Life Lessons for Metalheads

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  • @sopsilist2030
    @sopsilist2030 5 років тому +215

    Basically just Chris flexing his beer and metal merchandise lmao

    • @metallitron9000
      @metallitron9000 5 років тому +7

      His CD collection is small tbh. Shirts, hats, and memorabilia on the other hand...

  • @jimmygray4525
    @jimmygray4525 5 років тому +1249

    Life is awesome once you're a Metalhead.

    • @antoniocenteno1483
      @antoniocenteno1483 5 років тому +30

      Except when someone clean your SLAYAAHH T Shirts

    • @jimmygray4525
      @jimmygray4525 5 років тому +10

      @UCiE5z4g8dHFleko7uVf22RQ lmfao. I think you mean SLAAYEER!!!

    • @tahanaerosario9154
      @tahanaerosario9154 5 років тому +1

      Factual

    • @flayv999
      @flayv999 5 років тому +15

      I'm in a black metal band and I want to fucking kill myself but yea

    • @mayabc333
      @mayabc333 5 років тому +9

      @@flayv999 what's your band called?

  • @TheCreepyUndead
    @TheCreepyUndead 5 років тому +1609

    "I've seen more stable Slipknot careers than that poster"

  • @dragan2324
    @dragan2324 5 років тому +418

    Jesus, that's like 3 metalheads worth of metal in that room

  • @orcslayer1268
    @orcslayer1268 5 років тому +228

    The Exodus poster falling is a metaphor for my life falling apart lmao

  • @jesusfreak777ize
    @jesusfreak777ize 5 років тому +668

    *chris slams down a whole beer in one go* okay, I get it, you're Canadian.

    • @elbasso7504
      @elbasso7504 5 років тому +21

      thats the usual way to drink beer in Germany, especially when you ARE a metalhead!

    • @thrashmpyra2202
      @thrashmpyra2202 5 років тому +4

      Actually, he's Greek😂
      He is the only greek metalhead youtuber I know😂 I don't even know if there's another greek metalhead youtuber here in Greece (I'm greek)

    • @CaptainCrankyBeard
      @CaptainCrankyBeard 5 років тому +2

      @@elbasso7504 Same in the netherlands man!!!

    • @lysewiebe7815
      @lysewiebe7815 5 років тому

      @Pseudo he from the canada

    • @JMega007
      @JMega007 4 роки тому

      @@lysewiebe7815 can confirm thats how us canadian metalheads are

  • @devenpawar9511
    @devenpawar9511 5 років тому +178

    FINALLY! EVERYONE SAYS CDS ARE OUTDATED SO I FEEL LEFT OUT BUT NO! IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO COLLECTS CDS! YES!

    • @michaeltozzi3112
      @michaeltozzi3112 5 років тому +14

      I collect cds and vinyls as well. My proudest collection of vinyls and cds are the Death albums.

    • @devenpawar9511
      @devenpawar9511 5 років тому +6

      Michael Tozzi Nice. Mine are the Metallica albums (of course)

    • @chereborn2525
      @chereborn2525 3 роки тому +4

      In my 30s that still me lmao
      But not just metal and rock cds and vinyls that i own.
      Also have bought and own classical,instrumental, soundtracks from video games,movie and anime. Some 80s pop, blues, old school(some new) rap/hip hop/ R&B, soul, and bands that play that sings with different languages.

  • @alexlysakowski329
    @alexlysakowski329 5 років тому +248

    Jhofffilms, a UA-cam video? Must be April fool's day

  • @IrateWizrd
    @IrateWizrd 5 років тому +192

    Imagine being a metalhead and not buying CDs

    • @ademcanvaner2567
      @ademcanvaner2567 5 років тому +13

      They do go hand in hand, don't they? 💿🎸💿🎸🎸

    • @prosto_toster
      @prosto_toster 5 років тому +9

      That’s me

    • @izmuth7081
      @izmuth7081 5 років тому +25

      i’m@broke

    • @ademcanvaner2567
      @ademcanvaner2567 5 років тому +66

      @@izmuth7081
      It's not about who has the biggest collection. If you listen to metal, you're a metalhead.

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 5 років тому +10

      @@ademcanvaner2567 Something I've been wondering about: i wanted to buy a band shirt, but combined with shipping it costs almost $60. Is it worth it, or should i just get it for $25 when i visit the US in a few years? Because i'm broke as fuck, and that's a pretty substantial amount of money

  • @spook_ey.a409
    @spook_ey.a409 5 років тому +44

    I like Slipknot, but all the little burns he gets in are amazing

  • @RivLoveshine
    @RivLoveshine 5 років тому +205

    I know someone who plays at church that has a coffin case for his bass.

  • @jayn1205
    @jayn1205 5 років тому +120

    I'm glad you didn't tear down that Iced Earth poster

    • @groovysnake6664
      @groovysnake6664 5 років тому +23

      My finger was hovering over the unsubb button in case he did that

    • @beastkotathix6662
      @beastkotathix6662 5 років тому +4

      The pure tension as he got closer to it

    • @invadernik
      @invadernik 5 років тому +11

      the wintersun dismantling triggered me...

  • @nickcynn42
    @nickcynn42 5 років тому +46

    holy shit, Chris you have the coolest metal merch collection

  • @batman66ism
    @batman66ism 2 роки тому +15

    I remember the early days when I got into metal. I was so into Motley Crue I had one wall covered with nothing but their posters. But when I really got into the heavy stuff the crue came down and it was SLAYER on all 4 walls as well as Maiden Megadeth and Exodus. Good times.

  • @justinalexander5959
    @justinalexander5959 5 років тому +128

    Hurt my Blackened Heart to see those posters destroyed

    • @N17.90Dalmighty
      @N17.90Dalmighty 3 роки тому +4

      Especially the Trivium one. Also the Kerry King one and the Zakk Wylde one too

  • @NiRvAnA6890
    @NiRvAnA6890 5 років тому +43

    Chris is right, nothing beats putting a CD in the car stereo and blasting away into outer space.

  • @corejunko3691
    @corejunko3691 5 років тому +78

    When you ask Chris for a lesson in violence but get life lessons

    • @niallooo
      @niallooo 5 років тому

      Why isn't this pinned

  • @nickkohlmann
    @nickkohlmann 5 років тому +86

    I call myself a Metalhead and I feel addressed

  • @reid-boyd
    @reid-boyd 5 років тому +46

    You chugged that beer, proud of you

  • @samcreates3979
    @samcreates3979 5 років тому +446

    but what does Corey Taylor think about this?

  • @ShatteredByVengeance
    @ShatteredByVengeance 5 років тому +15

    "Gus G can stay there 'cause he's Greek and Greeks are badass". Thanks(?) dude. Love from Greece!

  • @Nico_Hayek
    @Nico_Hayek 3 роки тому +4

    0:03 me walking into my class in the morning

  • @chingunmendbayar3257
    @chingunmendbayar3257 5 років тому +101

    Never clicked a notification this fast buds

  • @edgarchapa7266
    @edgarchapa7266 5 років тому +12

    “ you need to be with speed and power unsurpassed” love it 😂

  • @mattofthebeans1920
    @mattofthebeans1920 2 роки тому +1

    2:49 “guys that play god damn harps on their fucking bedroom”
    10/10 english

  • @themetalgator6668
    @themetalgator6668 5 років тому +11

    How to be a metalhead: become a hoarder and spend all your money on metal. This is pretty accurate honestly!

  • @austindotson9382
    @austindotson9382 5 років тому +39

    Taking off Trivium and Wintersun was the wrong move but awesome Exodus flag.

    • @Rivwe
      @Rivwe 5 років тому

      Okay this may be debatable but wintersun stays. Trivium is old shit lmao

    • @Lightning-gg5iu
      @Lightning-gg5iu 5 років тому

      Durpness Sucks Trivium is dope though

    • @Lightning-gg5iu
      @Lightning-gg5iu 5 років тому

      Tim Reaper Trivium is dope though

    • @Rivwe
      @Rivwe 5 років тому

      Lightning6475
      Old trivium is good I suppose 🤔

    • @aserpentshandofficial
      @aserpentshandofficial 5 років тому +2

      I like trivium but I get it for some people. Trivium is a hit or miss for everyone, that's honestly it. Matt's vocals dont sit well with a lot of people but their musical capabilities are amazing.

  • @ByJxne
    @ByJxne 5 років тому +95

    There's no Jhofffilms scissors in your store 0/10 how am i supposed to cut my sleeves off now?

    • @ΣταματίαΝταγλή
      @ΣταματίαΝταγλή 5 років тому +21

      Punch them off

    • @ByJxne
      @ByJxne 5 років тому +13

      @@ΣταματίαΝταγλή I'm not thrash enough

    • @cf8979
      @cf8979 5 років тому +16

      You’re supposed to use the Jhofffilms knife, like he said in the video. Did you even watch it? Poser.

    • @FuraFaolox
      @FuraFaolox 5 років тому +1

      You're supposed to do the most brutal guttural at the sleeves.

    • @beelzebubbzhx5874
      @beelzebubbzhx5874 5 років тому +3

      Bite them off.
      Pretty brutal if you ask me

  • @MemazoMedia
    @MemazoMedia 5 років тому +3

    lol , loved how he threw away most stuff but the Hetfield/Mustaine was placed carefully on the ground

  • @samanthaspeaks4206
    @samanthaspeaks4206 5 років тому +3

    I love that you shared buying merchandise and music from the bands you love. Amen,they cant tour if youre just saying "i love that band " actions speak louder than words. I agree a million percent ❤ thank you for that sir. Have a great rest of your day :)

  • @putridabomination
    @putridabomination 5 років тому +53

    Of course they would upload on April fool's. \m/

  • @irishmetalhead9991
    @irishmetalhead9991 5 років тому +31

    Love you guys! Much love from Ireland 🤘🤘🤘

  • @malcolmperez1790
    @malcolmperez1790 5 років тому +2

    I felt that cd part. Theres a world of difference from digital vs physical copy. Its not the same. Still got my cd book and still use it.

  • @UrLocalBandNerd
    @UrLocalBandNerd 5 років тому +13

    Okay, the magazine thing is so true
    Every thirteen year old got posters from magazines

  • @S_O_O_C
    @S_O_O_C 5 років тому +54

    My arm lost a beauty contest to a darn toothpick, hell no the sleeves ain't coming off.

  • @Humongous_Pig_Benis
    @Humongous_Pig_Benis 3 роки тому +1

    0:09 Avoid the hangovers. Just keep yourself drunk!

  • @hillarycourchaine6829
    @hillarycourchaine6829 Рік тому +1

    I'm a metalhead through and through, I absolutely love metal music 🤘🤘🤘🤘🖤🖤🖤🖤

  • @aaronmccann973
    @aaronmccann973 5 років тому +5

    I'm so happy rn. ANOTHER ADVICE FROM CHRIS VID 🤘🤘

  • @Freyja_M4106
    @Freyja_M4106 5 років тому

    Hej Chris and crew. My fiancé and I wish to share part of the saga of our holidae together. First off I am a Norse an 1/2 Irish woman born on Scandinavian soil but currently living in the U.S., my fiancé is an extremely beautiful German and 1/2 English woman born in and currently living in Germany. We both are Metalheads/Punks and love your vids. Recently we took a holidae in Ohio U.S.. Right from the start it was truly a Hardcore visit. We rented a condo in a harbor near Lake Erie, with a canal and docks in the back. We had a beautiful view of sunsets docks boats and some wildlife in one direction, followed by an awesome view of the cooling tower of a nuclear power plant steaming away1/4 mile away in the other. Fekken hardcore!!! On one of our first days there we decided to see this Lake Erie. We both were amazed at how truly vast it was. As we walked along the beach holding hands we saw something come in on the tide. We got closer and to our Glory it was a Cold Unopened Beer! Yes you wheembags beer happens for the worthy! It was truly a gift from The Gods and we thought of you Chris and how Beer Happens for you too as we drank it. On our holidae we also went to the rock and roll hall of fame. The Metal and Punk rooms were awesome, everything else was boring. We closed out our time together getting mutual Runic tattoos proclaiming our bond and to celebrate our engagement. So to you Chris, cheers an keep rocking. To alle you wannabe's out there, beer will happen for you someday when you are worthy... Ye probably listen to winger anywae ye fekken wheembags...
    Love an Respect JHoff crew

  • @yoe91
    @yoe91 4 роки тому +1

    4:28 that dog is so oppressed lol

  • @unicornk1d
    @unicornk1d 5 років тому +30

    "Fugayzi's" ahahaha
    That's what my mom calls me.

  • @quality_trash0859
    @quality_trash0859 2 роки тому +1

    I 100% agree with the streaming service part, for example if you listen to a band on Spotify the actual band does not make that much profit. But if you buy their cds or whatever it supports the band way more! That's what I do, yeah it costs more but do you wanna support your favourite band or not?

  • @tysonbathke9468
    @tysonbathke9468 4 роки тому

    Oh.. my.. god.. my favorite video on UA-cam now...

  • @bgthrash2211
    @bgthrash2211 5 років тому +10

    Yo I’m going to see slayer and cannibal corpse at the xfinity center in Mansfield on May 25 it’s gunna be sick

    • @michaeltozzi3112
      @michaeltozzi3112 5 років тому +1

      I'm going to see them on the 20th. It's going to be the best concert I see!! Haken was sick but this will top it!!

  • @blackmetalgroot9233
    @blackmetalgroot9233 3 роки тому +2

    Chris: go to shows and bye patches, it's not that difficult.
    Me in 2021:

  • @madisonleedrums1263
    @madisonleedrums1263 4 роки тому +1

    "Bass is the foundation of every band, no motorhead without Lemmy"!!

  • @TheBlackKnight1o1
    @TheBlackKnight1o1 5 років тому

    5:20 First bass I bought, a B.C. Rich Warlock in a coffin case. Still have it. Still love it.

  • @Generatingmoments
    @Generatingmoments 5 років тому +2

    Finally another quality video! I love your channel!

  • @SkyFly102
    @SkyFly102 5 років тому +1

    Chris is a bassist, fuck yeah dude 🤘

  • @christinax6769
    @christinax6769 5 років тому +12

    Oh hey,Chris has got a pic of Gus G there.Hell yeah🔥.Proud to be Greek (for once hahaha)

  • @coltongriffith1295
    @coltongriffith1295 5 років тому +7

    I usually just tear the sleeves off But you have to be careful when doing that because one time I accidentally just tore the whole shirt in half

  • @fataldecay8278
    @fataldecay8278 5 років тому +52

    Stopped listening to nuclear assault to watch this, better be good

  • @murderdollsforever3243
    @murderdollsforever3243 5 років тому +1

    THIS IS THE BEST UA-cam CHANNEL EVER! Chris you rule

  • @metallicleoraa
    @metallicleoraa 5 років тому +4

    The new poster is a big improvement, now you need more of them. And stronger thumbtacks !

  • @WellsFargo-py5zy
    @WellsFargo-py5zy 4 місяці тому

    "Do you ever get hangovers?"
    Lemmy: "To get hangovers, you have to stop drinking."

  • @Humongous_Pig_Benis
    @Humongous_Pig_Benis 3 роки тому +2

    5:08 Someone call a vet cause that bass is fucking sick!

  • @aliasfakename2267
    @aliasfakename2267 5 років тому +1

    Nice warnbringer line drop. Thanks for all the content guys

  • @robkfilms6266
    @robkfilms6266 5 років тому

    Most underated channel

  • @eddietheheaduwu
    @eddietheheaduwu 5 років тому +1

    thank you father I'll make sure to follow your life lessons

  • @anaalvarez5485
    @anaalvarez5485 5 років тому

    That ultraviolence and power trip patch are sweet

  • @jakeeheredia
    @jakeeheredia 5 років тому +1

    "David Jr." Ya got me there, sons o' bitches you.

  • @Andrew-ys6fb
    @Andrew-ys6fb 5 років тому +2

    1:46 Chris, Lemmy wore cowboy boots.

    • @wendyhaze1624
      @wendyhaze1624 5 років тому

      Yeah but thats because he's God. God can do anything........

  • @lukeman8605
    @lukeman8605 5 років тому +2

    Giving me reassurance on Canadians one cold one cracked at a time 🙏🏻🤘🏻🇨🇦thank you dudes!

  • @JJ_957
    @JJ_957 5 років тому +3

    This was a hilarious video. I got nothing else to say except that Chris looks gorgeous as always

  • @roberthogberg3300
    @roberthogberg3300 5 років тому

    I love that dresser! So many patches!!!

  • @MotorGoblin
    @MotorGoblin 5 років тому +8

    "Go back to Sweden"... Brutality.

  • @kakyoin9571
    @kakyoin9571 Рік тому +1

    5:13 Damn, where'd you get that bass?

  • @Bonde334
    @Bonde334 5 років тому

    Thanks for the information Chris...

  • @elscourou6654
    @elscourou6654 5 років тому +1

    take a shot every time Chris says 'mother fucker'

  • @jvlamakulering1690
    @jvlamakulering1690 4 роки тому

    I liked that warbringer reference "power unsurpassed"

  • @isaackeller1816
    @isaackeller1816 5 років тому

    This has been in my watch later since it was put up and I’m upset I didn’t watch it sooner.

  • @NapalmWeed
    @NapalmWeed 5 років тому +2

    Nothing more metal than doggie clothes!!!! SLAYER!!!!

  • @antocaricati5372
    @antocaricati5372 4 роки тому +1

    You should do a live stream we’re you show off all of your patches

  • @heavymetalmusicofdestructi3430
    @heavymetalmusicofdestructi3430 4 роки тому

    love the channel Chris

  • @thebigflyingninja5242
    @thebigflyingninja5242 5 років тому +2

    This channel is dope nice vids an also funny asf why I been checking out your vids haha GETCHA PULL

  • @googlename3859
    @googlename3859 3 роки тому

    "Do i care about Wintersun in 2019? Fuck no, neither does Jari apparently" Golden

  • @lilyvampwolf
    @lilyvampwolf 5 років тому +1

    No matter how metal you are, your dog has to have a comfy sweater 🖤💚🖤💚

  • @-boba-9029
    @-boba-9029 5 років тому

    "goddamn fucking bin of patches!" --JHoff 2019

  • @DougJK
    @DougJK 5 років тому

    Another video? Yesss

  • @andrewrenz1378
    @andrewrenz1378 5 років тому

    Man i love that beast. I have 3 warlocks and a widow. I love em

  • @cibeleoliveira4842
    @cibeleoliveira4842 5 років тому

    Love this channel, I got to known many amazing metal bands here! Thanks guys. Greetings from Brazil 🤘

  • @jakedusinberre8269
    @jakedusinberre8269 5 років тому

    that is true chris! i always have another beer too cure a hangover after the morning coffee lol. would love to drink some beers with ya some day and listen to metal!

  • @PixelFastFood
    @PixelFastFood 4 роки тому

    Gotta say that bass is awesome

  • @oceanview123
    @oceanview123 5 років тому

    Just started watching your videos, Great Content and getting back into my metal side

  • @JeanCarlosArtist
    @JeanCarlosArtist 5 років тому +1

    Waking up in the middle of a shirt pile 😂. Been there.

  • @pinchaspreil3872
    @pinchaspreil3872 4 роки тому

    Holy shit I love the IASIP reference. Goddamn jabroni

  • @jbcr02
    @jbcr02 5 років тому +5

    Thrash in a hat, a childrens book by Julian Hoffman

  • @samwarner9294
    @samwarner9294 5 років тому

    You have my like for the bass

  • @Hammox
    @Hammox 3 роки тому +2

    But that thing with the CDs is pure truth tho! Of course you can stream the music but you just NEED CDs!!! They look cool, buying them supports the band and they are ✨ACTUAL PHYSICAL OBJECTS✨! Unbelievable, right?!

  • @lemmykilmister5293
    @lemmykilmister5293 5 років тому

    Lessons i am willing to listen

  • @mesothrax
    @mesothrax 5 років тому +1

    I needed this

  • @ohandnate
    @ohandnate 5 років тому

    Damn, Chris is shredded!

  • @MrTrap-xo2my
    @MrTrap-xo2my 4 роки тому +1

    Real title: Flexing my badass merch

  • @efogg3
    @efogg3 4 роки тому

    Fastest beer chugger of the north so Chris is! \m/

  • @zechariazlegendah8958
    @zechariazlegendah8958 5 років тому +1

    Well said sir

  • @bdyog_2464
    @bdyog_2464 5 років тому

    The Wintersun rant is a fat mood

  • @JPage-wl5em
    @JPage-wl5em 5 років тому +1

    Chris what the best Kreator album for a new metalhead

    • @michaeltozzi3112
      @michaeltozzi3112 5 років тому +1

      I personally love Phantom Antichrist. Listen to Terrible Certainty and Pleasure To Kill if you want to go old school. They are awesome as well.

  • @polloloco2307
    @polloloco2307 2 роки тому

    Being a metal head made me physically strong from moshing and working out to mosh hard. I've been hit and thrown around that my body was durable. Then I skated and that was another level of durability

  • @anapoda7854
    @anapoda7854 4 роки тому

    That Lamb Of God poster in the background, is literally my backpatch. Lamb Of God is amazing🤘🤘

  • @Young_BZ
    @Young_BZ 5 років тому

    Pretty cool room Chris.