30:00 Oh man now I'm just thinking how much better the finale of GOT would have been if instead of ship master davos we get a short scene of davos entering his own keep, smiling and opening his arms wide as he reunites with his wife and remaining children
Show-Davos only had 2 or 3 fighting-age sons instead of 7 kids including actual children, and they all died in the Battle of the Blackwater. Apparently this loss caused Davos to forget all about his wife. D&D didn't actually care for the material beyond the Red Wedding, so attention to detail went out the window and we end up with Davos, a man motivated largely by his desire to provide the best possible life for his family, even if that entails galivanting about Westeros for Stannis and risking his life keeping Stannis's frequent loss of perspective in check
MRS DAVOS: (looks at sun dial, then back at Davos) "and WHAT, precisely, kind of time do you call THIS?? Did you at least bring back the milk I asked for??"
@@Kriegerdammerung It’s a lot to remember. Lots of canals and tributaries in the New World. I often forget how to find the Root Canal on a map. Easy mistake.
Thank you. Thank you. THANK YOU. This was just what I needed after coming home from vacation to a 21 degree temperature drop. Old school and vintage and wonderful Schwift. Thank you!
I am excessively keen for the return of the Schwift!!!! Pleeeeeeease do regular videos! I ran out of abridged a couple of weeks ago and have been listening to the audiobooks like a pleb- nowhere near as good as Schwift helping me through night shift!
The sober tangents do have their own advantages. Alt Shift does deserve his occasional guest appearances on this channel in my opinion because life isn‘t all Harry Potter and Pokemon, man! Although it should be.
thanks you! I love that you're still keeping up the chapters. They're the best part of your series (the vids are good too) but there is a lot more opportunity for fluidity and spontaneity in these chapter reads. keep going Alt Shift X
I just thought about how I want Jon in the books to just have the most badass Targaryen name ever. Idk something crazy. Just because he has lived as a bastard all his life, even his name is kind of boring compared to people like Daenerys or Sansa or whatever. When he became Lord comander he was Lord Snow, then (in the show) when he becomes DA KING IN DA NORF hes King Jon. I just want him to be like Daemon Targaryen, Daemon Daybreaker or Dawnbringer or some shit. I know he is a humble dude and everything but I really need a whole paragraph of titles that somebody rattles off. We can have Jon be embarassed or sth, but I NEED the titles!
Baelor Targaeryon Dawnwalker the Risen the 3rd of the Night of the Song of Ice and Fire. No I'm joking lol that's obviously too ostentatious, but I too would love it if Jon got a badass name.
How about Aemon Wolfheart? Aemon might be the name that was given to him as Rhaegar liked his greatgranduncle Maester Aermon> Wolfheart because he lives in Ghost for now and will come back more 'Wolfish'.
@@mjm1677I like Aemond and considering Rhaegar already named his first born Aegon… but now after all this time and the House of Dragon it does seem there’s never too many Aegons in the family 🙄lol
Jon and Dany get married and Missandei has to rattle off TWO paragraphs of titles. Obviously theres the normal Queen of the seven kingdoms, rightful heir to the throne, bal bal andals, Rhoynar and the First Men, lady of the 7 Kingdoms, protector of the realm. And THEN the additional stuff 😂 Like the whole shebang; queen of Mereen, Khaleesi, unbunt bal bla And THEN Jon too. Like King Consort Jon Snow/whatever tf Targaryen, titles titles. Longest wedding ceremony EVER
I just stumbled over a fun idea concerning those three attempts with lightbringer. That really also matches Dani, Tyron and Jon as Dani might clash with Euron (Water), Tyrion with his familiy/identity (Lion's heart) and Jon might be successful (through Dani, Mel or even Stoneheart). Sry if this has already been tlaked about. I'm not throught ALL of your content yet. It's much to catch up as I'm rather new to the channel xD
It would be really cool if once the true Lightbringer makes an appearance, Jon is the only one who can wield it because the sword is too hot to be gripped by a living man, but the resurrected Jon “only feels the cold.”
Sallador San known by his friends as Sallador chan. (Stole this joke from Italian youtuber "Trono del Muori", but I thought everyone should hear it, because it made me chuckle)
Hey, Schwifty..or anyone in the know.. Quick inquiry: how do I help you when getting an Audible sub? Is there a link or tag or something I can use to give back to you and your channels?
I always wonder: WHY ONIONS? We’re there no apples around, figs, beets or carrots? He couldn’t have brought a couple of freshly killed chickens on board? WHY JUST ONIONS? Onions are nutrient-dense meaning they have a VERY LOW caloric count! They do provide vitamins B & C, potassium and anti/oxidants, which ALL would’ve been very important for starving people. But they could’ve used something with more calories too. Even if he had just brought a couple of rabbits to eat. The onions definitely would’ve helped them live a few more days, but if Lord Eddard had not shown up, who knows how much longer Stannis & his people could’ve held out on just onions. I mean seriously, Davos couldn’t even bring some fresh fish with him? The castle is surrounded by water. He could’ve easily found a spot to for him & his sons to fish for a day so he could’ve been the trout knight or the sea bass knight or the salmon knight or simply the fish knight, which also would’ve connected him to Patches. When he got off that boat, I wouldn’t have wanted to kiss him, I would’ve said you just risked your life so we can add some onions to our human stew? Not one fish? We live next to water seven hells! Cut both his hands off. Lol.
Not actually sure if it was meant to be a joke but the Egyptians most likely did NOT put living slaves in their crypts!! This seems like an exaggeration (possibly with some troublingly biased roots) about them! They were known to put little clay figures to act as servants to the Pharoah in the afterlife.
@@jinxedsphinx3600 rewatching from season 6 just causes pain from the decline. The cinematography was still great.. apart from the long night. Books and discussing the books is all that subverts the hunger
is there like a general consensus on what would be a semi-realistic year that the GOT universe could be equivalent to in our real world? (I mean as a layman I just know it would be several hundred years into the past, at least) because like I wonder how far away they might be from being capable of inventing the printing press. They do seem, within the primary "present day" of the story, to be able to handle the notion of things with complicated gears, there's the giant metal spear shooters that are created in season 7 to fight the dragons. But I barely even qualify as a layman when it comes to engineering, so maybe I'm so far off that it's just a futile consideration.
Alt Swift, I love you, but its insane to compare 1984 to feudalism. Your comparing one social order that uses general soft social pressure as seen in all human societys to one that relentlessly monotors every aspect of its citizens lives and tortures the hell out of them for not fully embracing the ideology of the managerial class in their own private headspace. The entire point 1984 is that technology and a totalitarian social order come together to form something uniquely horrible and new. Davos not really wanting to be a noble when hes been a smuggler most of his life and other nobles sort of vaugly giving him the cold shoulder is human interaction 101. There is no society that isnt 1984 if your going to make such a comparison, which by extension is just saying that the world depicted in 1984 is normal.
"One that relentlessly monitors every aspect of it's citizens' lives and tortures the hell out of them for not fully embracing the ideology of the managerial class in their own private headspace" No one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition
If you love him, then you should by now realize that he only has like three buttons that he can press: 1.) fEudaLiSM 2.) paTRiARChy 3.) wAR bAd And bonus points for criticizing Tyrion's "wearing it like armor" advice at literally every opportunity.
@@GlamourAmyriato be fair, that's pretty much the extent of george's writings aswell. add hiveminds and humanizing "bad people" and you got his entire catalog.
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Oh man now I'm just thinking how much better the finale of GOT would have been if instead of ship master davos we get a short scene of davos entering his own keep, smiling and opening his arms wide as he reunites with his wife and remaining children
Show-Davos only had 2 or 3 fighting-age sons instead of 7 kids including actual children, and they all died in the Battle of the Blackwater. Apparently this loss caused Davos to forget all about his wife. D&D didn't actually care for the material beyond the Red Wedding, so attention to detail went out the window and we end up with Davos, a man motivated largely by his desire to provide the best possible life for his family, even if that entails galivanting about Westeros for Stannis and risking his life keeping Stannis's frequent loss of perspective in check
MRS DAVOS: (looks at sun dial, then back at Davos) "and WHAT, precisely, kind of time do you call THIS?? Did you at least bring back the milk I asked for??"
The idea Glidus watches these makes me smile
I love the story of Stannis and his bird. I wish it got talked about more in videos about Stannis.
RIP Proudwing may she soar the heavens higher than she soared in life
Schwift leaves no stone unturned. Like literally, every stone was turned, and then turned again.
"The last thing you want blow your nose into is a crab, and trust me, I've tried."
"What's the canal that cuts across Africa? The Panama Canal!"
🤔🤦
I was gonna say...
He teases us of being Australian. He does not live in the American continent obviously
@@Kriegerdammerung It’s a lot to remember. Lots of canals and tributaries in the New World. I often forget how to find the Root Canal on a map. Easy mistake.
@@fuzzydunlop7928 good god I even googled it to see where it was at... Jesus I’m a fucking momo
Panafra Canal
Where's the season 8 rant schwifty?
Thank you. Thank you. THANK YOU. This was just what I needed after coming home from vacation to a 21 degree temperature drop. Old school and vintage and wonderful Schwift. Thank you!
I am excessively keen for the return of the Schwift!!!!
Pleeeeeeease do regular videos! I ran out of abridged a couple of weeks ago and have been listening to the audiobooks like a pleb- nowhere near as good as Schwift helping me through night shift!
The Nights Watch getting some random ass letter from Stannis abt the incest twins: ????ok? and???
This is all I need, a straight and thorough schwifting indeed!
So happy you’re back again!!
The sober tangents do have their own advantages. Alt Shift does deserve his occasional guest appearances on this channel in my opinion because life isn‘t all Harry Potter and Pokemon, man! Although it should be.
At first I thought "Davos is crazy if he thinks his House will cross blood with the likes of Velaryons and Celtigars" but then I read Fire and Blood.
schwift is back!!!!!!
What a great chapter! It´s nice to hear you again Schwift!
thanks you! I love that you're still keeping up the chapters. They're the best part of your series (the vids are good too) but there is a lot more opportunity for fluidity and spontaneity in these chapter reads. keep going Alt Shift X
I just thought about how I want Jon in the books to just have the most badass Targaryen name ever. Idk something crazy.
Just because he has lived as a bastard all his life, even his name is kind of boring compared to people like Daenerys or Sansa or whatever. When he became Lord comander he was Lord Snow, then (in the show) when he becomes DA KING IN DA NORF hes King Jon.
I just want him to be like Daemon Targaryen, Daemon Daybreaker or Dawnbringer or some shit. I know he is a humble dude and everything but I really need a whole paragraph of titles that somebody rattles off. We can have Jon be embarassed or sth, but I NEED the titles!
Baelor Targaeryon Dawnwalker the Risen the 3rd of the Night of the Song of Ice and Fire.
No I'm joking lol that's obviously too ostentatious, but I too would love it if Jon got a badass name.
Top 10 anime plot twists
How about Aemon Wolfheart?
Aemon might be the name that was given to him as Rhaegar liked his greatgranduncle Maester Aermon>
Wolfheart because he lives in Ghost for now and will come back more 'Wolfish'.
@@mjm1677I like Aemond and considering Rhaegar already named his first born Aegon… but now after all this time and the House of Dragon it does seem there’s never too many Aegons in the family 🙄lol
Jon and Dany get married and Missandei has to rattle off TWO paragraphs of titles.
Obviously theres the normal Queen of the seven kingdoms, rightful heir to the throne, bal bal andals, Rhoynar and the First Men, lady of the 7 Kingdoms, protector of the realm.
And THEN the additional stuff 😂
Like the whole shebang; queen of Mereen, Khaleesi, unbunt bal bla
And THEN Jon too. Like King Consort Jon Snow/whatever tf Targaryen, titles titles.
Longest wedding ceremony EVER
A wizard is never late....
The show sometimes messes with my memory. I thought all of this had happened in the prologue like how the show did it.
YESSSSSS #3 onion night of all time!
I just stumbled over a fun idea concerning those three attempts with lightbringer. That really also matches Dani, Tyron and Jon as Dani might clash with Euron (Water), Tyrion with his familiy/identity (Lion's heart) and Jon might be successful (through Dani, Mel or even Stoneheart). Sry if this has already been tlaked about. I'm not throught ALL of your content yet. It's much to catch up as I'm rather new to the channel xD
Pretty sure at one point you said "the Bored of Light." Well done.
How did I miss this for a whole week!!
Bang the knight of flowers 😂
It would be really cool if once the true Lightbringer makes an appearance, Jon is the only one who can wield it because the sword is too hot to be gripped by a living man, but the resurrected Jon “only feels the cold.”
12:30 - "we're still on page 1"
The things we do for love...
Appreciated the *cough cough* “electoral college”
Sallador San known by his friends as Sallador chan.
(Stole this joke from Italian youtuber "Trono del Muori", but I thought everyone should hear it, because it made me chuckle)
And to his "wives" he's Sallador Kun or Sallador Senpai
Hey, Schwifty..or anyone in the know.. Quick inquiry: how do I help you when getting an Audible sub? Is there a link or tag or something I can use to give back to you and your channels?
I always wonder: WHY ONIONS? We’re there no apples around, figs, beets or carrots? He couldn’t have brought a couple of freshly killed chickens on board? WHY JUST ONIONS? Onions are nutrient-dense meaning they have a VERY LOW caloric count! They do provide vitamins B & C, potassium and anti/oxidants, which ALL would’ve been very important for starving people. But they could’ve used something with more calories too. Even if he had just brought a couple of rabbits to eat. The onions definitely would’ve helped them live a few more days, but if Lord Eddard had not shown up, who knows how much longer Stannis & his people could’ve held out on just onions. I mean seriously, Davos couldn’t even bring some fresh fish with him? The castle is surrounded by water. He could’ve easily found a spot to for him & his sons to fish for a day so he could’ve been the trout knight or the sea bass knight or the salmon knight or simply the fish knight, which also would’ve connected him to Patches. When he got off that boat, I wouldn’t have wanted to kiss him, I would’ve said you just risked your life so we can add some onions to our human stew? Not one fish? We live next to water seven hells! Cut both his hands off. Lol.
He brought other stuff as well I think 😂 But they remember the onions for some reason 😂
Please keep making more
I would zay Davos is anything but blind in his loyalty to Stannis, his entire story is critical support
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
Edit: OMG it's actually real!!!
Not actually sure if it was meant to be a joke but the Egyptians most likely did NOT put living slaves in their crypts!! This seems like an exaggeration (possibly with some troublingly biased roots) about them! They were known to put little clay figures to act as servants to the Pharoah in the afterlife.
I still haven’t rewatched any of season 8, maybe in a year...
Well how was it? Fucking GARBAGE, right?
like even worse than you thought it’d be
@@jinxedsphinx3600 rewatching from season 6 just causes pain from the decline. The cinematography was still great.. apart from the long night. Books and discussing the books is all that subverts the hunger
Rip cressen
Nothing can stop a dragon 🐉 🐲🐉 dracarys
Dorne with their big ass ballista 🤝 The Night King 🤝 The iron fleet Dany forgot abt
Second favourite onion knight. After Sigmeyer of Catarina.
This was decent.. alt shift X is superior though. 🇧🇷
Baylor breaking! Haha got em
RIP Oberon
is there like a general consensus on what would be a semi-realistic year that the GOT universe could be equivalent to in our real world? (I mean as a layman I just know it would be several hundred years into the past, at least) because like I wonder how far away they might be from being capable of inventing the printing press. They do seem, within the primary "present day" of the story, to be able to handle the notion of things with complicated gears, there's the giant metal spear shooters that are created in season 7 to fight the dragons. But I barely even qualify as a layman when it comes to engineering, so maybe I'm so far off that it's just a futile consideration.
Have a great week!!!
People worship other gods in front of wierwoods
YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
There’s Symbolism in everything.
Always with the abysmal number of comments on these amazing pieces of rambling art I've seen this video too many times
clearly schwift was barely going to read chat so he could ignore when chat calls him out for making stupid mistakes, like with the panama canal
Man's drunk, give him a break lol
Alt Swift, I love you, but its insane to compare 1984 to feudalism. Your comparing one social order that uses general soft social pressure as seen in all human societys to one that relentlessly monotors every aspect of its citizens lives and tortures the hell out of them for not fully embracing the ideology of the managerial class in their own private headspace.
The entire point 1984 is that technology and a totalitarian social order come together to form something uniquely horrible and new.
Davos not really wanting to be a noble when hes been a smuggler most of his life and other nobles sort of vaugly giving him the cold shoulder is human interaction 101.
There is no society that isnt 1984 if your going to make such a comparison, which by extension is just saying that the world depicted in 1984 is normal.
"One that relentlessly monitors every aspect of it's citizens' lives and tortures the hell out of them for not fully embracing the ideology of the managerial class in their own private headspace"
No one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition
If you love him, then you should by now realize that he only has like three buttons that he can press:
1.) fEudaLiSM
2.) paTRiARChy
3.) wAR bAd
And bonus points for criticizing Tyrion's "wearing it like armor" advice at literally every opportunity.
@@GlamourAmyriato be fair, that's pretty much the extent of george's writings aswell. add hiveminds and humanizing "bad people" and you got his entire catalog.
DAVOS I love DAVOS
Stannis is kinda whiny
hasan wilson going hard on that copium
Fucking fantastic episode. Uncharacteristically deep words brother, you’re sounding like that Alt Shift X bloke. More like Alt Shift Ex Girlfriend!
Faith of seven is fake
YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS