POV: You're on a date with the Broke Boy

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  • @connorkenway09
    @connorkenway09 2 роки тому +2212

    The amount of acting skills in these skits have me literally imagining three completely different people at a restaurant, you get so immersed you can't tell 😂😂 such talent bro.

    • @ziyadibrahim9560
      @ziyadibrahim9560 2 роки тому +14

      no cap 🤣🤣

    • @DamnIsThatAPro
      @DamnIsThatAPro 2 роки тому +11

      The first time I watched his vids I thought it was 2 entirely different people

    • @apnaj_
      @apnaj_  2 роки тому +150

      Appreciate it bro

    • @connorkenway09
      @connorkenway09 2 роки тому +8

      @@DamnIsThatAPro 😂😂 you need mental effort to notice it's not a different person. His portrayal of the girldem with just a t shirt is impeccable.

    • @Ahmed-jv7oc
      @Ahmed-jv7oc 2 роки тому +2

      Too underrated

  • @VoMAA_
    @VoMAA_ 2 роки тому +2212

    UK humor just hits different and this guy is hilarious. Cheers from Canada

    • @SSMateuszSS
      @SSMateuszSS 2 роки тому +11

      it's life

    • @provaaprile499
      @provaaprile499 2 роки тому +10

      @@SSMateuszSS?

    • @KoryGraphic
      @KoryGraphic 2 роки тому +18

      I think it's quite universal, there's no such thing as 'british humor' lol

    • @majinraptor
      @majinraptor 2 роки тому +80

      @@KoryGraphic There totally is such a thing as british humor but this aint it. This is funny but its silly stuff.

    • @provaaprile499
      @provaaprile499 2 роки тому +29

      @@KoryGraphic there is, even tho this wasn't exactly the classic British humour

  • @TricxptFor3
    @TricxptFor3 2 роки тому +760

    “can i get some chips please..”
    Woah woah woah… you’re ordering the whole menu
    *got me choking*

    • @skibidi.rizz21
      @skibidi.rizz21 2 роки тому +8

      she said burger and chips, but that's like 10$ anyways lol

  • @2760db
    @2760db 2 роки тому +717

    My guy was RAPID with the 'Wow wow you're ordering alot' as soon as she ses 'Can I get a chicken burger' 🤣🤣

    • @danielrolle7621
      @danielrolle7621 2 роки тому +12

      She Didn’t even have time to say the whole thing 😂

    • @VOTVRe
      @VOTVRe Рік тому +1

      bro first time I've seen someone spell says as ses

  • @Jagrupra
    @Jagrupra 2 роки тому +233

    “Did you not eat at home”😂

  • @CrazyStupidRayan
    @CrazyStupidRayan 2 роки тому +114

    She said "bye brokie" I can't with this guy

  • @duzenvideoproductions7031
    @duzenvideoproductions7031 2 роки тому +233

    “I don't trust anyone who's nice to me but rude to the waiter. Because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position.” ― Muhammad Ali.

  • @kamalbhattarai1590
    @kamalbhattarai1590 2 роки тому +64

    Man brought that GCSE casio calculator 😂😂😂😂

  • @sosukeaizen9613
    @sosukeaizen9613 2 роки тому +363

    🤫🤫🤫 shuuuush

    • @aabidn275
      @aabidn275 2 роки тому +21

      Thx for explaining the video 👍🏻

    • @provaaprile499
      @provaaprile499 2 роки тому +15

      Yes we also saw the video. Thanks captain obvious

    • @higabgjan1021
      @higabgjan1021 2 роки тому

      Thanks just started watching it while reading it👍🏽

    • @delhigangster7946
      @delhigangster7946 2 роки тому +1

      U must have an excellent brain to comprehend that

    • @frostackerman
      @frostackerman 2 роки тому

      Shinra tensei. Thx for bringing me back to life btw

  • @apnaj_
    @apnaj_  2 роки тому +98

    Mandem get ur money before your honey fr

  • @tmc14121
    @tmc14121 2 роки тому +36

    The way he turned off the calculator with the quickness LMAOOOOO

  • @tacticsofroddi5889
    @tacticsofroddi5889 2 роки тому +111

    I felt bad for the waiter when he got called out lol

    • @darc6278
      @darc6278 2 роки тому +2

      Dw, they earn so much in tips haha

    • @EnclosedPoolArea
      @EnclosedPoolArea 2 роки тому +7

      @@darc6278 No tips in the UK

    • @quaweeguy
      @quaweeguy 2 роки тому

      @@EnclosedPoolArea Damn really?

    • @EnclosedPoolArea
      @EnclosedPoolArea 2 роки тому +3

      @@quaweeguy yeah the employer has to pay his workers a living wage so they don't live off tips

    • @ZJS0113
      @ZJS0113 2 роки тому

      @@quaweeguy they do get tips, but only off really rich people or rich kids that don't know the value of money. Or the cheeky c*nts have a "service charge", like, mush? I'll go grab my own plate.

  • @tcfusion7044
    @tcfusion7044 2 роки тому +186

    This guys humour is the best on youtube😭😭

  • @moganfreeman6036
    @moganfreeman6036 2 роки тому +13

    When I’m broke, I don’t leave the house.

  • @nithursan9983
    @nithursan9983 2 роки тому +192

    Everytime this man uploads, my day instaly gets better

  • @mahamudsuufi7384
    @mahamudsuufi7384 2 роки тому +67

    Imagine if he brought his own food lol

  • @nataliejohnson1503
    @nataliejohnson1503 2 роки тому +1223

    I once got a complete stranger an entire meal at an EXPENSIVE restaurant. They'd mistook me as thier date. They sat down in front of my and said that they'd forgotten thier wallet, I thought they were just generally speaking that they're broke and since I was getting quite alot of food for one person, we had a meal together and I paid the bill. When they addressed me with the wrong name did I realise that they'd mistook as thier blind date.
    Things didn't go too bad tho, we ended up getting dating anyway and got married 2 years ago. 😆
    Edit: Since when was getting someone who forgot their wallet a meal such a strange occurrence? Everyone's acting like I said, that "Oh, I met this guy on Mars and gifted him Gucci's entire line". I met a guy, we had a date. What, am I to provide CCTV footage to prove weather something in my life happened, find the footage from 2016 The Shell Seafood restaurant in London then. If you don't believe me, just go about your way.

  • @hadi2397
    @hadi2397 2 роки тому +160

    I literally went on a date with a guy who asked me if I had remembered my purse. Like that's the first thing he said - not even a greeting of some kind. This was basically him on the date

    • @Gintoki_Madao
      @Gintoki_Madao 2 роки тому +36

      😭😭
      He could've just asked you out on a picnic or something and pretend it's a romantic walk and hangout

    • @hadi2397
      @hadi2397 2 роки тому +16

      @@Gintoki_Madao i know right but when you're that cheap sandwiches cost money too. He should've stuck to a walk but even then public transport to get to anywhere scenic would be too much to ask for 🥴👍🏻

    • @Gintoki_Madao
      @Gintoki_Madao 2 роки тому +19

      @@hadi2397 😭 ayo
      Dont throw him under the bus like that, My dude has already embarrassed us as it is..
      You can never go wrong with ice cream at least and going to the park swings. Or cooking together 😩
      Oh well...I hope you all the best with the next guy 😂😂😂

    • @hadi2397
      @hadi2397 2 роки тому +11

      Yea ice cream and a walk is always 10/10. Don't have to spend money to have a good time tbh

    • @Mint-cb2vc
      @Mint-cb2vc 2 роки тому +6

      I dated one girl who always wanted to go to the best restaurants, as I paid for her. For my bday promised to make a cake but bought me a bday card instead 😂 Then couldnt understand why I didnt want to date anymore

  • @juuuu0
    @juuuu0 2 роки тому +14

    You know a skits good when one person is playing all the characters but it feels like they're all their own person😂 the actings really good

  • @morpheus6104
    @morpheus6104 2 роки тому +131

    This guy can portray a girl so well I don't know how he does it 😂😂😂

  • @mropinionated1696
    @mropinionated1696 2 роки тому +118

    0:56 that laugh😂😂😂😂

    • @CitrusMenace
      @CitrusMenace 2 роки тому +10

      Truss thats how these prestige Asian girls laugh though

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid 2 роки тому

      @@CitrusMenace ha

  • @sanjays8536
    @sanjays8536 2 роки тому +12

    "Bye brokie" LMAO!

  • @sr2254
    @sr2254 2 роки тому +26

    I’m not sure if I can relate this one

  • @meanest3520
    @meanest3520 2 роки тому +6

    My man brought that Casio school calculators to the restaurant. You know he means business.

  • @MSPardesi1
    @MSPardesi1 2 роки тому +66

    Happy new year bro, looking forward to the skits

  • @zaidm1134
    @zaidm1134 2 роки тому +10

    £8 an hour. 1 hour is nearly enough time pay the meal, he can't attack the waiter. (Its not that deep, what am I doing 🤣🤣)

  • @theonlyprof
    @theonlyprof 2 роки тому +15

    “Lemme order some more mains” 💀 (aunt may)

    • @amoththatthinks
      @amoththatthinks 2 роки тому

      new young italian aunt may dead by green goblin bro

  • @anons000
    @anons000 2 роки тому +3

    If the waiter can afford the meal, he can definitely school your ass on finance 😂

  • @Happtgamer05
    @Happtgamer05 2 роки тому +6

    Pulled out the Casio as well 😂 that’s when u know u have to cut 😂😂

  • @warbearin
    @warbearin 2 роки тому +1

    Its always the violin going off at a violation

  • @Ben-tt6bh
    @Ben-tt6bh 2 роки тому +4

    “Bye Broki” 😂😂😂😂

  • @HEKVT
    @HEKVT 2 роки тому +6

    Dudes so cheap he gonna bring his own chicken and potatoes and cook them in the restaurant.

  • @ayuno-tan3600
    @ayuno-tan3600 2 роки тому +4

    i feel personally attacked...

  • @akagami3
    @akagami3 2 роки тому +1

    Mans deserve oscars with that acting m8

  • @nosanwnw
    @nosanwnw 2 роки тому +1

    Her giggle at 0:55 got meeee ive heard it in too many movies man

  • @abdullahisada8624
    @abdullahisada8624 2 роки тому +3

    the way he says “aye bro”🤣

  • @pi5927
    @pi5927 2 роки тому +1

    Yo that really hit me when he said 2 waters

  • @omidabdollahi1427
    @omidabdollahi1427 2 роки тому +1

    I swear I have a friend like that

  • @ASAPDGAF
    @ASAPDGAF 2 роки тому +1

    Oh you paying ????? Starts smashing C on calculator

  • @josefwakeling7103
    @josefwakeling7103 2 роки тому +4

    i'm not having my first date go like this so imma just focus on college and getting some money up

  • @3lancerofficialmaybe871
    @3lancerofficialmaybe871 2 роки тому +2

    NGL I've pretty much been everyone in this video.

  • @butterb7925
    @butterb7925 2 роки тому +1

    If your broke don’t go dinner mate 😂😂

  • @tanzila2568
    @tanzila2568 2 роки тому +2

    A man said 'did you not eat at home?' broke frrrr
    She really said 'bye brokiee' dead!!

  • @albertalberto2288
    @albertalberto2288 2 роки тому +2

    “Can i have the chicken burger?” “You orderin’ a lot” nah fam im dead 💀

  • @User-fq9lk
    @User-fq9lk 2 роки тому +7

    And I'm the broke boy 🤣😢

  • @toastman6847
    @toastman6847 2 роки тому +1

    "Byeee Brokieee" bruhhhh

  • @matthewn7287
    @matthewn7287 2 роки тому +2

    I must have watched this like 20 times. Never gets old 🤣

  • @KingCudii17
    @KingCudii17 2 роки тому +2

    Bros girl laugh be having me crack up 😂

  • @leemythic4400
    @leemythic4400 2 роки тому +1

    He is so believable as a girl 😂 with the way he acts Lol

  • @user-nr7ui4bi9u
    @user-nr7ui4bi9u 2 роки тому +1

    I feel called out

  • @DK19998
    @DK19998 2 роки тому +5

    I keep forgetting that he records all by himself lol

  • @Elrisq4487
    @Elrisq4487 2 роки тому +2

    ‘Bye brokie’💀

  • @Keoavocado
    @Keoavocado 2 роки тому

    Hahahahaahahshahahahahahahahah the girls faces are SO ON!!!! Hahahahaha “bye Brokie!” 😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭

  • @Nerojan
    @Nerojan 2 роки тому +2

    Bye 'Bro-key' 😂

  • @brodem5597
    @brodem5597 2 роки тому +1

    Bro got his knickers in a twist when he realised that even a waiter is violating him💀

  • @freesiajasmine534
    @freesiajasmine534 Рік тому +1

    She should have run off with the waiter at the end 😄

  • @KakarotOwns
    @KakarotOwns 2 роки тому +4

    When you ain't paying, order the whole menu lol.

  • @dgainx8852
    @dgainx8852 2 роки тому

    The subtle mannerisms are killing it! This guy is top notch

  • @marias6583
    @marias6583 2 роки тому +1

    Bye brokey lolll so cute

  • @covalentbond7933
    @covalentbond7933 2 роки тому +21

    For all the broke guys that relate to this, you don't deserve a woman so focus on yourself until this is unrelatable

    • @ZJS0113
      @ZJS0113 2 роки тому

      Ah, yes, because having a woman is a privilege... 😂🤣😂 you sound like a simp 🤣

  • @RumblingStarter
    @RumblingStarter 2 роки тому

    Dude straight up asked “ is that on the house”

  • @tshegofatsontshegang8171
    @tshegofatsontshegang8171 2 роки тому +1

    Yeah mate, she had two of your chips. That's a charge, add some more because them chips were also sauced up!!!

  • @savedsinner8904
    @savedsinner8904 2 роки тому +4

    Im litterally laughing my ass off. You're awesome

  • @honeybadger8264
    @honeybadger8264 2 роки тому +2

    0:56 wtf is that laugh 💀 😂

  • @Nuharian100
    @Nuharian100 2 роки тому +1

    Cheap Man should be a regular from 2022.

  • @Victo-3r
    @Victo-3r Рік тому +1

    You know it’s a good restaurant when the lemonade is cheaper than the water. Actually that’s probably not a good thing😂

  • @ayl5405
    @ayl5405 2 роки тому

    LMAO I luv how he pretends to be the girl and she start playing with the head cover thingy while shook.

  • @Deedy_speedy
    @Deedy_speedy 2 роки тому +1

    Two tap water mate?😂😂😭

  • @rxjxt
    @rxjxt 2 роки тому +1

    Man brought a calculator 😭💀

  • @deathisnotwhatseems
    @deathisnotwhatseems 2 роки тому

    Me- go home take your Uber.

  • @Lucylu723
    @Lucylu723 2 роки тому

    The title alone already has me HOWLING😭😭😭😭😭😭 LOLLLLL

  • @0oKeZo0
    @0oKeZo0 2 роки тому +1

    The waiter makes more money than the broke boy

  • @fundash5124
    @fundash5124 2 роки тому

    That laughter 🤣😂🤣🤣😂 gets me every time 🥴🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @weebthatlifts5750
    @weebthatlifts5750 2 роки тому

    this is your year. 1m subs incoming. the algorithm is doing its job rn

  • @aladinchatgpt
    @aladinchatgpt 25 днів тому

    you re actually hilarious mate

  • @Xighor
    @Xighor 2 роки тому +1

    Bread Sticks and Tap Water than go home 🤣

  • @Zeesh
    @Zeesh 2 роки тому +3

    Ay can’t lie apnaJ always kills it with the vids😂😂😂 lovelovelove

  • @MrSkillfish
    @MrSkillfish 2 роки тому +2

    POV: of the guy who haggles in a supermarket for 1 € while wearing an 500€ designer jump suit

  • @seba-c7848
    @seba-c7848 2 роки тому

    Jheeez been with u since 83k come along way

  • @hollied6286
    @hollied6286 2 роки тому

    King of comedy for me 👑 it’s so funny because it’s spot on

  • @sirottovonbismarck6776
    @sirottovonbismarck6776 2 роки тому

    How much you wanna bet the bloke is into NFTs, hence being broke.

  • @rsdsosa2225
    @rsdsosa2225 2 роки тому +4

    Another banger prava🧨🧨

  • @hilurgazzali9222
    @hilurgazzali9222 2 роки тому +5

    This ain’t the broke boy, he’s the cheap boy

    • @fromspace7
      @fromspace7 2 роки тому

      Well why would someone be that cheap unless they’re broke lol

    • @hilurgazzali9222
      @hilurgazzali9222 2 роки тому

      @@fromspace7 I've met a lot of generous broke people that give even when they have nothing

    • @fromspace7
      @fromspace7 2 роки тому

      @@hilurgazzali9222 Yeah but my point was that if someone is looking that closely at the prices, they are usually broke.

  • @dabbopabblo
    @dabbopabblo 2 роки тому

    Sometimes I feel like that signature music at the end gets used as a crutch

  • @mkt106
    @mkt106 2 роки тому

    Naah the waiter tried it, ended up getting violated 🤣🤣🤣

  • @marwaqureshi1772
    @marwaqureshi1772 2 роки тому

    "DID U NOT EAT AT HOME " I AM IN TEARS XD

  • @3nyx
    @3nyx 2 роки тому

    did you not eat at home 😂😂😂 and then the stare lool

  • @Notthatguy10
    @Notthatguy10 2 роки тому

    The calculator😭😭😭

  • @Teckbots
    @Teckbots 2 роки тому

    Bro, the way he cleared the calculator 😂

  • @huzaifahussain3397
    @huzaifahussain3397 2 роки тому +2

    bye brokey🤣

  • @SPCTherapy
    @SPCTherapy 2 роки тому

    “Bye broki”… LOL

  • @meenasaravanan18
    @meenasaravanan18 2 роки тому

    Lol..This has to be his best skit ever!❤️

  • @officialdanncardona
    @officialdanncardona 2 роки тому

    Tap water? That's all? Lmao

  • @DejiDigital
    @DejiDigital 2 роки тому +13

    Ok this is hilarious. But for real ladies, have y'all ever experienced some shit like this IRL? like I'm genuinely curious

    • @Bffailkool
      @Bffailkool 2 роки тому +20

      Nah. Its us men who experience this every date. They have their own job and money but somehow men are supposed to pay or we cheap

    • @CitrusMenace
      @CitrusMenace 2 роки тому +5

      Nah im a man but its these prestige Asian girls who never expect to pay the bill they actually order bare expensive stuff too and expect u to pay for everything. That's why I prefer to date white girls

    • @jojonta2119
      @jojonta2119 2 роки тому +16

      @@CitrusMenace Why are you pretending as if white girls don't do the same thing lol tf

    • @CitrusMenace
      @CitrusMenace 2 роки тому +8

      @@jojonta2119 cos in my experience Asian girls are more boujee and more traditional like they expect the man to pay on dates, they don't drive and they wanna get married bare young

    • @d.e5964
      @d.e5964 2 роки тому +4

      I don't date a lot but when I do I take it upon myself to pay for everything. I'm just like that.

  • @beardkun3366
    @beardkun3366 2 роки тому

    I literally felt bad for the imaginary gf. The acting was that good. God dang

  • @mushtaqo216
    @mushtaqo216 2 роки тому

    "Didn't you have like 2 or 3 of my chips?" Bruh...

  • @rkosurvivor
    @rkosurvivor 2 роки тому

    that lil eeeeeerut sound which shit goin wrong kills me

  • @vikramkhehar1451
    @vikramkhehar1451 2 роки тому +1

    Lol man ate at yard first

  • @Ashmaryarose
    @Ashmaryarose 2 роки тому

    Oh wow, yeah you do have food 😂

  • @BAYKING_316
    @BAYKING_316 2 роки тому

    "Bye bro-kee" 😂😂