Відео

"New From Hot Wheels!" "I really fucking blew it this time. I was able to get my back un-tweaked from my little Ouroboros predicement and got to my date at Truffoni's on time without her being any the wiser of had just happened two hours prior. Everything was going absolutely bloody swimmingly for about thirty minutes when all of a sudden a stark fucking white Ferrari F8 pulls right up to the curb and four boni fide peices of SHIT with slickback hair and white bathing suits hopped out of the car and strut right on in. One of them screams LET'S SLOP EM' UP, BOYS! at the top of his fucking lungs and they all proceed to get glasses of water and the next thing you know my medium-rare New York strip had water dumped all fucking over it. I WISH is was making this up, those bastards sloppy-steaked me! I was so pissed. And if that wasn't enough, my watch decided that NOW was the perfect time to just fucking explode, sending springs flying all over the table and into my date's drink. After that, she said she had to use the restroom but I knew that heartless broad dined and dashed, leaving me with a check. what a crock of shit! I think I should just leave, man..." "Each Steak Slopped Seperately"

each piraka was stupid strong compared to even toa and all had some specific ability. So they’d fit as stand users. Name em all after all American rejects songs

Mata nui reach Heaven

*_"LET'S SLOP 'EM UP, BOYS!"_*

You have being invited to the piraka Gods of fitness

The most powerful piece of media

Fitting for strong burly creatures

Zaktan: ¡Matoro! Matoro: ¡Zaktan!

Piraka's Bizarre Adventure

WHY IS THIS SO GOOD

Bmepnt's cursed Bionicle commercials series brought me here

I love this lol.

I was very badly sick and couldn’t leave bed, so I put this on loop and I’m pretty sure I healed form thsi

Giorno should be Thok since Thok can make inorganic objects come to life, other than that, this is FIRE!!

Best thing I've heard all week

Nektann wasn't part of the Piraka crew. He was just the same race.

this is the most fucked up rap song ever lmfao ima sub to this sht

This is truly a master piece

I, Vezok “the beast” have a dream

"The time has come... awaken my Mata Nui!" "you thought it was Mata Nui.. Kono Makuta Teridax Da!"

"somebody on reddit called this 'peak virginity" - the irony is that someone on reddit said that...

👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

7th is needs to be irnak

First I post a pic of the baraki doing pillar men poses now I see this

This music as no right to slap this hard. But it does. And I feel blessed.

Nice

Themes of 2 greatest antagonists of all time combined. My Bionicle-loving childhood and JoJo-loving teenage years combined. I have officially reached heaven...

Piraka are just like JoJo: they fit with everything.

Look at thok lmao

It's so unbelievably how the piraka heads matches perfectly with the Jojo's bodies..

HOW DOES THIS HAVE 25,000 VIEWS STOP WATCHING THIS JESUS CHRIST

ㅇ...이...이게 뭐누

So Irnakk is Dio.... *Ussal Crab Da!*

Soooooooooo hottttttttttttttttt no ho bo but still this soooooooooooo good

This is what played while they beat the shit out of the toa nuva

We have reached peak culture

You are going to be saved during the between humans and machines.

I can't stop listening to this. Why is it so good?

Now I feel complete

Oh shit op actually mixed this so the drops work

Why does this sounds kinda awesome?

i love you

Sso good shit *Menacing piraka noises*

Hope this doesn't get on tik tok

Oh fuck it works Oh fuck it works Oh fuck it works Oh fuck it works Oh fuck it works Oh fuck it works Oh fuck it works Oh fuck it works Oh fuck it works

Stand Users: T O A I N I K A Stand Name: [ H E R O M O D E ]

Piraka Rap but it’s Great Days

This video has ABSOLUTELY no right being as unironically good as it is.

The 2 greatest series of all time combined. This is [MADE IN ARTAHKA]