Keep "FIVE FEET APART" 10 feet away from me

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  • Опубліковано 15 чер 2019
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  • @wendyrodriguez1281
    @wendyrodriguez1281 5 років тому +26084

    Dylan: "If he dies, I'm gonna lose it."
    Movie: *he's okay*
    Dylan: "He's okay. well, that's disappointing."

    • @__megs__5407
      @__megs__5407 5 років тому +237

      Wendy Rodriguez Tbh while watching the movie the first time, I was really hoping Will would die, but then I thought that Stella was going to die & I was disappointed... but reading the end of the book made me happy

    • @nafisahislam4498
      @nafisahislam4498 5 років тому +62

      I wanted will to die, I know it's rude

    • @scarlettyoung9718
      @scarlettyoung9718 5 років тому +109

      @@nafisahislam4498 he probably will cause there's no cure for what he's got can't even get new lungs

    • @Negative1_1
      @Negative1_1 5 років тому +31

      I wanted everyone to die

    • @alonasteele8526
      @alonasteele8526 5 років тому +25

      @@nafisahislam4498 i know right, i didn't even cry 'cayse that ending was lame

  • @annapaula6156
    @annapaula6156 4 роки тому +9153

    "it's based on a real story OMG ALL THE JOKES THAT I MADE"

    • @crankydoople
      @crankydoople 3 роки тому

      It's what?

    • @emilykozak7249
      @emilykozak7249 3 роки тому +19

      Σοφία Τσιμαρα yes dedication to Claire wineland. She had CF and died in September 2018.

  • @aminasey
    @aminasey 3 роки тому +6990

    "She's wearing a nice dress and he's wearing... flannel"
    I cackled 😂😂

  • @mayranohelia
    @mayranohelia 3 роки тому +3676

    When Dylan says: “You’re gonna leave her after I invested two hours into your romance... Selfish” I felt it.

    • @keu.45-log
      @keu.45-log 2 роки тому +10

      1.1 k likes and no comments ?? Well, I am gonna change that 🙂

    • @Cece-islandgorl
      @Cece-islandgorl Рік тому +2

      2.2k likes and one comment?? Nah I’m gonna change that

    • @0905Db
      @0905Db 4 місяці тому

      3.3k likes and two comments ?? I'm gonna change that

  • @hngvan_
    @hngvan_ 5 років тому +10365

    i just realized cole sprouse always plays the emo characters lol

    • @noellefritz5678
      @noellefritz5678 5 років тому +378

      cao hong van yeah cuz Cody was so emo

    • @hngvan_
      @hngvan_ 5 років тому +144

      @@noellefritz5678 emo in a cute way (if that makes sense 🤔)

    • @noellefritz5678
      @noellefritz5678 5 років тому +86

      cao hong van I wasn't saying emo is bad, I'm just asking how Cody from Zach and Cody was emo lol

    • @hngvan_
      @hngvan_ 5 років тому +74

      @@noellefritz5678 well actually cody is not that emo, hes kinda nerdy:)) and i didnt say emo is bad tho

    • @noellefritz5678
      @noellefritz5678 5 років тому +34

      cao hong van I didn't say emo was bad either, I was just responding to you saying "every character Cole sprouse plays is emo" with "so Cody was emo?"

  • @aimee4424
    @aimee4424 4 роки тому +23767

    Two people chillin by the pool, 5 feet apart cuz they might die

  • @HannahMcKinney13
    @HannahMcKinney13 3 роки тому +6014

    "sex in the Vatican."
    "......hopefully not with the pope"
    😂😂😂

    • @rkah6187
      @rkah6187 3 роки тому +28

      I'd be down 😂😂

    • @JayXShredz
      @JayXShredz 3 роки тому +6

      Did he mean Vatican City

    • @saraalb3816
      @saraalb3816 3 роки тому +8

      Jayden Le I think the Vatican is the actual building in the Vatican City.

    • @JayXShredz
      @JayXShredz 3 роки тому +5

      @@saraalb3816 oh ok cuz I just learned my 47 European countries

    • @saraalb3816
      @saraalb3816 3 роки тому +4

      @@JayXShredz lmao kn school I have to take the Africa map test and ima die

  • @tineke4134
    @tineke4134 3 роки тому +5818

    I can’t believe Dylan didn’t cry HOLY SHIT I was ugly crying for a goddamn hour after it ended

    • @annikakaufer4490
      @annikakaufer4490 3 роки тому +64

      Can I like give a double thumbs up for this comment?

    • @thetruth830
      @thetruth830 3 роки тому +186

      SAME I also can't believe he didn't pick up on the implications that he died lol

    • @rjp1338
      @rjp1338 3 роки тому +65

      this movie is awful lol cringey af and bad acting

    • @umershaikh8012
      @umershaikh8012 3 роки тому +19

      @@rjp1338 name a good movie if this is bad

    • @rjp1338
      @rjp1338 3 роки тому +24

      @@umershaikh8012 please are you fr? Like i wouldnt even stop typing till the year 2099

  • @dianaandre1000
    @dianaandre1000 5 років тому +9223

    Claire was a cf patient that was a consultant for the movie, and that's what made the movie so medically accurate. She died mid filming. That's why they dedicated the movie to her

    • @Novaelline
      @Novaelline 5 років тому +828

      I was thinking about Claire during the video and then I saw the "For Claire" and f'ing lost it. Didn't know she had been working on the film.

    • @7474jd
      @7474jd 5 років тому +608

      @Crystal KayNine Yep, really shitty because she got new lungs and died from complications due to the surgery. Stroke or something.

    • @Novaelline
      @Novaelline 5 років тому +262

      @@dianaandre1000 she has a UA-cam channel. Such a beautiful soul and heart she had. She is greatly missed.

    • @rachel3591
      @rachel3591 5 років тому +74

      Claire wineland !!

    • @belenlen18
      @belenlen18 5 років тому +46

      i love claire! she was such a sweetheart

  • @alcyonae
    @alcyonae 4 роки тому +18620

    “If he’s gonna die I’m gonna lose it”
    He’s ok
    “Well that’s disappointing”
    DYLAN

    • @rkive6113
      @rkive6113 4 роки тому +225

      but you know that this is his way of saying goodbye, right? bc he’s treatment was not even working so he did in fact die.

    • @StevieMcKenna10
      @StevieMcKenna10 4 роки тому +52

      @@rkive6113 well no he didn't die, they met at the airport

    • @rkive6113
      @rkive6113 4 роки тому +56

      The Sensitive Libra/Stevie i know that, but what i’m trying to say is that he didn’t last much longer

    • @AliCatGtz
      @AliCatGtz 4 роки тому +9

      I couldn't stop laughing when he said that 🤣

    • @surfing_lophie9546
      @surfing_lophie9546 3 роки тому +5

      thats cole

  • @lourlopezsk
    @lourlopezsk 3 роки тому +1744

    "Teenage girls just love emo guys"
    Me at 16: yes
    Me now at 26: yes

    • @Jenskieez
      @Jenskieez 2 роки тому +50

      it ain't a phase mom!!

    • @Zimuahaha
      @Zimuahaha 2 роки тому +13

      Me at...older than that: yes

    • @carmillaansaac9410
      @carmillaansaac9410 2 роки тому +5

      Specially if they're skinny and scrawny😩

    • @sin3358
      @sin3358 2 роки тому +5

      Good. Now replace emo with emotionally unavailable men 😂

    • @Teja63859
      @Teja63859 2 роки тому +3

      Me: nope

  • @Polin-dx5ru
    @Polin-dx5ru 3 роки тому +1542

    Dylan: “It’s Wednesday.”
    *wears a pink hoodie*
    I see that Mean Girls reference. Idk if it was intentional or not but I see it

  • @loveiseverywhere7744
    @loveiseverywhere7744 4 роки тому +18400

    “Five feet apart” - everyone’s life right now

  • @shimonaa272
    @shimonaa272 5 років тому +14505

    I can't believe he doesn't remember Rico from Hannah Montana

    • @im6871
      @im6871 5 років тому +545

      THATS WHY HE LOOKED FAMILIAR

    • @rasp-passiontea8525
      @rasp-passiontea8525 5 років тому +302

      Wait that wAS HIM-

    • @jassyjones
      @jassyjones 5 років тому +21

      Shimona A right

    • @jassyjones
      @jassyjones 5 років тому +58

      Gotham is ending and I’m sad he also guest stared on suite life

    • @AdinaGomez
      @AdinaGomez 5 років тому +26

      Claire Dé Lune They’re talking about the boy who died not Cole

  • @SyntheticDivine
    @SyntheticDivine 3 роки тому +1211

    Five feet just wasn't enough. They needed six. Social distancing has taught us all important movie facts.

    • @harasgracey2894
      @harasgracey2894 3 роки тому +140

      They make a big deal about it in the book. It’s supposed to be 6ft but she wants to take back a foot, so she makes it 5 ft. It was part of her speech that he didn’t really show.

    • @Ivuxoxo
      @Ivuxoxo 2 роки тому +6

      @@harasgracey2894 tbh they cut also the weirdest moments in the movie also, smh

    • @connzerconnor7821
      @connzerconnor7821 2 роки тому +1

      That is actually true for cf

    • @jaegerjaqson3355
      @jaegerjaqson3355 2 роки тому +4

      It's actually supposed to be 10 ft for COVID but the government said 6 because they didn't think anyone would actually do 10.

  • @livpace9614
    @livpace9614 3 роки тому +3609

    This video made me so happy. I have Cystic Fibrosis. Whenever I talk about my experiences bitches be getting really quiet and never know what to say, and just have this obvious stupid pity. Dylan making jokes at the beginning about them being in the hospital honestly made me feel very weirdly seen, and so happy.

    • @iconicbarbstoastedbuns7308
      @iconicbarbstoastedbuns7308 3 роки тому +151

      Hahaa honestly if I didn’t know you I’d be one of those bitches but otherwise I would know better. I hope you’re holding up ! sending you lots of love 💐 !!

    • @vasumathimenaka
      @vasumathimenaka 3 роки тому +46

      Hope you’re doing better and I really really wish you get well ☺️😊

    • @episodetalks2070
      @episodetalks2070 3 роки тому +12

      hope you get well soon

    • @angelicyoutuber2866
      @angelicyoutuber2866 2 роки тому +26

      @@episodetalks2070 bro she doesn’t have a cold

    • @calliegarcia5901
      @calliegarcia5901 2 роки тому +74

      @@angelicyoutuber2866 She doesn’t, but she can still get better. Like feeling better.

  • @sophe8602
    @sophe8602 4 роки тому +8821

    I love that he calls cole ‘sprousey’
    edit: how has this gotten 7.5k likes in a year what the fuck

  • @art5620
    @art5620 5 років тому +5560

    Lmaooo he's wearing pink and he said it was Wednesday 😂😂 "on Wednesday we wear pink"

  • @nonameee7963
    @nonameee7963 3 роки тому +765

    "If you don't touch heads through glass, you're not in love"
    -Dylan, love guru 2019

  • @xoxoskywalker1976
    @xoxoskywalker1976 3 роки тому +645

    Just a btw new lungs doesn’t mean theyre cured, it means that they get years and years added to their short unfair lives. There’s no cure to CF right now, so even if they both got new lungs, they couldn’t be together 😔 I hope they can someday find a permanent cure for it.

    • @molly_parker_1847
      @molly_parker_1847 2 роки тому +38

      Wait, seriously!? There was a little girl on a doctor show that had Cystic Fibrosis. Her life was just one big tragedy one after another and she was only 13. Her dad left her, her mom died in a car crash with her in it so she almost died in the car too. So she became an orphan, she has cystic fibrosis so that means a lot of times in the hospital, and when she finally gets lungs and gets adopted you’re telling me she will die anyways. Unfair world we live in. I know this was a fictional show but some of the scenes with her in it made me cry so hard. And I still think about her sometimes because her storyline was one of my favorites in the show. Btw the person that adopted her was actually a doctor that worked in that hospital because he took an interest in her and started to form a connection with her. It was a really sweet story.

    • @the_neighbors_kid5814
      @the_neighbors_kid5814 2 роки тому +22

      @@molly_parker_1847 yeah unfortunately it is not a permanent thing. I have CF and as of now my life span is like maybe 30-40, I know the longest living person with CF only lived to be 86 which is a really long time for someone who has been diagnosed with CF.

    • @noellefritz5678
      @noellefritz5678 Рік тому +10

      @@molly_parker_1847 yes, cf is permanent, and I have it, though only a mild case. Before any type of medication at all, people born with cf only lived to age two. Nowadays they die around 30, which is still not old but it's a lot better than just two. People with mild cf can live a while tho. Its more of a mucus based thing, and affects more organs than just the lungs so changing lungs can't stop it at all. Also, another fact that's kinda sad, boys born with cf can never have kids, all men with cf are always 100% infertile.

  • @aerynf461
    @aerynf461 4 роки тому +9734

    Dylan: Why is everyone so sad?!
    Me, sobbing at 1am: THEY'RE DYING DYLAN, THEY'RE DYING

  • @tahlia8817
    @tahlia8817 5 років тому +7165

    No one:
    Dylan watching literally any movie ever: *"iS ThiS tWiLiGhT?"*

    • @cjfeisty
      @cjfeisty 5 років тому +81

      dylan is a total twihard and he can't convince any of us otherwise

    • @tahlia8817
      @tahlia8817 5 років тому +12

      @@cjfeisty facts

    • @eduardazaccani2615
      @eduardazaccani2615 4 роки тому +17

      he ALWAYS do twilight references

    • @maya1270
      @maya1270 4 роки тому +6

      Tahlia i mean who doesn’t compare every movie to twilight 😈

    • @nicoleffion1563
      @nicoleffion1563 4 роки тому +1

      Tahlia lmao

  • @purpledinosaur7258
    @purpledinosaur7258 2 роки тому +241

    I love how he started this as a joke but then got invested in the relationship because it's crying Wednesday

  • @merciieandrews1209
    @merciieandrews1209 3 роки тому +579

    A movie that moves Dylan and makes him somewhat cautious of the jokes he says?! I need to watch _Five Feet Apart._

  • @CloseToHomeEP
    @CloseToHomeEP 5 років тому +1954

    Dylan: It's wednesday
    Regina George: on wernesdays we wear pink
    Dylan: wears pink
    🤗🤗

  • @rachel.doremi6974
    @rachel.doremi6974 5 років тому +2097

    "... after I've invested two hours into your romance? HOW SELFISH " - Dylan, your absolutely right

    • @VampireHunter5790
      @VampireHunter5790 4 роки тому +53

      The plot of the movie makes a lot more sense if you are familiar with Cystic Fibrosis as a disease. People with CF are very prone to respiratory infections, but they are generally not very contagious to healthy people, however, other people with CF they can tend to be a risk to. It seems that this movie is about a very strong bacteria that could prove fatal. And all of the people in this trial have CF and respiratory infections can kill you, even with new lungs that are not a cure for CF. So really he is doing the most selfless thing by telling her that they can't be together, he would rather see her live a long and happy life with new lungs than a shorter one with him.

    • @blooblis642
      @blooblis642 4 роки тому +1

      VampireHunter5790 this was a grey’s anatomy episode

    • @VampireHunter5790
      @VampireHunter5790 4 роки тому +1

      @@blooblis642 I am aware but I am not sure what point you mean to make by pointing it out?

    • @blooblis642
      @blooblis642 4 роки тому

      VampireHunter5790 just saying I guess

    • @VampireHunter5790
      @VampireHunter5790 4 роки тому +1

      @@blooblis642 Oh :) Okay. Late here so I guess I was just tired/confused XD

  • @demon_pee8248
    @demon_pee8248 3 роки тому +697

    As a person with cystic fibrosis- I find it weird that their parents aren’t in the hospital with them as much. I guess because they are older they don’t care, but I hate being by myself

    • @nt4215
      @nt4215 2 роки тому +27

      hey how are you doing ?

    • @demon_pee8248
      @demon_pee8248 2 роки тому +43

      @@nt4215 I’m good!

    • @franklybawlingoceans88
      @franklybawlingoceans88 2 роки тому +16

      Hope you are doing good!

    • @johnsantspree1120
      @johnsantspree1120 2 роки тому +9

      I hope you're doing okay right now, don't lose hope 🤗

    • @sejalmateo0361
      @sejalmateo0361 2 роки тому +7

      I hope u started enjoying ur own company or found someone with whom you can hang out with, without complications ofc
      Wait do uk claire wineland? You can watch her videos

  • @phoebemeikle5940
    @phoebemeikle5940 3 роки тому +1356

    Dylan: "At least you got his truffles-"
    Stella smashes them.
    Dylan: "...okay, well, you just fucked that, didn't ya?"
    IM WHEEZING, THE TIMING WAS JUST AHAHAHHA 12:34

  • @chiararaino1761
    @chiararaino1761 5 років тому +3344

    Dylan: "I want a happy ending"
    Me:"oh clearly Dylan doesn't know what cystic fibrosis is"

    • @noellefritz5678
      @noellefritz5678 5 років тому +147

      ChiaraRainbow Sarah Wiley has CF and wrote a book on CF and it has a happy ending. Also I've learned from her how horrible the disease is and now unrealistic this movie is.

    • @noellefritz5678
      @noellefritz5678 5 років тому +39

      ChiaraRainbow the book is called One Last Breath I think, you should read it

    • @alexiskis1503
      @alexiskis1503 5 років тому +22

      He also wanted them to get cured

    • @noellefritz5678
      @noellefritz5678 4 роки тому

      el from space there wasn't nearly enough transplants and coughing or doing vests

    • @alexiskis1503
      @alexiskis1503 4 роки тому +20

      @@noellefritz5678 look up some of the reactions from CFrs they said it was pretty spot on however everyone is different some may have it better or worse. Only so much you can fit into a 110ish minute movement

  • @zeenazaida.5614
    @zeenazaida.5614 5 років тому +3575

    "i'm just assuming people are always talking about sex.."
    50 shades of grey got you good buddy.

  • @purplepineapples7875
    @purplepineapples7875 3 роки тому +341

    Rico from “Hannah Montana” + Codey from “Suit Life on Deck/Suit Life of Zack and Cody”
    Disney I see you 👀

  • @meganahne2633
    @meganahne2633 3 роки тому +454

    Seeing Dylan get so worked up wanting them to end up together and do all the cliché romantic stuff like touching hands through glass despite it being a cliché is so damn wholesome haha

  • @S2MariaRosaS2
    @S2MariaRosaS2 5 років тому +8283

    “Five feet apart CAUSE THEY’RE NOT GAY”
    The joke was right there Dylan, right there
    Nah you just lost the perfect nostalgic vine joke

    • @gabriellavazquez6624
      @gabriellavazquez6624 4 роки тому +30

      S2MariaRosaS2 LMAO thats what i thoughtttttt

    • @aslischmidt1507
      @aslischmidt1507 4 роки тому +72

      i was WAiting for him to make that joke but he didnt and i've never been so disappointed

    • @rainbowdreams341
      @rainbowdreams341 4 роки тому +21

      I’m disappointed he didn’t even say that

    • @shaniamccoy4379
      @shaniamccoy4379 4 роки тому +15

      S2MariaRosaS2 two guyyysss sittin’ in the hot tubbbbb

    • @starrlu
      @starrlu 4 роки тому +3

      Five feet apart cuz they might die

  • @pinkalpaca1123
    @pinkalpaca1123 3 роки тому +7558

    Dylan: her sister died bro, don’t make jokes
    Dylan 10 minutes before: i’M gLaD HeR siStER DieD

    • @togaold
      @togaold 3 роки тому +49

      that was the joke djdj

    • @shadowswirl637
      @shadowswirl637 2 роки тому +6

      Yea that’s the joke

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 2 роки тому +4

      "I'm sorry about whatever I said about your sister"

    • @LuchoPiastri
      @LuchoPiastri 2 роки тому

      @@marionnelson4353 ._.

    • @Isabellediaz112
      @Isabellediaz112 Рік тому

      @@togaold that was the joke of the original comment

  • @taehofu
    @taehofu 3 роки тому +186

    dylan convinced its a fictional movie: 🤪
    dylan finding out it's a true story; 😮

  • @anthonyjanthonycrowley898
    @anthonyjanthonycrowley898 3 роки тому +134

    “They wouldn’t kill two of the three main characters.”
    *Les Miserables fandom cries in french*

  • @megangaillour4123
    @megangaillour4123 4 роки тому +3506

    "He's got that emo attitude that only death can cure"😂😂😂

  • @mamanjie7933
    @mamanjie7933 4 роки тому +3954

    Dylan: “Her sister died bro, don’t make jokes”
    Also Dylan: *makes jokes about her dead sister the whole movie*

    • @nishtha1315
      @nishtha1315 4 роки тому +4

      He's a hypocrite!

    • @katiecvlogs9361
      @katiecvlogs9361 4 роки тому +48

      Nishtha Calm down. Dylan was just joking around.

    • @crowthewicked8344
      @crowthewicked8344 4 роки тому +38

      It sounds like Dylan has two sides of his brain competing for dominance

    • @love4soapie
      @love4soapie 3 роки тому +3

      KatieC Vlogs How do you know that they weren’t joking as well

    • @castorhyfsat858
      @castorhyfsat858 3 роки тому +4

      congratulations!!🥂🎉🎉 you got the joke!😀😃🙂

  • @livvibebb208
    @livvibebb208 3 роки тому +155

    It kills me how they didn’t add in the 8 months later part at the Airport!

    • @phoenixblue-koszalka1518
      @phoenixblue-koszalka1518 2 роки тому +10

      I know! That's one of the best parts of the story.

    • @felicityedwards1306
      @felicityedwards1306 2 роки тому

      The movie came first, the book added that.

    • @phoenixblue-koszalka1518
      @phoenixblue-koszalka1518 2 роки тому +4

      @@felicityedwards1306 Uh....no, it didn't. The movie is based off of the novel.

    • @felicityedwards1306
      @felicityedwards1306 2 роки тому

      @@phoenixblue-koszalka1518 Principal production began in 2018 on May 25 in New Orleans, and concluded another month later on June 26. The book was released in November.

    • @felicityedwards1306
      @felicityedwards1306 2 роки тому

      @@phoenixblue-koszalka1518 Five Feet Apart was published by Simon & Schuster and is based on an original screenplay by Mikki Daughtry and Tobias Iaconi.

  • @anabellebuenrrostro6193
    @anabellebuenrrostro6193 3 роки тому +112

    Honestly, Poe's death was the saddest for me because I only see him as Rico from Hannah Montana and he was my favorite character so when he died in this movie I was crying like there was no tomorrow.

    • @yikesgina
      @yikesgina 2 роки тому +1

      It broke my heart. But so did the ending

  • @jasminegarcia3993
    @jasminegarcia3993 5 років тому +3471

    Claire was a CF activist, she helped with this movie and was the inspiration behind Stella’s character. She passed away shortly after a lung transplant in 2018. She started a non-profit organization that helps patients with CF.

    • @mishapenmoonmoth
      @mishapenmoonmoth 4 роки тому +247

      yay someone acknowledged her !! i literally burst into MORE tears in the theater when i saw the dedication image.

    • @ellie2454
      @ellie2454 4 роки тому +71

      Yeah poor Claire she was so inspirational

    • @SeveralScreamingCats
      @SeveralScreamingCats 4 роки тому +95

      I was hoping someone would mention her. Claire Wineland was such a sweet and kind person.

    • @anamartin5136
      @anamartin5136 4 роки тому +41

      As soon as she popped up on the screen I lost it. She was such a kind soul

    • @adajmahal2671
      @adajmahal2671 4 роки тому +42

      I remember first seeing her videos on twitter where she would talk about what it was like living with CF and giving updates on her life. Her personality was just so amazing and addicting that you couldn’t help but smile and feel so happy when you saw her. A few weeks later after I’d found out about her she passed away and it was so heartbreaking. Her legacy will truly live on and I hope she’s remembered for the beautiful person that she was.

  • @sebastianfuller
    @sebastianfuller 5 років тому +3222

    I love four eyes Dylan. Those glasses are sanitary

    • @goldenageofdinosaurs7192
      @goldenageofdinosaurs7192 5 років тому +20

      Savion Jin S.Coups Ksoo Totally sanitary!

    • @blackmarketdiy9963
      @blackmarketdiy9963 5 років тому +32

      SO sanitary. Downright squeaky.

    • @snowandfrogs
      @snowandfrogs 5 років тому +5

      What is it with the 'sanitary' in the comments🤔 I am confused

    • @goldenageofdinosaurs7192
      @goldenageofdinosaurs7192 5 років тому +24

      ᴘᴀᴜʀᴇ sɔonosɔınʇǝ In a few earlier videos, Dylan said he wanted to make ‘Sanitary’ a thing. You can use it as a totally sanitary replacement for cool, dope or lit... 🤣

    • @cchristinengo
      @cchristinengo 5 років тому +8

      @@goldenageofdinosaurs7192 orrrrrrr " that's so FeTcH"

  • @giedresarnauskaite845
    @giedresarnauskaite845 3 роки тому +359

    Dylan: let him get cured
    me: bro... CF is literally incurable

  • @alysongrace5044
    @alysongrace5044 3 роки тому +173

    Dylan:“At least you got his truffles”
    Stella: *immediately yeets them across the room*
    Dylan: “well you fucked that up”

  • @Sam-tk6dq
    @Sam-tk6dq 5 років тому +3473

    "Does he have the will to live" apparently not in Riverdale

    • @thatweirdchannelnobodysubs96
      @thatweirdchannelnobodysubs96 5 років тому +66

      And I oop-

    • @kerry3314
      @kerry3314 5 років тому +57

      Doggyfroggy2001 I wouldn’t either if I were him.

    • @yashira1406
      @yashira1406 4 роки тому +6

      that’s for real what I was thinking pf

    • @ruegrande803
      @ruegrande803 4 роки тому +7

      He dies in RIVERDALE! I didn’t know that 😭

    • @Sam-tk6dq
      @Sam-tk6dq 4 роки тому +8

      @@ruegrande803 well it's suspected, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't

  • @gravyo5124
    @gravyo5124 5 років тому +1264

    “Two bros chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay”

    • @zm1197
      @zm1197 5 років тому +4

      hahaha this made my day! XD

    • @LKH-jd8ft
      @LKH-jd8ft 5 років тому +3

      OMG! I should've thought about this earlier!😂😂

    • @justwannafreefx9419
      @justwannafreefx9419 5 років тому +12

      Two bros chilling in a hot tub 5 feet apart cause they could kill each other

    • @vekquenet
      @vekquenet 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @catharinabibikoff
      @catharinabibikoff 5 років тому +1

      Gravy O51 LOL

  • @K_Bakes
    @K_Bakes 3 роки тому +131

    “Today feels like a day to cry, cause it’s Wednesday”
    It’s Wednesday my dudes
    AaaaAAaah!

  • @youngsoulb8471
    @youngsoulb8471 2 роки тому +32

    As someone who has Cystic Fibrosis I don’t know how to feel about this lol
    But for some clarification: he wasn’t the one at risk for giving her CPR - she was. He has a very deadly bacteria and if she catches it not only can she die but she won’t get new lungs.
    And to anyone saying this isn’t real: people with CF aren’t supposed to be together, and there is actually a real case where 2 ppl with CF ignored that and started a relationship anyway and they both died.
    So yeah. 🤷🏻‍♀️
    However this movie does bother me when it comes to her not wanting the lungs cause that just isn’t very realistic - the majority of us who suffer from CF would jump at the chance of getting new lungs, even though it’s not a cure. It just prolong things!

    • @leomcshizzlepjocastdeserve1631
      @leomcshizzlepjocastdeserve1631 6 місяців тому +1

      yes it does probably seem weird but as someone who has never had CF but has survivors guilt and was suicidal at a point i understand her so much
      i had survivors guilt because so much of my family had passed away and i couldn’t save them because they were sick
      and it made me suicidal
      and if someone would’ve offered me the chance to stop being suicidal i probably wouldn’t have taken it
      because i just wanted to get over the guilt
      but in the end she took the chance on life and started doing her treatments to live
      i started doing treatments to live
      everyone copes differently ya know

  • @planetofi5hii
    @planetofi5hii 5 років тому +780

    It's Wednesday. He's wearing pink.
    *mEaN* *GiRlS*

  • @SicklyStars
    @SicklyStars 5 років тому +5327

    Dylan you can’t be talkin about “quirky” when you’re wearing circle-frame glasses, a light pink hoodie, and white pants i’m just sayin

  • @spn_girl73
    @spn_girl73 3 роки тому +58

    If Five Feet Apart was made in 2020, it would be called "Six Feet Apart"

    • @hannahc9785
      @hannahc9785 2 роки тому +4

      The whole point is that they’re supposed to be six feet apart bc thats how far water droplets from the mouth travel but they take back a foot

    • @spn_girl73
      @spn_girl73 2 роки тому

      @@hannahc9785 yeah I know that. It was a joke

  • @artstudentlife
    @artstudentlife 3 роки тому +107

    Actually the girl who they based it on, died during filming or production or something. Actually the actors spoke to her and connected with her so that they could do the roles and people living with CF justice. They mention it in an interview. This is not to say anything about the jokes in the video, I do understand dark humour but I just wanted to let you know :)

    • @emmah1750
      @emmah1750 2 роки тому +1

      Wow that’s so sad. Is it dedicated to her or did these events actually happen? I’m assuming not, (but I know she does indeed have cf)

    • @reesewithoutaspoon
      @reesewithoutaspoon 2 роки тому +1

      @@emmah1750
      They dedicated the movie to her

    • @emmah1750
      @emmah1750 2 роки тому

      @@reesewithoutaspoon thats nice! Thanks for informing me

    • @leomcshizzlepjocastdeserve1631
      @leomcshizzlepjocastdeserve1631 6 місяців тому

      @@emmah1750some parts are based on her
      like stella having youtube
      claire had youtube channel

  • @user-cr8yg1hm4l
    @user-cr8yg1hm4l 4 роки тому +4152

    Dude, the writers were either hella into “The fault in our stars” or freaking loved vine

    • @kahti170
      @kahti170 4 роки тому +98

      It's based off a real story

    • @zaynabspain4825
      @zaynabspain4825 4 роки тому +15

      @@kahti170 five feet apart? No it's not

    • @rainliketheweather4086
      @rainliketheweather4086 4 роки тому +286

      @JusticeFor Alexei Claire was the inspiration for Stella's character, but the story itself is not based on a real story. Claire ended up dying shortly after a lung transplant in 2018.

    • @lenitadsouza8302
      @lenitadsouza8302 4 роки тому +23

      @JusticeFor Alexei their love story was literally what the movie was about. would've been better if it was only about the girl.

    • @zaynabspain4825
      @zaynabspain4825 4 роки тому +7

      @JusticeFor Alexei no it wasn't based on claires life she was just an inspiration like the person above just said

  • @Esther_hamp
    @Esther_hamp 4 роки тому +4280

    Dylan: at least you have his truffles
    Stella: *throws truffles*

    • @Izzy-ez7lb
      @Izzy-ez7lb 3 роки тому +34

      That was like 2-300 dollars worth of truffles too

    • @carrie9571
      @carrie9571 3 роки тому +14

      Dylan: Well ya lodt that too 👁👄👁

    • @tothestars4242
      @tothestars4242 2 роки тому +4

      I died at that part 💀💀

  • @EmmaKantz
    @EmmaKantz 2 роки тому +43

    “LiKe mE oR iLl kIlL mYsElF” the fact that this made me literally belly laugh is an issue 😂

  • @emilysarah4340
    @emilysarah4340 2 роки тому +49

    i watched this movie because it’s on netflix now and i’m quite literally sobbing.

  • @manon1327
    @manon1327 4 роки тому +8844

    *The guy's on the floor, nurse is like "no pulse", every one's crying*
    Me: what are you doing!? Chest compressions, chest compressions, chest compressions!!

    • @iceicebaby55
      @iceicebaby55 4 роки тому +925

      This reminded me of a doctor and a youtuber- Dr Mike

    • @checkyhuf
      @checkyhuf 3 роки тому +542

      @@iceicebaby55 OMG yes, me too 😂
      Whenever someone in a movie passes out, the first thing going through my head is Dr Mike saying "Chest compressions, chest compressions". While the characters in the movie immediately gave up or start crying I'm sitting there like: Bro do CHEST COMPRESSIONS!

    • @iceicebaby55
      @iceicebaby55 3 роки тому +305

      @@checkyhuf Dr Mike would be proud😂

    • @user-rw3xh2ln6c
      @user-rw3xh2ln6c 3 роки тому +31

      If there's no pulse then he's already dead chest compression won't change a thing.

    • @checkyhuf
      @checkyhuf 3 роки тому +437

      No, you start Chest Compressions WHEN there is no pulse to get the heart beating again

  • @juliaeisan1816
    @juliaeisan1816 5 років тому +4433

    dylan in a pink hoodie and glasses is the cutest shit i have EVER SEEN

    • @haleyseluke9683
      @haleyseluke9683 5 років тому +83

      julia e it’s so sanitary

    • @lea7834
      @lea7834 5 років тому +30

      See him without that hoodie and you'll be shook😂

    • @CheerUp2
      @CheerUp2 5 років тому +66

      Giving us the big soft boy energy in the best way possible

    • @maialaa3935
      @maialaa3935 5 років тому +1

      Yaaaaas

    • @fleurxx6978
      @fleurxx6978 5 років тому +7

      Same colour as your profile pic

  • @giorgiacolombo3118
    @giorgiacolombo3118 3 роки тому +41

    I love how he can find a connection between Twilight and EVERY SINGLE MOVIE😂😂😂

  • @valentinamaio7289
    @valentinamaio7289 3 роки тому +23

    “You can still see him if you go back into the room” damn

  • @addisynhawkes2673
    @addisynhawkes2673 5 років тому +3491

    Hey Dylan, you should wear pink more you be looking sanitary ;)

    • @theabjornsson2553
      @theabjornsson2553 5 років тому +14

      Addisyn Hawkes yaaasss

    • @christian8156
      @christian8156 5 років тому +22

      Callback 😂

    • @MoonDancer13
      @MoonDancer13 5 років тому +71

      Dylan: Fetch is never gonna happen
      Also Dylan: Let's make Sanitary happen

    • @farrahwho
      @farrahwho 5 років тому +5

      i was about to comment this exact same thing lmao

    • @annaejaz3603
      @annaejaz3603 5 років тому +1

      HAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @DYDYBEEBEE
    @DYDYBEEBEE 5 років тому +1406

    girl: says how her sister died
    dylan: *regrets all previous jokes*
    dylan: *makes a joke abt the death*
    u too much dylan skdkskdks

    • @SimLove1031
      @SimLove1031 5 років тому +6

      what the fvck is your profile picture lmaooo

    • @DYDYBEEBEE
      @DYDYBEEBEE 5 років тому +3

      ViVi a verrryyy friendly ditto :)

  • @brittanybarrows9458
    @brittanybarrows9458 3 роки тому +48

    Only Dylan can make an extremely sad movie this funny with his jokes

  • @siennajademusic8877
    @siennajademusic8877 3 роки тому +38

    12:34 “at least he’s got his truf-“ *smashes truffles* “welp ok”

  • @seductivespy
    @seductivespy 4 роки тому +8300

    The real Claire was amazing. Her UA-cam videos are fantastic and inspiring for anyone to see. She died right after receiving her new set of lungs from contracting an infection. She never got to leave the hospital to take a breath of fresh air with her new lungs.

    • @alannacarlson6715
      @alannacarlson6715 3 роки тому +514

      She didn't contract an infection she had a stroke.

    • @RandomSwiftie13
      @RandomSwiftie13 3 роки тому +120

      Oh no...

    • @Themakeupchair15
      @Themakeupchair15 3 роки тому +216

      Wait this is based on her oh I’d be so
      Issued this is so bad

    • @faudotmarine5712
      @faudotmarine5712 3 роки тому +270

      Yes you are rig ht, she really was an amazing person. I am glad this movie celebrated her and educated people. RIP Claire!

    • @kaylatharp4345
      @kaylatharp4345 3 роки тому +144

      I'm pretty sure she knew this movie was being made but she died right before it was
      released

  • @matealozic1235
    @matealozic1235 4 роки тому +3393

    "If you don't touch heads through glass, youre not in love" this had me dying

    • @Ema-br1wp
      @Ema-br1wp Рік тому +4

      MATEA HEJ HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    • @roxie6254
      @roxie6254 Рік тому +2

      its giving "dickhead says what?" "wha't?" energy lol

  • @isabellabiancotti1690
    @isabellabiancotti1690 3 роки тому +25

    I love how in every movie commentary Dylan eventually hopes it will become a horror movie! Like stab someone or beat the to death, secret stalker/psycho. Love it!
    ps, they could never be together cause even if they both got new lungs they still have cystic fibrosis, which means they can still infect each other and potentially destroy their lungs again.

  • @sophianash6097
    @sophianash6097 3 роки тому +66

    Dylan: 'Oh his name is Will! But does he have the 'will' to live?'
    Will ten minutes later: *standing on the edge of the roof*

  • @tiffanyboros5350
    @tiffanyboros5350 4 роки тому +2301

    The whole movie Dylan is going on about she’s gonna be cured
    In the beginning of the movie they tell u there is no cure

    • @blankexpression34
      @blankexpression34 4 роки тому +150

      His hope was strong

    • @jmacjr101
      @jmacjr101 4 роки тому +27

      Transplant is not a cure. This movie is a bunch of bullshit.

    • @Megan-ir3ze
      @Megan-ir3ze 4 роки тому +6

      I think they finally found a cure or at least a better treatment! It’s a huge break through!

    • @markly5460
      @markly5460 4 роки тому +101

      @@jmacjr101 The movie mentions there's no cure, but the transplant can extend the life period of the patient, althought it's very risky to do, because your body can reject the lungs and etc.

    • @dukeavearl
      @dukeavearl 4 роки тому +20

      his strain of bacteria, denied him a chance of a transplant he just didn't want her to contrant it and also be denied the chance to get transplants

  • @mspears_bobobuddytheseniorcat
    @mspears_bobobuddytheseniorcat 5 років тому +1750

    "If you don't touch heads through glass, you're not in love." *Facts, Dylan, facts.* 😹

  • @cybermatthew1
    @cybermatthew1 3 роки тому +40

    Hey Dylan, I have Cystic Fibrosis (the genetic disease from the movie) and your reaction vid made me laugh. Thanks for the hilarious commentary!

  • @annaa900
    @annaa900 2 роки тому +23

    “If your not touching foreheads through glass, you are not in love” - Dylan 2019

  • @araybia
    @araybia 5 років тому +696

    dylan: *talks about how he will lose it if will dies*
    nurse *says that will is fine*
    dylan: "well, that's disappointing." 😭

  • @yemo1014
    @yemo1014 5 років тому +5552

    I love how his jokes aren’t that funny but he makes himself laugh, that’s all that matters. 😂

  • @ThatKensieGirl
    @ThatKensieGirl 2 роки тому +21

    The way her sister died is actually how a guy I went to high school with died. He'd gone cliff jumping with his friends dozens of times and this ONE time, he hit the water wrong. His friends were posting about it on Facebook before his family was notified. It was horrible.

  • @violetsanddragons
    @violetsanddragons 2 роки тому +14

    Honestly I love most all charecters being played by Cole sprouse. They are all so full of chaos and angst I live for it.

  • @wendyrodriguez1281
    @wendyrodriguez1281 5 років тому +440

    Title should be: "20 minutes of Dylan making jokes to avoid crying while watching a teen movie.

  • @annabananabones08
    @annabananabones08 5 років тому +2029

    "Sex inside the vatican"
    Dylan: "hopefully not with the Pope"
    CHRIST ON A BIKE, that got me gooood

    • @anamartin5136
      @anamartin5136 4 роки тому +26

      Christ on a bike LMAO

    • @MissLeahMarie44
      @MissLeahMarie44 4 роки тому +24

      Christ on a bike makes no freaking sense but I couldn't stop laughing at it so great job after two days I thought of it and laughted randomly in class everyone looked at me like I was crazy

    • @misscutieprettyb1tch570
      @misscutieprettyb1tch570 4 роки тому +4

      Christ on a bike lmfao bruh what the hell does that even mean? 😂😂

    • @maks7355
      @maks7355 4 роки тому +2

      i'm laughing so freaking hard right now idek what to write "christ on a bike" has me dead

  • @rubyjane2619
    @rubyjane2619 3 роки тому +56

    i saw this movie in theaters with my mom when it first came out
    i was literally choking sobbing and my mother WAS AS DULL AND EMOTIONLESS AS A ROCK I AM SCARED OF HER

    • @auden4531
      @auden4531 2 роки тому +1

      This is sooooo true for me and my mom. She NEVER cries at any movies or shows! I'm pretty sure this was the only thing I've showed her that got her to tear up. I cried so much watching this.

    • @noface3641
      @noface3641 2 роки тому +2

      dude mothers have seen everything. mothers can go through hell without crying I am convinces. I don't think I've seen my mom cry from a movie once. they have shit to do, no time for emotions

    • @auden4531
      @auden4531 2 роки тому

      @@noface3641 that’s so true!

  • @They_luvweslee
    @They_luvweslee 3 роки тому +23

    The movie:5ft apart
    The real world:6ft apart

  • @maxwellgrimsley
    @maxwellgrimsley 5 років тому +728

    Dude:*is dying*
    Dylan: why are you so sad??? eMO BOY

    • @patchcipriano8148
      @patchcipriano8148 5 років тому +12

      this made me drool laughing, ew.

    • @JR-pf9in
      @JR-pf9in 5 років тому +2

      @@patchcipriano8148 Drool laughing is simultaneously the best and worst thing ever lol

  • @sydneyhelton1381
    @sydneyhelton1381 4 роки тому +2863

    “give me a ten years later”
    me: this is cf there probably isn’t a 10 years later😬

    • @angelenapulis9083
      @angelenapulis9083 4 роки тому +127

      Ooh.... that's both funny and sad.

    • @abigailstevenson9653
      @abigailstevenson9653 4 роки тому +25

      Ooooo... Harsh tho ngl😂👏

    • @noellefritz5678
      @noellefritz5678 4 роки тому +72

      Sydney Helton well if they're teenagers then there might just be a ten years later barely (the normal lifespan of a person with cf as of now is 30 years. It used to be 2 years. Though people with mild cf like me might even be able to make it to 70)

    • @shanicehoward8225
      @shanicehoward8225 4 роки тому

      What’s a cf?

    • @noellefritz5678
      @noellefritz5678 4 роки тому +55

      Pride JA it’s a deadly and incurable lung disease (that’s technically two diseases) and it causes extra mucus to be made. It also does a lot of other stuff like awful breathing problems. I have cf and it’s January right now and I’ve had the same god damn cold since September. (The mucus makes sicknesses stick, even the simple ones like a cold that should have only lasted like a week) I only have a mild case of cf tho

  • @Princessfamous
    @Princessfamous Рік тому +6

    7:08 i thought he was gonna say he ends up stalking her and that's why he gets a 5 feet restraining order

  • @aveskiss
    @aveskiss 2 роки тому +7

    i watched this movie in theaters on my birthday with my mom because it came out on my birthday and we cried like the entire time and i rewatched with my friend group for their first time last year and we all cried so hard…we’re such babies

  • @krystalwagner7890
    @krystalwagner7890 4 роки тому +1616

    “Is she pregnant?” “No she ate a burrito”

  • @camillecreps
    @camillecreps 5 років тому +465

    Cystic Fibrosis Nurse: Spit the junk out of your lungs so you can survive
    Dylan:Ew don’t encourage this!

  • @hulahoop1227
    @hulahoop1227 3 роки тому +19

    “He’s got that emo boy attitude that only D E A T H can cure”

  • @blueeeee2417
    @blueeeee2417 3 роки тому +27

    Dylan: i regret making jokes about this.
    Dylan, literally a few minutes later: stronk leggz.

  • @annah.2928
    @annah.2928 5 років тому +771

    Camera man: How far you want me to zoom?
    Director: yes

  • @stellabella3337
    @stellabella3337 4 роки тому +1482

    I love how he feels bad for making jokes after seeing Claire even though we know that Claire would have thought this video was hilarious

  • @shezaaa9035
    @shezaaa9035 2 роки тому +9

    I can't with the emo jokes lol 12:49

  • @virlinehonore9767
    @virlinehonore9767 3 роки тому +19

    18:43 aww i like the ending of the book better 🥺🥺

  • @stellamarie9593
    @stellamarie9593 5 років тому +605

    Dylan: “Her sister died bro, don’t make jokes!”
    Also Dylan: Consistently makes jokes about her sisters death

  • @ugheda2292
    @ugheda2292 5 років тому +713

    Everyone: How many death jokes can you make?
    Dylan: yes

  • @ticklemefreddy680
    @ticklemefreddy680 3 роки тому +7

    when i saw the "for claire" at the end IMMEDIAITLY started to cry because she's one of my favorite youtubers and i was so sad that she past away :,( imma definitely watch the movie now in it's entirety

  • @sarajanegailbradford9062
    @sarajanegailbradford9062 3 роки тому +39

    I love your channel! You’ve made me laugh so much over the past few days. I actually knew Claire. She went to my high school and she was the most extraordinary woman. She did, in fact, make these vlogs about her experiences with cystic fibrosis and being in the hospital. She also did Ted talks and all sorts of things. There is a foundation called “Claire’s Place Foundation” if anyone is interested in donating to help others ❤️

    • @DavidInsome
      @DavidInsome 2 роки тому

      Just reading that gave me goosebumps in my lungs and I’m healthy but it’s terrible to know what happens to a person😣 it’s never fair and it’s so cool that you actually knew her. No one deserves that but did will actually exist or was that fiction?

  • @carlymay412
    @carlymay412 4 роки тому +1046

    if she died and then he lived and fully recovered would have made this so much sadder because he was fine with dying but she wanted to live

    • @masonjones3427
      @masonjones3427 4 роки тому +81

      Carly May sadly there is no such thing as fully recovering from CF... even after getting the lung transplant she would only have increased her life by about 5 years at most.

    • @noellefritz5678
      @noellefritz5678 4 роки тому +61

      Carly May fully recovered? Girl... If you're born with cf you live with it forever, which unfortunately forever is only 30 years as of nowadays, in mild cases maybe even 70 years, but there's no cure. Not very long ago the lifespan was only 2 years, so if we ever find a cure, it'll still be a long while

  • @glittermafia5759
    @glittermafia5759 5 років тому +1161

    Movie commentary Monday ( except it's never on monday )is my favorite series 😂

    • @strawberryblaze3292
      @strawberryblaze3292 5 років тому

      Same😂

    • @Sadika101
      @Sadika101 5 років тому +3

      In some other countries it might be Monday in my native country its already Monday

    • @sarahd2787
      @sarahd2787 5 років тому

      Me too,his so funny in them

    • @alexyeezus7520
      @alexyeezus7520 5 років тому

      But on rare occasions its on Monday!

    • @SUZUKI1777
      @SUZUKI1777 5 років тому +4

      I dont care what day its posted on i just want dylan to post a video always waiting to watch

  • @leebees
    @leebees 3 роки тому +3

    Just found your page and have been bingeing a lot of these and they are awesome. Before today i couldn’t say I’d ever had my drink come out of my nose when laughing, usually i just choke a little, but you won that title and now my nose hurts really bad.

  • @ilikeducks.2807
    @ilikeducks.2807 2 роки тому +10

    12:12 “let’s be honest you’re probably not gonna kill two main characters. That doesn’t happen.” Romeo and Juliet: “what am I, chopped liver!?”