JB Smoov--You are sooo right. However, since the 1990s, parents have had more and more of their parental authority stripped away by the State. Social Workers teach children how to call them. Even back in 1988, when my son was in kindergarten, his first homework assignment was to teach him, on a photocopy of a telephone key pad, how to dial the number for Child Protective Services.
One MercilessMing sadly kids do get murdered and abused by their parents so it’s necessary kids also know they have resources checking a kids room is not a state protection
@@ChefMireilleGKT--There are plenty of cases in CA's social services where they have been called REPEATEDLY to homes and they, the social workers, allow the status quo, resulting in the murder of a child. In my quarter century of teaching in an inner city ghetto/barrio district (yes, the entire district), I was faced with the seamiest side of parental and step-parental cruelty to children. Stocking burns, cigarette burns, hot food deliberately smashed into a child's face, mama's boyfriend bedding the daughter and mama turned a blind eye, neglect, incest...you name it. EVERY SINGLE CPS referral I turned in was returned to me as "unfounded". I was told that I simply didn't understand the lifestyle. Well, NO, I DIDN'T. I could not and can not understand the lifestyle that would sell a daughter in exchange for parental drug fixes, or brothers/step-fathers/boyfriends/bio fathers having sex with the 12 year old girls in the family home. I attended too many children's funerals and I finally retired because I just couldn't do it one more day.
Damn right it starts at the house!! He's so spot on.. It's not that difficult to check in with your kid's in your own home... Can't stand it when parents make Sorry Ass excuses...
I got lippy with my father once as a kid. He looked over at me and said, "How old are you now? I said, "11." He said quietly, "Would you like to see 12?"
Tell me about it.. My parents knew I had a single cigarette hidden in my pant pocket the only time I got a cigarette from my friend home and questioned me about it.. found my porn stash hidden under a box bed I had to lift to retrieve it.🤣 i kid you not
@@kentseaman2190 Pretty much my standard response. My 21 yr old decided to move out at 19 and she's been struggling since. Still not finished with college and stresses every month to pay her rent and car. If she would have been a good girl and stayed home none of this would be happening to her. All I asked is she not disrespect her mom and I by coming home at 3am, keep her room clean, and go to church with us. Small price to pay for an easier life until she graduates college. Younger generation don't know when they have it made.
As a recently retired teacher he's exactly right. Everything begins at home. It amazes me that parents today have no idea what their kids are doing. I always say quit trying to be your kids friend and be the parent. That's what you are. Kids don't have privacy in YOUR house. Shoot, when I moved out of my parent's house I had to ask if I could take my bed!😊
When I moved out, my mom was upset I was taking my dog with me! Lol. I love my parents ❤️🙏🏼 They were strict, shared their knowledge with me & I turned out pretty good.
I lost count how many times I played this. My Italian mother would conduct search and seizures in my room never falling for, "I'm just holding it for a friend..."
Lol you looked guilty, you felt guilty and confession was only a Hail Mary away!! I know. I'm an Irish Catholic. .ok lapsed Irish Catholic but the memory remains lol
I have always told my kids that I would be going through their things whenever I felt like doing so. Needless to say, I never found anything. They were either smart enough to keep whatever they had elsewhere or they were angels. Lol!
Look in da room!!! For real. Someone once told me she couldn’t take the computer out the son’s room when I said he’d do better in school without the video games as a distraction. Poor lady just didn’t understand she could just walk in, unplug the computer, and do what was best for her son.
Amen! It boggles my mind when parents think their kids’ room is “their space”. Bullshit. I pay the mortgage and my daughter’s room is MY damn business. She knows I go through her room and if she doesn’t like it she can move out as soon as she’s 18. Until then everything she does is MY business.
David Nolen - I know that feeling. Even after my kids moved out, sometimes I would call them and ask “What’s wrong? Are you nauseous?” They’d call me when I was out of town and ask “Pop, what just happened? Did you bash your shin?” Nice to be that connected, isn’t it?
c. 1977, my mom walked in to me crying in my room. I said "I need to shave my legs again! It's prickly!!!" She got that stern science look on her face. She said, "Your eyes look dopey. Come here." She kissed my forehead. "Yeah. You're burning up with fever." I was blazin' about 101, with just the regular kids' flu of the year. Mamas always know.
he is too funny it’s a rule my parents were not your friend your pal but your parents and they knew everything including what was in your room lv his videos and his facial expression 😂
I grew up with 10 brothers and sisters. My parents almost ALWAYS knew what was going on. It was like living with the Gestapo. With that many kids my dad's favorite quote was "children should be seen and not heard."
Love everything about this guy! His expressions are priceless, ... I can relate to every one of his skits! He never fails to make me laugh out loud even during our quarantines...a breath of fresh air. I hope he’s around making us all laugh for another couple of decades. GOD bless him.😇
I checked out Sebastian’s book from the library yesterday and turned it in this morning. It was so good! The last paragraph in the acknowledgment section made me tear up.
😂😂😂 the way he imitates his father omg I’m dying 😂😂😂 my father would literally say the same shit the same exact way 😂😂😂 “drink a little ???” “Little drunk ??”” Lmao!!! I cant deal . I’m telling you italian parents are like hawks
LisaNYC70 haha that’s so funny . I absolutely love Greece . unfortunately I haven’t met many Greeks in my life but the ones I have have always been so nice and good looking !! There’s a saying in Italy, mainly in the south we say about Greeks “Una faccia una razza “ one face one race . We are close cousins 🇬🇷🇮🇹🇬🇷🇮🇹❤️❤️
One of my kids refused to clean his bedroom. Said it was his room and he could do what he wants. I told him it was my house and I want a clean house. So if he didn't clean his room I would. BUT, I would throw away anything I thought unimportant. I would know all his secrets. I would put things away where he couldn't find them. I would do a thorough clean: drawers, closets, under the bed. Oddly enough, he cleaned his room.
@Jack Benton She was a nut head. She had all those weapons because she thought there was gonna be a civil war or something and wanted to be ready to protect herself. She had too much money and too much time to kill on her hands smh
Made me think of all the parents of these screwed up damn school/church/theaters/ concerts shooting fools. Our parents knew where we we're, who we we're with, and what we we're doing. We had limits and knew not to test them or they'd be consequences. Ignoring parents: Take some damn responsibility raising your kids. And discipline them damn it. They can't function as adults if you don't teach them this.
@@lamar9331 Parents aren't *allowed* to discipline their kids any longer. Leftist lawyers, judges and politicians have basically made it illegal to do so.
Years ago i heard a Mom phone in to a radio show saying that when she found out her kid had "contraband" she removed ALL the doors and drawers from his room and was checking it daily. When he complained about it to her she told him not to call her Mom anymore but by her new name instead: SOSUMI😂
I know, right. Somebody else was commenting about his sad face at the end that revealed what a devastating problem it all really is and how he realized this, and I'm just thinking, What? You mean that satisfied grin when his joke blew the roof off the joint?? :D
My grandmother LOVED to snoop in my room DAILY listened in on all my conversations on the phone too pretending to hang up when I got a call downstairs lol this was before cell phones
Damn. I know this is comedy, but in a way it saddened me. His expression at the end made it seem as if, even within the joke itself, he felt and understood how devastating this problem really is. When we continue to live days in which shootings happen so often we've become desensitized to them.
My friend who’s a teacher told me last night that his second grade class are the ones who told him about squid game. Scary world of parents out there. Really reminds me of this clip.
This is not a joke. It's a public service announcement!
JB Smoov--You are sooo right. However, since the 1990s, parents have had more and more of their parental authority stripped away by the State. Social Workers teach children how to call them. Even back in 1988, when my son was in kindergarten, his first homework assignment was to teach him, on a photocopy of a telephone key pad, how to dial the number for Child Protective Services.
One MercilessMing sadly kids do get murdered and abused by their parents so it’s necessary kids also know they have resources checking a kids room is not a state protection
@@ChefMireilleGKT--There are plenty of cases in CA's social services where they have been called REPEATEDLY to homes and they, the social workers, allow the status quo, resulting in the murder of a child. In my quarter century of teaching in an inner city ghetto/barrio district (yes, the entire district), I was faced with the seamiest side of parental and step-parental cruelty to children. Stocking burns, cigarette burns, hot food deliberately smashed into a child's face, mama's boyfriend bedding the daughter and mama turned a blind eye, neglect, incest...you name it. EVERY SINGLE CPS referral I turned in was returned to me as "unfounded". I was told that I simply didn't understand the lifestyle. Well, NO, I DIDN'T. I could not and can not understand the lifestyle that would sell a daughter in exchange for parental drug fixes, or brothers/step-fathers/boyfriends/bio fathers having sex with the 12 year old girls in the family home. I attended too many children's funerals and I finally retired because I just couldn't do it one more day.
JB Smoov ~ Yaaasss! 🤣
EXACTLY!!! Fucking parents need to fucking wake up!!!
“The kid is going to school dressed as Darth Vader. Look in the room!” LOL!!!
I lost it when he said that!!!
Also if the kid dresses like "the undertaker", casual wear is camo and combat boots. Check room for ammo crates.
"LOOK IN THE ROOM!"
we need this on a billboard, ASAP.
Yes!!!!
Gave me GOOSEBUMPS!!! COZ ITS SO F...KING TRUE!!!
“It starts at the house.” Truer words were never spoken.😂
His facial expression when he imitates the parents...”we had no idea🤪” PRICELESS! 🤣
thats also my orgasm face. come party with me, princess.
I about fell off of our couch on that one, I so relate to this guy, 🤣, this is my best friend and I's sense of humor through and through!
🤣🤣🤣
Face looked like Vince McMahon
100 percent!!!
Look in the room. It starts at the house.
Damn right it starts at the house!! He's so spot on.. It's not that difficult to check in with your kid's in your own home... Can't stand it when parents make Sorry Ass excuses...
Zaya Gilana just like government corruption starts in your town!!!
@@SkepticCat-pz1zz I know and its in every town or city too.Even HOA associations they rip off people.
True Zaya and nice pic
This dude is saving comedy.
I got lippy with my father once as a kid. He looked over at me and said, "How old are you now? I said, "11." He said quietly, "Would you like to see 12?"
My dad exactly!
Hahaha!!!!
It’s what kids need today...STRONG FATHERS! mothers can’t raise boyz.
When my father came home everyone hid with fear.
@@ateam388
Yep
That was me
My parents not only looked in the room - they went thru every drawer. I was 23.
Tell me about it.. My parents knew I had a single cigarette hidden in my pant pocket the only time I got a cigarette from my friend home and questioned me about it.. found my porn stash hidden under a box bed I had to lift to retrieve it.🤣 i kid you not
big spoon if you are 23 and living at home, it’s bound to happen
@access 😂😂😂
My dad would quiz me to death and run into my room and closet randomly to make sure I'm not hiding any boys there
23 and still at home? i guess the basement until 40+? sorry, my bad. retreat to your safe space.
Kids: Privacy!!!
Parent: if you want privacy.., go buy your own house..
Haha. Thats what mine always said. Me at 10 yrs old, "NOT FAIR, IM NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO WORK YET MOM!"
Parents: "Our house, our rules"
@@anniefannycharles9951
Me to my son.....oh I'll find some work for you to do. Lol!
So true with my mom and dad back in the day
@@kentseaman2190 Pretty much my standard response. My 21 yr old decided to move out at 19 and she's been struggling since. Still not finished with college and stresses every month to pay her rent and car. If she would have been a good girl and stayed home none of this would be happening to her. All I asked is she not disrespect her mom and I by coming home at 3am, keep her room clean, and go to church with us. Small price to pay for an easier life until she graduates college. Younger generation don't know when they have it made.
As a recently retired teacher he's exactly right. Everything begins at home. It amazes me that parents today have no idea what their kids are doing. I always say quit trying to be your kids friend and be the parent. That's what you are. Kids don't have privacy in YOUR house. Shoot, when I moved out of my parent's house I had to ask if I could take my bed!😊
Tamah Taylor Amen! And thank you for your service to our children. I have so much love for the teachers who care. ❤️
When I moved out, my mom was upset I was taking my dog with me! Lol. I love my parents ❤️🙏🏼
They were strict, shared their knowledge with me & I turned out pretty good.
LOOK IN THE ROOOOMM 🤣🤣🤣🤣 spot on, weren't NO privacy in my house growin up
Your whole upbringing, or downfalling, whatever, starts at the house...
(this is deep, lol)
I lost count how many times I played this. My Italian mother would conduct search and seizures in my room never falling for, "I'm just holding it for a friend..."
Me too!
My mom was your classic Irish Catholic mom. She knew IMMEDIATELY if something was wrong wth one of her kids lol.
Lol you looked guilty, you felt guilty and confession was only a Hail Mary away!! I know. I'm an Irish Catholic. .ok lapsed Irish Catholic but the memory remains lol
Same
I love his old school mentality, and morals! It's refreshing! Good, old-fashioned common sense is not so common anymore!
Amen! It does start in the house 😅
Sebastian is soooooooo RIGHT!!!! It starts in the home!!!! Oh, and I work for an Elementary School!!!! So yeah!
Maybe it starts with your gun control laws
Sebastian should be giving advice like this to as many as possible, maybe even take his simple way of looking at things, and run for president.
I have always told my kids that I would be going through their things whenever I felt like doing so. Needless to say, I never found anything. They were either smart enough to keep whatever they had elsewhere or they were angels. Lol!
An enlightening reminder to us parents, made through in a jokingly manner!! Thank you Mr. Sebastian Maniscalco!!
Greetings from Vienna, Austria.
Look in da room!!! For real. Someone once told me she couldn’t take the computer out the son’s room when I said he’d do better in school without the video games as a distraction. Poor lady just didn’t understand she could just walk in, unplug the computer, and do what was best for her son.
Amen! It boggles my mind when parents think their kids’ room is “their space”. Bullshit. I pay the mortgage and my daughter’s room is MY damn business. She knows I go through her room and if she doesn’t like it she can move out as soon as she’s 18. Until then everything she does is MY business.
True. If my son has a bad day at school, before he even gets home. I get a "gut" feeling.
David Nolen - I know that feeling. Even after my kids moved out, sometimes I would call them and ask “What’s wrong? Are you nauseous?” They’d call me when I was out of town and ask “Pop, what just happened? Did you bash your shin?” Nice to be that connected, isn’t it?
Italian parents always check their kids room.
this guy teaching us how to living the good life. manners etc.
I'm glad someone finally said this on a big stage!👍
He is so Right about the Weapons in the Rooms of every Kid that did attack his School.
Are you kidding me? I'm crazy about this guy! ; he's a riot !
Everyone that needs a really good laugh. I encourage you to watch Sebastian. He is the best comedian in my book. His expressions are fantastic! 😂🤣
So true!! My mum looked in my room and now am looking in my daughters
....EPIC.... and less than a minute and a half !!!
This dude is a living legend lol
c. 1977, my mom walked in to me crying in my room. I said "I need to shave my legs again! It's prickly!!!"
She got that stern science look on her face. She said, "Your eyes look dopey. Come here." She kissed my forehead. "Yeah. You're burning up with fever."
I was blazin' about 101, with just the regular kids' flu of the year. Mamas always know.
The first time i heard the darth vader portion i had actual tears running down my eyes and i lost my breath. This dude is WAY too funny!
It’s not snooping it’s saving your kids life!!
My mum read all my journals. Scarred for life.
NEVER and I mean NEVER write anything down you don't want known lol It's EVIDENCE !!! :o)
Look up narcicisst mothers. Dr Grande's vids
I never write anything.
Your journals scarred her for life?
@@timpauwels3734 no, me! And I'm joking, kinda! My parents are like his.
he is too funny it’s a rule my parents were not your friend your pal but your parents and they knew everything including what was in your room lv his videos and his facial expression 😂
This made me cry so damn hard🤣😂😂!!!
Ohh yeah, my parents checked my room, all the freakin time. Right after I got on the bus 🚌.
"We had no idea" 🤣🤣🤣
I grew up with 10 brothers and sisters. My parents almost ALWAYS knew what was going on. It was like living with the Gestapo. With that many kids my dad's favorite quote was "children should be seen and not heard."
Love everything about this guy! His expressions are priceless, ... I can relate to every one of his skits! He never fails to make me laugh out loud even during our quarantines...a breath of fresh air. I hope he’s around making us all laugh for another couple of decades. GOD bless him.😇
“It starts at he house!” No truer words!!!
I checked out Sebastian’s book from the library yesterday and turned it in this morning. It was so good! The last paragraph in the acknowledgment section made me tear up.
😂😂😂 the way he imitates his father omg I’m dying 😂😂😂 my father would literally say the same shit the same exact way 😂😂😂 “drink a little ???” “Little drunk ??”” Lmao!!! I cant deal . I’m telling you italian parents are like hawks
You are so right! My dad was Italian also from Sicily. I love listening to Sebastian!
Greek parents too!! My Italian friends parents and my parents would share notes lol
LisaNYC70 haha that’s so funny . I absolutely love Greece . unfortunately I haven’t met many Greeks in my life but the ones I have have always been so nice and good looking !! There’s a saying in Italy, mainly in the south we say about Greeks “Una faccia una razza “ one face one race . We are close cousins 🇬🇷🇮🇹🇬🇷🇮🇹❤️❤️
One of my kids refused to clean his bedroom. Said it was his room and he could do what he wants. I told him it was my house and I want a clean house. So
if he didn't clean his room I would. BUT, I would throw away anything I thought unimportant. I would know all his secrets. I would put things away where he
couldn't find them. I would do a thorough clean: drawers, closets, under the bed. Oddly enough, he cleaned his room.
I hope you still went in there anyway to see what's up. Like you said, it's your house...his room included.
So true. Parents need to know everything their kids are doing.
Not possible, to know "EVERYTHING" they're doing; however, I'd certainly know what they were up to, in my house.
lol at everytime he taps the mic he says the point
This bit immediately made me think of the parents of the Columbine H.S. shooters.
drakg002 it was supposed to
@Jack Benton She was a nut head. She had all those weapons because she thought there was gonna be a civil war or something and wanted to be ready to protect herself. She had too much money and too much time to kill on her hands smh
Made me think of all the parents of these screwed up damn school/church/theaters/ concerts shooting fools. Our parents knew where we we're, who we we're with, and what we we're doing. We had limits and knew not to test them or they'd be consequences. Ignoring parents: Take some damn responsibility raising your kids. And discipline them damn it. They can't function as adults if you don't teach them this.
@@lamar9331 If those adults fail in life but procreate anyway.... that's a whole lot of a lost cause.
@@lamar9331 Parents aren't *allowed* to discipline their kids any longer. Leftist lawyers, judges and politicians have basically made it illegal to do so.
Hell,we werent even allowed to sleep with room doors closed😂
His breath control and volume is so perfect when articulating words and expressing things.
The way he says "nineteen grenades" sounds so crisp.
No kid gets privacy when I pay all the bills! No - never- ever!
When mom said "time's up" on a phone call - - she'd unplug it from the wall. Click.
Guy is so funny
And speaks Truth
My pops brought me up from Guatemala, mom was from there, and if I acted up he would tell me he could take me back down anytime..lolol
My mom sniffing my face ...gawd
Me (at 16): "Stop snooping around my room!"
My father: "It's MY room and you're MY kid. I'm responsible for you if you screw up, so I'm gonna snoop."
He is spot on!
"Honey, he's got 16 bazookas, 10 grenades, and a copy of Mein Kampf. Hold up, this game called "Doom" is the real problem here."
Years ago i heard a Mom phone in to a radio show saying that when she found out her kid had "contraband" she removed ALL the doors and drawers from his room and was checking it daily. When he complained about it to her she told him not to call her Mom anymore but by her new name instead: SOSUMI😂
PREACH!
Clue: Dressed as Darth Vader....LOOK IN THE ROOM!!!!!
Friggin genius of comic truths!!!!!!!!!!
I can’t find a reason not to like this guy.
So very well said.
Totally agree!!!
Lot of truth said in Jest,parents know what ur kid is up to.
My grandmother passed away almost 20 years ago. One of her favorite and often repeated phrases was: "Many a truth was spoken in jest."
Brett OBerry
Aww,that's really cool,she was totally correct.
My mom used to say, "You can have privacy when you get married" lol... I could have 'everything' when I got married...👰 except a decent husband...🤔
So true: my mom would say "its all going to happen when you get married" sure did, divorced 6 years later. Horrible marriage.
Husband was *your* choice, dear. Trust your parents when they say that guy ain't worth sht. They're right.
His smirk at 1:20 like “They all liked that one”
I know, right. Somebody else was commenting about his sad face at the end that revealed what a devastating problem it all really is and how he realized this, and I'm just thinking, What? You mean that satisfied grin when his joke blew the roof off the joint?? :D
It starts in the house. Yep it starts at home 👏🏾👍🏾
My parents were too afraid to step foot in my room on account of all of the stray socks laying around my bed and the noises that ensued each night.
YES Sebastian!!!!!!!
🤣The best of the best!🤣
It starts at the house !!!
Haha yup Ma & Pa were always up in my room with a fine tooth comb 😅
Yep, I went thru everything! She said I invaded her privacy, I handed her the phone to call the police!
Kids need structure, discipline, and rules. They don't need hands-off 'friends' as parents.
My grandmother LOVED to snoop in my room DAILY listened in on all my conversations on the phone too pretending to hang up when I got a call downstairs lol this was before cell phones
😂 yes it starts in the house!!
So true back in the day before cellphones u always caught a parent calling your friends 20 questions later u got to talk to your friend
Love it
Damn. I know this is comedy, but in a way it saddened me. His expression at the end made it seem as if, even within the joke itself, he felt and understood how devastating this problem really is. When we continue to live days in which shootings happen so often we've become desensitized to them.
You mean that satisfied grin on his face when he realized his joke blew the roof off the joint? 01:20.
Amen brother!
Thank you
true, so very true Seb.
My dad comes in my room and he’s like “oh that’s nice, pistol and knife just chillin on your bed huh?” 😂
This is the smartest and funniest bit at same time. Comedy gold, "Darth Vader" 😅
You just described my dad!
Absolutely !!!
Best ever.
My friend who’s a teacher told me last night that his second grade class are the ones who told him about squid game. Scary world of parents out there. Really reminds me of this clip.
My words exactly! All the problems start at home!
Facts!!💯
"Active shooter" problem in a nutshell.
LOOK IN THE ROOM.😂
LOVE LOVE LOVE
It starts at the house....exactly .....
Thanks a lot dude...now i have to find some other place to hide my 16 bazookas
YESSSSS!!!!!