We Dare (Wii) - Scott The Woz

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  • @BeaverIAB
    @BeaverIAB 5 років тому +9063

    "What are you in for?"
    "I cheated at We Dare with a melon."

  • @lucasbell4831
    @lucasbell4831 5 років тому +1800

    "We Dare. Do you?"
    *Is that a threat?*

    • @Picklesaregreen101
      @Picklesaregreen101 5 років тому +36

      No. It's a promise.

    • @realoctolink64
      @realoctolink64 5 років тому +58

      "Nos atrevemos. ¿Vos si?"
      *¿Es eso una amenaza?*

    • @lucasbell4831
      @lucasbell4831 4 роки тому +5

      @@Cchocolatechipcookie Legend has it that if you look up, crane your neck a little, and squint as hard as you can... you might just find the joke.

    • @rutgerbeegee2197
      @rutgerbeegee2197 4 роки тому +9

      Wii play, of niet?
      Is dat een bedreiging?

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 4 роки тому

      @@Cchocolatechipcookie No.

  • @Sianostrakarenrenren
    @Sianostrakarenrenren 4 роки тому +3813

    "Flirty fun for all!"
    *Ages 12 and up*
    Netflix: Our time has come.

  • @PlayerGreeko
    @PlayerGreeko 4 роки тому +5010

    "I've had the same tradition since 2003: bottle of wine and body spray."
    "Now that I'm *22* ."

    • @mikufan2536
      @mikufan2536 4 роки тому +66

      Omigosh

    • @DanielBohnen
      @DanielBohnen 4 роки тому +468

      5-year-old drinking wine and body spray wtf

    • @cryoverspilledmilk4546
      @cryoverspilledmilk4546 4 роки тому +96

      To protect himself from the corona virus

    • @thekingdedede
      @thekingdedede 4 роки тому +16

      696th like

    • @Kait16xo
      @Kait16xo 4 роки тому +86

      You didn’t bottle of wine and body spray when you were 5?

  • @fatherpasty5580
    @fatherpasty5580 4 роки тому +3413

    "I'm assuming I can just use my normal Wii u cables"
    *House is region locked*

    • @jp.m4a
      @jp.m4a 4 роки тому +49

      220v in a nutshell

    • @ArchLock301
      @ArchLock301 4 роки тому +50

      Buys a new house to for the regon

    • @CoolerMike
      @CoolerMike 4 роки тому +38

      @@ArchLock301 You could of homebrew your house

    • @JamesTheAce0
      @JamesTheAce0 4 роки тому +28

      @@ArchLock301 *region is region locked*

    • @gezi5927
      @gezi5927 4 роки тому +21

      “So I bought a house in Britain”

  • @IntellectuallyIvy
    @IntellectuallyIvy 4 роки тому +3016

    Scott loves Impact because that’s the font of the GameStop logo.

    • @mr.azizsshitposts
      @mr.azizsshitposts 3 роки тому +55

      IT IS!?

    • @LunaOS101
      @LunaOS101 3 роки тому +40

      WAIT REALLY?

    • @-PDW
      @-PDW 3 роки тому +27

      Stop being right

    • @DJxDJ1997
      @DJxDJ1997 3 роки тому +1

      good job, you got the joke

    • @qk7x
      @qk7x 3 роки тому +3

      @@DJxDJ1997 what

  • @TsharpInfinity
    @TsharpInfinity 5 років тому +6762

    What I learned today: Scott is sexually attracted to goth girls and the Impact font
    A man of taste

    • @punishedbung4902
      @punishedbung4902 5 років тому +456

      Consider this:
      Goth Girl in Impact Font.

    • @HavaNDay
      @HavaNDay 5 років тому +80

      Weebs and furries: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

    • @w_alderson21
      @w_alderson21 5 років тому +43

      Huzza! A man of quality!

    • @Aaaa-g6u8e
      @Aaaa-g6u8e 5 років тому +11

      @Ahmad and skeleton than that means Scott isn't a man of culture. He's a poser.

    • @sujalakasl2135
      @sujalakasl2135 4 роки тому +13

      @@punishedbung4902 *Instantly ejaculates*

  • @supermonkeyape007
    @supermonkeyape007 5 років тому +4060

    Wii U sequel would be called
    "We Dare U"

    • @SwishGavigan18
      @SwishGavigan18 5 років тому +297

      Followed by the much anticipated sequel
      "Wii dare u 2 switch edition"

    • @yairkatz6223
      @yairkatz6223 5 років тому +28

      @@SwishGavigan18 I want that

    • @Tudsamfa
      @Tudsamfa 5 років тому +22

      Who will start the petition to Ubisoft? You'll have my vote.

    • @Nozid2613
      @Nozid2613 5 років тому +33

      Wouldn’t it be “We Dare You” since they spelled “We” instead of “Wii”

    • @britegaming9887
      @britegaming9887 5 років тому +6

      FBI Agent: delete this

  • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
    @TheSmart-CasualGamer 4 роки тому +5569

    I actually played this with my current partner.
    Times New Roman.

    • @hippieduck
      @hippieduck 4 роки тому +16

      😂

    • @michaelkindt3288
      @michaelkindt3288 4 роки тому +35

      CEO of Incorporated-.-Me: >*googles Gaster girl*

    • @ubahnlexi
      @ubahnlexi 4 роки тому +55

      Not to brag or anything, but I just got together with San Francisco

    • @Bitchmadeshay
      @Bitchmadeshay 4 роки тому +8

      @Matthías Atlason 6. DM undertail intensifies

    • @luigimss_
      @luigimss_ 4 роки тому +16

      my partner is the invisible font

  • @adammiller8133
    @adammiller8133 5 років тому +438

    The running gag with Scott lifting the whole phone and receiver to his ear gets me every time.

  • @LemonSk8
    @LemonSk8 4 роки тому +672

    4:43 of course Scott would be naruto running around while his friends are trying to play an adult game.

    • @caseys2698
      @caseys2698 4 роки тому +37

      I was wondering about this animation, it’s so unfitting for the game 😂

    • @Shadamyfan-rs8xc
      @Shadamyfan-rs8xc Рік тому

      Unfortunately he hates anime

    • @MorganaFan-eh5to
      @MorganaFan-eh5to 8 місяців тому

      4:44 Naruto Ultimate Ninja In A Nutshell!

  • @molberding5
    @molberding5 4 роки тому +1588

    "Scott's very first PAL import."
    Says the man who's said multiple times that he accidentally bought the PAL version of Kid Icarus Uprising

    • @ShogunGin0
      @ShogunGin0 4 роки тому +298

      Scott's very first *intentional* PAL import.

    • @thea-man42
      @thea-man42 4 роки тому +116

      "Scott's very first second PAL import."

    • @molberding5
      @molberding5 4 роки тому +13

      Pedro 1000 The 3DS is region locked, meaning he wasn’t able to play it

    • @Superstar5_
      @Superstar5_ 4 роки тому +3

      Why is there region locking?

    • @nedcurfman3486
      @nedcurfman3486 4 роки тому +36

      @@Superstar5_ as a fuck you to consumers, I guess?

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 5 років тому +2866

    Scott's looking for love after everyone judged him for being a weeb by coming back with an anime video

    • @kwisowofer9872
      @kwisowofer9872 5 років тому +13

      Sadly, it failed

    • @IcyGoombo
      @IcyGoombo 5 років тому +4

      I don’t get it

    • @Glory2Snowstar
      @Glory2Snowstar 5 років тому +64

      You don’t have to get it, not everything in life has an answer. Some things are beyond comprehension.

    • @IcyGoombo
      @IcyGoombo 5 років тому +9

      Christian Flaherty: Sequel Edition i still don’t get it

    • @plantgang3631
      @plantgang3631 5 років тому +2

      69th like nice

  • @MarUlberg
    @MarUlberg 5 років тому +1830

    “Ive played mario party games sexier than this”
    *Giigles in Shake It Up*

  • @averagephlogfan6475
    @averagephlogfan6475 3 роки тому +889

    "I want to ****** a font"
    -The Undertale community

    • @Roboat06
      @Roboat06 3 роки тому +11

      Underrated comment

    • @theblenderfiddler4434
      @theblenderfiddler4434 3 роки тому +7

      SHUT UP THATS IMMEDIATELY WHAT I THOUGHT KJVTRDGNBHVB

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 3 роки тому +1

      Nice

    • @antiktestere
      @antiktestere 3 роки тому +1

      Damn this was hilarious

    • @averagephlogfan6475
      @averagephlogfan6475 3 роки тому +4

      @@antiktestere UA-cam is an anomaly. It took till four months later for my comment to start getting attention.

  • @AlbertFingernoodle959
    @AlbertFingernoodle959 5 років тому +10941

    Fun fact, they made a holiday to celebrate the release of the sonic movie called valentines day

    • @carterwhaley948
      @carterwhaley948 5 років тому +290

      @@simonm7917 fuck sonic heroes, ever heard of sonic unleashed?

    • @ender_dao
      @ender_dao 5 років тому +237

      @@carterwhaley948 fuck Sonic Unleashed (Wii). Have you heard of Sonic Colors?

    • @nothanksfools
      @nothanksfools 5 років тому +195

      @@carterwhaley948 fuck Sonic Unleashed, have you ever heard of Sonic and the Black Knight?

    • @MrGRmask
      @MrGRmask 5 років тому +166

      @@carterwhaley948 Fuck Sonic Unleashed. Have you ever heard of Sonic Mania?

    • @CyBERWoLF13370
      @CyBERWoLF13370 5 років тому +166

      @RedoLane fuck sonic mania, ever heard of tails' sky patrol?

  • @Jake76667
    @Jake76667 5 років тому +530

    Me: **tries to go to bed**
    UA-cam: *HEY ALL, SCOTT HERE*

    • @craigbang6542
      @craigbang6542 5 років тому +2

      Legit

    • @oaka5639
      @oaka5639 5 років тому +3

      Weird, I’m also about to go to sleep but I’m in europe

  • @yesno5095
    @yesno5095 4 роки тому +325

    2:29
    Him: “That I’m a f*bleep*ing idiot.”
    Captions: “That I’m a *_C a n a d i a n”_*

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 4 роки тому +32

      Not sure whether to take offense at that... or laugh at how the auto generator came up with that!

    • @sorsu
      @sorsu 4 роки тому +20

      he's from ohio honestly he's just canadian with extra steps

    • @Superstar5_
      @Superstar5_ 4 роки тому

      I am Canadian and I am offended

    • @FangzwithaZ
      @FangzwithaZ 4 роки тому +2

      Can't believe people are actually offended by this

    • @Gamerappa
      @Gamerappa 4 роки тому

      Not offended

  • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
    @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 5 років тому +3171

    "So instead of modding my Wii, I bought a used Wii U off of Ebay."
    Well you know what they say, a Mac user and his money are easily parted.

    • @w_alderson21
      @w_alderson21 5 років тому +174

      Oof size: Large

    • @ThomasHermJr
      @ThomasHermJr 5 років тому +202

      I mean, he's a Wozniak, does he really have a choice when it comes to his computer?

    • @randomduck8679
      @randomduck8679 5 років тому +52

      You couldn't tell by all his copies of Fling Smash?

    • @hotcrossballs
      @hotcrossballs 5 років тому +37

      I mean seriously, all softmodding costs you is an sd card if you know what you're doing

    • @koth_harvest_final
      @koth_harvest_final 4 роки тому +8

      @@hotcrossballs tell that to ps3 modding lmao

  • @vvsvlogsYT
    @vvsvlogsYT 5 років тому +681

    Scott: “Yeah, okay? I wanna f*ck a font, who doesn’t?”
    Me: *smirks at Comic Sans*

    • @airplane6417
      @airplane6417 5 років тому +33

      Comic Sans: oh s**t, here we go again.

    • @mp-lily7908
      @mp-lily7908 5 років тому +56

      undertale fans be like

    • @wolfster95
      @wolfster95 5 років тому +8

      Laughts in megalovania* :v

    • @thedillybarboy
      @thedillybarboy 5 років тому +17

      Times New Roman is a little too fancy for my tastes.

    • @UniverseKeeper2
      @UniverseKeeper2 5 років тому +4

      Leave sans out of this, he gets enough girls want to take him enough

  • @SoraYoshi182
    @SoraYoshi182 2 роки тому +80

    5:04 Is where the "Did I miss a page" meme comes from.

  • @2S2F1
    @2S2F1 5 років тому +1989

    “Ive played mario party games sexier than this”
    interesting

    • @thedillybarboy
      @thedillybarboy 5 років тому +60

      Bumper balls anyone?

    • @JL-ot1kg
      @JL-ot1kg 5 років тому +74

      Mario Tennis. Seeing mario in that outfit just 😩😩😩👌👌👌

    • @gaspardsavoureux8680
      @gaspardsavoureux8680 5 років тому +42

      @@JL-ot1kg Remember Luigi's italian sausage

    • @Ialo7
      @Ialo7 5 років тому +46

      I don't know that soda shaking game from Mario Party 8 was pretty saucy.

    • @rattttooooo
      @rattttooooo 5 років тому +2

      Nice.

  • @cerjmedia
    @cerjmedia 5 років тому +1996

    "I named her impact, because I always had a thing for that font"
    not the direction I thought you were going gonna be honest

    • @-Marbal-
      @-Marbal- 5 років тому +224

      "Yeah, okay, I wanna f**k a font, who doesn't?"
      Story of every Sans fangirl ever.

    • @Thougar
      @Thougar 5 років тому +72

      @@-Marbal- "Bone a font"

    • @ablur5129
      @ablur5129 5 років тому +37

      ngl times new roman kinda nice lowkey

    • @dianaburn2474
      @dianaburn2474 5 років тому +5

      @@-Marbal- Gaah you beat me to it, I was gonna make that joke!

    • @ArbitraryOutcome
      @ArbitraryOutcome 5 років тому +9

      *BOTTOM TEXT*

  • @Wixhael
    @Wixhael 3 роки тому +416

    3:11 "And here it is! I am the proud owner of a second Wii U, I've had nightmares of this happening."
    Oh, Scott. How young you were. How innocent. How foolish.

  • @wackyparsons8698
    @wackyparsons8698 5 років тому +2524

    I’m glad there’s no spanking, my dad always beats me at that minigame

  • @Deejaynerate
    @Deejaynerate 5 років тому +681

    >drinking wine since 2003
    >22 years old
    Scott, is there something you'd like to tell us?

    • @RegularTetragon
      @RegularTetragon 5 років тому +108

      Must be catholic

    • @MLBFCollection
      @MLBFCollection 5 років тому +80

      Jay Arre Oh yes my favourite race, Catholic.

    • @pass_
      @pass_ 5 років тому +59

      @@MLBFCollection Catholic is a gender, not a race

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 5 років тому +14

      Mr Password Username Catholic is a political party

    • @Jake_Tucker
      @Jake_Tucker 5 років тому +6

      @Jay Arre I'll be sure to call the police right away! Can't have people out here being racist towards religion!

  • @Herlinawatimova2023
    @Herlinawatimova2023 4 роки тому +242

    4:32 Sans fangirls in a nutshell

  • @HawaiianKinguin
    @HawaiianKinguin 5 років тому +1688

    Maybe there’s a deeper meaning here, maybe “We Dare” wasn’t meant to be a sexy game at all, maybe it was supposed to be like this from the start. Maybe they made that trailer to hype everyone up about how dirty it was, then when they would buy the game, play it, and get so disappointed that they actually go outside and try to socialize. That might’ve been the original goal the whole, satire, “We Dare” you to stop playing and do something else...
    Then again it could’ve also just been bait....yeah probably just that, honestly back then who knows.

  • @Weisz
    @Weisz 5 років тому +139

    7:10 “60 out of the 40 minigames”
    Wow that’s a lotta dancing minigames

    • @aidanredding8058
      @aidanredding8058 4 роки тому +1

      I think he said 16, but it did sound like 60

    • @backcornerofyoutube8556
      @backcornerofyoutube8556 4 роки тому

      Hello there.
      (insert star wars prequel meme here)
      Also I swear I'm not stalking your account we just like the same vids lol

    • @sponsoredbywalmart
      @sponsoredbywalmart 4 роки тому

      @@backcornerofyoutube8556 General Kenobi.

    • @ArshadZahid_nohandleideas
      @ArshadZahid_nohandleideas Рік тому

      @@aidanredding8058 nah, it’s 60, more in line for Scott

  • @Brione30
    @Brione30 4 роки тому +618

    “I’ve had the exact same holiday tradition since 2003: a bottle of wine and body spray”
    Scott was 5 years old on Valentine’s Day 2003

    • @LuigiMasterGaming
      @LuigiMasterGaming 4 роки тому +57

      What's wrong with that? Your telling me you didn't drink wine when you were 5?

    • @picklenator
      @picklenator 4 роки тому +29

      I mean, it fits in the lore

    • @chl_ca
      @chl_ca 2 роки тому

      i was like 2 weeks old

    • @arthurpietrogarcia1057
      @arthurpietrogarcia1057 2 роки тому +1

      I Guess the joke is that he started being a fan of videogames in 2003 Aka Doomed for virginity.

    • @phantommontalbanoinc.447
      @phantommontalbanoinc.447 2 роки тому

      @@Chad_Eldridge There Is a Scott the woz Wiki lol

  • @Iitsan12
    @Iitsan12 5 років тому +773

    2:28
    Scott: I'm a f*bleep*ing idiot
    Captions: I'm a Canadian

  • @travpups5759
    @travpups5759 5 років тому +227

    "Spank with the wii remote-- Timmy why didn't we think of that??"
    My mom walked in the room.
    That was a great talk.

    • @alflemon2783
      @alflemon2783 5 років тому +5

      You watch videos without headphones like a goddamn caveman in the 1800s?

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 5 років тому +5

      Give privacy a try today. It's not a cult, it's just an option.

    • @CurtisAlfeld
      @CurtisAlfeld 5 років тому +2

      I hope she spanked you with the Wii remote.

  • @mariowithcoolglasses3640
    @mariowithcoolglasses3640 4 роки тому +146

    4:32 so there's this game called undertale...

  • @ComradeCowboy3141
    @ComradeCowboy3141 5 років тому +387

    Nobody:
    Middle schoolers after P.E.: 0:04

    • @UniverseKeeper2
      @UniverseKeeper2 5 років тому +3

      Tf is soap?

    • @Gaminggod1997BAGR
      @Gaminggod1997BAGR 5 років тому +1

      Beat me to it

    • @kristenl5650
      @kristenl5650 5 років тому +1

      Wtf is soap?

    • @I_Eated_The_Soap
      @I_Eated_The_Soap 5 років тому +5

      actually it’s before p.e
      and after p.e
      and even when you don’t have p.e the change room is a deodorant gas bomb for me

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 5 років тому +2

      Because this doesnt happen in High School, nope!

  • @BaldManKelly
    @BaldManKelly 5 років тому +481

    Remember that one when Scott said, "Hey all"?

    • @xenobestx8423
      @xenobestx8423 5 років тому +26

      I also remember the one when Scott said “Scott Here.”.

    • @DTheAustralian
      @DTheAustralian 5 років тому +3

      the 3 and only Kelly
      nope.

    • @GirlypopShotgun
      @GirlypopShotgun 5 років тому +4

      When he did, I felt that.

    • @Plorbus
      @Plorbus 5 років тому +1

      Wait a second....

    • @BaldManKelly
      @BaldManKelly 5 років тому +1

      @@Plorbus go away you raisin bran hater

  • @hecht0520
    @hecht0520 4 роки тому +92

    "Wii Dare, do you?"
    "Is that a threat?"

    • @samuelshock6292
      @samuelshock6292 3 роки тому +11

      “¿Wii Dare, y tu?”
      “¿Es eso una amenaza?”

    • @Juisygod
      @Juisygod 3 роки тому +8

      "Wii Dare, n'est-ce pas ?"
      "Est-ce une menace?"

  • @BalrogGameRoom
    @BalrogGameRoom 4 роки тому +1030

    Sorry about that. Jerry can get a little out of control

    • @anthonystrangio
      @anthonystrangio 4 роки тому +35

      When you realize that the Therapist from Dark Age of Nintendo is named Jerry

    • @Sharan25
      @Sharan25 3 роки тому +5

      Jerry went to prison what the hell did he do

    • @Sharan25
      @Sharan25 3 роки тому +3

      @Aaron Santiago makes sense his wife got killed so he got revenge

    • @ZylethXenocian
      @ZylethXenocian 3 роки тому +1

      Dad?

    • @DaSheepKiller
      @DaSheepKiller 3 роки тому +7

      @@anthonystrangio Jerry has tried several different things over the years.
      First he tried being a news anchor, he was good at it (he called the Madden 18 Target heist after all), but he didn't like it.
      Then he tried murder. He murdered someone, didn't like it, but then got arrested for murder (it's possible he was sued for defamation beforehand) and met Scott in prison. They didn't get along at first, that led to Jerry stabbing Scott's hand. Scott got out of prison and soon Jerry would follow.
      Finally, Jerry tried being a therapist. He's not registered, but so far it's stuck. He's given both Scott and himself therapy.

  • @brandonpierce9868
    @brandonpierce9868 4 роки тому +288

    Scott owns "We Dare" in the US and "The Guy Game." Such badassery

    • @oreo4093
      @oreo4093 4 роки тому +6

      He sold the guy game. *BUT THATS JUST A THEORY*

    • @stefanmadethen5359
      @stefanmadethen5359 3 роки тому +1

      @@oreo4093 a game theory thanks for watching

    • @GasStationBird
      @GasStationBird 3 роки тому +1

      @@stefanmadethen5359 I hate game theory

    • @condemnedd684
      @condemnedd684 2 роки тому +3

      @oreo THERES actually a legal rerelease of the guy game…
      I know it’s weird… the non nude shots of the 17 y/o are still in but the nude ones are replaced

    • @EireProductions
      @EireProductions Рік тому

      @@condemnedd684 He mentioned that in the video. It wasn't realeased on consoles this time; it was a D.V.D. game, and from what I can tell, it's pretty rare.

  • @NombreGenerico89TF2
    @NombreGenerico89TF2 4 роки тому +39

    6:27
    I was drinking coffee at that moment. You owe me a keyboard.

  • @willowisp1376
    @willowisp1376 5 років тому +395

    Wii would like to “play”

  • @Dorian_Scott
    @Dorian_Scott 2 роки тому +19

    *_"The second Wii game that will get you laid? That's a huge deal."_*
    That copy of "DK Barrel Blast" Scott's holding is some clever foreshadowing. (1:18)

    • @EireProductions
      @EireProductions Рік тому +5

      It's actually a reference to the "Viral Games" episode, which then became a running gag that eventually led up to the _Donkey Kong Barrel Blast_ episode.

  • @DTheAustralian
    @DTheAustralian 5 років тому +967

    Valentine’s Day, or as I like to call it “Anti-Virgin Day.”

  • @thepoplionbrosshow3669
    @thepoplionbrosshow3669 4 роки тому +838

    I was very scared my mom was gonna walk in and catch me watching this.

  • @karak962
    @karak962 4 роки тому +92

    "I WANT TO F A FONT WHO DOESN'T" Ah, the Undertale fandom.

  • @SodaBoiAsh
    @SodaBoiAsh 4 роки тому +111

    “Yes, I want to f**k a font”
    Papyrus: Dating Start!

    • @qwerty343d5
      @qwerty343d5 4 роки тому +2

      Undertale was a piece of shit

    • @tarniabook3076
      @tarniabook3076 4 роки тому +3

      @@qwerty343d5 Undertale is a piece of art, like games such as Off or Oneshot, that got its reputation destroyed by a bad fanbase.

    • @qwerty343d5
      @qwerty343d5 4 роки тому +1

      @@tarniabook3076 Undertale was a preachy game that thought it was funny and thought it was clever by using the most basic boring simple meta writing there is. It was never good.

    • @tarniabook3076
      @tarniabook3076 4 роки тому +2

      @@qwerty343d5 Well, that's your opinion. I'm a writer, and I find Undertale has good writing. Not the best there could be, but good. You don't have to like it.

    • @qwerty343d5
      @qwerty343d5 4 роки тому

      @@tarniabook3076 I'm sorry, but meta writing revolving around a character that's fictional acting as though they're real isn't "clever" or "good", it's lazy, and easy. It's been done to death because idiots who want to come off as *reelly smort* can write the most unimaginative, bland, boring characters using it and everyone will praise them for it.

  • @misterconquister5534
    @misterconquister5534 5 років тому +442

    Ironically enough, all of Scott’s deodorant and Banquet meals were secretly made out of copies of Madden 09, so they’re effectively useless for attracting a mate.

    • @Thy_Walrus
      @Thy_Walrus 5 років тому +2

      Mister Conquister you mean madden 08

    • @fodv93
      @fodv93 5 років тому

      I mean using *any* madden game will be 100% useless in getting a mate

    • @spongebobplushiestuff8612
      @spongebobplushiestuff8612 5 років тому +9

      @@fodv93 YOU DARE DIS ON MADDEN 08.
      GO TO THE BRIG!!!!!!!

    • @fodv93
      @fodv93 5 років тому

      @@spongebobplushiestuff8612 I do certainly diss on madden. I mean it's not really any wonder why he hasn't gotten a girlfriend, or *friends*

    • @gghadid5985
      @gghadid5985 5 років тому +2

      Who hurt you

  • @NosebleeddeGroselha
    @NosebleeddeGroselha 2 роки тому +34

    This is like those gay movies advertised as the most revolutionary and intense gay romance of all, and then the dudes barely touch each other before dying at the end

  • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
    @TommyDeonauthsArchives 5 років тому +144

    "Fortune Street and the rest of 'em!"
    Damn it, Scott. You're making me want another Fortune Street game... localized here... because for whatever reason the PS4 Entry stayed in Japan.

  • @theowatchesyt
    @theowatchesyt 4 роки тому +39

    the little "oh thank god" when the wii u powered up is literally me turning my 10 year old wii on everytime

  • @lolo-TM
    @lolo-TM 4 роки тому +56

    3:29 "Pluging it in..."
    *Ad starts to play*
    "Escape to the world of anime with the funimation app"

  • @407gabyr
    @407gabyr 5 років тому +43

    6:43: After extensive research i can safely say: Congratulations Scott! You are the only person on the internet to actually have high quality footage of the strip minigame in We Dare as well as the only one who has actually shown what happens during it. Because I'm guessing anyone whos ever played this game either never got to this minigame or had too much modesty to actually strip for it despite the fact that you can apparently cheese this minigame just by holding something heavy before you get on the board.
    Seriously I'm pretty sure I've had an easier time finding footage of old strip mahjong games on the PC Engine/TG-16 than I've had trying to find footage of this minigame. It's...kind of surprising really.

  • @gezi5927
    @gezi5927 5 років тому +96

    “Valentines Day” *Scott sprays himself with axe*

  • @Something_Maybe
    @Something_Maybe 3 роки тому +45

    “Platformers, f*ck games, sonic”
    There isn’t a difference between those.

    • @ThePhantomSafetyPin
      @ThePhantomSafetyPin 3 роки тому +2

      You mean to tell me people don't play a session of Hollow Knight and then immediately go angry-smash their partner? Damn I guess I've been doing it all wrong...

  • @cannibalisticrequiem
    @cannibalisticrequiem 5 років тому +66

    Game: "WeDare, do you?"
    Scott: "Is this a threat?"

  • @Tornado9797
    @Tornado9797 5 років тому +62

    "OK yea I wanna f*** a font, who doesn't?"
    *megalovania stops*

  • @shaneespinoza5343
    @shaneespinoza5343 3 роки тому +34

    5:04 "Did I miss a page?"

  • @hadoukenfighter
    @hadoukenfighter 4 роки тому +354

    "i've played mario party minigames sexier than this" should've used the inflate bowser one as an example.

  • @kwisowofer9872
    @kwisowofer9872 5 років тому +29

    “Do you want to use a Wii Balance Boar-“
    *Yes*

  • @redleader_5
    @redleader_5 4 роки тому +22

    I love how scott says he is too clean for Homebrew, but in the backwards compatibility video he says he wasn't able to get it working, he was to ashamed to tell us the truth

  • @sonc_
    @sonc_ 5 років тому +1499

    “That’s right, I’m gonna successfully get laid with a Wii game!”
    Scott Wozniak, 2020
    Edit: Jesus christ, guys. Does it really matter that I made a simple mistake? You don’t need to call me a fake fan.

  • @zero-gi6gp
    @zero-gi6gp 5 років тому +78

    Scott: "alright I want to f*ck a font, who doesn't"
    *Loud Undertale screeches in the distance*

  • @scratch472
    @scratch472 4 роки тому +58

    First time watching this I didn’t get the joke where he said “I’ve had the same holiday tradition since 2003, a bottle of whine and body spray. But now that I’m 22 I want to spice thing up a bit”

  • @TheRealRustyIsHere
    @TheRealRustyIsHere 4 роки тому +154

    "I had nightmares of having two Wii U gamepads"
    Buddy, I have three of em, THREE

  • @MusicDecomposer
    @MusicDecomposer 4 роки тому +149

    I got an ad on this video for Mr. Lube.

  • @assymmetry130
    @assymmetry130 4 роки тому +40

    "Do you want to use the Wii Balanceboar-"
    *_"Yes"_*

  • @GamerTowerDX
    @GamerTowerDX 5 років тому +92

    4:33 remember that time Scott called out the undertale fandom?

  • @itsyaboigames1997
    @itsyaboigames1997 5 років тому +132

    Kid: Can I get this game?
    Mom: Get whatever you want I don’t care, it’s your money.
    Kid:

  • @gex_6920
    @gex_6920 4 роки тому +42

    Let’s appreciate that Scott bought a 2nd Wii U just for this video

  • @GoodlyPenguin
    @GoodlyPenguin 5 років тому +44

    Wii Dare you to keep making videos, Scotty

  • @FireDrone23
    @FireDrone23 5 років тому +70

    Looking at the PS Move
    "You won't need these"
    "Oh yeah you will"

  • @ItsLoftyyy
    @ItsLoftyyy 3 роки тому +47

    Scott went to a bar just for a skit.
    What a legend.

    • @ArizonanSummer
      @ArizonanSummer Рік тому +1

      Green screen but OK

    • @dyt2000
      @dyt2000 Рік тому

      Nah....I'm pretty sure that was a BW3s......which.....
      1. are everywhere in Ohio....
      2.nobody would bat an eye if you filmed a seconds and ledt

  • @callumjohn6622
    @callumjohn6622 4 роки тому +101

    Wii game: "There are around 100 million acts of sexual intercourse every day"
    Me: *dies laughing*

    • @rayanrizwan9611
      @rayanrizwan9611 4 роки тому +5

      One of them happening right now
      lmao if you believed me...

    • @DimT670
      @DimT670 3 роки тому

      Don't forget the hilariously wrong hip to waist ratio one 😂
      Actually im pretty sure all the "facts" are wrong

    • @almond3066
      @almond3066 3 роки тому

      @@DimT670 I'm almost 100% sure they just made it up all the "facts" on the spot lol

  • @Sairiui
    @Sairiui 5 років тому +21

    5:54 - Scott the Woz 2020

  • @fan1000
    @fan1000 3 роки тому +31

    5:47 out of context Scott

  • @tpnxl
    @tpnxl 4 роки тому +149

    "I'm the only person to go to prison for we dare"
    We dare = weed air outside of Europe = prison, that's the facts

    • @PaidInFull1995
      @PaidInFull1995 4 роки тому

      Pretty half not bad

    • @ThePhantomSafetyPin
      @ThePhantomSafetyPin 3 роки тому +1

      I'm here from the future to tell you that weed is now legal in several US states.

  • @PearangeProductions
    @PearangeProductions 5 років тому +236

    0:13
    Wait, he's _22 years old?!_
    I wasn't expecting _that_ to be his age, he looks like he's _still a teenager!_

    • @PrismGenesis
      @PrismGenesis 4 роки тому +16

      @@epicgamingchannelforgamers1425 i have never seen someone say such nonsense in so few words. Bravo

    • @epicgamingchannelforgamers1425
      @epicgamingchannelforgamers1425 4 роки тому +1

      Anthony i shit you not my friends little brother went on my youtube account and wrote a bunch of dumb comments im so serious

    • @jacksonroy8720
      @jacksonroy8720 4 роки тому +11

      @@epicgamingchannelforgamers1425 i looked at ur other comments on here and im convinced ur either telling the truth or are committed to the bait

    • @rutgerbeegee2197
      @rutgerbeegee2197 4 роки тому +1

      He's brsins are maybe a decade back but thats all

    • @GRUHHHH1006
      @GRUHHHH1006 4 роки тому +5

      @@epicgamingchannelforgamers1425 r/oopsdidn'tmeanto lmao

  • @luigimss_
    @luigimss_ 4 роки тому +41

    5:47
    - Scott Wozniak, 2020

  • @namlemonade
    @namlemonade 5 років тому +37

    If there’s ONE content creator that stops me dead on my tracks whatever i’m doing, it’s Scott. Everything in my world stop and i just gotta watch the new video asap . 🙏

    • @Ponaru
      @Ponaru 5 років тому

      Proud of you for coming out of the closet. I'm sure Scott is flattered.

  • @retdrewclassic20
    @retdrewclassic20 5 років тому +178

    Two vids in one week? You ok Scott?

    • @leaningtiger8919
      @leaningtiger8919 5 років тому +1

      DuckyTube ikr

    • @lordkiza8838
      @lordkiza8838 5 років тому +21

      The virgin powers are summoning great content from within him

    • @one-up7498
      @one-up7498 5 років тому +4

      Yeah but he has not posted a vid in like a month before dis

    • @kwisowofer9872
      @kwisowofer9872 5 років тому +15

      He probably spent that month playing Flingsmash

    • @quad7685
      @quad7685 5 років тому

      Understandable

  • @roachdoggjr2576
    @roachdoggjr2576 4 роки тому +165

    Is this the guy in that meme about someone being a combination of every spiderman actor?

  • @fliptrip4093
    @fliptrip4093 5 років тому +153

    Ubisoft: This is PG
    We dare:
    scott: WHAT THE **** IS THIS?!

  • @andrewrobertson1473
    @andrewrobertson1473 5 років тому +84

    I'm more of a Helvetica man myself.

  • @nunyabusiness9699
    @nunyabusiness9699 3 роки тому +21

    2:13
    Can’t play We Dare without the ultimate controller
    *Luigi*

  • @stonexl
    @stonexl 5 років тому +89

    Valentine's Day, the mortal enemy of virgins everywhere.

    • @watermark653
      @watermark653 5 років тому +1

      Same thing 😎

    • @airplane6417
      @airplane6417 5 років тому

      Me: goddamit its Valentines tomorrow.
      Girl: likes me
      Me: goddamit it's valentines.

    • @watermark653
      @watermark653 4 роки тому

      Airplane 64 are you gay or something

    • @airplane6417
      @airplane6417 4 роки тому

      @@watermark653 No why don't you try to be happy everyday and appreciate people?

    • @watermark653
      @watermark653 4 роки тому

      @@airplane6417 gay is happy but no in your case it’s liking men

  • @Level-rv3nk
    @Level-rv3nk 5 років тому +98

    “There’s a sexy reason to go to prison”
    Scott 2020

    • @stratis5360
      @stratis5360 5 років тому +5

      My uncle went to prison in a sexy way

  • @Vanino99
    @Vanino99 4 роки тому +216

    Scott: "I want to F* a font!"
    Me: "Should I go with sans or papyrus... Or both? Hmmmm..."

    • @shell9918
      @shell9918 4 роки тому +6

      tahoma for life

    • @Vanino99
      @Vanino99 4 роки тому +4

      @@shell9918 oh man... Tahoma is sexy as heck!

    • @phatphuckingphrog5484
      @phatphuckingphrog5484 4 роки тому +4

      what about... cabin...

    • @Vanino99
      @Vanino99 4 роки тому +4

      @@phatphuckingphrog5484 hmmm... Cabin quirky doe.

    • @shell9918
      @shell9918 4 роки тому +5

      @@Vanino99 do u think Arial is boring? I find beauty in it's simplicity

  • @lots_of_biskits7536
    @lots_of_biskits7536 5 років тому +34

    "We Dare, do you?"

  • @charlescampuz5812
    @charlescampuz5812 5 років тому +91

    2:23 - Scott, you could've just downloaded Gecko OS and paste the program into the "apps" folder of the Wii U's SD Card. You were halfway there, man.

    • @LC-DDM
      @LC-DDM 5 років тому +14

      I should do that on my own Wii U, honestly.
      Already got the Wii hacked, but if the WU has more space for channels, I'd probably use it more.

    • @cosmicjenny4508
      @cosmicjenny4508 5 років тому +10

      +Charles Campuz AND HE WOULDN’T HAVE HAD TO SPEND MONEY

    • @chl_ca
      @chl_ca 2 роки тому

      i'm too scared to do that

  • @THEDoctorScientist101
    @THEDoctorScientist101 3 роки тому +17

    4:17
    NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE [[BIG SHOT]] SCOTT!!!

  • @Brumskin.
    @Brumskin. 5 років тому +83

    I'm literally shaking and crying rn Scott would never upload on a Thursday

    • @Ponaru
      @Ponaru 5 років тому +2

      ...that's pretty pathetic.

    • @beesree39
      @beesree39 5 років тому +13

      Poison it's a meme you dip

    • @Ponaru
      @Ponaru 5 років тому

      @@beesree39 ...and?

    • @Brumskin.
      @Brumskin. 5 років тому +4

      Poison I was joking, you don't need to take everything seriously

    • @Ponaru
      @Ponaru 5 років тому

      @@Brumskin. Ever consider I was joking as well? Lighten up dipshit.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 років тому +40

    1:28 Well to be fair, Ratchet and clank is know for it's highly suggestive titles for their games like Going commando or Full frontal assault.

    • @silversmoke8398
      @silversmoke8398 5 років тому +8

      A quest for booty

    • @Sophie_the_Sapphic
      @Sophie_the_Sapphic 5 років тому +9

      Or the one they rejected clock blockers.

    • @Patatifique
      @Patatifique 5 років тому +7

      Size matters !

    • @Jake_Tucker
      @Jake_Tucker 5 років тому +8

      That's not even mentioning the in-game humor.
      The president saying, "My daughter tells me you're a man who's good with his hands"
      and Ratchet responding with "sir I swear, I never-". Klunk saying "What a load of bullsh-" and being cut off, the Crotchitizer itself. They're just loaded with that kind of humor, and it's great.

  • @doovin1827
    @doovin1827 2 роки тому +3

    8:06 "prison was okay, met this guy Jerry" god i hope that was his therapist

  • @TheCaptainstupendous
    @TheCaptainstupendous 5 років тому +51

    *Scott* : Hey can you help me with this game review?
    *Scott's no longer friend* : Sure what do you need me to do?
    *Scott* : 6:27

    • @steeltalon937
      @steeltalon937 5 років тому +3

      I thought it was just a hat. Lol!!

  • @aroacegoblinyt
    @aroacegoblinyt 2 роки тому +3

    “We Dare. Do you?”
    “Is that a threat?”

  • @Crazy56U
    @Crazy56U 4 роки тому +209

    "I'm okay with things getting worse if that means I can play We Dare."
    *_BOY_* did that not age well...

    • @DodgeThatAttack
      @DodgeThatAttack 4 роки тому +2

      Are you talking about covid?

    • @fearanarchy
      @fearanarchy 4 роки тому

      I was assuming the "sexy reason to go to prison"

    • @DodgeThatAttack
      @DodgeThatAttack 4 роки тому

      @@fearanarchy Scott never went prison tho lol

    • @jamierootwo
      @jamierootwo 4 роки тому +1

      DodgeThatAttack In the video he did

    • @DodgeThatAttack
      @DodgeThatAttack 4 роки тому

      @@jamierootwo yea but then what's the original comment about...

  • @mrhelitosis7564
    @mrhelitosis7564 3 роки тому +12

    3:58
    That Idea actually sounds perfect for a horror game on a Nintendo console.

  • @sleepygamermax6782
    @sleepygamermax6782 5 років тому +47

    There are two points in Scott’s life.
    One where he didn’t have two Wii U’s
    And Now.

  • @Nytrouse
    @Nytrouse 3 роки тому +8

    5:06 THE SOURCE OF THE MEME

  • @adge5106
    @adge5106 5 років тому +20

    Scott: "I didn't take into account I'm a f*ckin idiot."
    Captions: "I didn't take into account I'm Canadian."

  • @jeffcarey1776
    @jeffcarey1776 3 роки тому +24

    4:15 had a fucking panic attack because i forgot that this video had words