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  • @corsaircarl9582
    @corsaircarl9582 7 років тому +376

    I don't mind the ad at the beginning for that app, Jared's human, he's gotta eat and buy fancy blue shirts too ya know!

    • @kasriouiyassir
      @kasriouiyassir 7 років тому

      Corsair Carl I dont mind it either but every one is doing it so i know the first part they say out the top of my head😂😂

    • @MegaDeathRay10
      @MegaDeathRay10 7 років тому +1

      Corsair Carl I'm still going to tease him about it

    • @humanconvertile
      @humanconvertile 7 років тому +5

      I wouldn't have mind it either, though the fact that it was another one of those "Free to Play" scams is what would bother me.

    • @humanconvertile
      @humanconvertile 7 років тому

      M LT All those games and micro-transactions are scams. Some are merely less slimy and underhanded than others, but they all rely on gamer addiction and impatience to compel them to put a lot of cash into the game just so they can see the rest of the content by making any "free" route, if there is one, as unappealing, tedious, and impossible as they can.

    • @Gamesta100
      @Gamesta100 7 років тому

      I only hate ads that you can't skip. Like I don't give a crap about the game so I hated not being able to skip it.
      In general the only ads I sometimes like to watch on UA-cam are movie trailers.
      If I don't know about a game then it's almost guaranteed I will have no interest in it.

  • @neogeothomas8127
    @neogeothomas8127 7 років тому +721

    "I'M THE ****ING UNIVERSE!!!"
    I started laughing way harder at that then I really should have.

    • @CaptainXJ
      @CaptainXJ 6 років тому +8

      Ninjinfox22 fucking

    • @savursool3291
      @savursool3291 5 років тому +10

      shhh! There's children damn it!

    • @GoldenfoxxPrime
      @GoldenfoxxPrime 5 років тому +26

      I think that, at least for me, the humor is derived from trying to imagine a group of game writers sitting around and coming around to decide that that line was the coolest option they had going for them. ...and also probably from the fact that unlike crap like "All your bases are belong to us," I'm not reminded of that line particularly often, so it always seems _freshly_ stupid whenever I hear it.

    • @ywed1748
      @ywed1748 4 роки тому +3

      @@savursool3291 not to be a smartass but I'm a child and both me and my friend cuss like it's a normal thing

    • @savursool3291
      @savursool3291 4 роки тому +1

      @@ywed1748 and it's obvious you're too young to understand sarcasm.

  • @jpkurihara
    @jpkurihara 7 років тому +594

    His face when he looks at the camera during the ad... You can just feel his pain.

    • @wardingnocturne286
      @wardingnocturne286 7 років тому +13

      what pain? it's a fucking ad

    • @tjiiik
      @tjiiik 7 років тому +131

      isn't internal pain mandatory in every in-video ad on youtube?

    • @wardingnocturne286
      @wardingnocturne286 7 років тому

      teejay3000 what

    • @NeutralGuyDoubleZero
      @NeutralGuyDoubleZero 6 років тому +62

      Warding Nocturne the joke is that people generally don't like ads or doing them. It's not that hard of a concept to grasp

    • @AscendedBeyond
      @AscendedBeyond 6 років тому +32

      Man's gotta pay the bills
      Feelsbadman

  • @MundMoriginal
    @MundMoriginal 2 роки тому +49

    One of the best things about the original Alone in the Dark trilogy is, that it manages a thick and suspenseful horror atmosphere without any gore.
    PS not sure if it's because I've grown up with this game, but your jokes are hilarious in this one. The hiding in the closet was on point.

    • @isaackclarcke96
      @isaackclarcke96 Рік тому +2

      maybe the first one, but 2 and 3 with gangsters and pirates... 😅

  • @lucahjin
    @lucahjin 7 років тому +159

    DUDE the 7th Guest was so horrifying to me, but probably because I played it - and this - as a kid. I couldn't finish this one, too much!

  • @discokossan
    @discokossan 7 років тому +1614

    Finally a game title that perfectly explains my sex life

    • @angelofdeath5290
      @angelofdeath5290 7 років тому +17

      that was a good one.

    • @jimmyzeke13
      @jimmyzeke13 7 років тому +109

      Half-Minute Hero?

    • @zayaannashrid1374
      @zayaannashrid1374 7 років тому +4

      that explains me in a blackout

    • @2Dtube1
      @2Dtube1 7 років тому +83

      Look on the bright side.
      At least you last around 3 hours.

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 7 років тому +21

      Metal Gear Rising :)

  • @DrrrMatt
    @DrrrMatt 4 роки тому +738

    Coming back to watch old videos to support Projared now that all of the new information has come to light. Hope his channel recovers!

    • @dereknight861
      @dereknight861 4 роки тому +25

      flammingheadman drrr I’ve seen the numbers rise.
      Keep the word of mouth spreading everybody.

    • @deletedchannel8796
      @deletedchannel8796 4 роки тому +16

      I was recommended this video. I click it to support Jared too.

    • @JusticeStrings
      @JusticeStrings 4 роки тому +27

      Aye. I never watched his stuff, but I figured now would be an appropriate time to give his stuff a look.
      I don't know how many I've watched by now, haha.

    • @platinumfactor
      @platinumfactor 4 роки тому +4

      I don't know what you're talking about.

    • @erickochoa7810
      @erickochoa7810 4 роки тому +7

      Wait what happened to him?

  • @eswesje
    @eswesje 7 років тому +293

    Guy makes a really good video about Alone in the Dark, comment section is filled with comments about the ad.

    • @biraptor6205
      @biraptor6205 7 років тому +14

      Welcome to humanity by the way

    • @spanner7576
      @spanner7576 6 років тому +2

      Rhianne Wijnands what he did next was incredible

    • @bathoryaria4127
      @bathoryaria4127 6 років тому +3

      Right? Twats.

    • @bosseQR
      @bosseQR 4 роки тому +11

      @Gary Oak and now its filled with people laughing at comments that aged poorly

  • @jamesbevan9939
    @jamesbevan9939 7 років тому +142

    Do you ever wonder if Edward Carnby's original design was an influence on Nigel Thornberry's appearance?

    • @AzureSymbiote
      @AzureSymbiote 7 років тому +13

      +Samurai MC Blargharararara.

    • @Pastafari4
      @Pastafari4 7 років тому +16

      James Bevan SMASHING!

  • @jacobharrison2425
    @jacobharrison2425 4 роки тому +323

    Me and the boys watching old projared videos to support Jared

  • @KeybladeMasterAndy
    @KeybladeMasterAndy 3 роки тому +178

    "Your mother was a shoe cobbler." Best. Insult. Ever.

    • @justanotheryoutubechannel
      @justanotheryoutubechannel 2 роки тому +5

      It does fit really well with the 1920’s style.

    • @mask938
      @mask938 2 роки тому +8

      Doesn't beat "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!", but it's still good.

    • @k-boi420
      @k-boi420 Рік тому +7

      @@mask938 Don’t forget to announce that you farted in thine general direction.

    • @erainmartinez8175
      @erainmartinez8175 Рік тому +1

      amazing line ever

    • @MrSkerpentine
      @MrSkerpentine Місяць тому

      The monster: “How appropriate! You fight like a cow!”

  • @Zangelin
    @Zangelin 7 років тому +138

    Wow people sure are mad about the completely skippable ad.
    Jared gotta make money dudes. And don't pretend you aren't using adblock for the regular ads anyway.

  • @leodonaghey9143
    @leodonaghey9143 7 років тому +33

    you know you have a good fanbase when you don't get immediately torn to shreds for being sponsored.

    • @thewitchdoctor629
      @thewitchdoctor629 7 років тому +26

      The most interesting part is I have found 10 plus comments hating on people who are hating Jared for the sponsorship and ad but have yet to find a single comment that is hating him for it...

    • @fastbreak333
      @fastbreak333 7 років тому +1

      I found 2 compared to 6 that complain about the complainers, so definitely a little lopsided. But at least it makes me happy knowing that people don't mind ProJared selling out a little. The guy's gotta eat.

  • @ajzeg01
    @ajzeg01 7 років тому +385

    So Best Fiends Forever is a game where you just tap on things mindlessly? Isn't that the same as Final Fantasy: All The Bravest?

    • @RussellTeapot
      @RussellTeapot 7 років тому +4

      AH! nice

    • @ShadowUltra
      @ShadowUltra 7 років тому +47

      I don't think ProJared disapproved of the concept, it's more the fact that the game had pretty much forced gambling with real money and it was shallow as hell for a final fantasy game and was basically a cash grab. There are plenty of semi fun clicker games out there and the fact that he ascended in this one means that he actually did play it enough to know what it is. It's still kind of annoying to see that ad though.

    • @Soshiplayz
      @Soshiplayz 7 років тому +8

      Sakura clicker is the better clicker where you click the body parts of anime chicks.

    • @Spicypuff
      @Spicypuff 7 років тому +8

      I think it had to do more with the fact that the game took the final fantasy name and used it as a cash grab tactic.

    • @doorstuck706
      @doorstuck706 7 років тому +1

      Tenk Kommander Mm mmm

  • @jacoblapsley4744
    @jacoblapsley4744 7 років тому +152

    7/10 not enough Edward saying he's the lightbringer

    • @spiderflame04
      @spiderflame04 6 років тому +16

      6/10 Not enough being the f***ing universe.

    • @ryanschuler4287
      @ryanschuler4287 5 років тому +9

      4/10 too much having the stone

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten 3 роки тому

      @stinky steve 0/10 no blinking mechanic that's thrown out after one level

    • @shaynehughes6645
      @shaynehughes6645 3 роки тому +1

      -2/10
      And f*ck you anyway

    • @AtlasBlizzard
      @AtlasBlizzard 3 місяці тому +1

      7.8 - Too much dark

  • @TheDemonicHorseman
    @TheDemonicHorseman 5 років тому +18

    I love how he played the Sid Meyer’s Pirates music when talking about the pirate enemy.

  • @Artenuga
    @Artenuga 7 років тому +319

    I like ProJared, he's like the good timeline version of Spoony

    • @Taramushi
      @Taramushi 7 років тому +44

      Oh my god, that's too accurate

    • @SirDavid290
      @SirDavid290 7 років тому +5

      Who is spoony again ?

    • @TheDizzydragon
      @TheDizzydragon 7 років тому +11

      i completely forgot about Spoony.
      didnt he quit youtube?

    • @NarcoticDimension
      @NarcoticDimension 7 років тому +9

      spoony experiment... did that awesome ffx and ffx-2 series.

    • @MrNegativecreep07
      @MrNegativecreep07 7 років тому +28

      Some of his film reviews were awesome as well, especially The Reb Brown and Highlander ones. But his stuff started to get really bitter and negative. I know he had personal problems, but it wasn't fun seeing that manifest on camera

  • @seandelong3400
    @seandelong3400 7 років тому +84

    Wow I think there are more people bitching about other people bitching about the ad than there are people actually complaining about the ad.

    • @ConanTheLibrarianUHF
      @ConanTheLibrarianUHF 7 років тому +1

      Bitching Ad dude!

    • @masterofthelag8414
      @masterofthelag8414 7 років тому +2

      Ad-bitchception (bwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam)

    • @ThePCguy17
      @ThePCguy17 7 років тому

      I think that the people bitching about people bitching about the ad did so more recently, and were more popular, due to their welcome meta-commentary on a tired subject. So they're what you're seeing now. There are probably just about as many people who bitched about the ad, but you'd have to load more comments to see them.

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 7 років тому

      Sean Delong im gonna bitch about this, CAN YOU EXPLAIN THAT??

    • @ThePCguy17
      @ThePCguy17 7 років тому

      scottydu81 I can. You want attention.

  • @thegreathuntdini6157
    @thegreathuntdini6157 4 роки тому +41

    Those zombies belong in a Scooby Doo game

  • @cursedex
    @cursedex 7 років тому +64

    What? No score?
    I'd personally give it a "I AM THE F*CKING UNIVERSE!" out of 10.

  • @blimblam7
    @blimblam7 7 років тому +150

    Jared should do final fantasy month. It would be kind of like dndcember. Would be great to hear his thoughts of each of the games and some of the spinoffs

    • @EVO1148
      @EVO1148 7 років тому +55

      FFFebruary :P

    • @RufusKyura
      @RufusKyura 7 років тому +6

      That actually sounds like a good idea!

    • @TheHeroOfMobius
      @TheHeroOfMobius 7 років тому +2

      Even better: a Final Fantasy XIII month.

    • @kazoozies
      @kazoozies 7 років тому +2

      Sounds like PBG's Zelda Month
      I LIKE IT~!

    • @ThelosVerlos
      @ThelosVerlos 7 років тому

      I'm still waiting for a FF XIII review.

  • @otosuchomel5875
    @otosuchomel5875 7 років тому +386

    Skip here. 1:14

  • @WillieManga
    @WillieManga 4 роки тому +27

    No, we don't know your problems, and it's none of our business. Hope you learned your lesson, internet.

  • @timeagenty4560
    @timeagenty4560 4 роки тому +74

    This version of Alone in the Dark should be given the RE2 treatment.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 4 роки тому +8

      Yes!

    • @Asmeenradee
      @Asmeenradee 3 роки тому

      No,We dont need it

    • @michaelcassy9592
      @michaelcassy9592 2 роки тому

      @@Asmeenradee why

    • @Asmeenradee
      @Asmeenradee 2 роки тому +3

      @@michaelcassy9592 It does, I don't what I was on back then

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga Рік тому

      It was almost given the RE1 treatment. Sadly that was cancelled.

  • @OtterWarlock
    @OtterWarlock 7 років тому +70

    So the best Fiends game is just a game where you tap a bunch. Seems riveting.

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 7 років тому +24

      That's >90% of mobile games in a nutshell when you put it in basic terms

    • @OtterWarlock
      @OtterWarlock 7 років тому +5

      DiamondDead No, I'm all for my favorite UA-camrs making money. And hey, games like that are for SOMEONE out there, just not me.

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 7 років тому

      DiamondDead No one can live without money, unless you're living in the wild with a wolf pack

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 7 років тому +1

      DiamondDead And of course he plays other games. Not every game he plays or shows he watches is something he likes. He streams to keep up with the fans during his monthly absence, and videos are a lot harder to make than you realize. It can take up to working 3 hours for a whole week to release just an okay video, and putting in effort means putting in more hours. Yes, there is not benefits of health insurance or fixed incomes, but there's clearly more to making videos than just "gotta find a job I can do" unless you make videos solely for cash. Plus, a simple 8 hour job can take out a lot more time from making videos than you think. Some people don't release for months because of job issues, school, or even working in the military. There's nothing wrong with sponsors so long as you do it in the right way (short 1 minute advertisement), but you're just seeing the bad side of it. I would be pissed if Jared went full sellout, but I don't agree on fully individual, no advertisement system as I never was a man who thought leaning towards one side or the other too much is a good idea.

    • @OtterWarlock
      @OtterWarlock 7 років тому +6

      DiamondDead Please bring your bullshit elsewhere. Thank you.

  • @JessicaJKent
    @JessicaJKent 7 років тому +838

    Can I play Best Fiends Forever in the shower though?

    • @Numb_Knot
      @Numb_Knot 7 років тому +71

      You missed the joke

    • @ubermaster1
      @ubermaster1 7 років тому +5

      Be like me and get a water proof screen

    • @spikeharusame
      @spikeharusame 7 років тому +66

      Are we ever gonna let him live that down?

    • @Numb_Knot
      @Numb_Knot 7 років тому +41

      spikeharusame No.

    • @yvesisidor3952
      @yvesisidor3952 7 років тому +2

      +Numb Knot whats the joke?

  • @adammetcalf6202
    @adammetcalf6202 7 років тому +23

    I appreciate the music in the background. Using one of my all-time favorite game soundtracks, Luigi's Mansion!

  • @pastilakompot6912
    @pastilakompot6912 7 років тому +7

    2:25 "Is this relevant?... No, it does not."
    *_BRAVO JARED_*

  • @bidoofthedestroyer566
    @bidoofthedestroyer566 7 років тому +177

    but what do you rate the game out of ten?

    • @StormDatIsApproaching
      @StormDatIsApproaching 7 років тому +62

      I rate this game one creepy moustached redhead out of ten

    • @bidoofthedestroyer566
      @bidoofthedestroyer566 7 років тому +4

      Rick Burman's brother in law PERFECT!

    • @vash11
      @vash11 7 років тому +7

      A High-Rez frog on a road out of ten

    • @xSoupCan
      @xSoupCan 7 років тому +3

      Wait a second, that ain't Rick Burman.
      What is it with Ricks?

    • @TheObsidianX
      @TheObsidianX 7 років тому

      Bidoof The Destroyer I rate this 2spoopy4me out of ten

  • @lincolnmaahs18
    @lincolnmaahs18 7 років тому +62

    Me and my friends have started playing D&D and it's really fun!

    • @lincolnmaahs5160
      @lincolnmaahs5160 7 років тому

      we started playing 2 weeks ago, im going over today in a few hours to play again. Oh, this is my other account for some reason i cant see replys to my comments on my other one so i need to reply using this one.

    • @gao4605
      @gao4605 7 років тому

      Lincoln Maahs l

    • @bidoofthedestroyer566
      @bidoofthedestroyer566 7 років тому

      We started playing because of projared too!

    • @Futilizer
      @Futilizer 7 років тому

      The Living Skit Same here. Friday before last was our first time. One of the guys I was playing with kept wanting to murder hobos and we hadn't even run into each other yet.

    • @LeMasterofSwords
      @LeMasterofSwords 7 років тому

      Bidoof The Destroyer same

  • @Faith-sl1re
    @Faith-sl1re 4 роки тому +9

    3:28 may be one of my all-time fav ProJared moments right beside flashing the toilet

  • @Mr.Atari2600
    @Mr.Atari2600 7 років тому +8

    Take Notes Atari, This is the Alone of the Dark that we all loved!

  • @NanaKyoto
    @NanaKyoto 7 років тому +116

    Wait, what's your final rating for this game?

    • @ignatz20xx
      @ignatz20xx 7 років тому +70

      I would rate it a rotary phone/10; dated but an essential part of gaming history on how the horror genre got shaped forever. XD

    • @AzureSymbiote
      @AzureSymbiote 7 років тому

      +ignatz20xx Thanks.

    • @ap3productions81
      @ap3productions81 7 років тому +3

      Not to mention that despite being dated, it still has pretty cool designs, mechanics, and GRAPHICS!!!

    • @NanaKyoto
      @NanaKyoto 7 років тому +2

      Andrew P. Soberon Is it strange that I find an appeal with old graphics?
      I know they are severely dated, but they have a certain charm to them.

    • @ap3productions81
      @ap3productions81 7 років тому +14

      To quote JonTron, what makes graphics appealing despite being dated is that it's "a style not bred by choice, but by limitation."

  • @SlitherLament
    @SlitherLament 4 роки тому +74

    My marathon of rewatching, liking, and commenting on every Jared video continues. Video 40

  • @LeoRex13
    @LeoRex13 7 років тому +18

    You are very special. You do you and make the world a more special place...
    Not that you need me to tell you that.

  • @PictureProductStudio
    @PictureProductStudio 7 років тому +2

    Original "Alone in the Dark" is one of my most favorite games ever. It is really atmospheric and charming.

  • @JoCoBrony
    @JoCoBrony 7 років тому +106

    I find it sad that the frog at 2:23 was more scary than anything else in the game.

    • @JoCoBrony
      @JoCoBrony 7 років тому +5

      ***** Yeah, I wasn't a 90's kid. But I can still imagine how scared I'd be of this game.
      I think Nosferatu is still pretty freaky to this day, though. Something about it is still scary to me.

    • @chiyo-chanholocaust8143
      @chiyo-chanholocaust8143 6 років тому

      I think that dumb "AAH" face the frog has is super funny and kinda cute actually. Pictures of animals with their mouths wide open are so funny to me for some reason

  • @lostarinokripparino4605
    @lostarinokripparino4605 7 років тому +10

    Thanks for the honest and completely uninfluenced recommendation for a random app Jared... XD

  • @lankthedank6931
    @lankthedank6931 4 роки тому +56

    "Kids. Don't read. Play video games!"
    - ProJared

  • @retrogamelover2012
    @retrogamelover2012 5 років тому +26

    You know, I kind of almost feel like this series could've had potential for a revitalization of sorts. Though, unlike the sort of reboot...-ish game for Xbox and Ps3, given the whole concepts of the original and this whole remake scene with games like the recent RE2 remake, there could be a chance for Alone in the Dark to return for modern gaming in the future (assuming some rights-holding nonsense isn't going on).

    • @moulinexm7600
      @moulinexm7600 3 роки тому +2

      I think it was a mistake to leave the original games timeline. I like the idea of Edward being a 1920s detective because it gives the series flavor in comparison to modern survival horrors

    • @MrRAGE-md5rj
      @MrRAGE-md5rj 3 роки тому +2

      @@moulinexm7600 Hell, they could've at least said that the Edward in 2008 was the great-grandson of the original Edward in the first game. Hell, they could've eve nwritten him as some half-assed clone of the original guy. But saying he's the same mustached protagonist from 1924? Come on, man.

    • @hfzrsk
      @hfzrsk Рік тому

      Well...

  • @ElBrandoTV
    @ElBrandoTV 7 років тому +62

    If I were a kid I'd probably find this game scary, but then again I was scared when I first saw Dr. Eggman.

    • @CapnShades
      @CapnShades 7 років тому +7

      Mario 64 Boss music. Terrifying as a child.

    • @329link
      @329link 7 років тому +2

      a giant fat man who can run at the speed of light and creates giant death robots. I wonder why people were only scared of eggman in sonic spinball!

    • @amosdeguzman9980
      @amosdeguzman9980 7 років тому

      329link ...Eggman isn't FTL.

    • @lightvendetta748
      @lightvendetta748 7 років тому +1

      maybe not, but he probably was referring to how eggman outran sonic in one of the original sonics.

    • @owltoe0164
      @owltoe0164 7 років тому +2

      Ace in the Hole that fucking piano, man.

  • @garlogan2
    @garlogan2 7 років тому +7

    Why is everyone getting mad at Jared for "selling out"? Seeing as youtube is becoming more advertiser friendly, I'm happy that my favorite youtubers can still make money and keep their content relatively the same with this option. Also you can just skip it and if your internet is too slow maybe you should sell out so you can make more money and afford to.

  • @duck16
    @duck16 6 років тому +6

    Oh no, I had to wait an entire minute to get through an ad that Jared gets money from! I'm going to bitch in the comments to express how mad I am!

  • @AngelTerri
    @AngelTerri 4 роки тому +9

    Spreading the love in the comments as I watch the video!

  • @koerier718
    @koerier718 7 років тому +159

    If I was asked to say a bunch of things about a random mobile game and got payed for it. I would do it without a second thought.

    • @brookejoiner9360
      @brookejoiner9360 7 років тому +28

      We all would, no question.
      People act like they wouldn't but when faced with it, we would all do it.

    • @ShakenBake444
      @ShakenBake444 7 років тому +3

      Chris Joiner pays the bills

    • @growlanzer
      @growlanzer 7 років тому

      The Burned Man yeah would definitely promote anything if I got paid for it

    • @aneeshsrinivas892
      @aneeshsrinivas892 7 років тому

      i would too,if i could go all avgn about that

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 2 роки тому +1

      I wouldn't. I would only accept sponsors for things I actually have an interest/faith in. I don't give a single fuck about mobile games in general because they are absolute garbage

  • @tracyblanchard7663
    @tracyblanchard7663 7 років тому +10

    Unless the sponsor pays significantly more to put the ad at the beginning of the video or pays by retention time at the ad, I'd suggest putting it at the end. This results in less bitching about the ad in the comments.

  • @BiotchProductions
    @BiotchProductions 5 років тому +7

    I LOVED this game when I was a kid! I could never beat it, but was able to watch my best friend do it. Great video ProJared!
    If you ever need extra people in your camera crew let me know!

  • @Mikman360
    @Mikman360 7 років тому +11

    This was the first video game I ever played.
    Yeah... my parents didn't make the best parental decisions.

  • @jordanpritchard5226
    @jordanpritchard5226 7 років тому +14

    Did... Did Dino Crisis appear at the bottom of the screen...? 1:46

  • @TayDays1128
    @TayDays1128 7 років тому +6

    Why are so many people complaining about the advertisements?It doesn't take out any time from the video and it's pretty informative.

  • @SureyD
    @SureyD 7 років тому +4

    Dude, this is a great blend of introduction to the game and some jokes. I particularly love that closet closing shot.

  • @lazyKong64
    @lazyKong64 7 років тому +1

    Your ad made me smile. And also reminded me of the fun adverts before watching some of my favorite VHS tapes, back in the day.

  • @notdwaddler2013
    @notdwaddler2013 7 років тому +22

    Like 50% of the comments down here keep going on about ads and shit, while I'm left wondering why the final rating isn't in the video. :/

    • @Aviii_
      @Aviii_ 7 років тому

      Good question actually. Maybe it's cause he's reviewing a good game? I'm not too sure myself.

    • @riddypr
      @riddypr 7 років тому

      It's not because he reviewed a good game. He gave Chrono Trigger a final rating.

    • @Aviii_
      @Aviii_ 7 років тому

      riddyprower Huh. Guess I was wrong.

  • @Kit3k
    @Kit3k 7 років тому +4

    Everything attributed to this game started in Sweet Home. This game only introduced fixed camera angles and pre-rendered backgrounds. Also, Edward is there for a piano, not the suicide.

  • @demilung
    @demilung 7 років тому +262

    Jeeeeeeeeesus, people got so butthurt over the ad, it's not even funny.
    I mean, guys, I know that 61 second of your time is priceless, you could've cured canser in that time, espesially when watchign UA-cam videos, and I know that you get shot in the leg every time you skip further in the video, so you can't avoid parts of the video you don't like, and as far as not giving any ad revenue adblock doesn't cut it anymore, so...
    I have a very special method to avoid all ads for the rest of your life! It's a pretty simple life-hack, really, it's called nailblock. You take two nails, put them on the table, so that they line up with your eyes, and then you headbutt that shit! Ta-da! You don't have to gaze at any ad ever agin in your life!

    • @mothcatcher893
      @mothcatcher893 7 років тому +8

      exactly

    • @henstar337
      @henstar337 7 років тому +12

      Or, there is a thing called skipping to 1:12

    • @ShadeTheBade
      @ShadeTheBade 7 років тому +3

      +Demilung in the time you've spent watching UA-cam videos, you could've learned to spell, and use grammar properly!

    • @stormcloudsabound
      @stormcloudsabound 7 років тому +9

      Well he did provide a 'skip ad' annotation, that's helpful.

    • @JOEMACHIN3030
      @JOEMACHIN3030 6 років тому

      I hav a canser :c

  • @eric4133
    @eric4133 7 років тому +3

    This game is one of the reason I got into PC gaming. The soundtrack and sound effects were amazing back then.

  • @shady4091
    @shady4091 7 років тому +11

    Honestly, I don't give a shit about the ad but I do find it hilarious that advertisers think that this would make me want to play their game, at all and not make me just resent them forever. Shit like this makes me guarantee that I will never, ever play your game.
    So I gotta thank ProJared for that. In actuality, he's looking out for you.

  • @Stonestreamdubs
    @Stonestreamdubs 7 років тому +8

    Jared! You forgot to give a final rating!

  • @KashKey-
    @KashKey- 4 роки тому +21

    "Your mother is a shoe cobbler" is the most meaningless insult I've ever heard.
    It's great.

    • @klop4228
      @klop4228 4 роки тому +3

      How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
      Answer meaningless insults with meaningless responses :P

    • @ramenbomberdeluxe4958
      @ramenbomberdeluxe4958 4 роки тому

      @@klop4228 Your father was a test tube and your mother was a rubber band!

  • @ZaronNitro
    @ZaronNitro Рік тому +2

    Alone in the Dark faithful reimagining announced!!!
    I came back here the moment it got announced!

  • @fieryfortifier3194
    @fieryfortifier3194 7 років тому +293

    At least its not sponsored by Lootcrate...

    • @TeebTimboe
      @TeebTimboe 7 років тому +15

      FieryFortifier is rather it be sponsored by lootcrate than some trash mobile game.

    • @fieryfortifier3194
      @fieryfortifier3194 7 років тому +23

      Tim Wielgot I'm just saying that because UA-camrs are sponsored by Lootcrate ALL THE DAMN TIME EVERY OTHER VIDEO, and usually they talk about how *great* the Lootcrates are when they're opening them in their 2 minute long paid pandering, when they're usually subjectively filled with worthless *shit* in the eyes of most people. As a result, its more bearable to see a sponsor that's not so over used on the internet...

    • @drosso4956
      @drosso4956 7 років тому +2

      FieryFortifier like audible and best fiends forever

    • @Liesmith424
      @Liesmith424 7 років тому +9

      My latest Lootcrate was filled with Audible ads.

    • @vividandlucid
      @vividandlucid 7 років тому

      GameGrumps is often sponsored by Lootcrate, and they make great ads. I don't think you can make that great of an ad about some mobile game, so I would find it sadder if the same ad was about Lootcrate, because there isn't much potential you can out into an ad about a game where you mindlessly tap the screen.

  • @nathancobabe996
    @nathancobabe996 5 років тому +3

    Love ya jared

  • @MikeELtheGamerLPShow
    @MikeELtheGamerLPShow 6 років тому +13

    Is it weird that during the one time a content creator is considerate enough to manually add an annotation allowing me to skip the ad, I'm compelled to let the ad run? What is this feeling? Respect? Nah, it couldn't be.

  • @pinkiepower1968
    @pinkiepower1968 4 роки тому

    I came to watch this AFTER I watched Jared's playthrough on the other channel - I giggled at several points remembering how much trouble some of the monsters and puzzles gave him!
    Glad you're back, Jared!

  • @TheGoldenBolt
    @TheGoldenBolt 7 років тому +15

    Well THAT was a good time to log into UA-cam...

    • @Spiralr
      @Spiralr 7 років тому

      HI dude

    • @RP-tatari-
      @RP-tatari- 7 років тому

      The Golden Bolt I got like 4 notifications at the same time

    • @TaylorXIV
      @TaylorXIV 7 років тому

      The Golden Bolt hey it's that guy I subbed too and then never watched any of his vids :P

    • @TheGoldenBolt
      @TheGoldenBolt 7 років тому

      Rayehn of the Filth Oh, I don't set the little notification bell on channels or anything. I just happened to open up YT at the perfect moment!

  • @stephenobrien6983
    @stephenobrien6983 7 років тому +81

    No problem with you advertising Jared but as a subscriber, I would prefer to see you only endorse things you sincerely like & would genuinely suggest to others. Who knows, maybe you really do like that smartphone game....but I doubt it. I hope you get better advertising opportunities in the future, perhaps something you're _really_ passionate about. *Thank* *You* for another great video by the way.

    • @FinaleCadence
      @FinaleCadence 7 років тому +5

      Stephen O'Brien I couldn't of said this better!

    • @tracyblanchard7663
      @tracyblanchard7663 7 років тому +5

      Stephen O'Brien The problem with that is how sponsorships work. The sponsor contacts the medium, not the other way around. This means that ProJared can't just say "Hey, Squeenix, can you pay me to do a Chrono Trigger ad for you? Yeah? Cool!" That's just not how that works. When selecting an advertisement, you can only get paid for what companies have offered you to advertise. With ProJared's more minor popularity on UA-cam, I have a feeling this was one of the only sponsors available.

    • @Kalgert
      @Kalgert 7 років тому +3

      If such is the case, then that really would be tragic, because it practically just made me lose respect for him that he'd practically advertise something that he probably doesn't enjoy that much.

    • @tartrazine5
      @tartrazine5 7 років тому

      At least he wasn't promoting something outright evil like Candid.

    • @Kalgert
      @Kalgert 7 років тому

      tartrazine5 Could you please elaborate on that?

  • @ryancurtis5425
    @ryancurtis5425 Рік тому +4

    New Alone in the Dark, baby!!

    • @memeguy2488
      @memeguy2488 Рік тому +2

      And its a remake/reimagining of this game which is happy to hear after the release of "that game from 2008"

  • @babythorgaming2166
    @babythorgaming2166 7 років тому +1

    You are a savior with your skip ad annotation! I understand that you need to make money so sponsorships and ads are necessary, but while binge-ing your videos, its nice to get straight to the action. Really appreciate everything you do, keep it up! :D

  • @gratuitouslurking8610
    @gratuitouslurking8610 7 років тому +5

    "I'm the F@#king universe!"
    "NOT THAT ONE!"

  • @kylelangdon6724
    @kylelangdon6724 7 років тому +16

    He didn't give it a rating.

  • @Ruronini
    @Ruronini 4 роки тому +4

    Such gentleman having to awkwardly jump platforms wearing elegant clothes and bow tie to fight the gatekeeper of hell... I miss the 90's

  • @Nijwol707true
    @Nijwol707true 7 років тому +190

    This comment section is full of 9-year-old kids calling Jared a sellout

    • @minisvamp
      @minisvamp 7 років тому +19

      some say he needs to eat..
      then in the same comment proceed to say how he shouldn't put in ads like that..

    • @mysterio1967
      @mysterio1967 6 років тому +5

      TakelWolf yeah I don't like to see ads but it keeps him alive

    • @WillToNihilsm
      @WillToNihilsm 6 років тому +4

      He told his fans to play a game that siphons money from you and the entire game is literally tapping the screen. His fans should be able to trust what he says

    • @brandonm2286
      @brandonm2286 5 років тому +7

      Now it’s full of drama-fueled teenagers calling Jared a clown

    • @millerbrown3051
      @millerbrown3051 5 років тому +6

      @@brandonm2286 We arent wrong 😂

  • @kefkapalazzo1092
    @kefkapalazzo1092 7 років тому +50

    when are you going to review ff6?

    • @danrg26
      @danrg26 7 років тому +10

      legend of the dragoon

    • @Nocturnal_Neko
      @Nocturnal_Neko 7 років тому +1

      Kefka Palazzo can earthbound be next

    • @kefkapalazzo1092
      @kefkapalazzo1092 7 років тому

      ***** after 6 yes XD.

    • @soufpokemario
      @soufpokemario 7 років тому

      We need more final fantasy videos!

    • @Nocturnal_Neko
      @Nocturnal_Neko 7 років тому

      Buttobi fine 6 and 9 maybe 12 at best but their are people who ripped 10,7,8 apart but earthbound is the list or mother 3

  • @MaXF25
    @MaXF25 7 років тому +10

    That adevertisement didn't need to be that long.

    • @blazingwaters7469
      @blazingwaters7469 7 років тому

      It was a minute long....

    • @esoopthederp7672
      @esoopthederp7672 7 років тому

      your right the companie should have showered him with money for saying "wow guys these guys are paying me to tell you to play this game gottagobye!"

  • @Lilhawke
    @Lilhawke 7 років тому +2

    Hey Jared, since you've left screw attack, I'm happy to see you've found your own jam. Cheers man, keep up the great work!

  • @CoasterMagicX2
    @CoasterMagicX2 6 років тому +16

    That's why my final rating is a Twilight Zone/10

  • @xMaugrex
    @xMaugrex 7 років тому +18

    *Shows you don't need to even be looking at the screen to succeed in Best Fiends*
    Looks like a fun game.

  • @ThePickleBehindTheSlaughter
    @ThePickleBehindTheSlaughter 7 років тому +22

    6:48
    I see this game also inspired ride to hell

    • @ScreamDemon462
      @ScreamDemon462 3 роки тому

      It took me a few minutes to understand this

  • @Derceto00
    @Derceto00 7 років тому +1

    Nice throwback to a true classic. This game is in my tops of all time.

  • @aaronbozack830
    @aaronbozack830 4 роки тому

    I'm loving the comment section right now pretty much nothing but love and support let's get our boy back to over a million subs!

  • @TuxedoCruise
    @TuxedoCruise 7 років тому +120

    No video game title has more accurately described my love life.

    • @loganreads90
      @loganreads90 5 років тому +1

      Riki LivingRoom I have cable.

    • @rabbitjack1881
      @rabbitjack1881 5 років тому +1

      I know this is from a year ago...bbbbuuuutttt awwwwww

    • @ThierryRocksTV
      @ThierryRocksTV 5 років тому +4

      And Jared's...

    • @CybernikTheHedgehog
      @CybernikTheHedgehog 4 роки тому +2

      @@ThierryRocksTV You sure?

    • @StupidNSimplesns
      @StupidNSimplesns 4 роки тому

      @@CybernikTheHedgehog bruh you commented the same thing making fun of jared 🤔

  • @BTSmith-lp5pe
    @BTSmith-lp5pe 7 років тому +19

    SO... Jared you spent too much money via playing and to pay your debt you're pushing the mobile game?

  • @pjlurker420
    @pjlurker420 4 роки тому +1

    Dude this game scared the s**t out of my little sister and I all the way back in 92-93. So scary. I remember having a blast playing this game.

  • @WillieManga
    @WillieManga Рік тому +2

    6:46 Fear not the man who tries a thousand different kicks, but kicks the same a thousand times.

  • @BANJOKUZOOIE
    @BANJOKUZOOIE 4 роки тому +4

    Love your videos! Hope to see more!

  • @pretzels3273
    @pretzels3273 7 років тому +6

    He didn't do the "random object" out of 10 thing like he usually does :(

  • @jjenk911
    @jjenk911 6 років тому +1

    Considering that this game is 26 years old, these computer graphics were pretty advanced. The pre-rendered backgrounds still look pretty good.

  • @geremysorlinigiguere9535
    @geremysorlinigiguere9535 6 років тому +1

    With Adpocalypse I can understand the ad in the vid. Plus it won't kill you to skip it manually if you absolutely must.
    If youtube won't give us ads then we can just make our own.

  • @koolkizarka5166
    @koolkizarka5166 7 років тому +14

    Hello darkness by old fiend...

    • @damienvandepol
      @damienvandepol 7 років тому +10

      Kool Kizarka I've come to talk about free mobile games again

    • @HD_Dabnado
      @HD_Dabnado 7 років тому

      i've come to bring upon you light... BECAUSE I'M THE FUCKING LIGHTBRINGER!!!

    • @sergeantjoe
      @sergeantjoe 7 років тому

      Mega Punch I AM THE F**KING UNIVERSE!!!!!

    • @NebLleb
      @NebLleb 7 років тому

      "i've come to bring upon you light... BECAUSE I'M THE FUCKING LIGHTBRINGER!!!"
      OH, GOD NO! NOT THAT ALONE IN THE DARK! At least THAT ONE wasn't Illumination... or the Uwe Boll shitfest for that matter.

  • @sadlad5258
    @sadlad5258 6 років тому +3

    1:30 After seeing Jared's Doki Doki Literature Club gameplay, I can safely say that game is on that list now.

  • @prismglider5922
    @prismglider5922 6 років тому +1

    Bless you jared, putting in your own skip ad button

  • @calmsh0t
    @calmsh0t 5 років тому

    I love how the faces are made out of a handful of tris. GREAT!

  • @Serasia
    @Serasia 7 років тому +8

    Hey, Jared, play the other other sequel! It's called "Alone With a Dork".

  • @theshadowdirector
    @theshadowdirector 7 років тому +13

    So the thing that spits fire... is weak to fire?

    • @HvnWasHere
      @HvnWasHere 7 років тому

      LOGIC

    • @itzzToon
      @itzzToon 7 років тому +2

      Louis Thrift it's a literal trope of "fighting fire with fire".

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 7 років тому

      Louis Thrift Well, yeah, once you put the talisman down to nullify its magic.

    • @jerrymcghoulberry355
      @jerrymcghoulberry355 7 років тому +3

      I don't have your logic AND FUCK YOU ANYWAYS!

  • @kawecknius1499
    @kawecknius1499 5 років тому

    thanks for the ad it introduced me to one of my favorite games of all time now

  • @sgtfeign2121
    @sgtfeign2121 3 роки тому +1

    8:07 Literally got out of my seat to check if my phone was ringing. That’s my ringtone.

  • @nexonbomber3129
    @nexonbomber3129 7 років тому +6

    Jared, you didn't even RATE IT.

  • @zachattack8471
    @zachattack8471 7 років тому +44

    I'm supposed to be playing Best Fiends Forever but this one player keeps kicking my ass...

  • @philosaplease4867
    @philosaplease4867 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks for the nostalgia. I remember being quite scared as a 9 year old.

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 5 років тому +2

    This game is honestly so Classic