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Peppa: oH GeOrGe, YoU tHRew tHe BaLl toO HaRd! Peppa: *CHARGES THE BALL UP HARD* George: *please help 🥺* Peppa: *THROWS THE BALL ENOUGH TO KNOCK GEORGE OVER* George: hard enough??
So I was banned from orange fizzy drinks my entire childhood from the time i was 4 and went loopy on it. Ever feel relatable about something that shouldn't be relatable? Orange free kids unite
FYI: That bird was most likely a cockatoo but with beak and feather disease. This disease causes their feathers to fall out and their beaks either to be super long or super short.
I remember watching peppa pig as a kid and asking my mom why they called a flashlight a torch because I’m American and I did not know British versions of American words yet
11:49 that is a parrot That parrot has a sad history the parrot plucked its feathers out from anxiety from its old home now that parrots a happy bird ^^
"This is how you can be in a dance group without having any friends"
*BRAIN 100*
1000 IQ
Pls make a piggy chapter 11
No one:
UA-camrs with no more ideas:
TIK TOK
Why do people keep doing this!? No
I had no subs so get noob Chris
Have
Christopher Farley um I see your comment on all Dans recent vids
@Christopher Farley yes...
I would absolutely love to see a whole half hour long video of Dan reacting to and reviewing Peppa pig episodes
yup me too!
yesss
Ngl y'all, I forgot I posted this comment
Yesss
i would to
"This is how you can be in a dance group without having friends" dan 2020
*"I'm gonna stop watching tiktok, I've gotta watch more tiktok"* - Dantdm 2020
Isn't that everyone tho 😂
I was one of the ppl who downloaded it just for fun or as a joke until.. A few swipes and I'm hooked
That human wasp one was the one I sent
Yep😐
Quote of the year “ this is how you can be in a dance group without any friends”
Quote by Dantdm😂
"you can be in a dance group without any friends.This is perfect!" I STARTED DIEING POOR DAN
I, already am in dance group with nobody I don’t have friends also it’s not a group it’s a dance
When he was making a tune with the cups of water that was the tune of gravity falls
Dan: what is that animal I thought the dodos were extinct
Me: that's a baby parrot.
Hairless parrot
Old Dan: Minecraft mod showcase
Present Dan: getting mad at tik toks
LOL 😂 😂😂😂
@Christopher Farley Nope, I've Seen U Before. You Only Beg Golddigger.
He's truly the man he was meant to be
@@kindredsouls7680 what is your definition of gold digger?
Flying Ninja nine year old me used to have great content
Fun fact: TDM is actually dans last name but backwards
Fun fact: his last name is Middleton.
So hes called: The Dan Middleton
@@spidertato1 no, its The Diamond Minecart
@@-Mercury- ik just saying it fits perfectly
@@-Mercury- no its the danmond middlecart
The diamond minecart
me replaying Dan screaming at 9:08 for Two minutes straight!
Me: sees the last one
*intensive No no square memories*
😂😂😂😂Finally someone that knows him here
Yea I thought dan knew it was juicy when it started 😂😂
We need to tell mully now
Steve Smith 🤣🤣🤣saaaame
ah yes. a man of culture
no one:
not even dust:
peppa: YEETS THE BALL AT GEORGE
dan is a legend of youtube this man makes my day every time he uploads 🙏😀
Dan I used to watch you when I was younger and I still watch it’s good to see you old it makes me feel old too
Nobody:
Someone: *mining the diamonds downwards without hesitations*
Also DanTDM: you deserve to be in this casket-
You didn’t say dan tdm before and I don’t understand
…
…
…
Peppa: you threw it too hard
Also peppa: throws a beach ball hard enough to knock over George
lol
**she’s starts to charge up with the ball**
OH GORGE YOU THINK YOU THERW IT HArD?
LET ME SHOW YOu hArD
Well a joke can nock gorge over
to peppa:
yo mama so orange that she belongs in the fruit category
Peppa: oH GeOrGe, YoU tHRew tHe BaLl toO HaRd!
Peppa: *CHARGES THE BALL UP HARD*
George: *please help 🥺*
Peppa: *THROWS THE BALL ENOUGH TO KNOCK GEORGE OVER*
George: hard enough??
Anyone else remember that one tour with three teams? Artikans (the wolf ones who settled in the tundras), the mesa/sand one and the jungle one
We need more videos of this!!
8:17
Me: knows it's from gravity falls
Dan: nice tune
I thought he wouod know
Would*
same
I said that too
I’m still sad the show got canceled
14:46 Dan just experienced every kind of emotion POSSIBLE
🤣
So right lol
If he made noises it would be ah oh uh um
just too right
Yo bloo
16:40 The fact that she did this and Dan became a father is amazing!
So I was banned from orange fizzy drinks my entire childhood from the time i was 4 and went loopy on it.
Ever feel relatable about something that shouldn't be relatable? Orange free kids unite
Dan: Let's get back ton the... HEADPHONES
me: *dyes out of laughter*
*dies
@@finnlasker671 LOL
You spelt dies wrong
Dantdm: This guy plays g-
Me:GRAVITY FALLS
dantdm: g-lasses of water
Me: oh
GRAVITY FALLS YE
Lol I noticed it too
I Heard The Music Not Seen The Episodes
I love gravity falls
Yessssss!!!!!!!
Dan, rooms change decor over time, of course there are Dino’s while he is older, but not younger.
Wow I love the end where he just laughed at Juciy from the boys being yeeted😊
“Somebody come bail him, it’s only 25 cents.”
I GET IT!
*cents
@@cynon123rpb8 oh ty
BORK BORK,
Away other dog!
Cat: hissing at human
Human: hisses back
Cat wondering why did the Human change the subject to social studies
From Language Arts
died at "They see me floating, they hating" lol
When the guy plays the glasses, he plays the gravity falls theme
Nobody:
Dantdm: making everyone's tik toks better.
Barry Joyce did you know that tic toc star new thing is to make fun of people with epilepsy then mock them so why should we give them attention
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET LOL LOL LOL LOL BRA LOL
@@jackwood2806 hi
Yup.
Sample Text and who the hell are you talking about?
FYI: That bird was most likely a cockatoo but with beak and feather disease. This disease causes their feathers to fall out and their beaks either to be super long or super short.
It could also be a human with unknown diseases that has caused it’s appearance to change
Crazy Kraken shouldnt have played in Chernobyl
2:07 in and Dan is already vibing to "Cat (swear word) a handbag"
I remember watching peppa pig as a kid and asking my mom why they called a flashlight a torch because I’m American and I did not know British versions of American words yet
george: *is a fair toddler and throws the ball gently*
peppa: YOU THREW THE BALL TOO HARD
also peppa: *knocks george out with the ball*
R.i.p
R.I.P George
George: *kills peppa with ball*
*but little did she know 20 years from now he’s gonna be a bruiser*
Rip gorge....
Girl in the video talking about how British people speak: “Uh bolluh waauhER”
Dan a British person: “Oh a bottle of water”
Me: “I have been lied to”
underrated comment!
The truth it hurts me and kills me
Haha but really Dan have I been lied to
dan is a different bri’ish person innit
LIES DECEPTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan: Makes this video.
Likely dan that's finished recording: watches even more ticktocks.
i saw this vid 2 yrs ago and im coming back and i still remember this
“Cats freak me out lowkey”
My cat called Loki: 👁👄👁
LOL
Haha
😂😂
LOL
lel
Nobody:
Not a Single Soul:
Dantdm: THE BRAIN IS HUGE,
Also The Guy Who Was Playing Glass He Was Playing The Gravity Falls Theme Song!
That was my sister XD
That’s dumb lol XD
Why does everybody do the
NObOdY:
Not A SiNgLe SouL:
Me: JUST STOP ITS ANNOYING
RIley Grant that’s ur problem, no one asked you to read it.
@Lucy Ninja you are cool
Watching Dan right after the diamond minecart is really trippy
i love your videos dan!💕
Viewers: “wAtCh TiK tOk” DanTDM: “I wanna show you peppa pig”
Lmoa
Lol it's the complete opposite
Dan: Rages how Peppa is a Bully
Me: This is what I subscribed for
LOL!!
Me makes memes
Me:perfect
So tru
Hahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh not funny ok sry
Ya
Dan:"This is how you can dance in a group without any freinds"
Inner Dan"Hello darkness my ol freind."
‘Peppa says she wins, honks after it’
DanTDM
🤣🤣🤣
2019: u play guitar. That’s cool
2020: u play guitar, I play glass cups
Man: plays gravity falls theme song
Me: breaks
gravity falls broke me and my life
Best cartoon EVER
I need Season 3
Yyyyyeeeeeeesssss
HOW CAN THEY MAKE A NEW BOOK THAT'S NOT CANON!?!?!?
Dan: "I love Voldemort"
Me:"MUM DANTDM HAS BECOME A DEATHEATER"
I love these tiktoks
This is how much people wanted for Dan to see “this is my no-no square”
YES NO NO SQUARE!!!! XD
Alex Acosta screw you’re no-no square *YEET*
F YOUR NO NO SQUARE DOG YEEEEET
He Did That on Stream... It was pretty funny.
YEEEEEESS
Dan: " I'm old, i know"
Literally everyone: bruh, ur still 28
He’s 29 or 28-
With that voldermort got your nose I started screaming laughing
Dan: these are my legs, Imaging I have them.
Me: IMAGING?! U DONT HAVE ANY LEGS?
"My foot gets dead"
- DanTDM 2020
@Christopher Farley just stop
dont start the quote thing again pls ;-;
Juicy: *exists*
Mully : I’m gonna end this whole man’s career
Yes
it was mully who yyyeeeeeeeted him
Anthony the cat
Lol, my bad
Anthony the cat no it was eddie
Edit: I just saw the entire vid and it was mully
I love juicy
8:13 Gravity falls theme is a Classic
The last one gets me everytime
Dan: "could you play glass?"
Kurt Hugo S.: *Makes music with coins, monkey, dogs, glass, snack, etc etc"
Me: 😂😂😂😂😂
Yea
Its gravity falls
Have you seen Sean Hogan?
I love how mully and juicy showed up here...
Maxwell T5 YES
Guys guys , I drawed this
he's my pet pig Fluffy
Yep XD
You know them
For me it’s 2 am on a school night so instead of being responsible I am watching Dan without regret
Me and my friends have all agreed that George is adopted. You have mummy pig, daddy pig, Peppa pig and then it's just George. Is he not a pig?
THE LORE EXPANDS
“this how you can be in a dance group... without any friends!”
*thats depressing.*
But true
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
depressing but relatable ig
4:34 DEMON HEADPHONE FROM HELLLLLLLLL
All I want to say to the headphone is
SEE U IN HELL HEADPHONE
Dan said that it’s perfect. Does that mean he has no friends?
8:14 the REAL problem is that he didn’t know that’s the gravity falls theme song
Ikr
I’m happy u know gravity falls
yep
@@TyamLongisquama me too
Absolutely agree
6:14 I just now realised that George’s eyes aren’t facing the same way and it makes this so much funnier
Dan: “i can be in a dance group without any friends”
also dan: “this is perfect”
Me: “uhhh”
"This is what you can do in a dance room without any friends"
People: *Triggered*
"this is how you can be in a dance group without any friends"
"perfect"
I love the fact you have a cool person
Me: sees the sun
Sun:screech
Me: well that escalated quickly
HEY!!! U COPED THAT FROM 1 OF MY DADS WALLPAPERS [I WISH I COULD HAVE EMOJS ON A COMPUTER]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU COPEYER
Random fact: There is an uninhabited island in the Bahamas known as Pig Beach, which is populated entirely by swimming pigs. 🐷🏝
I know that stupid
SciFacts I know that
How amazing, that made my day, thanks.
I know that
Cool
"when they see me floating they gonna be waiting"🤣
You never do enough! You need to make more TikTok videos!
“Hey do you play any instruments?”
“Yeah!”
“What instrument do you play?”
“It’s... *Complicated* “
“I pLAy GLaSseS Of waTEr-“
I play brass ;-;
Tails Miles lol
Badr lol
I play horse radish
11:49 that is a parrot
That parrot has a sad history the parrot plucked its feathers out from anxiety from its old home now that parrots a happy bird ^^
Really? Where did u get that from?
Im suprised dan dident blur out damn in it
BambooShot pretty sure it’s from a news program cause i remember hearing the same story.
Harvey Animates lmao 😂
Not sure if that's a parrot....But Idk
Don’t forget that Dan has literally over 2 thousand youtube notifications.
12:22 its a baby birb or otherwise known as a baby bird
Birbiiii
We made it.. Daniel “The Diamond Minecart” Middleton has fallen.. fallen to the dark side... the website abruptly named “TikTok”...
TikTok ain’t a website.
My name is Daniel too
Y hate tho
I agree
DanTDM has fallen into the abyss known as "tiktok"
10:01 Dan: **point’s at fox** that’s a dolphin, it has to be a dolphin.
I love the fact that they have the boys at the end of the
12:05 from what I think that is a kiwi bird
9:58 Dan, there’s chickens under the lava, and then the fox wants to jump to ’em
Dan: I thought I was cool for playing the guitar this guy plays GlAsSeS oF wUtA
Doncha mean Wooaoa
Wutaaaa
It was gravity falls
@@cristiansalas1521 is isn't. Karen
@@yetiboy. I was joking so your a Karen lol
16:06
Plot twist: The sun mascot gave them all Sunny Fizz .
Then he went for the dog
Dan:can u play glasses of water
Me:*raises hand*😎
DanTDM: meets the johsdub gank
Mully: YEET!!
Dan: Starts cracking up because Juicy get yeeted.
Oh
Cool
Lol
Respect the nono zone
@@Tired_man1 ok
UA-cam: How many copyright claims do you want today
DanTDM: *Yes*
youtube:ok
Dan: *Yes*
True how many
10
UA-cam: ok, your video is now CopyRighted.
“ They see me floatin, they hatin”
-Dodo?
The youve got a friend in me is a cover by Cavetown and I love it
*is anyone gonna talk about how Dan's recommended is all peppa pig*
umm i DID
Life😎
Lol
No
. --.
Nobody:
Daniel Middleton, a fully grown man: **gets mad about Peppa Pig**
Snapety McSnap LMAOOOO
Hi
you know it when he wears a peppa pig shirt in minecraft
Oh wait my reply doesnt make any sense
True lol
“I came in a four pack-“
*moments before disaster*
Y’all we need to appreciate dantdm 😩
No “pausing video nonsense” *pauses vid and shows weird face*
Christopher Farley no we don’t care
The part of his brain for Tiktok isn’t growing.
It’s the rest of his brain shrinking
Fun fact:Mr.Sunshine is a Korean show
"I am 248 bristles old and i came in a 4 pack" "YEET"
DanTDM then: Minecraft mod showcases
DanTDM now: Getting mad at Peppa pig
*E v o l u t i o n*
_Is that Naruto-_
it is evolving but backwards
Lol
Well, people do grow up...