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  • Опубліковано 24 вер 2021
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  • @rihannagraham5627
    @rihannagraham5627 2 роки тому +7436

    Dan: Oh this Baldi alright.
    Me yelling at the screen saying it’s Mr. clean.

  • @Policy_-fk8gf
    @Policy_-fk8gf 2 роки тому +149

    10:13 “I’ve seen people steal teachers”
    *dan*
    *you just witnessed a kidnapping*

  • @PochitaGaming-sq5if
    @PochitaGaming-sq5if 7 місяців тому +63

    Dan:what movies pulls your hair? Rattitoui: Am I a joke to you?

  • @accaliaaccalia7491
    @accaliaaccalia7491 Рік тому +11

    I paused the video at 2:44 and then Dan looks tired.
    Dan if u feel tired and ur recording please just stop it I really care about people so please sleep a lot

  • @VrishinJ
    @VrishinJ 2 роки тому +67

    The bat screaming is about bats using echolocation to find where things are.

  • @storm7314
    @storm7314 2 роки тому +465

    Dan: "Look at the size of it!"
    The Cat: "And I took that personally."

  • @AccountForgotten111
    @AccountForgotten111 7 місяців тому +22

    Dan, I have been a fan of your videos since 2015-2016, and I just wanted to say, thanks so much for filling the childhood hole that was in my heart!

  • @Jusukin_Uokunyuu47
    @Jusukin_Uokunyuu47 7 місяців тому +11

    It’s crazy to think this was two years ago.
    Especially that THE MINECRAFT GOAT WAS OUT THEN ALREADY 5:00

  • @azazel_broski9923
    @azazel_broski9923 2 роки тому +94

    Dan: “could be me”
    His profile picture now: *is him*

  • @Edan_T
    @Edan_T 2 роки тому +94

    “The Bushier The Tail, The Better The Life”
    -DanTDM 2021

    • @Rewstyr
      @Rewstyr 2 роки тому +2

      Me with no tail: :,)

  • @z-kids-acct5698
    @z-kids-acct5698 8 місяців тому +12

    0:44 Got me rolling on my bed 😂💀

  • @user-wq1wi1rd4t
    @user-wq1wi1rd4t 2 місяці тому +3

    13:30
    it's cuz bats use echolocation so he screams to find the stuff!

  • @Zyraphim
    @Zyraphim 2 роки тому +587

    Dan: "Is this Baldi?"
    Mr. Clean: _"My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined"_

  • @captainmoo2646
    @captainmoo2646 2 роки тому +102

    13:48 Dan, Bats use echolocation for them to know their surroundings as they can't see very well. Therefore they well... scream :) (In a way)

    • @jhayworth1234
      @jhayworth1234 2 роки тому +9

      So they basically scream and the sound waves bounce to a object and form a shape of some sort and when it comes back the bats take the info and BOOM you got yourself some acorns

    • @captainmoo2646
      @captainmoo2646 2 роки тому +1

      @@jhayworth1234 indeeeeeeeeeeed

    • @jhayworth1234
      @jhayworth1234 2 роки тому

      @@captainmoo2646 wise man 🙃

  • @astirice1453
    @astirice1453 Рік тому +10

    This made me laugh so hard at 8:48 😂😂😂😂 his face drop😂😂😂😂

  • @Brinley.TTPD.
    @Brinley.TTPD. 11 місяців тому +7

    Dang, I remember when this came out 3 days ago, now its been a year! Time flies by QUICK!

  • @theweirdestyoutuber1326
    @theweirdestyoutuber1326 2 роки тому +50

    “Here comes the BOY!”
    (Dan fastly backs away from screen)

  • @TheTeleMan500
    @TheTeleMan500 2 роки тому +415

    The washer and dryer placement depends on who built the house, sometimes they’ll be right next to the kitchen, other times in a bathroom, and some with their own room. Multiple-Story houses with a basement tend to have a separate room for washer and dryer. Smaller houses usually will either have one in the bathroom, in a room next to the kitchen, or rarely no washer and dryer.

  • @Goofy-Shadow-Milk-Cookie
    @Goofy-Shadow-Milk-Cookie 5 місяців тому +4

    Ah classic cellinaspookyboo. 4:41

  • @grannyjail9283
    @grannyjail9283 Рік тому +4

    “Put foil in the microwave, it will give you superpowers!”
    Dan: hopefully he learns why he shouldn’t do that.”
    (Wants him to die 😵)

  • @BobstaShorts
    @BobstaShorts 2 роки тому +3215

    pov: dan is life

    • @user-jh8sd5hk1j
      @user-jh8sd5hk1j 2 роки тому +44

      *OH JUST GIVE ME RECENT HATE!!*
      *MY WORLD RECORD IS TO BE THE MOST HATED UA-camR!!* 🤬👎🏽👎🏽

    • @BobstaShorts
      @BobstaShorts 2 роки тому +120

      @@user-jh8sd5hk1j ratio

    • @kalpunderscore
      @kalpunderscore 2 роки тому +23

      Been watching hime since 2012

    • @user-jc3jn6uz5i
      @user-jc3jn6uz5i 2 роки тому +6

      bot sectio

    • @nonsenseal7846
      @nonsenseal7846 2 роки тому +10

      Correct pov

  • @Pizza_Papi
    @Pizza_Papi 2 роки тому +231

    Dan: What can somebody do with all those skittles
    That one chipmunk from the beginning: *MOUTH*

  • @lunahackett7170
    @lunahackett7170 11 місяців тому +2

    7:59 THATS MR. CLEAN 😂😂😂

  • @alisha4239
    @alisha4239 Рік тому +5

    0:53 my heart attack.😼🔪

  • @omni-galachu9684
    @omni-galachu9684 2 роки тому +88

    7:58 Dan doesn't know about the *ALMIGHTY* Mr. Clean?!
    I'm stunned...

    • @gryffindorrunner2299
      @gryffindorrunner2299 2 роки тому +5

      Well... He is a gamer. He just knows Baldi more than Mr. Clean.

    • @omni-galachu9684
      @omni-galachu9684 2 роки тому +6

      @@gryffindorrunner2299 True, I also read in the other comments, apparently the UK don't have a Mr. Clean :(

    • @popcorn9818
      @popcorn9818 2 роки тому +2

      @@omni-galachu9684 yeah I had ganna say they might not have it there

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 Рік тому +1

      How does he not know who this is?

  • @Me-Me10
    @Me-Me10 2 роки тому +1977

    Dan: yeah that’s baldi
    Everyone: *intensely screams into screen* “ITS MR CLEAN”

  • @SlothDogeYT
    @SlothDogeYT 2 місяці тому +1

    0:42 Here comes the BOI.HELLO BOI. HERE HE COMES AND THERE HE IS. HERE COMES THE BOI!

  • @iibxlla
    @iibxlla Рік тому +3

    Everyone: “ITS NOT BALDI ITS MR CLEAN”
    Me: GOGY IS IN A DANTDM VIDEO??

  • @s4vag3n0mad
    @s4vag3n0mad 2 роки тому +70

    13:52 the joke is Bats use echolocation to find stuff so that's being portrayed here 🤣🤣🤣

    • @robloxgabe3160
      @robloxgabe3160 2 роки тому +2

      yes

    • @robloxgabe3160
      @robloxgabe3160 2 роки тому +1

      Being satire is not what I meant my purpose for when saying the famous word, said by all "yes", I was agreeing to the comment made by the glorious person, "TheJuicyFox101"

    • @s4vag3n0mad
      @s4vag3n0mad 2 роки тому

      @@Parthgamer123 fellow fox, ironic in what way

  • @_..sxnflower..bees.___2746
    @_..sxnflower..bees.___2746 2 роки тому +783

    Random guy: "Put tinfoil in the microwave"
    Dan: "NO!"
    Also Dan: *Cooks a baby in who's your daddy*

  • @MDKTV9-11
    @MDKTV9-11 Рік тому +2

    Man: *sees floating tree*
    Dan: I did not do that.
    FIB: *Looks at every Dantdm video where he leaves trees floating*

  • @nxbody_aurie
    @nxbody_aurie 5 місяців тому +1

    2:44, he is talking about ratatouille!! Where Ratatouille controls the chef by the hair In a chefs cap!!:)

  • @LuccaDoesStuff
    @LuccaDoesStuff 2 роки тому +52

    10:14
    *“I’ve seen people steal teachers…”*
    -Daniel “DanTDM” Middleton

    • @helpmeplx1739
      @helpmeplx1739 2 роки тому

      Its ROBERT

    • @crisp2519
      @crisp2519 2 роки тому

      Heh

    • @Axis6891
      @Axis6891 2 роки тому

      @‎ don't worry I'll hate u

    • @Axis6891
      @Axis6891 2 роки тому

      @‎ FAAAAAK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    • @LuccaDoesStuff
      @LuccaDoesStuff 2 роки тому

      rosy Plaza Don’t worry, it’s just a bot

  • @thecrimsonknight145
    @thecrimsonknight145 2 роки тому +58

    Video: shows Mr.Clean.
    Dan: It’s baldi!
    Me: Dying eternal.

    • @omegamad
      @omegamad 2 роки тому +2

      @@Ella_tay hes british mr clean is US right

  • @jamalnakhat
    @jamalnakhat 5 місяців тому +1

    13:15 Its meant to be how bats can't see, and can only see by screaming.

  • @earthandfiregaming.152
    @earthandfiregaming.152 Рік тому +36

    Lmao Dan you never fail to make me laugh.🤣

    • @Brantfamily
      @Brantfamily 11 місяців тому

      Bats squeak to see. That's why the bat screamed

  • @CaraThompson969
    @CaraThompson969 2 роки тому +245

    “Here comes the BOY, HELLO BOY, WELCOME, HERE HE COMES, THERE HE IS, HERE COMES THE BOY!”
    That made me laugh so much lol.

  • @mrmythman5001
    @mrmythman5001 2 роки тому +230

    Put tinfoil in the microwave!
    Dan: NO! (Father instincts)

  • @w88dy
    @w88dy Рік тому +2

    8:31 no words just 😂😂😂😂 I couldn’t breathe

  • @blakewatson7426
    @blakewatson7426 8 місяців тому +3

    7:51 why is it so satisfying?😂

  • @dr.mystario569
    @dr.mystario569 2 роки тому +157

    Dan *We have glass stairs"
    Me: "yeah, most UA-camrs do"

    • @babyyodar3426
      @babyyodar3426 2 роки тому +10

      glass stairs sound scary

    • @NecroLord0311
      @NecroLord0311 2 роки тому +2

      @@babyyodar3426 well yeah unlike normal stairs where the steps are not able to be see the hight you are

    • @cinnamon4ada7
      @cinnamon4ada7 2 роки тому +1

      If only rich people had taste in houses and didn’t just go with the modern house trope

    • @enigma6890
      @enigma6890 2 роки тому +1

      Because one mistake can shatter your way to the top

  • @jasonsousley
    @jasonsousley 2 роки тому +14

    10:58 a “ perfectly cut scream moment”

  • @SUPERGEEK78
    @SUPERGEEK78 Рік тому +1

    0:42 here comes the BOY!!!

  • @NateGeneration1Nano
    @NateGeneration1Nano 5 місяців тому +1

    ~4:56 If it wasn't safe it would have already fallen.

  • @-legendofgaming-820
    @-legendofgaming-820 Рік тому +52

    Random Guy: "Put the toaster in the shower"
    Me: "THAT'S A MICROWAVE"

    • @Puro218
      @Puro218 Рік тому +3

      Its a *toaster oven*

    • @Gmacersvr
      @Gmacersvr 3 місяці тому +3

      It will give you superpowers

    • @nerdtony
      @nerdtony 2 місяці тому

      It is a microwave

  • @banditpugs9025
    @banditpugs9025 2 роки тому +258

    Dan: *looking at the cats of the day*
    Me: *wondering why the heck he has ~g l a s s s t a i r s~*

    • @blem3923
      @blem3923 2 роки тому +15

      Asher grows older and stomps upstairs* also asher 👁👄👁uh oh

    • @banditpugs9025
      @banditpugs9025 2 роки тому +2

      @@blem3923 omg that would be terrible :'D

    • @blem3923
      @blem3923 2 роки тому +2

      @@banditpugs9025 ye

    • @ashlieransom2068
      @ashlieransom2068 2 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @mothyplaze
      @mothyplaze 2 роки тому +1

      Yay glass

  • @ashleykarge2416
    @ashleykarge2416 Місяць тому +103

    Im a few years late😢

  • @BraykerDude
    @BraykerDude Рік тому +3

    Dan: What kind of movies do you watch?!
    Me: ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @syszee
    @syszee 2 роки тому +144

    The villager jeb is from my latest video.. I wasn't expecting that 🤣

    • @CivilMold
      @CivilMold 2 роки тому +6

      Bruh 😂😂 hi zee

    • @riduanaqil1452
      @riduanaqil1452 2 роки тому +3

      Lmao

    • @Dapzap
      @Dapzap 2 роки тому +4

      ye i recognized u from the voice

    • @pr1m3zter_
      @pr1m3zter_ 2 роки тому +1

      So funny

    • @johni_cuh
      @johni_cuh 2 роки тому +2

      Oh damn, I need to watch that then hahaha

  • @i-tech9385
    @i-tech9385 2 роки тому +265

    dan: what movie pulls a guys hair
    me: you dont know ratatouille?

    • @-sun-moon-5570
      @-sun-moon-5570 2 роки тому +8

      LITERALLY

    • @rubrown1397
      @rubrown1397 2 роки тому +1

      Are You A Magpie??? "Diamond Destroyer"???? 🐦

    • @thedatboi_
      @thedatboi_ 2 роки тому

      Literally 3 out of the 5 replies to this comment are bots and I will let you see which one lol. Also one of them commented in the wrong place
      Also yes I agree with your statement, remy does pull out hairs

    • @thedatboi_
      @thedatboi_ 2 роки тому

      SO MANYH BOTS IN THE REPLIES AAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @AmazinEarth
      @AmazinEarth 2 роки тому

      HOW DID BOTS GET IN THIS VIDEO
      *T H I S I S D A N T D M*

  • @Luv-you-bbq-squirrel
    @Luv-you-bbq-squirrel Рік тому +5

    3:05 CELINA

  • @Ashernaut-yi2yt
    @Ashernaut-yi2yt 3 місяці тому

    13:57 Bats use echolocation FYI

  • @olivermelmed3687
    @olivermelmed3687 2 роки тому +158

    Dan: This is Baldi right?
    Mr. Clean: "And I took that personally"

  • @synnvelied8245
    @synnvelied8245 2 роки тому +15

    13:33 Bats use echolocation bc they don't see well, that's why it yelled; to find the acorns.

  • @VergilFromTemu
    @VergilFromTemu Рік тому +1

    15:44 for me it was a Millennium Godzilla collectible figure

  • @alovesick
    @alovesick 11 місяців тому

    15:42 Honestly, I’m kinda scared of the people who have a body pillow of Sans… SHOWING HIS RIBCAGE

  • @sarcasmandbreathing2799
    @sarcasmandbreathing2799 2 роки тому +98

    Dan: Is this…is this BALDI?
    Me: Sure it’s totally not Mr.Clean

  • @XX_fatal_death_X
    @XX_fatal_death_X 2 роки тому +427

    Dan: "bald head, eyebrows, sweep sweep sweep... That's baldy"
    Me: "ITS MR CLEANNN MANNN!!".

  • @xjesslvzcats9866
    @xjesslvzcats9866 8 місяців тому +1

    “HERE COMES THE BOY!!” Had me dying😂😂😂😊

  • @ShebWasHere
    @ShebWasHere Рік тому

    8:30
    POV: Your family walks in your room as your playing Rolling Sky in VR.

  • @mabel3425
    @mabel3425 2 роки тому +47

    11:56 I think that's a case of "Inosculation." Basically when trunks, branches or roots of a tree grows together. I've read before that trees share nutrients or something so that floating tree might still be alive without having roots.

  • @luckyemo8269
    @luckyemo8269 Рік тому +2

    "Use the toster in the shower!!"
    *continues to show microwave*

  • @selenagoodwin4157
    @selenagoodwin4157 6 місяців тому +1

    7:59 no That's Mister clean

  • @JLU61307
    @JLU61307 2 роки тому +14

    8:00 that is obviously Mr. Clean. I haven't seen any ad about them in a long while

  • @RHGameOn
    @RHGameOn 2 роки тому +51

    Dan: I think that the memers are so complex-
    me: screaming at the screen that the bat is using echolocation

  • @natehiki1091
    @natehiki1091 Рік тому

    at 13.56 its because of bats echo location.They use sounds to see

  • @LeoRoberts-fs9wf
    @LeoRoberts-fs9wf 11 місяців тому

    6:33 is the cutest thing in the world

  • @iiNimbus
    @iiNimbus 2 роки тому +146

    “This uncut tree wasn’t me”
    Me: YES IT WAS DAN DONT LIE.

  • @julianajones1213
    @julianajones1213 Рік тому +1

    8:08
    Dan: This is Baldi, he totally LOVES the color white
    Me: :.> please send help

  • @Jentzenroot-pi5ui
    @Jentzenroot-pi5ui 7 місяців тому

    13:20 bats use echo location

  • @HurricaneFox
    @HurricaneFox 2 роки тому +17

    14:24
    Frog: Do you want to hear my impersonation of a deflating balloon? _Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee_

  • @tjaytelevision2989
    @tjaytelevision2989 Рік тому +52

    “Put tinfoil in the microwave” Dan: my father senses are tingling

  • @MONKEmanSHORTS
    @MONKEmanSHORTS Місяць тому

    14:15 Dan: I’ve been teaching my son to say ribbit not this 😂😂😂

  • @user-mz9nr3lf8v
    @user-mz9nr3lf8v 2 місяці тому +1

    1:06 IT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS!

  • @drakestan420
    @drakestan420 2 роки тому +51

    "The bushier the tail, the happier the life"
    Human don't even have tails.

    • @Parthgamer123
      @Parthgamer123 2 роки тому +2

      Everyone knows that already

    • @angelsoups
      @angelsoups 2 роки тому +2

      Must be why we are so depressed. The furries are on to something... /j

    • @Evovila
      @Evovila 2 роки тому

      @@Parthgamer123 shush furry

    • @assaaddandashi7396
      @assaaddandashi7396 2 роки тому

      makes sense lots of humans hate their life existence

    • @Parthgamer123
      @Parthgamer123 2 роки тому

      @@Evovila shut

  • @pinkbelgianwaffle
    @pinkbelgianwaffle 2 роки тому +295

    Dan: This is Baldi right?
    Me: *internal screaming that its Mr. Clean intensifies*

  • @hyperpixelz2840
    @hyperpixelz2840 Рік тому

    13:20 the bat uses its sonar but it's a scream

  • @DJmitttttsofficial
    @DJmitttttsofficial Рік тому +3

    Hey Dan love your content honestly I haven’t seen a better UA-camr

  • @felldoor4728
    @felldoor4728 2 роки тому +1204

    It's nice watching Dan's videos again, basically grew up watching his videos. I'm glad he's still going.

  • @iAMliv__.
    @iAMliv__. 2 роки тому +30

    7:52 . . . Dan. . . That's Mr. Clean🤣🤣🤣

  • @PremierInn851
    @PremierInn851 Рік тому

    10:44 He isn't tasting the rainbow, he's eating the whole color spectrum

  • @LeafletVR
    @LeafletVR 11 місяців тому

    If you didn’t understand Dan the bat screaming one means a bat is blind and uses sound as a way of seeing

  • @Pyro_MANIAC_
    @Pyro_MANIAC_ 2 роки тому +81

    Dan: "What happens when an enderman cries?"
    Ranboo: ”._.

  • @kimberlyjackson9112
    @kimberlyjackson9112 2 роки тому +38

    I felt some type of pain when dan called Mr Clean Baldi 8:08

    • @melodyd7862
      @melodyd7862 2 роки тому +4

      One time a kid named Mikayla dressed up as Mr clean in 5th grade and we all died laughing 👁️👄👁️

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 Рік тому

      I died

  • @RubyzArt
    @RubyzArt Рік тому

    1:06 - my favourite part

  • @charityadkins1159
    @charityadkins1159 11 місяців тому

    0:44 stereotypical spirit halloween clown from the last five years

  • @penguinbuddy6717
    @penguinbuddy6717 2 роки тому +381

    for the guy that said that those things will give me powers, he is tecnically correct I’ll gain the ability to die faster

    • @Brandon-uu6po
      @Brandon-uu6po 2 роки тому +8

      you get the abilty to see dead people

    • @darrenwalton1587
      @darrenwalton1587 2 роки тому +5

      LOL you get the ability to dip through the floor into the *nether*

    • @penguinbuddy6717
      @penguinbuddy6717 2 роки тому +3

      @@darrenwalton1587 thanks for the sneak peek

    • @boysslater9606
      @boysslater9606 2 роки тому +1

      You get to go down for this terriblenes you teach each other

    • @penguinbuddy6717
      @penguinbuddy6717 2 роки тому +1

      @@boysslater9606 wat

  • @WYATTDAD
    @WYATTDAD 2 роки тому +110

    Dan: “He’s bald got eyebrows and people with brooms YUP BALDI.
    Us: “Oh Mr.Clean!”

  • @MrMessiah44
    @MrMessiah44 2 місяці тому +1

    Dan''what do you do with that many skittles?''
    Me"you eat it,"

  • @codycatalano855
    @codycatalano855 Рік тому

    8:44 put me on the floor rolling the way it happened tho

  • @shiloblanco892
    @shiloblanco892 2 роки тому +206

    Dan: "what does a man do with that many skittles."
    Me: To see if they all taste the same

  • @Elmerbaby
    @Elmerbaby 2 роки тому +702

    As an American, I can confirm that having the toilet in the laundry room is, in fact, not an American thing.

    • @cheburgena6021
      @cheburgena6021 2 роки тому +22

      uh… in my other bathroom it’s a laundry room and a bathroom at the same time and I’m American XD

    • @karaschmutzer9153
      @karaschmutzer9153 2 роки тому +5

      yes

    • @jklmn1100
      @jklmn1100 2 роки тому +7

      Definitely an American thing

    • @Randilynnisah0e
      @Randilynnisah0e 2 роки тому +6

      Yup

    • @pixelgames9765
      @pixelgames9765 2 роки тому +9

      Everyone I know in America has a laundry bathroom hybrid.

  • @thechonchon0444
    @thechonchon0444 Рік тому +1

    8:11 not Baldy, Mr. clean

  • @izaj9743
    @izaj9743 Рік тому

    Where the bat is screaming joke is because echolocation and bats have that.

  • @sunnyflowrr8082
    @sunnyflowrr8082 2 роки тому +22

    Dan: sometimes I think a meme is so complex-
    Me:*dies in bat knowledge

  • @mistawhite2008
    @mistawhite2008 11 місяців тому

    Can confirm on the spiderman one, it is spiderman 3 for the ps2 and xbox 360, and that clip comes from the tutorial where you have to click a bunch of buttons fast.

  • @Theamazingsauce1234
    @Theamazingsauce1234 10 місяців тому

    13:22
    that's what you call, echolocation

  • @thecookiechild5202
    @thecookiechild5202 2 роки тому +48

    0:43 I love DanTDM’s reaction because this is legit one of my favorite TikTok’s this absolutely made my day

  • @Violet-eb8gf
    @Violet-eb8gf 2 роки тому +92

    1:27
    Man gets electrocuted
    Dan: “Finally” 😂

  • @OnlineFanBoy
    @OnlineFanBoy Рік тому

    6:58 and so begins the legend of the cat logo