6 Incredibly weird toys from the 90s
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- Опубліковано 8 чер 2024
- Today we are taking a look at 6 weird toys from the 90s! Let me know in the comments down below if you had any of the toys featured today and do you have any more weird toy nominations?
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Did you have any of these toys? What do you think is the weirdest 90s toy??
Tickle me Elmo was of course. I wanted a fondle me Count but it just never happened.
Also Shape Shifters Punisher, the Face Bank, Jibba Jabber, and Gooey Louie, Aaahhh!!! Real Monsters, the entire SPAWN action figure line
God I completely forgot.about battle trolls I had one and they were awesome! I also had a stone protector my grandmother got it for me....because grandmas. Have you covered Food Fighters yet?? Definitely a strange but awesome toy line!
That name BALZAC; Lol! That alone takes the cake!
Warren probably dreamed of playing the Tracy character for years. Im sure he loved being called Dick etc.
I remember my dad laughing himself to tears when I told a friend we go outside and kick our Balzacs. 😂
Bahahahaha
Give Balzac a whack! It wiggles and it wobbles and it plays hard to get!
Good thing its not the name of candy
It never dawned on me the double entendre until they were re-released much later in my life. I was naive 🤦♂️
There was a rollerblading Barbie that was supposed to shoot sparks from her skates. But it was actually a freaking lighter 😂
That toy made me question my sexuality. It was a girls toy but I wanted it so goddamn bad. So it made me very confused lmfao
i remember, the maternity barbie with baby inside stomach
Wasn’t that the toy that lit a child’s undies on fire?
@@austinhinton3944 yeah mine when I saw it. I got so excited
@@austinhinton3944 not sure, but i remember majority of the toy on vid, my younger had a stretch armstrong and it had holes in it and instructions said to put tape on hole and put in freezer overnight, it was a piece of crap. my mom had to throw it away
Watching this makes me miss the Sears Wishbook
Sears wish book u remember that I loved the nurf section and the bikes and skateboard section God that takes me back
@@brocklanders4684 My mom once told me that, one year, her parents said they (she and her siblings) could only get one thing from the wish book for Christmas, so my uncle put the book on the floor and drew a circle around the whole thing.
@@justincarawan-carawanco.pu1639 lol Justin that's a gd one I wish I would have thought of that when I was younger you can't go wrong one of each
Those were awesome!
@@brocklanders4684 Yah man, I still buy nerf guns to this day. Did you ever see the gun in the wish book that shot the laser beams at the cans? always wanted that.
We had a lot of toys like Monster Face when I was a kid in the 90's. I also remember Halloween overall being a way bigger deal then that it is now on TV...
The cabbage patch kids look like Amy Schumer 🤣👍🏻🤘🏻
Did you hear what she named her baby? Gene Attel (genital) 🤣
Now I will never unsee.
@@PaNDaSNiP3R that kid is going to hate her
@@neniaemm6127 same
They aren't that ugly
The Shout ‘N Shoot sounds like something the AVGN would have fun playing with if his video about NES accessories is any indication. 🤣
I was thinking the same thing lol. Fire fire fire fire
I would probably LMAO at the idea of AVGN playing with shout and shoot! 😂
Fuckfire!
OMFG! Hell yeah MONSTER FACE! I freaking loved that toy. Loved the dark side of things before I realized it was dark.
Wham o right in the Balzac
I had a water gun that came with disappearing ink. All of my friends hated me for about ten minutes.
I had that too, I believe it was called "Zap-it", lol!
Me to there was even that movie gotcha!
Best toy of the 90s, hands down was the home alone voice recorder 😈😈
Yep called the "Talkboy"
I wanted that thing sooo badly. It was super expensive back then. I recently ended up finding one at a garage sale and I bout it and it actually worked
Whoa! I had one! I remember those. Yeah, very cool. I got one secondhand. Probably from Goodwill. Had a lot of fun with it.
“Hi kids were home early”
I still low key have mine lol.
Anyone remember spy tech gear? 😂 the microphone thing was pretty cool
Yeah, I do. Just commented on that before I saw your post.
I had one of those. It looked like a camcorder but was a super sensitive microphone that you could use to eavesdrop.
Sure do
I remember Biker Mice from Mars and Street Sharks as a kid. The cartoons and toys. Those were weird but fun. I also remember having a squirt gun that had a handle on the front of the nozzle that could allow you to shoot multi-directionally. That was sweet and I don't think I've ever seen anything quite like that since.
0:08 20+ years later, all those prices are accurate again 😭
Video games were extremely expensive back then. I paid $50 Cdn for Rampage on the Atari 2600.
@@teflonravager Well of course. If you wanna talk inflation, games are insanely cheap compared to how they were even 10 years ago. $50 USD in 1989 would be $106.51 🤯 today, and was indeed the norm. Some big RPGs and Flight Sims were like $100 ☠️ back then.
It's just a bit sad that at one point (mid-to-late 2000s), you couldn't give PS1 games away. But that's the nature of collecting, supply, demand, and the CPI.
@@teflonravager I remember seeing Chrono Trigger on SNES for $70. my mom wouldn't let me buy It (or buy it for me) so I had to keep renting it. a long ass RPG is a dumb game to rent so I had to make sure I was getting the same cartridge and was so worried someone would delete my save that I pretended to be sick until I managed to beat it lmao. shoulda just got it for me mom! :P
I wanted that MonsterFace badly as a kid. My parents were not cool with this idea and gave me a toy troll, which wasn't one of the Stone Protector, but just looked like a normal troll with well chiseled muscles. It was...weird.
I remember hearing hearing my mom yell " What did you say" to my brother when he said he was going to smack my ballzak against the wall.
😂
I remember the voice activated water gun. I was only around 6 and still thought it was corny as heck.
I was born in '79, and as young lad remember a bunch of mates sourcing "French bangers", which in retrospect were basically a fuse inserted into a cardboard tube of gunpowder. We cut so many of these open to harvest the contents and create "super bangers", aka actual explosive devices. We tried tying the fuses together too, but they always fizzled out at the knots, so had to use the super short fuse for the mega banger. None of that would be allowed in the UK now, but all great fun as British kids in the 90s.
Back when you could buy explosives as a kid a no one would bat an eye... Gotta love them pre-911 days and before the whole "War on Terror." 😂
Here in the States we called them M-80's. They were originally explosives for use for the military, but were sold at firework stands as firecrackers when I was a kid. Many a story about someone blowing off a part of their hand or a finger from a M-80 here in the States. We used to blowup action figures with them. But I had friends who had more mischievous intentions, like blowing up the neighbors mailbox... 😂
@@Clos93 Had a Google on those M-80 bad boys, and can guarantee without hesitation an attempt to make a mega-M80 would have been attempted if we had access to such awesomeness in early 90's Britain :)
I actually had a Monster Face, that thing was fun for a while. I wish I could have kept it in better condition.
Remember how awful that slime smelt, like buzz's girlfriend; woof..
@@DGen_apparel LOL! It smelled half as bad as the putty sticks that came with it.
@@Simon-dd4gk ...did it small anything
like the He-Man slime? I can
still smell that crap...
Same. I saw the thumbnail for this video and had a major flashback to an old favorite toy!
It reminded me for some reason if the Dr Dreadful toys, though those ones had edible food, like you're making food out of slime and zombie shit or something, haha.
As a kid growing up in the 90s I've played with all these toys, the 90s kicked so much ass.
Monster face was awesome I remember thinking I wasn't going to get it for my birthday but I got lucky and got it
Mike Smith I never got that for my bday. I had to play with a friend of mines at the time. But he was a spoil little asshole. But I got a Super Nintendo for Christmas in ‘90 and he got stuck with his Regular Nintendo for the longest time. In your face Andrea.
@@joepesci43 You got presents on your Birthday? That's pretty lucky right there, my Birthday is so close to Christmas I was lucky if I even got a cake much less people even wishing me a happy Birthday instead of Merry Christmas.
Yeah man that's why I'm here. Unfortunately I am just Gen z so toys sucked for me. My dad had one of those monster headz cause why not
@@leefischer5814 you celebrated Christmas? I was lucky to get a wooden spoon up the backside for my birthday.
@@schmittza Wow so edgy.
and at some point the whole "tmnt crossed with trolls" thing happened again when they did actual TMNT trolls.... i still have a Michelangelo troll.
I had forgotten that those existed until you mentioned them. Now I have to live with the fact of their existence as an adult.
I had shout n shoot when I was a kid. It was actually super fun.
The Snack Time Kid made an appearance in Robot Chicken in The Island of Recalled Toys sketch.
Stone Protectors made it to RC too. They sang at weddings but every song was about stones.
"Dont play with your Balzac in the house, honey!"
I had Monster Face one of my favorite toys. I love monsters, not the kind that buy all the toilet paper though.
I loved to play with my Balzac when i was a teen. Then I got the courage to ask the pretty neighborhood girls if they would like to play with my Balzac. It’s a lot more fun with company.
😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Even as a kid, I remember stone Protectors. I also remember it was sooooo obvious the toy company was desperately trying to convert boys to the Troll line. I also remember it didn’t work and was an annoying commercial when I was watching my daily cartoons lol😂
I think he Cabbage Patch Dolls were what really started the modern Black Friday melees and fighting we see today in stores.
Returning Shadow I was there when Furbies first came out. Shtt got wild in line that night!
@@lochnessamonster1912 Yep
damn, remember all these and it doesn't even seem that long ago : P
had a girl in class with long hair that had one of those gabage patch eat everything dolls.
Lisa was her name I believe. first we saw the doll at show and tell. ok fun. second and last we saw the doll at this thing we called play time fryday where every last friday of the month we got two hours to play with toys we brought from home.
it was all fun and games when Lisa and her friends where shoving random stuff in the mouht of that thing. then we heard screaming the doll had the hair of lisa and Joyce in her mouth.
from that day on we never heard or saw that doll again and both Lisa and joyce had short hair.
love the ventage ads!! 💕
I had one of those Monster Face toys as a kd. I always made sure to completely disassemble it and keep the face pieces in a separate location from the head after I was done playing with it...you know, just in case.
Omg i remember battle trolls and stone protectors! I had totally forgotten these but BAM memory jolted and i remember now
UnwrittenSpade i had that blue and yellow battle troll
I didnt know a single child who wanted a Cabbage Patch Kid.
Do you remember Battle Beasts? They were combat posed animals in armor with holograms on their chest showing their faction
I had the voice operated water gun! Loved that thing but I looked so crazy 😂
As an 80’s/90’s kid, the Shout and Shoot was not one of our proudest moments.
The Shout and Shoot taught a lot of 90's kids a valuable lesson about false advertising... It was our version of 'Sea Monkeys', I guess.
FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE!
SHUT UP!😡
🤣🤣
Ok Laura, fun Dick Tracy short story.
When Dick Tracy came out in theaters, a couple friends of mine and I decided we were gonna go see the movie wearing suits and fedora hats. Well we did and the looks on peoples' faces and the smiles and a few laughs from the crowd could be noticed. We deliberately walked down to the more front rows so everyone can see us as well as to the center of the rows. It was fun to do that.
Al Pacino was in that underrated cult classic!
@@boodro2122 And he did a damn good job in that film too! Even received an Oscar nomination for his role in the film. He lost to his "Irishman" co-star, Joe Pesci, who won for his role in "Goodfellas", which was also released in the 1990s as well.
Cosplaying before it was mainstream. Nice. 👌
@@edkeaton6093 those are all nice fun facts.
@@boodro2122 Thanks. I think so too dude.
I had a turquoise treasure troll!! And little ones that went on the end of my pencils.
The fact that Monster Face's eyes seemed to follow you where ever you went made it creepier. Creepy, but I liked it. My mom knew me too well, lol
I had the Monster Face (might still have it).
That things was awesome. I remember I wanted to RC it for the eyes & mouth movement, and add a small wireless amp to it to. One of the neighbor kids was frightened enough of it already.
I also had Monster Face. It was kind of neat but was nowhere near as cool as the commercial made it seem (like most toys of the era). I can remember being sorely disappointed because that crazy pulsating, oozing wound seen in the commercial wasn't actually part of the real toy.
@@xxcrysad3000xx Actually you could create this effect (which I did) using the bladder, some clay molded into a blister shape, and some goop "encapsulated " in the clay mold. Slap the clay blister over & around the bladder, securing it to the monster face, fill it up with goop, and in my case fake blood, seal it up, attach the air bellow bulb & ooze away. I thought this was a particularly cool feature as it mimics a SFX used in actual movies.
The Trolls were big in the 60's and were everywhere. But back then, they were called Wishnicks.
They talk to you, too?
Interesting. Thanks for that fact.
That was great! :) I love these lists of yours. Really brings back some great memories.
Great video Laura, keep up the good work!
10:10 “yelling _Fire! Fire! Fire!_ just resulted in short, delayed bursts”
just as Apone likes it.
You would also feel compelled to laugh like a blond haired ADD teen as well.
"Let's rock!!"
LMAO there is a town here in Alberta called Balzac. Pronounced the same way as the toy in your video. But I'm pretty sure it has been called......well you know, more than a few times.Great vid!
I had that monster face as a kid. That and creepy crawlers defined my childhood so well.
Oh hellz yeah!! I definitely remember Creepy Crawlers!!
Congratulations on 100k subs
I been with u since the beginning
Keep up the good work
Hey Laura! Didn't they release a Scratch and Sniff version of Balzac!?
That would be ... delicious
Gwenyth Paltrow is working on that!
I remember all of these, owned none. I did however go to Dick Tracy when it was in theaters.
Great video as always Laura.
Ok, you hit my nostalgic side with this vid! So I checked out your channel, I love it and you got my sub. You have exquisite tastes, ma'am! Can't wait to see your future vids
More Incredibly weird, creepy & disgusting toys: Dissect an Alien, Garbage Pail Kids, Creepy Crawlers, Gak, Slime, Five Nights at Freddy's action figures
Most of those were from the 80s not the 90s
That was mostly 80s. that's why we don't hate generation Y
I remember getting a pogo ball in the early 90's their were also cabbage patch pets, monster balls, Ren and stimpy dolls as well
Omg, pogo ball was the worst!
@@TheJasonEstes I hated those things! Mostly because I was the only kid who didnt have one.
Pogo balls. I wanted one so badly and then when I got it, it was so disappointing.
Love these videos, keep them coming!
the gameboy booster boy, hands down 😆 what were they thinking!! 🤦🏻♂️
47.99 PS1 GAMES BACK THEN??! DAMN THEY WERE EXPENSIVE I NEVER REMEMBER THAT ,
WarriorZ ToyZ I remember 60 bucks for a Nintendo 64 game.
Nintendo games were $89
3:07 I upvoted this video anyway.
Excellent narration, by the way. Really funny when it counts 😂😂🤣
The best channel 🙌🙌
"Most likely would have eaten the child alive!" That's some snack there Cabbage Doll!
#onoohio
Is there like a master list of 80s/90s nostalgia stuff somewhere?
I remember all of these, especially Monster Face. There were tons of toys in the 90s catered to boys that were just "weird heads".
Great episode Laura !
Oh nooo I didn't know troll dolls were for girls, the other guys at the plant have probably been laughing behind my back
At the plant? You mean floral shop?
@@justincoleman3805 NO
Monster Face! I had hours of fun with this!! Life was good in the 90's.
I had monster face as a kid...it was so awesome 😍😍
I'm so glad I didn't have a sister when the eating machine came out or I'd be a girl now.
I get it
Bruh! 😂
this is a weird-ass comment
Lubrication, for safety
@@USAReject he probably has one of the realistic sex dolls now 🤣🤣🤣 #OpenUpAndSayAhhhh
I think the Ballzac balloon adverts led to my inflation fetish.
O...kay...(slowly backing away)
Any doll that mimicked a bodily function was always weird to me. Also, I feel Puppy Surprise misled a few children into thinking that you can rip open a dog and find puppies inside.
I can’t believe she used a double negative when talking about the monster face thing
How about the 1970s? Here are three toys to start you off: Squirmles, Magic Window, and Super Elastic Bubble Plastic. I had a squirmle; it was a complete ripoff.
Good thing you could always rely on your PetRock!
#onoohio
I loved my Squirmle. And my Pet Rocks.
MY Magic Window, from the early 90s,
...was a totally different animal...
what a trip!
When kids were stupid, the parents would encourage that the kid did nothing wrong. Now we got a generation who refuses to learn and listen to reason.
Actually it's the parents who were stupid, the kids were ignorant
At least dads took their kids to Toy-R-Us back then. Dont get that anymore which is why T-R-U closed, also dads no being in the scene anymore.
@@alittlelifeleft8232
Times and Faces change but people dont. The new toy is social-media and certain web-sites which is for adults and kids.
In fact more people are more stupid now than back in 1990, because those "ignorant" kids are now adults raising stupid kids. Almost like a cycle huh.
I think one of the weirdest 90's toy had to have been the Toxic Crusaders from Troma. Uncle Lloyd approves.
Any kid who had the shout and shoot was a pig to slaughter against a supersoaker.
As soon as I saw #1, I was sure there would be a story about some 12 year old kid getting his foreskin caught in the mouth...
Wait, why would a 12 year old get his...oh. Oh dear.
I still have my Dick Tracy Dick Tracy action figure. Got him from my friend who had Flat Top I think.
And who can forget the Super Soaker 50. Such good times.
Any 90s kid, myself included, definitely had a super soaker, at one point, or another!! 😄😄😄
Great video. Right up there with your 80s toy vids.
Steve the Tramp actually lives in Portland Oregon under the Burnside bridge.
This was hilarious thank you. Fire! Fire! Fire!!!!!
I had Monster Face - which I completely forgot about until I watched this, so thanks for the nostalgia.
I would have been 6 years old at the time. I had a friend over and convinced him to go into my room. I walked in behind him and shut off the lights, I took a flashlight and lit up Monster Face. Scared the shit out of him. He actually cried and asked to go home.
Nice video Laura! I had a few of those toys. LOL
Great list. I remember the commercials.
There was one group of toys that were small collectible figurines called " Gogo's crazy bones"
I only saw the ads but they looked cool.
I vaguely remember the tune of that Stone Protectors ad. I don't remember having the slightest interest in the toy haha.
The whole thing about yelling "fire" is hilarious
I've seen many of these toys, and I still have a Super Soaker in my closet ! (Just in case!) No matter the decade, there will always be weird toys, some will be popular, but most will be forgotten, I wonder if there's a museum somewhere that features these old toys? Oh well, thanks for sharing, sweet Laura! Xxxx ooooo
Damn, I wish I still had my super soaker.
Love this list!!
Amazing Report and Information 👏👏👏👏
hahaha, my dad got mad at me when I used to tell, "fire,fire, fire" with my shout and shoot. He said the same thing about people thinking there might be an actual fire in the neighborhood.
I cant stress how much more awesome supersoakers were over any other water guns of the time. I remember the commercials for all of these but I never had any of them.
Oh Laura thanks for taking me back. I miss those days
why am I only finding out about monster face now! and I definitely need that watergun communicator :'D great vid!
The finger mangler dolls I remember those on the news 🤣
I remember something like the gross face but all the gross things you made (slimes and such) were all edible
I can't see kids fighting each other to pickup Steve the Tramp. All he's missing is a whiskey bottle for pure weirdness.
Also Jibba Jabber and Gooey Louie were fun but strange.
Great list! 👍
I recall having a toy gun made of transparent plastic, with a plunger cocking mechanism, that would shoot little blobs of colored slime. It wasn't around long.
The Oozanator check out the add on the tube it's harlious
Wow. You unlocked VERY deep memories
I remember those Stone Protectors! And I remember hearing about those hair chewing dolls on the news at the time.
I used to have the Monster Face! I think my grandma got it for me from a garage sale lol.
Monster Face saw a minor resurgence in the late 90s when it was rebranded as a Goosebumps-themed toy, but I dunno how well it sold.