Life Lessons for Metalheads

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  • Опубліковано 31 бер 2019
  • In this weeks episode, Chris teaches you some life lessons he's learned from being a Metalhead all his life.
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  • @TheCreepyUndead
    @TheCreepyUndead 5 років тому +1596

    "I've seen more stable Slipknot careers than that poster"

  • @jimmygray4525
    @jimmygray4525 5 років тому +1243

    Life is awesome once you're a Metalhead.

    • @antoniocenteno1483
      @antoniocenteno1483 5 років тому +30

      Except when someone clean your SLAYAAHH T Shirts

    • @jimmygray4525
      @jimmygray4525 5 років тому +10

      @UCiE5z4g8dHFleko7uVf22RQ lmfao. I think you mean SLAAYEER!!!

    • @tahanaerosario9154
      @tahanaerosario9154 5 років тому +1

      Factual

    • @flayv999
      @flayv999 5 років тому +15

      I'm in a black metal band and I want to fucking kill myself but yea

    • @mayabc333
      @mayabc333 5 років тому +9

      @@flayv999 what's your band called?

  • @dragan2324
    @dragan2324 5 років тому +415

    Jesus, that's like 3 metalheads worth of metal in that room

  • @sopsilist2030
    @sopsilist2030 5 років тому +206

    Basically just Chris flexing his beer and metal merchandise lmao

    • @metallitron9000
      @metallitron9000 5 років тому +6

      His CD collection is small tbh. Shirts, hats, and memorabilia on the other hand...

  • @jesusfreak777ize
    @jesusfreak777ize 5 років тому +669

    *chris slams down a whole beer in one go* okay, I get it, you're Canadian.

    • @hobotube14
      @hobotube14 5 років тому +5

      Fuck yeah eh!

    • @elbasso7504
      @elbasso7504 4 роки тому +21

      thats the usual way to drink beer in Germany, especially when you ARE a metalhead!

    • @thrashmpyra2202
      @thrashmpyra2202 4 роки тому +4

      Actually, he's Greek😂
      He is the only greek metalhead youtuber I know😂 I don't even know if there's another greek metalhead youtuber here in Greece (I'm greek)

    • @CaptainCrankyBeard
      @CaptainCrankyBeard 4 роки тому +2

      @@elbasso7504 Same in the netherlands man!!!

    • @lysewiebe7815
      @lysewiebe7815 4 роки тому

      @Pseudo he from the canada

  • @orcslayer1268
    @orcslayer1268 5 років тому +227

    The Exodus poster falling is a metaphor for my life falling apart lmao

  • @devenpawar9511
    @devenpawar9511 5 років тому +174

    FINALLY! EVERYONE SAYS CDS ARE OUTDATED SO I FEEL LEFT OUT BUT NO! IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO COLLECTS CDS! YES!

    • @michaeltozzi3112
      @michaeltozzi3112 5 років тому +14

      I collect cds and vinyls as well. My proudest collection of vinyls and cds are the Death albums.

    • @devenpawar9511
      @devenpawar9511 5 років тому +6

      Michael Tozzi Nice. Mine are the Metallica albums (of course)

    • @chereborn2525
      @chereborn2525 3 роки тому +4

      In my 30s that still me lmao
      But not just metal and rock cds and vinyls that i own.
      Also have bought and own classical,instrumental, soundtracks from video games,movie and anime. Some 80s pop, blues, old school(some new) rap/hip hop/ R&B, soul, and bands that play that sings with different languages.

  • @spook_ey.a409
    @spook_ey.a409 5 років тому +44

    I like Slipknot, but all the little burns he gets in are amazing

  • @RivLoveshine
    @RivLoveshine 5 років тому +205

    I know someone who plays at church that has a coffin case for his bass.

  • @alexlysakowski329
    @alexlysakowski329 5 років тому +251

    Jhofffilms, a UA-cam video? Must be April fool's day

  • @justinalexander5959
    @justinalexander5959 5 років тому +128

    Hurt my Blackened Heart to see those posters destroyed

    • @shitheadbrad6068
      @shitheadbrad6068 3 роки тому +4

      Especially the Trivium one. Also the Kerry King one and the Zakk Wylde one too

  • @jayn1205
    @jayn1205 5 років тому +122

    I'm glad you didn't tear down that Iced Earth poster

    • @groovysnake6664
      @groovysnake6664 5 років тому +24

      My finger was hovering over the unsubb button in case he did that

    • @beastkotathix
      @beastkotathix 5 років тому +4

      The pure tension as he got closer to it

    • @invadernik
      @invadernik 5 років тому +12

      the wintersun dismantling triggered me...

    • @hobotube14
      @hobotube14 5 років тому

      Me 2 but wintersun ffs!

  • @IrateWizrd
    @IrateWizrd 5 років тому +191

    Imagine being a metalhead and not buying CDs

    • @ademcanvaner2567
      @ademcanvaner2567 5 років тому +13

      They do go hand in hand, don't they? 💿🎸💿🎸🎸

    • @prosto_toster
      @prosto_toster 5 років тому +9

      That’s me

    • @izmuth7081
      @izmuth7081 5 років тому +25

      i’m@broke

    • @ademcanvaner2567
      @ademcanvaner2567 5 років тому +66

      @@izmuth7081
      It's not about who has the biggest collection. If you listen to metal, you're a metalhead.

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 5 років тому +10

      @@ademcanvaner2567 Something I've been wondering about: i wanted to buy a band shirt, but combined with shipping it costs almost $60. Is it worth it, or should i just get it for $25 when i visit the US in a few years? Because i'm broke as fuck, and that's a pretty substantial amount of money

  • @batman66ism
    @batman66ism 2 роки тому +14

    I remember the early days when I got into metal. I was so into Motley Crue I had one wall covered with nothing but their posters. But when I really got into the heavy stuff the crue came down and it was SLAYER on all 4 walls as well as Maiden Megadeth and Exodus. Good times.

  • @NiRvAnA6890
    @NiRvAnA6890 5 років тому +43

    Chris is right, nothing beats putting a CD in the car stereo and blasting away into outer space.

  • @corejunko3691
    @corejunko3691 5 років тому +78

    When you ask Chris for a lesson in violence but get life lessons

    • @niallooo
      @niallooo 5 років тому

      Why isn't this pinned

  • @nickkohlmann
    @nickkohlmann 5 років тому +87

    I call myself a Metalhead and I feel addressed

  • @nickcynn42
    @nickcynn42 5 років тому +46

    holy shit, Chris you have the coolest metal merch collection

  • @samcreates3979
    @samcreates3979 5 років тому +450

    but what does Corey Taylor think about this?

  • @sadson420
    @sadson420 5 років тому +47

    You chugged that beer, proud of you

  • @edgarchapa7266
    @edgarchapa7266 5 років тому +13

    “ you need to be with speed and power unsurpassed” love it 😂

  • @ByJxne
    @ByJxne 5 років тому +95

    There's no Jhofffilms scissors in your store 0/10 how am i supposed to cut my sleeves off now?

    • @user-kn7tq2zy8k
      @user-kn7tq2zy8k 5 років тому +21

      Punch them off

    • @ByJxne
      @ByJxne 5 років тому +13

      @@user-kn7tq2zy8k I'm not thrash enough

    • @cf8979
      @cf8979 5 років тому +16

      You’re supposed to use the Jhofffilms knife, like he said in the video. Did you even watch it? Poser.

    • @FuraFaolox
      @FuraFaolox 5 років тому +1

      You're supposed to do the most brutal guttural at the sleeves.

    • @beelzebubbzhx5874
      @beelzebubbzhx5874 4 роки тому +3

      Bite them off.
      Pretty brutal if you ask me

  • @themetalgator6668
    @themetalgator6668 4 роки тому +11

    How to be a metalhead: become a hoarder and spend all your money on metal. This is pretty accurate honestly!

  • @ShatteredByVengeance
    @ShatteredByVengeance 5 років тому +15

    "Gus G can stay there 'cause he's Greek and Greeks are badass". Thanks(?) dude. Love from Greece!

  • @S_O_O_C
    @S_O_O_C 5 років тому +54

    My arm lost a beauty contest to a darn toothpick, hell no the sleeves ain't coming off.

  • @MemazoMedia
    @MemazoMedia 4 роки тому +3

    lol , loved how he threw away most stuff but the Hetfield/Mustaine was placed carefully on the ground

  • @austindotson9382
    @austindotson9382 5 років тому +40

    Taking off Trivium and Wintersun was the wrong move but awesome Exodus flag.

    • @hobotube14
      @hobotube14 5 років тому +1

      Fuck trivium except requiem but otherwise agree

    • @Rivwe
      @Rivwe 4 роки тому

      Okay this may be debatable but wintersun stays. Trivium is old shit lmao

    • @Lightning-gg5iu
      @Lightning-gg5iu 4 роки тому

      Durpness Sucks Trivium is dope though

    • @Lightning-gg5iu
      @Lightning-gg5iu 4 роки тому

      Tim Reaper Trivium is dope though

    • @Rivwe
      @Rivwe 4 роки тому

      Lightning6475
      Old trivium is good I suppose 🤔

  • @chingunmendbayar3257
    @chingunmendbayar3257 5 років тому +102

    Never clicked a notification this fast buds

  • @UrLocalBandNerd
    @UrLocalBandNerd 5 років тому +13

    Okay, the magazine thing is so true
    Every thirteen year old got posters from magazines

  • @irishmetalhead9991
    @irishmetalhead9991 5 років тому +32

    Love you guys! Much love from Ireland 🤘🤘🤘

  • @putridabomination
    @putridabomination 5 років тому +54

    Of course they would upload on April fool's. \m/

  • @malcolmperez1790
    @malcolmperez1790 4 роки тому +2

    I felt that cd part. Theres a world of difference from digital vs physical copy. Its not the same. Still got my cd book and still use it.

  • @hillarycourchaine6829
    @hillarycourchaine6829 Рік тому +1

    I'm a metalhead through and through, I absolutely love metal music 🤘🤘🤘🤘🖤🖤🖤🖤

  • @samanthaspeaks4206
    @samanthaspeaks4206 5 років тому +3

    I love that you shared buying merchandise and music from the bands you love. Amen,they cant tour if youre just saying "i love that band " actions speak louder than words. I agree a million percent ❤ thank you for that sir. Have a great rest of your day :)

  • @fataldecay8278
    @fataldecay8278 5 років тому +53

    Stopped listening to nuclear assault to watch this, better be good

  • @quality_trash0859
    @quality_trash0859 Рік тому +1

    I 100% agree with the streaming service part, for example if you listen to a band on Spotify the actual band does not make that much profit. But if you buy their cds or whatever it supports the band way more! That's what I do, yeah it costs more but do you wanna support your favourite band or not?

  • @Andrew-ys6fb
    @Andrew-ys6fb 5 років тому +2

    1:46 Chris, Lemmy wore cowboy boots.

    • @wendyhaze1624
      @wendyhaze1624 5 років тому

      Yeah but thats because he's God. God can do anything........

  • @aaronmccann973
    @aaronmccann973 5 років тому +5

    I'm so happy rn. ANOTHER ADVICE FROM CHRIS VID 🤘🤘

  • @unicornk1d
    @unicornk1d 5 років тому +32

    "Fugayzi's" ahahaha
    That's what my mom calls me.

  • @Bigvs.Dickvs
    @Bigvs.Dickvs 2 роки тому +2

    5:08 Someone call a vet cause that bass is fucking sick!

  • @bgthrash2211
    @bgthrash2211 5 років тому +10

    Yo I’m going to see slayer and cannibal corpse at the xfinity center in Mansfield on May 25 it’s gunna be sick

    • @michaeltozzi3112
      @michaeltozzi3112 5 років тому +1

      I'm going to see them on the 20th. It's going to be the best concert I see!! Haken was sick but this will top it!!

  • @Generatingmoments
    @Generatingmoments 5 років тому +2

    Finally another quality video! I love your channel!

  • @blackmetalgroot9233
    @blackmetalgroot9233 3 роки тому +2

    Chris: go to shows and bye patches, it's not that difficult.
    Me in 2021:

  • @SkyFly102
    @SkyFly102 5 років тому +1

    Chris is a bassist, fuck yeah dude 🤘

  • @mattofthebeans1920
    @mattofthebeans1920 Рік тому +1

    2:49 “guys that play god damn harps on their fucking bedroom”
    10/10 english

  • @coltongriffith1295
    @coltongriffith1295 5 років тому +7

    I usually just tear the sleeves off But you have to be careful when doing that because one time I accidentally just tore the whole shirt in half

  • @murderdollsforever3243
    @murderdollsforever3243 5 років тому +2

    THIS IS THE BEST UA-cam CHANNEL EVER! Chris you rule

  • @heavymetalmusicofdestructi3430
    @heavymetalmusicofdestructi3430 4 роки тому

    love the channel Chris

  • @cibeleoliveira4842
    @cibeleoliveira4842 5 років тому

    Love this channel, I got to known many amazing metal bands here! Thanks guys. Greetings from Brazil 🤘

  • @madisonleedrums1263
    @madisonleedrums1263 3 роки тому +1

    "Bass is the foundation of every band, no motorhead without Lemmy"!!

  • @elscourou6654
    @elscourou6654 5 років тому +1

    take a shot every time Chris says 'mother fucker'

  • @christinax6769
    @christinax6769 5 років тому +13

    Oh hey,Chris has got a pic of Gus G there.Hell yeah🔥.Proud to be Greek (for once hahaha)

  • @roberthogberg3300
    @roberthogberg3300 5 років тому

    I love that dresser! So many patches!!!

  • @aliasfakename2267
    @aliasfakename2267 5 років тому +1

    Nice warnbringer line drop. Thanks for all the content guys

  • @Bonde334
    @Bonde334 5 років тому

    Thanks for the information Chris...

  • @oceanview123
    @oceanview123 5 років тому

    Just started watching your videos, Great Content and getting back into my metal side

  • @jvlamakulering1690
    @jvlamakulering1690 3 роки тому

    I liked that warbringer reference "power unsurpassed"

  • @tysonbathke9468
    @tysonbathke9468 3 роки тому

    Oh.. my.. god.. my favorite video on UA-cam now...

  • @robkfilms6266
    @robkfilms6266 5 років тому

    Most underated channel

  • @lukeman8605
    @lukeman8605 5 років тому +2

    Giving me reassurance on Canadians one cold one cracked at a time 🙏🏻🤘🏻🇨🇦thank you dudes!

  • @DougJK
    @DougJK 5 років тому

    Another video? Yesss

  • @MotorGoblin
    @MotorGoblin 5 років тому +8

    "Go back to Sweden"... Brutality.

  • @jakeeheredia
    @jakeeheredia 5 років тому +1

    "David Jr." Ya got me there, sons o' bitches you.

  • @lemmykilmister5293
    @lemmykilmister5293 5 років тому

    Lessons i am willing to listen

  • @anaalvarez5485
    @anaalvarez5485 4 роки тому

    That ultraviolence and power trip patch are sweet

  • @jbcr02
    @jbcr02 5 років тому +5

    Thrash in a hat, a childrens book by Julian Hoffman

  • @netabolt6546
    @netabolt6546 5 років тому

    great lifelessons.

  • @sopeuwubabies9686
    @sopeuwubabies9686 5 років тому

    Love your videos dude thanks I’m new to this 💞💞💞

  • @googlename3859
    @googlename3859 2 роки тому

    "Do i care about Wintersun in 2019? Fuck no, neither does Jari apparently" Golden

  • @mesothrax
    @mesothrax 5 років тому +1

    I needed this

  • @japanesepersimmon5421
    @japanesepersimmon5421 5 років тому

    I love that outro

  • @TheCrazyJuggaloJKB
    @TheCrazyJuggaloJKB 5 років тому

    good shit man.

  • @NapalmWeed
    @NapalmWeed 5 років тому +2

    Nothing more metal than doggie clothes!!!! SLAYER!!!!

  • @isaackeller1816
    @isaackeller1816 5 років тому

    This has been in my watch later since it was put up and I’m upset I didn’t watch it sooner.

  • @thebigflyingninja5242
    @thebigflyingninja5242 5 років тому +2

    This channel is dope nice vids an also funny asf why I been checking out your vids haha GETCHA PULL

  • @samwarner9294
    @samwarner9294 4 роки тому

    You have my like for the bass

  • @eddietheheaduwu
    @eddietheheaduwu 5 років тому +1

    thank you father I'll make sure to follow your life lessons

  • @PixelFastFood
    @PixelFastFood 4 роки тому

    Gotta say that bass is awesome

  • @jakedusinberre8269
    @jakedusinberre8269 5 років тому

    that is true chris! i always have another beer too cure a hangover after the morning coffee lol. would love to drink some beers with ya some day and listen to metal!

  • @zechariazlegendah8958
    @zechariazlegendah8958 5 років тому +1

    Well said sir

  • @Freyja_M4106
    @Freyja_M4106 5 років тому

    Hej Chris and crew. My fiancé and I wish to share part of the saga of our holidae together. First off I am a Norse an 1/2 Irish woman born on Scandinavian soil but currently living in the U.S., my fiancé is an extremely beautiful German and 1/2 English woman born in and currently living in Germany. We both are Metalheads/Punks and love your vids. Recently we took a holidae in Ohio U.S.. Right from the start it was truly a Hardcore visit. We rented a condo in a harbor near Lake Erie, with a canal and docks in the back. We had a beautiful view of sunsets docks boats and some wildlife in one direction, followed by an awesome view of the cooling tower of a nuclear power plant steaming away1/4 mile away in the other. Fekken hardcore!!! On one of our first days there we decided to see this Lake Erie. We both were amazed at how truly vast it was. As we walked along the beach holding hands we saw something come in on the tide. We got closer and to our Glory it was a Cold Unopened Beer! Yes you wheembags beer happens for the worthy! It was truly a gift from The Gods and we thought of you Chris and how Beer Happens for you too as we drank it. On our holidae we also went to the rock and roll hall of fame. The Metal and Punk rooms were awesome, everything else was boring. We closed out our time together getting mutual Runic tattoos proclaiming our bond and to celebrate our engagement. So to you Chris, cheers an keep rocking. To alle you wannabe's out there, beer will happen for you someday when you are worthy... Ye probably listen to winger anywae ye fekken wheembags...
    Love an Respect JHoff crew

  • @Young_BZ
    @Young_BZ 5 років тому

    Pretty cool room Chris.

  • @maxpalmer3212
    @maxpalmer3212 5 років тому

    This was great

  • @antocaricati5372
    @antocaricati5372 4 роки тому +1

    You should do a live stream we’re you show off all of your patches

  • @D-A-1776
    @D-A-1776 5 років тому

    Love the beast bass. I had the nj series beast guitar with floyd rose

  • @TheBlackKnight1o1
    @TheBlackKnight1o1 5 років тому

    5:20 First bass I bought, a B.C. Rich Warlock in a coffin case. Still have it. Still love it.

  • @bdyog_2464
    @bdyog_2464 5 років тому

    The Wintersun rant is a fat mood

  • @Nick-xg8ly
    @Nick-xg8ly 5 років тому +5

    Awe man I like Rings of Saturn

  • @andrewrenz1378
    @andrewrenz1378 5 років тому

    Man i love that beast. I have 3 warlocks and a widow. I love em

  • @TheScarrecrrow
    @TheScarrecrrow 5 років тому

    I'd kill for all em patches

  • @Rustieoke
    @Rustieoke 5 років тому

    I got that same power Trip patch sitting on my desk my man!

  • @anapoda7854
    @anapoda7854 3 роки тому

    That Lamb Of God poster in the background, is literally my backpatch. Lamb Of God is amazing🤘🤘

  • @ohandnate
    @ohandnate 5 років тому

    Damn, Chris is shredded!

  • @lilyvampwolf
    @lilyvampwolf 5 років тому +1

    No matter how metal you are, your dog has to have a comfy sweater 🖤💚🖤💚

  • @JJ_957
    @JJ_957 5 років тому +3

    This was a hilarious video. I got nothing else to say except that Chris looks gorgeous as always

  • @cartercarter7295
    @cartercarter7295 4 роки тому

    that is the greatest intro ever

  • @metallicleoraa
    @metallicleoraa 5 років тому +4

    The new poster is a big improvement, now you need more of them. And stronger thumbtacks !

  • @grapetape9753
    @grapetape9753 5 років тому

    I love these kinds of videos😂😂😂😂

  • @MyAccount-ns3eb
    @MyAccount-ns3eb 5 років тому +5

    The sleeves part killed me xddd

  • @beesechops
    @beesechops 5 років тому +2

    Trivium was disrespected