People hated that twist when it came out but that was one of the coolest, smartest, most entertaining ways they could have possibly depicted that confrontation without technically straying from canon. CJ the X did an absolutely incredible video on it
I went to high school in Washington when these books came out and the amount of people coming to Forks because of the books was nuts. Also, I legitimately watched two girls fight about who was Edward's girlfriend in their group and one girl punched the other one in the face. Incredible.
Carlisle’s thing it that he has super human control because he’s NEvER had human blood. Ever. Like he ate rats when he was first made… and he’s a bLoOD ViRGIn!!
@@hockeygrrlmuseI think it's vaguely suggested that he did stuff like use a syringe or something technologically equivalent for the ones he turned. That's why Bella was turned by syringe first - Edward copied his father figure lol.
fun fact: my family is mormon so i can tell you firsthand that mormons are eMBARASSED that stephanie meyer is mormon bc they think twilight is evil LOL 💀
Why would Mormons approve of a book that is pro-Native-American spirituality instead of Christian, pro-choice instead of pro-life, feminist, progressive, in every way against their values? That makes total sense to me. Thank you for confirming what I've always suspected.
"He's important in one of the later books" He is important in the same book. But tbh it feels like centuries later, so, you were correct in spirit if not in letter
This might just be semantics but I do want to point out that the Quileute people are not based on a real indigenous group, they are in fact a real indigenous group. Just don't want anyone to get the impression that that group isn't real or anything like that.
Pretty Much It does a highlights video that i ❤️ alot about all the movies and one of my fav is when it showed Edward searching on Bing and the host said. “Oh, Edward uses Bing?! How about that is he still hot??” I think about that constantly xdd
I found out recently that Stephanie Meyer published a redo of Twilight with a gender swap so Bella is now “Beaufort” and Edward is “Edythe” - it’s called life and death - I feel like you know what to do with this information…
Carlisle really was willing to bet Bella's life to prove that he trusted his son's self control even though Edward REPEATEDLY proved that he couldn't be trusted so much for valuing human life
In the book the reason is he's busy stitching up Bella's head wounds and trying to keep her from bleeding out from her leg so only Edward had free hands. But in the movie Carlisle is just casually holding her leg and making Edward fulfil his dream of having a refreshing Bella-tini
HOW are there no comments yet, this video is exactly what the internet needs and shitty book club is the perfect channel title that we all should have thought of 😂 thank you for your service and hope it was a speedy recovery!
Fun thing I learned rewatching Twilight with the bestie, Bella is in a depressive episode for 6 months, after being with Edward for 5. Literally was sad about losing him for longer than she was with him and if thats not the most Twilight-esque teenage girl bs ever
Once I found out Stephanie Meyer was Mormon, it honestly made a LOT of sense, coming from a former Christian. It definitely explains the weird age gap in relationships that she seems to have a huge fascination with, and it is a common theme in her other works like “The Host”.
You know...now that I'm thinking about it, I don't remember why Jacob got the blame for Alice thinking that Bella had died. How was he supposed to know she had a vision about Bella jumping off the cliff? Wasn't Charlie's friend's death community knowledge? Who but another resident of the town would be calling the home of the man who has never left that town?
That's what I thought - like even when the Cullens wouldn't have known, my first thought wasn't that Jacob was malicously implying that Bella may have died, but that Charlie was helping preparing the funeral for his best friend and fishing buddy. Edward could have literally asked ''Which funeral'' too. instead of jumping to conclusions
Because he recognized their voice. Vampires are said to have very distinctive pretty voices. He answered the call (by taking the phone out of Bella's hands before she could say anything), heard a vampire's voice, got pissed off, and was super vague, and hung up before explaining anything else. I'm not sure if he did it intending to make Edwards think Bella was dead, but he was being super rude and jealous.
@@idkanymore2.014Jake isn’t good at recognizing their voices. When Edward called, he thought it was Carlisle who called. I don’t think he did it maliciously because he didn’t even know the other vamps (besides Alice) thought Bella was dead, he had just walked back into the house and Alice left so he could have some time to check on Bella
I was in high school when these books came out, and I went to see the first movie with a friend but I’ve never read them. So this was an extremely fun video for me, this is absolute perfect canon.
Leah joining Jacob's pack because she's bitter about Sam choosing someone else is honestly kinda girlboss, ngl. It's the kinda petty bitter ex I like to see.
It's not only choosing someone else Leah was dating Sam and Sam imprinted on Leah's cousin and maimed the girl when she rejected him. Like I'm surprised she stayed after that and that Sam is still alive because if I was Leah I'd make myself a pair of Alpha Wolf moccasins and matching coat the second I get the call that he disfigured my cousin's face after she rejected him
@@rebecky5ever It's because she is a girl and girls can't be really powerful in the twilight universe (it's interesting to see the mormon beliefs bleeding trough in the book series)
Wuthering Heights is trash and I’m sorry that the academic community touts it as a classic. So sorry that you read it because it was in a book for whatever reason.
Ok lets not diminish bellas feelings in new moon. Yes, she was depressed over a boy she barely knew. She should also probably be suffering from PTSD after the whole ordeal of almost dying, knowing there were other vampires out there that wanted her dead and the ONLY people who knew and could protect her abandoned her without a word. Id curl up and become a shell of myself too. Stephanie Myer just isn't a good enough writer to treat the PTSD aspect with the care and respect it deserves, so she basically ignores that her main character should be traumatized. But in my heart, bella is more complex and going through more than a breakup.
Omg yea! Personally, i thought specifically the depressing shot of the months passing/desperate emails/dangerous tendencies and excluding herself from friends were all things that i feel were kindaaa accurate. I thought the acting for that part was spot on and im not surprised considering she starred in the movie adaptation of Speak!!!! Sure the timeline felt too quick, but what book doesnt struggle w/ a crazy quick timeline //: (ive seen just the movies though ); ) maybe it’s way different in the books
Nah i don't think Bella's mum was that sensible/selfish enough to send Bella to her dad. If im remembering the plot, Bella insists on moving to her dads. I think stephanie meyer was dead set on making Bella this perfect, self sacrificing, special girl to the detriment of the plot. I say this having not read them since like 2007
No that's pretty much right I read them last year. Rene may not be responsible enough but it sure is selfish why was Bella doing everything as a child like? =_=)
I just discovered this channel and being a newly trans lesbian, I feel like you were a sign. You're iconic, this series is such sleepover chaos vibes. 😂
On bella discovering Ed is a vampire: Stephanie Meyer missed out on having her just Google it. I wanna see her trying to mildly expose Edward to Garlic and keeping a crucifix in her pocket, and maybe even trying to swipe some holy water and wooden stakes, it would be so funny!
UA-cam's been recommending me a lot of small channels recently, and im absolutely delighted because i get to find gems like your channel! Keep up the good work!
The way steph annihilated Jacob's character, it's only team Edward you would think, right? Wrong, I'm team dump the lot and go to college. Literally, team find a therapist as soon as possible and let your brain fully develop before making a permanent life decision, thank you so much.
Re: James' li'l trick at 13:10, I can actually buy that Bella was fooled by the home video audio, because cell phone audio quality was pretty ass at that time. People didn't even sound like themselves sometimes, depending on the phone you had. One of the most believeable moments in Twilight tbh
honestly if i wanted to write in a plot device to make the feud between the vampires and werewolves end I would have made Jacob imprint on volturi zaddy aro
You know, Stephanie Meyer could have made the imprinting between Jacob and Renesme so much less creepy if she made it so imprinting doesnt begin until legal age because of hormones or something like that. So instead of Jacob having in the back of his mind that the child he is looking at he is going to mate with then she is of legal age, he could get those feelings when she is of legal age. And also, she didnt have to do that to forge a bond between the vampires and werewolves because both sides already has certain ties with Bella. Bella could have been the glue that bonds both sides together and they could have joined forces for the greater good of an innocent child than Jacob imprinting on a literal baby.
It’s so sweet and ally of you to say that if you saw someone sparkling in public you’d think they’re wearing glitter 🥹 New Moon came out in 2006. I was 10 and living in rural Kentucky, USA. Someone sparkling at this time in a small town would not have been normal haha. I think it’s sweet that’s your immediate thought, but yeah for the setting and time, it would be super weird for a dude to be sparkling in the sun.
Wait a second. WAIT A SECOND. Only seen movies: yall remember when jacob said he only like Bella bc a small part of renesme was like in Bella (ig in soul or egg?!? Weird) but also wouldn’t that mean that the same egg that he was drawn too could’ve been his if Bella chose to be w/ jacob. This w/ the whole “oh i cant choose who i imprint” IMAGINE IF JACOB & BELLA HAD A KID THEN JACOB IMPRINTED ON HIS OWN KID💀😭🤮🤮🤮 WHAT IN TARNATION?!??
Personally I believe that bc Jacob only ever liked Bella cuz of his future imprinting on Renesmee, if Bella had chosen Jacob Renesmee would never have happened so Jacob would have no reason to like Bella anymore so wouldn’t his attraction to her go away?
I learned from this twilight read view Stephanie Meyer has no concept of the actual size of the Olympic peninsula. If you start at the end of the 101 highway and drive around the thing all around and down to Astoria it's like 455 miles... And that's not the whole coast line... To just "go to" La push and port Angeles for a walk and a shop is like living in Vancouver and saying you're just "popping up to prince George for milk" if you're not the flash... Or Edward Cullen
omg i didnt know jacob was 15? ive never read the books nor saw the movies. i really just assumed they were all around the same physical age (cause chronologically edward is a lot older).
been bingeing your channel all day and i swear i just watched your subscribers bump up 100 whole people lol. love your content, youre such a fun normal human person and are so entertaining. edit: 3,000 more in two days??? what a legend im so happy for you
I remember getting the whole series as a Christmas present. It took me three years to finish the first book because every time I read it I would get a depressive episode.
I like your channel, because I have similar feelings about men, pregnancy etc. so our romance reading experiences are similar it's probably the first time I feel this
it’s hilarious that i’ve read all of the books and all of the movies multiple times, and you explained plot points that i didn’t know about and/or was confused about FOR YEARS lmfao
One of my uncles said he got his wife the twilight movies one year for valentines day as a joke and now they're heavily invested in the story and they rewatch it every year I think lol
my theory / headcanon that everyone in twilight is neurodivergent (looking specifically at Bella) & from Bella's POV that she smells so bad he tried to change classes then changed schools ... is the most autistic thing i ever heard ~ sincerely my tism
Google would have existed and been widely used around the start of the Twilight books though Yahoo and Bing were also used a lot at that point too lol :)
before google.... which was invented in 1998......... oh my sweet summer child. i forget sometimes that not everyone is the same age as me anymore 😅 that being said, literally the rest of this is such a good video!! i love your delivery style, very much like a gossip session
I found your channel like two days ago and I’ve watched everything, I love your stuff so much, you are so funny and I love your gossipy style and your reads are on point. Slay bestie ✌️
okay, I absolutely love this channel lol. I feel like we’re just having a convo and shit talking people. The amount of effort you put in this is amazing! Thank you for sacrificing your physical health for us 😭 good job!!
one thing ms. stephanie got very right is the amount of people in Forks (and western WA in general) who want to ~quit existing~. The lack of sunlight that fuels the big SAD is truly the gift that keeps on giving, lmfao
Ya know what would have been fun as an anomaly to catch the attention of a group of vampires? That disease where you don't have a fear response. I think Hal Jordan had it in the comics? Just this insane lack of fear towards these vampires that are naturally unsettling. Like an uncanny valley response. That would catch the attention of a mind-reader, right? And explain their willingness to hang with the vampires. And their reckless behavior in the second book. And actually make them interesting and weird.
imagine if the final plot twist was edward reading bellas mind and realizing how boring she is and immediately demanding a divorce or something
I completely forgot how anticlimactic the end of twilight is without the vision war.
Breaking Dawn single-handedly turned me from a Twihard to a hater when I read the whole thing the night it released
@@blueriverbane69 lol I feel that.
People hated that twist when it came out but that was one of the coolest, smartest, most entertaining ways they could have possibly depicted that confrontation without technically straying from canon. CJ the X did an absolutely incredible video on it
@@hockeygrrlmuse thank you for mentioning that video because I enjoy his stuff but didn't know about that one?!
@@hockeygrrlmusehonestly one of the best movie adaptations changes ever made and I’m usually a hard book>movie girlie
"She freaks outs... And curls up... To die?!"
Girl, same.
Ive always been team alice. She and bella have way better chemistry
you’re so right alice and bella were the real ship
REAL THEY WERE SO GIRLFRIENDS
Yeah, true
Dude I was English class and we had a full conversation on what team we were, I was the only team Alice.
What
I went to high school in Washington when these books came out and the amount of people coming to Forks because of the books was nuts. Also, I legitimately watched two girls fight about who was Edward's girlfriend in their group and one girl punched the other one in the face. Incredible.
Carlisle’s thing it that he has super human control because he’s NEvER had human blood. Ever. Like he ate rats when he was first made… and he’s a bLoOD ViRGIn!!
please let him bite charlie then let's all allow them that much
Wait wait wait but he's turned most of his family so. He's had a little chomp. But not a succ??? IS THIS METAPHORICALLY SOAKING?????
blood edging (i'm sorry)
@@hockeygrrlmuseI think it's vaguely suggested that he did stuff like use a syringe or something technologically equivalent for the ones he turned. That's why Bella was turned by syringe first - Edward copied his father figure lol.
@@hockeygrrlmusewait can that be cannon? Stephanie Meyer is a soaking advocate!!
fun fact: my family is mormon so i can tell you firsthand that mormons are eMBARASSED that stephanie meyer is mormon bc they think twilight is evil LOL 💀
omg my family is too, I was never allowed to read them growing up lol
that’s so funny, my family is mormon but my mom and sister loved the books
like had signed copies loved them
Grew up as Mormon myself and my area was the complete opposite
Why would Mormons approve of a book that is pro-Native-American spirituality instead of Christian, pro-choice instead of pro-life, feminist, progressive, in every way against their values? That makes total sense to me. Thank you for confirming what I've always suspected.
yes many Mormons are embarrassed by it, no most do not believe it's evil. I know plenty of mormons who love these books
"He's important in one of the later books"
He is important in the same book. But tbh it feels like centuries later, so, you were correct in spirit if not in letter
JACOB WAS 15? WHAT? I didn't know that. Jesus... Stephanie and the weird age gaps strike again i guess.
This might just be semantics but I do want to point out that the Quileute people are not based on a real indigenous group, they are in fact a real indigenous group. Just don't want anyone to get the impression that that group isn't real or anything like that.
bless your heart for thinking Google search didn't exist in 2006, but I do love the thought of Bella asking Jeeves what a vampire is
Pretty Much It does a highlights video that i ❤️ alot about all the movies and one of my fav is when it showed Edward searching on Bing and the host said. “Oh, Edward uses Bing?! How about that is he still hot??” I think about that constantly xdd
I found out recently that Stephanie Meyer published a redo of Twilight with a gender swap so Bella is now “Beaufort” and Edward is “Edythe” - it’s called life and death - I feel like you know what to do with this information…
beaufort is fr the best name she could come up with…
@riley-fj2bt even beaumont or bellamy would have been nicer
these fucking names are giving keighleigh
@@r47829i mean beau in beaufort means beautiful in french so it's not bad since bella also means beaitiful
Hes called beau which is actually short for himbeau
"He's like, a minor league baseball player?...Or a peewee coach?" LOL Strapping myself in, this is going to be a fun one.
Carlisle really was willing to bet Bella's life to prove that he trusted his son's self control even though Edward REPEATEDLY proved that he couldn't be trusted so much for valuing human life
In the book the reason is he's busy stitching up Bella's head wounds and trying to keep her from bleeding out from her leg so only Edward had free hands. But in the movie Carlisle is just casually holding her leg and making Edward fulfil his dream of having a refreshing Bella-tini
HOW are there no comments yet, this video is exactly what the internet needs and shitty book club is the perfect channel title that we all should have thought of 😂 thank you for your service and hope it was a speedy recovery!
Fun thing I learned rewatching Twilight with the bestie, Bella is in a depressive episode for 6 months, after being with Edward for 5. Literally was sad about losing him for longer than she was with him and if thats not the most Twilight-esque teenage girl bs ever
Actually, I read a psychology book years ago that said it's typical for it take as long to grieve a serious relationship as the relationship lasted.
That's so funny 😂
Been there done that! Ive been hung up on some guy for a yeaaaaaar and we only knew each other like 1 month… yeah im crazy
I mean girl went through a lot throughout those months while with Edward. Can we blame her for grieving for so long?
when i was 15 it took me 11 months to get over a 3 month relationship 🥲 the message here is that teenaged girls are just embarrassing
Once I found out Stephanie Meyer was Mormon, it honestly made a LOT of sense, coming from a former Christian. It definitely explains the weird age gap in relationships that she seems to have a huge fascination with, and it is a common theme in her other works like “The Host”.
You know...now that I'm thinking about it, I don't remember why Jacob got the blame for Alice thinking that Bella had died. How was he supposed to know she had a vision about Bella jumping off the cliff? Wasn't Charlie's friend's death community knowledge? Who but another resident of the town would be calling the home of the man who has never left that town?
That's what I thought - like even when the Cullens wouldn't have known, my first thought wasn't that Jacob was malicously implying that Bella may have died, but that Charlie was helping preparing the funeral for his best friend and fishing buddy.
Edward could have literally asked ''Which funeral'' too. instead of jumping to conclusions
Because he recognized their voice. Vampires are said to have very distinctive pretty voices. He answered the call (by taking the phone out of Bella's hands before she could say anything), heard a vampire's voice, got pissed off, and was super vague, and hung up before explaining anything else. I'm not sure if he did it intending to make Edwards think Bella was dead, but he was being super rude and jealous.
@@idkanymore2.014Jake isn’t good at recognizing their voices. When Edward called, he thought it was Carlisle who called. I don’t think he did it maliciously because he didn’t even know the other vamps (besides Alice) thought Bella was dead, he had just walked back into the house and Alice left so he could have some time to check on Bella
Finding someone who has never read Twilight in this day and age is so strange to me, I am here for it.
I was in high school when these books came out, and I went to see the first movie with a friend but I’ve never read them. So this was an extremely fun video for me, this is absolute perfect canon.
Leah joining Jacob's pack because she's bitter about Sam choosing someone else is honestly kinda girlboss, ngl. It's the kinda petty bitter ex I like to see.
It's not only choosing someone else Leah was dating Sam and Sam imprinted on Leah's cousin and maimed the girl when she rejected him. Like I'm surprised she stayed after that and that Sam is still alive because if I was Leah I'd make myself a pair of Alpha Wolf moccasins and matching coat the second I get the call that he disfigured my cousin's face after she rejected him
@@rebecky5ever It's because she is a girl and girls can't be really powerful in the twilight universe (it's interesting to see the mormon beliefs bleeding trough in the book series)
And also cus the pack treated her like absolute garbage
I absolutely hated how she made reading Wuthering Heights her whole personality, but I also read that book only because it was in Twilight, lol
Jacob was 15 and then 16 in New Moon
I think Edward was 17, cuz Bella was complaining that she's a year older than him
Wuthering Heights is trash and I’m sorry that the academic community touts it as a classic. So sorry that you read it because it was in a book for whatever reason.
@@samanthapalker1476 I enjoyed reading it. You might have a different taste in books, but don't hate on books in my replies.
@@samanthapalker1476 I hate this book. Her sister's book (Jane Eyre) is sooo much better.
Ok lets not diminish bellas feelings in new moon. Yes, she was depressed over a boy she barely knew. She should also probably be suffering from PTSD after the whole ordeal of almost dying, knowing there were other vampires out there that wanted her dead and the ONLY people who knew and could protect her abandoned her without a word. Id curl up and become a shell of myself too. Stephanie Myer just isn't a good enough writer to treat the PTSD aspect with the care and respect it deserves, so she basically ignores that her main character should be traumatized. But in my heart, bella is more complex and going through more than a breakup.
Holy crap you are not wrong.
Okay, but you're the one adding this complexity. Bella is a fictional character she is only what is written - you are essentially creating fanons
@@aj_san3788 Yeah. Thought that was pretty clear. Thanks tho.
Omg yea! Personally, i thought specifically the depressing shot of the months passing/desperate emails/dangerous tendencies and excluding herself from friends were all things that i feel were kindaaa accurate. I thought the acting for that part was spot on and im not surprised considering she starred in the movie adaptation of Speak!!!! Sure the timeline felt too quick, but what book doesnt struggle w/ a crazy quick timeline //: (ive seen just the movies though ); ) maybe it’s way different in the books
@@solarvoid777it wasn’t super clear since you stated it as something that was almost definitely going on with the character
honestly the most relatable Bella ever was for me was her in Eclipse being so horny for her vampire boyfriend that she doesn't care if he kills her.
Nah i don't think Bella's mum was that sensible/selfish enough to send Bella to her dad. If im remembering the plot, Bella insists on moving to her dads. I think stephanie meyer was dead set on making Bella this perfect, self sacrificing, special girl to the detriment of the plot. I say this having not read them since like 2007
No that's pretty much right I read them last year. Rene may not be responsible enough but it sure is selfish why was Bella doing everything as a child like? =_=)
@@ELS-77I know right. Then Bella goes ahead and names her child after her. Like, sis, this woman prioritised the D over your upbringing. Foolishness.
@@dominiquefoI mean Bella did get married for the D so I guess that type of foolishness is a family tradition 😆
@@happyjellycatsquid But then people wonder why she has no agency. Like she's always living for someone else. -_-)
i totally forgot about the age difference between jacob and bella in the books and it makes it so much weirder lol
The fact that Jacob is named after Stephanie meyers brother too …
I just discovered this channel and being a newly trans lesbian, I feel like you were a sign. You're iconic, this series is such sleepover chaos vibes. 😂
the meme at 9:22 came so out of nowhere and literally had me dying of laughter 😭😭
On bella discovering Ed is a vampire:
Stephanie Meyer missed out on having her just Google it. I wanna see her trying to mildly expose Edward to Garlic and keeping a crucifix in her pocket, and maybe even trying to swipe some holy water and wooden stakes, it would be so funny!
your videos are quickly becoming my fav. it’s like sitting with a close friend discussing books and i love it.
at edward considering outing himself by stepping outside: "calm down, go to therapy, step outside, something."
UA-cam's been recommending me a lot of small channels recently, and im absolutely delighted because i get to find gems like your channel! Keep up the good work!
"Jacob's not wearing a shirt cause he's never wearing a shirt" I lost it, this video is amazing
I hate the team Edward vs team Jacob debate for the fact that Edward x Jacob enemies to lovers is right there.
And Alice just snaps away Bella, brings her to a therapist and they live happily ever after
The way steph annihilated Jacob's character, it's only team Edward you would think, right? Wrong, I'm team dump the lot and go to college. Literally, team find a therapist as soon as possible and let your brain fully develop before making a permanent life decision, thank you so much.
Your content deserves so much more recognition. Keep it up, good job!
Thank you!! That’s so sweet :)
"Before Google..."
GOOGLE WAS MADE IN THE NINTIIIIIIES.
Re: James' li'l trick at 13:10, I can actually buy that Bella was fooled by the home video audio, because cell phone audio quality was pretty ass at that time. People didn't even sound like themselves sometimes, depending on the phone you had. One of the most believeable moments in Twilight tbh
honestly if i wanted to write in a plot device to make the feud between the vampires and werewolves end I would have made Jacob imprint on volturi zaddy aro
hey girl!! just came across your videos and now im binge watching, loved it 10/10
the editing, the commentary, the comedic time???? magnificent.
You know, Stephanie Meyer could have made the imprinting between Jacob and Renesme so much less creepy if she made it so imprinting doesnt begin until legal age because of hormones or something like that. So instead of Jacob having in the back of his mind that the child he is looking at he is going to mate with then she is of legal age, he could get those feelings when she is of legal age.
And also, she didnt have to do that to forge a bond between the vampires and werewolves because both sides already has certain ties with Bella. Bella could have been the glue that bonds both sides together and they could have joined forces for the greater good of an innocent child than Jacob imprinting on a literal baby.
It’s so sweet and ally of you to say that if you saw someone sparkling in public you’d think they’re wearing glitter 🥹 New Moon came out in 2006. I was 10 and living in rural Kentucky, USA. Someone sparkling at this time in a small town would not have been normal haha. I think it’s sweet that’s your immediate thought, but yeah for the setting and time, it would be super weird for a dude to be sparkling in the sun.
I loved every moment of this. You are legit funny AF
Wait a second. WAIT A SECOND. Only seen movies: yall remember when jacob said he only like Bella bc a small part of renesme was like in Bella (ig in soul or egg?!? Weird) but also wouldn’t that mean that the same egg that he was drawn too could’ve been his if Bella chose to be w/ jacob. This w/ the whole “oh i cant choose who i imprint” IMAGINE IF JACOB & BELLA HAD A KID THEN JACOB IMPRINTED ON HIS OWN KID💀😭🤮🤮🤮 WHAT IN TARNATION?!??
Personally I believe that bc Jacob only ever liked Bella cuz of his future imprinting on Renesmee, if Bella had chosen Jacob Renesmee would never have happened so Jacob would have no reason to like Bella anymore so wouldn’t his attraction to her go away?
I love this channel so much it's like we're having a sleepover
thank you for sacrificing your health to make this video
I learned from this twilight read view Stephanie Meyer has no concept of the actual size of the Olympic peninsula. If you start at the end of the 101 highway and drive around the thing all around and down to Astoria it's like 455 miles... And that's not the whole coast line... To just "go to" La push and port Angeles for a walk and a shop is like living in Vancouver and saying you're just "popping up to prince George for milk" if you're not the flash... Or Edward Cullen
from forks to la push is a 20 minute drive and forks to port angeles is about an hour so, definitely doable lol.
@@sarahclegg7548 for a teenager without a job and a gas guzzler Ford? I'd say she was catching a lot of rides. Lol
The books do mention her both having a job and taking rides from others lol
I’ve always been so confused on how James got that tape of her mom and how he even knew who her mom was
just so you know, I've been to Forks, Washington, and uh...their entire personality IS Twilight.
Currently binging all your videos and subscribed! These are so fun and you're hilarious lol. I hope to see your channel grow ❤
omg i didnt know jacob was 15? ive never read the books nor saw the movies. i really just assumed they were all around the same physical age (cause chronologically edward is a lot older).
been bingeing your channel all day and i swear i just watched your subscribers bump up 100 whole people lol. love your content, youre such a fun normal human person and are so entertaining.
edit: 3,000 more in two days??? what a legend im so happy for you
This video is iconic!
Babe...Google existed in 2006. 😂
please please read the hunger games i wanna hear your takes abt it (also hope ur team peeta ofc)
I remember getting the whole series as a Christmas present. It took me three years to finish the first book because every time I read it I would get a depressive episode.
I'm only 5 minutes in and I'm already cracking up at your commentary about being stinky 😂😂
as an italian, I would've asked Edward what brand of body glitter is he using because I want it too lmao
I'm so sorry you had to read Twilight. I hope you make a swift recovery.
oh i found my new favorite youtube channel woah i read all the books but this is still so fun to watch thanks for sharing w us (you’re so hardworking)
I like your channel, because I have similar feelings about men, pregnancy etc. so our romance reading experiences are similar it's probably the first time I feel this
The audible swallows are KILLING me your mic is very good
Dude, I binged all of your videos in two days!!! You're fun to watch :D
your laugh is so infectious!
no bcs rosalie’s backstory makes me sad but it makes no sense bcs she said her life was perfect but it was terrible????
ure so funny like ur thoughts are exactly my internal monologue when thinking abt these books
👍✌️🙏❤️✨ aw your poor voice. Can’t believe you made this while sick, you’re a champion 🙏
it’s hilarious that i’ve read all of the books and all of the movies multiple times, and you explained plot points that i didn’t know about and/or was confused about FOR YEARS lmfao
Your book club is my new favourite thing.
One of my uncles said he got his wife the twilight movies one year for valentines day as a joke and now they're heavily invested in the story and they rewatch it every year I think lol
my theory / headcanon that everyone in twilight is neurodivergent (looking specifically at Bella) & from Bella's POV that she smells so bad he tried to change classes then changed schools ... is the most autistic thing i ever heard ~ sincerely my tism
Google would have existed and been widely used around the start of the Twilight books though Yahoo and Bing were also used a lot at that point too lol :)
you're so fucking funny i cackled at this video pls dont stop making these omg
on that note, pls read vampire academy series tehe
You inspire me to keep writing my book im working on , keep at it gurl 💅
just found your channel and binged all your videos! you are so funny and relatable 😂
The way this book describes Bella being a vampire at first is just my life living with AUDHD 😂😂😂
before google.... which was invented in 1998......... oh my sweet summer child. i forget sometimes that not everyone is the same age as me anymore 😅 that being said, literally the rest of this is such a good video!! i love your delivery style, very much like a gossip session
The movies really did the books more justice than they deserved
I found your channel like two days ago and I’ve watched everything, I love your stuff so much, you are so funny and I love your gossipy style and your reads are on point. Slay bestie ✌️
i love the spicy brain vibes - feels like a ft info dump sess
So was the "it's just vision" only in the movie? cause that was the best part.
Yes it wasn’t a part of the books
I absolutely adore your videos
I'd love to hear your take on Stephanie Meyer's other nightmarish novels (like the host and midnight sun)
I personally enjoyed The Host, but it’s not without its problems.
I've been watching your book videos and I love them, I'm so glad I found this channel
Stephanie Meyer did a self-insert with Bella, and one of the “love interests” is named Jacob… SHE HAS A BROTHER NAMED JACOB!
okay, I absolutely love this channel lol. I feel like we’re just having a convo and shit talking people. The amount of effort you put in this is amazing! Thank you for sacrificing your physical health for us 😭 good job!!
this is my new favorite UA-cam account, please don't stop making videos!
one thing ms. stephanie got very right is the amount of people in Forks (and western WA in general) who want to ~quit existing~. The lack of sunlight that fuels the big SAD is truly the gift that keeps on giving, lmfao
Jacob never had a chance with bella and homie never accepted it 😮
That was excruciating and I loved every sordid second of it.
Idk bout Edward or Jacob, I'm team Garret. I don't care bout Bellas interests, I care about mine. Lee pace
stephanie meyer invented the stinky trope
The best part about this whole series is listening to other people try to explain it. It’s such a stupid book series and I am here for it!! 😂
for the first time ever i understood what was going on on new moon thank you so much the movie didn't tell me that at allll (granted, i may be stupid)
In the Short Second Life of Bree Tanner, Bree describes the sparkle like someone suddenly burst in to flame. Like bright.
this is my new favorite channel i spent the last two days watching all of your videos
lol I watched all of these movies but until you explained them I didn’t understand not one movie in it’s full capacity
Some important things are told very very wrong, but i like this girl vibe.
Ya know what would have been fun as an anomaly to catch the attention of a group of vampires? That disease where you don't have a fear response. I think Hal Jordan had it in the comics? Just this insane lack of fear towards these vampires that are naturally unsettling. Like an uncanny valley response. That would catch the attention of a mind-reader, right? And explain their willingness to hang with the vampires. And their reckless behavior in the second book. And actually make them interesting and weird.
12:03 “lest we forget she’s got that delectable scented blood”
…is quite frankly, THE best sentence I’ve heard in a long time… 😂😂
alice and bella shouldve gotten together tbh, they were the best duo