@@rhysgoodman7628 Sadly it wasn't any misunderstanding, the top military commanders just wanted to try out their new war toys and the Kings were helpless. They actually cared about each other but were unable to help eachother.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Genghis, The Conquerer?" "no" "I thought not. It’s not a story that most of Eurasia would tell you. It’s a Medieval legend. Darth Genghis was a Dark Lord of the Mongols, so powerful and so wise he could use his troops to conquer... most of Eurasia!… " "where can I learn this power?" "Not from a communist"
@@akrepiidfiresupportvehicle2289 Eurasia is a portmanteau, Europe+Asia because in reality it’s honestly all just one massive continent. So yes India🇮🇳 is Eurasian but so is China.
This would have worked so much better if it was France rather than USA, then flip to scenes of Luke as USA fighting Vader and eventually turning the UK back to democratic.
Just had a game where the Allies (Including Italy) led by Facist Britain, fought alongside the Axis which was only Germany and Hungary, oh and a democratic America leading a new faction also joined them, in a war against a faction led by Communist Mexico, that included Communist France. The soviets didn't get involved. But Poland did, declared war on France for Madagascar, joined the Allies, then was stabbed in the Back by Germany, creating a schrodinger's situation of every country both being allied and at war with one another all at once. It was crazy.
They can declare independence if you're going fascist or communist, but you can then try to block it and eventually force them to change ideology. Only non-aligned Britain is powerless to prevent this.
Imo it should have been France for Obi-Wan. If this is the start of WWII, then the US being with the Allies makes no sense, even in HOI4, as their missions wouldn't let the AI attack right at the start (at least it never happened to me).
@@nolanrichoux3538 True that USA wasn't in it from the start, but given that France got DP'd by German and Italian sausage in our timeline, getting Tripled by Germany, Italy and Britain in a fascist timeline would've made it loose even faster so the fact that Obi-Wan wins discounts France from being Obi. Padme on the other hand could've been France, given the whole éntent cordial and the continuation of our close ties with France that brought us to the same side again in WW2 - which would be betrayed should Britain go down the fascist path that France couldn't follow. Obi could've been the commonwealth though if you really wanted him to not be USA.
I like how they're using the period appropriate 48-star American flag; I've seen *so* many WW2 memes that use the modern one without thinking about it.
@@josephharrison8354 It wasn't split. The American population was wary of getting involved in another European war after the the pointlessness of WW1 but it wasn't pro-Axis nor did it have any large fascist organization outside of first-gen German migrants & their children living in the U.S (German-American Bund). Britain on the other hand had a relatively large fascist group (British Union of Fascists) that were actually getting elected to government successfully. The U.S wasn't that likely to go fascist, but I could see the U.K if things had gone differently embracing fascism, as many other European nations did-- -fascism was very much a European phenomena, whereas something like (Marxian) socialism was more universally applicable and not as restricted to Europe.
@@josephharrison8354 We didn't want to get involved because it was another European conflict. But considering that Britain and France were too weak to stop the Nazis it is a good thing that we stepped in.
Script, because I'm bored: Great Britain: I saw your -ship- message. What are you doing -out here- in Europe? Canada: I was so worried about you. -Obi Wan- America told me terrible things. Great Britain: What things? Canada: He said that you turned -to the dark side- fascist. That you... -killed younglings- joined the Axis. Great Britain: -Obi Wan- America is trying to turn you against me. Canada: He cares about -us- the Allies. Great Britain: -Us?- Allies? Canada: He knows. He wants to help you. -Anakin- Britain... all I want is -your love- democracy. Great Britain: -Love- Democracy won't save you, -Padme- Canada. Only my new -powers- fascist government can do that. Canada: At what cost? You're a -good person- democratic nation, don't do this! Great Britain: I won't lose you to communism the way I lost -my mother- Russia. I am becoming more powerful than any -Jedi- Allied nation has ever dreamed of. And I'm doing it for -you- the Empire. To protect you. Canada: Come away with me. Help me -raise our child- spread democracy. Leave -everything else- the Axis behind while we still can! Great Britain: Don't you see? We don't have to -run away- worry about communism anymore. I have brought peace to -the Republic- Britain. I am more powerful than -the Chancellor- Germany. I can overthrow him! And together, you and I can rule the -galaxy- world! Make things the way we want them to be! Canada: I don't believe what I'm hearing. -Obi Wan- America was right. You've changed. Great Britain: I don't wanna hear any more about -Obi Wan- America. The -Jedi- Allies turned against me; don't you turn against me! Canada: I don't know you anymore. -Anakin- Britain, you're breaking my heart! You're going down -a path- an ideology I can't follow! Great Britain: Because of -Obi Wan- America? Canada: Because of what you've done! What you plan to do! Stop! Stop now! Come back! -I love- We need you! Great Britain: Liar! Canada: No! Great Britain: You're with -him- America! You brought him here to -kill- invade me! America: Let -her- Canada go, -Anakin- Britain! -Let- Stop... -her- the... -go- invasion. Great Britain: You turned -her- Canada against me! America: You have done that yourself! Great Britain: You will not take -her- Canada from me! America: Your anger and your lust for power have already done that. You have allowed -this... dark lord- Germany to twist your mind, until now... until now, you have become the very thing you swore to destroy. Great Britain: Don't lecture me, -Obi Wan- America. I see through the lies of the -Jedi- Allies. I do not fear -the Dark Side- fascism as you do! I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Empire! America: Your new Empire? Great Britain: Don't make me -kill- invade you. America: -Anakin- Britain, my allegiance is to the Republic! To democracy! Great Britain: If -you're not with me- you don't join the Axis, then you're my enemy! America: Only a -Sith- fascist deals in absolutes. I will do what I must. Great Britain: You will try.
I palyed as Mexico and America went facsit and invaded me and I was facsit my self but I help the allies fight the axis and they called them self the confederacet states of America And Canada inveded the CSA
Perdona que hable en español...pero por lo que entendí, Rusia fue tomado como el verdadero enemigo por el Reino Unido esta vez, y éste se volvió fascista porque si no no creía poder vencer a la URSS, eso entendí yo.
No exactamente, es que ahora los estados fascistas de Europa le ganaron a la URSS y los Británicos se encaminaron por el fascismo y se unieron al Eje para no perder sus colonias, pero Canada toma el liderazgo de los Aliados en el juego y pide que vuelva con ellos para derrotar a Alemania xD. Seguramente Francia está llorando en algún lado de África.
@@luisguerrero8517 Ah pero el Reino Unido dijo que perdió a Rusia al volverse esta comunista...en cualquier caso si URSS perdió y el Reino Unido se volvió fascista ya dirás tu que harán Canadá y EEUU...porque también está Japón. Igualmente el comunismo era algo que RU quería erradicar en el vídeo, por eso me surgió la duda.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Admiral Nelson "the seaborne"? I thought not. It's not a story the French would tell you. It's a British legend. Admiral Nelson was an Admiral of the Fleet, so powerful and so unstoppable he could use the Royal Navy to influence the course of the war... He had such a knowledge of naval warfare that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The pursuit of maritime hegemony is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be...unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his lover, Lady Emma Hamilton. Unfortunately, he was shot by a French marksman in the hour of his greatest victory. It's ironic...he could save Britain from death, but not himself.
You gotta love it when the British man is representing America, the Canadian is Britain and the American is Canada
Yep
TIL that Hayden is Canadian.
Yes very not confusing
Just as planned
Mister world wide
It's my personal headcannon that everyone speaks English in Star Wars because Brittain conquered the whole world then spread out into space
Guess not only poland can into space
Based! 🇬🇧😎🏴
That would explain why so many people from the core have a British accent.
@@Xaeonx7GamingUXF what if Coursant is actually earth and the Brit’s terraformed it and London just consumed the earth
@@steffanyschwartz7801 In that case, I'm glad that galaxy is far far away. God I can't stand those people.
The accents are swapped lol
Nah
@@firestrikeriii5043 You are saying no the everything bot
So were the flags
I leave you with the 666th like
@@firestrikeriii5043 Art thee no more brain than stone? obi wan did light'rally hast a british accent and anakin hast an am'rican accent
"I won't lose you to communism the way I lost Russia."
- England.
The russian emperor and British king looked like twins but we're cousins so it makes sense.
@@olsenfernandes3634 that was WW1.
@@olsenfernandes3634 but yes. They did look very similar. Quite tragic to think that WW1 and thus WW2 was caused by a family misunderstanding…
@@rhysgoodman7628 Sadly it wasn't any misunderstanding, the top military commanders just wanted to try out their new war toys and the Kings were helpless.
They actually cared about each other but were unable to help eachother.
@@olsenfernandes3634 that’s also true.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Genghis, The Conquerer?"
"no"
"I thought not. It’s not a story that most of Eurasia would tell you. It’s a Medieval legend. Darth Genghis was a Dark Lord of the Mongols, so powerful and so wise he could use his troops to conquer... most of Eurasia!… "
"where can I learn this power?"
"Not from a communist"
But they conquered most of eurasia
@@m.s.8927 By Eurasia you mean India?
@@akrepiidfiresupportvehicle2289 your jokim
@@mauddib696 😨
@@akrepiidfiresupportvehicle2289 Eurasia is a portmanteau, Europe+Asia because in reality it’s honestly all just one massive continent. So yes India🇮🇳 is Eurasian but so is China.
"It's over Britain I have the High Grounds!"
its over Britain i have more industry then you
"You underestimate my navy!"
@@crystalcat1002 don't try it
@@yoavmor9002 Britain: (Tries to blockade American access to the Atlantic Ocean.)
@@crystalcat1002 Gets navally invaded in the London Area and capitulates
Meanwhile, Anakin in the previous movie:
"They're communists, and I slaughtered them like communists!"
BASED
Based
Based
episode 2: attack of the reds.
@@NunyaMcBusinessEpisode 1 The Phantom Socialists
This would have worked so much better if it was France rather than USA, then flip to scenes of Luke as USA fighting Vader and eventually turning the UK back to democratic.
No it would work better if it was USA rather than France and no stfu dude
@@firestrikeriii5043 Since when was Obi-Wan Anakin's kid?
@@tremedar he is American.
@@tremedar USA is more strongest than UK, the France of the WW2 no.
@@IceAlvaro13
Not in the first years of WW2, UK was stronger than the USA.
This is something that deserves 1 million views but doesn’t have 1 Million views.
Wait for a month
I approve of your pfp of a screenshotted nft
@@invurret9533 thank you my deer good sir
No only 69k
Give it a few years and the algorithm will work its magic
Sadly this doesn't really work anymore since Fascist Britain forms a faction with Italy.
No
If Britain goes for the kings party then no
@@matthewfong2976
Kings Party is non aligned.
@@LordGihrenZabi oh righttt
Can still ally Germany then align with Italy to destroy Germany.
It’s amazing how well this fits
True daddy
TEH FUCK
This is brilliant however you should have included the fight. I was already prepared to watch more. MOAR
yeah this got me hyped
thats not how you spell more
Goddamn genius out here
and the end
1:31 Missed opportunity to say "And together you and I can rule the waves"
Damn that would’ve been the funny
Why cant history lessons be taught like this. It will make teaching more understandable.
Because thank fuck the UK didn't turn fascist
because history is more complicated than memes
Oswald Mosley is gamer
@@maleexile9053 I couldn't imagine Thomas Shelby as the fascist leader of the uk
Just had a game where the Allies (Including Italy) led by Facist Britain, fought alongside the Axis which was only Germany and Hungary, oh and a democratic America leading a new faction also joined them, in a war against a faction led by Communist Mexico, that included Communist France. The soviets didn't get involved. But Poland did, declared war on France for Madagascar, joined the Allies, then was stabbed in the Back by Germany, creating a schrodinger's situation of every country both being allied and at war with one another all at once.
It was crazy.
What was the end result?
@@AlexanderMiller-lk3rb Broken save. The units wouldn't attack anything, due to be considered allied to everyone.
sounds like your average day in the balkans
Let me guess, you probably had historical AI turned off lol
maybe you can provide footage and/or replicate it?
“Britain. You’re going down a focus tree I can’t follow.”
Best comment hahahahahaha
“You were my brother, Britain, I loved you!”
I like how the captions made it make sense we need a sequel for this lmao
LOL good job friend...and yes, I think Canada remain an allied power if Britain joined the Axis.
Im pretty sure all the dominions declare total independence from the British when it changed ideologies. And there is only one place to go.
They can declare independence if you're going fascist or communist, but you can then try to block it and eventually force them to change ideology. Only non-aligned Britain is powerless to prevent this.
Still a better love story then Twilight
wake up it’s 2022
Hey comment to me now it's been a long month wish your not dead
@@azariahmacpherson1320 wake up
gonna cry
Will England's ex rebel son which won its freedom win again or this time England will take its revenge?
Stop
@@firestrikeriii5043 never
@@whitezombie10 it’s 1-1 who will win the son or the father
Find out, on Dragonball Z
@@auberginemanproductions1608 50 episodes later we get this scene
my new empire fits britan so well
So I guess Darth Jar Jar would be Italy in this case.
I laughed at this comment way more than I should have (but you are spot on)
1:35 actually sounds like Padme's worldview, too.
As a Prequel fan, I love how applicable the quotes and scenes are to everything.
This completely changes their conversation about democracy earlier in the movie.
This is so accurate it’s insane
This explains Canada and Britain's relationship but not America and Britain's
it does you just dont see it, like Obi, America is the bastion of light and democracy in this situation.
It does explain America and Britain’s relationship, what are you even talking about.
It’s not real life it’s HOI4
Imo it should have been France for Obi-Wan. If this is the start of WWII, then the US being with the Allies makes no sense, even in HOI4, as their missions wouldn't let the AI attack right at the start (at least it never happened to me).
@@nolanrichoux3538 True that USA wasn't in it from the start, but given that France got DP'd by German and Italian sausage in our timeline, getting Tripled by Germany, Italy and Britain in a fascist timeline would've made it loose even faster so the fact that Obi-Wan wins discounts France from being Obi. Padme on the other hand could've been France, given the whole éntent cordial and the continuation of our close ties with France that brought us to the same side again in WW2 - which would be betrayed should Britain go down the fascist path that France couldn't follow. Obi could've been the commonwealth though if you really wanted him to not be USA.
What’s ironic is that the actors are from all of those countries in the video
Wait so anakin is from britian wtf? I thought he was american
not all ,Natalie Portman is from Israel and no one is from US
@@billybriger9638 is Canadian
@@billybriger9638 nah he’s got it confused, Ewan McGregor (Obi Wan) is from Britain.
@@Namco_ Natalie Portman was born in Israel, but she's only an American citizen
When I‘m playing the USSR and need an extra challenge, this is what I set the game to lol
Canada, following down fascist path:
Im the empire now
I like how they're using the period appropriate 48-star American flag; I've seen *so* many WW2 memes that use the modern one without thinking about it.
Weird how Anakin spoke with an American accent...becomes Vader, starts talking like an African American mimicking a British accent.
I feel like this would still work perfectly if it was swapped
There was a video with facist America vs Britain. But its been taken down unfortunately
Not really. America was way, way, way less likely to turn fascist than Britain was.
@@noiamnotjohn3351 Even though before Pearl Harbour, the American populace was actually quite split regarding sympathies?
@@josephharrison8354 It wasn't split. The American population was wary of getting involved in another European war after the the pointlessness of WW1 but it wasn't pro-Axis nor did it have any large fascist organization outside of first-gen German migrants & their children living in the U.S (German-American Bund). Britain on the other hand had a relatively large fascist group (British Union of Fascists) that were actually getting elected to government successfully.
The U.S wasn't that likely to go fascist, but I could see the U.K if things had gone differently embracing fascism, as many other European nations did-- -fascism was very much a European phenomena, whereas something like (Marxian) socialism was more universally applicable and not as restricted to Europe.
@@josephharrison8354 We didn't want to get involved because it was another European conflict. But considering that Britain and France were too weak to stop the Nazis it is a good thing that we stepped in.
"You will try."
*"Oh, you want me to?"*
Obi wan standing on the ramp with the US flag over his face had me dying laughing.
This is too good
It's actually scary how well this fits...
I love this type of "what if?"
You can't unsee the fact that America speaks English in British accent while Britain in American.
I love Democracy
Star Wars has SO many links to Allies vs Axis anyway! EXCELLENT portrayal!
When the accents are swapped between nations
It would've been better if there was 1v1 gameplay between Britain and USA
Best one of these I've seen. Anyone else get actual chills from this? 🤣
When you dad is on his 6th beer
Script, because I'm bored:
Great Britain: I saw your -ship- message. What are you doing -out here- in Europe?
Canada: I was so worried about you. -Obi Wan- America told me terrible things.
Great Britain: What things?
Canada: He said that you turned -to the dark side- fascist. That you... -killed younglings- joined the Axis.
Great Britain: -Obi Wan- America is trying to turn you against me.
Canada: He cares about -us- the Allies.
Great Britain: -Us?- Allies?
Canada: He knows. He wants to help you. -Anakin- Britain... all I want is -your love- democracy.
Great Britain: -Love- Democracy won't save you, -Padme- Canada. Only my new -powers- fascist government can do that.
Canada: At what cost? You're a -good person- democratic nation, don't do this!
Great Britain: I won't lose you to communism the way I lost -my mother- Russia. I am becoming more powerful than any -Jedi- Allied nation has ever dreamed of. And I'm doing it for -you- the Empire. To protect you.
Canada: Come away with me. Help me -raise our child- spread democracy. Leave -everything else- the Axis behind while we still can!
Great Britain: Don't you see? We don't have to -run away- worry about communism anymore. I have brought peace to -the Republic- Britain. I am more powerful than -the Chancellor- Germany. I can overthrow him! And together, you and I can rule the -galaxy- world! Make things the way we want them to be!
Canada: I don't believe what I'm hearing. -Obi Wan- America was right. You've changed.
Great Britain: I don't wanna hear any more about -Obi Wan- America. The -Jedi- Allies turned against me; don't you turn against me!
Canada: I don't know you anymore. -Anakin- Britain, you're breaking my heart! You're going down -a path- an ideology I can't follow!
Great Britain: Because of -Obi Wan- America?
Canada: Because of what you've done! What you plan to do! Stop! Stop now! Come back! -I love- We need you!
Great Britain: Liar!
Canada: No!
Great Britain: You're with -him- America! You brought him here to -kill- invade me!
America: Let -her- Canada go, -Anakin- Britain! -Let- Stop... -her- the... -go- invasion.
Great Britain: You turned -her- Canada against me!
America: You have done that yourself!
Great Britain: You will not take -her- Canada from me!
America: Your anger and your lust for power have already done that. You have allowed -this... dark lord- Germany to twist your mind, until now... until now, you have become the very thing you swore to destroy.
Great Britain: Don't lecture me, -Obi Wan- America. I see through the lies of the -Jedi- Allies. I do not fear -the Dark Side- fascism as you do! I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Empire!
America: Your new Empire?
Great Britain: Don't make me -kill- invade you.
America: -Anakin- Britain, my allegiance is to the Republic! To democracy!
Great Britain: If -you're not with me- you don't join the Axis, then you're my enemy!
America: Only a -Sith- fascist deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.
Great Britain: You will try.
Damn! So this is the feeling when you watch JoJo meme when understand Japanese
"Don't me me in invade you."
truly one of the best things I have ever seen
I change England to
ALL HAIL OCEANIA
I palyed as Mexico and America went facsit and invaded me and I was facsit my self but I help the allies fight the axis and they called them self the confederacet states of America And Canada inveded the CSA
Nope
@@firestrikeriii5043 why it happened
stop
@@seams4186 why
The Confederate States of America was real once
Тем временем Индия: Ладно, я в сторонке постою, ок?
3:47 American Revolutionary Wars Be like
May be Germany with you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Perdona que hable en español...pero por lo que entendí, Rusia fue tomado como el verdadero enemigo por el Reino Unido esta vez, y éste se volvió fascista porque si no no creía poder vencer a la URSS, eso entendí yo.
No exactamente, es que ahora los estados fascistas de Europa le ganaron a la URSS y los Británicos se encaminaron por el fascismo y se unieron al Eje para no perder sus colonias, pero Canada toma el liderazgo de los Aliados en el juego y pide que vuelva con ellos para derrotar a Alemania xD. Seguramente Francia está llorando en algún lado de África.
@@luisguerrero8517 Ah pero el Reino Unido dijo que perdió a Rusia al volverse esta comunista...en cualquier caso si URSS perdió y el Reino Unido se volvió fascista ya dirás tu que harán Canadá y EEUU...porque también está Japón.
Igualmente el comunismo era algo que RU quería erradicar en el vídeo, por eso me surgió la duda.
This is probably one of the best ones I have seen
When he said “I am stronger than the chancellor.” I think of small mustache man
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Admiral Nelson "the seaborne"?
I thought not. It's not a story the French would tell you. It's a British legend. Admiral Nelson was an Admiral of the Fleet, so powerful and so unstoppable he could use the Royal Navy to influence the course of the war... He had such a knowledge of naval warfare that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
The pursuit of maritime hegemony is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be...unnatural.
He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his lover, Lady Emma Hamilton. Unfortunately, he was shot by a French marksman in the hour of his greatest victory. It's ironic...he could save Britain from death, but not himself.
The American flag over obiwan is hilarious
We British are small but very strong 💪🏻
petition for a full movie on this
hell yeah
Why does this sound so perfect
This was way more epic than the movie ngl
I like how Obiwan says "Only Fascists deals in absolutes" and then you remember everything America has done until today.
It was for the good of democracy
@@jackmetrro I don't believe in democracy, because democracy has yet to believe in me.
@@StandardBuster it is our sacred traditions that go back to the founding of the republic. You must seek the spirit of George Washington.
Yes, I like it when contracts and deals are clear and followed through 100%. Unknown to corruption, nor known to pity.
@@jackmetrro by todays standards Washington would be considered more "extreme" than hitler he legit was a racialist who owned slaves lol.
I need to see the full movie of this
*Britain proceeds to get curb stomped by the US*
The ultimate blueball
This was absolutely genius
Dam some of the original line fit in pretty well
America: I will free what i must.
2:22 when Pearl Harbour happens
Canada has declared independence
I saw this happen once and as Belgium I attempted to change the British government back
I'm doubled down in laughter rn help
Dam man we need a part 2 of this!😁
We need a second part for the video
In the end A big song will pop up:MERICA Heck yeah !
Holy shit this is a little bit too accurate
Germany should‘ve been palpatine
Germany was plapatine
Britain: I pledge myself to your teachings
Germany: Gooooooodd!
I can't stop imagine if I did
Love this
Bro I'm crying!!!!
Fascist Luxembourg best hoi4 nation
I need to see the full fight
Its very sad, im crying 😭
-You are going down a path in your focus tree thet annexes me.-
Canada
Dominions Break with the Crown
We are powerless to stop them - for now
Perhaps the people are right - the King should abdicate.
"You're braking my heart?" ...what?
Imagine anikin being the soviet union and padma being west Berlin and obi won being america
This is perfect 😂
Why do the lines fit so well here?
obi one is a stright giga chad
Wait. Isn’t the line “only sith deal in absolutes” and absolute in itself?
I have the nuclear high ground - obi wan America....
The second revolution
Today I played a game where it was America, the Axis, the Cominturn and the Chinese vs the Allies and Japan.
but in here UK can actually destroy Germany in 1v1 situation any time i guess, unlike Anakin at the timeline of the movie and anytime after that fight
They said you turned communist and joined the soviet union
Here before this blows up on UA-cam like every other Chad here.