Dueling Useless Machines!!! (AKA Political Machines)
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- Опубліковано 18 січ 2010
- Two Useless Machines battle it out to the FINISH!
Inside a Useless Machine: goo.gl/yvsbZp
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Brown wins with an innovative use of the rod, white is calling for a review of the play to see if it falls withing the official rules.
White is also claiming that Brown used performance enhancing drugs and demands a steroid test!
MTCaptain
Brown refutes he has anything to do with steroids and calls a lawyer to end the debate.
I think they're supposed to be red and blue...
After beating the stick too much brown let white thingy inside whites mouth 🙃🙃
White was dumbfounded and stared in amazement until he was called off the field
Only uses:
1. Views
2. Drain Batteries
3. Represent Political Debates
4. Feed curiosity
hehe politics bad
@@puppet1show626 5. Metronome
@@getgle hehe that's mad funny bro
@@Boldience 6. Communism
I like how white at the end is just like: *you did not.*
Brown really showed white!
665 likes i cant sorry
666 :o
@@judyyu5704 *”Very Poor Choice Of Words.”*
@@judyyu5704 usually that's the other way around.
I love how we give personalities to literally a switch flipper machine
"literally"
The human capability to not have empathy for their brother, to kill each other for sport, lust, or greed. Yet to have more empathy for a mechanical box.
"Dueling Useless Machines!!!!"
*oh, so me and my sister huh*
Cooked
Ooh self burn, those are rare!
@@amosp9411 i ek aw
Martyrdom drop a live grenade when killed
This battle makes the avengers endgame final battle look like fighting cats
Iron man: "I'm, Iron Man"
Brown box: "I'm, Useful"
The battle cat
Tbh fighting cats are pretty dangerous and spectacular too
Ohh, i made your commen 888 lieks. The satisfying moment
Honestly a cat fight is actually pretty brutal. Watch here (skip 10-40 secs):
ua-cam.com/video/Q6Iqev-E150/v-deo.html
the feel when i watched this
"No U"
"No U"
NChet Poi
Flashback to that one Uno game where they keep playing Reverse and Skip for 8 turn straight.
“CAN I PLAY ALREADY?!”
@@Zack_Zander F
No U
R/beatmetoit
Internet comments in a nutshell
"Take it"
"No, you take it"
"You take it!!"
"No, you!"
"No, YOU"
"YOU!"
"YOU!!"
"YOU."
no u
No u
no u
UUUUUUuuuuuu!!!!!
Uno reverse
"Look at that beautiful finish. Brown coming around with a clean victory. And what a gameplan I got to say"
"You're right Tom, absolutely stunning victory by Brown."
Sorry; I thought you were referring to the finish of the wood as opposed to the painted surface. It is a beautiful cabinet for the useless machine.
Moral lesson: Stop hating each other. Just remove the problem.
That's a good way to see it.
That's... actually a good take away from this
Now, do you remove it, or erase it?
Cal At Work you obliterate it
But if you remove the problem, how will the useless machines justify asking for more taxpayer batteries to keep fighting over the problem?
fail, it created a metronome which is useful. useless+useless = useful apparently
Actually, it's uselessXuseless=useful ;-)
trust an engineer to correct your algebra constraints
Even worse, I'm a FRIVOLOUS Engineer!
It's not really a metronome if it doesn't keep a steady pace.
Two negatives equals a positive
The fact that he mentioned "for million views"
Time Traveller
And the fact that it worked
This is what it's like having siblings
Facts
wheres the lie
i was expecting them to exponentially speed up and form a black hole
Callum Fettes then this video would not exist and we would be dead!
Actually, there would be so little mass to support the balck hole that it would be microscopic and evaporate almosy instantly
OMG same
NLK 003 it’d be fun tho
@@nwc2392 r/facepalm
0:28 how to make real life repeating redstone.
Edit: *S H E E S H thats a lotta likes*
@Layne Stephen lol
Time make an inf tnt cannon in rl now :)
@@thespriteman5155 well nobodys gonna give you tnt..
@@moontaqa949 all I need is gun powder and sand.
@@thespriteman5155 well how r u gonna craft irl?
It was like
Machine 1 : I am useless
Machine 2 : No, I am more useless
Ah, the presidential debates in action.
Ok, this was the best comment
is your pfp the small dipper?
@@Killbayne Yes it is! Thank you for noticing it. I made it on my mirror using glow in the dark tape years ago. I charged them up with a strong flashlight, and took the photo in the dark. Have a nice day!
Edit: It is the Big Dipper.
@@ZXL000
That's awesome dude!
@@Killbayne Thank you! GOD bless you!
This is literally every "No U" that has ever existed summarized into a digestive package for young watchers to understand.
I agree, it usually ends in assault
accurate
viewers
_PLZ Buy warm and sweet pumpkin soup_
Wise
I predict that it will appear again in our recommendations in 5years
I see an interesting vid in my feed, i click on it, i watch it and enjoy it, i go to the comments and find comments that i have already liked, I don't remember seeing this video before, i thank my poor memory for letting me experience this masterpiece two times like it was my first time.
top 10 anime battles
Alex Marczuk yea
Basically jotaro vs dio
333th like
This Skrub 0:39 the one on the right used 「ＴＨＥ ＷＯＲＬＤ」to move away that piece of wood
This Skrub but slower
The presidential debates in a nutshell.
This is the second most accurate description I have seen so far.
@@americankid7782 what is the first most accurate description you have seen so far?
@@nicholasjohnson3542 “We got 2 shaky old men arguing about who gets to be president during a pandemic so nothing phases me anymore” - some UA-cam guy
Totally not a Rick Roll: ua-cam.com/video/Q-Exi_AgbyM/v-deo.html
@@americankid7782 ah yes. I remember that same guy saying that
“You could set a state on fire and we wont be talking about it by next week”
I was sensing the frustration from the brown box growing. The end result was not surprising.
When they achieve sentience the fact that they have been pitted against each other for views will be the reason the machines destroy humanity.
They actually got over the issue, unlike humans.
Good point
If only. Looks more like one was forced to concede. The white box was trying to push back, but the stick was jammed in it
@@giantboop5189 At which point they stopped moving, so I feel at least one of them had to have conceded. The way I see this.
And stop they did. Reminds me of a parent and their kids. The stick is like the parent that got tired of the kids argument and put a cabash on things
Facts
POV: my last two brain cells argue whether the answer is A or B option on an open answers test.
POV: the correct answer was C
@@NoahSBD nah it was d. None of the above
@@mairaangela1370 damn, how many god damn answers are there, u sure it wasnt e?
It was x
@@snailpale4197 aaaand you ruined it.
Left Machine : Your fists are as strong as mosquitoes'
Right Machine : Omae wa Mou Shindeiru
Right: You're allergic to mosquito bites.
Left: NANI?!
Amazing how yt recommended the best useless machine video after 11 years
"AKA Political Machines"
Damn, he didn't hold back
Why are you rude?
Владица Алексић he wasn’t being rude
Владица Алексић what are you talking about
Mate, I am joking. > @@pbjace9857
Владица Алексић oh my bas
And they said a perpetual motion machine was impossible. The fools.
They use battery.
zero ero no they use perpetual motion dumbass
0:39
zero ero what do you mean it’s perpetual motion
We can reverse entropy with this
The use of useless machines: accurately showing what it’s like when someone tries getting you out of bed
cant even belive youtube is still recommending this after 14 years
Poop Sock
Now it's 7 million XD
true true
And he only has 17,000 subscribers.
this is not me it's youtube
Indeed))
*dueling useless machines*
UA-cam: *hey you, aren't you useless too? watch this video!*
Lol😂
Why must you hurt me in this way?
Lol 😂, this was epic ..!!
underrated af.
@@Dishanchan han seojun
UA-cam finally recommends this to us after 11 years
UA-cam: lets recommend it after 11 years
Found it after watching some useless machine vids
well there goes 1 minute of my life
You're welcome!
when a reply gets more likes than the comment
But it's a tie so far. (original comment AND reply has 89 likes each)
5 minites for me plus FUCKING SLOW WIFI!!!!
well spent imo
The boxes were like: "Hey, let's throw this stick off our switches."
"Good idea!"
The white box: I caught you stick, prepare die.
Brown box: na man don't kill him.
White box: you see what brown did?he saved your life. You owe him BIG. NOW GET OUTTA HERE.
Brown box: that was good of you man, he was just a twig maybe now he will grow into a stick that is actually halfway decent.
ah collusion
D.U.M being the acronym for this makes this video infinitely better
UA-cam recommended me this video after 11 years 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Humans: machines will destroy us all
Machine: hehe switch go blt
Switch go tick
Brrrrrrrr*
Bacon lettuce tomato?
There's a flaw in this design because it can be used as a metronome.
Randomize the response times to make it extra useless.
my thoughts :D
+Alexander Mustermann Dang, you guys are hard to please ;-)
+Guy Smith
But if it were to be pseudo-random, there would be some pattern to it, and you could use it to make interesting drum patterns!
Dammit, is it that hard to be useless?
Maybe make it slow enough to be practicaly useless as a metronome
Top 10 most powerful fights that can destroy planets
We need a 10 hour video of this immediately!
10hour ver pls
coffeeformysanity here's an 11 minute version ua-cam.com/video/vj5kLizZHUo/v-deo.html
Instead of a 10 hour version I think I should do a live stream. What do you guys think?
holy crap xD
Frivolous Engineering yes do it
no put it on a live stream and NEVER end it.
OK!
“Inside each of us are two useless machines...”
Which one wins?
Doctor: I'm amazed how you are still alive with these 2 things inside you
@@user-rh7nd5xv7y the one that you switch
One is named toby,the other is named toby
Both machines are named toby
one is useless, the other is useless.
*You are useless*
The fact the winning machine gets stuck at the end is so fitting
You know when a video is considered a masterpiece after getting recommended for years
they duel, for all of eternity. each box knowing they will only achieve victory when the other meets its unavoidable, inevitable, demise. for a moment, pure hapiness is achieved, only to be replaced with the realization. the winner will sit, unmoving. consumed by greed, it withers away until nothing remains of the two boxes, and there is no evidence of any duel, any winners, or any existence whatsoever.
Cute.
@TheThoughtPalace haven't we all?
ok
Whoa.
Dude... It's just a box
“What you want for dinner?”
*U pick*
*No u pick-*
No, u pick
No u pick-
No, u pick
No, u pick
Somehow ends in a chair getting thrown across the room
When the two useless machines fought,I liked the track.
11 years and in my recommendation
When the two smartest kids in class get different answers:
Me, who got different from both: *nervous sweating*
Teacher telling that mine was the right one: yeah, it's big brain time
@@creativename773 Laughs in overused joke
@Risyad XMI Thanks so much but I wasn't trying to be funny .-.
@@creativename773 you're the only funny reply to this comment btw
@@kitty_forest166 you're the only useless reply to this comment btw
"Necessity is the mother of all invention"...
He be like: what is necessity? 🙄
The necessity here is getting rid of boredom
laziness is the mother of all invention
Time pass bro time pass 😂
He wanted reach and views.
The necessity is reaching the same number of views in millions as its decade long presence in UA-cam...
Why most old videos entertain me most, i mean this is great masterpiece
Shall have explored some old yt vids
This is literally the most exciting thing I've seen today.
People: Robots will take over the world!!
Robots:
@@Cause56 your a Alien That’s why
Yeah, robots with AI. Dumbass idiot
i think black people and white people should respect each other in the society
@@dimactavicus that's basically racist.
@@charlescalvin9503 but why? white people and black people should have equal rights as they both are human
Friend: What's your favorite sport?
Me: _It's complicated_
You can really see the power and anger in slow motion. Fascinating!!!
Memories broken, the truth goes unspoken, I've even forgotten my naaaame
Looks like girs fighting for me:
"He's yours!"
"No, he's yours!"
"HELL no, he's yours"
;-;
That's odd cause whenever girls talk to me they're like "my dad told me not to talk to strangers" and " Please stop I'm only 12". Does anyone else get this response?
Lmao
@@gaelsdaddy2341Lmao x2
@@gaelsdaddy2341 lol. Im 13 but nah, i dont lol
@@neon-io6rw 13 is good enough get in the van
Eventually, they stopped thinking.
I think you like these machines because them are MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!
Hey dad
@@smolmonke1716: oh hi Giorno Giovanna, I have a question for ya. Since you finally realized your dream you have another one?
DIO, we meet again...
@@smolmonke1716 Oh hi my Son, how are things going?
Imagine when archeologists find one of these machines in a couple of thousand years and waste their time trying to figure out what these were used for.
The answer is always "ritual".
Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!
"Stop it!"
"But you started it!"
"NO YOU DID!"
"NO! YOU DID!"
Ah, look at it.
The uno players in their natural habitat
And now watch them when they repeatedly say "no u"
A classic noise they make
1.4k
F a s c i n a t i n g
no u
@@InuTaisho147 no u
@@siddharth2796 no u
@@aminfadli6679 no u
@@reas0 no u
this is like a Redstone clock in Minecraft.
Clock is useful
Or when you connect a redstone torch to itself so it shuts itself down
Ahh I see you are a man of culture
Oh god a 9-year old
@@chrisodgers9616 try 31 bud
One of the best videos that i ever seen
Such a fine sport, the grace of the two opponents! Such magnificence! Do we concur fine people?
Imagine archeologists finding this machine in 1000 years...
They won't have to, this video will just appear as recommended on their feed
@@quacknom7759 xD
The archaeologists would have a final verdict on the machine: USELESS.
Thousands of scientists and archaeologists trying to understand why is this machine for...
Scientists: they were smarter than us thats why we cant understand!
*-us just tring to be stupid-*
@@thedepression950 ritual(istic?) cult object that is ...
No one:
UA-cam after ten years: "you should totally see this!!!!!"
The funny thing.... When I was gonna click the like button... It was already liked.... By me.... 10 years ago
Hoo ha ha he said the funny nobody thing!!!
Fucking stop. You aren’t funny and you never will be.
@@thegrasswhistle5238 buh
Fuck off
Oh... it's from 10 years ago
It's all fun and games till the box takes out a gun.
Two politicians agreeing on an issue, but neither wants to solve it.
I know that not everyone likes "i got an amusing ad on this video" comments, but I hope someone finds it funny that I got not one, but _two_ political ads on this video.
Also, great work! This engineering is indeed frivolous!
then the universe exploded
+Vince Brown That is what will happen if you use rechargeable batteries in da machine!!!!
Vince Brown yes but the universe is useless 👈👉👈👉👈👉👈👉👈👉👈👉👈👉👈👉👈👉
godspeed ̣ You can be an adult and do that. Mobile games doesn't have anything to do with being a kid, since is more better if you want to go to other places.
This is an invention, creating unlimited energy from useless machine
'Political Machines'
This is exactly The House of Commons.
When an imovable object meets an unstoppable force
You almost got it, the force is unstoppable and the object is immovable
@@rkenblomst5804 r/woosh
@@gabrielmoura7146 perhaps i got wooshed, but lets see Link's response first
@@rkenblomst5804 perhaps i got wooshed, who knows.
@@gabrielmoura7146 perhaps
Mumbo Jumbo when he becomes a real life engineer: "Write the down"
I nevr knew i needed this video
Engineer: it is a useless machine.
Horologist: it's a complication.
Useless machine be like:
Finally a Worthy Opponent our Battle will be Legendary!!!
E
E?
Kong Fu Panda reference
E.
*E*
So the point is, they gonna argue until some shit breaks loose.
Nobody:
Someone just Flipping switches:
11 million people: *interesting*
The fact that the background music is the Great Mighty Poo make it funnier to me.
The bots the whole time: “stop! no you stop!”
Machine one: ,,I can do this all day, just give up!"
Machine two: ,,I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move"
i need 10 hours of this
good old days of youtube, everything was just straight to the point
I see it...the future...the world enrapt as they watch the world series useless box championships...boxes from all over the world here to compete...betting, sometimes life and death hinging on these matches. ...the scandals...his servo was overpowered...his was geared different...that one's switching arm is 2mm longer...the angle..etc etc...
Franklin Blankenship The world you see is beautiful
Franklin Blankenship Stop giving them ideas
One box outreaches the other by 2mm, but the other box nullifies this advantage with a ZOOM PUNCH.
B o x I n g
You’re increasing entropy in the universe, therefore this simple machine makes the universe end faster
It took UA-cam 11 years to recommend me this.
"And the winner, by knockout, is Brown Box!!!!". The crowd goes wild....
Me in 1990: "Imagine all the amazing things technology will do in thirty years!"
2020:
Yes, I know this is a ten year old video. We are all watching in 2020. Point of the joke still stands.
Just when I thought I couldn't get any lower in life, I'm watching robots playing with themselves
I’m lower
This video is genius! Aside from any political intonation, and it is an excellent metaphor, it's a a catharsis, a balm to soothe the psyche. Thank you.
The age old question finally answered!
The first useless machine: FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY
When God misspells a word
So basically,
*"MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA-"*
*"ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA-"*
Edit: "AKA political machines".
That hit me hard.
Fuck, I was about to comment this.
Oh, you're aproaching me?
How the hell, I heard this during the two hitting it back and forth lol
0:40 : *ROAD ROLLER DA!!*
ua-cam.com/video/2Ep0xKuVRyI/v-deo.html
This is how we used to fight to ask permission to get into class when we are late to school..
Reminded me of my childhood. ❤❤
"Hey i dont want it!"
"Well i dont want it either!"
*aggressive fighting continues*
"Well damn, i guess i have it now."