*new paper pops up* "the bombing of berlin " "the first and hopfully the last atomic bombing" *me playing as germany* AHH SHIT they got controll over an air base
**Switzerland walks in** Switzerland: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET THE POPCORN YET America: **breathes heavily** you don't wanna know what pappened here just.....just......your joining WW3 if you like it or not
I once beat an Italy player as Yugoslavia through diplomacy. Made allies with Turkey and Greece, he got cold feet and didnt want to war when Turks showed up on my border forts I justified for my core after he gave up and he gave it to me knowing he cant take me on. Balkans when united > Italy
@@sol2544 Y'know if Balkan entente was a thing during ww2 italy couldn't do anything against any balkan countries. IRL Turkish president that died 2 years before ww2 formed alliances in middle east (sadabat pact) and in balkans (balkan pact) for sake of protecting Turkey from a possible Italian or Soviet invasion (Mussolini had ambitions in mediterrenean and levant, and Russians have always wanted the straits). Had he survived a bit longer balkans today could be a bit more united politically, Turkey would have been more integrated to west and most importantly balkans would not suffer from half a decade full of communism. I suppose the morale here is that alcohol and sleep deprevation are terrible things. Because Atatürk (the president i talked about) died because of cirrhosis. He was drinking at least a litre of rakı every day for being abled to sleep.
@@zacharytang3840It's rather a reference to the fact that sometimes France flips to communism due to 45% communist popularity even on historical mode.
britain: hey us, please help with ww2 united states: no thanks britain: what if i offered some oil- united states: germany has died since you said the word oil, i killed him with several nukes, now, about that oil.
Why is Greece the only one that doesn't have the correct flag for that time period.It should have been the Kingdom of Greece flag. Great video tho! These videos made me want to buy HOI!! XD
Russia:I can invade you German Reich. German:If you attack me then your little wife Mongolia is gonna be killed by my partner Japan. Russia:*laughs* cuz Mongol already war on Japan and Mongolia is so near on Victory. German:For Fuck's saying..
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Inaccurate Italy survived to long
Yeah! Shouldn't Albania have annexed them by now?
you mean ethiopia right?
soldierfull nah, Tannu Tuva could do that easily
Urso de Humanas nah the real player bhutan or the thunder dragon empire
@@soldierfull the vatican you mean
Several years of a starring contest followed by a few months of actual excitement.
Seems legit
is the kiazzerich mod it takes about 3 or 4 years for a war that last about 1 or 2 years.
thats how they imagined WW1 would go prior to summer 1914
kaiserreich
Several years of a starring contest followed by a few months of actual excitement.
Seems legit
Learn history, shmuck.
@@theonehappyorc1235 it's hoi4
Should've covered the word "Max" in the subtitles with "Tannu Tuva."
Tannu what?
@@CopywrightLLM yes bitch yes!!!
What tuva?
Yes
Latin America be like
*observes quietly*
Urso de Humanas *observes worringly in spanish*
Not really, I'm Brazilian :P
No they would be the ones who shoot America after
*In Portuguese*
Merry Easter I mean, seriously no that’s the swiss
Germany: *shooting USSR*
USSR: *shooting Germany*
France: *shooting Germany*
Japan: *shooting China*
Italy: *shooting Greece*
USA: "I don't discriminate."
*begins unloading on everyone*
I love the way the US appears at the end just to gun everybody down.
It's not wrong though
That's hoi4 USA in a nutshell
No Manhattan Plan though.
*new paper pops up* "the bombing of berlin "
"the first and hopfully the last atomic bombing"
*me playing as germany* AHH SHIT they got controll over an air base
hey, did you quit mapping?
*Watches this after watching Inglorious Basterds*
"Three Glasses."
OOOOOOOOOOOOH.
Which scence?
@@prenidsouza9423
Drei Gl(a umlaut)ser
my Ex was from poland.. and she told me how to "correctly" show three with your hands lol with your thumb, pointer and middle
@@Radditz68 how else would you
@@datboy038 The way Fassbender's character did it. With your three fingers. That's a dead giveaway you're not from the continent.
**Switzerland walks in**
Switzerland: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET THE POPCORN YET
America: **breathes heavily** you don't wanna know what pappened here just.....just......your joining WW3 if you like it or not
Perfect
Vinnie Tom you’re hah
you're*
well germany needs to go around the maginot one way or the other, might as well shake it up and go through switzerland this time. xD
@@destrucktoid7569 to many mountains
"I must say....damn good stuff sir"
3:39 "Say goodbye to your Nazi Balls"- Soviet Union 2017
Commie France said if.
It*
Yugoslavia but ok
@@forickgrimaldus8301 This is not Yugoslavia but Commie France
wonderful scene and nice editing
LEONSKENNEDY91 film name?
The Inglorious Bastards
Tarantino's WW2 movie
Poor Yugoslavia,all they wanted to do was join the Komintern. :(
I once beat an Italy player as Yugoslavia through diplomacy.
Made allies with Turkey and Greece, he got cold feet and didnt want to war when Turks showed up on my border forts
I justified for my core after he gave up and he gave it to me knowing he cant take me on.
Balkans when united > Italy
That's The French Commune,
a reference to the fact that in Non-Historical HOI4 AI France usually becomes communist.
@@sol2544
Y'know if Balkan entente was a thing during ww2 italy couldn't do anything against any balkan countries. IRL Turkish president that died 2 years before ww2 formed alliances in middle east (sadabat pact) and in balkans (balkan pact) for sake of protecting Turkey from a possible Italian or Soviet invasion (Mussolini had ambitions in mediterrenean and levant, and Russians have always wanted the straits). Had he survived a bit longer balkans today could be a bit more united politically, Turkey would have been more integrated to west and most importantly balkans would not suffer from half a decade full of communism.
I suppose the morale here is that alcohol and sleep deprevation are terrible things. Because Atatürk (the president i talked about) died because of cirrhosis. He was drinking at least a litre of rakı every day for being abled to sleep.
mfw everyone forgets the nam
@@zacharytang3840It's rather a reference to the fact that sometimes France flips to communism due to 45% communist popularity even on historical mode.
Watched this. Watched your other videos. Realized that HOI4 is a meme goldmine. Click subscribe button. Great video!
USA comes in with a machine gun 😂
Submachine gun
@@wunderpuma4453 SMG= MP BTW
For some reason I thought he said a machete gun
@@wunderpuma4453 yes you are correct, that is an MP-40. I was gonna point it out myself but you have for me. Thanks
Pretty much sums this all up.
Could've been the Free American Empire at the end unless I'm the only person who does that
the name sucks so I go with the communist states of america
Guys guys
United socialist states of America
U.S.S.A
You aren't
Nah I go with MURICA
democratic America is very boring. So, I turn Fascist or Communist
britain: hey us, please help with ww2
united states: no thanks
britain: what if i offered some oil-
united states: germany has died since you said the word oil, i killed him with several nukes, now, about that oil.
*Gunfight with the USSR and the Axis*
USA: "Remember, no russian."
And America comes in to mop the mess up
Japan immediately stabs Taiwan xD
*Nationalist China
This comment is banned in People’s republic of China.
XD America at the end guns everybody down
Everyone:*having a stand off*
America:*the sleeping giant*
Everyone:*shoots each other*
America:*wakes up* IM TRYING TO SLEEP **guns everyone down**
Me playing British Malaya: "There aren't much of your kind around these parts."
Convoys
Praying for Guide colonies to independence
0:32 to the right
DEMAAAAAAAAAAAAANETIZED
"Ich habe eine Pistole auf ihre Ei*r gerichtet seit sie hier sitzen" 😂 und "say aufwiedersehen to your Nazi balls" 🤣
Me learning german at 14 all i got from that was i have a Pistol/Gun and say aufwiedersehen to your nazi balls
I love how the U.S. mows everyone down, fascist or otherwise.
I love all of the minor nations throwing army efforts all over the place.
"Say Auf Wiedersehen to you're Nazi balls"
- French Commune 2017
Best hearts of iron 4 in a nutshell video I’ve seen yet
That laugh made by the french commune tho
to epic
00:33 accurate depiction of neville chamberlain’s britain
I see Greece in the background chilling and then shoots italy
That was brilliant even though I think the flags are too big. Anyway, nice one dude :)
3:46 Hungary just
look xd
That russian is a spy...
These are gold
*USA joins the server*
"Skrubs...."
This is a reenactment of everyone’s first time playing USA.
I feel bad for Hungary, they just stood in the corner waiting for things to die down.
Being that I finished watching this movie about an hour ago, this is great.
Now America what did we say about shooting places up?
Before America came in to shoot everyone else,
Everyone: *shooting each other*
Hungary: **confused screaming intensifies**
that escalated quickly lol
Out of all the versions of this I've seen this is the most accurate
Question: why are all they wearing SS uniforms?
The real Scouter British and American spies in Nazi Germany and Occupied France
Watch movie: inglorious bastards you'll understand
Comrade
I literally gripped my legs so hard together when they shot each other in the nuts
Switzerland in the corner reading a book.
Usa: brrbbrrrbrrrrbrr
i just saw the couple-second preview and i can already see the irony
I am so happy i understood everything😂 i Couldn't stop laughing
1:36 The third Reich actually has the logo on its shoulder!
Why is Greece the only one that doesn't have the correct flag for that time period.It should have been the Kingdom of Greece flag.
Great video tho! These videos made me want to buy HOI!! XD
National Anthem ear rape needed
tentacle and capitalism *LONG LIVE OUT SOVIET MOTHERLAND*
tentacle and capitalism
No. That is a tired as hell meme and a stupid one at that.
Hey who tf smuggled a
Camera down here ?!
America said "Alright, that's just about enough of that."
Japan as Stiglitz stabbing China lmao
Murica coming in to fire
Switzerland does pikachu face lol
Btw, this movie is called 'inglorious basterds' and this is on netflix it is very funny to watch so watch it yourself
That really is how it goes down
3:38 I love that what Yugoslavia did
Yugoslavia:Say goodbye to your Nazi balls.
That's... the French Commune...
I love how UK is just watching them.
America be like rekey England have independence and ends turn
ANNEX ALL.
Badass uniforms
I like how there are greece jugoslavia romania and poland in the background
*N O D S W I T H E Y E S*
wrong
like in RL, the USA were upstairs waiting til everyone's dead or about to die.
Ah inglorious bastards a very good movie
The scene that has better fitted in this meme.
Britain just reaching for the bomb🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌
you have to show the fingers, thats the reason why they found out
Well... that escalated quickly
America just comes in with a machine gun hahahahhaha
submachine gun
United States: *WHOS THE ENEMY FIRE*
I mean technically Aldo Raine should have been the US showing up late and blowing everything up
Mmmm, Inglorious Bastards
BEST MOVIE EVER
Ussr collapsing:Cold War, Germany being defeated:Omaha, japan=nuke
*sees Sweden and Switzerland hiding underneath a table*
The US: *;-; the f-*
Sweden: is it over..?
Switzerland: I think so..
I just loved how I noticed that there are SS marks on the Soviet Union's caller
because he's pretending to be part of the SS.
Russia:I can invade you German Reich.
German:If you attack me then your little wife Mongolia is gonna be killed by my partner Japan.
Russia:*laughs* cuz Mongol already war on Japan and Mongolia is so near on Victory.
German:For Fuck's saying..
i like how the flags show no emotions
Well that escalated quickly
What movie was this
Inglourious Basterds
Hungary shooting Poland isn't accurately true but overall great work!
Who else looked at the card and thought it was the greatest showman
this is amazing
That happened so quickly
Many man clenched near the end all men felt the pain
I saw this movie it's called "Inglorious Basterds"
Inaccurate Germany died before Italy.
Quick question
How the fuck did Italy kill Britain?
America is still standing whether anyone is standing or not
This drink should be represented by Poland
France just had to shoot him in the head, that was it!
France's chuckle tho
when the movie is actually ww2 related
The only nations that didn't shoot Italy were Yugoslavia, Germany , France , sovie and Mongolia as far as I saw
M8 you could've had america as Brad bit when he arrived and walked downstairs
that looks about right
I watched this movie like 4 times and I still don't understand who shoot who
I don't know where you got this from, I've never played a game where the USSR defeats Germany.