Steve just sits there silently and watches all the guys tear into Bayonetta. “Yes.” In Bayonetta’s defense, who wouldn’t want a reality warping, master of PvP, master builder, strong yet silent, sounds good to me?
But if Steve respawns like immediately after dying, that means he has been sitting inside Bayonetta's room for nearly a year without doing anything. Not a single time did he think "Hmm, let's go outside and see what the hub-bub is about" until this moment.
Given how Steve will sleep in any bed regardless if it's his or not, there is high possibility that he's taken power naps in multiple fighter's beds, with Bayonetta's just happening to be the last. However, she found out about this, and immediately realized how sketchy it would look
I love how, out of everyone that Bayonetta has flirted with over her long career, the one that did it for her was Cube Man. She saw those polygons and thought "NOW is the time to be naughty."
we... actually dont know what he's feeling. his face never changes and he's not known to verbally express himself beyond pain so for all we know i could be as high-strung as everyone else the would explain his bizarre behavior at times as it relieves stress
Aside from Bayonetta's reaction after hearing info about Steve respawning, I actually like how Kazuya looked pretty intelligent when he's reading a book, while wearing a pair of glasses.
Love how both Simon & Richter went from trying to purify Bayonetta in the beginning to bonding with her just from their reactions. Character development at it's finest.
To me, this is just perfect You also need to consider that Steve respawns almost instantly after dying. Since this takes place several days after the Sephiroth incident, that means Steve was just chilling in Bayonetta's room since he died. This also means he waited in there until Bayonetta came back from hell Edit: I just remembered. Steve can't die from poison. That means he was alive the whole time!! Edit2: Many people are pointing out the existence of fatal poison in Minecraft Bedrock. Thank you for that! I've learned something new
To me it seems that there is more going than what we see.bayos face and voice implies some thing elso in my opinion.plus you gota love how both belmons have had somting special with bayo since simon strait up said that"he thoght she was hes dark quen"and rector said"i know there was somthing betwin you two"so steve do be smashing.
@@Wheodore If anything it makes you wonder how long Steve has been sleeping Bayo's room considering that she'd been only back for such a short time in this arc.
he doesn't even die from most poison too, only instant damage or wither. if sephiroth didn't do his research then there's a decent chance steve walked to her room specifically to do this. bayo knew what was happening immediately too, so either they know eachother very well or he actually did sleep with her and then went and did this anyways. there are a million ways he could have done it, but there is no universe in which it was an accident.
Well, let's see what Steve is packing: 1-Steve is, as confirmed by Microsoft, 6 foot and 2 inches. 2-Steve is not only buff physically, but also in stats, as he can lift millions to billions of tons while sprinting nonstop with no problem, even jumping with no problem. 3-Steve has blue eyes, a tanned appearence and a beautiful beard. 4-Steve is the quiet type (Bayo did say she wasn't into the talkative types). 5-Steve is a master in combate with many types of weapons, both close and long distance. 6-Steve is a master at potion brewing. 7-Steve is a master at enchantments. 8-Steve is a master in survival skills. 9-Steve is a master at blacksmithing (In tools, weapons and armor), leatherworking, fletching, fishing, farming, in cartography, mining, metalworking, building, masonry, in shepherd, etc... 10-Steve is also good at training and teaching (Can help any villager become the best at their profession). 11-Steve is also amazing at bargaining and traiding. Along with knowing how to make others like him. 12-Steve is also experienced in Portal creation and operation. 13-Steve is good at taming creatures (At least a number of them). 14-Steve can acquire a good amount of jewels and gold at any time he wants by just going underground. 15-Steve can cook, and really well. 16-Steve is good at Golemancy, as seem by his ability to create Iron and Snow golems (Sure, they aren't the best of the best, but Steve still CAN do it). 17-Steve has experience with Soul energy, End energy, Portal energy and Knowledge energy (EXP). 18-Steve has experience with matters around healing and reviving (Steve knows how to utilize normal materials to give whatever property he needs, like gold and apples to make Golden Apples. Not to mention that Respawn Anchor exist, so it is canon that Steve can come back from the dead and understand how life and death works). 19-Steve has experience with complex machinery and can create pretty much any type of contraption if given enough time to prepare (Which once again shows how smart he is). 20-Even if small, he does have some resistance to Poison, seem how it is impossible fot the player to die of poisoning, only being left at half a heart (And seeing how even hunger can kill him, it just helps more the case of Minecraft entities have some immunity to poison). And those are just some of them. Sure, Steve may not be THE most powerful among the ones there, but he for sure is well knowledged and versatile in A LOT of things. Bro is strong, tall, tanned, can be as rich as he wants/needs, has a way of working in anything, and overall, he's just very chill. (Fun fact: By looking at how the Exhaustion mechanic works in Minecraft, I'll just say this: Pressing and releasing Shift doesn't lower Saturation, so yes, he can keep going for however long he wants)
Steve doesn't have to actually sleep in the bed, if it's daytime he can just touch it and set it as his spawn. So he did that while Bayonetta was out to troll everyone.
Bayonetta knew her bed was the last one he slept in so your theory is invalid. I just think it might have something to do with him going into the wrong room or something to sleep, since Bayonetta is not into squares..........and it was made official that Bayonetta has a girlfriend
@@TwentySixth_ with no seasonings however, just pure steak with nothing else Since all we do is just chuck a raw beef on a furnace/smoker with coal ready
@Wah Person Steve can carry 10 million tons (Using enchanted golden apple's old recipe and shulker boxes) and his world's gravity is twice as strong, tear down mountains with one hand, overthrow a dimension only using beds, and kill a baby chick without remorse. I think he is pretty strong.
@Wah Person of course, I would say that. One of Link's ability is turning anything he can equip into a lethal weapon, including a flute and a butterfly net. Also in Link's world chickens are nigh immortal, so Steve managing to kill one is an impressive feet.
At first I was gonna bring up that Steve like most players has been known to sleep in random people's bed But Bayonetta's reaction to Steve's revival method suggests that is not the case
Actually considering that's her room, that's a totally normal reaction. Especially if there was stuff in there she didn't want someone seeing and perhaps Steve snuck in while she was out fighting angels one day or something.
@@MasterHand0001 But she got worried the moment she heard that Steve respawns in the last bed he slept in,she definitely knew he was already in her room
Seeing as how most players participate in a little trolling, that means most Steve’s have. This means, statistically speaking, canonically Steve was likely waiting to do a little tomfoolery.😂
This is an old joke that I don't know where started, but some fan art of the Smash Family was made with Steve as the father, Bayo as the mother, and their two children, Joker and Kirby.
I just love the attention to detail in these comic strip like things. The fact the Isabella 2 is reading the OG Minecraft handbook brings so many memories back from when I would read the builder handbook and copy every design block for block in creative mode, then switch to survival a "play" from there. (pretty sure I chopped one tree and left)
Steve - Nothing happened. Guess I didn't have the right food for this things to happen... Simon - Then what were you doing in my bed with Bayonetta? Steve - I just slept because I had only one heart left. She's a bit too curvy for my taste. Bayonetta - Are you calling me fat!?
That's a sound theory, although we also have to assume which version of Minecraft he is from. Java Edition poison doesn't kill, only sets you to half a heart. Bedrock Edition poison will kill you.
@@mercenarydelta7351I play bedrock so I can say that poison doesn't kill you, at least it's not supposed to. Who knows what kind of bugs you'll run into
I like the small detail about Isabelle holding one of the Minecraft handbooks! Tho she was holding the building one. I think you should’ve made it the green one
Either this turns out to be an affair, or a bigger misunderstanding. Cause Minecraft Steve just appears out of Bayonetta's bedroom like some hotshot and getting her busted in front of others.
Bayo: *Yelling to calm Simon down* Simon: *Yelling because of heartbreak* Ritcher: *Yelling because of betrayl* Fox: *Yelling to get everyone to calm down* Pikachu: *Yelling........for the sake of yelling I guess*
Steve is the true villain, he doesn’t want to kill anyone, he wants them to kill each other. Proper troll and griefer right there, he makes Minecraft’s fan’s proud.
Did... Did Simon just call Bayonetta his "Dark Queen" and they did it behind Richter's back. I also like how Fox is the one to try and calm everyone down.
In the patreon bonus panels, since a comic involving a drinking contest between Bayonetta and Pyra that lead to Bayo spending the night with Simon, the two had a secret relationship. Richter found out from Chrom (during the comic where everyone tried to get into the hospital to see Mythra, Chrom was launched into the ceiling by Jugglypuff, catching the affair). Richter had been trying to bust the couple since.
@@angel-of-light-kelly1355 thank for this information, but why pikachu there yelling. Was he helping Richter in busting the couple, is he Simon wing..non, or is he just adding fuel to fire.
@@angel-of-light-kelly1355 Actually, it came from the previous comic where if you take a real good look in the background of, I believe 1:03 you can see Simon with hearts around his head looking at Bayo and Richard not being too happy about it.
@@101k_with_no_video I'm not holding out hopes for the implications, but there is a small chance that Steve was setting up an elaborate prank, taking advantage of Bayo's ignorance to his ability when she found him sleeping in her room and then made specifically timed the moment he came through the door for this. He is known to troll. XD
In case you were wondering, before everyone died, beyonetta had a sleepover with some other smash fighters like villager, Simon, richter, Isabelle 1, and some more, but Steve forgot to reset his spawn point after the sleepover as the very next day everyone was poisoned and died.
Minecraft is a cube-shaped world, does that apply the Steve down there too?.. Holy shit either Steve has godlike technique or Bayonetta is extremely flexible
Okay but this means this entire time he's just been vibing in Bayonetta's room while everybody goes about reviving all the other fighters. So the real question is what the hell has STEVE been doing?
He was drunk, thought Bayoneta's room was his room. Lyed on bed. Bayoneta thow him outside. He slept under the tree. Then he got poisoned. Respawned. Still thought it was his room. Decided to continue sleeping.
@@boreddamian1226 actually, technically he can In minecraft there are two poison effects, poison, which does what poison normally does, and fatal poison, which does kill
@@boreddamian1226 I never said anything about withering Fatal poison isn’t the wither effect, it’s an actual standalone effect, try using the /effect @s fatal_poison command
Given that I don't know of anyone being Bayo's partner, I'm going to say she just loaned him a bed so he wouldn't break anything like the craft hobo players can be.
What if Steve woke up in a different bed, but spent the whole time people were dead just going around and stealing stuff from everyone else’s beds and just so happens to be in Bayonetta’s bed? Then again, what’s with Bayonetta’s response to Isabelle’s claim before then?
She could have just caught him sleeping in her room before, he does just go and sleep in random people's beds. Even worse he probably INTENTIONALLY waited for the worst possible time to come out of her room
A sequel comic idea: It was a earlier morning star fox would come out of his room and walk to the kicthen to make himself something to eat,upon entering he saw Bayonetta and Steve at the table having their breakfast he didn't think much about them being well togther cause that didn't bother him,but something came to mind. He would sit at the table and begin talking to Steve. Star fox:"Hey Steve?" Steve:"Yeah?" Star fox:"So last night I was trying to sleep but woke up to some weird noises. Like slime noises and zombie groaning or moans. Did you by chance make a mob farm underneath the building?" Bayonetta's eyes widen at the question as she was drinking from her mug of coffee blushing like mad,while Steve stayed unphased. Steve:"Probably either that or my pet parrots mimicking them." He replied to star foxes question. Star fox chuckled abit before he stood up and went to have either cereal or a full breakfast.
I like to think that Steve never actually had any sort of interaction with her, but instead makes a habit of occasionally napping in other fighters' beds just to troll folks in the event of his death. that, or he actually has his bed elsewhere, and was just lurking in _her_ room for trolling purposes.
Lets just be frank... Steve sleeps in any bed to get through the night... meaning its no suprise to find him in some random bed much like Minecrafts villagers own homes To him any bed will do
Simon: You slept with Steve! Richter: You slept with Bayoneta! Robin: You didn’t sleep with Daisy! *Everyone stares at Robin* Chrom: Robin, I don’t think the same logic in our world doesn’t apply to- Corrin: He’s right, think about the skill inheritance and growth rates if Simon were to- Red: They’re NOT Pokémon! Robin: But Simon’s speed is- Red: I’m just going to call Officer Jenny.
Ah so that's why Steve wasn't in hell after Sephiroth killed everyone.
Yup
Sonic: I like elevator no no square
Steve is immortal, he can respawn any time he wants when he dies.
the real question is why he took so long to hit respawn XD
Sephiroth: I’m an Angel too!
Affinity: We don’t buy it.
i love that this implies hes been alive for the entire story and just decided to come out of her room right as isabelle says that
He must had found Bayonetta’s bed really damn comfy that he slept their for who knows how long
Betcha he was AFK this entire time
Steve: It's showtime
@@sorashirogane7039 that is too funny
@@YuhBoiBaker 20 seconds ago😎😎
Steve just sits there silently and watches all the guys tear into Bayonetta. “Yes.” In Bayonetta’s defense, who wouldn’t want a reality warping, master of PvP, master builder, strong yet silent, sounds good to me?
you forgot that steve is kinda literally GOD if he goes in creative
He must’ve bought her out. BT
I mean he can mine gold and jewels. What girl wouldn’t want that.
Someone wants the square D
I love how Steve just aggressively opens the door like a kid on Christmas Eve
@@444traper XD
But if Steve respawns like immediately after dying, that means he has been sitting inside Bayonetta's room for nearly a year without doing anything. Not a single time did he think "Hmm, let's go outside and see what the hub-bub is about" until this moment.
He was just waiting his turn
Behold, the wonder of plot convenience.
He had to click "Respawn" first
He was AFK.
He just went in bayonetta's room and waited for enough fighters to show up
Everyone: *in complete chaos*
Steve: 😐
Or 🙂😈
Or 🤫🧏🏻♂️
Or 🙇🏾♂️
Or 🗿
Or 😂
Given how Steve will sleep in any bed regardless if it's his or not, there is high possibility that he's taken power naps in multiple fighter's beds, with Bayonetta's just happening to be the last. However, she found out about this, and immediately realized how sketchy it would look
My dude is in denial that the block man hit that
I’m just imagining bayonetta walking into her room just to see Steve sleeping fully clothed in her bed and just leaving
@@thefancytophat3662 I know think Steve hits with everyone
I find this idea funnier than god hitting. he let himself in and took a nap
Bro is literally just a square stacked on 5 rectangles.
Can we talk about Simon being so sad about Steve "possibly" sleeping in bayonetta's room? Did he just get over all the witchy stuff eventually?
I don't think he's sad about Steve doing stuff with Bayonetta if you catch my drift.
Apparently there’s a whole romance subplot on wooden tree studio’s patreon so that probably has something to do with simon’s reaction
Yeah there is, he’s dating dark samus now
@@GreenEyedPsycho if that's the case, then I'm finna go to the website right trucking now!
Can we also talk about Pikachu getting sad? I thought he was fine with sleeping with Ash's mom.
The instant look of "oh god" on Bayonetta's face before Steve opened the door... It was priceless.
So she did have his bed next to hers..
I wonder how she handled all those sharp corners?
Well how could she resist? Just look at that chiseled, square jawline.
@Roblox Leaf Well...
She definitely screwed SOMETHING! XD
I mean Steve can also put spawn point without sleeping soo... Yea
I love how, out of everyone that Bayonetta has flirted with over her long career, the one that did it for her was Cube Man. She saw those polygons and thought "NOW is the time to be naughty."
The realization Jokers father tried to flirt with me-
those polygons are apparently better than any table.
Steve is a 6,2 man who can jump a distance of 24 feet and his arms and legs are 10 inches thick I’d do em too
@@mryeet7653he's also stupidly strong
@@mohammadsyazwigeoffrey7325 turns out when you can life *infinite* you get a lot of women
Steve is watching everything burn to the ground like it's a village while he's in creative mode
This is an underrated comment!❤😂
Yeah... Things get real freaky when Steve puts his bed next to yours. He can do some wild stuff with redstone repeaters.
Oh, god.
Is it bad that I know exactly what you're talking about?
Don’t forget boats and end rods.
@@anotherwilliam9199 your to pure to know this
@@anotherwilliam9199 animal+redstone+end rod= some bad stuff
Bayonetta deserves her own sitcom show like “Bayo-Witched” parody of “Bewitched”!
I’m sure a lot of people won’t understand the reference.
Ha, i get that reference.
That should be it's own comic.
I agree! 😎
A show where she’s a sexy and badass beach lifeguard. Bayo-Watch.
I like that Steve has just been chilling in bayonettas room waiting for the most dramatic entrance possible
If I was playing as him. I would do the exact god damn thing I don't care how long it takes. The reward would satisfy me for life.
Considering this version of steve is known for his traps, that sounds pretty much like what any troll player would do
He's like "Hey, guys 😐"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nah the player went for hot pockets
The roomies: "So, about Steve..."
Bayonetta: "Uh, well, you see..."
Steve: *"HI GUYS!!!"*
*Sigh* "Hiiii, Steve."
Is that a smg4 reference?
@@An_old_acount Bowser's Kingdom, actually.
Wario and other villains:Hey!steve do you have a diamon pickaxe?because ours broken apart.
*Simon looks at Bayo*
Simon: You CHEATER!!! I’M GONNA KILL YOU!!! YOU WITCH!!! YOU CHEATING WITCH!!!
To be fair, Steve with beds is like Link and Pots. He can, and will set them as his spawn points.
Isabelle: when Steve dies he will reappear in whichever bed he slept in
Steve: *behind the door* I’m about to do what’s called a pro gamer move
later after seeing steve with bayonetta:
alex: *climbing a cabinet and hit steve with an elbow drop*
@@starvulpinestudio was Alex jealous?
@@misterfox7210 Its somewhat canon that Steve and Alex are dating because it refered Alex as Steve's girlfriend on a Minecraft Lego set.
@@misterfox7210 maybe
@@kingcreeper81 , considering they are seemingly the only human builders around by story, it would be understandable for them to get so close.
I love how Simon has gone from trying to kill bayonetta to bayonetta being his dark queen
Thier little thing started after Bayo got smashed during Girls night and woke up with Simon in her bed.
Let me guess….bonus panels?
I mean, Captain N kinda proves he's a simp.
That's hilarious.
When did Simon try killing Bayonetta?
I find so funny how steve just came out of the room with his neutral expresion, like if there was nothing wrong about it
we... actually dont know what he's feeling. his face never changes and he's not known to verbally express himself beyond pain so for all we know i could be as high-strung as everyone else the would explain his bizarre behavior at times as it relieves stress
@@_Sage967_ unless in minecraft bedrock edition, in which case he would blink occasionally
@@bluesky_cupy5158 if its pocket then he goes to the menu and switches to *smug skin B)*
Wait so what does bayonetta have to do with this
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I love the detail of Isabelle reading one of the actual Minecraft guidebooks.
The wrong one, but one of them nevertheless
Aside from Bayonetta's reaction after hearing info about Steve respawning, I actually like how Kazuya looked pretty intelligent when he's reading a book, while wearing a pair of glasses.
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Let’s not forget that Steve could have helped at any time, as he spawned almost immediately
maybe he sat in the death menu for a min
@@toymaster4041 he just heard "Or the most resent bed he's slept in" and was like "this is the perfect time to respawn"
Nah he was down in the mines gathering mats for his next battle.
@@dragon-du6ew master of trolling
@@dragon-du6ew I agree as he is most likely a troll.
Love how both Simon & Richter went from trying to purify Bayonetta in the beginning to bonding with her just from their reactions. Character development at it's finest.
To me, this is just perfect
You also need to consider that Steve respawns almost instantly after dying. Since this takes place several days after the Sephiroth incident, that means Steve was just chilling in Bayonetta's room since he died. This also means he waited in there until Bayonetta came back from hell
Edit: I just remembered. Steve can't die from poison. That means he was alive the whole time!!
Edit2: Many people are pointing out the existence of fatal poison in Minecraft Bedrock. Thank you for that! I've learned something new
He could also choose when to respawn, if auto respawn is off meaning he waited until the moment his appearance could cause the most chaos
To me it seems that there is more going than what we see.bayos face and voice implies some thing elso in my opinion.plus you gota love how both belmons have had somting special with bayo since simon strait up said that"he thoght she was hes dark quen"and rector said"i know there was somthing betwin you two"so steve do be smashing.
@@Wheodore If anything it makes you wonder how long Steve has been sleeping Bayo's room considering that she'd been only back for such a short time in this arc.
he doesn't even die from most poison too, only instant damage or wither. if sephiroth didn't do his research then there's a decent chance steve walked to her room specifically to do this.
bayo knew what was happening immediately too, so either they know eachother very well or he actually did sleep with her and then went and did this anyways.
there are a million ways he could have done it, but there is no universe in which it was an accident.
nah, he just didnt die from the poison until he died from hunger
From what we know about Bayonetta's personality in the games, Steve must've done something *impressive* to bed her rather than get teased to death
Steve is a Chad so
Didnt carykh make a whole video about how much he can lift?
Well, let's see what Steve is packing:
1-Steve is, as confirmed by Microsoft, 6 foot and 2 inches.
2-Steve is not only buff physically, but also in stats, as he can lift millions to billions of tons while sprinting nonstop with no problem, even jumping with no problem.
3-Steve has blue eyes, a tanned appearence and a beautiful beard.
4-Steve is the quiet type (Bayo did say she wasn't into the talkative types).
5-Steve is a master in combate with many types of weapons, both close and long distance.
6-Steve is a master at potion brewing.
7-Steve is a master at enchantments.
8-Steve is a master in survival skills.
9-Steve is a master at blacksmithing (In tools, weapons and armor), leatherworking, fletching, fishing, farming, in cartography, mining, metalworking, building, masonry, in shepherd, etc...
10-Steve is also good at training and teaching (Can help any villager become the best at their profession).
11-Steve is also amazing at bargaining and traiding. Along with knowing how to make others like him.
12-Steve is also experienced in Portal creation and operation.
13-Steve is good at taming creatures (At least a number of them).
14-Steve can acquire a good amount of jewels and gold at any time he wants by just going underground.
15-Steve can cook, and really well.
16-Steve is good at Golemancy, as seem by his ability to create Iron and Snow golems (Sure, they aren't the best of the best, but Steve still CAN do it).
17-Steve has experience with Soul energy, End energy, Portal energy and Knowledge energy (EXP).
18-Steve has experience with matters around healing and reviving (Steve knows how to utilize normal materials to give whatever property he needs, like gold and apples to make Golden Apples. Not to mention that Respawn Anchor exist, so it is canon that Steve can come back from the dead and understand how life and death works).
19-Steve has experience with complex machinery and can create pretty much any type of contraption if given enough time to prepare (Which once again shows how smart he is).
20-Even if small, he does have some resistance to Poison, seem how it is impossible fot the player to die of poisoning, only being left at half a heart (And seeing how even hunger can kill him, it just helps more the case of Minecraft entities have some immunity to poison).
And those are just some of them. Sure, Steve may not be THE most powerful among the ones there, but he for sure is well knowledged and versatile in A LOT of things.
Bro is strong, tall, tanned, can be as rich as he wants/needs, has a way of working in anything, and overall, he's just very chill.
(Fun fact: By looking at how the Exhaustion mechanic works in Minecraft, I'll just say this: Pressing and releasing Shift doesn't lower Saturation, so yes, he can keep going for however long he wants)
Fox looks great here. Seriously, the artist did him justice
This takes the phrase "What if we put our Minecraft beds next to each other" to a whole new level XD
More like it takes the phrase to one of its logical conclusions.
Steve:what if i put my minecraft bed next to your demonic bed?
Bayo:idk
Steve:*pulls out redstone repeaters* :))
*pulls out a piston*
oh no
*pulls out a ender rod*
Steve doesn't have to actually sleep in the bed, if it's daytime he can just touch it and set it as his spawn.
So he did that while Bayonetta was out to troll everyone.
Bayonetta knew her bed was the last one he slept in so your theory is invalid. I just think it might have something to do with him going into the wrong room or something to sleep, since Bayonetta is not into squares..........and it was made official that Bayonetta has a girlfriend
@@TheGodlikeDragon girlfriend
@@TheGodlikeDragon *cough* recent update allows you to set your spawn point on bed in daytime, so you dont have to sleep in order to set spawn
@@ssctiyo4735 Then shw knew he clicked at day? but...how?
He has to punch it during the day, not just touch it.
Steve mustve been having too much fun with his steak with Bayonetta
i mean his medium rare steak does taste amazing
@@TwentySixth_ must’ve had a cooking party cuz when he left the room I remember it being well done
@@TwentySixth_ with no seasonings however, just pure steak with nothing else
Since all we do is just chuck a raw beef on a furnace/smoker with coal ready
Too bad they nerfed his steak smh man
Relax Steve just slept in bayonetta’s bed while bayonetta slept on the couch
"I KNEW SNEAKING IN THERE WOULD BRING ME JOY ONE DAY"
I love how everyone jumped on Bayonetta and not Steve, well who would want to jump on the guy who can literally break gold with bare hands
Gold's soft, but to punch cow to death in what, 5 hits? Now that's a guy you don't wanna mess with.
@Wah Person Steve can carry 10 million tons (Using enchanted golden apple's old recipe and shulker boxes) and his world's gravity is twice as strong, tear down mountains with one hand, overthrow a dimension only using beds, and kill a baby chick without remorse. I think he is pretty strong.
Steve can break materials harder than diamond with his bare hands, it just takes a while.
@Wah Person I can break your heart using my bear hands,it just takes a while.
@Wah Person of course, I would say that. One of Link's ability is turning anything he can equip into a lethal weapon, including a flute and a butterfly net. Also in Link's world chickens are nigh immortal, so Steve managing to kill one is an impressive feet.
At first I was gonna bring up that Steve like most players has been known to sleep in random people's bed
But Bayonetta's reaction to Steve's revival method suggests that is not the case
Or maybe it’s just the first time
Actually considering that's her room, that's a totally normal reaction. Especially if there was stuff in there she didn't want someone seeing and perhaps Steve snuck in while she was out fighting angels one day or something.
@@MasterHand0001 stop the denial. They fucked.
@@MasterHand0001 But she got worried the moment she heard that Steve respawns in the last bed he slept in,she definitely knew he was already in her room
Plot twist: Steve didn't actually sleep with Bayonetta. He just slept there alone while no one was looking, so that he could do a little trolling.
We do a little trolling
We engage in a minor amount of tomfoolery
Reality:
Steve panicked and went for the nearest bed to him to save himself, and happened to stumble across Bayonetta's room.
Seeing as how most players participate in a little trolling, that means most Steve’s have. This means, statistically speaking, canonically Steve was likely waiting to do a little tomfoolery.😂
He probably thought "your cool imma be your rommate." He treats every bed as their bed.
And *THIS* is why Steve is one of the most powerful video game characters ever.
And yet, he can’t jump over a fence lol
@@cooldawg5575 he flies over it lmao
He is the strongest video game character, so this scenario makes sense, plus we all know Bayonetta would probably do this
@@cooldawg5575he can with jumpboost
unless he's playing on hardcore mode
You cannot sleep while monsters are nearby.
I like how this implies Steve was sleeping the entire time they were reviving people
I think he was just mining his own business.
@@exiegelastweekgamer1571 Oh, that was
Crafty
@@exiegelastweekgamer1571 🤣
Good one
@@exiegelastweekgamer1571 Steve has a habit of stealing beds
Huh, never knew Bayo was into blockmen. You learn something new everyday
Steve and his BBC ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This is an old joke that I don't know where started, but some fan art of the Smash Family was made with Steve as the father, Bayo as the mother, and their two children, Joker and Kirby.
@@Aflay1 big block chiken
The more you know 🌈
Steve in 0:34 be like:"Yep, that's me, Steve. And you guys are probably wondering how I end up in this situation."
Nice reference
@@achoch ty
69 likes, nice
@@songtaowang3603 love it
"The short story? Sex. The long story? Also sex."
I love how the room spontaneously bursts into flames upon Steve entering like the devil
I just love the attention to detail in these comic strip like things. The fact the Isabella 2 is reading the OG Minecraft handbook brings so many memories back from when I would read the builder handbook and copy every design block for block in creative mode, then switch to survival a "play" from there. (pretty sure I chopped one tree and left)
Just wanted to ask does anyone have memories of these Minecraft handbooks?
I love how isabelle 2 is like: "I don't get it, why did he spawn in your room." While Isabelle 1 "O my gad gurl you didn't"
Steve - Nothing happened. Guess I didn't have the right food for this things to happen...
Simon - Then what were you doing in my bed with Bayonetta?
Steve - I just slept because I had only one heart left. She's a bit too curvy for my taste.
Bayonetta - Are you calling me fat!?
Steve - No I just prefer Blocks to Circles
@@NewSoupWiiHii that sounds like a violation lol
"a bit too curvy!" Ha!
Besides he is a compromised man(Alex).
if you break his bed he’ll respawn at a different place where he spawned in so technically you literally can’t kill him unless he’s own hardcore
but you can trap him
@@Lord0x he can die of starvation, so, yeah, he cant really die
@@tposingsonic3412 unless you fed him ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@achoch By minecraft logic, you cant force fed him
@@tposingsonic3412 ik that was a joke that in Minecraft we force breed villagers
Bayo and Simon: argument
Steve: menacing standing
Richter: my ships have came true.
Fox: do you people have to argue every single Tuesday.
Pikachu: Agressive pika pika
Steve never really died, he was just on half a heart from the poison.
yeah that checks out.
That's a sound theory, although we also have to assume which version of Minecraft he is from.
Java Edition poison doesn't kill, only sets you to half a heart.
Bedrock Edition poison will kill you.
@@mercenarydelta7351I play bedrock so I can say that poison doesn't kill you, at least it's not supposed to. Who knows what kind of bugs you'll run into
@@shwinglemanaccording to others, there’s an unused effect called “Fatal Poison”, which is, well, fatal poison.
Master Chief: That's why i didn't save him when we saved the space fighters
Why would he be in space
He knew Steve would want to do these things so he didn't revive him so he could do his own prank.
I like the small detail about Isabelle holding one of the Minecraft handbooks!
Tho she was holding the building one. I think you should’ve made it the green one
Well it also makes sense cause the building one would ALSO explain how beds work since they’re a vital part of any base system and home.
@@Starlitsoul0359 true
I guess steve doesn't need to be revived, he can revive himself
Unless he's in Hardcore mode...
@@antonitocotter447 true
@@antonitocotter447 Totem of Undying: are you sure about that
@@ssctiyo4735 That's not really Steve reviving himself; more of the totem reviving him... and even then it's only temporary...
@@antonitocotter447 if you're not dead then it doesnt matter
Especially when you fell into the pool of lava
Can we just talk about the fact that there are two Isabelles and they're both adorable?
Very clever, couldn't think of a better gag for this scenario. Shout out for the creativity
Did anybody else repeat this video over and over just so they could hear the delivery of everyone’s lines at the end? XD
I repeated the video so i can hear steve opening the door the moment isabelle said the most recent bed
Yes, I did do this.
Yup, though Fox's voice seems the easiest to hear out of the cacophony.
N-n...y-y-yes
Lmao I love how Isabelle is reading from the official minecraft guide for building
Either this turns out to be an affair, or a bigger misunderstanding.
Cause Minecraft Steve just appears out of Bayonetta's bedroom like some hotshot and getting her busted in front of others.
The sheer Fact they NEVER resolved this Plot line and just had Bayo and Simon get with other people is both funny and Sad
Steve never even died, poison never kills in Minecraft. But Bayonetta dug her own grave by reacting
She could've just invited him to play devil may cry and he was so tired from all the ridiculous combos. She lent him her bed.
Bayo: *Yelling to calm Simon down*
Simon: *Yelling because of heartbreak*
Ritcher: *Yelling because of betrayl*
Fox: *Yelling to get everyone to calm down*
Pikachu: *Yelling........for the sake of yelling I guess*
Pikachu: (I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT! *LOOOUD NOISES!)*
Steve : 😐
Steve: *opens door* Hey guys, what’d I miss?
Steve (After everyone starts arguing): *blank stare* This is fine.
🎤What is love? Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me, no more.🎺
Pikachu’s yelling because everyone else is yelling and he doesn’t know what’s going on LOL
"Or he respawns next to the bed he slept in"
Bayonetta: (It was at that moment, she knew, she f**ked).
Quite literally...
@@fictionfan0 i was about to say that aswell
I was going to say you forgot the word "up" at the end, but no you were right, that's what she did.
Steve is the true villain, he doesn’t want to kill anyone, he wants them to kill each other.
Proper troll and griefer right there, he makes Minecraft’s fan’s proud.
I didn't know Bayonetta was into squares.
Did... Did Simon just call Bayonetta his "Dark Queen" and they did it behind Richter's back. I also like how Fox is the one to try and calm everyone down.
I can't tell if Pikachu is trying to help fox and calm everyone down or is trying to add fuel to fire.
In the patreon bonus panels, since a comic involving a drinking contest between Bayonetta and Pyra that lead to Bayo spending the night with Simon, the two had a secret relationship. Richter found out from Chrom (during the comic where everyone tried to get into the hospital to see Mythra, Chrom was launched into the ceiling by Jugglypuff, catching the affair). Richter had been trying to bust the couple since.
@@angel-of-light-kelly1355 thank for this information, but why pikachu there yelling. Was he helping Richter in busting the couple, is he Simon wing..non, or is he just adding fuel to fire.
Except in this comic, Bayo and Simon were straight up holding hands. What other confirmation did he need?
@@angel-of-light-kelly1355 Actually, it came from the previous comic where if you take a real good look in the background of, I believe 1:03 you can see Simon with hearts around his head looking at Bayo and Richard not being too happy about it.
Steve just has that blank stare while everyone is fighting I love this character xD
He doesn't have any animation to emote besides crouching up and down.
@@xbloxlive5454 the universal symbol of peace
Maybe Steve accidentally went into Bayonetta’s room and slept there, before Sephiroth killed everyone
Well, she knew what was the last bed where Steve slept...
then how would Bayonetta know that steve was there
@@101k_with_no_video thatz a good point
@@101k_with_no_video
I'm not holding out hopes for the implications, but there is a small chance that Steve was setting up an elaborate prank, taking advantage of Bayo's ignorance to his ability when she found him sleeping in her room and then made specifically timed the moment he came through the door for this. He is known to troll. XD
@@Mr_Triscuit for months on end however is unlikely, though they probably just didn't notice him when he did his things.
Y'all just know those corners must've given Bayonetta a unique experience.
Steve was probably the first one to die because he knows that it's permanently safe for him no matter what
Guys calm down. Steve just had a nightmare and went to bayonetta because her room was closest.
Ok I believe you
@@colerowe8890 but my tommy gun don't!
@@lordoofingtonxxiv6174 how did you get a tommy gun man
Wait, but Minecraft respawns are practically instantaneous, so…have Steve and Alex been alive this whole time?
Yes.
Don't forget Zombie and Enderman.
@@Diamond_2403 they are mob not player man
@@creeperduc.2998
Ye but in Smash they could just be skins.
@@Diamond_2403 hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
So,Steve has been AFK this whole time?
And what a way to introduce yourself to the rest of the gang.
It’s funny that Bayo and Simon was holding hands as well.
In case you were wondering, before everyone died, beyonetta had a sleepover with some other smash fighters like villager, Simon, richter, Isabelle 1, and some more, but Steve forgot to reset his spawn point after the sleepover as the very next day everyone was poisoned and died.
also steve never died lol
poison doesn't kill in minecraft (even hard mode)
it does in hardcore mode but then steve won't be able to respawn period
@@Adir-Yosefthere is such thing as fatal poison in bedrock edition, but since this is regular poison… Steve basically survived
Richter: "My ancestor is a heretic!... My disappointment is immeasurable... and my day is ruined."
I told you Steve pressed the respawn button
Turns out he wasn’t in hardcore
shouldn't the poison won't kill him, even at hardcore poison can't kill steve
I thought she killed Steve at first but after a while I just realized what she ACTUALLY did to Steve
Kinda interesting that Steve was just lounging around in Bayonetta's room for the past number of months.
Steve: my favorite show watching things go down.
Minecraft is a cube-shaped world, does that apply the Steve down there too?..
Holy shit either Steve has godlike technique or Bayonetta is extremely flexible
nah notch said their normal shaped at one point
@@NewSoupWiiHii Notch quit the job, it's up to Jeb
@@blitzbase good point.
I'd go with the latter. Bayo in her games is capable of some insane flexibility with her stunts.
Okay but this means this entire time he's just been vibing in Bayonetta's room while everybody goes about reviving all the other fighters. So the real question is what the hell has STEVE been doing?
He was drunk, thought Bayoneta's room was his room. Lyed on bed. Bayoneta thow him outside. He slept under the tree. Then he got poisoned. Respawned. Still thought it was his room. Decided to continue sleeping.
@@maksymkukharenko7800 Steve can’t die of poison
@@boreddamian1226 actually, technically he can
In minecraft there are two poison effects, poison, which does what poison normally does, and fatal poison, which does kill
Withering doesn’t count
@@boreddamian1226 I never said anything about withering
Fatal poison isn’t the wither effect, it’s an actual standalone effect, try using the /effect @s fatal_poison command
Given that I don't know of anyone being Bayo's partner, I'm going to say she just loaned him a bed so he wouldn't break anything like the craft hobo players can be.
Simon was holding her hand.
Newly respawned Steve: “Hi guys! Did I miss something…?”
Me: “No…..you just *decided to cause something* instead 🤦♂️ lmao.” 🤣
*I have a feeling Steve knew what he was doing...*
Sticky + end rod + redstone repeater.
Yea, I think so too. There's a good chance this was an elaborate prank that he set up. And poor Bayo didn't see it coming until the last second.
What if Steve woke up in a different bed, but spent the whole time people were dead just going around and stealing stuff from everyone else’s beds and just so happens to be in Bayonetta’s bed?
Then again, what’s with Bayonetta’s response to Isabelle’s claim before then?
Meaning that she may be aware of that her bed might have been the closet to where Steve died
She could have just caught him sleeping in her room before, he does just go and sleep in random people's beds. Even worse he probably INTENTIONALLY waited for the worst possible time to come out of her room
Well that’s another character back, I love that Steve continues to be the stoic troll even in death and freshly revived!
I love how Fox is trying to stop the fight.
I like how Fox is the only one trying to de-escalate the situation.
I didn't know Steve had game like that. Is it wrong that I now have the most respect for him out of everybody in the Smash series now?
I mean, Bayonetta and Sonic are married with Joker as their son according to Sonic's Twitter it's canon. So he had game too.
@@KingofBeasts444 source?
Bayonetta wanted those blocks to herself and Steve could make anything she wanted. 😎
I saw this comic on their website, but seeing it dubbed is something else! Keep up the good work!
I like to imagine Steve's just been trying to get the world record this entire time, not even aware Sephiroth tried killing him
Plot twist Bayonetta slept in a sleeping bag on the floor after steve placed her bed in the air 2 meters below the ceiling.
I mean in bayonetta's defense did you all see Steve's steak when he first got released? Bayonetta just had to try the meat before they got patched. 😭😉
Fox, the only smart one in this scenario.
A sequel comic idea:
It was a earlier morning star fox would come out of his room and walk to the kicthen to make himself something to eat,upon entering he saw Bayonetta and Steve at the table having their breakfast he didn't think much about them being well togther cause that didn't bother him,but something came to mind.
He would sit at the table and begin talking to Steve.
Star fox:"Hey Steve?"
Steve:"Yeah?"
Star fox:"So last night I was trying to sleep but woke up to some weird noises. Like slime noises and zombie groaning or moans. Did you by chance make a mob farm underneath the building?"
Bayonetta's eyes widen at the question as she was drinking from her mug of coffee blushing like mad,while Steve stayed unphased. Steve:"Probably either that or my pet parrots mimicking them." He replied to star foxes question. Star fox chuckled abit before he stood up and went to have either cereal or a full breakfast.
Underrated lmao
@@killerofthenightofficial very 😎
Wait thos sounds weren't parrots or zombies or slime
@@ultranecrozma8960 there are parrots in minecraft which can mimic the noises of mobs.
@@zcgamerandreacts2762 i know that
I like to think that Steve never actually had any sort of interaction with her, but instead makes a habit of occasionally napping in other fighters' beds just to troll folks in the event of his death.
that, or he actually has his bed elsewhere, and was just lurking in _her_ room for trolling purposes.
First time I've seen Bayonetta panic priceless
Lets just be frank... Steve sleeps in any bed to get through the night... meaning its no suprise to find him in some random bed much like Minecrafts villagers own homes
To him any bed will do
Even bunk beds.
But she knew before he came out
Steve really gave her the sword of Justice!
I would love to think that Steve used a powerful potion of swiftness to make things exciting!
Nah he used commands to make it one hell of a time.
Not gonna lie, I expected to hear the Minecraft opening door sound when Steve left the room
Steve you lucky Bastard!
How would that wor- NOPE! I'm not gonna even question it.
Simon: You slept with Steve!
Richter: You slept with Bayoneta!
Robin: You didn’t sleep with Daisy!
*Everyone stares at Robin*
Chrom: Robin, I don’t think the same logic in our world doesn’t apply to-
Corrin: He’s right, think about the skill inheritance and growth rates if Simon were to-
Red: They’re NOT Pokémon!
Robin: But Simon’s speed is-
Red: I’m just going to call Officer Jenny.
Red robin yum