent last Christmas visiting the major museums in DC with my partner, it was genuinely the best holiday I'd ever had and this video brought up so many lovely memories of that trip; it's got me craving more gift shops

  • @atari3371
    @atari3371 5 днів тому +9

    he's serving doki doki literature club

  • @alibabamokursken4296
    @alibabamokursken4296 5 днів тому +15

    He’s becoming a professional RT-ologist

  • @BlueSnail.
    @BlueSnail. 5 днів тому +62

    5 seconds into the video we already got feet

  • @fyzix4277
    @fyzix4277 5 днів тому +9

    It's so nice to see a father and son spending some wholesome time together

  • @deadworldinfamy
    @deadworldinfamy 5 днів тому +23

    He’s turning into Let’s game it Out

    • @AvgYomiWizard
      @AvgYomiWizard 5 днів тому

      Waiting for someone to make this connection lol

    • @WackoMcGoose
      @WackoMcGoose 5 днів тому +2

      "Welcome to Satisfactory, a wholesome planet exploration factory-em-up! Oh look, we've got an Earth-mass of *_plutonium waste_* over here."

    • @NachtAsile
      @NachtAsile 4 дні тому

      What's let's game it out?

    • @kittiecandy747
      @kittiecandy747 4 дні тому

      they need to collab

    • @Asiago9
      @Asiago9 4 дні тому +1

      @@kittiecandy747 They did once actually, we learned a lot about everybody's toilet habits in the colab

  • @dfabiano11
    @dfabiano11 5 днів тому +13

    10:35 pretty accurate representation of what's happening to the economy over here in America

  • @kingofravens215
    @kingofravens215 5 днів тому +22

    It wouldn’t be an rt video without dan tormenting his visitors lmao

  • @eanna__
    @eanna__ 5 днів тому +25

    *For an English major, Drift King, chaotic mastermind and now an museum curator he sure can Rumble Tumble!* 🎮🔥

  • @helge5565
    @helge5565 4 дні тому +5

    You should have named this museum “Archeological Satisfaction Site” aka A.S.S.

    • @littlebear274
      @littlebear274 3 дні тому

      When I worked at the Red Cross grants department after a disaster we had a grant called the Alternative Sewerage System grant for people who were without working plumbing for a long enough stretch of time. One of the managers named it. Alas, after a month or so all the forms got reprinted with a different name.

  • @stratboy9
    @stratboy9 5 днів тому +7

    Love the outfit you wore for this, the tie's great
    They called him the Dapper King, once upon a college lunchtime.

  • @Levi_is_Smol
    @Levi_is_Smol 4 дні тому +2

    - RT: "Do you want me to ddecorate the museum?"
    - Lewis: "NO"
    Man, that was clear.

  • @holyelephantmg8838
    @holyelephantmg8838 4 дні тому +2

    “Every game is Prison Architect if you try hard enough.”
    -RTGame

  • @RyanCoomer
    @RyanCoomer 5 днів тому +27

    at a buffet, i personally sneak corndogs into the buffet so others can enjoy them. I hide 6 corndogs in my jacket pockets. it then, is a joy for me to see other patrons of the establishment eat my corndogs thinking they were part of the buffet.

  • @sparkcircuit7029
    @sparkcircuit7029 4 дні тому +1

    I think my favourite thing about this is having the knowledge RT used to watch old Yogscast vids too, so you _know_ he knew what he was doing to Lewis' sanity by putting all those benches down 😂

  • @HerHollyness
    @HerHollyness 4 дні тому +3

    I haven’t watched Yogscast in about… five years? At least. At what point exactly did Lewis decide that the 70s cornstache was going to be his look? 😂

  • @aconithorn7670
    @aconithorn7670 5 днів тому +7

    Why is Dan dressed like a school anime protagonist

  • @rrodey2015
    @rrodey2015 4 дні тому +2

    9:51 Dan being offended by "you ain't got no ass" is something I never knew I needed in life...

  • @AstridLys
    @AstridLys 5 днів тому +5

    Having been in numerous museums lately, the gift shops were underwhelming and i wished they had been bigger/better stocked 😢

  • @wumbology6072
    @wumbology6072 5 днів тому +1

    RT has a special place in my heart. He’s drifting there and showing the best ways to ruin a vistors life

  • @rottingmushroom
    @rottingmushroom 5 днів тому +3

    dan looking so dapper while adding gift shop after gift shops 😭

  • @NorthEevee
    @NorthEevee 4 дні тому +2

    The amount sexual innuendos almost rivals the amount of gift shops this museum has. I love it :3

  • @manuelbernal9925
    @manuelbernal9925 3 дні тому +1

    I had a dream about rt playing a game where you rolled a giant piece of sushi and tried to collect more to make your piece longer

  • @dubspool
    @dubspool 5 днів тому +4

    Guys, I’m starting to think that RT majored in economics and not English

  • @PeterSmith-sg9es
    @PeterSmith-sg9es 5 днів тому +6

    "This is not a tower defence game"
    This statement is false

  • @kipphri9433
    @kipphri9433 3 дні тому +2

    Hey rt, I must say I love your fashion sense not many men appreciate a good suit, you look absolutely stunning I love the ribbon bowtie as well you were it well 💗

  • @wh1skeys1erra
    @wh1skeys1erra 4 дні тому +2

    I love how RT is in museum curator cosplay

  • @Jinxeyyy
    @Jinxeyyy 5 днів тому +2

    13:51 actually legendary reference, had to pause I was laughing so much lol

    • @XSniper74184
      @XSniper74184 4 дні тому

      Did somebody say Thunderfury Blessed Balde of the Windseeker? Sorry if my formatting was wrong, I never played WoW but I am aware of the meme through cultural osmosis.

  • @homunculi0408
    @homunculi0408 5 днів тому +3

    Next game in the series: Two Point Mall, inspired by The Gift Shop Museum.

  • @LakinMae5
    @LakinMae5 4 дні тому +1

    I can’t believe RT, got Lewis Yogscast to guest star in his video!

  • @EinMor
    @EinMor 5 днів тому +3

    I liked the gift shop's gift shop when I visited

  • @Summergale413
    @Summergale413 5 днів тому +6

    wow, youtube never tells me about videos this early

  • @reddragonpress
    @reddragonpress 4 дні тому +1

    Gift shops to get to the restroom is a great idea, but have you considered gift shops as buffers between each display area?

  • @chancecomic1595
    @chancecomic1595 4 дні тому

    It's amazing how this was an almost completely normal museum
    For three minutes
    And then RT took over

  • @ConnanTheCivilized
    @ConnanTheCivilized 5 днів тому +1

    That’s not even a joke. I’ve been to places with nothing but a restroom and a gift shop you need to pass through in order to use it. 🇺🇸

  • @AstridLys
    @AstridLys 5 днів тому +3

    Oh no, I can't play this iteration of two point because I work at several museums and this is triggering my ptsd 😅 /hj

  • @wowjennawow
    @wowjennawow 5 днів тому

    the chaos never fails to make my heart happy. the only thing missing is a few more gift shops

  • @satratic127
    @satratic127 5 днів тому +1

    Damn dans outfit makes him look like a new uni graduate from the 1890s. looks great on him!

  • @topmandog1
    @topmandog1 5 днів тому +3

    oh no, not the bone zone again

  • @bbelgo6709
    @bbelgo6709 5 днів тому +9

    Torture museum?
    More like uh
    Night at the uh hell

  • @kaputtkartoffel
    @kaputtkartoffel 5 днів тому +1

    excuse you, the “just one more lane” bit is from Texas. because everything is bigger in Texas

  • @MrToastersBluey
    @MrToastersBluey 5 днів тому +1

    Hello Dan, my message regarding the tills was the one you read… chat forgave you until the candles…

  • @littlemongoose
    @littlemongoose 4 дні тому

    I love museums, but I have honestly gone into so many exclusively to peruse the gift shop. Sure I could go look at the artefacts, but what if I just looked at tiny retail replicas instead? You have inadvertently built my ideal museum. More gift shops is always the answer.

  • @joshuaseitler6003
    @joshuaseitler6003 5 днів тому +3

    Can't believe that the majority of Dan's streams are half-assed, 😔

  • @BandageVanguard
    @BandageVanguard 4 дні тому

    I agree with 10:03. Daniel and Lewis do make a full ass of themselves when they're together.
    Love the both of youses, as always ❤

  • @PKM113
    @PKM113 4 дні тому

    Very much about Lewis’ growing terror at how RT is building this place

  • @eitakou
    @eitakou 10 годин тому

    "We need to understand history." RTGame says as a geographical map pops in behind him

  • @Mdk8008
    @Mdk8008 5 днів тому +3

    6:24 this pains me

  • @silvershocknicktail6638
    @silvershocknicktail6638 4 дні тому +1

    I wonder how many game balancing issues get patched by devs because they give their game to RT and he immediately starts trying to exploit it?

  • @renakunisaki
    @renakunisaki 4 дні тому

    I like how the foot museum became a dino-butt-themed souvenir shop.

  • @rolfstalker2986
    @rolfstalker2986 4 дні тому +1

    They called him the Grift King back in college.

  • @iiaa-w4g
    @iiaa-w4g 5 днів тому +4

    museum??? don’t you mean gift shop???

  • @Hello-pp3hl
    @Hello-pp3hl 4 дні тому

    Poor Lewis had so many hopes and aspirations for this museum but he watched them burn when Dan took over and had to accept his fate

  • @vivikontos5008
    @vivikontos5008 5 днів тому +1

    Love your videos RT!

  • @ebelyn2785
    @ebelyn2785 5 днів тому +2

    did daniel dress up like a museum docent on purpose or is that just how he always dresses

  • @annieabsorbsaqua5793
    @annieabsorbsaqua5793 4 дні тому

    Based on that maze discussion at the start, I think you would like Megaquarium

  • @lim.6535
    @lim.6535 4 дні тому

    For me, the Louvre was already a nightmare for me to go through as I am fairly weak and walking was already difficult that day.

  • @notloopers1110
    @notloopers1110 5 днів тому +1

    still less gift shops then my last disney trip

  • @djruhl5865
    @djruhl5865 4 дні тому

    Hi RT! I discovered you through your Minecraft videos, and have been a fan ever since, I would love if you would play the game 9 sols. It is a 2D game that meshes the elements of hollow night and sekiro while still holding its own identity. You’ve been my favorite person to watch play games for years and I’d love to watch you play it. I’m commenting something like this on all of your UA-cam videos due to how much love to see this

  • @yummifoamycoffecheese45
    @yummifoamycoffecheese45 5 днів тому +1

    Did RT just mention [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]?

  • @Dill_Dude9211
    @Dill_Dude9211 4 дні тому

    As someone who actually works in a museum, I find this to be 100% accurate

  • @Beanie5524
    @Beanie5524 4 дні тому

    to enjoy the museum to its fulelst, you must defeat the 7 evil gift shops

  • @tirsden
    @tirsden 4 дні тому

    As a kid, pretty much the only thing I was interested in at museums was the gift shop. Also, this was some 30-40 years ago but whatevs.

  • @anantorizkiadi1800
    @anantorizkiadi1800 4 дні тому

    Only RT can turn a museum into a shopping mall

  • @myrmatta1
    @myrmatta1 16 годин тому

    I like how Dan dressed up as the gingerbread man

  • @Dr.Death8520
    @Dr.Death8520 4 дні тому

    Lewis is rightly nervous whenever he hands over to RT

  • @azpont7275
    @azpont7275 5 днів тому +1

    Is this game accurate?
    Can I steal priceless artifacts from the global south as a museum curator?