The Gatherer | FFXIV Parody

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[@yacket]

I saw it! I was level 71. I dismounted and stared at it until it stopped eating rocks and slowly turned around. I was froZen in fear. thankfully, I was obscured by the orbs or perhaps its vision was movement based. It summoned a tank mount and flew away.

[@ChiliFarmer]

Thank you for sharing your story

[@feyefall4855]

*Lurks among the trees waiting for the strange orbless ones to finish their noisy FATE so that I may gather*

[@NekoJanz]

still remember when I first picked up Botanist and another sprout came up to me, wondering how a marauder made it out of La Noscea so early and was somehow attacking trees

[@JKumaD]

OMG PUHLEASE NOT THE CAVE ART 😭 Let us pick up flowers in peace

[@lumilumi2311]

I hope this becomes a series. This is funny. U captured the conspiracy vibes very well

[@TheShadowForgeStudio]

Still remember being a sprout doing the Sylph management MSQ line and having the crap scared out of me when a botanist started chopping trees, the non gathers boon noise is so loud.

[@Jacqli-Rivoli]

*sets up camp in front of the spawn point of an ethereal node and sips tea, waiting for the node to spawn whilst a hunt train demolishes a near by mark*

[@voidskidder]

Then, at midnight, they went out in to the twelveswood with their orb-o-detector and night vision spectacles, intent on finding.... the Thing.

[@becauseimdumb9166]

“Yaaa…on my linkshell”

[@L337Koala]

Haha, this was great

[@Aitherea]

Everything about this is brilliant.

[@qamarqammar7629]

There is an old apple farmer outside of Quarrymill who reported several sightings. You know the one who wants the WoL to settle down and marry his daughter, that guy.

[@handsomejack4125]

"For the last time, old man! I'M GAY!"

[@qamarqammar7629]

@@handsomejack4125 He still doesn't get it. After all these years!

[@kylestewart2829]

Man you are so talented. This is so funny and brilliant thank you

[@lizpopfw]

That wig does some mileage LOL. Love your stuff x

[@girlshapedrobot]

The found footage 😂

[@recondinent2]

I didn't know what to expect but this is honestly quite upsetting a frightening.

[@chiefleo6264]

Lmao. The truth is out there 🧐

[@tsuribachi]

XD XD XD

[@Chriskaa]

Pleeeease XD