@Charlie Spencer Bruh are you his king that your gonna tell us to shut up and well shut up? Have you EVER heard or UNDERSTAND the right to FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION?
Days have gone over 9000 of we people trying to get dan to say : “Hey dan here from the diamond Minecart and today we are going to get dan to say His old intro”
6:35 love it Now I've been here since 2019 Sad I wasn't here since 2012 but I was born in 2012 you're amazing dan! keep up the great work your channel has helped me get through my brothers that given me several head scars that I must hide. All I must say is Thank You Dan!
Dan: "Hey Guys Dan here." Me: "JUST FINISH AND SAY "FROM THE DIAMOND MINECART. PLEASE! I just want you to say 'Hey everyone, Dan here from the diamond minecart." Pls (Also when Dan said he was up until 1:00 playing video games, I think we all know it wasn't ultra hardcore. Pls post more ultra hardcore vids.)
During this lockdown,a darkness has spread over the world. However,you, DanTDM, is a light in that darkness keeping us all happy and smiling. And when i say this I say it for all of us. Thank you danTDM for everything you do.
19:15: since Dan is so interested in pets that people have, one Sunday morning (3rd April 2022), my mother went out into the garden to clean up leaves (we live in New Zealand so it was Autumn at the time, now it's winter) and she heard a very loud yelling. She found the source of the sound, and it turned out to be a kitten! We've kept her ever since, and her name is Panda!
"the closest object to your right will kill you" Me: looks at the pufferfish im eating Also Me: realizes pufferfish can poison you if its not prepared carefully. RUN
mommy and daddy pig: -kills their children- dan: ah, they're fine! --- dan: sees meat in a cart "wait..." dan: sees them selling it "ahh, that's better"
“The closest object to your right will kill you!” Me: *looks to my right* Also me: sees the hole in my wall 👁👄👁 Edit: for those wondering I punched the hole into my wall (I’m not a Kyle though)
Can we just give a salute to this man, he IS our childhood. o7
@Charlie Spencer Bruh are you his king that your gonna tell us to shut up and well shut up?
Have you EVER heard or UNDERSTAND the right to FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION?
Charlie Spencer lol no
Charlie Spencer I guess this guy only comes onto the vid to dislike and leave huh,
Charlie Spencer never, if someone said that to you you would feel bad right? So mind your own business
Why was i recommended this. The only time i ever watched this guy was for the spiderman series.
Days have gone over 9000 of we people trying to get dan to say :
“Hey dan here from the diamond Minecart and today we are going to get dan to say
His old intro”
?
And that will be the day when we can rest ( how are you going to do it)
...
Hey everyone***
Hey guys
Fact: The music from the dancing llama is from a cereal commercial.
The Miel pops commercial in Russian
-----
The game is called beat up Simulator
👁👄👁
mIeL pOpS
Revisiting this after 3 years out a tear to my eye dantdm is the best
@hogroast637 ye true
I got you beat by a year
@@rachelmikeyswander5221 i have yu all beat by three lol
Daddy and Mommy Pig: *selling Peppa and George on the street*
Dan: *”OH THEY’RE FINE!”*
This is the internet. Where nightmares live
I know right
I just figured out where they went
It was chicken!
Right
Lol! thanks for putting me in at @3:44 I promise the camera was just flipped and I know my lefts from rights 85% of the time
Just 85?
what-
85% is good enough
I think this guy is verified
FoRtNiTe RaPtOr stop begging
Dan's Future Pet List:
Duck
Miniature Snails
And
Chanting Frogs
How good is my channel?
Gooddddd bruh
And his llama / alpaca!
So accurate
DORI MEY
6:35 love it
Now I've been here since 2019 Sad I wasn't here since 2012 but I was born in 2012 you're amazing dan! keep up the great work your channel has helped me get through my brothers that given me several head scars that I must hide.
All I must say is Thank You Dan!
bro is 10 years old 💀
Crebguy shut up
@@postonian425 11 years old, if you do the math
Same and age doesn’t really matter we are all humans
@@joeyawesomegaming bro fr pulled out the “age is just a number” 💀💀🤨
"Dog does a cool trick"
Dan: S H O E S
Yes
Yeah
Kenan Jakupovic yeah nice
Yyyyyyouutubbbeee
?? You can script Ñ?
game: beat up simulator
>go to classroom map
you will see dan on the board
WHAT HE IS THERE :O
I didn’t see classroom on maps
@@mysticgaming4084 same
@A Lytle eh?
@A Lytle i played the game and saw it, so I posted dis comment, i aint stealin any body's comment
**Dan sees duck tiktoks**
**Also Dan goes to Jemma**
Dan: Hey Jemma! Wanna get a pet duck?
Jemma: 👁👄👁
Okay?
I would get a pet duck
SU TARTS DAD same lol
Wth is this comment 👁️👄👁️
‘SU TARTS DAD’ is a name I wanna change myself to
2 years later still watching this gem ♥
Same
Yesterday I was watching the older vids
same
Just found out about this dude who is he
@@yaritzamorales6771 so he was this guy who was a big part of people childhood’s with his gaming videos
“The closest thing to my right will kill me”
*sees friend*
*slowly backs away*
LOL
Im scared my chair is gonna kill me
I looked again my winter hat is gonna kill me im even more scared
*Chara souls shows through them* btw Undertale reference
well my breakfast is going to choke me
Oh my god this jar of cornflakes are gonna kill me- oh wait it’s my cup
Dan: That's his left.
Most cameras are inverted, but he better still sleep with one eye open
Dan doesn’t know right or left
@@Tariq._.Black_pikachu yes he dose
@@Szegö-Gonzalez does *
szegoisthegoat Dan doesnt know left or right
andrewexe thank you someone noticed
Dan :why can’t someone hold a lolly stick, tap it and record it
Me: BECAUSE THE REST OF US ONLY HAVE 2 HANDS!!!
Jammyman :D some people have 3 arms and hands
Some have no arms.
Me with a broken arm
😭😭😐😭😭
@@jason3268 same here I'ma make a yt channel next year I wanna be a animator
The fact that the people *do* know their lefts and rights and Dan just forgot about point of view 😂
"They're not chillin. They be seein stars. Their world is spinnin." Dan be spittin BARS
Dragon Hero so are you
dude after the quote it still rhymed
He be crashin the cars
Dan: “this is the type of dad I want to be”
The video: *crazy velociraptor dad.*
Why is this not top comment 😂😂🔝
Everyone: WHOA That dog can jump really high
DanTDM: *S* *H* *O* *E* *S*
Holy shoes that a good meme
Oooo Kermit friend
Kermit Is my idol Switching name to Kermit God ||| soon :D
Joka Animates ahhahah good one
Ik
Dan says I am gonna try not to laugh, * also Dan laughs 53 times
🤣🤣🤣 CRONGATLATIONS YOU COUNTED HOW MANY TIMES DAN LAUGHED
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Dan: it's Turkeyboy55... this is how we summon him in the future
Lol
Dan “oh I thought that got dark right then”
Him completely ignoring peppa and george are missing: 👁👄👁
Lol yeah
👁👄👁
👁👄👁
I’m only at the start of the video so I don’t know where he says that but Ik what toktok ur on about lol
Ikr 👁👄👁
"Hey Guys! Dan here from The Diamond Minecart" oh wait-
Lol
Waht6
Sad
LOL 😂
His content didn't get worse you just got older.
Trickshot lemon
It’s been three years and I am still watching it
Dan: "Hey Guys Dan here."
Me: "JUST FINISH AND SAY "FROM THE DIAMOND MINECART. PLEASE! I just want you to say 'Hey everyone, Dan here from the diamond minecart." Pls
(Also when Dan said he was up until 1:00 playing video games, I think we all know it wasn't ultra hardcore. Pls post more ultra hardcore vids.)
u r verry lolz olz fanz
That wasn't even the old intro, the old one was "hey everyone! Dan here from the diamond minecart" so please shut up
Yeet
Why are you so
Desperate?
No
No one:
Dan: I do NOT condone violence on roblox!
Also Dan: shoots players in a roblox game
He shots ppl in arsenal
Hey There hm
zook yeah that’s the game I am talking about
👁️👄👁️
I know
“That house in the backround is huge... wait”.
*is he’s address*
lol
His*
Jboy Yoder what r y talking about
ACE Golf101 gaming “what are why talking about”
Jboy Yoder what kind of thing is in 1:27
👁👄👁n i c e d a n
UA-cam is getting really comfortable with these unskippable ads.
666
ikr
I
Yeah and I’m not a big fan of it
Ikr
Notice how Peppa pigs “Family” WENT into the slaughterhouse but only “daddy pigs” and “mommy pigs” came back OUT, the food must be
Peppa and George
Yur right
John Xu ahaha...that’s,...the....whole....bloody.....POINT
Dang, how did I not think of that! You’re so funny and smart! Jhahahahahah /s
Obviously
Congrats you just stated the obvious! Here’s you’re medal🏅
Dan : im noticing the details. 10 minutes later "watches a peppa pig video does not know that peppa and gorge are missing
oh that dark
Gorge?
Oof-
Dan, the peppa pig one was DARK, the parents came out the store without the kids and a trolley full of ham😭💀
During this lockdown,a darkness has spread over the world. However,you, DanTDM, is a light in that darkness keeping us all happy and smiling.
And when i say this I say it for all of us.
Thank you danTDM for everything you do.
Wow....Just..Wow..
Wow...... And I agree with you he is the light in the darkness
Why didn't Dan pin this? What- i-
*I'm sueing*
It’s bootiful statement
So true he keeps me happy through out lockdown
“cLOSEST OBJECT TO YOUR RIGHT IT THE OBJECT THAT IS GOING TO *KILL* YOU”
**looks at luigi plush**
“l-luigi?”
Bruh I'll be scared too and He moved a little bit 😂😂😂😂🤣 I'M JUST TRYING TO SCARE MYSELF😭😭😭👁️👄👁️
A pillow is going to kill me
No...how could he
Danielle Nicholson same
@@luckytink05
When you sleep
I don’t think dan relized that peppa and George didn’t come back from “Disney world”
Nope he didn't
I was going to write that
Same
Please don’t watch the video on UA-cam, (it’s for 15+ viewers only)
i think that to ha
3:54 DUDE THE CLOSEST THING TO MY RIGHT IS A KITCHEN KNIFE
Imagine Asher becomes a streamer one day and Dan walk in and says “are ya winnin son”
...
................ . . . .
Abdallah Baloch same
That would be epic
Lmao
....
14:23 dan: "Oh they're fine!" also dan: unaware that their parents freaking slaughtered peppa and george
LOL
Rip poppa and george
That’s what I was saying
so true
Exactly! thats what i was gonna say!
TikTok: slowly dying
Charli: so you have chosen death
Me: well yes it’s dying
Tiktok: I’m dying help me Donald Trump: I’m telling you right now we don’t care
Me vibing watching this at 9:02pm
dan: I WANT A DUCK! I WANT A MINI SNAIL!
jemma: hmm.... how bout no.
🧘🧂🏌🏾♂️🧘🏾♂️🧘♂️🏈🧘🏾♂️🏌🏾♂️🏉🤾♀️🤾♀️🏈🤺🏒🏉🏒🏉🤸🏽♂️🤸🏽♂️🤾🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️
fernando urbano 2 min ago
19:15: since Dan is so interested in pets that people have, one Sunday morning (3rd April 2022), my mother went out into the garden to clean up leaves (we live in New Zealand so it was Autumn at the time, now it's winter) and she heard a very loud yelling. She found the source of the sound, and it turned out to be a kitten! We've kept her ever since, and her name is Panda!
And everyone liked that
@@jxobo5605 I'd expect nothing less
👁👄👁
I'm at New Zealand brothe
Dan: 'No violence!'
Also dan: *plays arsenal with the decapitate death effect*
XD
Lol
10:13
For anyone wondering (including you Dan)
The game is called beat up simulator
people in every other year: "I want a dog/cat mommy and daddy!'
people in 2020: "*give me duck I want duck*"
@CrimsonComet *KING CRIMSON!*
Hi
Ikr
wow remember when us children were normal
i hated it back then
Am I the only one who asked for one and a bunny?
Dan: this has not happened to me
People who remember when Dan fell out of his chair he got jump scared by Chica:
👁 👄 👁
True
you should note when it happend in the video
@@sieglindefollman6835 you probably know now but it’s 15:39
he is a he not a she he
Yes
Everyone talking about " the closest object to your right will kill you"
Me: He doesn't even know what happened to Peppa and George pig
K K my cat is sitting to the right of me staining into my eyes
My table was gonna kill me
PBate08 PVZ lol
How can a cushion kill me ?
@Help this muffin reach 1k subscribers pls holy crap
Dan notice me I’ve been you fan since I was 4 and I’m 11 now
Dan: Hermitcrafters are cool
Me:
Dan knows about hermitcraft my life is complete
yep
Yes!!
So apparently your dead now
I got to this comment right when I saw him react to it XD
brings a tear to my eye 👁 💦
Everyone: You should be dead
TikTok: I’m on the internet, I live forever
*t i m e t o k i l l t h e i n t e r n e t*
No it doesn't
Facts
TikTok sucks
Godddd
Dan: TikTok isn't gone yet!
10-year-old girls: YAAAyaYY I CAN POST MY CRINGEY DANCES!!!!!!!!!!
Lol
10 year olds reading this comment: *grabs metal straw*
XD
@@beep___ lol
IM tEn aNd tHiS iSnT tRuE
4:10 the sink oh no
Dan: mrs. incredibles don’t embarrass yourself
Me who’s already watched the TikTok: 👁👄👁
Did dan just talk about hermitcraft?
Everyone: YAAAAAAAAS
👁👄👁
Impulse helped him with the storage system in the hardcore world I think
Was kinda hoping that dan would join Hermitcraft.
Wdym
grumbot
Ducks: get thrown in WATER
Dan: those ducks hit the GROUND pretty hard
🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟦⬛️⬜️🟦⬛️⬜️🟦
🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦
⬛️🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦⬛️
⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️
🟦⬛️🟥🟥🟥⬛️🟦
🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦
👁️👄👁️
ಠ_ʖಠ
XD
I want Dan to see this so badly
i missed these days. i grew up with the mod reviews
"The closest object to your right will kill you"
Me: fr-
*MOM PLEASE SPARE ME*
Closest thing kill u me looks at the xbox party chat with the BOIS in it.....
For me it’s a pillow..... oh no
SandShadow pillow for me too...
My Pc Is Gonna Kill Meh (make's Since Because Im On 24/7
dan: oh I love shrek
Him literally five seconds later: I hate shrek.
Lol
Shrek has a wired adult joke I wonder if Dan has seen it
Lol
L.O.L.
my name is eve!!!!
No one: Elastigirl
Not a soul: Helen Parr
Dan: Mrs Incredible
isn't elastagirl mrs incredible?
Me, an intellectual: no, shes ms *STRECH*
this comment made no sense and the reply made equally zero sense
Ibinabo Jack no mrs incrwebibal
Zacherel Mackerel you mean everyone. Everyone calls them elastigirl and Helen parr. Not “no one”
Just to clear something, people still do this "meme"idk what you can call it
4:14 Dan, its a face camera, so its flipped, that is his right
Thank you
The blue girL beating you up. And you ask for the game
It’s called
“Beating up simulator”
I saw it lol
My user is CleoJeyJey
I thought u died- STAR PLATINUM! ORÄ ORAAAAAAA
Dan: he is cute but horrifying
Me: he’s cutely horrifying
He's horrifyingly cute
Hmm yes, the floor here is made out of floor
Dan is cute
Omgee- what?
*cutely becomes a demon*
*tiktok banned at india*
Dan: "I'm doing your work."
*India bans UA-cam*
6:50 AYO YOU STILL GOT THE STICK IN THERE
"EVERY ONE HAS A PET DUCK EXCPT FOR MEEEEEEE" Someone make that an audio for Tik Tok
Idk
why do you need a duck?
"the closest object to your right will kill you"
Me: looks at the pufferfish im eating
Also Me: realizes pufferfish can poison you if its not prepared carefully.
RUN
Jim Pickens has entered the chat
hello
Don't worry that pufferfish is healthy he ate carrots before being served
Umm my closest object a blanket🧐🤔. Suffocation here I come 😂
Oh, my mom is to my right... oh no....
Vine: n o
Musically: n o
TikTok: n o
what’s next?
Spoon
Dan
Or Turkey boii
You tube
@@Gaffeyn don dun donnnnn!
Llamma
Dan mentioning hermitcraft is crazy. i love dan AND hermitcraft!
Dan: "This is a tiktok review channel"
Me: *epicly commits oof*
Unofficial PTFS Red Arrows OoooFfffFfffFFff
*oof*
Flamingo reference???
Long oof
Gxcha Ava fLaMinKO
Who Remembers The How To Train Your Dragon Meme Where Hiccup And Dan Had the same face,but not beard,BUT NOW...HE HAS A FLIPPIN BEARD MAN!
BRUH👽
I remember hahaha
Huh!?!?
Dan: Watching tiktoks and not recreating them
Us: R E C R E A T E T I K T O K S
Yas
Just recreate it 😣😣😥
Btw a fellow bnha fan I see
Izuku Midoriya how’s eri?
Twin?
i have been watching this man for 5 years
Everyone:
WOAH that dog can jump high!
Dan:
Look at his shoes!
Ok so
High chance that this is stolen...
But the comment is good.
s h o e s
“THE OBJECT CLOSEST TO YOUR RIGHT WILL KILL YOU”
*looks at tray of cantaloupe*
I believe you.
*stares at homework diary*
I KNEW IT
*looks left and stares at Milo container*
@ma CHEEZEthey strike back
KingWheelBarrow uhm I’m supposed to be killed by a fridge box turned into a box fort... Wow...
A couch lol
Well mine is a pillow (I am on my couch not my bed)
“THE CLOSEST OBJECT TO YOUR RIGHT WILL KILL YOU”
Me:**looks at kitten laying on arm**
Kitten:**yawns and snuggles my arm**
My mind:wait wut?
Me: *sees an oreo*
My friend heard him say that... then we didn't break eye contact
Me: sees a chair.
hey did u know kittens eat u when your dead
I m sitting next to my kitten to lol
thats there right
Dan years ago: **playing minecraft**
Dan now: **watching ducks twerk on tik tok**
Lol
hahah
Me: my dad’s concealed gun license O-O
I mean ducks are flowy
Top comment
FYI dan the game is called ‘beat up simulator’ on Roblox
thx
Nice.
I legit just went through the comments BECAUSE I wanted to find the name of the game. Thank you. I know what Imma make my friend play 👏
I always beat up corl horl in that game
👁👄👁
mommy and daddy pig: -kills their children-
dan: ah, they're fine!
---
dan: sees meat in a cart "wait..."
dan: sees them selling it "ahh, that's better"
Yeah he did not get it
It was at that moment that he knew
Bruh
I was thinking the same thing 😂
@@chantala.1827 yep
the turkey boy reference, NOW EVERYTHING'S COME FULL CIRCLE BABY
Bro I haven’t watched this man in years his voice is mad nostalgic
Same
ikr
The feeling is great
Hah same
LAMA: Mi pan su su su su su sum
"The closest object to your right is going to kill you."
Me looking at the sofa:.....should I be concerned?
yes
yes
"The emoji with two eyes and a mouth. I'm puttin' that in the title and see what happens."
Sorry Dan, I have no reaction.
Lol xD
Lol
Mad to think this was 3 years ago, man time flies 😢
"You've hit the bottom of the barrel and that barrel has a basement"
-JuicyFruitSnacks
Why are u here
@@alexzhao2071 making a point that if you react to tiktoks you've hit the bottom if the barrel and that barrel has a basement
why would a barrel need a basement?
Oh my monika! How dare u kill sayori >: (
Hey Moni!! You being here reminds me that Dan should play Doki Doki Literature Club
14:05 when daddy pig pulls out the “Disney world” passes, peppa starts *breakdancing*
charlie Nfdl
I SAW THIS COMMENT AND IMMEDIATELY KNEW THE TIKTOK BEFORE I WATCHED THE VIDEO
Dan: I thought things got real dark there
Me: Dude they were selling their own kind as food
You mean kids
Remy James read my name
Jaxon Orsini read my name
What amazing 💓💞💓
Where did the kids go
“Recreating TikTok’s is coming soon, I PROMISE!” 4 years later 🗿
"The closest object to your right is gonna kill you"
*looks to my right*
*Sees a book*
I always knew reading would be the death of me.
Oof
hahahahahahahahahaha thats funny good job
aKookie. _ .Monnster I was in the kitchen and I saw a frying pan
@@Akisroom_ wait so r u saying that a frying pan is going to kill you
@Azlan Yasir Jan WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
dantdm: oh good its not dark
me: peppa parents killed her and george and is selling their flesh wdym dan
Ill buy it
He thought the family was going to die so when he saw the parents alive he thought the kids were too 🤣🤣🤣
Trashy not funny
imma watching this whilst cooking and i look to my right, there's a KNIFE!!!
WAGGY I fork was to my right
“The closest object to your right will kill you!” Me: *looks to my right* Also me: sees the hole in my wall 👁👄👁
Edit: for those wondering I punched the hole into my wall (I’m not a Kyle though)
*DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNN*
👁👄👁
‘👄’
DerpyBud, it was my dad for me xD
Hey my one was a cup
20:19 ever since this I’ve been a proud member of the phrog cult
“The closest object to your right will kill you” -looks into mirror- OH CMON IM ALREADY OUT OF THE 4TH GRADE DEPRESSION PHRASE
What whitch craft do you have to cross out words in a comment
@@thehamsterstalkingyou3291 -idk-
The Bros 𝕃𝕠𝕝
Phrase
WELL IM GONNA BE CRUSHED BY A BED
TikTok: *shuts down*
Dan's life: Aight, Imma head out
Haha
Dan’s British so TikTok’s not going anywhere for him
It’s not getting banned in USA or anywhere Microsoft bought tiktok and saved the app
👁👄👁
i hate tik Tack its so criengeuye
"The closest object to your right will kill you!"
Looks at my homework
Me: "I ALWAYS knew that homework was BAD for you!"
LOL
LMFAO
🤣🤣🤣lol 👁👄👁
Wait u have homework still
Boy by Nature it’s DA TRUTH
Bruv my Couch is killing me
This guy has provided so much epic entertainment over the years he is da bomb KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK DAN
hello
@@mr_no0bthereal239hello
Title: "TikTok Isn't Gone Yet!"
Me: In the UK TikTok isn't going to be banned... :c
Why did you do a :c face?
that kinda sucks
Wait it's not going to be banned? :c ;-; .v. those are all the sad faces i know...
yep i am also lucky
not my sis is obsessed with tik tok
Guys it's going to be banned in America on august, 2, 2020
Dan: “TikTok isn’t gone yet”
Me: “Well yes, but actually no”
I subed
I wish it was
Me: *think again*
@@trisle2764 same
BROTHER
Daily fact of the day: AAAAAAH!! Is my fave