Now I know why I wanted to learn anatomy and art, thanks for making me realize what I wanted apanda, wait for me, you will be the first femboy I'll draw
@@arii_howit'll take much more then 8 months bro. It has to be PERFECT he must get the dong cleavage down to a T or it'll just be a low quality pink shirt girl.
Apandah: *looks like an NFT that someone made in a few seconds using MS Paint The fans: Ah yes. Quality character design. Gonna draw him with a 16 inch.
Im looking it up Edit: I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize. What we came across that day in the woods was obviously unplanned. The reactions you saw on tape were raw; they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react or how to feel. I should have never posted the video. I should have put the cameras down and stopped recording what we were going through. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the internet. I want to apologize to anyone who has seen the video. I want to apologize to anyone who has been affected or touched by mental illness, or depression, or suicide. But most importantly I want to apologize to the victim and his family. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. I don’t deserve to be defended. The goal with my content is always to entertain; to push the boundaries, to be all-inclusive. In the world I live in, I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said I made a huge mistake. I don’t expect to be forgiven, I’m just here to apologize. I'm ashamed of myself. I’m disappointed in myself. And I promise to be better. I will be better. Thank you.
The Hog Rider is a fast ground troop with medium hit points, low damage, and the ability to jump over enemy Walls. He is unlocked at level 2 Dark Barracks. The Hog Rider (person) is a bare-chested dark-skinned man holding a hammer. He has a Mohawk, wears a brown leather loincloth, a red belt, and a pair of leather sandals, as well as two large golden wristbands and a gold earring. His ride is a large hog, about half his height. It has a brown leather bridle looped around its tusks, which in turn is held by the Hog Rider. Hog Riders prioritize defensive structures above all other targets, and will bypass all other types of enemy buildings and troops while any defenses remain on the battlefield. This is true even if they are under attack by enemy Clan Castle troops, heroes or Skeleton Trap skeletons. Note that like all troops that prioritize defenses, Hog Riders do not consider the Clan Castle to be a defense regardless of whether or not it contains enemy troops, but do consider the defending Grand Warden and the activated Town Hall weapon (if any) to be defensive buildings. Once all defenses are destroyed, Hog Riders become like any other troop with no preferred target; they will attack the nearest building to them regardless of type, and will turn and attack enemy units if they become aware of any nearby. He can be used to jump over any level Walls, rendering them ineffective against Hog Riders. Note that while this allows Hog Riders free access to what lies behind the Walls, it does not open up gaps for other troops to move through. If the Hog Riders need the support of other ground troops, you will still need to deploy Wall Breakers, a Jump Spell, or Earthquake Spells in order to assist them. Hog Riders can be used en masse, i.e. a "Hog Rider Rush", without requiring any Wall Breakers to break Walls. However, such a strategy can be costly in terms of Dark Elixir, and sports weaknesses against defending Clan Castle troops, Heroes, Giant Bombs, and Skeleton Traps, a problem which only becomes more prominent at higher levels. At Town Hall 10 and above, Hog Riders can be combined with Miners in a strategy known as Hog Miner or Hybrid. Both troops are able to bypass Walls innately, but Miners do not have a preferential target, allowing them to cover for Hog Riders by dealing with defending Heroes and Skeleton Traps. The combination also has weaknesses against flying Clan Castle troops, as neither are able to target air. At lower levels, Hog Riders are quite capable of acting as distracting troops like Giants; they have nearly as much health as a similar-level Giant, move twice as fast, and do considerably more damage. They work well with the Healing Spell when you group several of them together. A good tactic for using Healing Spells is to place them strategically on a cluster of defenses (at least about 3 or more) and also deploy them shortly before the Hog Riders arrive in the area, deploy them in front of the Hog Riders. This is so that the Hog Riders get the most value out of the Healing Spell, and destroy the defenses without losing too much HP. Spots where Giant Bombs or Bomb Towers are/may be should be given special attention when deploying Healing Spells. Hogs of the same level as the Giant Bomb will survive a single Giant Bomb, but they're helpless against a pair of Giant Bombs even with a Healing Spell. Heal them after they've gone through a Giant Bomb blast. The Hog Rider is one of the best troop types for drawing out Clan Castle troops, as it can avoid Walls to penetrate deep enough to reach centrally-placed Clan Castles (and enough health to not die before it gets there). Deploy one or a few to trigger the Clan Castle troops, then lure the reinforcement troops to the corner side, and deploy multiple Archers or Wizards to slaughter them, and then deploy the remainder of your Hog Riders. This strategy is especially effective during Clan War raids. However, Skeletons from the Skeleton Trap and Heroes can also easily kill the Hog Riders, as they can only target defenses, so make sure to have some troops that target anything, such as Wizards, which can swipe out the Skeletons. Hog Riders don't target air so flying Clan Castle troops, especially Dragons, can be a big threat. Most mass Hog Rider strategies in Clan Wars require that the Clan Castle troops be killed first by luring. Bring other troops in addition to Hog Riders, such as Wizards, to deal with enemy Clan Castle troops and clean up the base. Poison Spells can be used to kill almost any enemy Clan Castle troop, but beware as the troops will attempt to flee the poison. If the Poison Spells are decently leveled, and you effectively keep the Clan Castle troops from escaping the Poison Spell with distracting troops, they can eliminate almost any troop. They can also be used to dispense of those pesky Skeletons risen from the Skeleton Traps. Time is process and the remainder of the attack is done as quickly as possible to avoid running out of time. + Ratio.
THANK YOU for emphasizing the difference between detached from an avatar and having a close personal connection to one, heaven knows the internet would've cited you as an example of "SEE??? HE isn't offended!!!" if you didn't mention that.
I can't believe I just watched a grown man watching porn of his pretend character on the internet say that he's turning into pink guy. That's just not gonna happen.
0:18 If anyone was wondering what that painting is, it's a painting of the battle of Borodino, the battle was in 1812 and it was the most bloodiest battles in the Napoleonic Wars
basicly rule34 in a nutshell. one something becomes popular, porn will be made for it. most art is OK, some is disturbing to look at (mostly extreme fetishes), and some are just beautiful pieces of art that are so well drawn you stop fapping and just look and appriciate, and than resume fapping.
dude i would be grateful to live in this timeline, we're in the apandah subreddit arc. idk who remembers when the subreddit was never talked about and just left there forgotten (which was like 3 months ago) but now it's a topic in every video. such a noticeable plot twist
When you where talking about the Apandah Fumo posts, I appreciate that you used Dicromatic Lotus Butterfly ~ Red and White and Native Faithfor the BGM instead of I very overrated Touhou song like Bad Apple or Night of Nights. Thank you
"I became one of the most hated people on reddit"
The most based thing a man can be
your breathtakinb
Or evil..not based lol
Based on what?
@@user-10021 based on the sky being blue
Aside from becoming the most hated person on Twitter.
Apandah: Literally a shitty MS Paint drawing
His fans: Seggs
He *does* have a vtuber model that isn't quite a shiddy ms paint model.
Can't blame em'.
ikr
No surprise
It’s just like that sometimes
Now I know why I wanted to learn anatomy and art, thanks for making me realize what I wanted apanda, wait for me, you will be the first femboy I'll draw
why I hear boss battle music
Whats your username.
sauce?
@@arii_howit'll take much more then 8 months bro. It has to be PERFECT he must get the dong cleavage down to a T or it'll just be a low quality pink shirt girl.
@@Flameonoodle wha?
Apandah: *looks like an NFT that someone made in a few seconds using MS Paint
The fans:
Ah yes.
Quality character design.
Gonna draw him with a 16 inch.
A
16 inch what?
@@Secretly_Tank_Dempsey907You know what...
@@gamingchickenstudios no, I don't
Oh no
He is really living by "every cloud has it's silver lining"
Ah, a fellow EATEOT fan.
@@BonW Oh hey, another EATEOT fan aswell!
life gives you thhr lemons
U mean every internet persona has its rule34
Fucking hell I cant escape Everywhere at the end of time
Becoming hated on Reddit isn’t necessarily a bad thing.
Carl H.
@@pizzahut2236 *horrible flashbacks*
Carl H
@@Death_______ i dont get it
Who is carl h
remember, if your hated on reddit, then you're arguably the most sane and intelligent person in that shithole
I like how the Apandah fans treat him as if he was the best person to ever live.
To those making r34 of Apandah:
“Don’t let the flame die out!”
My fellow apantards, the apandah subreddit is no longer safe, this is not a drill
Oh no...
I must see it myself.
Edit: just gone there; I was expecting the worst but meh... Nothing special happened there.
O shit
imagine even watching apandah in the subreddit
@@pongangelo2048 you have to scroll back like 2 weeks. Its better to use the 'new' function.
@@art-cs6us What sorta stuff has invaded us? Well, aside from the things apandah mentioned in that other video
Went from bad to bad, Reddit truly is something
from bad to down bad
Thats reddit for you
it went from bad to what i’d like to call a “discord mod momento”
@@pyrogaming6257 you aren't very funny
Детерминизм это Свобода 🤙
I think he made this video for the sole purpose of encouraging more art of his character to be made because he likes it.
apandah: “Oh, yes! I hate this! It is revolting!”
Internet: “…More?”
apandah: *”Please!”*
I envy people who can draw their own porn. I can’t even draw.
It’s mostly 13 year old girls drawing this type of stuff, let that sink in.
@@user-10021 it’s mostly 13 year olds
You envy being a coomer?
@@D00dman ^ like u fr saying that
@@flipflop_bell no nigguh. The other guy is. You dense?
Ive been waiting for him to start yelling at us
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Scream
Daddy apandah
Apandah stans all have shame kink fr 😭
Kinky
Im looking it up
Edit: I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize. What we came across that day in the woods was obviously unplanned. The reactions you saw on tape were raw; they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react or how to feel. I should have never posted the video. I should have put the cameras down and stopped recording what we were going through. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the internet. I want to apologize to anyone who has seen the video. I want to apologize to anyone who has been affected or touched by mental illness, or depression, or suicide. But most importantly I want to apologize to the victim and his family. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. I don’t deserve to be defended. The goal with my content is always to entertain; to push the boundaries, to be all-inclusive. In the world I live in, I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said I made a huge mistake. I don’t expect to be forgiven, I’m just here to apologize. I'm ashamed of myself. I’m disappointed in myself. And I promise to be better. I will be better. Thank you.
nahhh man wrote an entire Apology Video script to lament his sins💀💀💀
I just discovered this channel and all I have to say this is a great introduction
"You can't fight nature, Jack. Wind blows, rain falls and people draw porn of popular things. "
Doesn’t even have to be popular tbh
"Wind blows, rain falls, and the skilled prey upon the horny. Don't be ashamed... it's only nature, running its course."
Детерминизм это Свобода 🤙 🤙 🤙 🤙
Now that's a pretty meme! Exquisite!
@@2003.K "It spared you the burden of all the lives you've taken. Absolved you of guilt when you enjoyed it."
Of all the content creators that could have gotten hit with the horny art hammer, apandah was not one I would have ever expected.
Same
You underestimate the internet
You know what they say if it exists
6:31 that ruler looks a bit off
2:29 "IM NOT REÆLLL!" IM NOT RREEEEAAL" JUST PICTURES ON YOUR SCREEEEEEEEEEN-" it got me laughing so hard, I'm sorry-
"who would draw a youtuber getting railed" - clearly someone who's never been on reddit before
his name is michael, not miguel
@@Jordan-dw9ml mi pana miguel
i hate reddit
Or anywhere online for that matter
@@Jordan-dw9ml ñ
Went from being the most hated to being the most loved
Pause
Take a second
☹
1:41 apandah becoming uncanny
never heard of this channel, but the way your videos are made its like ive been here the entire way! just earned yourself a sub
This video really had that: "if rule 34 really does have pxxx of everything, why is there none for me? Checkmate internet," twitter energy
That's where rule 35 apply lol
very cool, search your user name
AWW HELL NAW
Hah, they will never be able to do it on me!
HAH, same to me
Can we talk about how Among Us is still a thing, how is it still creeping around the Internet?
Idk but it seems kinda sussy to me
extremely (sus)picious
@@Delta5x7 😳😳
among apantards
@@saiko_oro among tards
The Hog Rider is a fast ground troop with medium hit points, low damage, and the ability to jump over enemy Walls. He is unlocked at level 2 Dark Barracks.
The Hog Rider (person) is a bare-chested dark-skinned man holding a hammer. He has a Mohawk, wears a brown leather loincloth, a red belt, and a pair of leather sandals, as well as two large golden wristbands and a gold earring.
His ride is a large hog, about half his height. It has a brown leather bridle looped around its tusks, which in turn is held by the Hog Rider.
Hog Riders prioritize defensive structures above all other targets, and will bypass all other types of enemy buildings and troops while any defenses remain on the battlefield. This is true even if they are under attack by enemy Clan Castle troops, heroes or Skeleton Trap skeletons. Note that like all troops that prioritize defenses, Hog Riders do not consider the Clan Castle to be a defense regardless of whether or not it contains enemy troops, but do consider the defending Grand Warden and the activated Town Hall weapon (if any) to be defensive buildings.
Once all defenses are destroyed, Hog Riders become like any other troop with no preferred target; they will attack the nearest building to them regardless of type, and will turn and attack enemy units if they become aware of any nearby.
He can be used to jump over any level Walls, rendering them ineffective against Hog Riders. Note that while this allows Hog Riders free access to what lies behind the Walls, it does not open up gaps for other troops to move through. If the Hog Riders need the support of other ground troops, you will still need to deploy Wall Breakers, a Jump Spell, or Earthquake Spells in order to assist them.
Hog Riders can be used en masse, i.e. a "Hog Rider Rush", without requiring any Wall Breakers to break Walls. However, such a strategy can be costly in terms of Dark Elixir, and sports weaknesses against defending Clan Castle troops, Heroes, Giant Bombs, and Skeleton Traps, a problem which only becomes more prominent at higher levels.
At Town Hall 10 and above, Hog Riders can be combined with Miners in a strategy known as Hog Miner or Hybrid. Both troops are able to bypass Walls innately, but Miners do not have a preferential target, allowing them to cover for Hog Riders by dealing with defending Heroes and Skeleton Traps. The combination also has weaknesses against flying Clan Castle troops, as neither are able to target air.
At lower levels, Hog Riders are quite capable of acting as distracting troops like Giants; they have nearly as much health as a similar-level Giant, move twice as fast, and do considerably more damage.
They work well with the Healing Spell when you group several of them together.
A good tactic for using Healing Spells is to place them strategically on a cluster of defenses (at least about 3 or more) and also deploy them shortly before the Hog Riders arrive in the area, deploy them in front of the Hog Riders. This is so that the Hog Riders get the most value out of the Healing Spell, and destroy the defenses without losing too much HP.
Spots where Giant Bombs or Bomb Towers are/may be should be given special attention when deploying Healing Spells. Hogs of the same level as the Giant Bomb will survive a single Giant Bomb, but they're helpless against a pair of Giant Bombs even with a Healing Spell. Heal them after they've gone through a Giant Bomb blast.
The Hog Rider is one of the best troop types for drawing out Clan Castle troops, as it can avoid Walls to penetrate deep enough to reach centrally-placed Clan Castles (and enough health to not die before it gets there). Deploy one or a few to trigger the Clan Castle troops, then lure the reinforcement troops to the corner side, and deploy multiple Archers or Wizards to slaughter them, and then deploy the remainder of your Hog Riders. This strategy is especially effective during Clan War raids. However, Skeletons from the Skeleton Trap and Heroes can also easily kill the Hog Riders, as they can only target defenses, so make sure to have some troops that target anything, such as Wizards, which can swipe out the Skeletons.
Hog Riders don't target air so flying Clan Castle troops, especially Dragons, can be a big threat. Most mass Hog Rider strategies in Clan Wars require that the Clan Castle troops be killed first by luring. Bring other troops in addition to Hog Riders, such as Wizards, to deal with enemy Clan Castle troops and clean up the base.
Poison Spells can be used to kill almost any enemy Clan Castle troop, but beware as the troops will attempt to flee the poison. If the Poison Spells are decently leveled, and you effectively keep the Clan Castle troops from escaping the Poison Spell with distracting troops, they can eliminate almost any troop. They can also be used to dispense of those pesky Skeletons risen from the Skeleton Traps.
Time is process and the remainder of the attack is done as quickly as possible to avoid running out of time. + Ratio.
0:18 I can’t believe apanda’s subreddit is no longer Napoleon’s russian campaign
I remember checking out the art a while ago. It is truly perplexing, the phenomenon.
the thing in isle?
Детерминизм это Свобода 🤙 🤙 🤙 🤙 🤙
I can’t tell if he’s mad or turned on
Both
Hmmm
Madly turned on
keep the likes at 69 guys
Nah he doesn't give a shit, he is either turned on or nothing
They took "if it exist , there's is p*** of it" extremely serious
THANK YOU for emphasizing the difference between detached from an avatar and having a close personal connection to one, heaven knows the internet would've cited you as an example of "SEE??? HE isn't offended!!!" if you didn't mention that.
R/apandah is like a look into the mind of a schizophrenic who understands irony would look like.
We don't have to talk
You just have to accept it
no i refuse
I also refuse
I shall also refuse
Refused
I have no idea who this youtuber is but i refuse as well
My first video on apandah and this man already got me hooked
the fact that this is the first video of this channel that im watching means something.
Respect to apandah for taking the "jaidenanimations" route and not caring.
"I don't care about it but I'll make a video showing I really care about it while saying I don't care about it"
He wins either way.
@@yeyo1019 pretty based of them
@@yeyo1019 _THAT'S WHAT THE POINT OF THE MASKING IS_
sorry for dream reference
@Marihappy Y WOAH...MARISAD BUT HAPPI :D
Damn Panda really just got the Jaidenanimations treatment
Sadly yes
@@thickskinman fuck you mean sadly, its incredible
@@stoppls1709 why
@@thickskinman because the art is great and hot.
@@GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse i was asking why u swear at me
This is the first vid from you I've ever seen. Just popped in my recommended. Amazing :)
1:08 bars
Having my art featured in apandah video is the greatest honor of my life thus far (sad)
Now here's the question. Which art are you talking about? 🤨📷
/:|
Which art did you make?
-baited a coomer
-doesn't elaborate further
-leaves
What a chad
A
Apandah: *has a Vtuber model*
Every artist: 😳✏️
I think I watched every video you uploaded.
I'm re watching them now.
This is the first video i ever saw on this channel off to a great start
Apandah sounds more happier compared to his 2016 depressed teen Astro clone days. This makes me smile :)
Both Aztro and Apandah seem happier now. Good for them.
It had to happend, it always needs to happen.
It was unnecessary tho
Thanks for the information now I want to use it
First video I've seen from you. First impressions are good. Not how I expected it to go but epic.
Apandah missed a huge opportunity when he didn’t name his vtuber ‘Japandah’
Apandah & Rule 34? Get me a calculator please,
*because this doesn't add up.*
Words that I never thought would be combined ever in my life
69 likes /j
You know this will be the first ever video I watch of you and god is it funny
i just got here and already AMAZING community
The reason he left the subject for a while was so that it could ferment and become an actual video topic
Just wait till someone makes an NFT stolen from an original Apandah R34 piece, it’s only further down the rabbit hole from here…
I can't believe I just watched a grown man watching porn of his pretend character on the internet say that he's turning into pink guy. That's just not gonna happen.
0:18 If anyone was wondering what that painting is, it's a painting of the battle of Borodino, the battle was in 1812 and it was the most bloodiest battles in the Napoleonic Wars
You know apandah is embracing the R34 when a flair called “Apandah Porn” gets added to the subreddit.
I like these reddit videos because its like going to a zoo, i get to see these smelly little creatures without having to interact with them
Best comment.
Oh that's a good one
These lowly creatures are fascinating!
I live a pretty shitty life but the fact that apandah doesn’t upload anymore makes me feel like a pretty sunflower
BRO THIS JUST CAME UP ON MY RECOMMENDED AND THE THUMBNAIL MAKES THE VIDEO IMPORTANT NGL
basicly rule34 in a nutshell. one something becomes popular, porn will be made for it. most art is OK, some is disturbing to look at (mostly extreme fetishes), and some are just beautiful pieces of art that are so well drawn you stop fapping and just look and appriciate, and than resume fapping.
for me it's all disturbing
@@flipflop_bell agree
for example intestines
@@RalseiGaming r/cursed comments
“No fanart or r34 please”
Rule 34 artist: ok’nt.
I've literally never seen this man in my life
Same
I'm new here and i already like that Apandah, Honest and Really Funny.
first time i've ever seen this channel in my life, ty youtube for recommending me some actual good shit, i shall check this dude's other videos now
1:13 Hey, I recognize that image!
*Oh no, I recognize that image*
as someone who doesn't recognize that image this comment made me very worried
Bro what
it's a good image
2:28 NFT bros getting haunted
That edit is hilarious for me
Apandah turned uncanny faster then incredible could ever become
“With all spikes, there will be a flatline.”
Holy shit that was a smooth transition
We achieved greatness
To be honest, Femboy Apandah can be wholesome and not lewd. So I'll draw femboy apandah more wholseome!
*Lewd the femboy*
Now draw him sharing a wholesome meal between his friends the night before his college graduation
@@metallicfingers now draw him getting railed by the jocks
@@BananaBanzaiii. based
@@BananaBanzaiii. No
6:37 as a femboi I find it weird how many creators have been drawn as fembois
Holy shit why have I not subbed to you before, I’ve watched sleep deprived for years but never got recommended your videos. This shit slaps
finally i can rejoin the subreddit for the quality content i've been waiting for
Props to u ur fucking amazing for posting so much kately
I'm with you
😔
yes we do need to talk you need to upload more
Fr
This was one of the first videos I saw of apandah
After seeing the "Let people enjoy things" tweet when he posted it, I suddenly remember it every once in a while
Man, he is actually turning into a real youtuber with a very eager fanbase!
This is my first time i saw this guy and like this is a great introduction
I don't know who you are, this is the first video I ever heard of you and I will definitly will watch more.
You're awesome
0:25 HE KNOOOOWS
These fanarts awoken something within me I never knew I had
His face on the thumbnail feel like "I'm not mad just dissapointed"
Just looked it up and this shit bussin no cap
dude i would be grateful to live in this timeline, we're in the apandah subreddit arc. idk who remembers when the subreddit was never talked about and just left there forgotten (which was like 3 months ago) but now it's a topic in every video. such a noticeable plot twist
“We need to talk”
Ok.
How was your day Apandah
10:55 I didn’t know that I needed Funapandah, yet here I am, glad that I see it.
I lost it when I saw that clip at 0:04
Where do you find shit like that?
It is an ad for little baby's ice cream
im proud of this community
What was the music at 7:54 cause i remember it but i forgor 💀
undertale last breath phase 2
@@kizbo69 thank you so much
np buddy
My recommended be wild with these recommendations lol
I see the title and I’m just like 📮📮🚨📮🚨😰📮📮🚨😳😏🚨😃📮❗️🚨❗️🚨😳📮😏😰😃😱😃🤯😃🚨😃📮😃🚨😃🚨😃👯♀️
When you where talking about the Apandah Fumo posts, I appreciate that you used Dicromatic Lotus Butterfly ~ Red and White and Native Faithfor the BGM instead of I very overrated Touhou song like Bad Apple or Night of Nights. Thank you
I'm gonna translate. I'm not china but.
"I eat a child I'm Like a child Dragon is dead America"
5:54
Would reccomend
Don't worry it happens to the best of us
I've never seen this guy's channel in my life, but this fucking story had me in tears
i cant hear what the video saids right now because my airpods are dead but i have no issue with more r34
I remember when there were only 17 results of apandah on R34. Good times.
666k subs and 13 days ago, that’s some dangerous numbers
Nice vid man keep going :D