The only faction Jon hasn't started a war with or been in a war with is the Imperials, the one faction he's been talking about all game about how war is inevitable. Also Jon you forgot your catapults in Thorn for your crusading army you goofball
I must say I haven't been subscribed for a lot, but this channel is pure genius. The clever commentary and the puns always make me laugh, even when I'm sad. Getting mad when Jon misses things is a really great stress relief. You are great Jon, thank you very much for existing, you glorious bastard!
It's time for more Danish News Scottish forces tried to invade York..either because they thought it was Wales..or they hate life..But our glorious troops have defeated the forces even while hur- This..just in...our friends the Hungary's...have declared war on us...this is a dark day in the history of Denmark...we hope this will end peacefully... .....In other news the Mongals...are stillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll coming
ShiningOne21 The Hungarians have always hated the Danes. It's a bit like Denmark is a stalker constantly pining at Hungary and asking himself why they can't be friends
Scotland start the game with two free units of Highland archers mixed in with their basic Highlanders -- if they don't hold any castles now, that's probably where they got the ones they attacked York with.
They don't start with it, though, it's a rebel castle -- and judging by the colour of the border on the map, they never managed to take it this time around.
The Daily Hugalu Mongolians May Have a cold! Today, In my spying tent there was quite a cough. We may need to go light on the water and start drinking more of this "Wine" that the Khan says we will get. Hope the cough doesn't spread to the Gre- Uh Gangly Danes...
First it was the Poles that stabbed him in the back the faction he was fine with taking over large chunks of the eastern map area. Not long after, when tired of laughing at their countless siege failures, Hungary politely told Jon to fuck off. At one point Jon even considered allying with France remember that? Then England violently refused being an ally, Scotland following shortly after. Now, Hungary is no longer being polite about it. Venetians and the Pope are your only friends Jon, only Jesus is here for you! Kek
In the US Civil War there was a Union cavalry commander named Kilpatrick. His own side's nickname for him was "Kill Cavalry" because what he was 'good' at was getting large numbers of his own troopers killed in reckless actions. That's Jon. Over and over again he throws his cavalry away at the outset of a battle, then later bemoans his lack of cavalry. You can see the same thing in his TWW2 LPs. He throws in his heavy cavalry, then spends a couple of minutes setting up a cinematic shot of a dragon burning up some troops, then goes "Why is my cavalry routing?". When the enemy general charged in to attack the reinforcements, sure would have been nice to have that unit of scouts to flank them and then run down the general, but he'd already thrown them away charging the enemy army by itself.
Wow the defence of York was painful to watch. But I suppose you're allowed a messy battle or two, you've crushed everyone so far this campaign. Love the channel!
At this rate of bugged-out imortal people I'm expecting somebody to make an account for the Toke, the danish merchant who is selling the elixir of everlasting life, now that he tricked his 0 perception overlord into thinking he's dead.
So...I take it that after your statement last part of 'Screw Portugal' and the intro you're team Spain and are willing to hand over the French land you've conquered to us now, correct?
ive been binging this recently and ive slowly come to realise the entire series is just the world vs the evil danish in what we will call World War Jon
John if you want to deal with Rebbles destroying them spawns more where as if you place a watch tower out of the way of major roads they congregate around it and dont cause trouble
You mentioned early on in the playthrough that you had installed a mod that fixed the diplomacy problems in the game. It may sound strange, but are you sure that the mod isn't causing the weird AI with the Mongols?
Yeah, I don't get his constant urge to fight outside during city defences. Costs him way more than necessary. The walls are your friends, Jon! Use them!
Niall Mullenger ...Gallow Glass in English, they were Ireland's equivalent of Samurai, a ferocious mixture of Irish Gaelic fighters and Viking Norse warriors, they ruled the battlefield for hundreds of years.
Huh, okay, fair enough. I was just taking my best guess at it but you obviously know anything at all about the matter unlike me so I won't question it. Thanks for the correction!
Niall Mullenger ...I didn't mean to come across as condescending, actually your pronunciation isn't to far off, the "y" should be silent. It's refreshing to see that someone else remembers these formidable warriors.
Don't worry, no offence taken! I put that weirdly, but that's just me being honest about the fact that I've never even heard of them before (sorry to let you down!), so I was pronouncing it in my head as how I'd do so if I was to say it with a Scottish accent. Now learning that their heritage is Irish (which I know the Celts and Scots were always very closely bonded), I can definitely hear it without the Y more-so.
Niall Mullenger ...Honestly I must check the consensus on the correct pronunciation, different Gaeltacht areas of Ireland have their own dialects as Scots Gaelic would I'd imagine, maybe your interpretation would be correct for your particular region of Scotland.
How inconsiderate of you to offend the Poor Animal this blatatly. My Lord, make no mistake, the animal is truly powerful. I have no doubt that it's net of spies blended into the sertude of important households will be used to full extent. Should it wish to wreak havoc inside your residence, it would not hesitate to do so. Make no mistake, this is not a threat or a warning, but a helpful trivia. With all due, be considerate of the public attitude shown to the animal!
The only way to keep the AI factions neutral is to avoid sharing any borders with them. As soon as you gain a common border with an AI faction, they're on a countdown clock to attack you - doesn't matter if you're allies with them or not, they'll come for you. It can actually be useful keeping your enemies alive as rump empires, because then they'll serve as buffer states. This means you stand a better chance of not fighting 10 separate wars at the same time :P
Son of Skeletor Best I've managed is keeping an ally (hungary, amusingly) for like 30 turns due to absolutely _insane_ monetary gifts while I cleaned up the rest of western europe
Yeah, it's tough. Even marriage alliances don't matter much to the AI, which kinda defeats the purpose. Diplomacy only really matters in the first 25-30 turns of the campaign, and even then its main purpose is squeezing as much money and map info as you can out of the AI factions.
But why wouldn't you want to fight 10 wars at once? It means you can spread wherever you want, instead of having an empire that's really long in one direction.
I don't know if you ever got an answer in later videos, but just incase, bridge battles against Mongols is basically suicide because they have large amounts of long range archers so they wouldn't even need to cross the bridge. Gunpowder could change things for Denmark but otherwise he'd be absolutely slaughtered.
Funnily enough Galloglaih are actually Scottish mercenaries whom mostly served the Irish due to being kicked out of Scotland after they chose the wrong side in the wars of independence, hence why you can recruit them in Ireland, though truthfully many did remain in Scotland, they were just more noteworthy in Ireland.
I think it might be something with the Scottish AI in Medieval 2 being daft for starting silly, unwinnable wars. Though I recall Rome was good for that as well. Happened in a campaign where as France I was this massive power with huge armies and they broke an alliance to attack York, which I held not long after destroying England. The wonders of total war AI :-)
You changed Caen to Cannes? Well thank you VERY MUCH, Jon. When I was in Normandy a few years ago I was on my last day and needed to drop off the hire car I had gotten from elsewhere and then get to the ferry at Ouistreham. I knew the car place was near the Caen railway station but this was pre-smart phone days and that was all I had. So get to railway station. Park. Can't find hire car company. Ring up support phone number. "Hi. I am in Caen in NORMANDY and trying to drop a hire car off. Can you give me directions please from the railway station?" "Sure, leave the station, go left at the carpark and then straight up the hill. Very simple" Okay, these French have a strange idea of hills, but what the hey. Get in car. Drive around. Unsuccessfully. Return. Repeat phone call. Same advice, left at carpark, up the hill. Get back in car. Drive around. Get lost. Drive to ferry port in Ouistreham in vain idea that I might find a different branch of the car hire company there. Drive back. Park. By now I am out of euro coin so are now illegally parked as I can't feed the meter. Ring again. Complain that I can't see the hill and state that I am on THIS streetname. "Really? You should be on OTHER streetname." Explain that I definitely are not. Pause. "Sorry sir, did you say you were in Canne or Caen?" "I'm in NORMANDY in the north part of France." Pause. "Oh. Yeah. Turn right and it's a block away. Sorry about the confusion" So then I had to wait another hour, still illegally parked, because they close over lunch break and in total that was 4 hours of my holiday I was never getting back and I only just got on the day's last ferry. So thank you VERY MUCH, Jon for your most helpful place name corrections. :-P Claire wouldn't have done that to me!
Jon we need to go back in history real quick. We were going to create a statue for Captain Nero but why not name a city after him. I propose we name a city Neropolis after Captain Nero. Thoughts?
Weird thing to note: almost all of your generals in the Southeast (excepting, of course, the illustrious Steve Stenger) are pretty poor, while those from the North-Northwest seem to be pretty good on-balance.
Arsin Thegreat he said in the stream he's gonna be doing war hammer 2 when it comes out and he said he would do something total war instead of the stellar is stream
Welcome to your life There's no turning back Even while we sleep We will find You acting on your best behavior Turn your back on mother nature Everybody wants to fight the Poles
you have spent so much money and not taken so much while preparing for the mongolians and they still haven't attacked, will they before this ends I wonder
Can someone tell me why he has such terrible perception? Does he have a disability that I am not aware of? I have nothing against it if he does, but so many little mistakes have piled up that I wonder when this will cost him dearly.
*York, England* Guardsmen: Sir, I see something in the distance. Captain: What? Guardsmen: It seems to be a large orange hedge. Captain: No you fool! ITS THE SCOTS!!! Last time we saw these men, they were cutting the orange pubic hairs off the dead Scots as war trophies.
Jon if you ever read this I must say that I love and hate this video because I am Scottish also we just wanted iron bruge which sounds like a drink called Irn bru. Which I am drinking right now but still sue for peace and maby help out plz not that you will read this of course
"No need for the flaming arrows."
*Disables skirmish mode*
Same thing...right? I'm a lover not a soldier...
It's the rare Intelligence -1
When Jon says “don’t worry we’ll repair you later” what he actually means is he will replace your corpse with a new person
The only faction Jon hasn't started a war with or been in a war with is the Imperials, the one faction he's been talking about all game about how war is inevitable. Also Jon you forgot your catapults in Thorn for your crusading army you goofball
lol
The people who Jon has most cheered for the death of, was one of the very few who haven't declared war. Says quite a lot about the Holy Roman Emperor.
From the moment he started cheering for the Hungarians to attack the HRE, I knew they would declare war on him at some point xD
Is there a good bakery in Adana?
I could go for a Danish
Strange mix of flavours, a Danish is sweet but you seem to be looking for something *cheesy*
i Khan-t believe you went there...
The horde always wants Moore pastries don't they?
The Mongol Horde You don't seem super eager...
The Horde is clearly taking their movement orders from the Grand Old Duke of York. Obviously England still wants to have some presence in this game.
Jon, are you gonna name a town after Boleslaw the Merciless?
Mas van Hulzen great idea
@Spike No he didn't? Jon stole Boleslav from the Polish with his princess.
The level of indecisiveness is absolutely extraordinary
Funny thing is. Jon has been shitting on the holly roman empire this whole game but they still haven't attack him.😂
Jon: "I must have missclicked" orders wrong units back and lets them run ahead into the enemy army
Not even the Portuguese are mad enough to declare war on Jon. Scotland is the new madman.
Send the 16 year old to delay the horde
I must say I haven't been subscribed for a lot, but this channel is pure genius. The clever commentary and the puns always make me laugh, even when I'm sad. Getting mad when Jon misses things is a really great stress relief. You are great Jon, thank you very much for existing, you glorious bastard!
ProfesorDino hail lord Jon, the glorious bastard 🎉
It's time for more Danish News
Scottish forces tried to invade York..either because they thought it was Wales..or they hate life..But our glorious troops have defeated the forces even while hur-
This..just in...our friends the Hungary's...have declared war on us...this is a dark day in the history of Denmark...we hope this will end peacefully...
.....In other news the Mongals...are stillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll coming
Hungarians*
ShiningOne21 The Hungarians have always hated the Danes. It's a bit like Denmark is a stalker constantly pining at Hungary and asking himself why they can't be friends
Scotland start the game with two free units of Highland archers mixed in with their basic Highlanders -- if they don't hold any castles now, that's probably where they got the ones they attacked York with.
Isn't Inverness a castle?
They don't start with it, though, it's a rebel castle -- and judging by the colour of the border on the map, they never managed to take it this time around.
*waiting intensely for mongol invasion*
The Daily Hugalu
Mongolians May Have a cold!
Today, In my spying tent there was quite a cough. We may need to go light on the water and start drinking more of this "Wine" that the Khan says we will get. Hope the cough doesn't spread to the Gre- Uh Gangly Danes...
I was hoping for Jon to have a peaceful resolution with Scotland, but I guess that isn't happening.
They attacked York! Not my fault!
You should take Caernarvon, and then offer it to them as a peace offering...
Hey, it's peaceful after he kills half of Scotland and subjugates the rest.
Can't war without an army after all.
First it was the Poles that stabbed him in the back the faction he was fine with taking over large chunks of the eastern map area. Not long after, when tired of laughing at their countless siege failures, Hungary politely told Jon to fuck off. At one point Jon even considered allying with France remember that? Then England violently refused being an ally, Scotland following shortly after. Now, Hungary is no longer being polite about it.
Venetians and the Pope are your only friends Jon, only Jesus is here for you!
Kek
Silas Stryder Jesus knows him, and he knows he's right
In the US Civil War there was a Union cavalry commander named Kilpatrick. His own side's nickname for him was "Kill Cavalry" because what he was 'good' at was getting large numbers of his own troopers killed in reckless actions. That's Jon. Over and over again he throws his cavalry away at the outset of a battle, then later bemoans his lack of cavalry. You can see the same thing in his TWW2 LPs. He throws in his heavy cavalry, then spends a couple of minutes setting up a cinematic shot of a dragon burning up some troops, then goes "Why is my cavalry routing?". When the enemy general charged in to attack the reinforcements, sure would have been nice to have that unit of scouts to flank them and then run down the general, but he'd already thrown them away charging the enemy army by itself.
Jon soon you wont be at war with half of the living factions, probably because you will end up killing off most of the factions
Wow the defence of York was painful to watch. But I suppose you're allowed a messy battle or two, you've crushed everyone so far this campaign.
Love the channel!
At this rate of bugged-out imortal people I'm expecting somebody to make an account for the Toke, the danish merchant who is selling the elixir of everlasting life, now that he tricked his 0 perception overlord into thinking he's dead.
Jon gets so damn lucky with the Mongols in this game
So...I take it that after your statement last part of 'Screw Portugal' and the intro you're team Spain and are willing to hand over the French land you've conquered to us now, correct?
King Alfonso VI more like peacefully vassalizing spain rather than the needless killing and wipping out all forms of their culture
I'm sure they're willing to share their land with you.
Which means you're going to be sharing your land with them.
sander heutink potato potahto
You forgot your catapults Jon
ive been binging this recently and ive slowly come to realise the entire series is just the world vs the evil danish in what we will call World War Jon
Jon! You should rename Paris to "Not Paris." It won't have any effect on the AI, but it would be funny to troll the French.
I'm French but can't bear parisians. It's alright for me !
Where are you from Pierre? Britanny or something?
South East, sunny coast. And you ?
North-West, Brisbane.
Nice, Australia ? Cheers from France ! I guess the seas never look the same !
"Things are heating up." You started like 80% of these wars, and are 100% responsible for the crusade!
Perception One Jon Strikes Back.
John if you want to deal with Rebbles destroying them spawns more where as if you place a watch tower out of the way of major roads they congregate around it and dont cause trouble
You mentioned early on in the playthrough that you had installed a mod that fixed the diplomacy problems in the game. It may sound strange, but are you sure that the mod isn't causing the weird AI with the Mongols?
I wonder if inquisitors can kill Mongol Generals
great video Jon
Poor grim his first name literally means ugly in danish
That Scotland fight was pretty messy. A lot of unnecessary casualties.
Yeah, I don't get his constant urge to fight outside during city defences. Costs him way more than necessary.
The walls are your friends, Jon! Use them!
jayxeno
You must be new here lmfao
For the Scot troops; Gallow-glay-ak.
Niall Mullenger ...Gallow Glass in English, they were Ireland's equivalent of Samurai, a ferocious mixture of Irish Gaelic fighters and Viking Norse warriors, they ruled the battlefield for hundreds of years.
Huh, okay, fair enough. I was just taking my best guess at it but you obviously know anything at all about the matter unlike me so I won't question it.
Thanks for the correction!
Niall Mullenger ...I didn't mean to come across as condescending, actually your pronunciation isn't to far off, the "y" should be silent. It's refreshing to see that someone else remembers these formidable warriors.
Don't worry, no offence taken! I put that weirdly, but that's just me being honest about the fact that I've never even heard of them before (sorry to let you down!), so I was pronouncing it in my head as how I'd do so if I was to say it with a Scottish accent. Now learning that their heritage is Irish (which I know the Celts and Scots were always very closely bonded), I can definitely hear it without the Y more-so.
Niall Mullenger ...Honestly I must check the consensus on the correct pronunciation, different Gaeltacht areas of Ireland have their own dialects as Scots Gaelic would I'd imagine, maybe your interpretation would be correct for your particular region of Scotland.
Oink
War Pig Jetzt einen Schweinebraten
Alright! I was starting to run low on bacon.
How inconsiderate of you to offend the Poor Animal this blatatly. My Lord, make no mistake, the animal is truly powerful. I have no doubt that it's net of spies blended into the sertude of important households will be used to full extent. Should it wish to wreak havoc inside your residence, it would not hesitate to do so. Make no mistake, this is not a threat or a warning, but a helpful trivia. With all due, be considerate of the public attitude shown to the animal!
Emperor Heinrich the Chivalrous Plague? Parasites? Poison? Who knows where this damn pig has been.
War Pig Woof?
The only way to keep the AI factions neutral is to avoid sharing any borders with them. As soon as you gain a common border with an AI faction, they're on a countdown clock to attack you - doesn't matter if you're allies with them or not, they'll come for you.
It can actually be useful keeping your enemies alive as rump empires, because then they'll serve as buffer states. This means you stand a better chance of not fighting 10 separate wars at the same time :P
Son of Skeletor Best I've managed is keeping an ally (hungary, amusingly) for like 30 turns due to absolutely _insane_ monetary gifts while I cleaned up the rest of western europe
Yeah, it's tough. Even marriage alliances don't matter much to the AI, which kinda defeats the purpose.
Diplomacy only really matters in the first 25-30 turns of the campaign, and even then its main purpose is squeezing as much money and map info as you can out of the AI factions.
But why wouldn't you want to fight 10 wars at once? It means you can spread wherever you want, instead of having an empire that's really long in one direction.
Das haben sich die Schotten selber eingebrockt.
What have they created?
Do you think you could take on the Mongol Horde over a bridge battle? There is a bridge just north of Antioch where you might be able to make a stand.
I don't know if you ever got an answer in later videos, but just incase, bridge battles against Mongols is basically suicide because they have large amounts of long range archers so they wouldn't even need to cross the bridge. Gunpowder could change things for Denmark but otherwise he'd be absolutely slaughtered.
Funnily enough Galloglaih are actually Scottish mercenaries whom mostly served the Irish due to being kicked out of Scotland after they chose the wrong side in the wars of independence, hence why you can recruit them in Ireland, though truthfully many did remain in Scotland, they were just more noteworthy in Ireland.
never seen a flagallent before in all the time I've played this
Portugal died in the first 30 turns for me. Which was really funny.
Aren't some troops more prone to attacking when not ordered to?
Salute to Captain Jon! whose scouts helped to defeat the Scottish
Normally you spring a trap. in English Denmark, Trap springs you.
Jon, really two wars in a single video !
what the hell is Stonehenge doing at York?
hannahalice1000 Vacationing.
Jon you should bring your cav outside the walls during siege defense! Harass the troops bringing up seige equipment and any missile troops
The title is a reference to Macbeth! I get it!
I think it might be something with the Scottish AI in Medieval 2 being daft for starting silly, unwinnable wars. Though I recall Rome was good for that as well.
Happened in a campaign where as France I was this massive power with huge armies and they broke an alliance to attack York, which I held not long after destroying England.
The wonders of total war AI :-)
You changed Caen to Cannes? Well thank you VERY MUCH, Jon.
When I was in Normandy a few years ago I was on my last day and needed to drop off the hire car I had gotten from elsewhere and then get to the ferry at Ouistreham. I knew the car place was near the Caen railway station but this was pre-smart phone days and that was all I had.
So get to railway station. Park. Can't find hire car company. Ring up support phone number. "Hi. I am in Caen in NORMANDY and trying to drop a hire car off. Can you give me directions please from the railway station?"
"Sure, leave the station, go left at the carpark and then straight up the hill. Very simple"
Okay, these French have a strange idea of hills, but what the hey.
Get in car. Drive around. Unsuccessfully. Return. Repeat phone call. Same advice, left at carpark, up the hill.
Get back in car. Drive around. Get lost. Drive to ferry port in Ouistreham in vain idea that I might find a different branch of the car hire company there. Drive back. Park. By now I am out of euro coin so are now illegally parked as I can't feed the meter.
Ring again. Complain that I can't see the hill and state that I am on THIS streetname.
"Really? You should be on OTHER streetname."
Explain that I definitely are not. Pause.
"Sorry sir, did you say you were in Canne or Caen?"
"I'm in NORMANDY in the north part of France."
Pause.
"Oh. Yeah. Turn right and it's a block away. Sorry about the confusion"
So then I had to wait another hour, still illegally parked, because they close over lunch break and in total that was 4 hours of my holiday I was never getting back and I only just got on the day's last ferry.
So thank you VERY MUCH, Jon for your most helpful place name corrections. :-P
Claire wouldn't have done that to me!
Skapti's not wearing a red shirt for nothing...
Feudal Knights sometimes charge on their own
"Uh it's called a Lahnce...helooooo"
Would anyone kindly tell me what the next livestream series is? Also Jon play more of the witcher series damnit
Alex Haines probably going to finish Andromeda first
Jon maybe move the king to Adana to use is growth bonus to speed up the growth rate
What Scottish Slay? You mean MacBeth?
Jon we need to go back in history real quick. We were going to create a statue for Captain Nero but why not name a city after him. I propose we name a city Neropolis after Captain Nero. Thoughts?
We do slay, thank you Jon
Weird thing to note: almost all of your generals in the Southeast (excepting, of course, the illustrious Steve Stenger) are pretty poor, while those from the North-Northwest seem to be pretty good on-balance.
There’s been snow for soo many episodes
Jon tried to make 2 friends, they both attacked him in just a couple of turns, that's sad
I khan't believe it
Jon ignored Stonehenge.
I just realized, you where fighting Angus the Bruce. One of his Relatives, Roger would later become King of Scotland.
Is Captain Jon related to Admiral Jon?
Says the father of the son of Otto 1, with three other Ottos.
Emperor Henry 2nd.
It's called a lance, Hello?
okay, now say: "Reference: over the head... "
Reference: over the head...
now say "so be it"
I refuse
Is there a reason you are not using assassins to thin out the Mongol generals?
I don't think Jon quite gets siege defences...
Ok, In Jon's defense, half of the wars he is in right now weren't his fault.
I hope Jon plays Shogun 2 or goes back to Warhammer after this series. I think Europe has seen enough bloodshed caused by a Brit with -90 perception.
Arsin Thegreat he said in the stream he's gonna be doing war hammer 2 when it comes out and he said he would do something total war instead of the stellar is stream
I wonder whether an inquisitor could destroy all the mongol generals because of their low piety?
Good to be here after the Pax unification.
Rats I had a bet with King Charles that we and Scotland would make an alliance
Emperor Heinrich the Chivalrous Well I still have access the Danish bank so it won't matter much
How do you check where you placed troops?
Richard L space bar
StephenLikesToast sweet thanks
Welcome to your life
There's no turning back
Even while we sleep
We will find You acting on your best behavior
Turn your back on mother nature
Everybody wants to fight the Poles
scotland never seems to take inverness it's weird
scotland started with those troops
Jon why do you have to show me all these strategy games ? Now im buying Medieval 2,Rome,and Oriental Empires. Thanks alot
Don't forget civ5
Never tell Jon he's mispronouncing something, he'll just change its name.
Laserrifle125 we just need to tell him he is saying the name of cities he doesn't own yet wrong
Dammit
Being a french and watching your serie is painfull --'
I'm portuguese. One of the "mad basterds" :D
Medieval 2 really needs a Sunset invasion mod this is to easy
wait for the mongols
you have spent so much money and not taken so much while preparing for the mongolians and they still haven't attacked, will they before this ends I wonder
I'm guessing the AI gets missions as well, so maybe that's why they blockaded your port
We're never going to fight the Mongols :(
Well... the game is called total war. Is there anyone Jon isn't at war with now?
Turks, Byzantines, Spain, venice and Papal states
Don't forget to buy that master armorer's in Gaza.
Can someone tell me why he has such terrible perception? Does he have a disability that I am not aware of? I have nothing against it if he does, but so many little mistakes have piled up that I wonder when this will cost him dearly.
I've honestly hypothesized he has a vision problem or stigma that he won't tell anyone about and I never got an answer.
JON STOP STARTING WARS!
hey the bloody scotts hit him not his fault.
Scotland started it!
"They did it first is not an excuse! Now go to your room!"
- Literally every single Pope in this game
They were allied to the French
Mate don't underestimate the Scottish. Just ask the romans
Bloody Portugal...
*York, England*
Guardsmen: Sir, I see something in the distance.
Captain: What?
Guardsmen: It seems to be a large orange hedge.
Captain: No you fool! ITS THE SCOTS!!!
Last time we saw these men, they were cutting the orange pubic hairs off the dead Scots as war trophies.
I know I said the Mongols were like the dragons in GoT but they really are
S7Robin nah more like the wight walkers
What is Hungary doing?!
Jon, Scotland starts with a few units of Highland Archers, even though they don't start out with a castle
you should take the settlement in CRIMEA
I can't - I'm pretty sure Venice have it, and they're friends.
Many A True Nerd and the only friends you have at that kkkkkk
The Border Gore hurts my eyes
ENT Productions it is pure art
True... The ms paint lines and enclaves are... exquisite to say the least.
Jon if you ever read this I must say that I love and hate this video because I am Scottish also we just wanted iron bruge which sounds like a drink called Irn bru. Which I am drinking right now but still sue for peace and maby help out plz not that you will read this of course
Why does everyone pronounce it Budha Pest?
because that is how it is pronounced in Hungarian.
I am Hungarian you numpty and no its not.
you're not Hungarian, if you were Hungarian, you'd know it's pronounced Boodapest ...
Én magyar vagyok köszönöm szépen és igen angolul BoodaPest de nem Budha Pest (mint rodent)
Golem Golden A légpárnás hajóm tele van angolnákka
This is medieval 2
Thanks man
Medieval 2 kill everything run.