School Reunions | Peter Kay: The Tour That Didn't Tour Tour

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  • @MelanieMaguire
    @MelanieMaguire 8 місяців тому +49

    Peter Kay is a treasure. His jokes are based around Northern working class family experiences usually from a few decades back. I hope that younger folk, Southerners and other folks around the world can catch the accent, understand the dialect and relate to the experiences because he's soooooooo funny and his humour is absolutely good-hearted, everybody should be able to access it.

    • @rhis3933
      @rhis3933 5 місяців тому +2

      Agreed. I’m in Wales, very similar background growing up and get the humour completely. Sometimes it’s as if I’m there with him, he’s describing my memories that well!

    • @markwarne5049
      @markwarne5049 2 місяці тому

      Sorry but most of us can't understand his accent or relate to what he's saying.

    • @edmiller6864
      @edmiller6864 2 місяці тому +1

      Literally every joke in this routine was experienced in southern schools too!

    • @JiTu-y5x6u
      @JiTu-y5x6u 2 місяці тому

      @@edmiller6864 her mansplaining was another level

    • @lxworld
      @lxworld 11 днів тому

      @@edmiller6864 I second that

  • @lynnehughes2775
    @lynnehughes2775 4 роки тому +67

    Please come back Peter we all miss you so much. You are simply the best we all need to have a good laugh. Love you xxxx❤❤❤❤

    • @lorrainewadsworth6977
      @lorrainewadsworth6977 4 роки тому +2

      We need him to come back and help us all laugh about bloody covid and face masks and hand sanitisers... come on Peter...
      "YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU" !!!!!

    • @alisonbroadwater1929
      @alisonbroadwater1929 3 роки тому

      Hello.... How are you doing today?

    • @alisonbroadwater1929
      @alisonbroadwater1929 3 роки тому

      @@lorrainewadsworth6977 hello.... How are you doing today?

  • @GreenBitterfly
    @GreenBitterfly 4 роки тому +327

    The line 'If it'd been an inch lower, it would have been instant death' always has me crying with laughter.

    • @wozman93
      @wozman93 4 роки тому +7

      Same here, it’s one of my GFs favourite lines out of all of his material 🤣

    • @pentuplove6542
      @pentuplove6542 4 роки тому +1

      @@wozman93 yeh, wrong hole. Up the bum. She'll love it.

  • @ImJackJohnson
    @ImJackJohnson 3 роки тому +148

    "I'll kill her I'll feckin' kill her, where's me shatterproof ruler?" - Best call back in comedy history.

    • @Samld1200
      @Samld1200 3 роки тому +6

      Fine rain soaks you through

  • @jimtracey8500
    @jimtracey8500 4 роки тому +110

    He is my all time favourite comedian. No-one touches or comes even comes close to him. I watched this concert on DVD and this part of his show literally had me laughing so hard that I began to struggle with breathing. I had to leave the room and go into my garden to try and calm my breathing, but I kept thinking of the thick table and the laughing started again. It took me a good 20 minutes to gather myself and return to watch the remainder of the DVD. I can say without any doubt, that Peter Kay is thee best comedian to grace our screens and concert stadiums. The range of characters he has created and sitcoms are just pure magic.

    • @ScArrD
      @ScArrD 2 роки тому +6

      Absolutely genius isn't he?

    • @davinastanton3865
      @davinastanton3865 2 роки тому +4

      This is so funny. 😅😂😊

    • @johnwainwright1813
      @johnwainwright1813 2 роки тому +3

      Yeh Peter is great but the master of comedians was Lee Evans

    • @timmartin2894
      @timmartin2894 2 роки тому

      he's shite mate

    • @TheHungryPigeon
      @TheHungryPigeon 2 роки тому +2

      @@johnwainwright1813 You're out of your mind. Lee Evans is absolutely terrible.

  • @cloudsparrow7729
    @cloudsparrow7729 4 роки тому +345

    any teachers in tonight?
    ay, ay, don't shout! Put your hands up!
    one rule for you......

    • @terrortower666
      @terrortower666 4 роки тому +11

      Always double standards with teachers.

    • @luketalbot7253
      @luketalbot7253 3 роки тому +1

      @@terrortower666 in primary we had a teacher who always drank Diet Coke in lesson when we weren’t allowed fizzy drinks it was torture

  • @markphillips8785
    @markphillips8785 4 роки тому +91

    Love how he takes the Mickey out of his mate Paddy McGuinness 🤣🤣

  • @stephenbailey6709
    @stephenbailey6709 2 роки тому +20

    A total comic genius. LEGEND.

  • @NinjaChrisSillyHistory169
    @NinjaChrisSillyHistory169 4 роки тому +207

    You can watch these videos over and over again...He is still as hilarious as ever...Love Peter Kay!!!

    • @astragreen
      @astragreen 2 роки тому +1

      Funny? As a weight lifter with a dose of the runs in the Olympics gold championship

    • @Samld1200
      @Samld1200 2 роки тому +5

      I’m saying every joke word for word and still crying with laughter

    • @NinjaChrisSillyHistory169
      @NinjaChrisSillyHistory169 2 роки тому +3

      @@Samld1200 He is a funny guy, and his jokes will forever live on, he's one of those comedians, who doesn't mind revealing his life in a funny way

    • @julesw4056
      @julesw4056 2 роки тому +6

      @@astragreen Have you no sense of humour?

  • @djclovisa5463
    @djclovisa5463 3 роки тому +20

    This guy is brilliant much love and respect from South Africa

  • @ItsMeChrisB23
    @ItsMeChrisB23 2 роки тому +26

    Teachers with amnesia was so funny, “Who do you think you are?” “Who am i?” SILENCE WHEN YOUR TALKING TO ME! God i love this man, makes me proud to be a Boltoner.

  • @wozman93
    @wozman93 4 роки тому +281

    “Someone’s thrown a shatterproof ruler at Carol Farrel!” cracks me up every single time.

  • @Plasticpaddy88
    @Plasticpaddy88 4 роки тому +70

    That teacher one was 👌🏻💯
    Peter Kay is without a doubt the best stand up EVER he thinks of things in such a unique way

    • @bernicewade9796
      @bernicewade9796 4 роки тому +1

      Check out Kevin Bridges. He's very funny too

    • @pillsandthrills.399
      @pillsandthrills.399 4 роки тому +3

      Peter Kay has about 4 hours of material and he has been recycling it constantly since 1999.
      Do you remember Spangles, what were all that about? Peter Kay is comedy for people that aren't really into comedy.
      Who remembers Opal Fruits. They're Starburst now. What were all that about?

    • @ksportz66
      @ksportz66 4 роки тому +2

      Pills and Thrills. - I’m not into comedy so he is mega funny to me. Spangles jokes suck

    • @denisespeight8289
      @denisespeight8289 4 роки тому +2

      @@pillsandthrills.399 Mardy arse!!!

    • @michaeldevaney5728
      @michaeldevaney5728 Рік тому +1

      @@bernicewade9796 I believe Bernard manning is the best i have ever seen but Peter kay is brilliant also

  • @darylhosker6879
    @darylhosker6879 4 роки тому +307

    Love how all is comedy is based on real life times so people can actually relate to it! Brilliant!

    • @malahammer
      @malahammer 4 роки тому +13

      One of the best observational-ist comics ever :)

    • @lennywebb6740
      @lennywebb6740 4 роки тому +7

      I am exactly the same age as him so I can definitely relate to everything he says.

    • @elephantsmemory3142
      @elephantsmemory3142 4 роки тому +3

      @@lennywebb6740 I am a lot older but I'll never forget the nuns at our school in Leeds either One of them was nice but the other one only ever happy when dishing out the cane

    • @lennywebb6740
      @lennywebb6740 4 роки тому +2

      @@elephantsmemory3142 I live in Huddersfield mate so I know Leeds well.

    • @jamescrowley8637
      @jamescrowley8637 4 роки тому +2

      Exactly so.

  • @andyventures6574
    @andyventures6574 3 роки тому +575

    Can I just pity the poor teachers at Mount St Joseph High School having both Peter and Paddy at the same time.

    • @genokemp2433
      @genokemp2433 2 роки тому +27

      i would have took on The ruler every day , to spend the time with them two .Laughing Endlessly at school ,would have made it for me .Sod the job 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @andybrown169
      @andybrown169 2 роки тому +27

      Paddy lives off Peter’s fame , not funny and never will be.

    • @MegaHooper25
      @MegaHooper25 2 роки тому +12

      @@andybrown169 - Never knew you felt so strongly about it Andrew!

    • @toreneighdough8345
      @toreneighdough8345 2 роки тому +13

      @@MegaHooper25 its always the Andys making the Andrews look bad. SMH lol

    • @slayaah9534
      @slayaah9534 2 роки тому +2

      @@andybrown169 shouldn't you be playing with buzz lightyear

  • @GreenBananaz
    @GreenBananaz 3 роки тому +20

    Bolton Legend, National Treasure!

  • @ChrisManley1994
    @ChrisManley1994 3 роки тому +71

    "He took us on a geography field trip to the graveyard to see his wife."
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Doug5524
    @Doug5524 4 роки тому +402

    I really miss you on the TV come back soon

    • @JakeBWFC
      @JakeBWFC 4 роки тому +2

      He's ill

    • @soum3382
      @soum3382 4 роки тому +3

      @@JakeBWFC what’s actually up with him tho?

    • @soum3382
      @soum3382 3 роки тому +2

      @@_.-_Crimpy-_..-. bloody hell, hope not

    • @PazzV27
      @PazzV27 3 роки тому +1

      @@_.-_Crimpy-_..-. wasn’t it his Grandma that got I’ll, not him?

    • @DeimosPC
      @DeimosPC 3 роки тому +15

      Both his Nana and Mother both passed within a year and it emotionally ruined him, like it would any of us. I don’t blame him if he doesn’t want to come back.. especially with the way the world is and how everything is deemed offensive nowadays

  • @buckshot704
    @buckshot704 4 роки тому +72

    Peter’s gift of laughter has no end. His genius is amazing. Putting together an endless steam of experiences that we’ve mostly all done, and highlighting the right mental side of them, one after the other. 😎👍

    • @sub101
      @sub101 Рік тому

      "..endless steam" 🤷‍♂️ not right you ya know..

    • @markseymour8365
      @markseymour8365 10 місяців тому

      @@sub101It's a typo, get over it.

    • @gray100
      @gray100 10 місяців тому

      😂​@@markseymour8365

  • @EatinPaste
    @EatinPaste 4 роки тому +286

    *_"Let the thick see the table!"_* never gets old.

    • @Kas58223
      @Kas58223 4 роки тому +13

      Went to school with him and everything Peter Kay is such a comedic legend

    • @Kas58223
      @Kas58223 4 роки тому +5

      xXxJack xXx you do realise I was quoting Peter Kay saying he went to school with Paddy McGuinness

    • @pentuplove6542
      @pentuplove6542 4 роки тому +4

      @@Kas58223 I went to school with Peter as well. You were at the think table trying to get some taste of the fizzy sweets from whats-her-name? You were her boyfriend.

    • @JH50166
      @JH50166 4 роки тому +3

      Pentu Plove he literally said he was quoting the video

    • @jackcobb2928
      @jackcobb2928 4 роки тому +2

      @@Kas58223 lmao I totally forgot I'm so sorry the comment has been removed sorry !

  • @davidsmith6661
    @davidsmith6661 4 роки тому +70

    I remember a kid being told by the teacher once - "Stop muttering."
    He replied, "I wasn't muttering, I was talking."
    Teacher, "Don't argue with me."
    Kid, "What's the matter - can't you tell the difference between talk and mutter?" And this was at the time of the Stork margerine advert where the line was, "You can't tell the diffference between Stork and butter."

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 3 роки тому +1

      Once upon a time they would have received a crack

    • @markws5952
      @markws5952 3 роки тому +1

      What happened ?

    • @DeanMoxley87
      @DeanMoxley87 4 місяці тому

      I teacher once pointed at a lad at school with a pen and said their is a dick at the end of this pen, he replied "which end".

  • @lordbottaro4549
    @lordbottaro4549 4 роки тому +89

    I went to my 10 year school reunion in 2013, I wasn’t even going to go but a mate convinced me. Pete is absolutely right, there’s a reason I kept in touch with certain people and not others. If I didn’t like them in school when I had to see them I wasn’t going to like them 10 years later.

    • @billyhalliday9811
      @billyhalliday9811 2 роки тому

      Take it some proper arseholes haha

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 Рік тому +3

      I didn't keep in touch with anyone after I left 😅

    • @50angeleyes
      @50angeleyes Рік тому +3

      Very true. I saw a girl I went to school with years after I left school. Not at a reunion but she was vile to me at school and when she tried to speak to me like we were best buddies I couldn’t really be bothered.

    • @markseymour8365
      @markseymour8365 10 місяців тому

      @@SamuelBlack84I'm glad I'm not the only one who did that.

  • @blackporscheroadster6415
    @blackporscheroadster6415 2 роки тому +35

    Just a comedic genius. His observations are uncanny. Everything he says you can relate to.

  • @davidbriggs143
    @davidbriggs143 2 роки тому +11

    One of Britains best.

  • @petergeraldbuxton2454
    @petergeraldbuxton2454 4 роки тому +26

    Absolute genius. Seen this so many times I can repeat it word for word. So good!

    • @sub101
      @sub101 Рік тому

      Nowt going on in your life then.. 🤷‍♂️

  • @padstowphantom
    @padstowphantom 4 роки тому +22

    Never a dull moment with our Peter.

  • @97channel
    @97channel 4 роки тому +21

    Haha, he got those teachers good with that remark about not shouting out. Superb.

  • @naomidixon4640
    @naomidixon4640 4 роки тому +370

    "We had humans they weren't all nuns" - so underrated!

  • @annewatmough9163
    @annewatmough9163 3 роки тому +7

    You are one of the few comediens who dont make prejudice jokes and are truly comical. please come back. x

  • @SamuelBlack84
    @SamuelBlack84 3 роки тому +73

    I went to a high school reunion years ago and I was the only one who turned up. What a blast...

    • @sub101
      @sub101 Рік тому

      It was on a Wednesday ya clown

  • @missg3188
    @missg3188 4 роки тому +74

    This is all so relatable 😂😂😂😂 covering jotters with crappy wall paper or wrapping paper and the 1 liners teachers used to come out with 😂😂 classic 👌

    • @aquapony
      @aquapony Рік тому

      Yeah, we specially got one of those huge sampler wallpaper books from some shop so all 3 of us could back all our books. It was quite fun trying to find the coolest wallpaper pattern to use.

  • @anyasilka2325
    @anyasilka2325 4 роки тому +35

    Great, Peter Kay NEVER disappoints!!! "I love Teachers with Amnesia"! Every moment makes my sides hurt with laughing!! Needed this...great Medicine for the Soul...Thanks Mr Kay...Best Wishes from Germany!!
    😁😁😁😁😁

  • @raspberrybellini
    @raspberrybellini 3 роки тому +40

    I'm from Bolton and that school is definitely St Josephs, I went to the brother school run by monks... Who's bloody idea was that? 😂

  • @rajnasarda
    @rajnasarda 4 роки тому +12

    OMG. Tears of joy. Haven't laughed outloud in months! I ♥️ PK

  • @laurieharper1526
    @laurieharper1526 3 роки тому +27

    "We had real teachers, too. Humans. They weren't all nuns". Brilliant.

  • @sparerib
    @sparerib 3 роки тому +92

    It's not often I can't breath for laughing, but this was definitely one of those times. Absolutely bloody hilarious. Thank you Mr Kay.

  • @hilaryjuliecoxon5434
    @hilaryjuliecoxon5434 4 місяці тому +2

    Im originally from the midlands.My father was a geordie.I have worked and had friends from the north,salt of the earth people with a wicked sence of humour.Peter Kay is a great comedian and entertainer 😊😊

  • @Bobbielea94
    @Bobbielea94 4 роки тому +66

    No matter how many times I watch he still makes me smile 💗😁

    • @kabes9288
      @kabes9288 2 роки тому +4

      The man

    • @nodafy
      @nodafy Рік тому +1

      Have you seen the "misheard song lyrics"?
      That shit has me pissing 😂

    • @Bobbielea94
      @Bobbielea94 Рік тому

      @@nodafy yes its hilarious 😂 he's too funny!

  • @JansonSmith
    @JansonSmith 4 роки тому +48

    Wish he would come back!

  • @gillwilkinsongw
    @gillwilkinsongw 4 роки тому +30

    I liked teachers with amnesia "who do you think you are?" Just a legend - love him!

  • @cynthiam3943
    @cynthiam3943 2 роки тому +10

    Just love him and have missed him, as a teacher he doesn’t tell jokes he tells it how it is 😂😂😂😂😂😂🇬🇧

  • @567Katii
    @567Katii 4 роки тому +37

    I was in primary school in the 90s and I swear we had loads of this same stuff!! Reminding me of so much stuff I forgot haha

    • @vx_uk_nw
      @vx_uk_nw 4 роки тому +1

      Seen Peter live 3 times never gets old this stuff just so relatable lol

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 4 роки тому

      I can still remember all my 40 classmates from my Primary School on S E London in 1963 when I was 9 and I communicated only last week with a Guy from my Grammar School Year in S E London from 1965 and we got 86 out of the 90 pupils in our year. LOL

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Рік тому

      Yeah it's almost as if some aspects of schooling are pretty similar whenever you go!

  • @paulawilkinson911
    @paulawilkinson911 4 роки тому +15

    Best comedian ever love ya Mr Kay ❤

  • @roseamethystlu
    @roseamethystlu 4 роки тому +24

    OH GOD THE SPARE KIT BOX!!! smelled like decades worth of sweat 😆

  • @StalwartShinobi
    @StalwartShinobi 4 роки тому +469

    Guarantee everyone that didnt like Peter in school brags they were mates back in school now

    • @rwlynch3468
      @rwlynch3468 4 роки тому +37

      Many comedians seem like they were an arse as a kid. But I can't imagine Peter being unlikeable.

    • @user-wq5kv2hu2s
      @user-wq5kv2hu2s 4 роки тому

      without a doubt

    • @carolinebedford9836
      @carolinebedford9836 4 роки тому

      Stalwart shinobi. Without a doubt!

    • @goonervillegonad3662
      @goonervillegonad3662 4 роки тому +3

      RW Lynch He’s most probably always been quick witted and great at poking fun, so I imagine that without the maturity, he could well have been a charismatic verbal bully to other kids. It wouldn’t make him a dick, it’s just difficult to be humble when you’re a kid and everyone thinks your hilarious.

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye 4 роки тому

      Without A Doubt

  • @vashnanerada8757
    @vashnanerada8757 4 роки тому +99

    I'm sooooooooooo looking forward to Peter kays next stand up comedy tour.

  • @cherylmccarthy8160
    @cherylmccarthy8160 2 роки тому +6

    School reunions…. Another brilliant show

  • @ainz1012
    @ainz1012 4 роки тому +13

    We were playing army round the headstones 😂😂😂

  • @Viv1398
    @Viv1398 4 роки тому +11

    Oh come back Peter, we miss you. I've never laughed so much - you're the best xx

    • @Girl-101
      @Girl-101 4 роки тому

      Nah Kevin Bridges is the better.

    • @Viv1398
      @Viv1398 4 роки тому +3

      @@Girl-101 Nah he isn't.

  • @adderz8619
    @adderz8619 4 роки тому +16

    One of my all-time favourites honestly, please come back to tv soon!

  • @lindar7698
    @lindar7698 4 роки тому +22

    No matter how many times you watch these videos I still laugh 😂

    • @alisonbroadwater1929
      @alisonbroadwater1929 3 роки тому

      Hello.... how are you doing today?

    • @sub101
      @sub101 Рік тому

      So to be clear no matter how much I watch these videos you still laugh 😮

  • @geojoanne1
    @geojoanne1 Рік тому +7

    He is so funny because every single thing he says we can relate too, have experienced ourselves, but cannot admit to.. he is our mouthpiece

  • @marybrookbanks7896
    @marybrookbanks7896 4 роки тому +12

    Great whenever you need a pick me up he is the medicine.Brilliant .

  • @robcol800
    @robcol800 4 роки тому +14

    I've watched these a thousand times....and I'm still dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sub101
      @sub101 Рік тому +1

      Your holding on then!

  • @ifukill7538
    @ifukill7538 4 роки тому +8

    Beaker/ cordial , I love those words. Peter Kay's the best😂

  • @shandywarhol4444
    @shandywarhol4444 3 роки тому +25

    Putting your coat on, really discreetly, is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Thank you Peter Kay. Kx

  • @paulmiles9102
    @paulmiles9102 4 роки тому +3

    legend allways in tears of laughter seeing peter kay

  • @DisneyPrincess92
    @DisneyPrincess92 4 роки тому +10

    I always thought how lucky those kids were that were in the same class as Peter Kay because they must of all had a great time. This guys is definitely one of my favourite comedians I hope to see him on stage in the future.

    • @DisneyPrincess92
      @DisneyPrincess92 4 роки тому

      Margaret Guest you were lucky 🍀 unfortunately I got bullied all through high school and through the years of five and six it was so bad that I was transferred to a private school for a year. There was only one boy who was nice too me in year six and his name was George Beech.

    • @sub101
      @sub101 Рік тому

      Have you got a time machine?

    • @DisneyPrincess92
      @DisneyPrincess92 Рік тому

      @@sub101 no why have you?

    • @sub101
      @sub101 Рік тому

      @@DisneyPrincess92 No. I was just wondering how you planned to get to the future. Are you called Marty?

  • @amiepickss
    @amiepickss 4 роки тому +14

    “SILENCE when your talking to me!” 😂😂😂

  • @jameshowley595
    @jameshowley595 3 роки тому +5

    Nobody does it better, Peter

  • @k9maiden5
    @k9maiden5 4 роки тому +36

    This guy is brilliant! I wish Netflix would put reruns of his sitcoms on here in America. Peter is by far the best comedian I have ever heard. I'm so sick of the so called comedians in the states that only know how to insult our President, and pure filth coming from their mouths. Peter is just funny, he is a gifted comedian. The UK is so lucky to have him!

    • @maddiedeakin-berry2324
      @maddiedeakin-berry2324 4 роки тому +9

      Yes, yes we are 😂

    • @melaniekendall4903
      @melaniekendall4903 Рік тому +1

      Thank god for that

    • @sub101
      @sub101 Рік тому

      He's actually American so... People only think he comes from Bolton UK. He hates presidents too. And goldfish.

  • @dylanharrington744
    @dylanharrington744 3 роки тому +12

    The reason they made shatterproof rulers back in the Day was, the old wooden ones used to break all the time when Teachers hit you with them.

    • @FredB-ll5oi
      @FredB-ll5oi 2 місяці тому

      that's child abuse now I remember they used to break hurt across the back of the knuckles

  • @paperchain1239
    @paperchain1239 4 роки тому +7

    I actually have almost been ill 😂 laughing at this.

  • @nigelkthomas9501
    @nigelkthomas9501 4 роки тому +9

    This is the one I’ve been looking for! Brilliant!

  • @sfoster.23
    @sfoster.23 3 роки тому +7

    Sister Matic is another underrated gag

  • @jordan95hd83
    @jordan95hd83 4 роки тому +27

    To call this hilarious would be an understatement! 😂😂😂

  • @marcuspetersen7798
    @marcuspetersen7798 4 роки тому +24

    Holy goat of a motherless cow i would sure like to see him on swedish soil!! UK comidians are the best there is . Ever since i saw " The hunt for the holy grail " as a youngster i have been a huge fan of UK sense of humour and it has never gone away, it get stronger the older i got and I am now in my late fourt-ish!

    • @sweetlikechocolate437
      @sweetlikechocolate437 4 роки тому +3

      That was a classic start to your comment, Marcus! Made me chuckle.

    • @marcuspetersen7798
      @marcuspetersen7798 4 роки тому +4

      @@sweetlikechocolate437 thank you ! Things like that contantly pops up in my head and I'm somewhat alike Chandler Bing of the comedyshow " Friends" . If I gets into my head I just have to let it out 'cos if i don't I will probably explode and become a new planet in a furious orbit around earth...

    • @davidgriffithsbjjcoach7207
      @davidgriffithsbjjcoach7207 2 роки тому

      Check out Billy Connolly if you haven't already:)

  • @heavensentshe6309
    @heavensentshe6309 4 роки тому +36

    lol yeh I always wanted to be first one out, can remember putting my pencils away now! Swimming was best, it finished early, I'd be out the door like a sunbeam through a shadow and straight home to my mum, I miss her so much!

    • @darryldarwent3676
      @darryldarwent3676 4 роки тому +5

      I love that expression, " I'd be outta there like a sunbeam through a shadow."

    • @heavensentshe6309
      @heavensentshe6309 4 роки тому +5

      @@darryldarwent3676 Thank you, not sure how that came to me lol, from my heart probably.

  • @tacituskilgore9803
    @tacituskilgore9803 4 роки тому +25

    When you bump in to someone from school, who didn't give you the time of day back then, but now they try and talk to you like you were best mates. And your like, do you even remember school?

    • @44BlueFoxes
      @44BlueFoxes 3 роки тому +2

      Nosy buggars adding you on facebook when you haven't spoken in 15 years. Weren't tha friend then, ain't tha friend now.

  • @Pintorina1
    @Pintorina1 2 роки тому +10

    5:42 to 5:49 has me in stitches every time. Hilarious 😂

  • @janerochfort2134
    @janerochfort2134 4 роки тому +2

    I love you Peter Kay....you make my life brighter....

  • @howardsend6589
    @howardsend6589 2 роки тому +1

    These are fantastic memories, Peter.

  • @jedimaster708
    @jedimaster708 4 роки тому +14

    The packing up ritual lol. I had that down to a fine art! Given all the phrases teachers use they must have gone to the same training college with the same lecturers!

    • @Jchathe
      @Jchathe 3 роки тому

      The edging off the chair got me! I’d forgotten I used to do that, lol!

  • @Jamb1967
    @Jamb1967 2 роки тому +7

    Very clever and talented man

  • @deanandthebeans857
    @deanandthebeans857 Рік тому

    All the great comics know how to work an audience - great to see it done so well.

  • @poppamic
    @poppamic 2 роки тому +6

    Someone's throwing up sawdust over here 😂😂😂

  • @AI-tc8fv
    @AI-tc8fv 4 роки тому +28

    *Ooh 10+ minut video, spoiling us Peter*

  • @EleanorPeterson
    @EleanorPeterson 4 роки тому +32

    Our maths master used to say, "Be quiet and LISTEN! I don't know... Every time I open my mouth, some damn fool speaks."
    He knew we knew he knew what he was on about, so nobody got killed.

  • @rdt6234
    @rdt6234 3 роки тому +7

    A very funny man who started building his act from about 6 years of age

  • @markking6327
    @markking6327 4 роки тому +4

    Pure comedy gold.

  • @guitarlover302
    @guitarlover302 4 роки тому +4

    Best comedy based on observational humour !

  • @jodirushworth3507
    @jodirushworth3507 4 роки тому +19

    I can literally relate to everything he says 🤣🤣

  • @callumroyle3850
    @callumroyle3850 4 роки тому +4

    As soon as he goes on the chair as he stands up"How did I f****** get up here"🤣🤣

  • @adampearce1059
    @adampearce1059 3 роки тому +5

    We need a back to back Lee Evans and Peter kay show

  • @K1234-t4z
    @K1234-t4z 4 роки тому +7

    Miss you peter love car share, love ur tours and I love ur comedy 😂😍

  • @jackwiltshire2851
    @jackwiltshire2851 4 роки тому +9

    I don’t want to see you floating round school 😂

  • @Joanna7428
    @Joanna7428 2 роки тому +1

    I just love this man! 🤣

  • @ebXXY
    @ebXXY 2 роки тому +3

    Oh aye back ya books woodchip 😂

  • @Stirling62
    @Stirling62 3 роки тому +3

    The funniest guy on the planet!!

  • @44BlueFoxes
    @44BlueFoxes 3 роки тому +13

    I remember when the technology teacher wheeled in the big TV & went in the staff cubby hole in between two classrooms for a cuppa. He came back to find that someone had switched the channel & we'd been watching Rab C Nesbitt all lesson.

    • @Bruce1983
      @Bruce1983 3 роки тому +1

      did he say reet ya bastards

    • @PH_1964
      @PH_1964 3 роки тому +1

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @carolineturner2694
      @carolineturner2694 2 роки тому

      We had the 'big telly' during English to watch Thatcher's resignation. Happy days!

  • @densalbeach1
    @densalbeach1 3 роки тому +5

    Comedy genius.

  • @ListerDavid
    @ListerDavid 3 роки тому +16

    “Silence when you speak to me!”
    Spike Milligan

  • @arthurvasey
    @arthurvasey 4 роки тому +32

    I recall the upside down bench in the infants’ - teacher called it “the balance bar” - I can barely keep my balance on flat wide ground, never mind “the balance bar” - whatever did they think I was - a tightrope walker?

    • @cumonyouspurs
      @cumonyouspurs 4 роки тому

      M. Vb
      Z📞⬆️📞

    • @chicotheblue
      @chicotheblue 4 роки тому

      Hilarious, so true! Jeez, for misbehaving, you would get the cane, either across the hand, or on the bum. Another special, six of the best, on the bum, with a plimsoll! Board dusters, pieces of chalk thrown at you..never mind political correctness re what teachers said to you then, what they did to you physically, and was accepted, would now be tantamount to assault!
      Happy days though.

    • @arthurvasey
      @arthurvasey 4 роки тому

      Nigel James What about being forced to eat everything at mealtimes? Not so much a punishment for perceived wrongdoing or recidivistic behaviour as a rule that applied to everyone - no exceptions - staff misheard you when you said “No sprouts” or whatever you didn’t want - then they would pile them high on the plate and expect you to eat all of them or no pudding!

    • @lindagarner1320
      @lindagarner1320 Рік тому

      My brother was doing that the last week of school before summer holidays. He fell off and broke his arm. 🇨🇦

  • @adrianbradley8513
    @adrianbradley8513 Рік тому +2

    Even though I went to high school over here in Northern Ireland I recognise the same situations happening in our school in the 80s.HILARIOUS🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂

  • @beverleydabell3241
    @beverleydabell3241 6 місяців тому

    Peter Kay has to be the funniest comedian EVER in the UK! Absolutely side splitting! Love him x 😂😂👏👏💙

  • @keepgoing1973
    @keepgoing1973 3 роки тому +2

    I'm a teacher ,"don't shout out, put your hands up"
    Brilliant.

  • @sallyfletcher8874
    @sallyfletcher8874 2 роки тому +7

    I'm watching this again, n laughing my tits off, n the dogs going nuts 😅🤣

  • @kieronparsons5370
    @kieronparsons5370 4 роки тому +14

    “Jason Patel like tha🥴”

  • @JRStephens5005
    @JRStephens5005 4 роки тому +35

    I've been out of school for 35 years and I've never been to any of my class reunions. High school was like being in prison and I don't have any desire to see those people. I fucking hated them.

    • @GoodwinHD
      @GoodwinHD 3 роки тому +5

      Never related to a comment more

    • @Cheesybellend
      @Cheesybellend 3 роки тому

      We’re you bullied Paul ?

    • @genokemp2433
      @genokemp2433 3 роки тому

      Paul i went to that reunion ,the girls ,more lad's if im honest🤦‍♂️ 30 years ago and some 🤦‍♂️why would í be bothered now 🤦‍♂️i married the lollipop lady 🤦‍♂️as if 🤣

    • @genokemp2433
      @genokemp2433 3 роки тому

      Paul ,you are missing out trust me ,It's a shocker what people look like and great to see people you actually remember ,Only went to 2 but it's a great laugh ,i even remembered the girl who picked her nose and wiped it under the table like it was going out of fashion 🤣And she was there on the first one ..and i reminded her ,poor Lady didn't know where to look but the rest of us was in tears ,and her eventually 🤣

  • @fredwaller3234
    @fredwaller3234 3 роки тому +4

    The best thing to out of Bolton