I can see the movie trailers already "First it was Robert Redford in '" Last Castle", but now Vampire Chicken shows up as Johny Yoink Your Cap, but there is only one lavatory in the entire prison and he needs to poop. So he takes over one block at a time. Turning cell blocks into card blocks. It's time... to slice with dice. Join Vampire chicken as Johny Yoink Your Cap in: "Last Castle II", Risk edition. Role a cap to take a crap." Coming to a bad theater near you.
Oh no the lavatory has a blizzard in it whatever shall I do, proceeds to conquer the only other bathroom in prison making him the most important person immediately lol
Trying to make Kopi Luwak? I don't believe it's made with human excrement so the quality doesn't improve using the butt method.. in case you were wondering ;).
@@King-uj1lh if VC’s community is committed to r*** jokes; if that’s the hill he stands on, I will. Enjoy his content immensely but that type of comment first thing in the morning isn’t worth it. Hope y’all never have to experience anything like it but also hope it doesn’t take a personal experience for you to develop the slightest bit of empathy.
If SMG ever comes out with a space prison for pirates map VC is definitely going to need a 90-second timer - maybe even a 120 second timer - to get all the dialogue out.
Your opening reminded me of the movie “Murder in the First” with Kevin Bacon. It’s a movie about the federal case that actually shut down Alcatraz. Anyway, cheers! Much love!
Solitary confinement doesn't work for the vampire chicken, he is more then one person therefore never solitary. He can also not be confined because he is crazy as bats!
Vampire Chickisms I'm pretty sure this guy is a Grandmaster / "I know there might be some grandmasters watching..." = 1 I love this = 0 Wait, this isn't chess = 0 That is for me = 0 Thumbs down 👎 Break alliance = 0 Johnny yoink-ya-cap / "Johnny sneaks-a-lot" = 1 Hydrations / "I got some caffeine man" = 4 The BOAT = 0 "Johnny Psycho" = 1 The Slippery snake shake and bake = 0 Get Toasted = 0 Blunders = 0
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Shot out to yellow for not automatically bottiing. He must watches a lot of Vampire Chicken playing Alcatraz capless
The Longshanks family are no quitters - I would know because that's the name I got on my original iPad account
"the guards have been paid to look the other way" the funniest thing I have ever heard on a AlcaTuesday
I can see the movie trailers already
"First it was Robert Redford in '" Last Castle", but now Vampire Chicken shows up as Johny Yoink Your Cap, but there is only one lavatory in the entire prison and he needs to poop. So he takes over one block at a time. Turning cell blocks into card blocks. It's time... to slice with dice.
Join Vampire chicken as Johny Yoink Your Cap in: "Last Castle II", Risk edition. Role a cap to take a crap."
Coming to a bad theater near you.
Oh no the lavatory has a blizzard in it whatever shall I do, proceeds to conquer the only other bathroom in prison making him the most important person immediately lol
But also the one with the most stinky cell 🤔
VC never fails to entertain, and also somehow win. Somehow entertain? Magically win! Fabulously entertain‽ Stupendously win!
Love the vids!
Bro did yellow dirty 😂😂😂😂😂
Bro you're the only guy I start laughing out loud right when you pick caps, it's hilarious (I'm only two minutes into the video and I'm rolling)😅😂
Sneaky Johnny-Yoink-Your-Cap has logged on.
Believe it or not you can buy coffee at the prison shop, no need to put coffee up your butt!
Oh... well this is awkward...
Unless you want to make "prison kopi luwak."
It's not necessary, just fun!
Trying to make Kopi Luwak? I don't believe it's made with human excrement so the quality doesn't improve using the butt method.. in case you were wondering ;).
Gotta pass the time somehow!
In prison, you gotta worry about the guy behind you ❤
VC, I hope you or your mod team clean this up. Prison R is not a joke.
That’s literally the most pc joke of all time. Chill Margarine it will be ok
@@ifipersonyou definitely don’t live with someone who experienced it because I assure you it isn’t okay.
@@MargarineMeadowgo be offended somewhere else
@@King-uj1lh if VC’s community is committed to r*** jokes; if that’s the hill he stands on, I will. Enjoy his content immensely but that type of comment first thing in the morning isn’t worth it. Hope y’all never have to experience anything like it but also hope it doesn’t take a personal experience for you to develop the slightest bit of empathy.
Happy Alca-Tuesday VC 🌞
Watch out Green!!! There's a psycho behind you 😂😂😂
"When you're in prison you need to worry about the guy behind you" - particularly in the showers.
Black had such a great cap choice with those 2 connected 6 stacks... Instead he decided to bury his cap all the way back in the corridor.
So you ARE the guy that would backdoor ppl in prison!?
Oh, wait, I see, it's just for the coffee
If SMG ever comes out with a space prison for pirates map VC is definitely going to need a 90-second timer - maybe even a 120 second timer - to get all the dialogue out.
My dream map!
The guy who cap behind was the guy who controls everything from behind too... That's some level of menace. I think this guy is GM (GrandMafia) 😂
Your opening reminded me of the movie “Murder in the First” with Kevin Bacon. It’s a movie about the federal case that actually shut down Alcatraz.
Anyway, cheers! Much love!
These intros 😆 👏👏👏
Keep up the good work :D
I wish I could enjoy anything as much as VC enjoys a game of Risk.
Solitary confinement doesn't work for the vampire chicken, he is more then one person therefore never solitary. He can also not be confined because he is crazy as bats!
Lol those hijinx with yellow and green. Quality content 😂
Great win over 5 grandmasters, Jonathan!
Vampire Chickisms
I'm pretty sure this guy is a Grandmaster / "I know there might be some grandmasters watching..." = 1
I love this = 0
Wait, this isn't chess = 0
That is for me = 0
Thumbs down 👎 Break alliance = 0
Johnny yoink-ya-cap / "Johnny sneaks-a-lot" = 1
Hydrations / "I got some caffeine man" = 4
The BOAT = 0
"Johnny Psycho" = 1
The Slippery snake shake and bake = 0
Get Toasted = 0
Blunders = 0
Happy Alcatuesday!
Happy Alca Tuesday everyone.
Caffeine usually gets sold in prison so no need to smuggle
There's a market for coffee
Why did yellow split his troops in both sides of you..
He was probably showing green that his stack in there wasn't all of him
Inject the silly intro into my veins. Pure silly. Best game of the year?
I'm gonna keep this channel on the DL
so your the guy thats been angering me 2 days straight cap stacking me lol
Don't drop the dice in Alcatraz
does anyone else hear the discord notification sound multiple times throughout the video
What’s the word of the day?
I think this guy might be a grandmaster
gm GM
Good morning!