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13:15 If you multiply something (ANYTHING) by ten, you'll always get a zero at the end. Subtracting seven always gives you 3 from 10. Thanks for coming to my math lesson.
11:52 Zebu, Zorse, Zonkey and Zuchon are names of animals that starts with Z. But technically Zorse and Zonkey are both the same but just named as Zebroid, and a Zuchon is a breed of dog
11:23 they made a pycrete ring. In WWII England was testing how durable pycrete was, so they shot it, and it ricocheted into a commander. Winston churchill was also in the room too.
5:25 It's called breaking point, it has alot of gamemodes and someone becomes the murderer and the murderer has to pick who to kill, either in secret or public.
3:15 this one is actually simple someone with no experience could do this trick here is why - 10Xanything will always equal a number ending in a 0 think of any number with a 0 10 30 40 it does not matter so if you multiply any number by 10 it will turn into a number ending with 0 if you subtract 7 from a number ending in zero your number will always end in 3. You can also do this with other random number and other random EVEN number but it’s a little bit more complicated
4:12 also this killed me! I almost choked on my sucker it was so funny! Please do more of these, you make my day better and make me laugh every time even though I’ve seen them at least 5 or 6 times each 😅
Loophole to the number mind reading trick, pick the number 0 since 0 x 10=0 and 0-7=-7, so you can outsmart him because the man said any number was acceptable
That's not how the joke works... How do those 2 sentences have opposite points? You literally just repeated 2 things that Dan said in the video. If you're gonna make an unoriginal joke make sure it makes sense
*My remake of this* Nobody: not even my Doggo: not even the virus: me: Ti-.... TiKa ToKaS *it's not a copy if u didn't claim it btw, I CLAM THIS REPLY mwehehee*
Do it (not scary but dont be scared when the lights off) well you see lights off then a person will shoot you in dark it means secretly but public then they can see you holding gun and 2 people remaining fight with knife
Fun fact, not every number that is multiplied by 10 and than has 7 subtracted has the last digit be 3, 7.6 for example, multiply by 10, 76, subtract 7, 69
The tiktok where the skittle things are going up is very similar to upstream contamination, where something literally goes up pouring water but the object(s) dont float in water
A thing that makes it bad are hiders unless u can see them or they have the regular light and u just hit the light bulb u can pretty much see them cause of the light or they will just have pants that have some color or shirt and teamers I hate teamers so much unless it's duos
Idk if anyone realized but the 22 yolk egg was fake it was 22 quail yolks because there was a cut, but seeing Dan's excitement watching these make my day. :)
Asher: Ma-
Jemma: He’s gonna say mama!
Asher: ma-ma- Minecraft!
Dan: *thats my boy*
yes
Yas
@@LxttleOne r/wooosh
{ Clover Heart } Sounds similar.
Hehhe
"Think of a vegetable"
Dan: *"oRaNgE"*
"Carrot"
Dan swore at 12:29
Dingo Llama He said ‘Are you fricking kidding me’ and that’s not a bad word :\
Dingo Llama listen closely he said freaking kidding me
Dingo Llama nope
Pick a number between 1 and 4 (i picked 2) was it 3 (no)
Magician: your last digit is 3.
Me, who did 1.5 to begin with: *you fool.*
13:15
If you multiply something (ANYTHING) by ten, you'll always get a zero at the end. Subtracting seven always gives you 3 from 10. Thanks for coming to my math lesson.
what about 0
@@Somerandombotlol 0 ends with zero
what about decimals? the answer is no
use 0, 0 times 10 is 0, minus 7 is -7
my logic might be very flawed
The game that the person got shot is called 'Breaking Point' . Its a really good game. You need to play it.
Felipe
Flamgo
Hes not wrong
Elena Salinas ik
Ikr its REALLY fun!
Dan:I’ll be terminator but dad form
Me: you mean DADINATOR
Jesse Jewitt I was going to say that!
DANDADINATOR
Hello Perry the Platipus , I introduce to my newest invention DAD-INATOR ! ( Add something epic please )
Bad pun-
Perry the platypus will stop this invention
Dan: amazed at how they cut wood with a knife
Me: not having the heart to tell him it’s just stop motion
im a sandwich
good to know
I'm a cat
Im a psychotic killer robot/ai that is also a cinnamon roll
I’m a Fortnite player
I’m a pizza
5:28 the game is called “Breaking Point”
That’s the name.
That’s the name
Yep
@Nawfal Rasidin u ruined it btw Thats the name
what? Why is everybody saying that’s the name?
The name of that game is breaking point and I love it!😂
Dan: favorites breaking point
Couldn’t stop playing that game oof
The Roblox game?
Why did you tell him that
It'll be ruined now
“Is that a strawberry!?”
Me: *slowly stops eating strawberry*
Sister: “ITS FRIKIN RAW!”
“Think of any vegetable”
Dan: OrAnGe
yea I caught that too lol
Mann he old I said carrot and my sis said banna
@@ghachachrismas4068 i said banana too 😂 and i realized it was vegetable not fruit lol
I said chicken for some reason 😂😂😂
Orange.
Someone get this man *“One arm with baby wipes and another arm with fresh napkins”*
I love how when somebody says we can’t do something we all instantly have to try it to see if it’s true
Man: “Now think of a vegetable..”
Dan, not taking a second to remember that an orange isn’t a vegetable: *”ORANGE”*
Lol
_ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪ ᴅᴏɴᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛᴏ sᴀʏ ɴᴏᴡ_ Σ('◉⌓◉’)
Farmer: look there's an egg hatching!
The egg: produces the entire chicken population
What? Chicken egg is evolving!
@*-Grim Reaper-* Cubic Castles yeah lol
11:52 Zebu, Zorse, Zonkey and Zuchon are names of animals that starts with Z. But technically Zorse and Zonkey are both the same but just named as Zebroid, and a Zuchon is a breed of dog
whoh
im inpressed
@@AmyOyler Thanks haha, I love all things dead and or alive
@@rainisshoku3400 cool!
Huh😮
I've Started To Try And Watch More Positive And Less Negetive Content Lately And Dan Has Been Helping With This A LOT
Dan - HOW do you cut wood with a KNIFE?
me - Stop motion.
DrgnKai0909 my dad cuts wood with a knife for fires all the time
RaZe_Quake usually people use an axe but ok
Or a machete
Dan: what game is that
Everyone: Breaking point
Me: at gun point
true
Omg i just came down here to comment it and I saw this. I love breaking point too. Good meme!
Yeah
Think ive seen the game before but you need to pay to play it
@@UNKNOWN-jg6yq no its free
11:23 they made a pycrete ring. In WWII England was testing how durable pycrete was, so they shot it, and it ricocheted into a commander. Winston churchill was also in the room too.
When I watched the 22 yolk egg thing my I-Pad charge was at 22% 😂
5:13
Name: Breaking Point
Dan if you see this that is the name of the game.
Yes
It’s in Roblox
Ik
Pee
5:25 It's called breaking point, it has alot of gamemodes and someone becomes the murderer and the murderer has to pick who to kill, either in secret or public.
wrong. Not all gamemodes include a murderer nor secret or public options.
DonSom3a thats only one of the gamemodes
Look at the user XD
Yes
Breaking point sucks
3:15 this one is actually simple someone with no experience could do this trick here is why
- 10Xanything will always equal a number ending in a 0 think of any number with a 0 10 30 40 it does not matter so if you multiply any number by 10 it will turn into a number ending with 0 if you subtract 7 from a number ending in zero your number will always end in 3.
You can also do this with other random number and other random EVEN number but it’s a little bit more complicated
choosing zero
I think we can all agree that Dan is surprised by the simplest things
“Is that a pacifier?! Yes give me that.” Dan 2020 😂😂😂
@Christopher Farley SHUT UP ALIENZGAMER
Christopher Farley I’ll help
Edit: done and now I’m just gonna say, I also need subs 😂😅😅
Dantdm calls it a dummy so do I cuz we UK bois
Yb
I thought they where called "dummys" in the UK..?
Evan: think of any vegetable
Dan: *orange*
dAtS a FrUiT
*dans
Robloxian 2.0 he means dAT
LOL
@@KenzieNHammerly ????
Spiranes I was just making a joke and saying d a n i s a f r u i t
11:50
“Name a animal that starts with Z.”
My dumb mind “ZUCCHINI”
4:12 also this killed me! I almost choked on my sucker it was so funny! Please do more of these, you make my day better and make me laugh every time even though I’ve seen them at least 5 or 6 times each 😅
Choked on your what now 😳
What the hell is a sucker
@@birbingtonxxvi8378 lollipop. or candy.
5:13 That Is A Game On RBLX Called Breaking Point
Dan: posts
Everyone: TO THE COMMENTS
Mr Slo-Mo Guy TRUE DAT
🤣🤣so true!🤣🤣
Okkkkkkkkk
The game is called 'Breaking Point', and is a game on the large platform called Roblox.
Bro said his British and calling a dummy a pacifier!
5:22 that game is called (breaking point) it's one of my favorites
Same
Me too
Roblox
Same it's good right
Im new to the Breaking Point
Dan: What is this game!
Me after screaming breaking point: ☠
same
@Christopher Farley Sis you're going around everywhere saying that, no
exactly
same
Not gonna lie...Dan's videos are LITTEREALLY! the reason why I pay the Internet..🤣🤣
PSA!!!: 2:16 THE YOLK DOESN’T BECOME THE CHICK. THE YOLK IS THE STUFF THE CHICK EATS IN THE EGG TO DEVELOP. THE WHITES BECOME THE CHICKEN.
Teacher: does anyone have a question
Dan : how do you cut wood with a knife
Mogana Arjunan
Teacher: *Very confused*
Hi
how do you poke wood and make a hole
No look it's stop motion
@@Gamer-sd5ks r/whoooosh
Before Dan: We launched some new merch!
**looks down at shirt**
After Dan: “Wait, this isn’t it.”
awasthineeti its a joke
Xd
awasthineeti r/whoooosh
lol
XD
for the number one i did -1. i got -17 at the end, so i won the mind reading game
Love you Dan you britend my day
I’m happy that Joshdub and the bois got featured in this! They need more recognition
Fredbear Entertainment 83 yeah me to
Dvdd as cbf
Ha
😂😂
They're underrated youtubers ngl
5:24
It's called Breaking point and you NEED to play it!! I beg of you! PLEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!
Yea he needs to
Copypaste this comment million times so dan plays it
When the guy said, "Think of a number between one and four," I said, out loud to myself, " Seventy-Eight"
Dan: “Oil her up”
Me: WHAT THE HELL 😨
8:21
Tiktok guy: think of a one vegetable
Me: eggplant
Tiktok guy: carrot
I said blueberry
Me:fallopian tube
Omg yass
Me: broccoli
Tiktok guy: carrot
I panicked and said French fries
5:23 the game is called “breaking point”
Жчжсдзсщс
yup
Ik
Thanks!!!!!
You little snitch.
Loophole to the number mind reading trick, pick the number 0 since 0 x 10=0 and 0-7=-7, so you can outsmart him because the man said any number was acceptable
when he made the ring with the wood dan questioned how he cut wood without realizing that he CUT FRICKEN WATER
Dan if you want to know the roblox game its called “Breaking Point”
yeah your right it is
yerp
yup
yup
Yep it is I also told dan
Dan: "Is that Chinese or Japanese?"
Me: " Korean."
*Korean
lol
Koren???? Never heard of that country?
5:57 its chinese thought im not kidding
*_K O R E N_*
3:45 he said you can’t breathe through your nose with your tongue out
Me: does it perfectly fine
Me too
you look really foolish sticking out your tongue out
Same
For the last video, you can outsmart him and make your number negative
That shooting game is called “Breaking Point!” Ily Dan!
Siimply_ on Roblox
Yeah, she's right!
I LOVE THAT GAME!
Thank you I have been looking for so long
Its not a shooting game.
who remembers when dan was in sky landers
Christopher Farley don’t worry man i got you i subed
Jeffrey Sun yep
Me lol
I do
Christopher Farley nah your just begging for subs on someone else’s video so don’t do it it’s called self advertising
8:19 "Oil her up -"
💀💀💀😭😭
Think of any number. Me: Zero. I've outsmarted him.
Man: 1 month of Mind Reading:
Think of a Vegetable
Dan: oRAnGe!!!
you
I thought of potato
sausage
Thanks,
Dantdm
5:27 It's Breaking Point in Roblox.
Yep
Thats right
Yuppp
Ya that's what I said
True
The game is called breaking point. It’s very funny when you do it in public and a ask a question
5:55 Dantdm: Buff worms pandemic!
Me: My family already had to face the cocoon worms on our trees with the queen spreading them.
Dan: wow that's such a cool ring
Also Dan: how did they cut wood with a knife
That's not how the joke works... How do those 2 sentences have opposite points? You literally just repeated 2 things that Dan said in the video. If you're gonna make an unoriginal joke make sure it makes sense
Yeah how did they
btw for all to see i will reveal the secret.......... ItS stop-motion
@@Foodnt "I don't really care on your advice"? 🤦♂️
Nobody:
Not even a carrot:
Dan: *"Tok Tiks"*
*My remake of this*
Nobody:
not even my Doggo:
not even the virus:
me: Ti-.... TiKa ToKaS
*it's not a copy if u didn't claim it btw, I CLAM THIS REPLY mwehehee*
@@melindalee8616 well i actually clame it
22 yolks in one egg 22 yolks in an egg
“Banger of a song” - Dan
That Roblox game is called 'Breaking Point'! It's a really cool game in my opinion
Play it dan
Do it (not scary but dont be scared when the lights off) well you see lights off then a person will shoot you in dark it means secretly but public then they can see you holding gun and 2 people remaining fight with knife
your right
Its really cool dan
My cuz sayz it da worst game ever but it is AMAZING
5:27 that’s breaking point, it’s really fun, make it a vid plz!!
Christopher Farley STOP GET HELP
Christopher Farley I’ve reported almost all of your comments
Audrey Miller he did it to every comment in the comment section
Trophy Chasers Chill he’s just promoting his channel in one video
I literally stick my tongue out and breathe through my nose all the time
5:29 The Name of the Game is “Breaking Point”
5:29 is the game called “breaking point” it’s really famous too.
he got a headshot tho
yep thats it
Bruh
Best game ever
I rlly hate that game
The duck got mad juke skills
That tiny worm is probably booking those worm muscles into overdrive
The roblox game with the sam smith thing is called “Breaking Point”
Mimi Kessler yup
Mimi Kessler Someone already said it but it's ok
TIK Tok🕶
Ive played it
I am top 3 in the game for real
"You can't stick out your tung and breath out of your nose when you're human"
Me: breathes out of my nose with tung out"
I am alien
Me when I did it :I-I-I I did it!!!!!!!!!!! thi- wait why dose that sound easy!? This is wired !!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, that was stupid, I did it SOOOOO eaielly
Same I'm an alien too
gamer beast same
i legit just did it
alien power fist bump
I can breathe with my tongue sticking out I'm amazing (dabs on DanTDM)
It’s crazy bc we can relate to him but so can our parents lol
Me: *reads dictionary* "Tick Tock!"
Charlie Demilio: "Tik Tok!"
Dan: "Toc Tic!"
Ha ha!!!!!!
Dan swore at 12:29
Dingo Llama no he didn’t
Kier&Aid Gaming yes listen he says,
‘Are you going kidding me’
Listen carefully he said it fast and slightly muffled but he defiantly said it
@@wol16_80 he said freaking, not, you know...
"Think of a vegetable."
Dan: oRaNgE
i would of picked tomato
I thought of a cucumber
also reasonable answer
my life when i got work on summer
I picked broccoli
I be back with the milk -the dadinator
One time I sneezed with my eyes open and I popped a blood vessel in my eyeball it was quite painful
Dan: What is this game?
Everyone who has played Breaking Point: **Loading Roblox gun**
Yep
truest thing e v e r
XD
i was thinking haven't you ever been on roblox
Toaster Gaming yup
*Think of a vegetable*
Dan: Orange!
Me: *forehead slap*
I can't blame him. Orange is my favorite vegetable too. Lol.
Shadowcatp
My favorite animal is a carrot
I said chicken-
Brocoli
I seen this many times and I had trouble in life for a few days and this cheers me up
Fun fact, not every number that is multiplied by 10 and than has 7 subtracted has the last digit be 3, 7.6 for example, multiply by 10, 76, subtract 7, 69
Dan: what game is that
Everyone else in comments: THATS BREAKING POINT
Pretty much.
THATS SOOO TRUE!
YES
Me: Idk Don't ask me Dan
I played this with my cousin lol
6:15 “the laugh is sending me stop” how iconic of you father Dan.
Im not laughing
Not funny
This video was made 3 years ago. Let that sink in 😢
The tiktok where the skittle things are going up is very similar to upstream contamination, where something literally goes up pouring water but the object(s) dont float in water
“Year 2 of reading ur mind, think of a vegetable” Dan: OrAnGE! Magician: Was it a carrot?
REE BOI I said chicken🤦🏽♀️😂
well yes, but...no
@@flipper6062 That's such a bad joke lmfao
I’m gonna be honest here, I also thought orange
wait is an orange even a veggie? I really don't know XD
That game is called "Breaking Point"
5:27
You should play it :)
Yes
Nooby _ I love breaking point
Nooby _ he really should it’s fun!
A thing that makes it bad are hiders unless u can see them or they have the regular light and u just hit the light bulb u can pretty much see them cause of the light or they will just have pants that have some color or shirt and teamers I hate teamers so much unless it's duos
Nooby _ ikr I was screaming at the screen that lol
Idk if anyone realized but the 22 yolk egg was fake it was 22 quail yolks because there was a cut, but seeing Dan's excitement watching these make my day. :)
Man you can see he hit it with a knife
good job
Person in the video: Think of a vegetable.
Dan: ORANGE!
We have done it people, we have hit the peak of humanity.
Im glad i wasnt the only one who heard him and questioned all life
i thought of bread somehow
Oh i just commented about this and didnt notice some people noticed too
Dan: if you hatched that you would have 22 chicks!
guys or stupid is roblox
5:13
That Roblox game is called “Breaking Point”
I play that all the time :3
Ya
5:25
DanTDM: Let me know what game this is!
My response: Spin the bottle
12:26 i still find crazy that whoever edited the video didnt cut that out
Man: Think of a vegetable that comes to your head.
Dan: *OrAnGe*
Bruh
Secret I had a girlfriend
The
@@isaacthestupid707 uhh okayy did not havetosay that but ok
I thought cucumber
Dan: “what other animals start with ‘Z’?”
Also Dan: “ ZUCCHINI!”
Man: “Think of a Vegetable”
Dan: “ORANGE!”
Zebra
Ik I lost it at that part xDDDDDDD
He said orange i said apple tho 😂😂
🤣🤣
I thought broccoli