JOJO PIRAKA (Pillar Men Theme x Piraka Rap Mashup)

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  • Опубліковано 16 лис 2019
  • somebody on reddit called this "peak virginity"
    Credit to Orig's Mocs for the image: origsmocs.tumblr.com/image/16...

КОМЕНТАРІ • 199

  • @chondrya942
    @chondrya942  3 роки тому +112

    HOW DOES THIS HAVE 25,000 VIEWS
    STOP WATCHING THIS JESUS CHRIST

    • @eow4317
      @eow4317 3 роки тому +9

      I listen to this like every week

    • @ToaofAwesomeness321
      @ToaofAwesomeness321 3 роки тому +14

      My friend this is what the internet was created for

    • @asteraceae7123
      @asteraceae7123 2 роки тому +7

      this is too good

    • @toabrutackus01
      @toabrutackus01 2 роки тому +8

      i found this only today and i've already listened to it at least twice, it just works too well

    • @zlosov5817
      @zlosov5817 2 роки тому +7

      No.

  • @0m3g45n1p3r4lph4
    @0m3g45n1p3r4lph4 4 роки тому +180

    this is what played when Hakann and Thok stole Brutaka's power and you can't convince me otherwise

    • @vrks1353
      @vrks1353 Рік тому +17

      I actually forgot this scene existed, I really need to re-read the books! 2006 and 2007 are the best years of Bionicle

  • @acethegray
    @acethegray 4 роки тому +335

    Yare, yare... you truly are the lowest Mathoran on Mata-Nui.

    • @ToaNaterFilms
      @ToaNaterFilms 4 роки тому +6

      Ivaylo Palushev ua-cam.com/video/hzjbVrmJgm0/v-deo.html the full song

    • @bibusamogus
      @bibusamogus 3 роки тому +9

      Isn't Piraka is a slur word?

    • @templebeast1324
      @templebeast1324 3 роки тому +6

      It's not a slur, it's a word that is used for people who are the scum of the earth.

    • @ematic0054
      @ematic0054 2 роки тому +3

      @@templebeast1324 So a slur

    • @SmartAlec1
      @SmartAlec1 2 роки тому +3

      @@templebeast1324 Specifically the race of Skakdi.
      So a slur.

  • @angelicoe9540
    @angelicoe9540 4 роки тому +417

    JoJo's bizarre Bionicle
    Part 1: Phantom Mask
    Part 2: Shadow Tendency
    Part 3: Metru Crusaders
    Part 4: Dermis is Unbreakable
    Part 5: Elemental Wind
    Part 6: Makuta Ocean
    Part 7: Sky High Run
    Part 8: Mata-Mata Nui

    • @MinhNguyen-ov8ko
      @MinhNguyen-ov8ko 3 роки тому +10

      Lol noice

    • @loganh4642
      @loganh4642 3 роки тому +14

      Merry crusaders and Makuta ocean are my favorite arcs

    • @cybercider6620
      @cybercider6620 3 роки тому +30

      Actually I think these would make more sense:
      Part 1: Phantom Enemy
      Part 2: Hordika Tendency
      Part 3: Krana Crusaders
      Part 4: Virtues are Unbreakable
      Part 5: Golden Mask
      Part 6: Black Ocean
      Part 7: Skyblaster Run
      Part 8: Bio-Chronicle

    • @ekiri_dreams
      @ekiri_dreams 3 роки тому +17

      Strangely enough, i feel like those parts work, but in the reverse chronological order
      part 1 : Phantom mask
      part 2 : The '"""final""" battle tendency
      part 3 : Ignition Crusaders
      part 4 : Protodermis Cage is unbreakable
      part 5 : Golden Masks
      part 6 : Moon Ocean
      part 7 : Energized-protodermis Core Run
      part 8 : Biological Bionicle

    • @ScisaacFisaac
      @ScisaacFisaac 2 роки тому +11

      And then Toa-lands

  • @Tester-sh1mn
    @Tester-sh1mn 2 роки тому +27

    "somebody on reddit called this 'peak virginity"
    - the irony is that someone on reddit said that...

  • @a-s-greig
    @a-s-greig 3 роки тому +49

    Stand Users: T O A I N I K A
    Stand Name: [ H E R O M O D E ]

    • @loganh4642
      @loganh4642 3 роки тому +7

      You just brought back some nostalgia

  • @konnosx1213
    @konnosx1213 2 роки тому +22

    "The time has come... awaken my Mata Nui!"
    "you thought it was Mata Nui.. Kono Makuta Teridax Da!"

  • @Deadput
    @Deadput 4 роки тому +161

    I really appreciate that the pic includes Vezon and Nektann (Stars Piraka)

    • @scath9378
      @scath9378 4 роки тому +16

      Vezon was his own set before stars, #8764. Not sure about nektan, but seeing as stars was entirely cheap remakes of prior sets, I'd be surprised if he was unique to stars

    • @Deadput
      @Deadput 4 роки тому +19

      @@scath9378 Nektann was the Stars Piraka and I didn't say anything about Vezon about being from Stars if I can name drop both of those characters then you should assume that I know what sets they are, they didn't name Nektann as such because Bionicle didn't want to thrust a whole new character in the last line but instead had him in as a representative of the Piraka because the Stars line was a celebration of some of the most popular aspects of Bionicle.
      That's why we got an original style Tahu, Takanuva, Rahkshi, Gresh
      Use common deduction the only Piraka that even resembles the Stars one was Vezok and he has an entirely different head then Nektann

    • @sirmarcusplierthethird5050
      @sirmarcusplierthethird5050 4 роки тому +4

      The masika are better than the the stars change my mind

    • @LaserBungalow
      @LaserBungalow 3 роки тому +3

      @@sirmarcusplierthethird5050 Everything is better than Stars

    • @ApologeticPyro
      @ApologeticPyro 3 роки тому +1

      @@Deadput He got confused because he thought the brackets meant both of them

  • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
    @diegodankquixote-wry3242 4 роки тому +86

    Santana
    The earth
    100% angst
    0% success
    Wamuu
    The wind
    100% honorable
    0% visible
    Escidsi
    The fire
    100% dad energy
    0% pants
    Kars
    The light
    100% ultimate
    0% sane
    All that makes pillarmen

    • @baconvideo8413
      @baconvideo8413 4 роки тому +6

      Deigo Quixotwry
      Wouldn’t Wamuu be The Air?

    • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
      @diegodankquixote-wry3242 4 роки тому +9

      @@baconvideo8413 he's actually wind because the 3 lesser pillarmen are modes are references the name of the band Earth, Wind, and Fire

  • @LeoxandarMagnus
    @LeoxandarMagnus 4 роки тому +187

    Of course Zaktann is Jolyne.

    • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
      @diegodankquixote-wry3242 4 роки тому +11

      That's pretty brilliant now that I think about it

    • @OraNui
      @OraNui 4 роки тому +2

      I found you guilty pleasure

    •  3 роки тому +3

      Because green?

    • @shiningblade2083
      @shiningblade2083 2 роки тому +10

      Nah, because they’re both “Snakes”

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 2 роки тому +5

      Because they can both decompose their body?

  • @dorkpooldorkasaurus4994
    @dorkpooldorkasaurus4994 4 роки тому +74

    AWAKEN MY MATA NUI

  • @Lemuel928
    @Lemuel928 4 роки тому +64

    “Awaken,my brethren!”-Zaktan.

  • @ab3790
    @ab3790 4 роки тому +90

    I coomed

  • @lemonghost9758
    @lemonghost9758 3 роки тому +62

    It's so unbelievably how the piraka heads matches perfectly with the Jojo's bodies..

  • @exaid0556
    @exaid0556 2 роки тому +73

    Themes of 2 greatest antagonists of all time combined. My Bionicle-loving childhood and JoJo-loving teenage years combined. I have officially reached heaven...

    • @chondrya942
      @chondrya942  2 роки тому +5

      Glad I could be of service

    • @exaid0556
      @exaid0556 2 роки тому +1

      @@chondrya942 thank you very much, dude!

    • @Zagnutjones
      @Zagnutjones 2 роки тому +4

      One could say you are....Over heavan ;)

  • @SmartAlec1
    @SmartAlec1 4 роки тому +39

    Vezon being Johnny is perfection

  • @coyoteprime3239
    @coyoteprime3239 Рік тому +8

    I was very badly sick and couldn’t leave bed, so I put this on loop and I’m pretty sure I healed form thsi

    • @chondrya942
      @chondrya942  Рік тому +2

      i am glad i could contribute to your physical health

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 3 роки тому +64

    This video has ABSOLUTELY no right being as unironically good as it is.

  • @ugly-control
    @ugly-control 4 роки тому +36

    Rolling up on Voya Nui in canisters like:

  • @seblaw7113
    @seblaw7113 3 роки тому +33

    The 2 greatest series of all time combined. This is [MADE IN ARTAHKA]

  • @Nebla_idk
    @Nebla_idk 4 роки тому +34

    We need a piraka anime

  • @returnedtomonkey8886
    @returnedtomonkey8886 4 роки тому +84

    You have achieved [HEAVEN]

    • @furry_menace9621
      @furry_menace9621 4 роки тому +5

      So _this_ is how Dio imagined a better universe...

    • @arguably8390
      @arguably8390 3 роки тому +4

      You have achieved the Red Star

    • @TheCakesCup26
      @TheCakesCup26 3 роки тому +3

      I have achieved my own special hell

  • @ToaofAwesomeness321
    @ToaofAwesomeness321 4 роки тому +42

    AWAKEN MY PIRAKA

  • @OUTSTAR1101
    @OUTSTAR1101 4 роки тому +13

    Yoyo piraka
    Jojo piraka

  • @stronk5762
    @stronk5762 4 роки тому +19

    These dislikes are from matorans

  • @bredym_yt1782
    @bredym_yt1782 4 роки тому +20

    HUMANITY CAN GO REST, THEY ACHIVED THE PERFECTION

  • @cloudedarctrooper
    @cloudedarctrooper 4 роки тому +51

    I hate how much I love this XD

  • @wewerna6191
    @wewerna6191 4 роки тому +113

    But honestly, Giorno not being Irnakk is somewhat a wasted opportunity.

    • @TechnicSky
      @TechnicSky 4 роки тому +1

      Wewerna how so?

    • @wewerna6191
      @wewerna6191 4 роки тому +26

      @@TechnicSky Gold experience.

    • @MatiNuva1724
      @MatiNuva1724 4 роки тому +24

      Irnakk was actually just a myth, not 'physical' being, but I can see where You're going to

    • @purplehaze2358
      @purplehaze2358 Рік тому +2

      Jodio is Irnakk now.

  • @17jacoyne
    @17jacoyne 2 роки тому +5

    First I post a pic of the baraki doing pillar men poses now I see this

  • @cybercider6620
    @cybercider6620 3 роки тому +7

    This is what played while they beat the shit out of the toa nuva

  • @namepending5620
    @namepending5620 4 роки тому +15

    Gappy should have been irnakk cause combo model

  • @ArchivesofCybertron
    @ArchivesofCybertron 3 роки тому +7

    Oh fuck it works Oh fuck it works Oh fuck it works Oh fuck it works Oh fuck it works Oh fuck it works Oh fuck it works Oh fuck it works Oh fuck it works

  • @vrks1353
    @vrks1353 Рік тому +6

    Best thing I've heard all week

  • @vexxama
    @vexxama 3 роки тому +5

    We have reached peak culture

  • @justynakowalska3087
    @justynakowalska3087 4 роки тому +12

    The piraka men have awakened

  • @shitpost-o-matic7469
    @shitpost-o-matic7469 Рік тому +7

    WHY IS THIS SO GOOD

    • @chondrya942
      @chondrya942  Рік тому +2

      god cursed me

    • @Denneth_D.
      @Denneth_D. 4 місяці тому

      @@chondrya942do you mean Mata-nui (real deities in religion cannot compare to a planet sized robot)

    • @chondrya942
      @chondrya942  4 місяці тому

      @@Denneth_D. i touched the mask of life when I was not destined so it cursed me to make this

    • @Denneth_D.
      @Denneth_D. 4 місяці тому

      @@chondrya942 just going to ignore that now…

    • @chondrya942
      @chondrya942  4 місяці тому

      @@Denneth_D. good

  • @volrashvonvast9079
    @volrashvonvast9079 3 роки тому +4

    You are going to be saved during the between humans and machines.

  • @aximila123
    @aximila123 3 роки тому +7

    Oh shit op actually mixed this so the drops work

  • @hartixbrix3761
    @hartixbrix3761 3 роки тому +5

    Now I feel complete

  • @liopleurodon2000
    @liopleurodon2000 4 роки тому +5

    My ears have been blessed

  • @alienpl107
    @alienpl107 2 роки тому +7

    I, Vezok “the beast” have a dream

  • @commediaDollArte
    @commediaDollArte 4 роки тому +16

    This is TOO GOOD! The muted guitar from the Piraka Rap just works with this!

  • @munboi6344
    @munboi6344 4 роки тому +24

    Mm yes very nice this is good mm -baby Yoda

  • @Noodelzmop
    @Noodelzmop 4 роки тому +17

    It's.... *it's beautiful*

  • @risso2309
    @risso2309 4 роки тому +107

    It's official, JoJo fits with everything. Also who feels like they should've had the Piraka be the first bad guys in G2? It would make so much sense to start with a more mundane threat THEN get to the Makuta stuff, y'know, start off small to introduce your audience to the "new" world of Mata-Nui.

    • @BlueJaysBrudda
      @BlueJaysBrudda 4 роки тому +6

      I'll take note of that. Maybe in the future I could make my own G2 universe ig

    • @kadennguyen5405
      @kadennguyen5405 4 роки тому +7

      I think the skull spiders were a lesser threat, to be fair, though they are more like the Visorak

    • @solekman916
      @solekman916 4 роки тому +10

      I get what you're saying, and the piraka are FAR better than those stupid skull spiders, but they nearly KILLED all 6 of the toa nuva in the story. I think maybe something like bohrok or rahkshi even would be more fitting.

    • @furry_menace9621
      @furry_menace9621 4 роки тому +1

      To me, Kulta, skull slicer and skull basher should've been the pillar men, skull warrior Santana/any other vampire and Makuta Dio

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 4 роки тому +2

      The eternal war between the Toa Alliance and the Brotherhood of Makuta.

  • @Glass-Lemonade
    @Glass-Lemonade 4 роки тому +23

    I came this close to spitting out my orange when I first heard this.

  • @saiba9733
    @saiba9733 Рік тому +7

    Nektann wasn't part of the Piraka crew. He was just the same race.

    • @jeff6872
      @jeff6872 Рік тому +3

      He needed an eighth and he's the best option

  • @edoaranci002
    @edoaranci002 2 роки тому +6

    Piraka are just like JoJo: they fit with everything.

  • @rte3384
    @rte3384 4 роки тому +7

    Ah yes, Hakann is Joseph.

  • @Mrzardark
    @Mrzardark 3 роки тому +4

    So Irnakk is Dio....
    *Ussal Crab Da!*

  • @anthonyle9788
    @anthonyle9788 4 роки тому +9

    Nektann (Stars) was my first Bionicle set ever, so seeing this brought back memories

  • @moststupidggstplayer
    @moststupidggstplayer 3 роки тому +11

    Why does this fit so well. Like legit bop

  • @jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593
    @jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593 4 роки тому +4

    Awaken my piraka

  • @lokiofasgard7780
    @lokiofasgard7780 3 роки тому +6

    This works too well >:(

  • @borkerman
    @borkerman 4 роки тому +18

    If God isn't real? Explain this

    • @chondrya942
      @chondrya942  3 роки тому +3

      If God was real he would've smote me for making this already

    • @borkerman
      @borkerman 3 роки тому +1

      @@chondrya942 maybe he is preperation your punishment in Hell

    • @chondrya942
      @chondrya942  3 роки тому +2

      @@borkerman Hell is not a soon enough punishment for a sin of this magnitude

    • @borkerman
      @borkerman 3 роки тому +1

      @@chondrya942 tell them to the tenth circle of hell that is being prepared for you

  • @webster907
    @webster907 4 роки тому +7

    WHY DOSE THIS WORK SO WELL!!!!!

  • @FelipeASaito
    @FelipeASaito 3 роки тому +5

    Why does this sounds kinda awesome?

  • @wewerna6191
    @wewerna6191 4 роки тому +19

    No dislikes so far
    I love democracy

    • @chondrya942
      @chondrya942  4 роки тому +2

      Democracy has failed you

    • @DragonaxFilms
      @DragonaxFilms 3 роки тому +4

      As a wise man (me) once said- "Democracy was a mistake."

    • @exaid0556
      @exaid0556 2 роки тому +1

      @@DragonaxFilms You're truly wise.

  • @MatiNuva1724
    @MatiNuva1724 4 роки тому +14

    Finally-
    Some high-quality content

  • @tannerprice2018
    @tannerprice2018 2 роки тому +4

    This music as no right to slap this hard.
    But it does.
    And I feel blessed.

  • @user-zr5og7tq4b
    @user-zr5og7tq4b 3 роки тому +4

    Sso good shit
    *Menacing piraka noises*

  • @2passing
    @2passing 3 роки тому +5

    Piraka Rap but it’s Great Days

  • @haircastrorodriguez3896
    @haircastrorodriguez3896 Рік тому +5

    Piraka's Bizarre Adventure

  • @watazordz
    @watazordz 4 роки тому +3

    SHIT THE MUSIC I WAS LOOKING FOR WHEN I WAS 5

  • @gaia1066
    @gaia1066 4 роки тому +8

    This is way to well done

  • @MonadoBoi
    @MonadoBoi 3 роки тому +5

    I can't stop listening to this. Why is it so good?

  • @LaserBungalow
    @LaserBungalow 3 роки тому +4

    i love you

  • @TheRamblemanWhoSings
    @TheRamblemanWhoSings 4 роки тому +3

    Pillaka Man

  • @whoops3425
    @whoops3425 Рік тому +1

    The most powerful piece of media

  • @antimatterstudios8395
    @antimatterstudios8395 4 роки тому +10

    This is unironically good

  • @leesl822
    @leesl822 4 роки тому +3

    Holy

  • @hereticseraphim73
    @hereticseraphim73 2 роки тому +3

    This is truly a master piece

  • @everettwhitaker7829
    @everettwhitaker7829 4 роки тому +5

    Very niceu, @CaptainLandr0ver

  • @haircastrorodriguez3896
    @haircastrorodriguez3896 Рік тому +2

    Zaktan: ¡Matoro!
    Matoro: ¡Zaktan!

  • @clonebin0
    @clonebin0 4 роки тому +2

    ゴゴゴゴゴゴ YOYO PIRAKA ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ

  • @RjOmegaHD
    @RjOmegaHD 10 місяців тому +1

    You have being invited to the piraka Gods of fitness

  • @greatmiru2064
    @greatmiru2064 Рік тому +2

    Giorno should be Thok since Thok can make inorganic objects come to life, other than that, this is FIRE!!

  • @williamgrisard5805
    @williamgrisard5805 Рік тому +3

    Bmepnt's cursed Bionicle commercials series brought me here

    • @kyrshanrukhar4081
      @kyrshanrukhar4081 Рік тому +2

      SAME

    • @chondrya942
      @chondrya942  Рік тому +2

      ah FUCK my life that wasnt my version lol, apparently somebody beat me to it on soundcloud by like 2 years

  • @commediaDollArte
    @commediaDollArte 4 роки тому +2

    MY GOD

  • @Ras_2k
    @Ras_2k 4 роки тому +2

    art

  • @Super_Citizen_Paimon
    @Super_Citizen_Paimon 10 місяців тому +1

    *_"LET'S SLOP 'EM UP, BOYS!"_*

  • @themangomanjuice
    @themangomanjuice Рік тому +1

    I love this lol.

  • @f00lish_commentator8
    @f00lish_commentator8 4 роки тому +23

    Avak is a gentleman, Hakann is a street punk, Reidak is edgy, Thok kills anyone who insults his spine, Vezok overthrows the Dark Hunters, Zaktan is literally Stone Free but with bugs, Vezon is crippled and Nektann has amnesia

  • @inym_
    @inym_ 2 роки тому +1

    Nice

  • @adrianjesus2186
    @adrianjesus2186 4 роки тому +2

    Vine buscando cobre y encontré Oro!! Mayo 2020

  • @Anton-de5vu
    @Anton-de5vu 3 місяці тому +1

    each piraka was stupid strong compared to even toa and all had some specific ability. So they’d fit as stand users. Name em all after all American rejects songs

  • @kordepits
    @kordepits 2 роки тому +2

    7th is needs to be irnak

  • @pakspider6482
    @pakspider6482 3 роки тому +2

    Soooooooooo hottttttttttttttttt no ho bo but still this soooooooooooo good

  • @marcusaaronliaogo9158
    @marcusaaronliaogo9158 Рік тому

    Fitting for strong burly creatures

  • @Kenny66220
    @Kenny66220 3 роки тому +1

    Look at thok lmao

  • @dantevredugrave133
    @dantevredugrave133 7 місяців тому +1

    Mata nui reach Heaven

  • @cutefoxy1446
    @cutefoxy1446 2 роки тому +1

    👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

  • @fujinstudios9004
    @fujinstudios9004 4 роки тому

    Me when i wake up

  • @Dekarowski25
    @Dekarowski25 4 роки тому +1

    avak would fit more for joseph.

  • @astolfo7988
    @astolfo7988 3 роки тому +2

    Hope this doesn't get on tik tok

  • @user-hh9fp8bq4h
    @user-hh9fp8bq4h 3 роки тому +1

    ㅇ...이...이게 뭐누