i read Twilight for the first time and i have some thoughts (it gave me bronchitis)

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  • Опубліковано 27 кві 2023
  • this took me so freaking long i hope you enjoy it cause it rotted my brain

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  • @lucascattai9447
    @lucascattai9447 9 місяців тому +316

    Girl sorry for the assumption but you sounded real pro-life in some parts there, I hope you're not

    • @Bigcatthief
      @Bigcatthief 9 місяців тому +142

      I feel she didn’t at all?

    • @ShortForMitchel
      @ShortForMitchel 9 місяців тому +64

      How though?

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 8 місяців тому +92

      the reach
      glad shes not but even so, how u gonna tell someone not to have an opinion lmao
      Someone’s unfortunate personal political belief, theyre still entitled to that, & nothin to do w the vid hah.
      Lots of UA-camrs you watch are prob pro life or smtn else weird & you dk it tbh. You never really know these days lol! Its wild

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 8 місяців тому +109

      How the heck did you even come to this assumption lol. Talk about jumping to conclusions

    • @adrianasolari492
      @adrianasolari492 8 місяців тому +26

      How? Why does everyone make almost anything political these days..

  • @unkemptjargon91
    @unkemptjargon91 10 місяців тому +1636

    Ive always been team alice. She and bella have way better chemistry

    • @ainsleesbookclub
      @ainsleesbookclub  10 місяців тому +363

      you’re so right alice and bella were the real ship

    • @Rose_creature
      @Rose_creature 10 місяців тому +117

      Alice and Bella were girlbestfriends (gay) ♥️

    • @dirtyzippy
      @dirtyzippy 10 місяців тому +28

      REAL THEY WERE SO GIRLFRIENDS

    • @carrot_animates
      @carrot_animates 10 місяців тому +9

      Yeah, true

    • @lurker8082
      @lurker8082 10 місяців тому +30

      Dude I was English class and we had a full conversation on what team we were, I was the only team Alice.

  • @manoela2452
    @manoela2452 10 місяців тому +918

    fun fact: my family is mormon so i can tell you firsthand that mormons are eMBARASSED that stephanie meyer is mormon bc they think twilight is evil LOL 💀

    • @bobthetomato9545
      @bobthetomato9545 9 місяців тому +16

      omg my family is too, I was never allowed to read them growing up lol

    • @sydney9720
      @sydney9720 9 місяців тому +29

      that’s so funny, my family is mormon but my mom and sister loved the books
      like had signed copies loved them

    • @CT-se8vn
      @CT-se8vn 9 місяців тому +14

      Grew up as Mormon myself and my area was the complete opposite

    • @m.p.6039
      @m.p.6039 9 місяців тому +3

      Why would Mormons approve of a book that is pro-Native-American spirituality instead of Christian, pro-choice instead of pro-life, feminist, progressive, in every way against their values? That makes total sense to me. Thank you for confirming what I've always suspected.

    • @kairi99roxas
      @kairi99roxas 8 місяців тому +2

      yes many Mormons are embarrassed by it, no most do not believe it's evil. I know plenty of mormons who love these books

  • @ukonnokia
    @ukonnokia 10 місяців тому +783

    I completely forgot how anticlimactic the end of twilight is without the vision war.

    • @blueriverbane69
      @blueriverbane69 9 місяців тому +47

      Breaking Dawn single-handedly turned me from a Twihard to a hater when I read the whole thing the night it released

    • @ukonnokia
      @ukonnokia 9 місяців тому +7

      @@blueriverbane69 lol I feel that.

    • @hockeygrrlmuse
      @hockeygrrlmuse 4 місяці тому +10

      People hated that twist when it came out but that was one of the coolest, smartest, most entertaining ways they could have possibly depicted that confrontation without technically straying from canon. CJ the X did an absolutely incredible video on it

    • @Lo0serx3
      @Lo0serx3 4 місяці тому +1

      @@hockeygrrlmuse thank you for mentioning that video because I enjoy his stuff but didn't know about that one?!

    • @mermaidcatching
      @mermaidcatching 17 днів тому +1

      @@hockeygrrlmusehonestly one of the best movie adaptations changes ever made and I’m usually a hard book>movie girlie

  • @iFlutterbye
    @iFlutterbye 11 місяців тому +482

    Carlisle’s thing it that he has super human control because he’s NEvER had human blood. Ever. Like he ate rats when he was first made… and he’s a bLoOD ViRGIn!!

    • @jasminv8653
      @jasminv8653 10 місяців тому +84

      please let him bite charlie then let's all allow them that much

    • @hockeygrrlmuse
      @hockeygrrlmuse 9 місяців тому +97

      Wait wait wait but he's turned most of his family so. He's had a little chomp. But not a succ??? IS THIS METAPHORICALLY SOAKING?????

    • @cecilie...
      @cecilie... 9 місяців тому +50

      blood edging (i'm sorry)

    • @Kiterpuss
      @Kiterpuss 8 місяців тому +24

      ​@@hockeygrrlmuseI think it's vaguely suggested that he did stuff like use a syringe or something technologically equivalent for the ones he turned. That's why Bella was turned by syringe first - Edward copied his father figure lol.

    • @mermaidcatching
      @mermaidcatching 17 днів тому

      @@hockeygrrlmusewait can that be cannon? Stephanie Meyer is a soaking advocate!!

  • @irishalchemy
    @irishalchemy 10 місяців тому +523

    "She freaks outs... And curls up... To die?!"
    Girl, same.

  • @ok_nope
    @ok_nope 8 місяців тому +114

    imagine if the final plot twist was edward reading bellas mind and realizing how boring she is and immediately demanding a divorce or something

  • @heythereangie
    @heythereangie 8 місяців тому +223

    I went to high school in Washington when these books came out and the amount of people coming to Forks because of the books was nuts. Also, I legitimately watched two girls fight about who was Edward's girlfriend in their group and one girl punched the other one in the face. Incredible.

  • @JinxLyric1
    @JinxLyric1 9 місяців тому +463

    Fun thing I learned rewatching Twilight with the bestie, Bella is in a depressive episode for 6 months, after being with Edward for 5. Literally was sad about losing him for longer than she was with him and if thats not the most Twilight-esque teenage girl bs ever

    • @aileenhampton6911
      @aileenhampton6911 6 місяців тому +27

      Actually, I read a psychology book years ago that said it's typical for it take as long to grieve a serious relationship as the relationship lasted.

    • @JustMeAri
      @JustMeAri 5 місяців тому

      That's so funny 😂

    • @suyareads
      @suyareads 4 місяці тому

      Been there done that! Ive been hung up on some guy for a yeaaaaaar and we only knew each other like 1 month… yeah im crazy

    • @lilyunique2630
      @lilyunique2630 Місяць тому +3

      I mean girl went through a lot throughout those months while with Edward. Can we blame her for grieving for so long?

    • @angelina1071
      @angelina1071 Місяць тому +3

      when i was 15 it took me 11 months to get over a 3 month relationship 🥲 the message here is that teenaged girls are just embarrassing

  • @Brenda-st3xb
    @Brenda-st3xb 10 місяців тому +585

    I found out recently that Stephanie Meyer published a redo of Twilight with a gender swap so Bella is now “Beaufort” and Edward is “Edythe” - it’s called life and death - I feel like you know what to do with this information…

    • @riley-fj2bt
      @riley-fj2bt 9 місяців тому +135

      beaufort is fr the best name she could come up with…

    • @blueriverbane69
      @blueriverbane69 9 місяців тому +61

      ​@riley-fj2bt even beaumont or bellamy would have been nicer

    • @freshbread4039
      @freshbread4039 9 місяців тому

      these fucking names are giving keighleigh

    • @hml25
      @hml25 9 місяців тому +40

      ​@@riley-fj2bti mean beau in beaufort means beautiful in french so it's not bad since bella also means beaitiful

    • @realmcarthy
      @realmcarthy 8 місяців тому +55

      Hes called beau which is actually short for himbeau

  • @hockeygrrlmuse
    @hockeygrrlmuse 9 місяців тому +117

    "He's important in one of the later books"
    He is important in the same book. But tbh it feels like centuries later, so, you were correct in spirit if not in letter

  • @grmgt
    @grmgt 8 місяців тому +101

    JACOB WAS 15? WHAT? I didn't know that. Jesus... Stephanie and the weird age gaps strike again i guess.

  • @raymay7712
    @raymay7712 9 місяців тому +228

    Carlisle really was willing to bet Bella's life to prove that he trusted his son's self control even though Edward REPEATEDLY proved that he couldn't be trusted so much for valuing human life

    • @im_an_oyster
      @im_an_oyster 5 місяців тому +24

      In the book the reason is he's busy stitching up Bella's head wounds and trying to keep her from bleeding out from her leg so only Edward had free hands. But in the movie Carlisle is just casually holding her leg and making Edward fulfil his dream of having a refreshing Bella-tini

  • @raindawnson9254
    @raindawnson9254 9 місяців тому +91

    This might just be semantics but I do want to point out that the Quileute people are not based on a real indigenous group, they are in fact a real indigenous group. Just don't want anyone to get the impression that that group isn't real or anything like that.

  • @kayhaven4710
    @kayhaven4710 9 місяців тому +71

    Once I found out Stephanie Meyer was Mormon, it honestly made a LOT of sense, coming from a former Christian. It definitely explains the weird age gap in relationships that she seems to have a huge fascination with, and it is a common theme in her other works like “The Host”.

  • @erindoyle1452
    @erindoyle1452 8 місяців тому +35

    bless your heart for thinking Google search didn't exist in 2006, but I do love the thought of Bella asking Jeeves what a vampire is

    • @captincrisspantssayshi3221
      @captincrisspantssayshi3221 2 місяці тому +2

      Pretty Much It does a highlights video that i ❤️ alot about all the movies and one of my fav is when it showed Edward searching on Bing and the host said. “Oh, Edward uses Bing?! How about that is he still hot??” I think about that constantly xdd

  • @solarvoid777
    @solarvoid777 9 місяців тому +225

    Ok lets not diminish bellas feelings in new moon. Yes, she was depressed over a boy she barely knew. She was also probably suffering from PTSD after the whole ordeal of almost dying, knowing there were other vampires out there that wanted her dead and the ONLY people who knew and could protect her, abandoned her without a word. Id curl up and become a shell of myself too. Stephanie Myer just isn't a good enough writer to treat the PTSD aspect with the care and respect it deserves, so she basically ignores that her main character should be traumatized. But in my heart bella is more complex and going through more than a breakup.

    • @schoo9256
      @schoo9256 9 місяців тому +34

      Holy crap you are not wrong.

    • @aj_san3788
      @aj_san3788 8 місяців тому +24

      Okay, but you're the one adding this complexity. Bella is a fictional character she is only what is written - you are essentially creating fanons

    • @solarvoid777
      @solarvoid777 6 місяців тому +14

      @@aj_san3788 Yeah. Thought that was pretty clear. Thanks tho.

    • @captincrisspantssayshi3221
      @captincrisspantssayshi3221 2 місяці тому +3

      Omg yea! Personally, i thought specifically the depressing shot of the months passing/desperate emails/dangerous tendencies and excluding herself from friends were all things that i feel were kindaaa accurate. I thought the acting for that part was spot on and im not surprised considering she starred in the movie adaptation of Speak!!!! Sure the timeline felt too quick, but what book doesnt struggle w/ a crazy quick timeline //: (ive seen just the movies though ); ) maybe it’s way different in the books

  • @dominiquefo
    @dominiquefo 10 місяців тому +292

    Nah i don't think Bella's mum was that sensible/selfish enough to send Bella to her dad. If im remembering the plot, Bella insists on moving to her dads. I think stephanie meyer was dead set on making Bella this perfect, self sacrificing, special girl to the detriment of the plot. I say this having not read them since like 2007

    • @ELS-77
      @ELS-77 10 місяців тому +40

      No that's pretty much right I read them last year. Rene may not be responsible enough but it sure is selfish why was Bella doing everything as a child like? =_=)

    • @dominiquefo
      @dominiquefo 10 місяців тому +66

      ​@@ELS-77I know right. Then Bella goes ahead and names her child after her. Like, sis, this woman prioritised the D over your upbringing. Foolishness.

    • @happyjellycatsquid
      @happyjellycatsquid 10 місяців тому +35

      @@dominiquefoI mean Bella did get married for the D so I guess that type of foolishness is a family tradition 😆

    • @ELS-77
      @ELS-77 9 місяців тому +14

      @@happyjellycatsquid But then people wonder why she has no agency. Like she's always living for someone else. -_-)

  • @ChloeTheePayne
    @ChloeTheePayne 11 місяців тому +282

    HOW are there no comments yet, this video is exactly what the internet needs and shitty book club is the perfect channel title that we all should have thought of 😂 thank you for your service and hope it was a speedy recovery!

  • @sconymills
    @sconymills 8 місяців тому +34

    i'm CRYING at you describing the first class scene as bella questioning if she's stinky 😭

  • @cyansalvatore6011
    @cyansalvatore6011 10 місяців тому +199

    I absolutely hated how she made reading Wuthering Heights her whole personality, but I also read that book only because it was in Twilight, lol

    • @cyansalvatore6011
      @cyansalvatore6011 10 місяців тому +3

      Jacob was 15 and then 16 in New Moon

    • @cyansalvatore6011
      @cyansalvatore6011 10 місяців тому +7

      I think Edward was 17, cuz Bella was complaining that she's a year older than him

    • @samanthapalker1476
      @samanthapalker1476 6 місяців тому +1

      Wuthering Heights is trash and I’m sorry that the academic community touts it as a classic. So sorry that you read it because it was in a book for whatever reason.

    • @cyansalvatore6011
      @cyansalvatore6011 6 місяців тому +5

      @@samanthapalker1476 I enjoyed reading it. You might have a different taste in books, but don't hate on books in my replies.

    • @JustMeAri
      @JustMeAri 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@samanthapalker1476 I hate this book. Her sister's book (Jane Eyre) is sooo much better.

  • @inyourwifi
    @inyourwifi 9 місяців тому +81

    Leah joining Jacob's pack because she's bitter about Sam choosing someone else is honestly kinda girlboss, ngl. It's the kinda petty bitter ex I like to see.

    • @rebecky5ever
      @rebecky5ever 6 місяців тому +21

      It's not only choosing someone else Leah was dating Sam and Sam imprinted on Leah's cousin and maimed the girl when she rejected him. Like I'm surprised she stayed after that and that Sam is still alive because if I was Leah I'd make myself a pair of Alpha Wolf moccasins and matching coat the second I get the call that he disfigured my cousin's face after she rejected him

    • @lilysnape6520
      @lilysnape6520 4 місяці тому +6

      @@rebecky5ever It's because she is a girl and girls can't be really powerful in the twilight universe (it's interesting to see the mormon beliefs bleeding trough in the book series)

    • @tonichan89
      @tonichan89 Місяць тому +1

      And also cus the pack treated her like absolute garbage

  • @alexmooney7474
    @alexmooney7474 9 місяців тому +52

    "He's like, a minor league baseball player?...Or a peewee coach?" LOL Strapping myself in, this is going to be a fun one.

  • @greendiamondglow
    @greendiamondglow 7 місяців тому +27

    You know...now that I'm thinking about it, I don't remember why Jacob got the blame for Alice thinking that Bella had died. How was he supposed to know she had a vision about Bella jumping off the cliff? Wasn't Charlie's friend's death community knowledge? Who but another resident of the town would be calling the home of the man who has never left that town?

    • @lilysnape6520
      @lilysnape6520 4 місяці тому +6

      That's what I thought - like even when the Cullens wouldn't have known, my first thought wasn't that Jacob was malicously implying that Bella may have died, but that Charlie was helping preparing the funeral for his best friend and fishing buddy.
      Edward could have literally asked ''Which funeral'' too. instead of jumping to conclusions

  • @hockeygrrlmuse
    @hockeygrrlmuse 4 місяці тому +11

    Re: James' li'l trick at 13:10, I can actually buy that Bella was fooled by the home video audio, because cell phone audio quality was pretty ass at that time. People didn't even sound like themselves sometimes, depending on the phone you had. One of the most believeable moments in Twilight tbh

  • @schoo9256
    @schoo9256 9 місяців тому +27

    Finding someone who has never read Twilight in this day and age is so strange to me, I am here for it.

  • @minasena
    @minasena 5 місяців тому +14

    the meme at 9:22 came so out of nowhere and literally had me dying of laughter 😭😭

  • @annadeluca1952
    @annadeluca1952 9 місяців тому +27

    i totally forgot about the age difference between jacob and bella in the books and it makes it so much weirder lol

    • @brendajuarez892
      @brendajuarez892 6 місяців тому +3

      The fact that Jacob is named after Stephanie meyers brother too …

  • @sirunknown2142
    @sirunknown2142 9 місяців тому +52

    I just discovered this channel and being a newly trans lesbian, I feel like you were a sign. You're iconic, this series is such sleepover chaos vibes. 😂

  • @kiwikels
    @kiwikels 9 місяців тому +33

    your videos are quickly becoming my fav. it’s like sitting with a close friend discussing books and i love it.

  • @Lo0serx3
    @Lo0serx3 4 місяці тому +8

    honestly the most relatable Bella ever was for me was her in Eclipse being so horny for her vampire boyfriend that she doesn't care if he kills her.

  • @Lain-404
    @Lain-404 10 місяців тому +24

    UA-cam's been recommending me a lot of small channels recently, and im absolutely delighted because i get to find gems like your channel! Keep up the good work!

  • @dawnvee3796
    @dawnvee3796 3 місяці тому +4

    On bella discovering Ed is a vampire:
    Stephanie Meyer missed out on having her just Google it. I wanna see her trying to mildly expose Edward to Garlic and keeping a crucifix in her pocket, and maybe even trying to swipe some holy water and wooden stakes, it would be so funny!

  • @AmberWilkins-ft6ti
    @AmberWilkins-ft6ti 9 місяців тому +8

    at edward considering outing himself by stepping outside: "calm down, go to therapy, step outside, something."

  • @goatvomit
    @goatvomit 4 місяці тому +3

    "Before Google..."
    GOOGLE WAS MADE IN THE NINTIIIIIIES.

  • @gaius3787
    @gaius3787 10 місяців тому +34

    hey girl!! just came across your videos and now im binge watching, loved it 10/10

    • @gaius3787
      @gaius3787 10 місяців тому +2

      the editing, the commentary, the comedic time???? magnificent.

  • @mayy8078
    @mayy8078 10 місяців тому +79

    Your content deserves so much more recognition. Keep it up, good job!

  • @redfrenchfries9263
    @redfrenchfries9263 9 місяців тому +19

    honestly if i wanted to write in a plot device to make the feud between the vampires and werewolves end I would have made Jacob imprint on volturi zaddy aro

  • @PITAchic84
    @PITAchic84 10 місяців тому +63

    I loved every moment of this. You are legit funny AF

  • @lisbet_estelle
    @lisbet_estelle 10 місяців тому +16

    been bingeing your channel all day and i swear i just watched your subscribers bump up 100 whole people lol. love your content, youre such a fun normal human person and are so entertaining.
    edit: 3,000 more in two days??? what a legend im so happy for you

  • @emilysue242
    @emilysue242 8 місяців тому +5

    The way steph annihilated Jacob's character, it's only team Edward you would think, right? Wrong, I'm team dump the lot and go to college. Literally, team find a therapist as soon as possible and let your brain fully develop before making a permanent life decision, thank you so much.

  • @shannec5609
    @shannec5609 4 місяці тому +2

    as an italian, I would've asked Edward what brand of body glitter is he using because I want it too lmao

  • @zacheryanderson7363
    @zacheryanderson7363 10 місяців тому +20

    I learned from this twilight read view Stephanie Meyer has no concept of the actual size of the Olympic peninsula. If you start at the end of the 101 highway and drive around the thing all around and down to Astoria it's like 455 miles... And that's not the whole coast line... To just "go to" La push and port Angeles for a walk and a shop is like living in Vancouver and saying you're just "popping up to prince George for milk" if you're not the flash... Or Edward Cullen

    • @sarahclegg7548
      @sarahclegg7548 10 місяців тому +8

      from forks to la push is a 20 minute drive and forks to port angeles is about an hour so, definitely doable lol.

    • @zacheryanderson7363
      @zacheryanderson7363 10 місяців тому

      @@sarahclegg7548 for a teenager without a job and a gas guzzler Ford? I'd say she was catching a lot of rides. Lol

    • @solarvoid777
      @solarvoid777 9 місяців тому +5

      The books do mention her both having a job and taking rides from others lol

  • @katylagan9631
    @katylagan9631 3 місяці тому +2

    It’s so sweet and ally of you to say that if you saw someone sparkling in public you’d think they’re wearing glitter 🥹 New Moon came out in 2006. I was 10 and living in rural Kentucky, USA. Someone sparkling at this time in a small town would not have been normal haha. I think it’s sweet that’s your immediate thought, but yeah for the setting and time, it would be super weird for a dude to be sparkling in the sun.

  • @Iris-mw2vg
    @Iris-mw2vg 9 місяців тому +9

    I love this channel so much it's like we're having a sleepover

  • @ferretwithastick800
    @ferretwithastick800 9 місяців тому +10

    I hate the team Edward vs team Jacob debate for the fact that Edward x Jacob enemies to lovers is right there.

    • @lilysnape6520
      @lilysnape6520 4 місяці тому +1

      And Alice just snaps away Bella, brings her to a therapist and they live happily ever after

  • @Flick550
    @Flick550 10 місяців тому +25

    Currently binging all your videos and subscribed! These are so fun and you're hilarious lol. I hope to see your channel grow ❤

  • @arachnoph1lia
    @arachnoph1lia 10 місяців тому +7

    no bcs rosalie’s backstory makes me sad but it makes no sense bcs she said her life was perfect but it was terrible????

  • @evanance4991
    @evanance4991 11 місяців тому +80

    thank you for sacrificing your health to make this video

  • @spidey_things
    @spidey_things 5 місяців тому +4

    You know, Stephanie Meyer could have made the imprinting between Jacob and Renesme so much less creepy if she made it so imprinting doesnt begin until legal age because of hormones or something like that. So instead of Jacob having in the back of his mind that the child he is looking at he is going to mate with then she is of legal age, he could get those feelings when she is of legal age.
    And also, she didnt have to do that to forge a bond between the vampires and werewolves because both sides already has certain ties with Bella. Bella could have been the glue that bonds both sides together and they could have joined forces for the greater good of an innocent child than Jacob imprinting on a literal baby.

  • @xovanstahxo
    @xovanstahxo 10 місяців тому +19

    This video is iconic!

  • @Ryan_Dessert
    @Ryan_Dessert 5 місяців тому +2

    just so you know, I've been to Forks, Washington, and uh...their entire personality IS Twilight.

  • @icedcxffee2159
    @icedcxffee2159 9 місяців тому +5

    Dude, I binged all of your videos in two days!!! You're fun to watch :D

  • @kitkat2263
    @kitkat2263 10 місяців тому +10

    Babe...Google existed in 2006. 😂

  • @sleepy.timaeus.arts.
    @sleepy.timaeus.arts. 4 місяці тому +3

    omg i didnt know jacob was 15? ive never read the books nor saw the movies. i really just assumed they were all around the same physical age (cause chronologically edward is a lot older).

  • @CureSmileful
    @CureSmileful 10 місяців тому +18

    I like your channel, because I have similar feelings about men, pregnancy etc. so our romance reading experiences are similar it's probably the first time I feel this

  • @StardustCorvid
    @StardustCorvid 10 місяців тому +10

    I'm so sorry you had to read Twilight. I hope you make a swift recovery.

  • @sillygoofy1893
    @sillygoofy1893 6 місяців тому +1

    it’s hilarious that i’ve read all of the books and all of the movies multiple times, and you explained plot points that i didn’t know about and/or was confused about FOR YEARS lmfao

  • @tessdanae9598
    @tessdanae9598 8 місяців тому +5

    So, for the last month, since we watched this video, my wife has not stopped using the phrase "special different." She has spread it to her coworkers and friends. I blame you. 😅 For real, though, we love your channel! ❤🙂

  • @dr2eamie
    @dr2eamie 10 місяців тому +7

    oh i found my new favorite youtube channel woah i read all the books but this is still so fun to watch thanks for sharing w us (you’re so hardworking)

  • @skullchimes
    @skullchimes 10 місяців тому +2

    I've been watching your book videos and I love them, I'm so glad I found this channel

  • @shelbycreed
    @shelbycreed 7 місяців тому +2

    I found your channel like two days ago and I’ve watched everything, I love your stuff so much, you are so funny and I love your gossipy style and your reads are on point. Slay bestie ✌️

  • @normancrum5286
    @normancrum5286 4 місяці тому +2

    The way this book describes Bella being a vampire at first is just my life living with AUDHD 😂😂😂

  • @tayashton
    @tayashton 9 місяців тому

    this is my new favorite channel i spent the last two days watching all of your videos

  • @maryquitecontrary9669
    @maryquitecontrary9669 7 місяців тому +7

    The movies really did the books more justice than they deserved

  • @tyralmberg9368
    @tyralmberg9368 5 місяців тому +1

    your laugh is so infectious!

  • @vultureiraq1168
    @vultureiraq1168 7 місяців тому +2

    You inspire me to keep writing my book im working on , keep at it gurl 💅

  • @ruffnerd
    @ruffnerd 2 місяці тому +1

    6:57 it makes sense bella is wearing an ugly hat because she's from phoenix arizona and she wouldn't have a lot of clothes for warm weather and that's probably somebody's old hat or something
    and 14:21 carlisle is busy giving her stitches i think so he can't suck the venom out but i agree they should have just let her turn into a vampire then but edward doesn't want her to lose her soul, but it wouldn't break the treaty with the werewolves but then of course we wouldn't get renesmee
    35:00 "guess who has a hot body... temperature" lmao
    and edward is 17 not 19 so the garter toss is extra weird
    48:44 TURN TO PAGE 394! werewolves can't chose to turn into wolves, they turn automatically at the full moon and once a twilight werewolf can control it they can choose when to shift lol

  • @lapinewood
    @lapinewood 10 місяців тому +6

    just found your channel and binged all your videos! you are so funny and relatable 😂

  • @rainbowglass8319
    @rainbowglass8319 9 місяців тому +4

    my theory / headcanon that everyone in twilight is neurodivergent (looking specifically at Bella) & from Bella's POV that she smells so bad he tried to change classes then changed schools ... is the most autistic thing i ever heard ~ sincerely my tism

  • @yelena86
    @yelena86 11 місяців тому +11

    👍✌️🙏❤️✨ aw your poor voice. Can’t believe you made this while sick, you’re a champion 🙏

  • @carlisleh
    @carlisleh 9 місяців тому +4

    I'd love to hear your take on Stephanie Meyer's other nightmarish novels (like the host and midnight sun)

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 9 місяців тому

      I personally enjoyed The Host, but it’s not without its problems.

  • @justwhistle
    @justwhistle 10 місяців тому +4

    ure so funny like ur thoughts are exactly my internal monologue when thinking abt these books

  • @MoonStruckBunnyIRL
    @MoonStruckBunnyIRL 5 місяців тому +2

    So was the "it's just vision" only in the movie? cause that was the best part.

  • @bugaboobebe
    @bugaboobebe 10 місяців тому +5

    okay, I absolutely love this channel lol. I feel like we’re just having a convo and shit talking people. The amount of effort you put in this is amazing! Thank you for sacrificing your physical health for us 😭 good job!!

  • @CPJHTrebleChoir
    @CPJHTrebleChoir 7 місяців тому +2

    one thing ms. stephanie got very right is the amount of people in Forks (and western WA in general) who want to ~quit existing~. The lack of sunlight that fuels the big SAD is truly the gift that keeps on giving, lmfao

  • @alanahall7663
    @alanahall7663 9 місяців тому +1

    this is my new favorite UA-cam account, please don't stop making videos!

  • @brebb4035
    @brebb4035 10 місяців тому +4

    I absolutely adore your videos

  • @corleoneana
    @corleoneana 4 дні тому +1

    please please read the hunger games i wanna hear your takes abt it (also hope ur team peeta ofc)

  • @boboblueblue2
    @boboblueblue2 10 місяців тому +2

    Love love love your shirt!

  • @ivettevieira3049
    @ivettevieira3049 4 місяці тому +1

    for the first time ever i understood what was going on on new moon thank you so much the movie didn't tell me that at allll (granted, i may be stupid)

  • @Whodey-AJ
    @Whodey-AJ 8 місяців тому +1

    Your book club is my new favourite thing.

  • @captincrisspantssayshi3221
    @captincrisspantssayshi3221 2 місяці тому +3

    Wait a second. WAIT A SECOND. Only seen movies: yall remember when jacob said he only like Bella bc a small part of renesme was like in Bella (ig in soul or egg?!? Weird) but also wouldn’t that mean that the same egg that he was drawn too could’ve been his if Bella chose to be w/ jacob. This w/ the whole “oh i cant choose who i imprint” IMAGINE IF JACOB & BELLA HAD A KID THEN JACOB IMPRINTED ON HIS OWN KID💀😭🤮🤮🤮 WHAT IN TARNATION?!??

  • @sagebell6629
    @sagebell6629 9 місяців тому +4

    you're so fucking funny i cackled at this video pls dont stop making these omg

    • @sagebell6629
      @sagebell6629 9 місяців тому

      on that note, pls read vampire academy series tehe

  • @bluebearbobo4072
    @bluebearbobo4072 9 місяців тому +2

    stephanie meyer invented the stinky trope

  • @agrafkaspinacz7615
    @agrafkaspinacz7615 10 місяців тому

    OMG your videos are golden!!!

  • @charlotteroberts
    @charlotteroberts 10 місяців тому +10

    That was excruciating and I loved every sordid second of it.

  • @vansa14
    @vansa14 5 місяців тому +1

    The best part about this whole series is listening to other people try to explain it. It’s such a stupid book series and I am here for it!! 😂

  • @Auggie_Fr0ggie
    @Auggie_Fr0ggie 9 місяців тому +3

    alice and bella shouldve gotten together tbh, they were the best duo

  • @yana33612
    @yana33612 9 місяців тому +1

    i kinda need you to read stephanie meyer’s book now. it’s called the host and i remember liking it when i read it but i read it at 14

  • @ElsaLouiseSinger
    @ElsaLouiseSinger 8 місяців тому +1

    One of my uncles said he got his wife the twilight movies one year for valentines day as a joke and now they're heavily invested in the story and they rewatch it every year I think lol

  • @valohnie
    @valohnie 8 місяців тому +1

    I don’t know if you said it in the video but where did you get your shirt omg i need it

  • @ninfane
    @ninfane 5 місяців тому

    "Jacob's not wearing a shirt cause he's never wearing a shirt" I lost it, this video is amazing

  • @Jasmyne241
    @Jasmyne241 9 місяців тому +2

    lol I watched all of these movies but until you explained them I didn’t understand not one movie in it’s full capacity

  • @cjrfz8551
    @cjrfz8551 7 місяців тому

    i love the spicy brain vibes - feels like a ft info dump sess

  • @MLSwann
    @MLSwann 10 місяців тому +2

    So glad i found you

  • @realmcarthy
    @realmcarthy 8 місяців тому +1

    These books are amazing. They’re not good but they’re awesome

  • @chesleabee
    @chesleabee 8 місяців тому +2

    Lol Bella's internet search of vampires and werewolves is so funny, especially how it's shown in the movie. Google did in fact exist during the story line. Twilight takes place in 2005/2006, Google was "born" in 1998. What website was she using lol

    • @NotSoWickedMystic
      @NotSoWickedMystic 7 місяців тому +3

      They couldn't afford to get the copyrights to use Google in the movie, so they had to flub it.😅

    • @chesleabee
      @chesleabee 7 місяців тому

      @@NotSoWickedMystic I didn't even think of that! Makes sense!

  • @hc_033
    @hc_033 9 місяців тому +2

    3:48 ok doogie howser pop off I guess
    I’m fucking dying

  • @kailunartic6647
    @kailunartic6647 8 місяців тому

    I found your channel through some of your more recent videos, and I came back to this one to see if it explains your intro at all. So far it does not, so I’m honestly not sure if your name is Amelia, or if you are specifically making these videos for a friend of yours names Amelia and/or that’s a fictional premise you came up for your video framing