FYI: That bird was most likely a cockatoo but with beak and feather disease. This disease causes their feathers to fall out and their beaks either to be super long or super short.
Peppa: oH GeOrGe, YoU tHRew tHe BaLl toO HaRd! Peppa: *CHARGES THE BALL UP HARD* George: *please help 🥺* Peppa: *THROWS THE BALL ENOUGH TO KNOCK GEORGE OVER* George: hard enough??
The bird around 12:30 is (i believe) a Goffin’s Cockatoo. The bird in the specific video was rescued from abusive conditions that put him under so much stress that he started to self-mutilate. He was rescued and is better now.
11:49 that is a parrot That parrot has a sad history the parrot plucked its feathers out from anxiety from its old home now that parrots a happy bird ^^
So I was banned from orange fizzy drinks my entire childhood from the time i was 4 and went loopy on it. Ever feel relatable about something that shouldn't be relatable? Orange free kids unite
Reminds me of one I saw. Person 1: (in chair on the rooftops) Nono, don't touch me there, this is my nono square. (Person 2 walks in) Nono, don't touch me there, this is my nono squa... What are you doing here? 2: F**K YOUR NONO SQUARE DAWG! (Grabs the chair by the legs) YEET! (throws the chair and the person of the building) 1: (Distant screams)
I remember watching peppa pig as a kid and asking my mom why they called a flashlight a torch because I’m American and I did not know British versions of American words yet
Dan really is a Dad now, he has started ranting about kids shows, and as an older sibling, I once explained to my Dad why Paw Patrol is going downhill and the whole time he agreed with me.
"This is how you can be in a dance group without having any friends"
*BRAIN 100*
1000 IQ
Pls make a piggy chapter 11
Old Dan: Minecraft mod showcase
Present Dan: getting mad at tik toks
LOL 😂 😂😂😂
@Christopher Farley Nope, I've Seen U Before. You Only Beg Golddigger.
He's truly the man he was meant to be
@@kindredsouls7680 what is your definition of gold digger?
Flying Ninja nine year old me used to have great content
Quote of the year “ this is how you can be in a dance group without any friends”
Quote by Dantdm😂
I would absolutely love to see a whole half hour long video of Dan reacting to and reviewing Peppa pig episodes
yup me too!
yesss
Ngl y'all, I forgot I posted this comment
Yesss
i would to
Nobody:
Dantdm: making everyone's tik toks better.
Barry Joyce did you know that tic toc star new thing is to make fun of people with epilepsy then mock them so why should we give them attention
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET LOL LOL LOL LOL BRA LOL
@@jackwood2806 hi
Yup.
Sample Text and who the hell are you talking about?
Nobody:
Someone: *mining the diamonds downwards without hesitations*
Also DanTDM: you deserve to be in this casket-
You didn’t say dan tdm before and I don’t understand
…
…
…
FYI: That bird was most likely a cockatoo but with beak and feather disease. This disease causes their feathers to fall out and their beaks either to be super long or super short.
It could also be a human with unknown diseases that has caused it’s appearance to change
Crazy Kraken shouldnt have played in Chernobyl
‘Peppa says she wins, honks after it’
DanTDM
🤣🤣🤣
*"I'm gonna stop watching tiktok, I've gotta watch more tiktok"* - Dantdm 2020
Isn't that everyone tho 😂
I was one of the ppl who downloaded it just for fun or as a joke until.. A few swipes and I'm hooked
That human wasp one was the one I sent
Yep😐
Dan: Cats scare me.
Also Dan: Has every cat breed in minecraft hardcore
Lol
I love Pokemon a little to much
If dan doesn't see this i will legitemately be disappointed
He killed all most all his cats on “accident”
Well he doesn’t have all the breeds anymore
Dan: what is that animal I thought the dodos were extinct
Me: that's a baby parrot.
Hairless parrot
"you can be in a dance group without any friends.This is perfect!" I STARTED DIEING POOR DAN
I, already am in dance group with nobody I don’t have friends also it’s not a group it’s a dance
Dan: Rages how Peppa is a Bully
Me: This is what I subscribed for
LOL!!
Me makes memes
Me:perfect
So tru
Hahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh not funny ok sry
Ya
Nobody:
Daniel Middleton, a fully grown man: **gets mad about Peppa Pig**
Snapety McSnap LMAOOOO
Hi
you know it when he wears a peppa pig shirt in minecraft
Oh wait my reply doesnt make any sense
True lol
Peppa: you threw it too hard
Also peppa: throws a beach ball hard enough to knock over George
lol
**she’s starts to charge up with the ball**
OH GORGE YOU THINK YOU THERW IT HArD?
LET ME SHOW YOu hArD
Well a joke can nock gorge over
to peppa:
yo mama so orange that she belongs in the fruit category
Peppa: oH GeOrGe, YoU tHRew tHe BaLl toO HaRd!
Peppa: *CHARGES THE BALL UP HARD*
George: *please help 🥺*
Peppa: *THROWS THE BALL ENOUGH TO KNOCK GEORGE OVER*
George: hard enough??
The bird around 12:30 is (i believe) a Goffin’s Cockatoo. The bird in the specific video was rescued from abusive conditions that put him under so much stress that he started to self-mutilate. He was rescued and is better now.
Was boutta comment the same thing
(Cockatoo part)
This is how much people wanted for Dan to see “this is my no-no square”
YES NO NO SQUARE!!!! XD
Alex Acosta screw you’re no-no square *YEET*
F YOUR NO NO SQUARE DOG YEEEEET
He Did That on Stream... It was pretty funny.
YEEEEEESS
No one:
UA-camrs with no more ideas:
TIK TOK
Why do people keep doing this!? No
I had no subs so get noob Chris
Have
Christopher Farley um I see your comment on all Dans recent vids
@Christopher Farley yes...
no one:
not even dust:
peppa: YEETS THE BALL AT GEORGE
Dan: "I love Voldemort"
Me:"MUM DANTDM HAS BECOME A DEATHEATER"
DanTDM then: Minecraft mod showcases
DanTDM now: Getting mad at Peppa pig
*E v o l u t i o n*
_Is that Naruto-_
it is evolving but backwards
Lol
Well, people do grow up...
8:14 the REAL problem is that he didn’t know that’s the gravity falls theme song
Ikr
yep
@Huffy Productions me too
Absolutely agree
exactly, he dosen't know it
so whoever said that dan watching tik tok is an avengers level threat then your wrong
this is.
george: *is a fair toddler and throws the ball gently*
peppa: YOU THREW THE BALL TOO HARD
also peppa: *knocks george out with the ball*
R.i.p
R.I.P George
George: *kills peppa with ball*
*but little did she know 20 years from now he’s gonna be a bruiser*
Rip gorge....
"This is how you can be in a dance group without having friends" dan 2020
Nobody:
Not a Single Soul:
Dantdm: THE BRAIN IS HUGE,
Also The Guy Who Was Playing Glass He Was Playing The Gravity Falls Theme Song!
That was my sister XD
That’s dumb lol XD
Why does everybody do the
NObOdY:
Not A SiNgLe SouL:
Me: JUST STOP ITS ANNOYING
RIley Grant that’s ur problem, no one asked you to read it.
@Lucy Ninja you are cool
“Cats freak me out lowkey”
My cat called Loki: 👁👄👁
LOL
Haha
😂😂
LOL
lel
Juicy: *exists*
Mully : I’m gonna end this whole man’s career
Yes
it was mully who yyyeeeeeeeted him
Anthony the cat
Lol, my bad
Anthony the cat no it was eddie
Edit: I just saw the entire vid and it was mully
I love juicy
Me and my friends have all agreed that George is adopted. You have mummy pig, daddy pig, Peppa pig and then it's just George. Is he not a pig?
THE LORE EXPANDS
WAIT-
OMG THE PEPPA CINEMATIC UNIVERSE IS EXPANDING
The pcu?
God is a pen
Dan is a highlighter
God drew the earth
Dan made it brighter :)
Have a nice day!
[Applause]
simp
@@grahamcole2653 Bro wtaf?
@@grahamcole2653 how is it shes just typed a nice note for dan shes not simping.
This is unoriginal ;/
Me: sees the last one
*intensive No no square memories*
😂😂😂😂Finally someone that knows him here
Yea I thought dan knew it was juicy when it started 😂😂
We need to tell mully now
Steve Smith 🤣🤣🤣saaaame
ah yes. a man of culture
Dan: my legs are much longer
Pewdiepie: *Impossible*
the biscuit boy : Huh?
lol
I M P O S S I B L E
true
Lol! So true
14:45 Dan went through the five stages of grief in 2 seconds
14:46 Dan just experienced every kind of emotion POSSIBLE
🤣
So right lol
If he made noises it would be ah oh uh um
just too right
Yo bloo
I love how mully and juicy showed up here...
Maxwell T5 YES
Guys guys , I drawed this
he's my pet pig Fluffy
Yep XD
You know them
Who remember when Dan’s channel was called the diamond minecart
?
@@kamalanathan73 4 seconds?!
Yasss
It’s still technically is Dan the Diamond minecart (dantdm)
OOF memories coming back
8:14
"What do you do for a living?"
"I'm a musician."
"Oh cool what instrument do you play?"
"Water."
2019: u play guitar. That’s cool
2020: u play guitar, I play glass cups
“Somebody come bail him, it’s only 25 cents.”
I GET IT!
*cents
@@cynon123rpb8 oh ty
BORK BORK,
Away other dog!
“this how you can be in a dance group... without any friends!”
*thats depressing.*
But true
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
depressing but relatable ig
4:34 DEMON HEADPHONE FROM HELLLLLLLLL
All I want to say to the headphone is
SEE U IN HELL HEADPHONE
Dan said that it’s perfect. Does that mean he has no friends?
Fun fact: TDM is actually dans last name but backwards
Fun fact: his last name is Middleton.
So hes called: The Dan Middleton
@@spidertato1 no, its The Diamond Minecart
@@-Mercury- ik just saying it fits perfectly
@@-Mercury- no its the danmond middlecart
The diamond minecart
Peppa: *throws ball* YEET
George: why you bully me
Stop hiting yourself.
Stop what huh?
What if gorge was bullying peppa gorge:ow I will get you BACK
no No NOO GEORGE IS INFECTEDED
Somebody r/youngpeopleyoutube this please
Asher: ma-
Jemma: He’s gunna say mama
Asher: ma- ma- Minecraft
Dan: *that’s my boy!*
Omg this is exactly what's going to happen
this is on the I'm a dad video
This NEEDS to happen
Salutes*
I play Minecraft too! :)
Dan: " I'm old, i know"
Literally everyone: bruh, ur still 28
He’s 29 or 28-
dan is a legend of youtube this man makes my day every time he uploads 🙏😀
Peppa: "You threw the ball too hard!"
Also peppa when she throws the ball: "HAMMA HAMMAA HAAAAA-"
Addison M. lol
Lollll
@@notjasonye9865 who is Addison m.?
hloy cow
She said ham, her own kind
Dan: Let's get back ton the... HEADPHONES
me: *dyes out of laughter*
*dies
@@finnlasker671 LOL
You spelt dies wrong
Viewers: “wAtCh TiK tOk” DanTDM: “I wanna show you peppa pig”
Lmoa
Lol it's the complete opposite
16:40 The fact that she did this and Dan became a father is amazing!
Cat: hissing at human
Human: hisses back
Cat wondering why did the Human change the subject to social studies
From Language Arts
"This is what you can do in a dance room without any friends"
People: *Triggered*
*is anyone gonna talk about how Dan's recommended is all peppa pig*
umm i DID
Life😎
Lol
No
. --.
me replaying Dan screaming at 9:08 for Two minutes straight!
Nobody:
Peppa Pig a kids tv show and Dan a fully grown adult gets mad for Peppa being a bully.
bruh
Ok?
George should pepper in the dump truck the next time it comes
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
One of the consequences for playing Roblox Piggy
Girl in the video talking about how British people speak: “Uh bolluh waauhER”
Dan a British person: “Oh a bottle of water”
Me: “I have been lied to”
underrated comment!
The truth it hurts me and kills me
Haha but really Dan have I been lied to
dan is a different bri’ish person innit
LIES DECEPTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DanTDM: watch tik tok
“Reddit has left the chat”
True True
Nashwan Talib you must be banned from the internet
@Nashwan Talib how dare u
Nashwan Talib So you have chosen.......death
Nashwan Talib oh no it’s one of them
When the guy plays the glasses, he plays the gravity falls theme
1:40
People: *roasting British*
Dan: *Smiles*
Me: "Dan, your smiling at people roasting your accent"
Y
E
S
I'm british too.
The funny thing is, he doesn’t have that much of an accent 😂
Jade Animates lol so true
Im not british Im just concerned
I LIVE IN UK TOO
Dantdm: This guy plays g-
Me:GRAVITY FALLS
dantdm: g-lasses of water
Me: oh
GRAVITY FALLS YE
Lol I noticed it too
I Heard The Music Not Seen The Episodes
I love gravity falls
Yessssss!!!!!!!
11:49 that is a parrot
That parrot has a sad history the parrot plucked its feathers out from anxiety from its old home now that parrots a happy bird ^^
Really? Where did u get that from?
Im suprised dan dident blur out damn in it
BambooShot pretty sure it’s from a news program cause i remember hearing the same story.
Harvey Animates lmao 😂
Not sure if that's a parrot....But Idk
When he was making a tune with the cups of water that was the tune of gravity falls
I love how Dan didn’t even pay attention to the meme, he was just upset that the guy mined the diamond and fell into lava
Lol
But he did make the diamonds fall in lava
Lol
Wat
Me: sees the sun
Sun:screech
Me: well that escalated quickly
HEY!!! U COPED THAT FROM 1 OF MY DADS WALLPAPERS [I WISH I COULD HAVE EMOJS ON A COMPUTER]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU COPEYER
"So here are my legs, imagine if I had them"
Dan, 2020
So I was banned from orange fizzy drinks my entire childhood from the time i was 4 and went loopy on it.
Ever feel relatable about something that shouldn't be relatable? Orange free kids unite
UA-cam: How many copyright claims do you want today
DanTDM: *Yes*
youtube:ok
Dan: *Yes*
True how many
10
UA-cam: ok, your video is now CopyRighted.
Dan: I thought I was cool for playing the guitar this guy plays GlAsSeS oF wUtA
Doncha mean Wooaoa
Wutaaaa
It was gravity falls
@@cristiansalas1521 is isn't. Karen
@@yetiboy. I was joking so your a Karen lol
Me: (sees last one)
Also me: NO NO DON'T TOUCH ME THERE, DIS IS MY NO NO SQUARE
Lol
OMG I commented the same!!!
Lol
Me too XD
Reminds me of one I saw.
Person 1: (in chair on the rooftops) Nono, don't touch me there, this is my nono square. (Person 2 walks in) Nono, don't touch me there, this is my nono squa... What are you doing here?
2: F**K YOUR NONO SQUARE DAWG! (Grabs the chair by the legs) YEET! (throws the chair and the person of the building)
1: (Distant screams)
me: watching the video
my brother: hey, what you watching?
*looks at the lap top*
dan: PEPPA IS A BULLY!
me: uh... Nothing!
my brother: wth
I love how dan doesn’t even recognizes the gravity falls theme song when the dude was drumming with water
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Maybe he doesn’t watch it
yea
I reckoning it, its an epic TV show
EXACTLY
Alternative title:
"Grown man rants about Peppa Pig for 18 minuetes straight"
Yes
yes but for 18 minutes not minuetes
Quarks the guy playing glasses was playing the amphibia theme tune
Quarks father of a baby*
You no hate on Dan lol im jk
“Hey do you play any instruments?”
“Yeah!”
“What instrument do you play?”
“It’s... *Complicated* “
“I pLAy GLaSseS Of waTEr-“
I play brass ;-;
Tails Miles lol
Badr lol
I play the ranch dressing
Dan: these are my legs, Imaging I have them.
Me: IMAGING?! U DONT HAVE ANY LEGS?
The part of his brain for Tiktok isn’t growing.
It’s the rest of his brain shrinking
Asher: M-M
Gemma: aww he's gonna say mama
Asher: m-minecraft
Dan: that's my boy
def will happen
Lol
so true
XDDDDDDDDDDD
Y’a but everybody does that
Lol 😂
"this is how you can be in a dance group without any friends"
thats not how it works dan
it might suck you never know
john bro yes it DOES
That’s how it works in quarantine
Dan don’t need TikTok to duplicate as shown in a old video
DanTDM: meets the johsdub gank
Mully: YEET!!
Dan: Starts cracking up because Juicy get yeeted.
Oh
Cool
Lol
Respect the nono zone
@@Tired_man1 ok
Teacher: What Instrument do you play?
Guy who plays the cups: It’s complicated......
wq
@@marshallthomas9059 Ah, yes wq
???
He makes them
'peppa pig big cousin'
-searched on UA-cam by Dan
Fr how is this funny
PEPA IS EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
It’s Chloe isn’t it?
I remember watching peppa pig as a kid and asking my mom why they called a flashlight a torch because I’m American and I did not know British versions of American words yet
We made it.. Daniel “The Diamond Minecart” Middleton has fallen.. fallen to the dark side... the website abruptly named “TikTok”...
TikTok ain’t a website.
My name is Daniel too
Y hate tho
I agree
DanTDM has fallen into the abyss known as "tiktok"
Dan: "could you play glass?"
Kurt Hugo S.: *Makes music with coins, monkey, dogs, glass, snack, etc etc"
Me: 😂😂😂😂😂
Yea
Its gravity falls
Have you seen Sean Hogan?
When a hacker try to hack Dan's UA-cam, see history...
99%PEPPA PIG 1%MINECRAFT
Dan:can u play glasses of water
Me:*raises hand*😎
Dan is really passionate about Peppa being rude to George.
lol yeah
Yeah lol it’s true XD
No it’s not pepper pig it’s pepper pig
@@thatrandom1dragon_darkne142 what...that is the same
That’s a sentence that well... I never expected to hear...
DanTDM: has played Minecraft for years
Also Dan: doesn't know foxes can high jump
Ikr
I can’t believe that dan is yelling about a children’s cartoon
Jgchkgjclgjcjgcymu
The everything guy qAAaaAAa
a
A
same
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What?
㋡
Dan:"This is how you can dance in a group without any freinds"
Inner Dan"Hello darkness my ol freind."
Me:sees the thumbnail without looking at the title
My brain:didnt he already react to scary tik toks
LOL
do u love penguins sooo do i
Lol
Theres only 2 comments.
@@MrSpygenius 3
yeah? so?
@@katherinebotros4804 what
"Peppa wins honks after it!"
SOmeones played to much untitled goose game.
They forgot what noise a pig made.
Skullkong101 respect for remembering the legend
*o i n k*
O I N K O I N K im peppa pig O I N K O I N K
HJÖNK
Dan: This is how you be in a dance group, if you don't have any friends.
Me: What are you trying to say, Dan?
@Christopher Farley i would if you plz stop begging
Me after hearing carameldansen💀
Dan really is a Dad now, he has started ranting about kids shows, and as an older sibling, I once explained to my Dad why Paw Patrol is going downhill and the whole time he agreed with me.
GiniaLFY 914
😂 Fr tho he’s Dan is so cute 💕
it is going down hill now tho
they have a movie
That's nice
@Amelia Atherton K
“Bo’oa of Wo’oa”
Dan: Huh?
Also dan: pho’oas
Random fact: There is an uninhabited island in the Bahamas known as Pig Beach, which is populated entirely by swimming pigs. 🐷🏝
I know that stupid
SciFacts I know that
How amazing, that made my day, thanks.
I know that
Cool
bro when the guy was tryna swallow the hotdog whole the OWALG got me🤣🤣😂😂
Man: plays gravity falls theme song
Me: breaks
gravity falls broke me and my life
Best cartoon EVER
I need Season 3
Yyyyyeeeeeeesssss
HOW CAN THEY MAKE A NEW BOOK THAT'S NOT CANON!?!?!?
5:58: To me, the best part is the fact that George isn’t phased by *any* of this xD
your right in a way but he kinda did have a sad face.....
I love how kids never learn to be bully’s from Peppa
Some kids: YEET THAT BALL
Dan: “i can be in a dance group without any friends”
also dan: “this is perfect”
Me: “uhhh”