FBI Won’t Share Proof of Covid Lab Leak | MTG the Math Whiz | Gov. Lee’s Drag Double Standard
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- Опубліковано 28 лют 2023
- FBI Director Wray won’t say why his department feels Covid “likely” leaked from a lab, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene says America’s math skills are slipping, and Tennessee’s governor is seeking to criminalize drag performances in that state despite having tried himself as a young man. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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That clip of MTG trying speak a number needs a warning ⚠️
Bowling Balls are sharper than MTG🤡
And have weightier minds as well.
Colbert is a hero.
Always punching up not down.
As we say in the South: "MTG - bless her heart!"
How dare you sully the good name of neanderthal women 🤣🤣
Yeah, they're smarter!
Neanderthal women were known to work hard and get important tasks done without frivolity, all for the good of themselves and their community.
Can we bring back neanderthals and replace Mrs. Resting-Bitchface with one?
Some of my best friends are Neanderthal women.
@@BobPagani I'd rather be friends with that neanderthal gal, than Marj "the howler monkey" Greene! She looks friendly. Marj looks mean.
how dare you insult neanderthals like that! 🤣
"Our school system failed our children, just look what it did to me." - An honest MTG
"Is our children learning"
That what happens with republicans defunding education.
Performance art like drag has been a thing since the times of the Ancient Greeks. Women were forbidden from performing on stage until the 1600's.
Drag is NOT a new concept. Prejudice against it is.
I can't ever remember laughing at 45 in a good way. In a hilarious way. I'm so glad we can laugh at moments like this with President Biden, because he is a genuinely good man.
Absolutely
You from California?
I have low confidence that Subway’s tuna is actually tuna. They should follow George Santos’ example and say it’s “tuna-ish”.
creative. love it ❤🔥
I saw Monty Python's Life of Brian when I was nine.
Brian's mother was played by the late great Terry Jones, and arguably had the most famous line in the entire movie: "He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy!"
The closest I ever came to being influenced was from me and my siblings reciting other Monty Python skits from memory during long car trips.
You know what the average child sees when they see a man in drag? They see an adult who still knows how to play pretend just as they do.
That's how I interpreted it too. People in drag has always been part of theater, as well. I wonder if Terry Jones were still around, if he could've talked some sense into John Cleese's sad view on the issue.
@@tonapittman John Cleese grew up in the time of theater, he even dressed up in drag quite a few times in the Monty Python show and movies. You should research stuff before you spout your mouth off on subjects you no little about.
I think I speak for many of us when I say; huh?
I wrote out the numbers MTG was ranting about for my 5th graders. THEY could ALL read them correctly. But, in her defense, we're in California.
Touché
Very funny.
It's almost like education is funded by taxes!
I think even 5th graders in Texas could read them. And THAT'S saying something!
Did, did Grampa Joe just SHARED a kinky nurse story to a bunch of nurses!? NO, Grampa!! NOOO!! Pearl TRUSTED you to keep that on the D.L.!!!
No one's ever accused MTG of being the smartest person in the room.
Even when she's the only one in the room.
Wouldn't it be way worse if MTG and her ilk were capable people instead of bumbling idiots?
Same with AOC.
You will notice how none of the Colbert supporters questioned his stance on the vaccine either.. what’s worse? 😂
I'm legit convinced you are all bots
I think “you dick” was the BEST way to end this monologue. Thanks for the laughs!
Colbert says what we think. Out loud. ❤💙💙
Good covid hit piece. The best clapping seals ever .
“ Stop trying to score political points at the expense of human beings you dick” love it!
Marjorie "5 million 1 thousand hundred thousand million 1 five thousand I didn't got to medical school " Green😁
The mtg bit😂"The vibe I'm getting is nurse who pockets the codeine"😂 Love it.
So Tennessee. Ranked the 9th worst State to live in. Drag Legislation is the most important issue?
Oh, dear old Aunt Marge! She's that one kid in high school who always thinks she knows more than the teacher even though her GPA in -60.4.
The irony of mocking someone else's intelligence while having no idea how to proofread or what a GPA is... 🤣
@@00SmileTime00 Yet still closer to Einstein than MTG.
Is Tennesse banning drag racing too? That’s also a drag show.
Why are the FBI treating FOX as a news channel?
3:10 this might be my favorite description of MTG, mostly because it's so accurate 🤣
MTG just failed at math and reading simultaneously. Truly a talent.
WUHAN CHINESE LABS FUNDED BY AMERICANS (DOCTOR FAUCI) LEAKED COVID!!!!!
ACCORDING TO THE FBI AND THE DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY
Lol. Right
She is a MAGA person!😆😂🤣
Don't forget peach tree dish and the gaspacho police.
You mean: she can multi-task!
The side by side of Marge Traitor Greene with her twin was HILARIOUS!
Her twin was prettier, and looked more friendly and approachable, though. Marj is insane, stupid and just plain mean.
Im perfectly willing to accept the Neanderthal as my ancestor I really really dont want to accept MTG as part of the human gene pool or human at all.
Colbert called out the low confidence on these 'intelligence' reports. Bravo.
Margorie Taylor Greene trying to do math was priceless! My tears came out from laughing so hard! 🤣😂
"Margorie Taylor Greene trying to do math was priceless" - The funny thing is that she wasn't even doing any math. She was trying to read a simple number and failed. Imagine being so stupid that you literally cannot read a number (without having a medical reason).
I thought she was trying to do meth ....
Majorie is what we sane people used to call a KOOK!!
Now she has been elevated to : PAB
Oh she's not a kook! she's a wacko!😂
@@Schwarzkald MTG should never be left without adult supervision!!
All the kooks in Ga voted for her.
Wondering how many of the parents who failed at home schooling their kids during covid are now demanding to tell teachers what to teach...
Oh, my sister is one of them. She made her kids sit and watch conspiracy UA-cam videos and anything anti-Biden. (we're Canadian) Now that the kids are back in school (well, one of them, the other had basically quit, probably from hearing her rant non stop about how schools are evil and grooming the children), she told the youngest that fractions were stupid and she never uses them in real life, so they shouldn't be teaching them. (This is what he told my father, the carpenter) Luckily, he is smart enough to know to ask others, and got help with his math.
Not a Venn diagram. Just a single circle.
@@JBond-zf4dj You and those children have my sympathy. I'm sorry the blight has spread across the border.
Hey dummy, by the numbers and according to the department of education, home school children perform much better than public school kids on tests and college acceptance rates.
Maybe it’s because parents were forced to homeschool by the government while still paying taxes for schools without out any warning what so ever? Democrat controlled Chicago schools are a complete failure by every measurable metric there is despite spending more money per child than any other school in the country.
Educate yourself before you speak, you’ll look less stupid
"How DARE you teach mah kids about reality! They should be learnin from this book a' fairytales that tells me women are property!"
...And they wonder why the Nones are on the rise...
I wonder how many times people have spit in her food at restaurants.
MTG's attempt to read a 'big' number in class. I think that was the moment of Zen, followed by "I'm not a doctor."
Did you see Matt Gaetz embarrass himself trying to use Chinese propaganda in a congressional hearing?
Didn't have to see it haha!
👍🤭🤭🤭🤭🤡🤡🤡🤡
WUHAN CHINESE LABS FUNDED BY AMERICANS (DOCTOR FAUCI) LEAKED COVID!!!!!
ACCORDING TO THE FBI AND THE DEPARTMENT (I'm from Boston)OF ENERGY
@@AngryDad.
I AM THE KING OF ANTARCTICA AND I HAVE AN ARMY OF ROBOT PENGUINS YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE WHAT I SAY BECAUSE MY WORDS ARE IN ALL CAPS
OMG! Wasn't that hilarious?
Donald Rumsfeld would describe it as “known unknowns” & “unknown unknowns”.
MTG not being able to verbalize a basic number in english speaking simultaneously about degrading math skills in USA,it s just the new record for repub ignorance and illiteracy.Had she done it here in Finland,her career would be over.
To be fair, she said math and reading skills.......oh crap, that doesn't help her at all.
Nice to have feedback after a year!!@@bobknull7502
Marje does Maganomics🤡
So Marjorie stumbled and mumbled her way through a prepared statement - does that make her cognitively impaired?
yes.
Does she have a lifelong stuttering challenge? I think not. Try harder.
Jewish Space Laser
From birth
Does tantric sex involve hitting your head on a gong?
"Most likely, potentially" is the same as "60% of the time, it works every time"
Go nurse Pearl!!! Your skills are impeccable 😂
“Nurse who pockets the codeine.“
🤣😆😂😁😆🤣😂
I'm a nurse, can't quit laughing 😆
Hilarious Cobert you killed it on the mtg spoof!😂
The MTG bit is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
That Neanderthal is the most accurate representation of MTG I have ever seen. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂 NAILED IT.
I saw a better one. A white baboon screaming next to Marj screaming "liar" at the President the resemblance was striking! I can't unsee it.
@@thatswhatisaid8908 omg I need to see it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cocaine Bear MTG memes work too.
MTG: putting the knowing nothing into the new Know Nothing party.
Another bot
@@AngryDad.
@@AngryDad. I'm a pepper, would you like to be a pepper too?
@@MajorHenryL I'll bet you my house the OP never responds....why? Because you morons are legit...no joke...responding and defending a literal chat bot
@@NotSurE-ix1qq
2-300, Empiiiire!...Today.
She wouldn't make it through her first year of nursing school
Part of me says "trash MTG for her behavior, rather than ad hominum via appearance" but also that Neanderthal jokes has me dead as a caveman
Marge couldn’t even say it! Sooo funny!
LMFAO the pillow joke is hilarious
This may top the D...T...Jr impressions! Stephen on fire!!!
MTG: There are three kinds of people, those who can count and those who can’t.
Wow Greene LITERALLY can’t read large numbers.
You should see her trying to read large WORDS.
Even watching the Biden/nurse bit for a second time and I'm still laughing-crying.
Watching MTG read is crazy, I guess that’s why education is important.
Marge and Lauren are in a race to find out who is the dumbest. I say they should split first prize.
You don't sound like a human. Bot.
@@AngryDad. Loser
@@AngryDad. Your sentence makes no sense.
But if they split it 50/50 who will do the math ?
@@donnakubiski5572 You know when a computer asks if you're a computer to make sure you're not?.....
If having an ugly face was a crime, MTG would be doing life without parole.
Lori Lightfoot would get the death penalty 😂 #TyAlston #LetsgoBrandon #Getwokegobroke
My brain melted listening to the president speak. No idea what he was trying to say
Omg. "Things they don't teach you in nursing school." Woah
Colbert's cringing reaction was priceless!
Inviting MTG to a subcommittee hearing on Covid is like inviting Cruella deVil to a subcommittee hearing on Dalmatian puppies: nothing she says will ever be surprising to you, and if it does you're probably not paying attention.
In other news besides....Republicans bad you guys....
WUHAN CHINESE LABS FUNDED BY AMERICANS (DOCTOR FAUCI) LEAKED COVID!!!!!
ACCORDING TO THE FBI AND THE DEPADTMENT (I'm from Boston)OF ENERGY
So like...we can also be upset about that too right?
She kind of reminds me of the movie Legally Blonde.
MTG is the aunt we've all blocked on Facebook.
Imagine a country that is so full of shit that it calls itself the "Home of the Brave" and gets bullied by a three-toed sloth like Representative Man Bear Pig.
The election of Marjorie Green was also devastating to our country. It’s utterly shameful and horrifying that she’s an elected representative.
Naah, Marjorie is hella entertaining....Also Donald J Trump for 2nd term...YAY !!!!!
word...
Yay bot!
Covid came from a lab funded by Fauci.
You support covid
And sitting on the Homeland Security committee. 🤦♀
@@ari1234a trump and his enablers for prison Yay
Lots to love here. The Chicagoan in me heard that "🎶5-8-8🎶" and knows what you did there, Stephen! 💜💔💜
Are they really concerned about children? Who is taking these children to drag shows?! Let people parent their children.
Nurse Colbert… “The horror. The horror.”
You're one of only a handful of people that make me laugh out loud every single time I watch you.
Thank you!
Kimmel is pretty funny too. Love my Stephen though.
I once had a lot of respect for this guy.
Can't believe you'd drag neanderthals like that Stephen.
MTG going math? 🤔
Didn't she also say that a single school in Illinois got $5 BILLION in covid funding to teach "wokeness"?
Oh, Marjorie, don't you ever go a-changing! 🤣
She also said over 6 BILLION people crossed the border illegally into our country with only 332 Million people.
@@kittys.2870 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She's a 🤡
WUHAN CHINESE LABS FUNDED BY AMERICANS (DOCTOR FAUCI) LEAKED COVID!!!!!
ACCORDING TO THE FBI AND THE DEPADTMENT (I'm from Boston)OF ENERGY
@@kittys.2870 WOW. The global population is 7.8billion! No wonder the US is so crowded LOL
But she does change: into a white robe with a hood.
Tennesee: Sure, we're allowing a 30-year-old to marry an 11-year-old, but allowing that same 11-year-old to see a man in a sequined dress? Inconceivable!
The Law in Tennessee. Age of consent is 18. There is a Romeo & Juliet clause of 4 years. So if you’re 17 and she is 21, there is no crime.
What state do you live in? I think you might be surprised what the law actually is in your state.. While the age of consent in Illinois & New York is 17.
@@ryansteve2893 theyre referring to the bill that was proposed last year that wouldve scrapped the 17 year old age of consent and waived the age limit
@@dennibby Did it pass? Do you know each state has a crazy nutball that brings on bills knowing they will never pass. What state are you from? I’m sure I can search in my data base all the bills brought to your states floor in the past decade
@@dennibby This, and GOP trying to kill another bill in 2018 prohibiting child marriage.
And this quote from the Independent:
"The youngest wedded were three 10-year-old girls in Tennessee who married men aged 24, 25 and 31 in 2001. The youngest groom was an 11-year-old who married a 27-year-old woman in the same state in 2006."
There's definitely a better source out there, but I just can't. I'd rather watch cat videos on TikTok 🌸
@@Vrishtallina Ahhh you’re a boomer. 2006? Jesus you’re old. Wtf. What is the law now? Did the entire GOP push? Or a handful of fringe? If this is the Ryan Grhim report 😂 the way he reported on Chicago speaks for his credibility
I love the gag about the Founding Fathers wearing lace, stockings, and wigs! How true!. Just look at at the one dollar bill with Washington in a wig.
MTG is as common as muck.
"The nurses make us want to live" - president Biden's condidition took a turn for the nurse!
😅
The cut clip sound scandalous, as does your joke.
(I did laugh at both)
But you should watch or read the whole speech.
He's praising all nurses for their care.
'And, by the way, you docs are good, but if there’s any angels in Heaven, they’re all nurses - male and female.
You know why? You guys let us - you guys make us - allow us to live. Nurses make you want to live. I’m not joking.”
I don't know if all Angels are nurses,
but I do know that some of them are.
"Condidition" lol
@@generaldurandal3568 100% true.
"Hellllloooo, nurse!" - Yakko and Wakko Warner
If MTG is a doctor, I will leave against medical advice. 😂
Marjorie Taylor Greene count yourself in that group that math skills were affected by Covid-19.
One of your best monologues, including pictures
Yes Gov Lee: stop pearl clutching, you did Drag in highschool, life continued on unchanged.
First George Santos and now Bill Lee... this is a real drag for the GOP!
🥇🏆😎
I sometimes wonder if that one lady who was crying over the signing of the Respect For Marriage Act has ever read lesbian erotica?
You're all bots
Remember when we bowed to the George Floyed lie? So similar to the santos lie 🤣 Aren’t we all comedians?
You forgot Rudy, he's the first one!
Time to go back to school MTG 🤭
Stephen, how did you miss President Biden dragging Majorie Traitor Greene and Rick Scott in that speech?! It was priceless. 😂
A definition of rediculous: Words that flow out of MTG's mouth.
Ridiculous*
That Biden nurse bit was the funniest thing I've seen on Colbert in a long while; freaking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
MTG writes the jokes so you don't have to.
So no cheerleaders! 🎉🎉🎉 No Monster Energy girls and the truck rally! Sweet!
And Ya, most Children I know regularly have a chance to attend a Drag Show. Yes, - that man was actually elected Governor of Tenn.
MTG- The Nurse who pocketed the codeine.
I cracked 😂👏👏👏
I guess it's true what they say, stupid really does go hand in hand with crazy. Could be a slogan for MTG.
"What it did to our children's math and reading levels are horrifying"
Proceed to fail reading her own number
Point taken Ms Greene
we are dumber for having listened to MTG
Yes!! On Gov. Lee, has been dropping some of the worse legislation in Nashville for the pass few years. Lied about abortion exceptions too, said there would be be some but there isn't.
"You don't need a vote to raise Hell." - from _The Autobiography of Mother Jones_
Gather 1,000 people through social media and walk into his office during normal business hours on any weekday and remain there until he does what is right or is forced to resign.
That is how we ended child labor in the US and got an 8-hour workday. That is how to get things done.
If Lee has boys, I hope his kids turn into drag queens!!
@@Marijuanifornia Well first of all women didn't have the right to vote while child labor laws were being voted on, today people can march but it doesn't have the same effect it did 100 years ago. Although marching is still an important part, voting is very much important...
@@Marijuanifornia You know, I was watching a doc about the late Sixties/early Seventies and started wondering, "What happened to us?" I was one of the teenagers who protested the war. We literally pressured the government into calling off the Viet Nam War. We marched for women's rights and got them. Now, a woman's control over her own body has been taken away by a Conservative illegally stacked SCOTUS, but where are the protests. They seem to have died down fast. But of course, this is proof of the stranglehold radical religious right-wing Conservatives are gaining over the former land of the free. They prattle about freedoms while taking them away. What a shame.
@@Amber-xi9fr A woman said this exact thing to Mother Jones. "How can we bring change if we're not allowed to vote?" She replied, "You don't need a vote to raise Hell."
Don't march. Don't protest. Don't vote. Just get everyone who's pissed off and walk into government buildings and offices, fill the rooms and hallways, clog every corridor with people so that government employees can't perform their daily duties, and shut the system down until you get what you want.
City halls, mayors' offices, governors' offices, governors' mansions, etc. Go to where the scumbags are ruining your lives and make them stop. It doesn't require guns and bombs. It doesn't require violence at all. It just takes time. Occupy your local mayor's office and refuse to leave. Show up with so many people that the police can't hope to arrest everyone. I've seen this work with my own eyes. It only took a couple of thousand protesters to force Trump to hide in the White House basement. Order some pizzas and prepare for a showdown.
Actions speak louder than words.
I have never dressed in women’s clothing, not even for fancy dress, but I’ve noticed many right-wingers have done so. There’s nothing wrong with doing that, but it’s done by the anti-trans right-wing.
They hate themselves and constantly project
That country needs therapy, not divorce
They just all need to come out of the closet already...
😮 the clip of MTG reciting a large number in public…..😂
I took a drink of coffee at the wrong time.... So hard not to spit it out.. Stephen whispering " I brought my own pillow,( breathing on Joe) muttering hasawasa 😂 and then Stephen covering his face .... 😂😂😘
Stephen's on FIRE tonight!!
I think MTG proved our country's math abilities have not been up to par for a long time
I knew the punch line before it even happened. My first thought on her diatribe about it having lasting effects on our children's math and reading skills was, "what's your excuse?" And then...
If life is going to be a parody of itself, it could at least get better writers.
She's from the south which is the toilet of America.
Well it shows Greens lack of education in her home state. Not all states have lack of education. It's all about where and who has the money.
well , its proven that America is pretty stupid really compared to other countries.
She also proved our court system isn't up to par, since a judge threw out the 14th Amendment §3 challenge to her holding office!!
I think we have been jaded as a result of so much collective trauma.
Drag isn’t sexual, smdh. It’s an art form.
Not all, but a lot of them are sexual in nature. There have been multiple videos of drag queens dancing sexual in front of children and collecting dollar bills from them. But just keep ignoring or pretending that’s not happening.
One is not mutually exclusive from the other.
100% correct.
Sadly, there have been hundreds of examples of sexual drag shows. With kids attending. Videos aren't hard to find. So you can try claiming that. The evidence otherwise is already public.
@@franklin9400some parents take their kids to Hooters, so...
Honestly, Lee doesn't even look GOOD in drag so I can kind of understand why he's so embarassed about it. At least he has an excuse for not telling anyone about it, though he's got no excuse for being a major hypocrite. That's just being an asshole.
I am so embarrassed that margarine tater green beans is an elected official in this country. Please stop giving her any attention. If we don’t give her any attention, she will be more upset and implode or self destruct…then poof! Gone! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
you sound Graduate of the sovinazi school of Advance PsyWar.
we have a FREE PRESS and FREE COMEDY HERE
tell that to ratPutin
think
"If we don’t give her any attention, she will be more upset and implode or self destruct" - She's super proud of her guns and she preaches violence. It's far more likely that she'll go on a killing spree than simply implode or self-destruct.
Margarine tater green beans 🤣🤣🤣 that is such a wholesome insult...but it's kind of making me hungry!
Yes, margarine tater green beans should be dumped in a blender.
@@melaniekoperski6903 🙌🏻 Exactly.
Omg ..the hypocrisy smh, but he sure looks cute in those pearls 😂
"Chainsaw juggler with a case of the shakes" 😆