Fitness Influencers are Pretending to be Monkeys

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  • @kurtisconner
    @kurtisconner  7 місяців тому +1749

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    • @shrimpy4687
      @shrimpy4687 7 місяців тому +49

      I already use Opera, thank you.

    • @atsushisbf_e
      @atsushisbf_e 7 місяців тому +11

      e

    • @Ghosty_starzz
      @Ghosty_starzz 7 місяців тому +51

      Hey, Kurtis, I have a video idea. The movie warriors of virtue is such a bad movie, yet, it's my best friends favorite. It's about kangaroo ninjas and that's all you need to know

    • @alanamadeleine2592
      @alanamadeleine2592 7 місяців тому +13

      @@Ghosty_starzzI HAVE SEEN THAT ONE ITS SO BAD

    • @PaulMaccascokwarmer
      @PaulMaccascokwarmer 7 місяців тому +15

      no

  • @totestazz24
    @totestazz24 7 місяців тому +15436

    Long haired Kurtis looks like he could convince us all to join a commune in the 60s that’s totally not a cult whatsoever.

  • @michaelrogers6008
    @michaelrogers6008 7 місяців тому +5563

    " Now I may not be a monkey genetically, homo-sapiens, technically" holy sweet balls of fire that was lit as hell

    • @sleepingcat.
      @sleepingcat. 7 місяців тому +96

      sweet balls of fire??? 😭😭😭

    • @rushdude90
      @rushdude90 7 місяців тому +78

      Erm technically Homo sapiens ARE monkeys because they are in the infraorder Simiiformes and are thus in the clade of monkeys. 🤓
      Humans are also technically fish, but that's a different discussion.

    • @applefish93
      @applefish93 7 місяців тому

      @@rushdude90
      Apes!
      Not monkeys! Not monkeys at all :)

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 7 місяців тому +22

      @@rushdude90bees are also fish

    • @snakestuffs
      @snakestuffs 7 місяців тому +14

      @@rushdude90 wait its all fish??????????

  • @Victoria-jc9ip
    @Victoria-jc9ip 7 місяців тому +16937

    "she do the walk of shame on her knuckles" is crazyyy😭

    • @korbans
      @korbans 7 місяців тому +166

      @ville__ cries

    • @FlyoverStatePark
      @FlyoverStatePark 7 місяців тому +134

      That line does go hard af

    • @crumpettrashgoblin
      @crumpettrashgoblin 7 місяців тому +148

      Do not respond to ville. He is a member of the UA-cam Trash Police (UTTP) which is a hategroup. They thrive on replies.

    • @ecliiipsssse
      @ecliiipsssse 7 місяців тому +29

      ​@@crumpettrashgoblin sounds like a nice guy 😃

    • @__AbAbe
      @__AbAbe 7 місяців тому +8

      @@ecliiipsssse bros def canadian

  • @ShinyGalarianZigzagoon
    @ShinyGalarianZigzagoon 6 місяців тому +1453

    "Toe sucker 2: Something is afoot" goes unequivocally hard

    • @epictwinkaho1ic828
      @epictwinkaho1ic828 3 місяці тому +11

      I just had surgery and let me tell you, I'll be sending Curtis my medical bills for my newly popped stitches 😭😭😭

  • @alexfitz2540
    @alexfitz2540 7 місяців тому +7286

    “you’re monkeying around pathetically” rhyming with yosemite… this monkey rap unironically goes off i fear

    • @sethmp333
      @sethmp333 7 місяців тому +49

      Why do you fear 😳

    • @atlasallthewaydown
      @atlasallthewaydown 7 місяців тому +124

      do not fear

    • @moglibogli313
      @moglibogli313 7 місяців тому +35

      omg someone else that says "i fear"

    • @starshapedsprinkles
      @starshapedsprinkles 6 місяців тому +15

      ⁠@ville__i looked through your profile and DAMN DUDE
      are you okay? genuinely

    • @rosie6976
      @rosie6976 6 місяців тому +7

      this video just taught me how yosemite is pronounced

  • @billbill6094
    @billbill6094 7 місяців тому +24173

    Monkeyfluencers are the future. No unhealthy overpriced products, no capitalizing off body dysmorphia, just pure Monke.

    • @herb4n7egend
      @herb4n7egend 7 місяців тому +541

      @ville__ im in your fucking walls

    • @DARKESTICEBURG
      @DARKESTICEBURG 7 місяців тому +394

      ​@ville__dont even lock your door tonight it won't stop me

    • @crazeenerd5274
      @crazeenerd5274 7 місяців тому +174

      What about body dysmorphia from not being pure monke?

    • @slightlyexpiredyoghurt
      @slightlyexpiredyoghurt 7 місяців тому +124

      ​@ville__I'm outside your bedroom window

    • @frozentanukii
      @frozentanukii 7 місяців тому +186

      @ville__ you've made one video where you film a presentation then had a meltdown about a woman being aroace and having a hobby while consistently calling people 'females'.

  • @necronival
    @necronival 7 місяців тому +14337

    "Call me key I'm surrounded by peel" this is the tortured poet taylor swift was talking about

  • @gamingdelight7810
    @gamingdelight7810 6 місяців тому +1512

    It's not that his bits go on too long, it's that they slowly get more and more chaotic to the point you forgot what the bit was 💀

    • @Gentleman_Nebula
      @Gentleman_Nebula 5 місяців тому +88

      Honestly I’m perfectly fine with that

    • @Falcasun
      @Falcasun 5 місяців тому +51

      That's his whole Niche

    • @nessstarries6204
      @nessstarries6204 5 місяців тому

      I think you just have the memory of a goldfish
      smh, you're not even a monkey

    • @Daniel-jp6ii
      @Daniel-jp6ii 5 місяців тому +28

      Thats the best part

    • @O_Ciel_Phant0mhive
      @O_Ciel_Phant0mhive 5 місяців тому +14

      it's perfect, don't complain

  • @sourstrawberryshortcake
    @sourstrawberryshortcake 7 місяців тому +34063

    Met Kurtis once in public. He threw a water bottle at my head and called me ugly. Absolutely bananas 🥰

    • @ash_at_his_core
      @ash_at_his_core 7 місяців тому +1773

      Was it Kurtis Kurtis or Country Kurtis ? There's a big difference

    • @Daze..
      @Daze.. 7 місяців тому +1216

      Maybe he confused you for a trash can 🥱

    • @MattDoesALilBitOfEverything
      @MattDoesALilBitOfEverything 7 місяців тому +1144

      are you sure it wasn’t Daniel Gorgonzola

    • @kirbjay
      @kirbjay 7 місяців тому +483

      @@MattDoesALilBitOfEverything aren't they the same person?

    • @FunctionallyLiteratePerson
      @FunctionallyLiteratePerson 7 місяців тому +219

      At least it wasn't shit

  • @xoxomiha
    @xoxomiha 7 місяців тому +6368

    "reject modernity embrace monke" we all chant in unison

    • @BoxOfToasters
      @BoxOfToasters 7 місяців тому +57

      ​@ville__Didn't ask. m o n k e b e s t

    • @Blazeit-rj3eb
      @Blazeit-rj3eb 7 місяців тому +23

      @ville__cope sneed

    • @lux_r
      @lux_r 7 місяців тому +74

      @ville__ "females" spot the virgin easy edition

    • @xoxomiha
      @xoxomiha 7 місяців тому +7

      @@BoxOfToasters m o n k e

    • @j3ll0_th3r3
      @j3ll0_th3r3 7 місяців тому +6

      @@xoxomihaI love m o n k e

  • @evilfrogking
    @evilfrogking 7 місяців тому +5273

    ngl 1500 euro for an excursion like that is pretty reasonable. like, so many influencers charge 10k to breathe their air for that many days, really feels like this guys actually really enjoys what he's doing and wants to share it

    • @Mary-T35T4
      @Mary-T35T4 7 місяців тому +322

      i know right, hes really not out here trying to make money, hes just teaching his philosophy and getting people healthier

    • @VintageSpud
      @VintageSpud 7 місяців тому +9

      If you don’t understand that’s 1500 usd

    • @DARKESTICEBURG
      @DARKESTICEBURG 7 місяців тому +44

      ​@@VintageSpudthey know that

    • @VintageSpud
      @VintageSpud 7 місяців тому +5

      @@DARKESTICEBURG nah I mean new people who see this and wonder

    • @crumpettrashgoblin
      @crumpettrashgoblin 7 місяців тому +102

      Do not respond to ville. He is a member of the UA-cam Trash Police (UTTP) which is a hategroup. They thrive on replies.

  • @_EvilTodd_
    @_EvilTodd_ 6 місяців тому +719

    The monkey diss track actually goes so hard😭🙏

    • @PastelOverlord
      @PastelOverlord 4 місяці тому +4

      no, fr tho

    • @zenthiat2292
      @zenthiat2292 4 місяці тому +2

      So true

    • @Rismoxie2
      @Rismoxie2 3 місяці тому +3

      Pinocchio diss track will forever reign supreme tho

    • @zenthiat2292
      @zenthiat2292 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Rismoxie2 haha I don’t know if I’ve seen that
      Feel free to clue me in on which video it’s in if you remember!

    • @scrufflle
      @scrufflle 2 місяці тому

      @@zenthiat2292it was his video on the pinocchino movie!

  • @taylorlipski1458
    @taylorlipski1458 7 місяців тому +4855

    “Wipe your ass with it” was IMMEDIATELY interrupted by a charmin ad… the algorithm is getting stronger

    • @RL_ManicFX
      @RL_ManicFX 7 місяців тому +65

      I got the exact same ad at the exact same time 😭

    • @tatumfowler3603
      @tatumfowler3603 7 місяців тому +47

      anti monke propaganda

    • @Y0ur_Fell0w_Art1st
      @Y0ur_Fell0w_Art1st 7 місяців тому

      @ville__rage baiter? 🫢📸
      🤫🧏

    • @ragcat3732
      @ragcat3732 7 місяців тому +13

      *insert drew gooden charmin bears rant*

    • @crumpettrashgoblin
      @crumpettrashgoblin 7 місяців тому +28

      Do not respond to ville. He is a member of the UA-cam Trash Police (UTTP) which is a hategroup. They thrive on replies.

  • @pilar8323
    @pilar8323 7 місяців тому +2407

    Who the hell is complaining that the sketches go on for too long? That's my favorite thing about these kind of commentary channels.

    • @adeliaaf5649
      @adeliaaf5649 7 місяців тому +29

      Same!

    • @teej80
      @teej80 7 місяців тому +29

      100% agreed, I always love the sketches!!

    • @deadsoup12
      @deadsoup12 7 місяців тому

      @ville__i'm going to touch you.

    • @didiofure1479
      @didiofure1479 7 місяців тому +21

      @ville__Get a life, clout chaser hater

    • @_g0r3c0r3
      @_g0r3c0r3 7 місяців тому +21

      literally.. thats why kurtis is my fav commentator.. his sketches r special

  • @Goldenfur12698
    @Goldenfur12698 7 місяців тому +2406

    honestly i cant even dunk on this guy. hes staying active and having fun. as grownups we should all be so lucky to be so comfortable in our own bodies. i wish stuff like that wasn't considered "weird"

    • @ErikaCartet
      @ErikaCartet 7 місяців тому +179

      yeah it’s honestly pretty cool. like i had so much fun running around outdoors pretending to be in a warriors cat clan with my friends as a kid, parkouring through the forest acting like a monkey sounds dope and there’s no reason you shouldn’t be able to have fun and stay active like that just because you’re an adult.

    • @JayJayShawtyBae
      @JayJayShawtyBae 7 місяців тому +1

      You’re tripping

    • @coffeecatichino5332
      @coffeecatichino5332 7 місяців тому +194

      His values are literally playing outside and respecting nature. Good for him. If he actually lives by that, I’d imagine that makes for a pretty happy life.

    • @CheetahsShampoo
      @CheetahsShampoo 7 місяців тому +98

      ​@@JayJayShawtyBae How is he tripping when he's on his feet and knuckles??? 🦍

    • @avaph0bic
      @avaph0bic 7 місяців тому +39

      but if he was a therian or a furry.. SOCIETYYYY 👺👹👹👹

  • @GreakyGeek
    @GreakyGeek 5 місяців тому +471

    seeing the two tarzans chilling in the tree together like real monkeys would was so wholesome it healed me.

  • @Jaelynthemaelyn
    @Jaelynthemaelyn 7 місяців тому +4982

    Curtain may nit be pregnant but he always delivers

    • @lsh5758
      @lsh5758 7 місяців тому +556

      Curtain 😭

    • @Daze..
      @Daze.. 7 місяців тому +431

      Curtain clobber

    • @harrycallaghan2670
      @harrycallaghan2670 7 місяців тому +159

      Nah, no need to retry that one

    • @SuperHGB
      @SuperHGB 7 місяців тому +38

      reminder that Dave Strider is infact, pregnant. And with his best friend

    • @ninevehgrey
      @ninevehgrey 7 місяців тому +81

      Please don't correct the spelling

  • @uhhhcam
    @uhhhcam 7 місяців тому +2283

    during the toe sucking cutaway i was literally thinking "yk what i appreciate that kurtis actually takes some time to makes these and they arent always super short. it's lengthening my attention span" and then he said they went on for too long lol

    • @Shrek_-jz5re
      @Shrek_-jz5re 7 місяців тому +46

      Yes! These cutaways are the best 😂

    • @alienlapdance
      @alienlapdance 7 місяців тому +78

      (i havent watched the whole video) the what

    • @coralcanales396
      @coralcanales396 6 місяців тому +3

      This cutaway was absolutely hilarious. It was the perfect length and I ended up choking on my water from laughing!

    • @soappacket2342
      @soappacket2342 6 місяців тому +4

      Bruh and he used the Grapefruit Technique sound effrct😭😭😭😭

    • @Toastygremlin
      @Toastygremlin 6 місяців тому +2

      IKR like TikTok shortened it and made my brain cells rot but Kurtis is helping at least one of those.

  • @SunlightHugger
    @SunlightHugger 7 місяців тому +1499

    As someone who got yelled at for climbing a centennial oak in college to find a good place to study, I can't really hate on the monkey movement. I mean, let's face it, climbing things and eating fruit all day sounds like the IDEAL life.

    • @dektarey4024
      @dektarey4024 7 місяців тому

      Until your rectum finds out those fruit-based decisions it had no say in have real, not-so-solid consequences.

    • @soulsplosion6874
      @soulsplosion6874 6 місяців тому +29

      literally like damn bro I want to do this too tbh

    • @rosethorne9155
      @rosethorne9155 6 місяців тому +15

      That's how you get the best fruit and the best views. 🌳 🍎 🍏 🍎 😂
      I do get why people wouldn't want other people climbing on very old trees tho. Humans are a lot heavier than, say, lemurs.

  • @risxra
    @risxra 5 місяців тому +254

    This is surprisingly wholesome? The fact that these dudes are besties is honestly so refreshing. Sometimes the internet is good lmao

  • @visionary420
    @visionary420 7 місяців тому +1494

    “I’m swinging on vines Jane said you last 6 seconds” followed by Kurtis laughing like he didn’t just say the most fucking fire line ever

    • @Alarahub
      @Alarahub 6 місяців тому +77

      NAH “she do the walk of shame on her knuckles” got me 😭

    • @billyjoesmth4442
      @billyjoesmth4442 6 місяців тому +3

      brother

    • @visionary420
      @visionary420 6 місяців тому +3

      @@billyjoesmth4442 b…. brother

  • @Hendur
    @Hendur 7 місяців тому +1270

    "Call me Key, I'm surrounded by Peel" must be the best line in any track about monkeys I've ever heard.
    This is also the first track I've heard about monkeys.

    • @raynie96
      @raynie96 7 місяців тому +1

      😂

    • @yeahno1796
      @yeahno1796 7 місяців тому

      my fav bar fr, i love key and peele AND kurtis

    • @saturnsextilevenus
      @saturnsextilevenus 7 місяців тому +2

      what does this actually reference? is it a pop culture thing lol

    • @Hendur
      @Hendur 7 місяців тому +6

      @@saturnsextilevenus Oh Key and Peele are a genius comedy duo, Peele is also the director of movies you've certainly heard about the last few years, like "get out" and "us"
      Watch some highlight clips from them, totally worth it

    • @Tooskilly
      @Tooskilly 7 місяців тому

      I don’t get it

  • @yeahno1796
    @yeahno1796 7 місяців тому +2071

    THE "call me key im surrounded by peele" IS SUCH A FIRE BAR OMG

    • @h.t.8812
      @h.t.8812 7 місяців тому +7

      Someone pls explain 😭

    • @seraaaaaa
      @seraaaaaa 7 місяців тому +1

      @@h.t.8812 Keegan-Michael *Key* and Jordan *Peele* are very good friends and co-created, starred in, and wrote a show together. he’s saying he’s the amount of time he spends around banana peels is similar to Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele’s close friendship, i think.

    • @dnicole8182
      @dnicole8182 7 місяців тому +18

      Key and Peele…

    • @kirttnabala2385
      @kirttnabala2385 7 місяців тому +19

      @@h.t.8812 its the two funny guy called key & peele

    • @ahhno4662
      @ahhno4662 7 місяців тому +44

      @@kirttnabala2385I love “funny guy” to mean comedian

  • @BelsaliasMarymaeh
    @BelsaliasMarymaeh 6 місяців тому +155

    The cutaway scenes taking too long is the true comedy genius of this channel, please never change them

  • @hadleem2557
    @hadleem2557 7 місяців тому +2040

    As silly as these guys might seem, at least they're (essentially) promoting a healthier lifestyle and being respectful and cool about it! They're doing something they enjoy and being chill dudes about it, so props to them!

    • @PowerlineIsGod
      @PowerlineIsGod 7 місяців тому +151

      Compared to a lot of toxic fitness/gym bros out there, these guys, although in a kinda strange way, just seem to want to exercise and enjoy nature

    • @xcastielx
      @xcastielx 7 місяців тому +36

      Looks pretty fun honestly!

    • @nuclearcrystal100
      @nuclearcrystal100 7 місяців тому +7

      ​@ville__ lmao damn , insecure much

    • @lovrboi
      @lovrboi 7 місяців тому +27

      they’re just a bot who comments under every video ever just trolling everyone and it’s been an ongoing thing so just ignore and/or report them if you see them. so annoying

    • @AnotherHarley
      @AnotherHarley 7 місяців тому

      ​​@ville__considering no one has ever heard of you and makes fun of these alpha content that high debatable. As apposed to Curtis, who regularly sells out his stand up shows all across North America.
      You smell insecure af

  • @ZoE-zd3qz
    @ZoE-zd3qz 7 місяців тому +12139

    Beatboxing puppy

  • @lindsaybirdy
    @lindsaybirdy 7 місяців тому +836

    these guys are the only definition of “boys will be boys” that i will accept

  • @GarnetHeartIllustrations
    @GarnetHeartIllustrations 6 місяців тому +169

    Not the “you wouldn’t download a car” music for Toe Sucker 2 😂😂😂

    • @sand-lover
      @sand-lover 4 місяці тому +3

      You would download a toe

  • @Gaming1Doge
    @Gaming1Doge 7 місяців тому +4384

    If monkeys could read, they would literally never stop reading. Reading is criminally underrated, not to sound like a book-nerd, but it's just kind of whack that you can literally talk to people in the future and basically beam images and concepts into their heads.

    • @Ksizjsjisdjxjz
      @Ksizjsjisdjxjz 7 місяців тому +31

      Reading sux

    • @transchestr9839
      @transchestr9839 7 місяців тому +340

      @@Ksizjsjisdjxjz yo mama

    • @that_dark_bird
      @that_dark_bird 7 місяців тому

      @@Ksizjsjisdjxjzjust say you can’t and move on

    • @Gaming1Doge
      @Gaming1Doge 7 місяців тому

      @@Ksizjsjisdjxjz ok illiterate

    • @grammy_hnng
      @grammy_hnng 7 місяців тому +198

      @@Ksizjsjisdjxjzyou got ratiod by the nerds

  • @toesmerp
    @toesmerp 7 місяців тому +658

    he really just dropped the hardest monkeying around diss track and thought we wouldn’t notice

    • @mady0616
      @mady0616 7 місяців тому +20

      bro i can’t believe that is kurtis.. why has he been hiding this talent

    • @j.g.3293
      @j.g.3293 7 місяців тому +4

      On that Monkey Business

  • @elli_lovesmusic
    @elli_lovesmusic 7 місяців тому +827

    The fact that they're friends makes me so happy actually

  • @pyrotechneticsunriseproduc6590
    @pyrotechneticsunriseproduc6590 6 місяців тому +92

    kurtis would go nuts on an epic rap battles of history

  • @kathiiuuu
    @kathiiuuu 7 місяців тому +1898

    i went to a kurtis conner show once and he KICKED me in the BALLS! i don’t even have them but he kicked them anyway. cannot believe people still support this guy!

    • @simplyymase4005
      @simplyymase4005 7 місяців тому +34

      i have them

    • @josiahws5
      @josiahws5 7 місяців тому

      ​@@simplyymase4005 you have that person's balls?

    • @StarThePony191
      @StarThePony191 7 місяців тому +104

      ​@ville__ someone's jealous because they didnt get their balls kicked 😮😮

    • @Strawberri.blonde
      @Strawberri.blonde 7 місяців тому +2

      @@StarThePony191i think it’s just a bot

    • @engreem9281
      @engreem9281 7 місяців тому +9

      ​@ville__your still funny dude. Legit so funny you think that we care

  • @lauracronbungusman1582
    @lauracronbungusman1582 7 місяців тому +857

    Neurology student here! They are a dramatic example, but it’s actually a researched idea called the “mismatch hypothesis”. Basically saying mental health today is so terrible because our brains haven’t evolved to match our modern environment. Because of that, mental illness has skyrocketed since industrialization. Technically our brains are still made for much less than what we’re doing, we cannot mentally catch up to our physical evolution.

    • @wingdingdoes6687
      @wingdingdoes6687 7 місяців тому +1

      So you're saying.... Go monkey... Instead of go therapy....

    • @peke020
      @peke020 7 місяців тому +69

      that's really interesting and makes so much sense 😭

    • @evansblackparade
      @evansblackparade 7 місяців тому +68

      I’ve thought abt this a lot since I heard someone present this theory. Our society has evolved around us much faster than our own selves

    • @coco.clownie
      @coco.clownie 7 місяців тому +23

      Omg i just learned that a month ago!!! thx for spreading the word!

    • @RetiredAccount3737
      @RetiredAccount3737 7 місяців тому +28

      So basically "The industrial revolution has had disastrous consequences for the race"

  • @zavvx4972
    @zavvx4972 7 місяців тому +841

    Usually I dislike fitness influencers. But this guy is just doing what he likes, not forcing anyone into crazy diets, he likes nature, he gives back to nature, raises awareness...
    Y'know, the way all influencers should be. Doing what they like while encouraging people to try it out, not scaring them into it.
    He do be a chill monke

    • @wesjall
      @wesjall 7 місяців тому +8

      Yeah he legit seems cool as hell lol

    • @TheParagonIsDead
      @TheParagonIsDead 7 місяців тому +1

      Fr

    • @abigailr.9601
      @abigailr.9601 7 місяців тому +2

      A Monkie king, one might say *winks to all Journey to the West fans*

  • @Psyrens
    @Psyrens 6 місяців тому +31

    The fact that the music video isn't even marked in this video is a crime. Absolutely legendary

  • @delightfulstrawberry1074
    @delightfulstrawberry1074 7 місяців тому +1176

    “Call me Key I’m surrounded by Peel” Kurtis is unironically a super good lyricist

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx 7 місяців тому +68

      Some might even say he's very really good

    • @eartheclipse8
      @eartheclipse8 7 місяців тому +4

      I didn't get that part

    • @DiamantisHell
      @DiamantisHell 7 місяців тому

      ​@@eartheclipse8it's a reference to Key and Peele,a comedy sketch duo. You can find some clips on youtube.

    • @feijoa4545
      @feijoa4545 7 місяців тому +28

      @@eartheclipse8hes referencing that comedy duo key and peele infamous for their skits

    • @DiamantisHell
      @DiamantisHell 7 місяців тому +10

      Yessss! His lyrics for the Pinocchio diss track are unironically fire!

  • @tay32112
    @tay32112 7 місяців тому +913

    “i’m swinging on vines, jane said you last 6 seconds” i had to run that back it was too smooth😭😭

  • @angeterra
    @angeterra 7 місяців тому +905

    I actually love when your sketches completely deviate from the original joke, you never know what to expect

    • @endeavor1664
      @endeavor1664 7 місяців тому +4

      same it's the best part

    • @Cryingemojii
      @Cryingemojii 7 місяців тому +5

      ​@ville__ absolutely most cringy person on earty

    • @cheezman
      @cheezman 6 місяців тому

      @ville__ Shut up bro

  • @klemchowder1692
    @klemchowder1692 6 місяців тому +17

    I'm so proud of kurtboy being on the cusp of 5 mil. I've been a citizen since before there were even a million of us in kurtistown, and watching him evolve and grow is so special

  • @moonlightbird2951
    @moonlightbird2951 7 місяців тому +348

    "TROUBLE IS A FOOT" has me cackling

  • @olliesaurusrex4103
    @olliesaurusrex4103 7 місяців тому +581

    Honestly the cutaway sketches are one of the funniest things ever, my friends and I reference a bunch of them often, please don't ever get rid of them

    • @cheezysis3756
      @cheezysis3756 7 місяців тому +14

      Same here! Me and my sisters do it a lot, it's a shame he hasn't been doing it as much as back then

    • @YellowMaweta
      @YellowMaweta 7 місяців тому +4

      THE TOE SUCKER 2
      TROUBLE IS A FOOT

  • @安然-x9t
    @安然-x9t 7 місяців тому +626

    I thought the skits were crazy then I saw the Tarzan diss track 💀 18:06

  • @lany1534
    @lany1534 6 місяців тому +57

    i started this movement and i love it!! everyday they have foot-check ins, where they lick our feet to tell if they’re sweaty (if they’re sweaty we get kicked out because it means we’ve been wearing shoes which is illegal)

  • @Pockeywn
    @Pockeywn 7 місяців тому +811

    cut-away sketches that go on a little bit too long is like a defining element of this niche of the genre. like drew gooden? danny gonzolaz? they all have those like thats the main thing ive noticed about that sort of sphere

    • @respectthefish4992
      @respectthefish4992 6 місяців тому +56

      you are talking about one person so of course they are the same

    • @Pink_Pineapple42
      @Pink_Pineapple42 5 місяців тому +28

      Also Chad Chad

    • @mrunmaiparab9705
      @mrunmaiparab9705 5 місяців тому +17

      ​@@Pink_Pineapple42 Still the same person

  • @Lazydog476
    @Lazydog476 7 місяців тому +538

    That diss track went so hard my ass cheeks immediately clenched 😢💔

    • @CRYYY0FF34R
      @CRYYY0FF34R 7 місяців тому +8

      REAL

    • @JoeNoshow27
      @JoeNoshow27 7 місяців тому +16

      Right, clecnehd. Me too. Definitely didn't completely relax or anything cuzz that'd be super weird

    • @Lazydog476
      @Lazydog476 7 місяців тому +1

      Real, it was INTENSE

  • @chloebourgeois3271
    @chloebourgeois3271 7 місяців тому +849

    The cutaways are an integral part of the Kurtis Conner video watching experience. A perfect cutaway should actually be so long you forget what video you were watching in the first place. Keep up the good work, brother!

    • @kami_light
      @kami_light 6 місяців тому +9

      I actually watch his videos for the cutaways

    • @coralcanales396
      @coralcanales396 6 місяців тому +6

      Agreed! These cutaway are perfect!

    • @easysteezy
      @easysteezy 6 місяців тому +3

      i couldn't agree more

    • @olympiadreamer6992
      @olympiadreamer6992 6 місяців тому +7

      💯 I love how random they are and how they stretch on and on. It's a particular humor but I love it, reminds me of family guy ish

  • @Ragnar_Freysson
    @Ragnar_Freysson 6 місяців тому +36

    Kurtis, regarding "monkeys being made of steel": Have you ever seen a Chimpanzee without its fur?.
    Google it.
    Their muscular densitiy is insane. Not quite steel, but they are at minimum four times stronger than your average man- while weighing WAY less.
    Incredible creatures.

  • @SBChaevok
    @SBChaevok 7 місяців тому +578

    I think the long bits are what make them great. They don't conclude where you'd expect, makes it more funny.

    • @audreydoyle5268
      @audreydoyle5268 7 місяців тому +21

      It's like Family Guy, but actually stays on topic

  • @theseepingcicada8448
    @theseepingcicada8448 7 місяців тому +288

    "I'm swinging on vines, Jane said you last 6 seconds"
    Is literally a genius line
    I haven't thought about Vine in a while

    • @chillcreep4926
      @chillcreep4926 6 місяців тому +1

      This comment made me realize the depth of the line. I went "oooohhhhh" to myself in my dark bedroom, lol. Thank you

  • @kennalikespizza4515
    @kennalikespizza4515 7 місяців тому +361

    No honestly when I started watching Kurtis, one of the main appeals to me was how his sketches always go on a little longer than they really need to. Gives the video a little extra charm.

  • @mattpederson267
    @mattpederson267 6 місяців тому +14

    I love the cutaway sketches. I feel like they’re a chance for your comedy to shine in a more unique and individual way. You do them at whatever length you want.

  • @unkno.-wn
    @unkno.-wn 7 місяців тому +404

    “this a certified banger mr mayor!” we all say in unison

  • @salty.pangolin7654
    @salty.pangolin7654 7 місяців тому +430

    “Call me key I’m surrounded by peel” goes SO unironically hard

  • @modernghost0
    @modernghost0 7 місяців тому +530

    it's an extra layer of comedy that the sketches go on just a few beats too long, it's hilarious, keep em

  • @quinnpaszkowski902
    @quinnpaszkowski902 6 місяців тому +12

    I used to work at a gym (a functional fitness gym for context) and we were encouraged not to wear shoes. you think that would be weird but I was almost always behind a desk and my boss was never there (i worked the 5am-10am shift so i barely saw her). The reason for it is just ankle strength, our footwear takes most of the brunt from everyday actions so walking bearfoot is actually better for your ankle strength, leading to less sprains, letting your natural foot adapt to being unsupported

  • @IamPinhead
    @IamPinhead 7 місяців тому +482

    Kurtis' green screen sketches are like putting on the One Ring; he's slowly going mad but the power is intoxicating.

  • @marciaguy10899
    @marciaguy10899 7 місяців тому +294

    Personal trainer here, crawling movements are legitimately an incredible exercise due to the mobility required in the legs, hips, and spine, and the load it places on the arms (bodies are heavy and arms rarely move that kind of weight). Also really good for our brains to perform contralateral movements. When my clients are able, I incorporate crawls as often as their ego will let me 😅

    • @Frindle_Babbin
      @Frindle_Babbin 7 місяців тому +48

      Time to incorporate crawling into my goblin time (real ones will be having that)

    • @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme
      @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme 7 місяців тому +11

      ​@@Frindle_Babbinsame my goblin time needs this

    • @anasemelianova5759
      @anasemelianova5759 7 місяців тому +4

      yeah and that apple throwing thing was also a great exercise for both body and mind/attention training

  • @avidmilkshakefan
    @avidmilkshakefan 7 місяців тому +638

    4:22 you said “playing outside all year round while bare-chested *and* bare-chested” like they were different words and it driving me crazy

    • @jasminec8888
      @jasminec8888 7 місяців тому +113

      This was bothering me too omg I think it’s meant to be ‘and bare foot’ but Kurtis didn’t say anything so I was like am I missing something here

    • @lunar_light
      @lunar_light 7 місяців тому +29

      I was thinking the other one could be bear-chested? As in, HAIRY?

    • @TwelvetreeZ
      @TwelvetreeZ 7 місяців тому

      He says it twice to emphasise he wants to see both boobs 💕

    • @irritableblackwoman
      @irritableblackwoman 7 місяців тому +6

      @ville__yay. Congratulations 🥇

    • @elisecode2212
      @elisecode2212 7 місяців тому +25

      He was mocking the fact that it was written like that, as though they were different

  • @kamo7293
    @kamo7293 6 місяців тому +16

    he's climbing trees and people give him money
    I do it and all I get is "GET OUT OF MY TREE" and "I CALLING THE POLICE"

  • @anasemelianova5759
    @anasemelianova5759 7 місяців тому +622

    i love this new era of commentary content where we just find interesting people and talk about them. no hate. good vibes. happy

    • @angelsnaiilz
      @angelsnaiilz 7 місяців тому +15

      SAME!! i love this genre of commentary. variety is the spice of life

    • @manni6below
      @manni6below 6 місяців тому +2

      it’s literally always been like this😭😭

    • @andrzejsugier
      @andrzejsugier 6 місяців тому

      @ville__ good god you're pathetic.

    • @gojobollo
      @gojobollo 6 місяців тому

      Kurtis and similar creator nevee have insulted the people involved, literally nothing has changed what r u on

    • @bonelessbananna5410
      @bonelessbananna5410 6 місяців тому +1

      @ville__ you have a single video what

  • @kaydenk4111
    @kaydenk4111 7 місяців тому +387

    honestly, running on all fours pretending i was a cheetah, or climbing anything i could and being nicknamed spider monkey was one of the best parts of my childhood. it was so much fun and i genuinely enjoyed being able to connect with nature like that. also that tarzan diss track was actually fire 🔥

    • @itiswhatitismindset
      @itiswhatitismindset 7 місяців тому +10

      the spider monkey part brought back horrible childhood memories of twilight

    • @DylanTT17
      @DylanTT17 7 місяців тому +8

      @shrikessthats an awesome thing to be known for

  • @Ultravioletwave
    @Ultravioletwave 7 місяців тому +632

    Growing up in a forested area, I never wore shoes and it was honestly incredible. I could walk on sticks and rocks and my feet never hurt because they built up callouses. Being able to really feel the earth below you is really special so I don't think this guy is weird for expressing that to others. That being said, after a few years of wearing shoes my callouses went away and it would hurt to walk around the forest barefoot. I honestly miss it all the time.

    • @vacafuega
      @vacafuega 7 місяців тому +28

      Barefoot shoes! I like Wildling and Vibram because they have the best groundfeel, most flexible sole. Might need to ease into them but they're so so good, walking around feels exciting and interesting like it used to running around barefoot as a kid.

    • @brookehop8
      @brookehop8 7 місяців тому +5

      I worked at a kayak job for 4 years and the same thing happened, it's so nice to be able to walk anywhere haha

    • @efnfen
      @efnfen 7 місяців тому +4

      How could you feel the earth below your feet if you have huge callouses that block the sensation of rocks and sticks

    • @efnfen
      @efnfen 7 місяців тому +15

      @Jack-px8lf why would you want to play guitar with your callous feet

    • @CoolAnagram
      @CoolAnagram 7 місяців тому +11

      ​@@efnfenI think craftsmen who work all day with their hands don't completely lose the ablity to feel things

  • @Wicky_Licky
    @Wicky_Licky 6 місяців тому +48

    Kurtis discovers therians 💥💥💥

    • @Twixerua
      @Twixerua 6 місяців тому +3

      LMAO

    • @Lemonne-
      @Lemonne- 4 місяці тому +3

      That's the first thing I thought of when I saw this video 😭

    • @BrotherlyBearsBackbone
      @BrotherlyBearsBackbone 3 місяці тому

      i've been looking for this comment bro💀

    • @BrotherlyBearsBackbone
      @BrotherlyBearsBackbone 3 місяці тому +1

      bro fr thought he invented quadrobics

  • @mcgee779
    @mcgee779 7 місяців тому +311

    I know a guy who tried going barefoot for the “benefits” and on day one, he stepped on broken glass. At least he clowns on himself for it lmao

    • @WafflesssFalling
      @WafflesssFalling 6 місяців тому +41

      I mean, IT IS scientifically proven lmao 💀 specifically in cases where you’re in the forest or exploring nature. You gotta build callouses too which protect you. If you’re walking barefoot somewhere that you know could have glass then y’know.. that’s not too surprising

    • @mcgee779
      @mcgee779 6 місяців тому +40

      @@WafflesssFalling I’m sure it’s great in nature, but he tried this in a big city

    • @simbelmyne7767
      @simbelmyne7767 6 місяців тому +17

      ​@@mcgee779lol he learned the first lesson of going barefoot: don't be a dumbass 😂 If you wouldn't walk barefoot through a blackberry bush in the forest, don't walk barefoot on a street that's gonna have glass or worse.
      ...the second lesson is if you do this, for the love of god wash your feet when you go back inside. No shoes is good for you but the ground still nasty

    • @amierith
      @amierith 6 місяців тому +15

      I basically grew up in a forest and hated shoes as a kid.... until I got bit by a spider on my heel, which almost resulted in my leg being amputated at the hip. Not safe to go running around in nature without shoes either. Humans started wearing shoes tens of thousands of years ago. Our feet aren't built for running around shoeless anymore.

    • @marnenotmarnie259
      @marnenotmarnie259 6 місяців тому +1

      yeah humanity has made it pretty hard to get any of the benefits that might exist

  • @t3chsavvyy
    @t3chsavvyy 7 місяців тому +778

    "you'll live to regret it, like what, dhar mann" goes so hard

  • @JacobSantos-d8r
    @JacobSantos-d8r 7 місяців тому +340

    We need kurtis conner "i lived like a monkey influencer for a week"

  • @ashnugget2000
    @ashnugget2000 2 місяці тому +2

    Nooo I love your cutaway skits don't worry about trying to shorten them, theyre so funny

  • @kuririvera973
    @kuririvera973 7 місяців тому +232

    I can't even hate. The look so happy.
    Kurtis, you have to fucking do it.
    And don't you dare getting rid of the sketches or making them shorter. They are art

  • @haileypuppe7721
    @haileypuppe7721 7 місяців тому +348

    Honestly, this is probably one of the best things you can do for your body, balance, flexibility, a full body work out. There’s a dude on tik tok that worked on walking around on all fours and he got jacked

  • @officialblimp
    @officialblimp 7 місяців тому +261

    I like how happy the people on the retreat were to be climbing the trees, and the fact that the two Tarzans are both friends! that’s so cute :)

  • @reaper6047
    @reaper6047 6 місяців тому +4

    Please keep the long sketch bits, I think they're my absolute favourite part of your videos

  • @rmarie324
    @rmarie324 7 місяців тому +262

    “CALL ME KEY IM SURROUNDED BY PEEL “ ???? Absolute fire. Loved the video and the song is so good like omg

  • @oilindaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    @oilindaaaaaaaaaaaaa 7 місяців тому +193

    Bro that book is so reasonably priced!! Good for these guys. The fact that they're monke besties makes me so happy

  • @chaoticartistz1260
    @chaoticartistz1260 7 місяців тому +295

    Therapist: Long haired kurtis isnt real he cant hurt you
    long haired kurtis:

  • @orcinusxx4776
    @orcinusxx4776 6 місяців тому +3

    Love your skits, don't ever think about making them shorter.

  • @arasandaga355
    @arasandaga355 7 місяців тому +405

    Watching this on my phone, on the floor, outside my apartment door, at 2AM, because I locked myself out. Thanks for keeping me sane Kurtis

  • @mirawinemiller1081
    @mirawinemiller1081 7 місяців тому +71

    The toe sucker trailer with the “you would never steal a car” music killed me

  • @janskans
    @janskans 7 місяців тому +105

    both of them being friends is the sweetest thing ever, i hope they’re always happy doing what they’re doing it seems like they’re having a lot of fun

  • @TheWeebestSkater
    @TheWeebestSkater 6 місяців тому +2

    Please keep the cutaway skits they’re honestly my favorite part of your videos

  • @mony.mp4
    @mony.mp4 6 місяців тому +257

    “im swimgin on vine all day, jane said you last 6 seconds” im screaming like monkey at these baes omfg

  • @Mary-T35T4
    @Mary-T35T4 7 місяців тому +145

    dude i followed tarzan movement like a year ago, that guy is seriously awesome. watching people be kind to each other and not judgemental is so therapeutic, i encourage anyone to follow him if this lifestyle speaks to you at all ❤

  • @SaiChester
    @SaiChester 6 місяців тому +130

    refreshing to see strange influencers online and not have the experience be like gazing into an abyss of depravity. these two seem pretty harmless

  • @RorysHappyHouse
    @RorysHappyHouse 5 місяців тому +11

    Fun fact: there is actual, genuine research done into barefoot running, and the scientists found that extensive use of Nike and other running shoes cause weakness and stuff. They developed this sock-like shoe that protects the feet from the environment without any of the padding. So it’s not as weird as you think, although going entirely barefoot is not the best idea either

  • @captainquill5062
    @captainquill5062 7 місяців тому +87

    The fact that the skits go on too long is literally my favorite thing

  • @sapphicfairie
    @sapphicfairie 7 місяців тому +99

    19:26 IM LOSING MY MIND THIS GOES SO HARD

  • @ShrubSparrow
    @ShrubSparrow 7 місяців тому +111

    I love that your cutaways always go an extra step further than where I'd expect the joke to go. The unexpected length of the joke is always what makes me laugh!

  • @johnpietsch8122
    @johnpietsch8122 Місяць тому +1

    "Call me Key I'm surrounded by Peele" actually fire.

  • @imhsbalidwda
    @imhsbalidwda 7 місяців тому +776

    staying up until 4am was worth it

    • @wastingtyme3297
      @wastingtyme3297 7 місяців тому +8

      AWSTEN KNIGHT PFP SLAYYY

    • @orchdork775
      @orchdork775 7 місяців тому +9

      What country are you in? Probably not North America, right?

    • @anika_611.a
      @anika_611.a 7 місяців тому +2

      It's 11:30 pm at where I live so good for me I guess

    • @diadediadedia
      @diadediadedia 7 місяців тому +9

      Haha foreigner 🫵

    • @Jocelynskeels
      @Jocelynskeels 7 місяців тому +2

      Its 2pm for me and my friend watching this in art class rn

  • @_g0r3c0r3
    @_g0r3c0r3 7 місяців тому +67

    "she do the walk of shame in her knuckles" NOOO THE WRITING IS CRAZY

  • @aislinnkerr5618
    @aislinnkerr5618 7 місяців тому +74

    Seeing this song CLIMBING the charts would be the funniest thing.

  • @TwistedSquid_YT
    @TwistedSquid_YT 5 місяців тому +7

    "She do the walk of shame on her knuckles" goes harder than it needed to though

  • @charityrobbins5152
    @charityrobbins5152 7 місяців тому +47

    his cut away sketches DO NOT GO ON TOO LONG, THEY ARE THE BEST I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM, please upload a 1 hour video of just a cut away sketch please

  • @simplyymase4005
    @simplyymase4005 7 місяців тому +990

    can we all take a moment to appreciate kurtis? hes almost 200 years old, and still producing quality content for us :)

    • @PaulMaccascokwarmer
      @PaulMaccascokwarmer 7 місяців тому +7

      im tired of people saying this delete your comment lil bro

    • @INSERTMARI
      @INSERTMARI 7 місяців тому +38

      ​@@PaulMaccascokwarmer we got a meanie head over here

    • @simplyymase4005
      @simplyymase4005 7 місяців тому +26

      @@PaulMaccascokwarmer womp womp let people make a joke

    • @PaulMaccascokwarmer
      @PaulMaccascokwarmer 7 місяців тому

      @SacredSilly uh uh, the law says be nice to KURTIS. Not whoever this NPC ahh commenter is. Loophole!!

    • @PaulMaccascokwarmer
      @PaulMaccascokwarmer 7 місяців тому +2

      @@simplyymase4005 pee pee 😂

  • @sherlenelow
    @sherlenelow 7 місяців тому +84

    the way you casually drop a song for a video is crazy you’re amazing

  • @charlielikeschocolate8103
    @charlielikeschocolate8103 6 місяців тому +3

    the sort of too long comical cutaway are an INTEGRAL part of the kurtis connor UA-cam video experience trust me it's perfect bro!

  • @mercedesc607
    @mercedesc607 7 місяців тому +82

    Your cutaway sketches are PERFECT I love that they’re long. Don’t change pls

    • @starnathanstar
      @starnathanstar 7 місяців тому +1

      Fr they're some of my favorite parts of his videos

  • @FlashDust
    @FlashDust 7 місяців тому +57

    18:45 bro casually drops the hardest track in 2024

  • @rexdoesthings
    @rexdoesthings 7 місяців тому +107

    “call me key cuz I’m surrounded by peel” goes crazy