Also, make sure to go to sleep drunk and extremely high after you eat a few spicy ass-burning burritos and some ice cream with (I cannot stress this enough) EXTRA hot fudge and plenty of sprinkles (the kind that most European countries have banned) and wash that all down with a double espresso. Now, once you’ve eaten your ideal meal for perfect sleep, tie rubber bands around your genitals and wrists, but only after you put on a few layers of sweat-clothes. Now you’re ready to drift off to dreamland, pal! Sleep well, friends!
Damn son that guck must have been gold all 3 times lol, ive done it once legit but the other two times im like ehh within the first few weeks so i feel ya brother
I'm from St Louis and I live in St Louis. I'm over 40 and I've been f****** single moms in St Louis since I was 17. No. Do not come back for the St. Louis poonanny unless you've not got shit going on wherever you're at. If you never left, different story alllllll together. Who is this mammluke? I probably know him. Where did this kid go to highschool?
On the one hand: single mom is a way for him to get a hotter lady than he unusually would be able to get because she has to drop her standards. On the other hand: In The Bedroom (2001)
At any point she can end your relationship with that child even after years in an instant. You could be the best father figure possible and you still have no rights or control over the future of your “child”
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Love the sopranos shirt with a bathing suit. My guy always got the “on vacation” look so comfortable.
Respect
The quintessential Florida-chic
@@Freiheit1232nah
Soder's got the disappointed dad sigh nailed
LMAOOO so true
If her ex didn't suddenly and tragically die of Tuberculosis you shouldn't date this woman.
what if hes gay
@@blowfishfootmanthen you’re good but there’s always the possibility that this girl might also make you gay
“A strenuous pace” got me good.
Keep the likes at 69 challenge
I've never seen anyone look less comfortable sitting leg-over-knee than Dan Soder
Man as someone who went down a similar route at one point, the baby daddy dynamic really is the biggest factor
I like the way the caller said he was 29 like that's too young to have kids lmao
Kinda young to be a step dad in my opinion
@@jameshill8493True
Right lol 😂
I had an almost 5 year old by that point 😫
What even is “time” 🤯
@@4everhumbl36sucks to be you
Dan Soder is such a top tier comic
Agreed. He’s always just fun.
That's a whole lot of dice rolling over a low success situation.
Reverse lewis and clark hahahaha
Make sure to use many layers of blankets on your foot area for perfect sleep (circulation, temperature regulation)🔵
This is the most messed up advice I’ve ever heard in my life
Never forget to only butter the crust of your bread leaving a dry white middle, perfect for eating (ingestion, digestion, defecation)
Also, make sure to go to sleep drunk and extremely high after you eat a few spicy ass-burning burritos and some ice cream with (I cannot stress this enough) EXTRA hot fudge and plenty of sprinkles (the kind that most European countries have banned) and wash that all down with a double espresso. Now, once you’ve eaten your ideal meal for perfect sleep, tie rubber bands around your genitals and wrists, but only after you put on a few layers of sweat-clothes. Now you’re ready to drift off to dreamland, pal! Sleep well, friends!
@@scrotooftheninefingers218instructions unclear- ate 5 ass burning burritos instead of a few.
@@benderbendingrodriguez6697 Good lord.. you must’ve slept like a baby!
TOO YOUNG. DONT DO IT. you can do the single mom thing in your 50's.
Dating in your 50s doesn't seem that fun tho
@@GrayVMhan if ur a dilf, it's probably pretty dope
@@GrayVMhanI’m forty and it’s not fun. It’s not that fun in 30’s either. 25-30 is the best. Women start going nuts after 30 and beyond.
Stav aint afraid of intimacy he just in a 3 yr slump
No,no,no,no!!!! Done it, been there. 3 times it turned into a NIGHTMARE!!!!
What happen?
Damn son that guck must have been gold all 3 times lol, ive done it once legit but the other two times im like ehh within the first few weeks so i feel ya brother
lol
at a strenuous pace hahahaha
I instantly knew this was an earlier episode.
That’s how clips work
You're breakin' through, Buddy. I'm proud of you. [CUE MUSIC]
I'm from St Louis and I live in St Louis.
I'm over 40 and I've been f****** single moms in St Louis since I was 17.
No.
Do not come back for the St. Louis poonanny unless you've not got shit going on wherever you're at.
If you never left, different story alllllll together.
Who is this mammluke? I probably know him.
Where did this kid go to highschool?
My friend hooked up with a MILF in St. Louis. Is there just a great MILF culture there lol?
On the one hand: single mom is a way for him to get a hotter lady than he unusually would be able to get because she has to drop her standards.
On the other hand: In The Bedroom (2001)
Dans trauma helped this one lol
Kids are alot of work my guy.
Ayyy st louis
As with any choice in life, if you feel the need to ask others’ opinions then you already know full well the answer is “no”.
Katie Nolan is HOT. Dan is a lucky GUY.
Damn, Lando Norris aged pretty fast
Stay away from single moms
What a regard
Is this Stavros Halkias?
On the left
😂😂😂 @@barryg.3470
@@barryg.3470no it’s Ron white
@@bigboybrayden5236Ron Jeremy you uncultured swine
no
Kids!? I'm only 29, dude! What are you fucking crazy?
At any point she can end your relationship with that child even after years in an instant. You could be the best father figure possible and you still have no rights or control over the future of your “child”
not your nut not your child
No ask yourself why is she single in the first place. Also why do people ask advice especially to guy who probably has not seen a date.
I'm gay by the way
Never date a single mom.
Dont be the cleanup guy...
If the dad of that child is still alive do not do it. Step dad is what single moms call guys they wouldn’t date if they didn’t have a kid.
um what are they supposed to call em?
If the guck is tremendous
Fuck yes stavvvvvyyy
Tiny Latina lesbian showing love 🙌🏽❤️
lookin terrible
my question is why can't you see if she would be down to come to the westcoast?
Bro it’s a single mom, ran through and used up lol if you’re that desperate go to therapy
what do you think therapy does?
Ah you totally get women