What if The UK Never Joined WW2 - Hearts Of Iron 4
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Do Artillery Only
No
Alex the rambler did a ad for kingdom maker and he mentioned the boinking so why didn’t you😐
Looks like crар
Where’s the rat
That Tibetan modern tank is probably the most cursed thing I've ever seen in any game ever.
the best part was that it had like, NO EQUIPMENT IN IT
It's like a ghost division operation
@@zollychan
PANZER ELITE
BORN TO COMPETE
NEVER RETREAT
@@zollychan first in the line of fire, first into hostile land, monks leading the way…
The ghost division
The second most cursed is the soviet congo
I love how despite losing the war, Germany ended up as a super power ruling over half of Europe and Africa.
Germany is WW2 Bulgaria on steroids.
Mission failed successfully!
bring back the ray
So like OTL? I guess on OTL they don’t have many neocolonial investments in Africa, but half of Western Africa is still practically a French colonial possession and France is in the EU, which Germany dominates, so that counts, right?
@@marcino457 that's not how the EU works...
i just had a dream where you decided to play every releasable nation in africa A to Z and you started with albania for dream reasons , please make my dream real
albania used to be a state in the caucuses, which is sorta africa.
Ah, love me a gibberish a.i German pornstar. Does anyone actually fall for this?
Al-Andalus
@The Ring of power. Ffs this is in every commentsection
Albania the best African nation
there's a fun thing you can do with imperial federation. Where you go down fascist path, complete "unite the anglosphere" down the monarchy bit, invade and fully annex all US cores. Retake the commonwealth. Form the "Dominion of North America", giving Canada all US territory you occupy and coring it. Then you do imperial federation, and since you formed the dominion of north america, you get all the US cores too. THEN, you have the option to form the EU on top of that. Can only be done with fascist UK though after imperial federation.
Correction: canada only accepts if you have more factories than them. So you need to do the imperial federation events BEFORE you form the Dominion of North America with the decision.
Also you can theoretically core Spain, Portugal, and Brazil this way, if France cores Spain and Spain cores Portugal and Portugal cores Brazil.
bring back the rat
@@willblack7353 that's a hyper specific path, but I like it
@@bdoom361 That's interesting, I've never had an issue with doing things that way round
“Soviet Congo” - where all the comrades give each other a helping hand!
Damn, brutal jokes
That was brutal. Almost as brutal as King Leo 2 of Belgium
@@Jimothyjohns oh wow, which wacky person may that be? 😁
Now that was funny
But they don’t have any to give
1 minute of silence for the missing rat
Bring back the rat
@u know me You have the rat?
Put the r-r-rat back on t-t-the... screen 😭
bring back the rat
Being back the rat
POV: You have entered a different universe and ISP has become Drew Durnil and is now spectating Hoi4 without getting involved
ISP Reddit videos incoming
He did get involved
E
@@EEEEEEEE u are cultured
I miss those days
This feels weord seeing him play countries he's played before
@@crocodileguy4319 I was talking about how a2z ended so now it's weird not seeing him playing weird ass nations
bring back the rat
ISP: so today we're not getting envolved in WWII
Nevile Chamberline: YES
ISP: "officially"
Chamberline: NO NO NO
*"The United States joines the Comintern"*
The most cursed alliance since *"The German Empire joins the Comintern"*
*We can’t expect the Allies to do [any] of the work*
bring back the rat
Tvoja mama
The Berlin-Moscow Axis, so cursed it can literally knock the non-Democracy out of the USA.
Unironically blessed tho, no cold war
*Soviets capitulate Germany*
France: We’re saved! You’re going to liberate us, right?
….
Right?
They did liberate France, in Algeria lmao
More like, under new management
Now with A2Z over, the mods shall be UNLEASHED!!!
Hopefully
Whenever the AI makes the peace deals, what's funny is that they always liberate Austria but only in South Tyrol.
I swear Kingdom Maker is gonna be the next Raid Shadow Legends
yes
Neville Chamberlain simulator
Chamber of Neville
Isp never disappoints us with his crippled depression caused by hoi4.
"America probably just dropped a nuke on China."
McArthur: *nuts*
Recently, I played Germany, and it was the first time I did so after the release of NSB. I went fascist and before NSB, I would usually not declare on Poland and let the Soviets defeat them so I could get cores Poznan and Katowice, then I would immediately invade the Soviets since they always took horrendous losses. Only then would I declare on the Allies. I tried doing that in my recent game, but the Soviets were doing nothing. Which was odd since going after Poland, Romania, the Baltic states, and Finland were some of the first things they usually do after the Great Purge is over. So I waited and waited until it was 45'. Then I tagged switched to the Soviets to see what they were doing and they didn't even finish the Great Purge. The time since the last purge focus was around two years. So I then forced them to finish the purge and waited a year for them to declare on Poland. Then they took another year to defeat Poland. Then I finally declared war on them. I literally sat from 36' to 47' building up and doing nothing else. Also the Great Patriotic War was against Iraq, and France went democratic but since I didn't invade them, communism slowly built up until they flipped, unlocked the communist branch, and left the Allies sometime in 48' or 49'. By then, the game ran so poorly that I just decided to end my campaign.
I once had a game last until 1984
E
Gravy Father has returned
Way to Easily annex subjects: Build Forts in them, they are quick and easy and you can spam so many of them
doesnt their autonomy decrease on the amount of civs youre using on building on them
@@pandaxow7121 It increases with any building. Infrastructure is good if you wanna do it slow and get a nice bonus at the end. Forts are a good way to do it quickly, the quickest actually
Rip the rat
"Braun, put the rat on the screen"
You can assign field marshals at the same time as generals to volunteers.
ISP: sets Japan to be neutral
Japan: *declares war on soviets*
Japan: …uh bonzai?
Neutral just means it goes nonaligned, and the japanese nonaligned tree is all about attacking the soviet union
Confused battotai
"The United States joined Comintern"
*WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!?!*
Isp: "the British had something called-"
Ad: "DayDawns power wash"
Me: nice
”Peace in our time? More like Deez in our time. And by deez I mean deez nuts!”
~ Palden Norbu
Palden Norbu based war criminal
I had an idea: you could do a ck3 a-z, but doing all starting nations would be insane, so the idea is that you would create every kingdom and empire starting from the letter a to z, so it wouldnt be like 1 million videos
When ISP does more AI only games then Drew Durnil:
Honestly I wouldn't mind having a new Czech focus tree where you can make zapodoslavia
I dunno sounds like a mega evolution of zapdos
I think it’d be fun if he played every state in the USA. Seems like a fun way to spend a few months
When america has to complete 3 focuses to join the Comintern and does that in 5 days so ISP can have content/stop waiting
"What if the UK never joined WW2"
Hippie UK moment
The funny part is how a neutral Britain would most likely have helped Germany, not the Soviets.
ISP really pushing the limits of logic for the funnies.
Actually, by helping either you technically aren't be neutral.
I’d argue splendid isolation was actually the case of the British watching their favourite TV show and whenever there’s a threat that it will get cancelled it’s full action stations in order to make certain that it gets it’s next season.
New challenge HOI4 but you actually enjoy the game and don't bump the liquor store owner up a tax bracket.
GIVE US THE RAT
US joins Comintern, Tibetan modern tank division, Soviet Kongo...
HOI4 AI is beautiful
I tried this only for a civil war to break out
I think you went the communist path.
I can hear the difference in your voice now that you're finished with HoI4 A-Z. You sound genuinely happier and this was a lot of fun.
Also this seems like a pretty based timeline.
Skip ad 2:00
I think lowering your puppet's autonomy before holding the imperialconference will make it more likely that they'd accept the offers
your next series should be "forming every single formable nation in hoi4"
BRING👏BACK👏THE👏RAT👏ISP👏
I have a fun mod you should try, it called “on the clouds of heaven, rise of the Vatican” it’s a new mod and it was extremely fun and the focus tree is very fun as well
Yes
"never play HOI4 past 1945. It is a cursed place that makes no sense whatsoever."
Yeah but I love it when you play late 'cursed' HOI4 games. They're awesome with their lunatic narratives that the AI cooks up. It makes great youtube vids. XD 😂
My favorite schizo scenario was when everybody left the allies after WW2, Poland formed full Intermarium which led to them fighitng USA for some reason, which resulted in Japan winning in Asia and led to WW3 with Intermarium ahd Japan murdering Soviets. From earlier phenomenona, all the dominions have left the UK despite the latter staying democratic, France had three civil wars, Italy had a civil war that kept facists in power and Switzerland casually formed Alpine Protectorate wihtout shooting a single bullet
My longest games Australia 1956, Guangxi 1963...after that I've never played another Chinese warlord game ever again.
3:25
Soviet Union: -Hey, that's my role!
I think Germany failed upwards in this game, even in losing they stilled kept France and the African colonies.
Got my wisdom teeth violently yanked from my skull a bit ago. Thanks for making me not feel like death for a bit
12:50 Very nice faction name.
Hello from Turkey 🇹🇷😇
Splendid isolation A to Z.
Chamberlain: I SAID WE HAVE PEACE IN OUR GODDAMN TIME AND NOTHING WILL STOP ME
That last third REALLY stretches the definition of not getting involved. A whole lot of "I'm breaking through, and my tanks are doing..."
12:31 “it’s just a special operation”
Me:where have I heard that before
15:20 I have a feeling that one day we might have the reason to say "that aged well
Paradox NEEDS to get the AI & it's supply line issues fixed. IMHO should have been a done deal before they pushed out the update that added them. *shrug*
Tibetan modern tank is probably top 3 cursed hoi4 for me
A-Z is done and isorrow can't get hoi4 out of his system
'Sorry ol' chap, but you're CRINGE!' *denies french membership*
i laughed way too much at that
The hilarious thing is that I am a rail fan and the LMS (London, Midland & Scottish Railway) Class 8F locomotive was real, and were used by the war department in the Middle East during the Second World War and some were sold after ww2 to locale railways.
WHY did I laugh at
"Sorry old chap, but you are cringe!*
Cam on ingerland, fite sum fakin woooooors
1:35. this is even scarier then the realistic version of "You're pointless".
The faction name reminded me of Greece-o-Slavia lmao
Honestly that peace deal was not the worst it could be
I just realized... OMG im watching your vids since 6 fucking years, and you have been my first english speaking youtuber that i have subbed for.... time goes fast asf
Megacampain A-Z when?
Seeing that aircraft designer is a nightmare after By Blood Alone
Germany: “I see this as an absolute win!”
“Neville, I thought you said this would be ‘peace in our time!’“
“To be fair, I never said Germany and Poland were part of our….”
Edit: Great, now there’s German bots out to seduce me…
You summoned them!
@@HaapsaluYT summoned who?
@@cqpp
Oh thank the Rat, it’s been scrubbed
@@warlordofbritannia yep they're gone :)
@@warlordofbritannia lol, would've been interested to see it, quite unfortunate. Did they just spam random links in German or something?
for once Neville man gets his strat used
4:29
Italian Focus Tree: *exi-*
“Sorry, ol’ chap!
BUT YOU’RE
C R I N G E”
I love these sorts of cursed videos
Babe wake up, new ISP video just dropped.
I'd enjoy this more if you released all of your colonies and Northern Ireland first
You've angered the ghost of Ian Paisley!
you could have bought all of the soviet resources on the market to give them civs therefore helping the supply issues
See this is what every country should do, just mind their own business if it doesn't effect them.
Would had been funnier if you did it with the black shirt with the pacifist leader XD
ISP needs to watch the kingdom maker ads before he gets a sponsorship from them
I can't tell you how many times I've played as someone like Brazil, done my own thing the entire time and waited until the Germans were getting beaten to join the war, get 2% participation and steal whatever I could in the peace deal.
Do Artillery Only
The most weird swiss gameplay I have even seen
I was skipping through the add, but then the screened went black and it opened to an isp saying boo… scared the hell outta me. Turns out I accidentally skipped the video
U should replay this now with the new arms trading mechanic. Mass produce arms to carry germany's enemies to victory
12:30 that was an amazing joke!
This video is the in incarnation of the old headline from The Times of London: “Channel shrouded in fog - Continent cut off.”
in the UK when this was released it was like 100 degrees farenheit and it was a pain (im from northern brit)
you do nothing as the uk and look away for a second and the soviet union casually forms 1984's eurasia
This Video was made for Neville Chamberlain and he was still brought out back and shot
Who would have thought that British imperialist expansionist isolation would lead to an incredibly cursed world.
Idea: as USSR you can't advance upon any territory while at war. "Peaceful agression."
you really missed a trick with calling the faction "the united kingkey"
I play kingdom maker and it is exactly what it shows in the sponsorship
How many tank divisions should there be in an army? Tanks are there to attack, right? So how should I use my infantry?
I think Germany still won in the end. I've never seen the AI do something like that before, lol.
I had a good laugh with “Soviet Congo” like WHAT.
The craziest part of this timeline is the old "cruiser tank" doctrine actually apparently worked here 😂
Shouldve done Norway. Called it NoWarway!
I’m 99% sure you did this with Chile in A to Z. Do I get a cookie for knowing ISorrow lore?