The door to the basement creaks open. In a dirty corner that reeks of desperate Heineken drinking, stands a dirty ZX Spectrum and a radiator. Chained to it is a man in a bright red Jumper and an iron mask clamped to his head. It turns to reveal a pair of eyes and a mouthpiece ringed with Squeeze Cheese. From the doorway, the only source of light is partially blocked by the silhouette of a man. The masked man eyes widen: the time has come again. The bald man raises his hand and points to him and says only one, cocaine-fueled sentence: “WRITE THE GODDAMN SCRIPT DANNY!”
5 minutes before the video was posted I was in a bad mood and thought..."Its thursday... i need my Blaze"... and my prayers were answered by the "Holy Trinity" (ba day bun bum tsssssss)
@SLCPunked your missing the 15 minute lead up and the part where she gets eaten allegedly with weird side dishes like mustard hearing bladders and mango chutney donkey tails.
Simon: "If you didn't SMASH that Dislike button!" Me: Don't tell me what to do! You're not my dad! *proceeds to gently press the like button with indignation.*
Simon wants fiction. Some fans find it amusing when Simon struggles over difficult to pronounce words, like Yosemite. I would like to resubmit my request for Danny to write a script in the style of Lewis Carroll's the Jabberwocky
Oh damn that sounds amazing...ly hard! I would love it so much, but damn that sounds like a tall order. I’m confident he could do it, but I think it’s a sh*t ton to ask.
He needs to include Plantagenet, I know from other channels that despite being British and actually learning about the dynasty in school, he can't pronounce it. And it makes up so much of British history. It's beyond strange.
@@remlatzargonix1329 I'm not making fun of his accent.. I find correcting people's grammar or pronunciation pretty classes and I don't consider myself that much of an asshat. I'm more find amusement in Simon's stumbling over technically difficult or foreign words because his voice usually sounds confident and knowledgeable.
Said "allegedly" at work and my boss asks "you blaze?" I reply "oh yeah, I blaze" Other employees think we are talking about weed and now think the boss is OK with weed. He isn't
I remember the m&m thing (swede here), the newspapers made a lot of fuss about the sillyness of the whole thing. An interesting thing to add tho, is that m&m's themselves are not actually illegal in sweden. The courts did indeed decide that Mars are not allowed to sell/market them directly. But they never became illegal to import, so many stores kept selling them legally as imports. One of the local stores where I live have a "USA-shelf" with all kinds of stuff directly imported from the US, and they certainly have had m&m's since the "ban"!
Nope, too late! Any government that willfully attempts to deprive its people of chocolate-y goodness is clearly illegitimate, and an aircraft carrier task force has been dispatched to Scandinavia to rectify this problem immediately.. Hang in there, Sweden! America's got your back! Help is on the way!
I thought they just swapped to upper case letters instead, I know Coop have the peanut M&M's at leasts. More hillarious is when McDonalds lost their trademark in sweden and Burger King did mock em by changing their menu to have stuff like: "Just like Big Mac actualy big" and such.
When Simon mentioned "All of these were mentioned in the previous illegal foods video... Don't feel obliged, it's not that good.'" I heard ETA in my mind chiming in: "Yes, that episode was horrible, don't give Simon any more money."
@@doranconall9995 yes, the overlord is now very jealous of his maniacal space heater.. or Simon just kept Sam very busy so Sam can't add more ETA stuff 🤣
Simon is such a damn Legend. Love him being honest about buying the Merch as well as everything else. Simon Whistler the most honest man on the internets. Allegedly. #aLEGENDly
@@brainblaze6526 well it makes you (even) more likable, as well as gains your viewers` trust. Love all your stuff. It's informative and entertaining so please keep it up, you're not in the wrong business.
Yeah, none of us confuse Marabou (which has an upper-case M) with M&Ms. (And the Marabou chocolate-coated peanuts are much rarer, though they do have a small M.) And we get M&Ms in every shop with absolutely no difficulty - I had a pack last week.
@@DoverNDollysMom OG (original gangsta) is out-of-date rapper slang meaning "old school" or "from back in the day." Several weeks ago, Simon made a reference to an earlier video, and said "...and if you get that, you're an OG Business Blaze Legend." Much like "ya Boi with the Blaze," it was a hit with the kind of maniacs who participate in these comments, so it's stuck.😉 ... just me, or is this a place of dank memes?🤔
*C'mon, Mars, the solution here is simple: "Introducing the All-New, candy coated, chocolatey treat that melts in your mouth, not in your hands--New Mars' w&w candies!"* Too easy!!
Here's some good news: "As of 2013, Lay's Light chips were still available, listing olestra as an ingredient; however, they were discontinued by 2016." - Wikipedia (Internal Source: Pringles Twitter)
I remember when he initially started slinging merch on this channel it benefited his other channels and not this one. But it all gives him money so he didn’t care.
@@leholen381 I just don't care that much in general. I'm trying to make some cool merch, and if people want it, awesome. That's good business. If its not good enough I don't want people to feel like they have to pity buy it or any shit like that.
Business Blaze I was looking at your merch the other day. I’m going to buy some shirts but I still want one with your face that says “Allegedly” in quotes like that.
Fun fact: you can be envenomated by some snakes' fangs, even if they are dead. So even if the snake was dead and some weird electrochemical reaction caused it to contract its jaws, you may suffer from the bite!
I was a kid working at Subway when the Wow chips came out, and Simon, they were not the great. They didn’t give me any GI issues, it was the texture that I didn’t love. The chips were kind of like a Pringle’s texture, but thinner and had a weird wonky hexagonal shape (as all potatoes are??!) and just not good. The flavor was pretty bland and they were so light that afterwards you wondered why you bother to eat them in the first place, as you felt like you had consumed some slightly salty air. Really, you would only know that you are “something” because you would need to pick out any remnants that remained packed into your molars. Please let that dream die; it’s not worth it.
Olestra actually didn't cause any trouble, but they legally had to mention it on the label because one test subject had a gastric disorder that wasn't accounted for before testing began. But the stuff basically tasted like nothing, failing its purpose as a fat substitute. The company found success in a different industry when it proved to be an excellent barrel lubricant for firearms.
The brand Marabou in sweden is like, the leading most popular brand of chocolate treats. they've got not just bars, but also wafers with chocolate and other good shit, including what is mostly considered a m n' m ripoff, that they call 'non-stop' that are basically the exact same thing. they probably saw a loophole in their copyright that gave them the use of the lowercase m and got m n' m banned in order to re-route sales to their own product.
@@Pile_of_carbon this is what the court said about the case www.brandnews.se/brandnews/kampen-mellan-kraft-marabou-och-mars-om-m-m-s-a-ver-efter-nio-a-r-i-domstolarna link in swedish
It was not right that its because of "the lowercase m in marabou" and non-stop is not even close to m&m. It was because Marabou has a product called "m" that is chocolate covered peanuts. The dispute was therefor because it was both very similar products with very similar name.
My in-laws brought home several bottles of snake blood wine from Vietnam and gave them as Christmas gifts one year, sometime in the late 90s. I took one look at the actual cobra in the bottle and refused the gift, saying there was no way I'd bring something that stupid into our home, especially when there was the slightest possibility it could be dangerous. It just seemed to me the product tempts fate after mocking karma. No way! Additionally, I couldn't give a toss about the fate of the snake. The danger to my family and my kids was of far greater concern to me.
@@ScarletCandlelight Yeah, that'd be my guess.... you know when he said they were REAL birds nests, my thought went to a robin's nest made of dirt, pine straw, maybe some string from my old mop and covered in bird crap! I was actually relieved to see it was just bird spit! Not bird Sh*t!
Watching toptenz and biographics for years then seeing this the first tile I was like oh not for me, but the more I watch it the lore I love the laid back goofy and informal nature. It’s like graduating and having a beer with your favorite teacher
I love Business Blaze, but I always feel like I should be disliking the video just because Simon tells me too; however, I can't find it in my heart to dislike such a glorious channel.
I love when I try to talk to people about how alternative medicine isn't a thing, because if it works that just makes it medicine. But then they try to say "but it's proven, my grandmother always feels better using the traditional medicine." Apparently not understanding that unquantified anecdotes don't count as evidence and also that the placebo effect exists.
"Charles- the story of how a simple script writer and video editor found themselves locked in a basement, forced to produce UA-cam video content for an insane overlord and his maniacal space heater." That story writes itself!
Having heard the numerous different jobs Danny has had in the past I am guessing there is a high probability that he ghost wrote some Agatha Christie novels.
This channel has completely changed my perception of you, and the retelling of jokes and old memes perfectly solidifies the meta of this and your other channels.
Mulligatawny is a sort of beef curry flavoured soup - very nice. I'm genuinely quite surprised that there is an Englishman out there who's never tried it.
I am a long time sub of top tenz. Business Blaze, I just discovered however about an hour ago. While I WILL ALWAYS appreciate top tenz, hands down Business Blaze IS my new fav channel! Spending the rest of the day binge watching all the videos. Thank you for such an amazing new channel
@@brainblaze6526 yeah it would I'm sure, sadly they literally make money from actual fecal matter people smear on their phone storage in sure they could out lawyer you.
When I was in the service, I was with some Thai military and one of them handed me what I THOUGHT was an oyster shooter (we were all drinking pretty heavily). He had one as well, so I slammed it down...it was NOT an oyster shooter. I kind of gagged and asked what it was, while all the Thai guys were laughing their asses off; one of them said, "Cobra poison glands." I said, "Excuse me?" Everyone laughed as he repeated cobra poison glands. About a half-hour later, I started to go numb in my feet, and my last thought was that I was going to wake up dead. Woke up, no hangover...at least the Thais took care of me.
That was awesome, Simon you are a legend. Telling the people to leave the tigers alone, and the coke zero debate was legendary as well. Great blaze, just loved it. Oh and in Canada we also pronounce Lieutenant the same way as Britain.👍😎
Quick correction, m&m’s are allowed to be sold in Sweden again after Feb 2018 after Marabous trademark for m was limited to a single m and settlement of 35 M Skr
I've heard tell that the DMZ has unintentionally (but delightfully) become a pristine wildlife refuge...in something close to the real meaning of "refuge". Tigers ♥️ Korean Political Dysfunction.
I love how you left that "doesn't like, is allergic" in the video. Your wife doesn't like peanuts so much that would literally die if she ate them, that's an intense amount of dislike.
This is the most realistic channel on YT. Every time I watch one of your other channels, I’m always surprised you don’t make what ai consider iconic Simon statements such as “Who cares?” or “Somebody’s going to jail”.....it’s weird that THIS os the normal Simon for me now.
Thanks for the video! Enjoyed it! I’m sorry about your wife’s allergy to peanuts. My brother is anaphylactic to peanuts as well. His wife can’t eat peanuts or she’ll give him the kiss of death, literally. I still can’t eat peanut butter because I smell it and think my brother will die, and we haven’t lived in the same city for almost a decade. I understand the pain! It’s just a sign that you love your wife enough to give up a favorite food. And that... is real love right there!
1:00 Well tbh, those topics are simply huge and one or two videos don't do them enough justice anyway, so it actually makes sense to have several videos on each of those topics. Not to mention that it's entertaining.
in the US, chips are normally what you would call crips, crisps in the US are things like Pringles and Munchos that aren't made from solid vegetable slices, but are instead made from a dough that is rolled out thinly, cut into shapes and then fried. French Fries can range in size and thickness from Potatoe Sticks (aka shoestring potatoes) to your normal McDonald's fries but all are a form of Julienne cut. then what most Brits call Chips in the US are called Steak Fries, which are thicker and cut wider then the Julienne cut fries, they are often served at burger joints that offer bottomless/endless orders of them such as Red Robins, then you have Potatoe wedges which are normally just potatoes that have been cut into 1/4th segments and fried, home fries which are small square cut potatoes that are usually pan-fried, then you have things like Hashbrowns, Loaded Potatoe skins, and Tater Tots.
Ian Colquhoun ...that's so smokers spend all their time thinking about how the cigarettes are packed instead of how smoking is fucking up their health?
My grandma used to have our family in Copenhagen ship us kinder surprise from Denmark. I hadn’t known until years later my grandmother was a pusher lol
OH god, if that entity was real, he/she/they's blessed me with your sarcastic studious ass on so many channels. Unfortunately for me, I didn't realize how much cooler you actually are until I discovered this channel. I've been robbed of such grace for far too long.
The door to the basement creaks open.
In a dirty corner that reeks of desperate Heineken drinking, stands a dirty ZX Spectrum and a radiator. Chained to it is a man in a bright red Jumper and an iron mask clamped to his head. It turns to reveal a pair of eyes and a mouthpiece ringed with Squeeze Cheese.
From the doorway, the only source of light is partially blocked by the silhouette of a man. The masked man eyes widen: the time has come again.
The bald man raises his hand and points to him and says only one, cocaine-fueled sentence:
“WRITE THE GODDAMN SCRIPT DANNY!”
THIS
IS
GOLD!!!
Im dying :D :D :D :D
You absolute LEGEND 👍
...allegedly...
Yes!!!
@@doranconall9995 you b*stard! You got there first 😂😂😂
I want to see 1 episode where it's just ETA's pov in the corner while Simon is having a 1 sided argument with the camera. 🤞🏻
Underrated
Yes pls
I know we question Simon's sanity at this point but we should probably question our own for agreeing this is THE BEST CHANNEL EVER!
This entertaining me more that I would like to admit... and #FreeDanny from the basement...
Definitely one of the most entertaining.
I'm only here for ETA
This is what i live for.
5 minutes before the video was posted I was in a bad mood and thought..."Its thursday... i need my Blaze"... and my prayers were answered by the "Holy Trinity" (ba day bun bum tsssssss)
“This isn’t a kinder surprise egg! *THIS IS A GRENA-* “ end of episode
I would totally be up for Simon reading Danny's reimagining of classic stories and fables and other public domain stuff.
@SLCPunked your missing the 15 minute lead up and the part where she gets eaten allegedly with weird side dishes like mustard hearing bladders and mango chutney donkey tails.
@SLCPunked yes with feta cheese
@SLCPunked I hear you ... I don't even want to be in the same country as feta cheese
Simon: "If you didn't SMASH that Dislike button!"
Me: Don't tell me what to do! You're not my dad!
*proceeds to gently press the like button with indignation.*
I do love how this is rapidly becoming Simons most watched channel... OG's assemble!
With our powers combined.. We are Legendary Legends!
£50 for all!
It should be. Its the best freaking channel on UA-cam. Allegedly 😇
@@laura7anne Allegedly
easy there deceptikon
We need a “Simon Says” series of Merch! As in “Simon Says Smash that Dislike Button”!
I'd buy it
@@nunyobidniz Me too
Business blaze simon says game
Simon wants fiction. Some fans find it amusing when Simon struggles over difficult to pronounce words, like Yosemite. I would like to resubmit my request for Danny to write a script in the style of Lewis Carroll's the Jabberwocky
Oh damn that sounds amazing...ly hard! I would love it so much, but damn that sounds like a tall order. I’m confident he could do it, but I think it’s a sh*t ton to ask.
He needs to include Plantagenet, I know from other channels that despite being British and actually learning about the dynasty in school, he can't pronounce it. And it makes up so much of British history. It's beyond strange.
Graylin Showell ....I find it amusing when Americans talk about someone else's pronunciation, given the way that Americans pronounce words.
Allegendary
@@remlatzargonix1329 I'm not making fun of his accent.. I find correcting people's grammar or pronunciation pretty classes and I don't consider myself that much of an asshat. I'm more find amusement in Simon's stumbling over technically difficult or foreign words because his voice usually sounds confident and knowledgeable.
Simon: Stop Eating Bats! Stop Eating Birdsss.....(Remembers KFC)....Nests
i prefer to eat mammals
@@ellenorbjornsdottir1166 Anything that doesn't say vegan or vegetarian is usually fit to eat!
Said "allegedly" at work and my boss asks "you blaze?" I reply "oh yeah, I blaze"
Other employees think we are talking about weed and now think the boss is OK with weed. He isn't
Legend! Allegedly.
That's the best! Lol
I'll take "things that didn't happen" for 500 Alex
@@xbfalcon83 it's okay to be wrong
@@atlfan6565 but it's not ok to lie, shame on you
I need a shirt that's just says, LEAVE THE TIGERS ALONE.
M&Ms are Illegal to Sweden, me a swede eating M&Ms: I sure hope not.
I guess they mean Norway...
I think there was som ban earlier, I thought it would be about the coloring too. It's strange. We have access to M&Ms in Sweden now though.
@@preppen78 Send him a picture of your Kinderjoy (i mean m&m)
Are you sure they’re mars brand?
@@ReeveProductions Yeah Mars changed the branding from m&m to M&M in 2017
First time I saw Simon online, he was cool, calm and collected in his delivery. Cue 2020 and "ANGRY SIMON".
Business blaze where Simon breaks every unspoken UA-cam rule 😂
And makes some of the best youtube content because of it
Bahahaha i literally just said that same thing to my wife.
It's like Eli the Computer Guy, by Simon is still sane in his other channels
Allegedly
I'm such a rebel.
Fuck the system.
"Ha ha ha monde-LEZ *fart noise*" I hate to admit that made me laugh a lot harder then it probably should have. 11:01
An actual fart is always the best fart joke.
I remember the m&m thing (swede here), the newspapers made a lot of fuss about the sillyness of the whole thing.
An interesting thing to add tho, is that m&m's themselves are not actually illegal in sweden. The courts did indeed decide that Mars are not allowed to sell/market them directly. But they never became illegal to import, so many stores kept selling them legally as imports. One of the local stores where I live have a "USA-shelf" with all kinds of stuff directly imported from the US, and they certainly have had m&m's since the "ban"!
Nope, too late! Any government that willfully attempts to deprive its people of chocolate-y goodness is clearly illegitimate, and an aircraft carrier task force has been dispatched to Scandinavia to rectify this problem immediately.. Hang in there, Sweden! America's got your back! Help is on the way!
The thing is it's not because of the lower case or chocolette bar it's because marabou have a similar product called m lol
Mars should have released them exactly the same with the logo flipped upside down and called them "w&w's"
They sell m&ms in ica maxi the same as they do in England.
I thought they just swapped to upper case letters instead, I know Coop have the peanut M&M's at leasts. More hillarious is when McDonalds lost their trademark in sweden and Burger King did mock em by changing their menu to have stuff like: "Just like Big Mac actualy big" and such.
I think it's very ethical for Simon to tell us how morally bankrupt he is. It really shows his integrity.
When Simon mentioned "All of these were mentioned in the previous illegal foods video... Don't feel obliged, it's not that good.'" I heard ETA in my mind chiming in: "Yes, that episode was horrible, don't give Simon any more money."
ETA wasn't in this video because he's starting to outshine Simon.
@@doranconall9995 yes, the overlord is now very jealous of his maniacal space heater.. or Simon just kept Sam very busy so Sam can't add more ETA stuff 🤣
"Mulligatawny.. what's that?"
"It's an Indian soup, simmered to perfection by one of the great soup artisans in the modern era."
😂
Simon is such a damn Legend. Love him being honest about buying the Merch as well as everything else. Simon Whistler the most honest man on the internets. Allegedly. #aLEGENDly
Hahha, thanks. I mean, I was getting into my usual "support business blaze" spiel, and I was like "wait, is this even true?" lol.
@@brainblaze6526 well it makes you (even) more likable, as well as gains your viewers` trust. Love all your stuff. It's informative and entertaining so please keep it up, you're not in the wrong business.
Supposedly. Reportedly.
Yeah, none of us confuse Marabou (which has an upper-case M) with M&Ms. (And the Marabou chocolate-coated peanuts are much rarer, though they do have a small M.) And we get M&Ms in every shop with absolutely no difficulty - I had a pack last week.
I'm finally following Business Blaze long enough to understand the references!!
Legend 👍
Welcome to the league of Legends... allegedly
Me too, except I am lost on O.G..
@@DoverNDollysMom OG (original gangsta) is out-of-date rapper slang meaning "old school" or "from back in the day."
Several weeks ago, Simon made a reference to an earlier video, and said "...and if you get that, you're an OG Business Blaze Legend."
Much like "ya Boi with the Blaze," it was a hit with the kind of maniacs who participate in these comments, so it's stuck.😉
... just me, or is this a place of dank memes?🤔
@@nunyobidniz It's a wee bit crazy here, but I am diggin it! Thanks for the info!
5:25 - Chapter 1 - Aki Fruit
9:05 - Chapter 2 - M&Ms
12:45 - Chapter 3 - Birdnest soup
16:40 - Chapter 4 - Wow Chips
20:20 - Chapter 5 - Snake blood wine
I think that the completely inconsistent bleeping is one of my favorite things about this channel.
My favourite is when the bleed is just right before he says fuck.
Amazing scintillating script from Danny!! Using the american phrase 'no truck' spot on Danny..Or Bob's your uncle!
Time to BLAZE you Legends!
Legends...
Legend...
Shadow legend...
Shadow legends...
SADOW WARRIOR 3!
Im in Colorado, I like to blaze while BLAZING. Blazeception.
*C'mon, Mars, the solution here is simple: "Introducing the All-New, candy coated, chocolatey treat that melts in your mouth, not in your hands--New Mars' w&w candies!"*
Too easy!!
I feel like there has to be some really hysterical outtakes in some of the edited out footage. I'd love to see a compilation of those for sure!!
Here's some good news:
"As of 2013, Lay's Light chips were still available, listing olestra as an ingredient; however, they were discontinued by 2016."
- Wikipedia (Internal Source: Pringles Twitter)
BB Legends know we've hit a milestone when Simon isnt bothered about people buying the merch as the channel is making enough money from Ads.
I remember when he initially started slinging merch on this channel it benefited his other channels and not this one. But it all gives him money so he didn’t care.
@@leholen381 I just don't care that much in general. I'm trying to make some cool merch, and if people want it, awesome. That's good business. If its not good enough I don't want people to feel like they have to pity buy it or any shit like that.
@@brainblaze6526 The most refreshing youtuber in the world.
Business Blaze I was looking at your merch the other day. I’m going to buy some shirts but I still want one with your face that says “Allegedly” in quotes like that.
Nah, he's making the money from selling Ayds and getting ads to run on his channel as part of the Ayds deals
Fun fact: you can be envenomated by some snakes' fangs, even if they are dead. So even if the snake was dead and some weird electrochemical reaction caused it to contract its jaws, you may suffer from the bite!
Definitely my favorite one of Simon's channels and ithink I watch them all
I miss him hosting visual politik all the time, I wish he’d start his own channel like that.
Smashing!!! Absolutely classic!! Simon and Danny, keep up the obnoxiously excellent work!!!!
I personally love helping Simon along in his quest for more money
"You're as bad as the tiger bone people..." should be a T-Shirt, tbh.
Tundra tactical did an intro I saw the other day. "Hi welcome to Tundra Tactical I'm your budget Simon Whistler" 😂🤣
Aww. Thank you for the blazing love! Louisiana native here loving all 3 of y'all.
Olestra is like those sugar-free Haribo gummy bears. LOL
OG legend 😎
Allegedly
I was a kid working at Subway when the Wow chips came out, and Simon, they were not the great. They didn’t give me any GI issues, it was the texture that I didn’t love. The chips were kind of like a Pringle’s texture, but thinner and had a weird wonky hexagonal shape (as all potatoes are??!) and just not good. The flavor was pretty bland and they were so light that afterwards you wondered why you bother to eat them in the first place, as you felt like you had consumed some slightly salty air. Really, you would only know that you are “something” because you would need to pick out any remnants that remained packed into your molars. Please let that dream die; it’s not worth it.
@ecmorgan69 omg I sh*tted so much from eating a bag of those that my left eyeball sits lower now...jk, about the eyeball, not the sh*t heh
Olestra actually didn't cause any trouble, but they legally had to mention it on the label because one test subject had a gastric disorder that wasn't accounted for before testing began.
But the stuff basically tasted like nothing, failing its purpose as a fat substitute. The company found success in a different industry when it proved to be an excellent barrel lubricant for firearms.
I have had Snake Whiskey, the very kind you show. A friend got it from Thailand, super gnarly.
The brand Marabou in sweden is like, the leading most popular brand of chocolate treats. they've got not just bars, but also wafers with chocolate and other good shit, including what is mostly considered a m n' m ripoff, that they call 'non-stop' that are basically the exact same thing. they probably saw a loophole in their copyright that gave them the use of the lowercase m and got m n' m banned in order to re-route sales to their own product.
m&m is sold in Sweden under M&M
@@jahajesper Hah! That one sent my head spinning like "No, I'm sure I've seen those... maybe... Am I imagining things? Surely I've seen those! Or...?"
@@Pile_of_carbon this is what the court said about the case www.brandnews.se/brandnews/kampen-mellan-kraft-marabou-och-mars-om-m-m-s-a-ver-efter-nio-a-r-i-domstolarna link in swedish
It was not right that its because of "the lowercase m in marabou" and non-stop is not even close to m&m. It was because Marabou has a product called "m" that is chocolate covered peanuts. The dispute was therefor because it was both very similar products with very similar name.
My in-laws brought home several bottles of snake blood wine from Vietnam and gave them as Christmas gifts one year, sometime in the late 90s. I took one look at the actual cobra in the bottle and refused the gift, saying there was no way I'd bring something that stupid into our home, especially when there was the slightest possibility it could be dangerous. It just seemed to me the product tempts fate after mocking karma. No way!
Additionally, I couldn't give a toss about the fate of the snake. The danger to my family and my kids was of far greater concern to me.
"You can eat birds, but not Their weird spitty nests" -Simon 2020
Says Simon, after he briefly forgets that chickens are birds lol
@@gabrielle8413 yep
U know, i was perfectly happy with my previous delusion that they were made of some Chinese pasta/rice... Life will never be the same for me now.
@@DoverNDollysMom I never ate them for the birds are endangered.
@@ScarletCandlelight Yeah, that'd be my guess.... you know when he said they were REAL birds nests, my thought went to a robin's nest made of dirt, pine straw, maybe some string from my old mop and covered in bird crap! I was actually relieved to see it was just bird spit! Not bird Sh*t!
Watching toptenz and biographics for years then seeing this the first tile I was like oh not for me, but the more I watch it the lore I love the laid back goofy and informal nature. It’s like graduating and having a beer with your favorite teacher
I love Business Blaze, but I always feel like I should be disliking the video just because Simon tells me too; however, I can't find it in my heart to dislike such a glorious channel.
It's a real struggle 😇. Obbaying the command when you really used to liking the video before Simon has even said a word
You honor him by disliking it. :D It doesn't hurt the channel, actually, since even negative interaction is interaction for ad purposes.
"endanger" and "traditional Chinese medicine" goes together like salt and pepper, which is always concerning 😐
I love when I try to talk to people about how alternative medicine isn't a thing, because if it works that just makes it medicine. But then they try to say "but it's proven, my grandmother always feels better using the traditional medicine." Apparently not understanding that unquantified anecdotes don't count as evidence and also that the placebo effect exists.
Kinda like how I like my tiger bone marrow. Lots of salt and pepper.
Always
Worst part is that the cccp tries to make the uygur people extinct, so guess whats on the traditional menu in 2021?
@@robinderoos1166 No, what do you think they use to make the other 90% of beef!?
Yes, please Danny! Collab with Simon on a storybook!
Love how honest he is. "Dont buy merch to support us we make enough just buy it if you want the merch"
Honestly curious if Danny has written a crime novel now.
"Charles- the story of how a simple script writer and video editor found themselves locked in a basement, forced to produce UA-cam video content for an insane overlord and his maniacal space heater." That story writes itself!
Having heard the numerous different jobs Danny has had in the past I am guessing there is a high probability that he ghost wrote some Agatha Christie novels.
@@timothyneiswander3151 :-)
Danny is a crime novel
I am already existed for this.
A huge shout out to Sam and Danny thank you guys awesome as always. And Simon......well you held that solo cup perfectly
This channel has completely changed my perception of you, and the retelling of jokes and old memes perfectly solidifies the meta of this and your other channels.
Mulagatawny(sp?) is Beef curry soup in UK.
I just love how brutaly honest he is about money and that stuff on this channel
Thank u for always havin the “daddy chill”. It is appreciated 👏
With each new video, Simon's anger at humanity multiplies
"I feel like Covid is going to stop some of this stupid stuff..." Simon, have you met people?
Simon, you are the true legend 🍻! Sam makes me laugh with his perfect timing with the memes lol keep it up you guys!
Mulligatawny is a sort of beef curry flavoured soup - very nice. I'm genuinely quite surprised that there is an Englishman out there who's never tried it.
I can put your mind at ease. M&Ms are available everywhere in Sweden.
Yeah, but those are M&Ms, not m&ms.
I am a long time sub of top tenz. Business Blaze, I just discovered however about an hour ago. While I WILL ALWAYS appreciate top tenz, hands down Business Blaze IS my new fav channel! Spending the rest of the day binge watching all the videos. Thank you for such an amazing new channel
As a Simon Whistler and business blaze addict I got all of the references.
Generally I'm not a beard person, but I must say that Simon's beard is just getting better and better.
Keep on rockin' those red solo cups! :)
Mulligatawny soup is basically curry soup. It's actually quite nice. Often with chicken in it.
RAID SHADOW LEDGENDS! not available on perch the merch
It actually is, you must have clicked on the Rick Roll link. Allegedly...
Purch* perch is for bird standing
Purch is a word made up for this channel by this channel*
*SOURCE: idfk but it sounds right in my head
I wish I could do something around this. But they'd probably get it shut down.
@@brainblaze6526 yeah it would I'm sure, sadly they literally make money from actual fecal matter people smear on their phone storage in sure they could out lawyer you.
When I was in the service, I was with some Thai military and one of them handed me what I THOUGHT was an oyster shooter (we were all drinking pretty heavily). He had one as well, so I slammed it down...it was NOT an oyster shooter. I kind of gagged and asked what it was, while all the Thai guys were laughing their asses off; one of them said, "Cobra poison glands." I said, "Excuse me?" Everyone laughed as he repeated cobra poison glands. About a half-hour later, I started to go numb in my feet, and my last thought was that I was going to wake up dead. Woke up, no hangover...at least the Thais took care of me.
I started to view the video before UA-cam notified me of the upload!
"I really hope you found this video interesting ... I did not". CLASSIC! 🤣👍
Simon: I'm doing fine, you don't need to send me money... but sure, send me money.
That was awesome, Simon you are a legend. Telling the people to leave the tigers alone, and the coke zero debate was legendary as well. Great blaze, just loved it. Oh and in Canada we also pronounce Lieutenant the same way as Britain.👍😎
Start blazing different people in business like Elon Musk, Bill Gates, etc with a lot of "allegedly" thrown in for lawsuits
OMG!!! Minute 14…🤣🤣🤣🤣 i literally was gasping and sounding like a tea lettle from laughing so hard…. “ NO THEYRE NOT!!!” But simons not wrong.🤷🏻♀️
I often wonder if Simon has been holding in all this BLAZE throughout the years of his other, more professional, channels
no
Sam has had to suffer the editing out of his actual personality. Just imagine what he has stashed on the "cutting room floor"!
Always love the energy Simon gives on this channel hahaha
Leave the tigers alone! Simon is spitting facts as always
Facts... and nuts.
He is discriminating against the tiger-bone-people! I might smash the dislike button!!! Allegedly!
Thank you Danny for the great script!
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 this is my favorite channel ever
Allegedly
Quick correction, m&m’s are allowed to be sold in Sweden again after Feb 2018 after Marabous trademark for m was limited to a single m and settlement of 35 M Skr
Peter Karlsson just a quick question: Isn’t the correct currency SEK, when shortening down from «svenska kroner»(Sorry if the translation in wrong)?
Mari Hove correct, I was half thinking in Swedish ;)
When you get all the references
Allegedly
The fact that this channel doesn't have more subs troubles me. It's amazing!!!
I do not approve of my 5g Information being cut from the episode.
My god he has become sentient.
I expect more from you...allegedly.
Dirty space heater
Still can't come up with your own ideas I see.
Tiger is the pride of Korea, we also want people to leave them alone so they don’t go extinct
Explains why you keep feeding them your criminals. Allegedly.
@@InfinityOrNone Too many humans, not enough tigers...sounds like a solid plan.
Can I export you stupid people as "Tiger feed"? Ill give you my special despot discount!
I've heard tell that the DMZ has unintentionally (but delightfully) become a pristine wildlife refuge...in something close to the real meaning of "refuge". Tigers ♥️ Korean
Political Dysfunction.
Why is your profile Kim Jong-un? 😅
Weeks and weeks all I listen to is this guy. Love the he says everything. I want him to visit us in Cajun country.
I love how you left that "doesn't like, is allergic" in the video. Your wife doesn't like peanuts so much that would literally die if she ate them, that's an intense amount of dislike.
He corrected himself, when he added, is allergic. I thought that was enough.
I"m trying to wrap my head around the idea that the way us Midwestern Americans say "garage" is considered posh by some...
Did Simon let one rip at 11:04??
😂😂😂
I heard the same thing
Man when I first heard Simon plugging this show, I figured it wouldn’t be as good as any of his other channels. Oh boy was I wrong....
At least Simon is pretending to like us. I can live with that.
Simon, looking into the camera proudly: “people WERE shitting themselves”
We have m&m’s here in Sweden again. And the Swedish Marabou version tastes like sh¡t
This is the most realistic channel on YT. Every time I watch one of your other channels, I’m always surprised you don’t make what ai consider iconic Simon statements such as “Who cares?” or “Somebody’s going to jail”.....it’s weird that THIS os the normal Simon for me now.
m&m is avaible in sweden, but renamed "M&M" and no m on the candy.
Thanks for the video! Enjoyed it!
I’m sorry about your wife’s allergy to peanuts. My brother is anaphylactic to peanuts as well. His wife can’t eat peanuts or she’ll give him the kiss of death, literally. I still can’t eat peanut butter because I smell it and think my brother will die, and we haven’t lived in the same city for almost a decade.
I understand the pain! It’s just a sign that you love your wife enough to give up a favorite food. And that... is real love right there!
The meme count isn't here yet :(
1:00 Well tbh, those topics are simply huge and one or two videos don't do them enough justice anyway, so it actually makes sense to have several videos on each of those topics.
Not to mention that it's entertaining.
Now I just imagine toptenz got hacked because someone send Simon a email with "look I'm American I bought a kinder surprise egg" and attached a virus.
in the US, chips are normally what you would call crips, crisps in the US are things like Pringles and Munchos that aren't made from solid vegetable slices, but are instead made from a dough that is rolled out thinly, cut into shapes and then fried. French Fries can range in size and thickness from Potatoe Sticks (aka shoestring potatoes) to your normal McDonald's fries but all are a form of Julienne cut. then what most Brits call Chips in the US are called Steak Fries, which are thicker and cut wider then the Julienne cut fries, they are often served at burger joints that offer bottomless/endless orders of them such as Red Robins, then you have Potatoe wedges which are normally just potatoes that have been cut into 1/4th segments and fried, home fries which are small square cut potatoes that are usually pan-fried, then you have things like Hashbrowns, Loaded Potatoe skins, and Tater Tots.
Our smokes came in 25 packs, divided into two sections inside the box. Why 25? Especially if you're going to have two section?
Ian Colquhoun ...that's so smokers spend all their time thinking about how the cigarettes are packed instead of how smoking is fucking up their health?
Ahhh yes, i have had those. Always wondered WHY 2 sections when they aren't even? Is one day and one night? B4 and after work? Never made any sense.
My grandma used to have our family in Copenhagen ship us kinder surprise from Denmark.
I hadn’t known until years later my grandmother was a pusher lol
OH god, if that entity was real, he/she/they's blessed me with your sarcastic studious ass on so many channels. Unfortunately for me, I didn't realize how much cooler you actually are until I discovered this channel. I've been robbed of such grace for far too long.
Welcome to Allegend club 😉