Solas Hates Dorian For Trying to Steal Inquisitor Lavellan

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  • @KateeAngel
    @KateeAngel 4 роки тому +366

    "what does she see in him?"
    It's called hair, Solas. H-A-I-R

    • @cowgod1945
      @cowgod1945 4 роки тому +52

      And a mustache blessed by Freddie Mercury

  • @al_fletcher
    @al_fletcher 5 років тому +612

    His gaydar’s been off for like a thousand years, give him a break.

  • @kellycowley3535
    @kellycowley3535 6 років тому +596

    *Inquisitor walks off*
    *Dorian then smiles and waves to Solas*

  • @karolineboegh500
    @karolineboegh500 6 років тому +403

    I laughed so hard at the ''master of all eggs'' part. This is genius.

    • @ExaltedMarch
      @ExaltedMarch  6 років тому +34

      That is such a fandom term, I threw it in thinking "maybe this is too much, no one except hardcore Solas fans will get it" and then I remembered most of this is best enjoyed by hardcore Solas fans.

  • @Reign_PaladinofVengeance
    @Reign_PaladinofVengeance 6 років тому +177

    Solas Greatly Disapproves

  • @loonlune
    @loonlune 6 років тому +161

    "IM NOT GETTING CUCKED ON MY OWN SNOW PATCH" bless u I feel this

  • @AwesomeJellyBean
    @AwesomeJellyBean 5 років тому +200

    Solas...Sol, hunny, you
    You realize
    You realize he’s gay, right sweetie?

    • @HinataElyonToph
      @HinataElyonToph 3 роки тому +18

      His gaydar hasn’t been used in like 1000 years XD

  • @leedraconis5793
    @leedraconis5793 6 років тому +393

    *VARRIC HOW DO I GET GOOD WITH WOMEN*

  • @maymessmer3944
    @maymessmer3944 7 років тому +465

    *evil glare*
    *evil wolfy glare*
    *evil elven wolfy glare*
    😂 had me weak af

    • @Tina99999
      @Tina99999 5 років тому +5

      +evil elven wolfy egg glare XD

    • @SailorM15
      @SailorM15 3 роки тому

      same XD

  • @laurafishet1894
    @laurafishet1894 5 років тому +157

    Lost it at 'you Tevinter fruitcake' and never recovered.

  • @bunny17551
    @bunny17551 6 років тому +154

    Solas: what does she even SEE in him?!
    Me at the end of the video: maybe it's that mustacheless face

    • @sianofrivia9233
      @sianofrivia9233 5 років тому +7

      I KNEW there was something different!

    • @kinleyyoung9482
      @kinleyyoung9482 4 роки тому +21

      I hate it. He just looks weird without the evil tevinter stache

    • @iang8032
      @iang8032 3 роки тому +3

      Huh, what was it Solas? Was distracted by that pretty, exposed shoulder in the middle of the screen :3

    • @bunny17551
      @bunny17551 3 роки тому +1

      @@iang8032 PFFTT best comment yet 😂

    • @iang8032
      @iang8032 3 роки тому +4

      Oh god I just now saw the end of video. Who did this to the poor boy? D:
      I feel like a baby seeing their dad without a beard for the first time XDDD

  • @TLawton911
    @TLawton911 7 років тому +489

    Your Levallan looks like an 80s rock star. 11/10.

    • @ExaltedMarch
      @ExaltedMarch  7 років тому +54

      This is now one of my favorite comments on the channel ever. 11/10

    • @pennychristopoulos4944
      @pennychristopoulos4944 6 років тому +6

      Yep. So Freddy Mercury isn't he? I love it. I would have picked him just because he would never bore me but alas, not the right gender. Which means though we can always be friends and I won't have to knock him off if he starts to drive me crazy.

  • @chloeytatum8913
    @chloeytatum8913 7 років тому +118

    Oh sweet goodness, those subtitles, I about died laughing! Thank you for noticing and making this comedic jewel!!! Perfect!

  • @ScarletDeath666
    @ScarletDeath666 5 місяців тому +5

    Solas worried about Dorian when he should be more worried about Cullen

  • @screeching_crow4674
    @screeching_crow4674 6 років тому +74

    I'm offended that UA-cam has kept such good content away from me. This video has me weak and dying at legit 2:00 AM and waking up the entire street lmao

  • @britters220
    @britters220 7 років тому +120

    omfg, it totally looks like hes listening in at the beginning... hmm

  • @galilea723
    @galilea723 7 років тому +226

    This was actually quite funny. Good work.

    • @ExaltedMarch
      @ExaltedMarch  7 років тому +5

      Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it. It probably won't be the main thing I do, but there should be more comedy coming from the channel in the future.

  • @destructiveraider
    @destructiveraider 3 роки тому +11

    "Great, now he's talking about breeding." I'm dying

  • @sinoverlord1787
    @sinoverlord1787 7 років тому +86

    SPOILERS
    This explains why Solas turned down the inquisitor

    • @darksideweirdo1896
      @darksideweirdo1896 3 роки тому +5

      "You like Dorian, I cant be with someone whose heart belongs to another."
      *"HES GAY"*

  • @ExaltedMarch
    @ExaltedMarch  7 років тому +73

    Just want to say thanks for everyone who's watched and left comments. Always get a kick out of seeing people enjoy the comedic content.

  • @fangchick93
    @fangchick93 2 роки тому +2

    I love Dorian's voice, it has a Vincent Price quality I just adore

  • @ZenaidaZeal
    @ZenaidaZeal 3 роки тому +8

    2:59 - The way he has his hands on his hips and looks like he's giving the side eye fits so well.

  • @PacificViceroy
    @PacificViceroy 6 років тому +34

    Tevinter fruitcake is so accurate

  • @Warlady21
    @Warlady21 4 роки тому +9

    I hate that this is 3 years old, and I just found this. This is hilarious!

  • @indridcold7766
    @indridcold7766 6 років тому +35

    whERE IS DORIAN’S MUSTACHE??? his beautiful hair...

  • @MaryDunford
    @MaryDunford Рік тому +1

    That Solas subtext was *priceless*. It totally worked. (Kudos) Tbh, I could see him jealous of Dorian. Immortal or no. 😂

  • @eugeney8903
    @eugeney8903 6 років тому +12

    I thought Solas was the one disapproves for a moment

  • @marisny
    @marisny 7 років тому +68

    This was priceless :D

  • @theallknowingoz1148
    @theallknowingoz1148 7 років тому +25

    I couldn't stop laughing...this was freakin awesome!

  • @moony3003
    @moony3003 7 років тому +15

    This was so funny. I laughed throughout the whole video. I hope you make more :)

  • @Debbie2458
    @Debbie2458 6 років тому +3

    Thank you for making my morning with this one. Good thing I had the good sense to put my coffee cup down.

  • @jessieparks7751
    @jessieparks7751 5 років тому +6

    I have to admit that I laughed through most of this video. I love Solice and the inquisitor as a couple so seeing Solice act jealous because of a conversation was priceless. I rolled when Solice asked Varric how to get good with women and Varric replied "Ask Cassandra" I couldn't breathe from laughing so hard.

  • @EIPHNH22
    @EIPHNH22 3 роки тому +1

    OMG, this is so precious, finished my first Solas romance a couple of days ago, there's sadness everywhere, and because of this video I laughed my a$$ out, thank you :D

  • @MoonsongReverb
    @MoonsongReverb 8 місяців тому +1

    Just shame, Solas does last and leaves you anyway

  • @autumn2917
    @autumn2917 7 років тому +23

    oooooooooooh he's mr. stealyogirl

  • @risingaphrodite
    @risingaphrodite 3 роки тому

    I've been following your channel/Split the Veil for a while AND I have watched this video many times since it came out but I still was only today years old when I discovered you actually made this video! Jeez, I have been in the dark for too long. Awesome stuff :D

  • @isbammoi3358
    @isbammoi3358 6 років тому +17

    Thank you.
    Just.
    Wow
    Damn
    *Thank you*

  • @Calekoflight
    @Calekoflight 3 роки тому +1

    This is good stuff but I also really enjoy how they nerd out over all their magic styles in banter.

  • @shoyohinata3462
    @shoyohinata3462 3 роки тому +1

    That plot twist when the camera angle changed and we see Dorian's face AND MAKER'S BREATH WHERE'S HIS MUSTACHE?!

    • @Linkforlife199
      @Linkforlife199 3 роки тому +1

      Solas got jealous and shaved it off to give himself a better shot with Lavellen.

  • @HuntressBA
    @HuntressBA 7 років тому +16

    OMG!! HAHA!! I was laughing so hard I was crying!! Just Priceless! So funny!

  • @mysticalgalaxies8573
    @mysticalgalaxies8573 7 років тому +6

    I couldn't stop laughing!! Probably because THIS IS AMAZING!!!!

  • @sand1et
    @sand1et 4 роки тому

    This is brilliant. I was laughing out loud at Solas... just brilliant!! We need more, please :D

  • @najwasabilayusuf1611
    @najwasabilayusuf1611 5 років тому +2

    Has Solas even SPOKEN to Dorian, if he did he wouldn't be jealous

  • @jgapplez4744
    @jgapplez4744 5 років тому +1

    “You’re laden with dick bro” I began laughing hysterically and my entire dorm can hear me 😂

  • @SpicyMartina
    @SpicyMartina 4 роки тому

    This was bloody brilliant. Laughing so hard I'm crying. Great job!

  • @schleepy6362
    @schleepy6362 5 років тому +1

    My party through most of the playthrough where I romanced Solas was Dorian, Cassandra, and the egg boy himself. Dorian ended up being my inquisitor's best friend. This for sure had to happen at some point behind the scenes X'D

  • @lizd2943
    @lizd2943 3 роки тому

    "Tevinter is where Thedas truly began"
    Solas "..."

  • @deadmong00s59
    @deadmong00s59 7 років тому +32

    lulz.. TEACH ME HOW TO BE GOOD WITH LADIEZ!!

  • @monica_ex_d7043
    @monica_ex_d7043 6 років тому +3

    This made my day! Bravo!!

  • @KizumiHaruka
    @KizumiHaruka 3 роки тому

    Fuck, now I wanna go back and replay that scene with that angle and imagine that going on with my own Lavellan. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mayaamis
    @mayaamis 4 роки тому

    this scene is hilarious from this perspective hahahaha. gold!!!

  • @robindoc
    @robindoc 4 роки тому +2

    I've been doing quite bad for the past few days but this really made me laugh! 😄

    • @ExaltedMarch
      @ExaltedMarch  4 роки тому

      Robin I’m glad it could provide a momentary respite and I hope you feel better.

  • @TheRoguePrince0
    @TheRoguePrince0 4 роки тому

    Solas: you will not take her from me

  • @fructosecornsyrup5759
    @fructosecornsyrup5759 5 років тому +6

    I see you drivin round Haven with the girl I love *a n d I ' m l i k e*

  • @OroborusFMA
    @OroborusFMA 7 років тому +18

    Isn't Dorian gay? What's to "steal" here?

    • @intheraeyne
      @intheraeyne 6 років тому +23

      He kind of plays around with a fem inquisitor up until Skyhold. When she's getting more serious he's like "no im gay" after encouraging her flirting initially, lol.

    • @FadedforFreedom
      @FadedforFreedom 6 років тому +18

      @@intheraeyne and we love him all the more for it. flirting with your best friend while you get him to hook up with a Qunari? FUCK YEAH.

  • @rhonadryad3661
    @rhonadryad3661 4 роки тому +1

    Laughed my way through all of it 🤣🤣

  • @frankannestein
    @frankannestein 7 років тому +6

    Ha, that was great! ^_^ Super funny.

  • @oreodawnz3440
    @oreodawnz3440 3 роки тому

    VARRIC HOW DO I GET GOOD WITH WOMEN?? IM WHEEZING

  • @Lonely_Moth
    @Lonely_Moth 4 роки тому +2

    1:47 that expression actually looks like Varric's, lol

  • @wepepe7603
    @wepepe7603 4 роки тому

    Thank you for this video I laugh so much!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @onlyoddity
    @onlyoddity 4 роки тому +1

    HA TEVINTER FRUITCAKE

  • @austinzion4903
    @austinzion4903 6 років тому +10

    Sola's luck out with Dorian. What if Dorian made an execution for Levallan 😏

    • @SolarFlareSerana
      @SolarFlareSerana 5 років тому +9

      You mean exception? Execution means death, you know that right?

    • @noitsbecky1278
      @noitsbecky1278 4 роки тому +4

      that’s not how being gay works

  • @xwolfminionx
    @xwolfminionx 7 років тому +3

    I loved it could you pretty please do more

  • @suebamusprime7781
    @suebamusprime7781 4 роки тому

    Omg every time Im in a bad mood I watch this it's the greatest thing ever
    My snow patch 🤣

  • @M1nkss
    @M1nkss 4 роки тому

    This was ferking hilarious!

  • @FlukasMcDoogle
    @FlukasMcDoogle 3 роки тому

    I had forgotten how great this video was. Does Ghil know about this masterpiece?

  • @amelialavellan8689
    @amelialavellan8689 6 років тому +2

    This is gold 😂

  • @JMcCarthyworld
    @JMcCarthyworld 4 роки тому

    omfg i love this. everything about it

  • @AlukardTheDeathknight
    @AlukardTheDeathknight 4 роки тому

    Dragon Age 4 we should be able to choose our mage to be either Fereldan, Orlais or Tevinter

  • @katt1933
    @katt1933 4 роки тому

    Oh.my.god 😂 I laughed so fucking hard I woke up my sister 👌

  • @erictheblackdragon
    @erictheblackdragon 3 роки тому

    Savagery at it's finest😭😂🤣

  • @suebamusprime7781
    @suebamusprime7781 4 роки тому

    This is brilliant 😂

  • @asarishepard8171
    @asarishepard8171 3 роки тому

    solas is jelly and its showing :P

  • @schleepy6362
    @schleepy6362 5 років тому

    Also OH GOD what'd you do with his mustache!?

  • @juliag.4168
    @juliag.4168 5 років тому +1

    fuck this is the best

  • @avelylancaster6256
    @avelylancaster6256 3 роки тому

    Eew what happened to Dorian?

  • @asarishepard8171
    @asarishepard8171 3 роки тому

    YEAH SEND HIM BACK! lol

  • @bennet3240
    @bennet3240 5 років тому +1

    AAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE THIS!!! 😂😂😂

  • @shawndarichards3721
    @shawndarichards3721 7 років тому +1

    OMG! this is priceless! 😂😂😂

  • @kinura
    @kinura 5 років тому

    А где усы Дориана? Они Идеальны!

  • @kensy8645
    @kensy8645 4 роки тому

    YOU TEVINTER FRUITCAKE

  • @pennychristopoulos4944
    @pennychristopoulos4944 6 років тому

    Love your own commentary. Too funny....! Yeah, Trevinter is in deep trouble right now..whoo,hoo! Get that Bioware. Luxury! That is Trevinter. Selective breeding. ...apparently not watching too much Asian TV it seems....oh, no, oh, no! Not at all.

  • @DeafCope
    @DeafCope 2 роки тому

    this is hilariuos xD

  • @GreenGlo1991
    @GreenGlo1991 20 днів тому

    I’m dying😂

  • @Carmen-hx3ew
    @Carmen-hx3ew 7 років тому +1

    That was hilarious. xD

  • @deadmong00s59
    @deadmong00s59 7 років тому +9

    pffft

  • @Mystra
    @Mystra 3 роки тому

    And I hate Solas :P

  • @grimoirnoir7213
    @grimoirnoir7213 4 роки тому

    Fruitcake 😂😂😂🙌🏻

  • @starguardian5032
    @starguardian5032 6 років тому +1

    Im dead

  • @Ms.SpookyLavellan
    @Ms.SpookyLavellan 6 років тому +1

    I'm dead 😂🤣

  • @VigorMortis413
    @VigorMortis413 7 років тому

    WHAT MODS

    • @ExaltedMarch
      @ExaltedMarch  6 років тому

      Hi there, I'll hopefully be doing a run down of my mods in a later video. But if you're asking specifically for Dorian it's these:
      www.nexusmods.com/dragonageinquisition/mods/1026/
      www.nexusmods.com/dragonageinquisition/mods/199/
      www.nexusmods.com/dragonageinquisition/mods/677/
      Thanks for watching!

  • @Janic99
    @Janic99 7 років тому +1

    hahahaha Love this

  • @lysetteanjou9528
    @lysetteanjou9528 7 років тому +1

    Ha! Good one

  • @PanteganaCattiva
    @PanteganaCattiva 5 років тому

    #lmao ...
    *you win*

  • @danz139
    @danz139 7 років тому +3

    Hilarious!

  • @EtherealDivinity
    @EtherealDivinity 5 років тому

    I'm dead XD

  • @shayleburnham5150
    @shayleburnham5150 5 років тому

    lol very funny!

  • @tinaswafford1985
    @tinaswafford1985 6 років тому +1

    lol

  • @ClanToreador
    @ClanToreador 6 років тому +1

    😂😂😂❤️

  • @aidenaidenen7728
    @aidenaidenen7728 6 років тому +1

    Lol