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@Charlie Spencer Bruh are you his king that your gonna tell us to shut up and well shut up? Have you EVER heard or UNDERSTAND the right to FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION?
Days have gone over 9000 of we people trying to get dan to say : “Hey dan here from the diamond Minecart and today we are going to get dan to say His old intro”
6:35 love it Now I've been here since 2019 Sad I wasn't here since 2012 but I was born in 2012 you're amazing dan! keep up the great work your channel has helped me get through my brothers that given me several head scars that I must hide. All I must say is Thank You Dan!
2014 DanTDM: Very old Minecraft mod music... 2017 DanTDM: “Press start” music intro... 2020 DanTDM: Hey! Dan here... Wonder what new intro will be next in 2023!
"the closest object to your right will kill you" Me: looks at the pufferfish im eating Also Me: realizes pufferfish can poison you if its not prepared carefully. RUN
When everyone says "WHOSE BEEN A TRUE FAN OF DAN" so they forget to say "WHO REMEMBERS THE ORIGINAL INTRO: HEY GUYS DAN HERE FROM THE DIAMOND MINECART"
Actually alot of people play each game but they all have different popularities in each place so roblox says 1000 people play but actually 1M play each game(they have different time zones)
Dan: "Hey Guys Dan here." Me: "JUST FINISH AND SAY "FROM THE DIAMOND MINECART. PLEASE! I just want you to say 'Hey everyone, Dan here from the diamond minecart." Pls (Also when Dan said he was up until 1:00 playing video games, I think we all know it wasn't ultra hardcore. Pls post more ultra hardcore vids.)
Can we just give a salute to this man, he IS our childhood. o7
@Charlie Spencer Bruh are you his king that your gonna tell us to shut up and well shut up?
Have you EVER heard or UNDERSTAND the right to FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION?
Charlie Spencer lol no
Charlie Spencer I guess this guy only comes onto the vid to dislike and leave huh,
Charlie Spencer never, if someone said that to you you would feel bad right? So mind your own business
@Charlie Spencer so Ur the mean one here
Lol! thanks for putting me in at @3:44 I promise the camera was just flipped and I know my lefts from rights 85% of the time
Just 85?
what-
85% is good enough
I think this guy is verified
FoRtNiTe RaPtOr stop begging
Days have gone over 9000 of we people trying to get dan to say :
“Hey dan here from the diamond Minecart and today we are going to get dan to say
His old intro”
?
And that will be the day when we can rest ( how are you going to do it)
...
Hey everyone***
Hey guys
Revisiting this after 3 years out a tear to my eye dantdm is the best
@hogroast637 ye true
Same 🥹
Daddy and Mommy Pig: *selling Peppa and George on the street*
Dan: *”OH THEY’RE FINE!”*
This is the internet. Where nightmares live
I know right
I just figured out where they went
It was chicken!
Right
"Dog does a cool trick"
Dan: S H O E S
Yes
Yeah
Kenan Jakupovic yeah nice
Yyyyyyouutubbbeee
?? You can script Ñ?
**Dan sees duck tiktoks**
**Also Dan goes to Jemma**
Dan: Hey Jemma! Wanna get a pet duck?
Jemma: 👁👄👁
Okay?
I would get a pet duck
SU TARTS DAD same lol
Wth is this comment 👁️👄👁️
‘SU TARTS DAD’ is a name I wanna change myself to
6:35 love it
Now I've been here since 2019 Sad I wasn't here since 2012 but I was born in 2012 you're amazing dan! keep up the great work your channel has helped me get through my brothers that given me several head scars that I must hide.
All I must say is Thank You Dan!
bro is 10 years old 💀
Crebguy shut up
@@postonian425 11 years old, if you do the math
Same and age doesn’t really matter we are all humans
@@joeyawesomegaming bro fr pulled out the “age is just a number” 💀💀🤨
Fact: The music from the dancing llama is from a cereal commercial.
The Miel pops commercial in Russian
-----
The game is called beat up Simulator
👁👄👁
mIeL pOpS
TikTok: slowly dying
Charli: so you have chosen death
Me: well yes it’s dying
Tiktok: I’m dying help me Donald Trump: I’m telling you right now we don’t care
Dan “oh I thought that got dark right then”
Him completely ignoring peppa and george are missing: 👁👄👁
Lol yeah
👁👄👁
👁👄👁
I’m only at the start of the video so I don’t know where he says that but Ik what toktok ur on about lol
Ikr 👁👄👁
The fact that the people *do* know their lefts and rights and Dan just forgot about point of view 😂
Everyone: You should be dead
TikTok: I’m on the internet, I live forever
*t i m e t o k i l l t h e i n t e r n e t*
No it doesn't
Facts
TikTok sucks
Godddd
Dan :why can’t someone hold a lolly stick, tap it and record it
Me: BECAUSE THE REST OF US ONLY HAVE 2 HANDS!!!
Jammyman :D some people have 3 arms and hands
Some have no arms.
Me with a broken arm
😭😭😐😭😭
@@jason3268 same here I'ma make a yt channel next year I wanna be a animator
Everyone: WHOA That dog can jump really high
DanTDM: *S* *H* *O* *E* *S*
Holy shoes that a good meme
Oooo Kermit friend
Kermit Is my idol Switching name to Kermit God ||| soon :D
Joka Animates ahhahah good one
Ik
2 years later still watching this gem ♥
Same
Yesterday I was watching the older vids
same
Just found out about this dude who is he
@@yaritzamorales6771 so he was this guy who was a big part of people childhood’s with his gaming videos
"Hey Guys! Dan here from The Diamond Minecart" oh wait-
Lol
Waht6
Sad
LOL 😂
His content didn't get worse you just got older.
Trickshot lemon
Dan's Future Pet List:
Duck
Miniature Snails
And
Chanting Frogs
How good is my channel?
Gooddddd bruh
And his llama / alpaca!
So accurate
DORI MEY
Dan: That's his left.
Most cameras are inverted, but he better still sleep with one eye open
Dan doesn’t know right or left
@@Tariq._.Black_pikachu yes he dose
@@Szegö-Gonzalez does *
szegoisthegoat Dan doesnt know left or right
andrewexe thank you someone noticed
Dan says I am gonna try not to laugh, * also Dan laughs 53 times
🤣🤣🤣 CRONGATLATIONS YOU COUNTED HOW MANY TIMES DAN LAUGHED
2014 DanTDM: Very old Minecraft mod music...
2017 DanTDM: “Press start” music intro...
2020 DanTDM: Hey! Dan here...
Wonder what new intro will be next in 2023!
Omg press start is amazing “press start DOO DOO DOO DOO”
Hello there!
@@burnt_toast32 hello there my fello time time-travler
Video: Look at my amazing dog!
Dan: Damn those shoes look cool
Hey everyone dan here from the tdm.
"They're not chillin. They be seein stars. Their world is spinnin." Dan be spittin BARS
Dragon Hero so are you
dude after the quote it still rhymed
He be crashin the cars
UA-cam is getting really comfortable with these unskippable ads.
666
ikr
I
Yeah and I’m not a big fan of it
Ikr
4:14 Dan, its a face camera, so its flipped, that is his right
Thank you
“The closest thing to my right will kill me”
*sees friend*
*slowly backs away*
LOL
Im scared my chair is gonna kill me
I looked again my winter hat is gonna kill me im even more scared
*Chara souls shows through them* btw Undertale reference
well my breakfast is going to choke me
Oh my god this jar of cornflakes are gonna kill me- oh wait it’s my cup
“cLOSEST OBJECT TO YOUR RIGHT IT THE OBJECT THAT IS GOING TO *KILL* YOU”
**looks at luigi plush**
“l-luigi?”
Bruh I'll be scared too and He moved a little bit 😂😂😂😂🤣 I'M JUST TRYING TO SCARE MYSELF😭😭😭👁️👄👁️
A pillow is going to kill me
No...how could he
Danielle Nicholson same
@@luckytink05
When you sleep
No one:
Dan: I do NOT condone violence on roblox!
Also Dan: shoots players in a roblox game
He shots ppl in arsenal
Hey There hm
zook yeah that’s the game I am talking about
👁️👄👁️
I know
This was so good in quarantine😭😭😭
fr😭
Still waiting for re-creating tik toks tho
Notice how Peppa pigs “Family” WENT into the slaughterhouse but only “daddy pigs” and “mommy pigs” came back OUT, the food must be
Peppa and George
Yur right
John Xu ahaha...that’s,...the....whole....bloody.....POINT
Dang, how did I not think of that! You’re so funny and smart! Jhahahahahah /s
Obviously
Congrats you just stated the obvious! Here’s you’re medal🏅
Imagine Asher becomes a streamer one day and Dan walk in and says “are ya winnin son”
...
................ . . . .
Abdallah Baloch same
That would be epic
Lmao
....
"The closest object to your right is gonna kill you"
*looks to my right*
*Sees a book*
I always knew reading would be the death of me.
Oof
hahahahahahahahahaha thats funny good job
aKookie. _ .Monnster I was in the kitchen and I saw a frying pan
@@Akisroom_ wait so r u saying that a frying pan is going to kill you
@Azlan Yasir Jan WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
4:10 the sink oh no
dan: oh I love shrek
Him literally five seconds later: I hate shrek.
Lol
Shrek has a wired adult joke I wonder if Dan has seen it
Lol
Eve Grenon do be speaking facts tho
L.O.L.
14:23 dan: "Oh they're fine!" also dan: unaware that their parents freaking slaughtered peppa and george
LOL
Rip poppa and george
That’s what I was saying
so true
Exactly! thats what i was gonna say!
Dan: Hermitcrafters are cool
Me:
Dan knows about hermitcraft my life is complete
yep
Yes!!
So apparently your dead now
I got to this comment right when I saw him react to it XD
brings a tear to my eye 👁 💦
👁👄👁n i c e d a n
Dan years ago: **playing minecraft**
Dan now: **watching ducks twerk on tik tok**
Lol
hahah
Me: my dad’s concealed gun license O-O
I mean ducks are flowy
Top comment
TikTok: *shuts down*
Dan's life: Aight, Imma head out
Haha
Dan’s British so TikTok’s not going anywhere for him
It’s not getting banned in USA or anywhere Microsoft bought tiktok and saved the app
👁👄👁
i hate tik Tack its so criengeuye
"The closest object to your right will kill you"
Me: fr-
*MOM PLEASE SPARE ME*
Closest thing kill u me looks at the xbox party chat with the BOIS in it.....
For me it’s a pillow..... oh no
SandShadow pillow for me too...
My Pc Is Gonna Kill Meh (make's Since Because Im On 24/7
She's hitting the computer because to watch TikTok before it's gone
Vine: n o
Musically: n o
TikTok: n o
what’s next?
Spoon
Dan
Or Turkey boii
You tube
@@Gaffeyn don dun donnnnn!
Llamma
Dan: “this is the type of dad I want to be”
The video: *crazy velociraptor dad.*
Why is this not top comment 😂😂🔝
"the closest object to your right will kill you"
Me: looks at the pufferfish im eating
Also Me: realizes pufferfish can poison you if its not prepared carefully.
RUN
Jim Pickens has entered the chat
hello
Don't worry that pufferfish is healthy he ate carrots before being served
Umm my closest object a blanket🧐🤔. Suffocation here I come 😂
Oh, my mom is to my right... oh no....
It’s been three years and I am still watching it
Dan: 'No violence!'
Also dan: *plays arsenal with the decapitate death effect*
XD
Lol
When everyone says "WHOSE BEEN A TRUE FAN OF DAN" so they forget to say "WHO REMEMBERS THE ORIGINAL INTRO: HEY GUYS DAN HERE FROM THE DIAMOND MINECART"
Roblox garbage lol
@@ilackoriginality9152 look at how many people play piggy
@@Babyshark56497 still roblox is trash
Actually alot of people play each game but they all have different popularities in each place so roblox says 1000 people play but actually 1M play each game(they have different time zones)
hey everyone*
99% Comments: "THE CLOSEST THING TO YOUR RIGHT WILL KILL YOU"
1% Comments: a normal comment
😂
so true
😂😂😂
Ita my pillow
Nan nan nan
i missed these days. i grew up with the mod reviews
game: beat up simulator
>go to classroom map
you will see dan on the board
WHAT HE IS THERE :O
I didn’t see classroom on maps
@@mysticgaming4084 same
@A Lytle eh?
@A Lytle i played the game and saw it, so I posted dis comment, i aint stealin any body's comment
"The closest object to your right will kill you!"
Looks at my homework
Me: "I ALWAYS knew that homework was BAD for you!"
LOL
LMFAO
🤣🤣🤣lol 👁👄👁
Wait u have homework still
Boy by Nature it’s DA TRUTH
Dan: "Hey Guys Dan here."
Me: "JUST FINISH AND SAY "FROM THE DIAMOND MINECART. PLEASE! I just want you to say 'Hey everyone, Dan here from the diamond minecart." Pls
(Also when Dan said he was up until 1:00 playing video games, I think we all know it wasn't ultra hardcore. Pls post more ultra hardcore vids.)
u r verry lolz olz fanz
That wasn't even the old intro, the old one was "hey everyone! Dan here from the diamond minecart" so please shut up
Yeet
Why are you so
Desperate?
No
1:55, You kneel to tie your shoe, and it jumps
dan: I WANT A DUCK! I WANT A MINI SNAIL!
jemma: hmm.... how bout no.
🧘🧂🏌🏾♂️🧘🏾♂️🧘♂️🏈🧘🏾♂️🏌🏾♂️🏉🤾♀️🤾♀️🏈🤺🏒🏉🏒🏉🤸🏽♂️🤸🏽♂️🤾🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️🤾🏽♀️
fernando urbano 2 min ago
Dan: Watching tiktoks and not recreating them
Us: R E C R E A T E T I K T O K S
Yas
Just recreate it 😣😣😥
Btw a fellow bnha fan I see
Izuku Midoriya how’s eri?
Twin?
“THE CLOSEST OBJECT TO YOUR RIGHT WILL KILL YOU”
Me:**looks at kitten laying on arm**
Kitten:**yawns and snuggles my arm**
My mind:wait wut?
Me: *sees an oreo*
My friend heard him say that... then we didn't break eye contact
Me: sees a chair.
hey did u know kittens eat u when your dead
I m sitting next to my kitten to lol
I understand why you post this 1 in the morning 👁👄👁h 18:34
Dan: “TikTok isn’t gone yet”
Me: “Well yes, but actually no”
I subed
I wish it was
Me: *think again*
@@trisle2764 same
BROTHER
Dan : im noticing the details. 10 minutes later "watches a peppa pig video does not know that peppa and gorge are missing
oh that dark
Gorge?
Oof-
people in every other year: "I want a dog/cat mommy and daddy!'
people in 2020: "*give me duck I want duck*"
@CrimsonComet *KING CRIMSON!*
Hi
Ikr
wow remember when us children were normal
i hated it back then
Am I the only one who asked for one and a bunny?
Also the lama song was stuck in my head for ages also FROOG SUMMON CIRCLE 😂😂😂
Did dan just talk about hermitcraft?
Everyone: YAAAAAAAAS
👁👄👁
Impulse helped him with the storage system in the hardcore world I think
Was kinda hoping that dan would join Hermitcraft.
Wdym
grumbot
Dan : “I do not condone violence in roblox”
Me : “But 6 six days ago you were shooting people with guns in roblox”
IKR
Ha. He got exposed 😎
You just copied a comment
Haha
Everyone talking about " the closest object to your right will kill you"
Me: He doesn't even know what happened to Peppa and George pig
K K my cat is sitting to the right of me staining into my eyes
My table was gonna kill me
PBate08 PVZ lol
How can a cushion kill me ?
@Help this muffin reach 1k subscribers pls holy crap
Dan:”No violence”
Me in my mind:”Says the guy who burns hatchimals and appears on the newspaper for fun”
Dan: mrs. incredibles don’t embarrass yourself
Me who’s already watched the TikTok: 👁👄👁
No one: Elastigirl
Not a soul: Helen Parr
Dan: Mrs Incredible
isn't elastagirl mrs incredible?
Me, an intellectual: no, shes ms *STRECH*
this comment made no sense and the reply made equally zero sense
Ibinabo Jack no mrs incrwebibal
Zacherel Mackerel you mean everyone. Everyone calls them elastigirl and Helen parr. Not “no one”
Just to clear something, people still do this "meme"idk what you can call it
"Closest object to your Right will kill u"
"Looks at my plushy"
"Five minutes later.."
"Plushy outside my garden 👁️👄👁️"
Oof
Haha
Fnaf in a nut shell
Lol
The things he does for us
Who Remembers The How To Train Your Dragon Meme Where Hiccup And Dan Had the same face,but not beard,BUT NOW...HE HAS A FLIPPIN BEARD MAN!
BRUH👽
I remember hahaha
Huh!?!?
I don’t think dan relized that peppa and George didn’t come back from “Disney world”
Nope he didn't
I was going to write that
Same
Please don’t watch the video on UA-cam, (it’s for 15+ viewers only)
i think that to ha
Dan: he is cute but horrifying
Me: he’s cutely horrifying
He's horrifyingly cute
Hmm yes, the floor here is made out of floor
Dan is cute
Omgee- what?
*cutely becomes a demon*
10:13
For anyone wondering (including you Dan)
The game is called beat up simulator
Dan: "This is a tiktok review channel"
Me: *epicly commits oof*
Unofficial PTFS Red Arrows OoooFfffFfffFFff
*oof*
Flamingo reference???
Long oof
Gxcha Ava fLaMinKO
"You've hit the bottom of the barrel and that barrel has a basement"
-JuicyFruitSnacks
Why are u here
@@alexzhao2071 making a point that if you react to tiktoks you've hit the bottom if the barrel and that barrel has a basement
why would a barrel need a basement?
Oh my monika! How dare u kill sayori >: (
Hey Moni!! You being here reminds me that Dan should play Doki Doki Literature Club
"The closest object to your right is going to kill you."
Me looking at the sofa:.....should I be concerned?
yes
yes
Dan, the peppa pig one was DARK, the parents came out the store without the kids and a trolley full of ham😭💀
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Dan: it's Turkeyboy55... this is how we summon him in the future
Lol
Everyone:
WOAH that dog can jump high!
Dan:
Look at his shoes!
Ok so
High chance that this is stolen...
But the comment is good.
s h o e s
*tiktok banned at india*
Dan: "I'm doing your work."
*India bans UA-cam*
The roblox game featured in this video is named: Beat Up Simulator
"The emoji with two eyes and a mouth. I'm puttin' that in the title and see what happens."
Sorry Dan, I have no reaction.
Lol xD
Lol
“The closest object is going to kill you”
My mom: 👁👄👁
Myke Robert I’ll wait until you figure out the joke
And then she dies
Myke Robert
Correct 👁👄 👁
Myke Robert r/woooosh
Stop the face emoji thing please
Dan: everyone has pet ducks APART FROM ME!!!!
People without pet ducks: 👁💧👄💧👁
I have a pet chicken
XRider2000_YT Gamign neat
👁👄👁
💧 💧
👁 👁
💧👃🏾 💧
👄
👁👁
💧💧
👁👄👁
💧 💧
i have been watching this man for 5 years
dan, forget the dab police
We NeEd ThE rEnEgAdE pOlIcE
YOU JUST GAINED MY FULL RESPECT!
@James Joyce Yes... just yes....
Renegade is not a thing anymore lol
pollic
That is trash and cringy tho
Tiktok: "the closest object on your right is going to kill you."
Me: *looking at my TV* "How could you??!?!"
😂😂😂
for some reason I am going to be killed by a hairbrush??? 🤔👌
LOL
@@barrykrofchak8859 IT MIGHT RIP THE TOP OF UR HEAD OFF SO HAIR BRUSH OOFER
My bath
*Im on the toilet*
Nobody:
TikTokers: **getting prepared for the purge against Trump**
Charli: You messed with the wrong girl
Lol
The power of the renegade cannot be stopped
@@superdoggo7008 yeh
what is she gonna do dance?
Ha
anyone else still waiting for the recreating tiktoks video
10% comments: Normal people saying normal stuff.
90% comments: bE hOnEsT wHo Is A tRuE fAn Of DaN
Tell me about i mean GEEZ
@@Riccoo EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
True 👁👄👁
Ikr
Oof I always see it
14:05 when daddy pig pulls out the “Disney world” passes, peppa starts *breakdancing*
charlie Nfdl
I SAW THIS COMMENT AND IMMEDIATELY KNEW THE TIKTOK BEFORE I WATCHED THE VIDEO
“The closest object to your right will kill you” -looks into mirror- OH CMON IM ALREADY OUT OF THE 4TH GRADE DEPRESSION PHRASE
What whitch craft do you have to cross out words in a comment
@@thehamsterstalkingyou3291 -idk-
The Bros 𝕃𝕠𝕝
@@thehamsterstalkingyou3291 -magic-
Phrase
the game is called beat up people simulator Dan (edit: i posted this way to late i already know)
Dan: TikTok isn't gone yet!
10-year-old girls: YAAAyaYY I CAN POST MY CRINGEY DANCES!!!!!!!!!!
Lol
10 year olds reading this comment: *grabs metal straw*
XD
@@beep___ lol
IM tEn aNd tHiS iSnT tRuE
Dan: TikTok isn't gone yet
Everyone: Why are we still here, just to suffer
EDBREAD megabyte lol
Every night I can feel my leg
Yes
You know when it does get cancelled it will just come to youtube....
@@g3itnal and my arm even my fingers
“The closest thing to your right will kill you”
Me: **sees a pillow**
*i guess I AM really weak..*
Ooh same
But maybe we can stop it
im sitting right nect to a blanket
Mine actually was toilets paper...
@Terminator Fish Studio's or suffocate me
@@BrayD978 well shirogane and ishigami knows about killing people with toilet paper
20:40 only ogs know who turkeyboy55 is
Dan: I thought things got real dark there
Me: Dude they were selling their own kind as food
You mean kids
Remy James read my name
Jaxon Orsini read my name
What amazing 💓💞💓
Where did the kids go
Title: "TikTok Isn't Gone Yet!"
Me: In the UK TikTok isn't going to be banned... :c
Why did you do a :c face?
that kinda sucks
Wait it's not going to be banned? :c ;-; .v. those are all the sad faces i know...
yep i am also lucky
not my sis is obsessed with tik tok
Guys it's going to be banned in America on august, 2, 2020
For the dog the dog can do this stuff because it is a bedgem maluma witch are the dogs that they use in the military ❤
Only og’s will remember when the comments were filled with “only og’s remember when Dan had blue hair”
i remember
The og minecraft mods
Yeah I remember cause it’s the only reason I died my hair blue
Yep I remember that
Remember when dan had purple hair?