Why I don't deep sea fish from a kayak anymore
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- Опубліковано 9 гру 2016
- Have you ever pointed at the screen and said this when watching Shark Week on the Discovery channel?
This very thing happened to me one time, although not in this particular video.
This is a very cool close call vid from expert kayak fisherman Mark McCracken.
His channel is entertaining escape, and I recommend checking it out, liking and subscribing!
Here is the original link.....
• Kayak fisherman fights... - Фільми й анімація
Some dude on a boat 200 yards away: “that guy can’t kayak worth shit”
I have read a lot of the comments and they are good but this is the only one that made me lol!
HA
bahahahahhahah
LMFAO!!!!💀
I was doing good at keeping my coffee in until this one. I lost it because I would be that dude.
The irony. It's a hammerhead. And then there's this guy. Hammering him, on the head.
loooool
I was born for this moment
Yes, the balance of the universe
Take my like sir
HAAAA!!!! I get it! Cuz like... it's called a hammer-head and like... hes hitting him on the - nevermind
It's impressive how confident and determinate he remained despite being repeatedly punched in the face
Hammerheads have been called the most aggressive shark species.
@@MadFox-jr6byis that true? I always thought they were not one of the really dangerous ones. I thought tiger sharks, bull sharks and great whites were the bad ones.
I'm going off what my Hawaii family have told me. Tigers and Hammerheads are their biggest fear when diving. @@oneofthosepeople2101
It must have been one hungry shark to keep taking paddle beating.
@@oneofthosepeople2101ye there’s been almost no hammer head attacks from what I’ve read, I think it’s cause that weird head of theirs does some sort of electrical stuff to identify food, so it’s really good at telling what’s good and not good to eat - take this with a grain of salt I ain’t a marine biologist
I was doing some research a few years ago about a kayak to fish from in the saltwater. One of the things I was interested in, was coloured kayaks that sharks seemed more interested in. I can't remember what colour it was from the research I did, but it was either yellow or orange from memory. Impressed how that guy kept his nerve fending those sharks off, sitting on his shark biscuit.
I believe that colour is known as Yum Yum Yellow. 😂
@@cdlc5256😂
Having a hard time believing this according to google sharks can't see color so why would they be interested in colored kayaks?
Maybe it's about brightness?
Come to Aus, great salt water kayak fishing to be had up the top end. Especially for the long tailed long mouthed estaurine fish,
I dunno what’s more impressive, the 100% accuracy this dude has with his paddle or the hammerhead’s sheer determination despite the 100% hit accuracy.
I did not notice it was a hammerhead until I saw your comment and verified by pausing at 0:32.
This is why I love the comment section. I hadn't a clue what kind of shark it is! Thanks OP and for the time stamp: Perfect.
Lol
I thi k he liked it
That plastic paddles too soft. Ive always wanted to try kayak fishing at sea, luckily im land locked. Now i know if i try this, im definitely bringing the Louisville slugger or a gun(if law permits).
I’ve never thought to myself “deep sea fishing from a kayak sounds like a great idea today”
You're going to need a bigger kayak !
Ikr
lol
Ive done it its wonderful, and the sharks usually don't bother you.
🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
Been a diver for over 40 years and I NEVER thought a kayak on the ocean was a smart move.
The moment you go into the sea you automatically take several steps down on the food chain!
Human beings seem to have a terrible habit of forgetting that they're made out of meat
But a diver IN the ocean is??🙄
Dressing up in a seal costume does not seem safer.
wat
“That’s the last time I go deep sea fishing in my kayak” is right up there with “that’s the last time I go skydiving with this old bed sheet as my parachute”
No ones going to point out the fact that this guy has a 100% hit rate lol
Andy F he missed a few times still impresive as hell i could not do that at all
The Dude could get
100% "other" shots
on N64's Golden Eye...
funniest, unknown, hard to do stat that one..
I was gonna say he’s connecting a lot. just imagine losing the paddle :o
Lol so true!
Holy shit hahaha that hit rate! this guy is a boss!
I bet the shark uploaded a video too: "Why I don't attack kayaks anymore"
Serial Killers Documentaries lmao
This was the comment I kept scrolling for
lol. this is too funny.
You are brilliant, mate.
Serial Killers Documentaries thats funny last time.i checked sharks cant upload jokes on u bud
This is why I always carry a giant octopus with me for protection
I love how he is just hammering the hammerhead xD
Someone needs to edit this with a health bar over the shark
Brooo 😂😂😂
TheDroidBay u gaved me a nice idea mate
@@bruuhblackboih8777 awesome! If you make a vid please send me a link, I 'd love to see it!
TheDroidBay I’m waiting next week so I can use my computer and I will send link
@@bruuhblackboih8777 haha great!
“Derek, you won’t believe it. There’s a chimpanzee floating over there with the shittiest spear I’ve ever seen”
LMAOOO
LOL
XD
Idk why but i read this with an australian accent
Great comment :D
Those sharks are moving so fast! Kudos to the guy. He’s deadly with the paddles and keeping his balance at the same time!
You need a "Not a dolphin" sign. Sincerely, glad you made it! As a species we take a few steps down from our top position on the food chain when we enter deep water, but your brain and thumbs carried you through. /respect
This should be the commercial for the company that made that paddle
"Spank me kayak daddy" ||=8D
For sure
XD
Loooool
A paddle that keeps the sharks away. Get yours now.
He prob left a good review for the paddle tho
Angel Corona no kidding
“i give this paddle 5 stars, why you ask? i speared a shark 20 times with it and still works like a charm”
Angel Corona I'm laughing so hard at all this jokes💀😂😂😂
Glad I was able to make so many laugh, thank you for the likes. 😃
Best comment 😂
Im sitting here laughing thinking some primal people were in that same spot 40,000 years ago under the same instincts fighting off predators 😂
The fact that anyone does this in the first place is what really gets me.
“Let’s lure some shark food towards my little wobbly raft, out on the ocean :)” 😅
Shark: “excuse me good sir do you know how to get to-“
WHACK
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This one genuinely made me laugh out loud at the thought
@@belphemoth6639 Me too, 😆😆😆, witty and funny on that one, I had a good laugh alright
😂😂😂
😭😭😭🤣🤣 classic
Sad thing is, that kayaker realised later that he'd dropped his wallet and the shark was just trying to return it.
Oh noooo😦
Don’t judge a book by it’s cover
😂😂😂
Coulda been worse. Coulda been a loan shark?
That shark works for Chick-fil-A 🔥🔥🔥
Hammerhead sharks look like they came from space. Off the top of my head I can't think of a more unique looking shark. Glad you lived to tell the tale and show us this amazing video.
Basking shark, Megamouth shark, Goblin shark, Angel shark, Frilled shark, Sawshark, Cookiecutter shark
Whenever this happens to me, i just jump in and 1v1 the shark. I have never lost a fist fight against a shark in my life, and im not starting now.
man: hits the shark
shark: painfully addictive, let’s do that again
Free BDSM
...
Not that I've ever paid for it
shark was masochist
🤣🤣🤣 hilarious!!!
@@themichelleegan come again?
@@hitroy1054 the man is asleep
Hammerhead unable to control his excitement when owner returns from deployment.
this one got me
Haha put some sweet emotional music in the background
LOL
Lol
Yess, I just saw this one...hehe, with the dog🤣🤣🤣you tube be trippin
Poster - "Why I don't deep sea fish from a kayak anymore"
Me - "Why I don't deep sea fish from a kayak in the first place"
Homie you stood! Never back down! Respect!
Imagine the hammerhead goes back to the other sharks and goes: bro I’m not lying dude the sky banana started hitting me
Aleksandar Gojovic sky banana🤣
😂🤣😅😊
sky banana omg lmao rofl
So he doesn't know what a kayak is, but bananas are old news?
@@luns486 yeah mate, when god created the ocean he set a bunch of bananas into the ocean to show the sharks what they're missing out on
This is the most intense game of whack-a-mole i've ever seen.
Please don't say " be like". You sound like a moron.
G Pozdol 1) you replied to the wrong guy
2) Fuck you. No one cares what you think.
Dumbass
@@gpozdol7912 You be like "wahhhhhhhh"
@DontBeSalty Kek this is my dream, i never thought id be talking to the ceo of missing the mark online for real! Will you autograph my shirt? I even drew an outline cuz i know thinking on the spot is hard for you 💙
@DontBeSalty Kek if i could shake your hand i would be, i love calling out retards for no other reason than to see them struggle to respond
Wow 😮 it was determined! Glad you’re safe!
Hammerheads?! Level 100+!!! Good on you, you're amazing, glad you're still around ❤
Shark: We have been trying contact you about your cars extended warranty
Bro 😂
@@ssgootyj Good one !
Facts‼️‼️‼️‼️
No kidding LMAO
I get those calls every day. ugg
That shark was as persistent as UA-cam Red
CHANCE CYCLE seriously they don't stop.
CHANCE CYCLE what about UA-cam TV? They worse than Red and the shark combined.
CHANCE CYCLE gosh dang 😂
CHANCE CYCLE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
That shark WAS UA-cam Red
That was so intense. Well played bro that shark wanted some bad and you reacted perfectly. One nudge away from the end there throughout that entire encounter
Honestly man, that’s some Shaolin Monk paddle work you put in. Impressive.
This guy just nailed every quick time event without flinching...
This comment broke my funny 😂😂😂 thx for the laugh!
It was just a playful sea puppy.
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didn't hear the music change. pretty sure sharky was just offering a side quest.
Because he was scared shitless. His breathing sounded panicked
Shark with his fin out: How does he know everytime that I am coming.
Whole time i was like buddy u could win this in an instant if u attacked from a lower angle lmaoooo he wasting so much capability attacking from the suface 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
@@apachaiking2363 i coulda ate the yaker. the shark was too dumb
Yeah I thought they attack 3-dimensionally, like will come from above or below.
Anyway, it was probably going, "dun-dun, dun-dun, dun-dun" too.
Lol. That's really funny I remember a comedian doing a bit about how sharks don't know their fins are showing. Reminds me of that
"He has eyes all around him and sees me no matter where i attack from!!"
- the shark probably
Usually when prey fights back the shark will give up but damn that’s one determined shark bro
This reminds me of a documentary I saw where a native was summoning sharks from his canoe to sustain his village.
It went a lot differently than this encounter.
A bee landed on me today while I was floating in my pool, I know how this poor guy feels
cd412 haha no you don't
Entity Hydro it was a fucking joke idiot
twenty øne smøl beans i dont know
twenty øne smøl beans Dont be such a jackass. Its not like he said anything that could hurt him.
cd412 I said something unpopular on a UA-cam video once, so I know exactly how this guy feels being circled by sharks
Imagine the adrenaline though, he could probably run a marathon and feel like he’s been laying down all day
nothing really gets me like the close encounters with death, preferably getting eaten and torn apart by a shark!
Yeah o guess that's how all living organisms feel when hunted...
Id bring m100's. Light one and drop in the water. Sharkys go bye bye
@@jerryp1392 ah, common pussy play by humans. Hey we cant out smart them so why not kill em
his fault tho he wanted to die
Wow that’s the most persistent shark I’ve ever seen!
100% calmness 100% accuracy 💪 nailed it.
This is why I don’t take a kayak where there is anything larger than my kayak.
My kayak is bigger than your kayak.
cons lin 🤣🤣☺️☺️
Not even a swimming pool?
Adrenaline turned this man into Darth Maul for two straight minutes
Lmao
I'm watching this with no sound in bed.. And now u made me laugh out loud and wake up my wife...... :( lol...
My hatred kept my spirit intact even though my body was not.
Bahahahaha this made me lol.
Ha, did you notice the brand name of the paddle? He was really using the FORCE.
Good thing they did not break! Great upload thx!!
after watching this for 20 seconds, the line from Jaws "gonna need bigger boat" came to mind.
Scariest game of wack a mole ever, dude stayed calm maintained composure kept breathing and lived to kayak another day. A+
LOL 😆 for real impressive tho
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Best comment I've seen in a very long time!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had a similar situation in Vegas with some hungry hungry hobos.
“ ya ginna eat that”. Said dozens of bums.
You just have to strike them forcefully
Or to NOT kayak another day
Title literally says not gonna kayak like that again :v
Hammerhead Shark leaves review on Yelp: "Don't even bother with that place. The food is very difficult to eat and I didn't even get a taste. One star.".
Food started fighting back with a spear of some sort. Didn’t hurt too much but he got me in the eye. 1/5 stars for me 🙁
Lol🤣🤣
Underrated
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@TheShadowless it's the eye for me😭😭
This guy stayed so calm and precise with that thing I want him on my team I call dibs
That fin peaking above the surface of the water is the stuff movies are made of
Guy: “So anyway I hit the thing with my paddle a whole bunch.”
Shark: “So anyway it turns out it wasn’t a turtle.”
Turtles got a buff brah.
Jajajaja
I clicked for the video, I stayed for all the comments
lmfao, this comment is gold!
Shark: "Wouldn't even let me bite it so it bleeds out a lil and weakens so I can finish it off with minimal risk of injury"....uh, I mean wouldn't even let me "taste test" to uh... "make sure" it isn't human...
This is literally the quietest anyone has ever been on a UA-cam video. And most other videos have 100% less shark attacks happening.
Man was FOCUSED, i saw those relfexes
Nikko Gotze I would have been swearing up a storm.
Thanks Jarbird-for real lol'd for some reason...
Well he doesn't want to scare the fish away
I think it's because of the sharks
This is literally the one thing I thought about every time I saw a video of someone sea kayaking
Aww what a cute lil playmate.
Man, this dude has great balance, I almost fell off the toilet twice trying to not fall out of the kayak.
Did you leave tracks on the outside of the bowl
Laughing so hard my stomach hurts!
Yessss
Bhahahaha 🤣😂🤣🤟🤙
🤣🤣🤣🏊♀️
The most intense game of whack-a-mole ever played.
😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
More like whack a shark. Lol
I agree!! Well said!!!
"original comment" has officially risen above the actual original comment
I chuckled good, thank you. 😅
Shark is just shrugging off those hits with its armored skin up until he head-on collides with the last jab and recoils like ow that actually hurt
So glad he made it safely home.
I’m more impressed he did this all without yelling or swearing once
Could have sworn at like 0:23 he said oh fuck lol
That’s what happens when your in focused survival mode lol
@@IceBear702 That’s what I was thinking. I couldn’t believe he actually caught it on camera. 😳
Fear is the greatest tool to make a man focus.
@@dmac5385 We may have not seen the same video then.
Kayaker: “HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN!”
I love the young people
As many times as “the Old Man and the Sea” is taught in 7th grade lit class- so like not so much these days
Shark: "I can do this all day..."
@@darylkiid yaaaaassss
Why did I read this In that fish voice😂💀
This is the first time I've ever seen a shark attack like this. I could feel the fear and the focus watching this but I'm sure it's never going to match what you experienced here
ua-cam.com/video/N9o-nBtiufQ/v-deo.html
Dude in his yellow kayak is probably the only thing the shark has seen in a week that looks like a meal.
I like how you can tell he's gotten past the point of being scared, he's just straight up pissed off at it and wants the beat the sh*t out of it 😂
What a lesson learned with a shark
@@4Mikes4Mindset4 part 2: Man says fuck it, jumps off kayak and beats shark to death
I’m sure the shark feels the same!
He just elevated in power level from “Fisherman Lvl 1” to “Spearman Lvl 2” XD
@@JoshBabin except that would have been the second he died.
This guy is having the most intense boss fight of his life
Sumi is better
That’s the best way to put it
@@Omni_Kyo no lie
He decided to keep the tutorial weapon aswell I see, brave man
Now all we need is sealed vessel OST
Lucky to be able to see clearly thru the water
You really hammered his head there. Great shots
He just wanted to play. You can tell by the way he was wagging his tail.
tedc161 HAHHAAHAHA
tedc161 exactly and the dude in The kayaks hitting them with a f****** paddle the f*** is wrong with people
william deal Maybe he doesn't know shark behavior. For all he knows that shark is hungry as shit and he's sitting in a kayak like a bucket of mother fuckin chicken.
Luis Rios
----- the joke ----
--your head--
LuKas Pharmer So my head is a joke?
Shark: I can't tell what keeps hitting me my eyes are too far appart
Good one
ROFLMFAO
Underrated comment.
😂😂
Haha!
This has piped up in the algorithm again and I watched it again and there’s a quote from a film about requiring a somehow different water going vessel trying to find its way out once more
Hammerhead like: Dude, quit poking me. Someone said you left your lights on in the parking lot!
Imagine the amount of adrenaline this guy had.
I don’t think hammerhead sharks are that dangerous. It would have been a different story if it was a great white, the dude would be dead.
Heavy metal is not satanic. I thought hammerhead are much more aggressive than great white?
Flippy the bear
I really don’t know. But great whites are way scarier, at least for me. I’ve been scared of great whites since the day i saw a picture of one. I think hammerheads are just cute.
Heavy metal is not satanic. After a little research, it came to conclusion that I was wrong, great white are the most aggressive shark. sorry man, your nightmare is probably true.
@@shanefrey "sorry man, your nightmare is probably true." The worst way to find out you were right
And that's how hammerheads got their head shape through evolution.
Lamarck liked this.
😂😂😂
Yes, Homo Sapiens used to beat them while kayaking on the stone age
this killed me
That hammer head shark was persistent, and was thinking more of the prize of good meal, that he just came back for more. Great you survived this ordeal.
This is pure concentration if this was a sport he would get first place medal. Can’t believe how aggressive the shark was maybe it was just playing cause there so friendly
Shark: We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warran-
Guy: *JAB*
this is an underappreciated post
More like kayak's extended warr-
Lmao
Omg why am I getting those calls
@@laani4898 lmaoo underappreciated
So you came up with a new word
See, when all is said and done: the old "hit it with a stick" maneuver is really the best idea humanity ever had 😂
Hail OG discoverer of stick.
The true O.G.
My sister and I were on a group moonlight canoe trip once. Ran up on what we thought was an alligator. Took turns beating it with our paddles while trying to shove off.
It was the bank.
stick still best weapon
They say humanity started when we discovered how to make fire, but we all know humanity truly evolved the day we started bashing sticks on other things.
Hammerhead vs Stick Stick 1 Hammerhead 0
That shark sure can take a “hammering” 😅😂
The cameraman always survives.
"It's easy to be scared of them but you have to admit, they are fascinating creatures" said a Hammerhead in a recent interview.
where can I find this interview?
Haha! Awesome!
x)
"I just wish I could've gotten a taste"
Brilliant ❤
wack-a-mole: life or death edition
You mean wack-a-shark 😁
@@AUAB2 i just hope you still got the joke
This is what Whack a mole prepares you for
Communism is alive My Comrade I did 👍
Kira K Seeby *our comrade**
you didnt give an inch holy smokes I am impressed , great balance and accuracy. you were an indian shooting arrows from horse back in your prior life I am certain
Damn, the thing really just keeps coming!
You stayed pretty damn calm. I would been chumming the water with shit.
Gobi Grey same here...
clive frias
You mean "shark sugar"
Eww lol
Gobi Grey chuming with shit lmfao!
In Hawaii, it's not recommended to wear yellow in the ocean due to looking like turtle belly which looks like food. This guys basically a huge turtle with some weird hidden stabby antenna.
Lol, that's one spikey turtle.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?
'Yum Yum Yellow' is what they call it
@LibertyIsDead isnt hitting a hammerhead on his dead supposed to really hurt them because of all the nerves it has in there?
They did a myth busters on that
"Damn, I gotta give it to him. This seals got spunk"
This guy must’ve played a lot of God of War to have nailed those QTE prompts without fail.
Am I the only one, who thinks, that deep sea fishing with a kayak sounds like a "hold my beer" decision and not like a valid option?
fishing is inherently dangerous. Which is why even a state like California with some of the most strict gun laws in the country allows open carry while fishing. Shit just like this could be solved with a good buckshot to the dorsal fin. Seriously no joke I’ve had a straight up near smack down with a mountain lion. I wasn’t carrying at the time. Same situation as this. SURVIVE. Props to this guy. Props. You’re a beast.
Humans have been doing it since they started going onto the seas and oceans. It’s nothing new.
It’s not deep sea, the shore is right there...
Lol I was thinking something similar
@@hunterbunn1404 It’s possible it’s over 100 feet where he’s at just because lands right there don’t mean shit around Alcatraz prison the water is 43 feet deep and under the Golden Gate Bridge It is 350. In the Bahamas you can go 27 miles offshore and still it only be 30 feet deep. So how far you are from shore don’t always come into play for water depth.
"Excuse me sir do you know the way to-"
"Sir please"
"Sir im just trying to find my -"
"Sir please I need to get back, do you kn-"
"SIR PLEASE STOP HITTING ME"
😂🤣
Shark be like “ I’m just tryna get to the beach”
This comment was the funniest outta this whole section😂😂😂
Cute!
😅🤣😂
My man didn’t miss ONCE!
Very probably the scariest time of this young man's life. Had 2 or 3 such minutes in my life...where I was praying hard...Oh God please let me survive this...
Really glad the young man survived.
Shark: Im gonna copy dolphins and be playful so he can give me food
Shark: Dam bro chill chill sorry
I am crying laughing so hard right now...-that didn't quite go as planned
Thank u good sirs
🤣🤣
Haha good one
Guy just didn't plan on being the food is all
My general philosophy when it comes to watercraft is that it must be bigger than the potential aquatic life I may encounter.
with how them Orcas in the Strait of Gebraltar are acting you might need to start riding out on Battleships
@@EL1TE10 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You're gonna need a bigger boat
You're gonna need a smaller ocean but here's some small rope
@@EL1TE10oh, there is no orca attacks on people reported yet. Not the ones with orcas knowing that they are attacking people. Not a single one - they somehow know that they shouldn’t hurt us 😄
Sea puppy just wanted kisses!
True. "According to the Florida Museum of Natural History’s International Shark Attack File (ISAF), there has never been a fatal hammerhead shark attack on a human."
“excus-“PADDLE
“excuse me si-“PADDLE
“EXCUSE ME SIR”
yeah that shark was spitting facts
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I hope this was enough emojis explain how funny i find this!!!
It changed the whole context of the video for me. I feel bad for the Shark now
Antonio Jackson well it should not have
Antonio Jackson I dont
Can't wait to see the Sharks video.... Why I don't eat at the Kayak Buffet anymore.
diGritz1 lmao
Omg 😂
Not bad ...😂
diGritz1 Best UA-cam comment I've read in a while!
diGritz1 😂😂😂😂
Proof that the camera man never dies
I bet that shark had one hell of a headache afterwards 🤣
Probably the longest 2 minutes of this guy’s life
lmao
Full vid is like 15 minutes ua-cam.com/video/JUld0tszSG8/v-deo.html&ab_channel=Mr.Markus
Longest 2 minutes of mine too
And the crappiest his drawers have been in a long time! 😆
word has it he is still fending off the shark