Pattaya Massage how does it end, where to go and what to expect?

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  • Pattaya has thousands of massage shops here, but how do you know what will happen once you step inside?
    I explain what the Pattaya venues offer what massages and what the signs are once you are led on the massage bed.
    Some may be in for a shock, some walk out light headed with a smile, here in Pattaya.
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  • @stevebarclay3298
    @stevebarclay3298 10 місяців тому +159

    I found the soapy massage ladies to be rather cold and impersonal in my experience so I avoid those places. Two weeks ago on my last trip, I went into the VIP massage in the location further down Buakhao (closer to the market near South Pattaya Road). They have some nice looking ladies in there and actually got a 2 for 1 deal as the more experienced lady used me to teach a younger lady how to go about giving an oil massage. My first 4-hand massage 👍👍

    • @Buzzinpattaya
      @Buzzinpattaya  10 місяців тому +4

      Thanks for sharing!

    • @user-oi3mz8gs2c
      @user-oi3mz8gs2c 10 місяців тому +2

      Soapy in Bangkok is good, imo.

    • @stephenc6597
      @stephenc6597 10 місяців тому +6

      Risa massage in Soi Buakhao is very good for a legitimate massage. Had a foot massage and Thai massage in there with lady called Mew, both were excellent. Definitely recommend

    • @David-Chiang-Mai
      @David-Chiang-Mai 10 місяців тому +2

      @@MichaelMitchell-ks5it Where is Tigertown? It's been 40 years but I grew up in Stark County. Get out while you can. LOL. I've been in Pattaya for 6 months. Bought a big bike (cb500x) and have been travelling 90 days at a time. No Regrets (and no snow).

    • @granthendricks1046
      @granthendricks1046 10 місяців тому +1

      I rejected once an older lady working with a younger woman, as she said the younger women could not speak English which I thought was stupid excuse at the time. Maybe, I should have accepted.

  • @itsbrilliant-bt8sv
    @itsbrilliant-bt8sv 10 місяців тому +25

    As someone who suffers from joint and muscle pain after a lifetime working in the construction industry a soothing 'legit' massage trumps a 'happy ending' every time. It also loosens me up for the real thing later in the day. 😁

    • @Crazyattutude187
      @Crazyattutude187 10 місяців тому

      Do you use toys.

    • @Buzzinpattaya
      @Buzzinpattaya  10 місяців тому +3

      Cheers mate

    • @cjjaxxon
      @cjjaxxon 10 місяців тому +1

      I agree. I only get a message for comfort and relief. They offer happy endings but I refuse. I'd rather just have sex. Lol. Don't need no hand job.

  • @Oddsharxz10
    @Oddsharxz10 4 місяці тому +8

    I’m crying !!!!!!!!😭 truth of the matter I couldn’t raise a eyebrow right now …. You’re a genius!! 😂😂😂

  • @NomYaiinspector
    @NomYaiinspector 10 місяців тому +2

    The smile, banter outside the shop gives you a hint of what to expect.

  • @jimmyjames4jesus
    @jimmyjames4jesus 10 місяців тому +2

    Hi legend, haven’t watch Thailand videos for months. Thank you for posting and allowing me to remember what it used to be like. ❤

  • @HawkwindAus
    @HawkwindAus 10 місяців тому +6

    I've had a couple of oil massages recently in South Pattaya. I find it's not hard to indicate to them that you might be interested. In one of the massages the lady made sure I was happy without even discussing a price - I gave her a nice bonus - in the other the lady didn't add any extras but at the end of the massage she let me know that it was closing time, and that she would be happy to come back to my condo with me. I didn't take her up on the offer because I had a really early start the next morning, but I might go back. In both cases the massages were quite good. Interestingly, in light of Trev's comment that they start at the neck and shoulders and work down, in both cases they started at the feet and worked up.

  • @scubapete81
    @scubapete81 10 місяців тому +6

    I just got back from a trip to Pattaya, I recommend Poona massage which was at the beginning of the video on the left hand side of Soi Baukhao, I had a legit massage in there every day of my stay and all the ladies there are trained and have a great attitude. If your looking for a massage without the happy ending and a massage that leaves you feeling like a new man/woman get yourself in there.

  • @darrenbretherton7298
    @darrenbretherton7298 10 місяців тому +3

    Many years ago I fell over at work and twisted my ankle about 1 week before I was due to come to Pattaya. As I went down I heard a cracking sound and I thought I'd broke it. After a trip to a&e I was told it was OK just brused and very swollen. I hobbled onto the plane and got myself to Pattaya. I'd already had many special massages in Pattaya before but all I wanted was a real foot massage. I hobbled down soi baukaw and all I got offered was oil massage Mr. All I wanted was someone to take care of my foot !! Eventually found a good place on second road but can't remember the name

    • @Buzzinpattaya
      @Buzzinpattaya  10 місяців тому

      Agreed it's hard to find legit massages unless you know where to look

  • @narpat20861
    @narpat20861 10 місяців тому +2

    Love your diplomatic narration.

    • @Buzzinpattaya
      @Buzzinpattaya  10 місяців тому

      Lol I am thick mate, not many long words in my vocabulary lol

  • @davidgraham9370
    @davidgraham9370 10 місяців тому +8

    Good point about respect when getting a massage, was getting a foot massage in soi Diana a couple of weeks ago when 4 Chinese came in talking very loudly the boss told them to be quiet then another 1 of their group came in with their phone held out presumably with a face time call with a girl in the first group which she then proceeded to virtually shout at the phone when the boss got up and told them to get out in no uncertain terms and told them they would not get a massage in her shop.

    • @Buzzinpattaya
      @Buzzinpattaya  10 місяців тому +3

      So bloody rude

    • @davidgraham9370
      @davidgraham9370 10 місяців тому

      @@Buzzinpattaya google Chinese buffet at hotel in Pattaya that’s why I detest the Chinese no social grace at all

  • @Andy-4342
    @Andy-4342 10 місяців тому +4

    Yellow Massage at the Beach Road end of Soi 6/1 is great for a traditional massage. Soi Honey, Soi Buakhao, and Soi Pothole have the other areas covered. 😎Worst noise infraction was a bunch of Indian guys came into Yellow Massage and I guess one of them was trying to be the big boss. He was talking loudly on his phone, shouting at the other guys, it was horrible. I had enough and made to leave but the massage lady said to stay and the other massage ladies quickly told the Indian guy he needed to quiet down or leave. A good massage but still ruined because of someone's ego. Cheers and thanks for another great video!

  • @martinbyrne715
    @martinbyrne715 9 місяців тому +1

    Excellent videos, to the point ,informative & funny. Great work.😁

  • @komboblast4044
    @komboblast4044 10 місяців тому +1

    I went to Leks Massage in Chong Nonsi, Bangkok. I really enjoyed it. Very professional. I will definitely go back again. ❤❤❤

  • @gordonthomson3070
    @gordonthomson3070 10 місяців тому +2

    Good point about noise levels , it’s all about relaxation ❤️

    • @Buzzinpattaya
      @Buzzinpattaya  10 місяців тому

      Exactly respect each other and relax

  • @justgrazza4638
    @justgrazza4638 7 місяців тому +3

    Hi Trev, love the Vid man. Thai massage certainly is a mixed bag. My last trip up, which was a few years ago now was to Khao Lak. Part of the Resort deal included a number of massages for both me and the Missus, which were administered by a lovely, older married lady on the Resort beach. First couple of massages were nice, relaxing events, however on the 3rd or 4th day the missus lined up for hers first and when finished she went of for a swim, or something. I climbed up on the table, belly down and the lady started, as you said, head first, shoulders, back, butt, legs, sack, followed by a little maneuvering around and ended with a HJ, right there on a busy resort beach. Couldn't believe my luck. Bloody big storm came in the next day and hung around for the remainder of our holiday, so never got to experience any followup. A massage can take place any where, anytime, obviously, in Thailand.

  • @user-mw8ch3jt9x
    @user-mw8ch3jt9x 7 місяців тому +1

    Great, rambling tour.
    I really enjoyed the large amount of options.
    A great massage info video !
    Great 👍🙂

  • @markmeenaghan934
    @markmeenaghan934 10 місяців тому +2

    I can live precariously thru you,thanks Trevor,cheers

  • @pinatajuju4471
    @pinatajuju4471 5 місяців тому +4

    Quite enjoyed your sense of humor, mate. Everywhere I ever went for massages, I never got to choose the lady, however I never was was disappointed. However choosing one where I get to choose does sound good. Cheers everyone.

    • @Buzzinpattaya
      @Buzzinpattaya  5 місяців тому +1

      Glad you enjoy the content mate and yeah always choose

  • @rickhilton2447
    @rickhilton2447 9 місяців тому +4

    On Soi Excite Queen massage . Excellent for both parts .

  • @DkCarpentry97
    @DkCarpentry97 7 місяців тому +2

    Absolutely love the channel mate, really funny 😆

  • @tbywoods
    @tbywoods 10 місяців тому +2

    Another good video. Thanks buddy

  • @jeffreye7179
    @jeffreye7179 10 місяців тому +3

    Great info!!! Thank you. Plus your massage descriptions had me laughing on the floor. Your British lingo is very entertaining. Coming from someone who lives in the states. :o)

  • @areyouexp4
    @areyouexp4 10 місяців тому +10

    great vid trev - good topic - i have a funny massage story = my first time in thailand - i knew about massages and massage places from videos - one tip i heard was " legit" massage places - the ladies will all wear the same uniform - and happy massage places the ladies wear different clothes or thier street clothes etc - well i later found out this was only for pattaya not bangkok 5555 - so myself and a friend go for a massage - the ladies all have the same uniform on so i think its a legit place and decide to try - i have also heard that if you want a good massage pick an older lady as they are experienced and can give very good massage and the young ones are eye candy and cant rub worth a crap 5555 - we are greeted at the door outside by the group of ladies and ask about oil massage as i always get this one and the price is acceptable so lets go - an older lady that had engaged me when i came and asked questions than led me into the shop - i thought legit places the next one in line goes and happy places you get to pick - so i was feeling at ease - we go upstairs to the massage area - and the massage rooms look like walmart changing rooms that have the thinest walls between them and curtains for " privacy " - massage begins and at first it is pretty good for about 15 mins - than right next to me i hear my friend - hahaha 555 - his girl starts touching him and kissing him and i can hear everything - she propositions the oral massage amd he goes for it - at this point im pooping my pants - thinking oh no i hope this older lady who i picked wjo is on the heavier side and not very attractive doesnt touch hendrix and proposition me for the same thing ( at least my buddy had a younger one in her mid to late 30s ad was slim and cute ) ( mine was def in her 50s ) - well to my horror she does - and i politely deciine and say i only interested in massage thank you - this is around the 30 min mark of the hour massage - i can also hear that buddy's massage next door has progressed to full on happy massage - she says your buddy is going for it you should too ( and im thinking to myself = if i had known that this was that type of place do you think i would have selected or gone with a 50 plus year old = hell no id have the shitty massage for the 24 year old stunner ) - so again i say no just the massage thank you - and she starts talking loudly in thai to her friend who is inches away through a plank of wood and no roof saying he wont do it he no want etc - and meanwhile she has stopped rubbing me and complaining loudly in thai - this continues for about 5 mins - im about 35 mins into the worst massage i have ever had and she abruptly ends the massage and leaves the room not to return - i go use the bathroom - and wait for my friend to finish his massage as i sit downstairs in the main lobby area waiting for him in the most awkward 10 or 15 mins i have ever had - at this point i havent paid and the lady who massaged me isnt around but she is still complaining in a back room = to save face = cheap charlie 55555 - i remain quiet - my friend shows up - and as we are paying he says should we give a tip and i say loudly so all can hear HELL NO - paid my 200 baht and left 555555

    • @Buzzinpattaya
      @Buzzinpattaya  10 місяців тому +1

      Haha thanks for sharing your experience with us mate much appreciated

    • @andrewmartin7078
      @andrewmartin7078 10 місяців тому +2

      So what did you expect for 200baht??

    • @EamonnHogan-pk1le
      @EamonnHogan-pk1le 10 місяців тому

      What a boring olde BS story

    • @areyouexp4
      @areyouexp4 9 місяців тому +1

      @@andrewmartin7078 an hour massage is what i paid for and got about 25 mins of a ok massage and 10 mins of crap - not near an hour

  • @d.bcooper7819
    @d.bcooper7819 10 місяців тому +2

    Thanks for breaking down the differences.

  • @robd5886
    @robd5886 10 місяців тому +2

    Thanks for another great video, mate! Planning a visit this Oct. and I'll definitely pop into Buzzin'. Hope to get to meet you in-person.

  • @budgetdreamtravel1283
    @budgetdreamtravel1283 10 місяців тому +2

    Another GREAT video Trevor!
    You have a talent for intelligently dancing around sexuality descriptive references. Well done.
    For those who haven't experienced the wonders of professional Thai Massage, generally for an average of just 200 baht, $6 dollars!!! You'll get an incredable deep tissue massage for an hour that will relieve all your pain and guarantee your happy return.
    My favorite is 'Siam Massage', on the turn off street from the south end of Pattaya beach road.
    Real, high quality experience, no boom boom (plenty of those).
    Professional, nice atmosphere and they won't attempt to jack up the price. But be considerate enough to leave a tip. These girls work very hard for such a small money return.

  • @sailwinds69
    @sailwinds69 6 місяців тому +2

    Crown massage near walking street is excellent regular massage with really good technicians. Try Yuree, John or Rin. Been there 20 times last Nov 18 2023 regular massage

  • @drewcorry5056
    @drewcorry5056 10 місяців тому +2

    Absolutely Outstanding

  • @MsJamiewatt1
    @MsJamiewatt1 8 місяців тому +2

    Love your videos keep up the good work

  • @keithd1219
    @keithd1219 10 місяців тому +5

    I got yelled at by a massage girl talking to a buddy in the next stall. She told me to shut up. I was quite miffed but I certainly got the message loud and clear. I was out of line.

    • @Buzzinpattaya
      @Buzzinpattaya  10 місяців тому +1

      It's just a place to relax mate

  • @ajtame
    @ajtame 9 місяців тому +5

    Doing what most others dont, spilling the facts

  • @denismoreau3646
    @denismoreau3646 10 місяців тому +2

    Great info to know what to expect 😊

  • @kennethpaulsen5407
    @kennethpaulsen5407 10 місяців тому +1

    great video as always

  • @Brian-ro9vn
    @Brian-ro9vn 4 місяці тому +14

    Buzz is spot on when he says current rate is 1000 baht all in , but if I could add a word to the wise for all the novices , when they grab your junk and ask you if “ you want “ make sure you ask “ how much “ because if you don’t they can charge you anything they want when it’s over , and furthermore ask them if that’s the total price for the massage and the wrist rocket , don’t make the mistake I made the other day here in Phuket , I’m a salty old veteran and of course I asked how much,.. and when she said “ 1000 “ ( like a rookie ) only one word came out of my mouth … “ Ok “ , after the deed was done and I was up and dressed and forking over the 1000 she kept her hand out and said “ 400 more for massage “ ( She got me ) !

  • @philyew3617
    @philyew3617 10 місяців тому +6

    Best Proper massage I ever had in Pattaya was at the Thai Blind Massage Institute. It used to be off the left of Pattaya/Naklua Road, going towards Naklua, in Naklua Alley 16. I'm not sure if it's still there or might have moved. It's a proper no hanky panky massage and wow do you come away feeling like you've been stretched, twisted and pummelled. Almost all the people are totally blind, there are both young women and young men, I think it was like a training college for blind people. Trev... If you can find out if it's still going and you want a real massage, it's worth a try

  • @user-cj4gt6yw2k
    @user-cj4gt6yw2k 10 місяців тому +2

    Thanks for the info and scenery. 'Hand in Hand', LOL.

  • @hiteshmaini7016
    @hiteshmaini7016 10 місяців тому +2

    Hey Trev,
    Another great video…I have been visiting this great city since past few years now. My favourite massage shop (legit) is right where you started the video from…there are a couple of massage shops before you started the drive from.
    Absolutely relaxing, great staff, knows little bit of English…good experience at the end. Second favourite is POO NAA massage shop which was visible in your video.
    Coming next month again, hope to see you mate. Cheers !!

  • @timphillips9954
    @timphillips9954 10 місяців тому +11

    I was asked to leave a massage shop in Soi Buakhao a couple of months ago because I wanted only a standard oil massage, lol.

    • @Buzzinpattaya
      @Buzzinpattaya  10 місяців тому +1

      Wow

    • @etfremd
      @etfremd 10 місяців тому +5

      Happy ending is way easier to finish! Than all the time and energy required for a good massage.

  • @peterRobinson10101
    @peterRobinson10101 10 місяців тому +10

    if you want just a massage... use the blind institute ones. its much better as the ppl do it by feel, they are very proud of their work and your really helping ppl make an honest living.

    • @peterRobinson10101
      @peterRobinson10101 10 місяців тому +6

      its also very cheap. it used to cost me about 50urn but that was 17y ago in essarn. The blind institute places are in every province and its really worth going. also if you want to know normal Thai ppl rhey wont be impressed with u using massage bars they will place u in rhe sex tourist category. so it pays to know where rhe blind one is.

    • @Buzzinpattaya
      @Buzzinpattaya  10 місяців тому +1

      Absolutely mate

    • @ExposedBen
      @ExposedBen 10 місяців тому +2

      What's that called?
      A Stevie Wonder?

    • @allenl9214
      @allenl9214 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@peterRobinson10101where and how do you find these blind institute massage places? And agree with you about the 'sex tourist label'. It seems like many regular Thais automatically assume you've coming to Thailand as a sex tourist. Have talked to regular women and guys who seem to think automatically about me without even mentioning about it

    • @sterling557
      @sterling557 9 місяців тому

      Is there one in Pattaya or Jomtien?

  • @lesliejameswenham7297
    @lesliejameswenham7297 4 місяці тому +1

    Great video. Thanks.

  • @rupikamakaney
    @rupikamakaney 6 місяців тому +1

    Trev all the very best on your eye doctor appointment
    Keep doing what you do thank you

  • @goyoy6433
    @goyoy6433 10 місяців тому +4

    THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! For the life of me, I don't understand why people go full-on, loud as hell, conversation with the guy sat right next to him on the massageshop ? And have you heard these conversations? All about nothing, laughing so damn loud. I guess I'm old, 58, and people, Westerners and flag chasers, have no common curiosity. There'll be more than enough time to take at the bar anywhere outside the shop. You'll definitely be able to identify me. I'm the one with the noises canceling headphones on my neck, in case I need them 😊.

    • @Buzzinpattaya
      @Buzzinpattaya  10 місяців тому +1

      Yeah does my head in mate it really does

  • @feedittothegoat388
    @feedittothegoat388 8 місяців тому +3

    You're a God. I might actually be planning my first visit there in the near future, without your matter of fact and human approach to documenting every small detail, id be lost 🙏

  • @DeOldSod
    @DeOldSod 7 місяців тому +2

    Heading to Pattaya on Saturday-First timer- bringing my Thai lady with me. Soooo looking forward to seeing Pattaya especially Jomtien beach and walking street at night. Hopefully it won’t rain! Thanks for the massage information really good! 👍👍👍

  • @Tom-hm1og
    @Tom-hm1og 9 місяців тому +1

    Great info and love your delivery. You sound like good bants!

  • @Fredelliot767
    @Fredelliot767 10 місяців тому +3

    Baan Thai on Jomtien beach road was excellent for a legit massage, not been to Thailand for a while so hopefully it is still there

    • @Buzzinpattaya
      @Buzzinpattaya  10 місяців тому +1

      Nice one mate

    • @thebangkokconnection4080
      @thebangkokconnection4080 10 місяців тому +3

      In Bangkok you can get massages at the Temple's school of massage run by monks. Blind masseurs are often employed there at much more reasonable rates.

  • @toby4301
    @toby4301 10 місяців тому +6

    I’ve been to Pattaya a few times now and I would definitely say if you’re looking for a HE massage, then Soi Honey is a great starting point. Don’t really rate soapy massages, very expensive 3000 baht plus.. impersonal, covered everything, devoid of emotion. You could get three messages in any other massage salon for that sort of price and come out with a happier…… great video, very informative 👍

  • @andrewcairns7719
    @andrewcairns7719 10 місяців тому +2

    Great insight Trev😁

  • @kudtras
    @kudtras 10 місяців тому +1

    I am also very fond of happy messages! Britainya!

  • @MJPK17
    @MJPK17 10 місяців тому +3

    Nice video Trev. In Bangkok they have some really high end massage places like Maria’s where its more than just a soapy - its bar/food/entertainment (pool etc) or Black Caviar Executive club. Are there any very high end/expensive massage /clubs like that in Pattaya?

  • @rogersmith9705
    @rogersmith9705 10 місяців тому +4

    Hello Trevor, since Life is a one-lap race, I get a therapeutic massage every month in Eastern Canada for 1680 Bahts/hour. Thanks!👍

    • @Buzzinpattaya
      @Buzzinpattaya  10 місяців тому +1

      Nice one mate thank you for sharing your experience with us

  • @TIGERSSWITT
    @TIGERSSWITT 10 місяців тому +1

    Great info video...Thanks Trev 👍

    • @Buzzinpattaya
      @Buzzinpattaya  10 місяців тому

      Cheers mate

    • @TIGERSSWITT
      @TIGERSSWITT 10 місяців тому

      @@Buzzinpattaya As someone asked earlier Trev, could you let us know if phone, wallet, hotel keys are to be stored somewhere or are we just to trust the staff at these establishments..Thanks in advance.

  • @daraiussanjana6977
    @daraiussanjana6977 Місяць тому +1

    I have been to Phuket ,never been to Pattaya though so these places are worth exploring. Thanks for this informative video.

  • @markwestleywestley8507
    @markwestleywestley8507 10 місяців тому +4

    2 I can recommend. Yellow massage on 6 1 and King Sauna on 3rd Rd. Both legitimate. Top tip, ask the bar girls where they go as they want a decent massage.

    • @Buzzinpattaya
      @Buzzinpattaya  10 місяців тому

      Heard Yellow Massage before being recommended

  • @Traveltip247
    @Traveltip247 10 місяців тому +3

    Yes. Special massage is good but it is also good to find girl who can actually give nice hard Thai massage to loosen the muscles

  • @morganpowell94
    @morganpowell94 4 місяці тому +1

    Appreciate the content

  • @maakboomah434
    @maakboomah434 10 місяців тому +2

    We'd normally stay at the Royal Gardens/Marriott/Avani. So it was get to the room, shower off the 12 hour sortie, then across 2nd Road to Golden Fingers. Not a huge fan of oil massage, so would most often do a foot & leg, along with a neck & shoulder massage. 90% of the time I, and any number of the crew, would be out cold in those loungers 5 minutes in 😆👍🏼👍🏼

  • @trevorblack8839
    @trevorblack8839 10 місяців тому +4

    You did a ride around a few months ago and showed a cafe called Sammy's, when I was there in Early May I went thre for lunch, walking there from Central Pattaya Road I passed a massage shop and got talking to the gorgeous lady, so o had to go in, she wasn't dressed sexy just like a legit massage girl, but in the room the massage was unreal, the happy ending was unbelievable, she said next time she wanted the full works

    • @Buzzinpattaya
      @Buzzinpattaya  10 місяців тому +1

      Nice one mate thank you for sharing your experience with us

  • @TheTravelMan
    @TheTravelMan 10 місяців тому +2

    Nice one Trev, good video, see you in January 👍👍

    • @Buzzinpattaya
      @Buzzinpattaya  10 місяців тому

      Thanks mate look forward to meeting you

  • @Madhusudhan333
    @Madhusudhan333 10 місяців тому +1

    Really going to visit Buzzin bar.... Have been watching your videos for years now and it would be great to catch up in person.

  • @peterjones-zb2my
    @peterjones-zb2my 10 місяців тому +4

    Brother I love your Channel laugh my butt off

  • @TheRst2001
    @TheRst2001 10 місяців тому +4

    Take one for the team 💪😆

  • @captmulch1
    @captmulch1 9 місяців тому +2

    It always impresses me how clean Thailand is …

  • @paulsanger8147
    @paulsanger8147 10 місяців тому +1

    Great video.

  • @nbarton8
    @nbarton8 10 місяців тому +3

    Am sure a Ride around the LB Massage Parlour would be a very Interesting Video 😇

    • @Buzzinpattaya
      @Buzzinpattaya  10 місяців тому +3

      Coming soon, well the video not me lol

  • @siavash1000
    @siavash1000 10 місяців тому +3

    Hi Trevo,
    Which soapy massage do you recommend? I have never been in any of them ?

    • @Buzzinpattaya
      @Buzzinpattaya  10 місяців тому +1

      I haven't had one in years mate, but PP has a decent rep just not for me

    • @siavash1000
      @siavash1000 10 місяців тому

      @@Buzzinpattaya
      Thanks, I come to Thailand next week. I am going to check it out

    • @roycegrissett3580
      @roycegrissett3580 9 місяців тому

      @@Buzzinpattaya So PP offers sexual intercourse?

  • @duanecanady4832
    @duanecanady4832 10 місяців тому +1

    Great video

  • @ryhole9229
    @ryhole9229 10 місяців тому +2

    I had alot of fun on soi Bukhao during this past Songkran.

  • @MonsterTVchannel
    @MonsterTVchannel 10 місяців тому +5

    You definitely need to "take one" for the team and report back bro 😂
    Thanks for all the laughs brother ❤

  • @barfvader8219
    @barfvader8219 10 місяців тому +3

    Its never mentioned but you can, in effect bar fine a massage girl. Not all are available, but I have asked a few and they confirmed it is an option.

    • @Buzzinpattaya
      @Buzzinpattaya  10 місяців тому +2

      Yes if you ask many will accompany you outside

  • @mdubb4855
    @mdubb4855 10 місяців тому +1

    This vlog brings back a lot of memories. Pattaya comes across as the wild west where it's easier to find THAT kind of special massage than the strictly therapeutic kind, and where some of the places don't even want to waste their time with the hard work of therapeutic. That's the main problem, hilariously, finding legit massage. Back in the day when go go bars were the thing, masseuses often said "not that kind place, go bar".
    In America it's like this. One hour massage places are just for happy endings at the very end. They are hybrid and defend their dignity by being completely mechanical. If the practitioner scowls and says an hour is too long, that's an indication of full swrvice. If they offer hot stones and aroma therapy and recommend two hours, it's so legit you'll be accused of harassment if you try to pat their hind quarters.
    In Bangkok, in at least one central area, the tea money payments vary on the style of place, ranging from massage only to intermediate to fs. So shop owner's make their decision based on the burden of extra tea money vs the masseuse splitting part of her tip.
    The nuances of shops and what's on offer is confusing or fun, depending on your tolerance for inscrutable levels of dignity and face. One girl told me once she had a customer she liked but he tried to do it there instead of inviting her back to his room, which spoiled it for her because it wasn't a fs shop, and so she just said no. I asked her if she suggested after work and no she didn't - face.
    When I, on the other hand, tried to be the right kind of guy at a follow on encounter of my own at a different spot, my masseuse said "no time, do here." It had nothing to do with dating for pay vs dating and everything to do with the matrix of shop style, tea money, face in front of her friends, length of shift - our age, appearance, smell. If you are young, tall, and good looking they will give you a different experience than old, stinky, and rude. They take great happiness in gutting and keel hauling you financially if they consider you to be below their usual profile in quality (this is during the luxe age pre COVID).
    So Honey is degenerate. It takes all of the challenge away. Except the challenge of at least getting a sinsusal rubdown.

  • @andrewharris8439
    @andrewharris8439 10 місяців тому +2

    Well said mate on the importance of Thai massage etiquette for us oldies😅

  • @cdnlong1
    @cdnlong1 10 місяців тому +4

    For a nuru or soapy massage, the Wood Bar/Annies on soi 7-1 in Bangkok is great. 2000 baht.

    • @Buzzinpattaya
      @Buzzinpattaya  10 місяців тому

      Cheers mate

    • @fruitloops3718
      @fruitloops3718 10 місяців тому

      Now your talking a little under American prices. Yes I'm going there for sure.

    • @cdnlong1
      @cdnlong1 10 місяців тому

      Far below American prices. If you can find this in America.

  • @scottmcgowan4813
    @scottmcgowan4813 10 місяців тому +7

    You never forget your first soapy massage 🙂

    • @user-tu4ls7zi7u
      @user-tu4ls7zi7u 10 місяців тому

      Absence true. Weird confusing I had no idear wtf experience many ladies behind the window huge hotel bkk. Taxi 🚖 driver took me. second night bkk it felt like Thai mafia in underground carpark. I was the only farang thought I was set up to be robbed. Really strange .

    • @Buzzinpattaya
      @Buzzinpattaya  10 місяців тому

      So true

  • @user-eg3qy2ii5g
    @user-eg3qy2ii5g 4 місяці тому +1

    Now that's unbelievable 🎉

  • @TheOUboy
    @TheOUboy 10 місяців тому +2

    Good info

  • @Saidakine
    @Saidakine 10 місяців тому +5

    Amon is my favorite Happy Massage. My favorite Legit Massage is the one by the former Robins Nest. I don’t like Soapy Massage’s. I don’t like foot massages. I wish I could remember the Massage place on 2nd rd for legit but I can’t remember at this time.

    • @Buzzinpattaya
      @Buzzinpattaya  10 місяців тому

      Thanks for sharing!!

    • @Saidakine
      @Saidakine 9 місяців тому

      @@Buzzinpattaya I think you where on 2nd rd and covered the massage place I like. They even do pedicures and manicures cheap like 6 bucks. I went to it 3 years in a row and they remembered me each time. Nice girls and good at what they do. I coming back next spring the first time since 2019.

  • @ian3902
    @ian3902 10 місяців тому +2

    Have you changed something Trev or is it just me? The picture quality on this video is brilliant, and everything is crystal clear.

  • @nigelwilliams9307
    @nigelwilliams9307 10 місяців тому +1

    Yaaay..you went up soi Chalermphakiat, I live there looongtime!

  • @nickmaidment
    @nickmaidment 10 місяців тому +10

    you make me smile when you mention your inability to get wood at the moment. Can tell you are ex military..........can talk about anything and not give a shit..........great stuff. Im ex Navy myself, so totally understand your humour.

    • @Buzzinpattaya
      @Buzzinpattaya  10 місяців тому +2

      Haha indeed mate, is what it is, shit happens, respect to you for ex-service mate, fair play

  • @user-qh5bo8bx9l
    @user-qh5bo8bx9l 10 місяців тому +5

    I agree masseur works hard but 100baht is small for us but not for them , later other customers give only 50 or 40bahts as a tip genuinely they would think it is not enough! So that is a kind of delicate question of it ! I asked a professional and she said 40baht per hour

    • @Buzzinpattaya
      @Buzzinpattaya  10 місяців тому +1

      100B is a small change for us, I tip that all the time

  • @robertflint2549
    @robertflint2549 10 місяців тому +1

    This is a great vid, T. Far more informative than usual. Would you believe it, bloke, I had a soapy with happy end on Walking street once for TB200. That was way back in '98 during my first visit to Patters - but I first visited Thai in '81 - and it was great. I doubt if you can get it at that price anymore. (In fact I know you can't). Thai massages are worth experiencing in all their varieties, foot, traditional, oil, and with or without happy endings. But a warning to newbies, it's genuinely hard not to get aroused during one of these, irrespective of the beauty of the masseuse. Some of the plain-looking girls have got magical fingers.

    • @Buzzinpattaya
      @Buzzinpattaya  10 місяців тому +1

      Wow nice one mate

    • @ollelindskog4531
      @ollelindskog4531 10 місяців тому +1

      Try getting a proper meal for the same price as in the -80's in any country. I don't think it will work......

    • @Buzzinpattaya
      @Buzzinpattaya  10 місяців тому +1

      Cheers mate much appreciated

  • @ugenescott111
    @ugenescott111 4 місяці тому

    Great information Buzz I would of appreciated you showing us the inside of your bar maybe a day you will. Thank You 😊

  • @michaelshirley4874
    @michaelshirley4874 10 місяців тому +3

    Hey Trev , a great video today , I have never had a massage in pattaya before , I watched my partner at the time have one on the beach and she was in so much pain 55555 , maybe I will start with a shoulder and foot massage when I return , looking at prices In November, not to bad around 600 pounds for etihad , have a good day buddy

    • @Buzzinpattaya
      @Buzzinpattaya  10 місяців тому +1

      Glad you enjoyed it mate unlike your partner on the beach hahahaha

    • @Buzzinpattaya
      @Buzzinpattaya  10 місяців тому

      Cheers mate and go for it

  • @jujubee1290
    @jujubee1290 Місяць тому +3

    i recently came across your videos and find myself binge watching. you know your stuff and of course i have subscribed. ill be in pattaya in june and will be sure to stop in your bar. i definitely owe you a beer for all of the info you have given me. cheers and see you soon

    • @Buzzinpattaya
      @Buzzinpattaya  Місяць тому +2

      Thanks mate look forward to meeting you, thank you

  • @rickster101
    @rickster101 7 місяців тому +2

    Good old Pattaya fantastic for massages definitely the place to go I’ll be there December/January time just 3 nights b4 going to Chiangmai 🇹🇭👍

  • @komboblast4044
    @komboblast4044 10 місяців тому +2

    How on earth I am missing these places, Honey One and PP Massage. I know the area and it is near my hotel. Next time, I will check it out when I return to Thailand. ❤❤❤

  • @slothpoo
    @slothpoo 10 місяців тому +6

    When I was in Bangkok I literally had a foot massage followed by a happy ending every morning I was there.

    • @Buzzinpattaya
      @Buzzinpattaya  10 місяців тому

      Haha all.good

    • @GavinScrimgeour
      @GavinScrimgeour 6 місяців тому

      That’s absolutely ridiculous - especially as you were only after a foot massage 😂

  • @andrewmarshall3891
    @andrewmarshall3891 6 місяців тому +14

    Dude I went into Bangkok Bank and asked where the shower was. It didn't go well for me. You need to zoom in on the premises next time.

  • @johnlaseter2453
    @johnlaseter2453 10 місяців тому +1

    Great video and information, Trevor. I'm surprised you didn't mention Marissa's place.

    • @Buzzinpattaya
      @Buzzinpattaya  10 місяців тому

      Yeah to be fair I wanted to keep it all open,.plus Marriage.has never given me a massage

    • @johnlaseter2453
      @johnlaseter2453 10 місяців тому

      @@Buzzinpattaya Fair play, Trevor. I do remember her saying that an oil massage was her favorite to do.

  • @LarocksCookingAdventures
    @LarocksCookingAdventures 10 місяців тому +1

    Damn your right next to my favorite place. Lk Pres. I must stop by buzz when i return

  • @trevhinds3098
    @trevhinds3098 10 місяців тому +3

    Nemo my go to for proper massage

  • @wasabista1613
    @wasabista1613 5 місяців тому +12

    ALWAYS shower first. It's just the decent thing to do. The ladies don't want to touch someone who's sweaty and stinky, which you are, because Thailand is hot. IT doesn't necessarily mean extras are coming. Don't wait to be told, but if you DO wait to be told, and they ask if you want to shower, your answer is "yes."

  • @craigiescaddyvan9393
    @craigiescaddyvan9393 10 місяців тому +2

    Great video Trev not long now Fly Friday arrive Sat will get you a beer Sunday if your around

    • @Buzzinpattaya
      @Buzzinpattaya  10 місяців тому +1

      Sounds great mate safe travels

  • @dawgbrooks5706
    @dawgbrooks5706 10 місяців тому +1

    The legit massage I had in Thailand was always with the blindmans massage. They have both male and female masseuses. You always wear traditional Thai pajamas. These masseuse are fantastic. But because they are really blind, they know how to assess your body via their hands. They will cause you pain to get the knots out but so worth it later on. Plus you assist them with finances. So, it's a real win, win situation. I believe there is one in Jomtien. My experience with the soapy's, it just depends on the masseuse. You either get lucky and find one that enjoys giving the massage or you get one that is tired of it. Luck of the draw. The fun is the hunt...he he Stay safe and healthy M8!

    • @Buzzinpattaya
      @Buzzinpattaya  10 місяців тому

      Brilliant mate and yes very good

    • @ollelindskog4531
      @ollelindskog4531 10 місяців тому +1

      I've tried blindmans massage. It was really good massage.

  • @glennjones7905
    @glennjones7905 10 місяців тому +3

    my X used to do back walking massages on me, long long ago. 39kg and walked up and down my back, a bit on the legs, shoulders, and had the sense not to dance on my neck. 20 minutes of this and I could barely get up I was so relaxed.
    Trev, or anyone know if that's a thing done at any massage joints? sub 40kg and no high heals is a requisite.

  • @maelstrom530
    @maelstrom530 10 місяців тому +3

    Quick question that applies to any of the massage places or even other establishments…..how do you secure your cash wallet hotel keys etc while enjoying the offerings?

    • @Buzzinpattaya
      @Buzzinpattaya  10 місяців тому +1

      When ya undress but ya wallet in your trouser pocket and the wrap your trousers inside your shirt or t-shirt and that's pretty much all ya need to worry about

    • @ollelindskog4531
      @ollelindskog4531 10 місяців тому +3

      I have never had any problem. Never lost 1 Baht in those places. Of course I only carry cash, but thats "standard procedure" for me. Don't carry more than you want to lose.

  • @reviewsbyChase
    @reviewsbyChase 5 місяців тому +2

    Hey what was the name of that street that you went to that had all the massage places

  • @scottmeikle9607
    @scottmeikle9607 10 місяців тому +1

    The first one you recommend on Soi Buakhao after Lk Mansion where you get the foot massage, I recommend that for sure with the comfy lazyboy seat and a view of the world outside

  • @cabdriver361
    @cabdriver361 10 місяців тому +3

    Only had a soapy once, it was pretty amazing but for me a once in a lifetime massage. Now I'm older I'd rather have a proper massage as my wife wouldn't be happy so go for one where they have uniforms on. Usually a good indication of what you will get. Get yourself sorted so you can raise an eyebrow it's important.