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@@jefffoxworthy6492 if your going to be a troll & pretend to be Jeff Foxworthy, at least learn correct english! Also, being a troll for fun is pathetic. Get a life & a new hobby!
Hilarious. Even when I was a senior during 1979, it was deemed improper for anyone to get a tattoo except military men and bikers. Very few women of any age had a tattoo back then...and most tattoo parlors were 'dives', in harsh areas.
Case in point. I was watching an episode of cops. This cop was talking to some looser with his pants down past his ass. The guy ran, tripped and the cop easily nabbed him. Ha ha ha
What I love about Jeff Foxworthy is his clean-cut, family friendly image, and his humbleness. He's one of the most successful comedians of all time, but he doesn't act like it. Also, happy anniversary, Jeff!
I really like Jeff most of the time. But who is he to comment on people's bodies and clothes. Yeah, he's worth $750,000 so he gives a darn what I think. I never pay to see these entertainers. They are so incredibly wealthy and I'm never sure I'll like them.
I laughed so hard at this line because most of the boys at my high school had their pants halfway down their ankles That sentence is absolutely freaking true😂
If a kid wants to wear his pants so low you can see his skivvies and sometimes his butt crack too - yea, that is his business. BUT all of us unfortunate enough to be walking behind him have to look at it, so that makes it our business too.
Ugliest sight I ever saw at the beach was when I was 16. I saw a guy with shaggy hair, ZZ Top beard, Dolly Parton-size "moobs," beer gut the size of a triplet pregnancy, and enough body hair to sub for Sasquatch. He was wearing knee-high black socks, sandals, and a THONG. Not just a Speedo-a THONG! IN a word-BLEAGH!!!! I wonder how many of Jeff Foxworthy's fashion rules this guy violated!
Victor Hernandez Imagine what that did to my attitude towards dating! I wasn’t too crazy about hitting the dating pool for a while after that and became even pickier about the guys I did date partly because of this! My friends couldn’t understand why I wasn’t drooling over cute guys as much, and I was like, “You guys, I’ve seen the future! THIS IS WHAT THEY BECOME!!!!”
"If your back is so hairy you've been shot more than four times with a tranquilizer gun, say yes to sleeves! I hope Larry is listening to some of this."
Yeah, you got that right Jeff. I saw a guy the other day whose back pockets were just above his fricken knees. That kind of thing just drives me up the wall!
Aleks Persson that's one of my biggest pet peeves, and I'm 17 years old and still in high school, in Canada!!! when are these IDIOTS I need to sit in the SAME STUPID ROOM WITH, going to learn to PULL YOUR PANTS UP???!!!!!
FACT: The original idea for the pants down with underwear showing was a way for male prisoners to let other male prisoners know they were "available" for sex. I don't think kids realize this fact.
I know that's a fact. Most youth do not even believe you when you tell them that. Try it and see if they stop wearing the style. Most don't, they just think you're an adult has no style sense. When reality it's them. Lol
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I love to find some guy wearing his pants below his butt, holler "police", then watch as tries to run. Then I yell, " I figured that s#^$ out when I was two....if you're not taking a dump, pull 'em up!
So if your pants are below your butt you're charged with a crime? That person is just gonna run? I remember my grandpa who fought in ww2 wore all his pants above his belly button. I'm sure he had similar views about anyone who wore it below their bellybutton.
Conner Huss Because that's when husbands and their wives can wear their cowboy and cowgirl outfits if they want to see one of the most iconic country music legends of all time. That being Garth Brooks.
When I was in college, my then boyfriend and I saw an old couple dressed in the same outfit. He turned to me and said, "I don't care how we're married and how bad the dementia gets, we're not doing that!"
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"If your back is so hairy you have been shot more then twice with a tranquilizer gun, say yes to sleeves..........I hope Larry is listing to some of this."
I once had a teacher who made a practice of snagging idiots in the hallway who had their pants around their knees and pulling their baggy sweaters up in front of girls they liked so the entire hallway could see their superman undies. :) I salute you Jeff Foxworthy.
I was in Walmart one day, sitting outside the restroom waiting for my mother (I was like 16, so it's still acceptable), and I saw a young man waiting with a kid in a cart for his wife to come out of the bathroom. She came out, and they walked away, and I watched in horror as his pants slowly sunk lower and lower until they just fell straight to his ankles. The kid - who was like 5 - started laughing hysterically, while his wife smacked him across the back of the head and was like, "What the hell's wrong with you?! Put your pants back on!" And I'm not even from the south. I live in Iowa!
I'm from Iowa too, and I've worked in my local Walmart. For the most part it's not too bad but every once in a while you wonder if the local looney bin is missing a few residents.
I watched a guy try to run across a 4 lane highway, with sagging pants below his butt. They fell down far enough he had to stop & pull them up & hold onto them to finish running across the road. 😂😂😂
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About the flip flops: I went to to the gym in January, it was -8 degrees celsius (18F), I'm wearing winter hiking boots and this woman had on a pair of flip flops. I couldn't tell if that was a rose tattoo or frost bite on her foot
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5:45 I remember a prank we used to do in school called pantsing. Where you would sneak up behind the victom and yank his pants down so that everyone can see his Mickey Mouse underware. Nowadays, you don't have to do that. These kids do it to themselves and took all the fun out of it. :-D
We used to have a toys and collectibles shop. Any boy/man that came into our store with their underwear showing, my wife would go and deal with it. Either telling them or pulling them up herself. Fearless. No-one complained, they knew it was ridiculous, but they still did it.
I have a mild form of the lady with the big butt at the book signing. (I don't eat a lot, just the wrong things). When I was looking for a bathing suit - I wanted one with the little skirt thing...and all I could find in my size was either two piece or ones MY size but cut way high on the sides of the legs. Neither of those should be an option when you're my size. (I finally went for the t-shirt and shorts type).
There's a term for the syndrome..."Step....?' It's common. He's commenting on something that's not a fault of behavior, it's a female phenomena that the body uses to store fat...genetic from antiquity to get the female thru famine.
cijmoalbal I HATE bathing suit shopping for similar reasons. I exercise, eat right, and watch my portion sizes, but I still have that "mom" body with the belly fat that's like Velcro-the more you try to shake it off, the worse it clings (yet another reason to hate perimenopause right there). I only have three requirements for a bathing suit-it has to fit, it has to flatter, and it has to allow for actual swimming. And as a retired competitive swimmer, it HAS to resemble a racing suit-no ruffles, no skirts, and no solid colors or "girly" designs (I prefer bold graphic designs/prints). Consequently, finding a "3-out-of-3" that isn't absolutely fugly-looking on me at my age is this side of impossible. I swear the bathing suits go straight "from bikinis to blue-hairs." In other words, somebody's trying to keep everyone who's over 30, who's given birth, or both out of the pool or off the beach!
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I was at a Walmart parking lot one time and a teenage boy was putting some groceries in the trunk of the car. His pants fell down around his ankles. 😅😅😅😅😅
Talk about funny I was just thinking about his comment around the 3:35 minute mark about tank tops and glad he mentioned his buddy Larry the cable guy. I just gag when I see him wearing those tank tops good to know that Jeff doesn’t think it’s appropriate either
"fashion tip #5 and this for younger fokes out there if your mother still drives u to school... u ain no gangster pull your pants up" rofl good job jeff!!!!
Here's one for you, decades before you were born the high school thing was to wear your button up shirt with the tales out. I remember Mom watching my big brother walking out to the bus pulling his shirt tail out. she gave him a choice he could keep his shirt tale tucked in or she would sew lace on the bottom. I got that message, I still tuck even my tee shirts in even if I have to lift my gut out of the way
Back about 1959 my mom threatened to sew the wide eyelet lace 5she was sewing on a dress around the top of my sister's date's jeans. Everytime he bent over in the mirror beside the door to comb his duck tail hairdo we got a view of half his butt. It was so funny watching my tiny mom shake that lace under the hulking football player's nose!
If your mother still drives you to school...You ain't no gangster, pull your pants up!".....99.999% of the kids that do this don't know that it was started in prisons. It was a way for prisoners to announce to other prisoners that they were available. It has nothing to do with being a "Gangsta"...
If you use the big box store motie and hang off both sides and flap when moving, please sign up for curbside delivery. Most stores don’t stock brain bleach so I can’t un-see that
Too funny. Thanks for uploading it. I really like his comedy. I just watched his HBO special on the Canadian comedy channel last night. It's about ten years old now but still totally funny,
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people aren't allowed to wear belts in prison because they would hang themselves, so their pants are always falling off. that's where the style came from. some people like to look like they're in prison.
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I think these Fashion Tips Should Be For Everyone!
Honestly, they should be the law
@@jamesr792 aaaaaaaaaaaa
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Most people don't need them.
@@jefffoxworthy6492 if your going to be a troll & pretend to be Jeff Foxworthy, at least learn correct english! Also, being a troll for fun is pathetic. Get a life & a new hobby!
"If you have so many corns, you have to put up a scarecrow, say no to the flip flops."
hpa2005 😂😂😂
I am 16 years old,and I think that if you have to reach behind your knees to get your wallet there is something wrong with your head.
How's being 29 now, mate?
@@blackirontarkus2672 It feels old. But now I have alcohol and weed to compensate
wow you're 30 now , it's wild. Hope you're doing okay
I was 2 years old when you made that comment sir...... damn
31 now my boy
Hell yeah
If he is the one that comes up with these jokes, the man is a genius
He is. I’ve read his biography.
Love him no cussing
that woman at 3:12 now those are some num nums
Now those are what I call a woman.
Yes.
Never go to a Jeff Foxworthy show >WITH OUT YOUR DE >PENS !! LOVE U JEFF !!
That rose is Rosie O'Donnell had me laughing
i like your style!
t shirt drawer...... so true...
He is. So....FUNNY !!
Hilarious. Even when I was a senior during 1979, it was deemed improper for anyone to get a tattoo except military men and bikers. Very few women of any age had a tattoo back then...and most tattoo parlors were 'dives', in harsh areas.
Had a uncle who was a hell’s angel
I DONT WANNA GO TO GRANDMAS HOUSE SHES GOT A BUZZARD ON HER BACK!!!
He got married on the air force birthday.
He got married the day after my birthday.
lol at the tatoo joke
So gross and yet so true. XD
ya seriously pull your pants up
🙃Too funny😲
hahahaha funny
@AericWinter
Aman to that!
"If your mother still drives you to school, you ain't no gangster; pull your pants up!"
Every single teenage boy HAS TO HEAR THIS!
In prison when you wear your pants low it means you're available
@@funnybonesbucknewton7261 You are disgusting.
Does having sagging pants keep you warm in the winter? Seriously, pull up your pants
And a bunch of adult men too.
My favorite part you ain't no gangster pull your pants up
I DONT WANNA GO TO GRANDMAS HOUSE SHES GOT A BUZZARD ON HER BACK!!!!
"Don't let Ron White drive your car again." 😂😂😂
“I KICKED ANOREXIAS ASS” priceless 😆🤣😜
I love the applause Jeff got after he said "Pull your pants up!"
Case in point. I was watching an episode of cops. This cop was talking to some looser with his pants down past his ass. The guy ran, tripped and the cop easily nabbed him. Ha ha ha
Please dress for the body you have......not the body you think you have.
Kryten428 Amen!
"I identify as a 115 lb sexy b****!"
Don't care. If that 47" waistline doesn't have a baby in it, COVER IT UP!
Kryten428 amen
@@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber who wants to see a PREGNANT woman sprawled out all over...?
Ewwwww...
@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 Prego prn exists.
OMG I so love Jeff Foxworthy!!
If your back is so hairy you've been shot more than once with a tranquilizer gun, SAY YES TO SLEEVES!! I hope Larry is listening to some of this!!
Dynastar231 not likely
I doubt it
14 years later.. STILL GOLDEN!
What I love about Jeff Foxworthy is his clean-cut, family friendly image, and his humbleness. He's one of the most successful comedians of all time, but he doesn't act like it.
Also, happy anniversary, Jeff!
So very true.
Believe down to earth.
Only way to be.
I really like Jeff most of the time. But who is he to comment on people's bodies and clothes. Yeah, he's worth $750,000 so he gives a darn what I think. I never pay to see these entertainers. They are so incredibly wealthy and I'm never sure I'll like them.
I meant he's worth something like $750 million.
I laughed so hard at this line because most of the boys at my high school had their pants halfway down their ankles
That sentence is absolutely freaking true😂
How true
If a kid wants to wear his pants so low you can see his skivvies and sometimes his butt crack too - yea, that is his business. BUT all of us unfortunate enough to be walking behind him have to look at it, so that makes it our business too.
im not buying my son that crap, if he wants to show off his ass like a gay moron, then he will have to buy his own ass showing pants.
jaster101 finity Preach! Ain't no way I would ever date a guy with his pants hanging down his knees. NEVER.
I have kids, and until they are paying for their own shit, they ain't dressing like that in my house. When they move out I don't care how they dress.
Ugliest sight I ever saw at the beach was when I was 16. I saw a guy with shaggy hair, ZZ Top beard, Dolly Parton-size "moobs," beer gut the size of a triplet pregnancy, and enough body hair to sub for Sasquatch. He was wearing knee-high black socks, sandals, and a THONG. Not just a Speedo-a THONG! IN a word-BLEAGH!!!!
I wonder how many of Jeff Foxworthy's fashion rules this guy violated!
dragondancer1814 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂!!! Oh my lord!!
There goes my appetite for the rest of the month!
Victor Hernandez Imagine what that did to my attitude towards dating! I wasn’t too crazy about hitting the dating pool for a while after that and became even pickier about the guys I did date partly because of this! My friends couldn’t understand why I wasn’t drooling over cute guys as much, and I was like, “You guys, I’ve seen the future! THIS IS WHAT THEY BECOME!!!!”
dragondancer1814 😂😂🤣🤣!! Oh I can’t imagine.
Oh he violated all of them!!! 😂😂😂
"Don't let Ron White drive your car again"
"If your back is so hairy you've been shot more than four times with a tranquilizer gun, say yes to sleeves!
I hope Larry is listening to some of this."
wonder what he has for Bill
"That bird is gonna fly south for the winter" couldn't be more true
"If your mother still drives you to school, you are not a gangster: PULL YOUR PANTS UP!!!" :D
Yeah, you got that right Jeff. I saw a guy the other day whose back pockets were just above his fricken knees. That kind of thing just drives me up the wall!
Aleks Persson that's one of my biggest pet peeves, and I'm 17 years old and still in high school, in Canada!!! when are these IDIOTS I need to sit in the SAME STUPID ROOM WITH, going to learn to PULL YOUR PANTS UP???!!!!!
Aleks Persson
That's drives me nuts when those kids who think they are so cool with their pants sagging and their underwear showing!
Amen LORD
THANK YOU!
I never understood how walking around with your pants around your ankles would be intimidating as a gang member
I always wondered that myself. Especially if the cops came to see what's going on. How the heck do they run with their pants down so low?
FACT: The original idea for the pants down with underwear showing was a way for male prisoners to let other male prisoners know they were "available" for sex. I don't think kids realize this fact.
I know that's a fact. Most youth do not even believe you when you tell them that. Try it and see if they stop wearing the style. Most don't, they just think you're an adult has no style sense. When reality it's them. Lol
Me either. I'm a chubby grandma and I could out run or smack down somebody who has to hang on to their britches.
@@angelhelp777 No. it means your another man's bitch and taken
"Wife's Birthday: August 2nd
Anniversary: September 18th
Don't let Ron White drive your car again!!!!"
LOL
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I am in complete agreement with you on all of these fashion tips, Mr. Foxworthy!
I love to find some guy wearing his pants below his butt, holler "police", then watch as tries to run. Then I yell, " I figured that s#^$ out when I was two....if you're not taking a dump, pull 'em up!
So if your pants are below your butt you're charged with a crime? That person is just gonna run?
I remember my grandpa who fought in ww2 wore all his pants above his belly button. I'm sure he had similar views about anyone who wore it below their bellybutton.
The Gangsta style is such a boon to police. It's hard to run fast and hold your pants up at the same time. :)
Absolutely love and appreciate the cleanliness and Gentleman humor of delivering.
Refreshing.
This for you younger folks out there. IF YOUR MOTHER STILL DRIVES YOU TO SCHOOL, YOU AIN'T NO GANGSTER PULL YOUR PANTS UP!! 😂😂😂😂
do not wear an "i'm with stupid" t-shirt if you're by yourself. if you do, well, i'd say that's right
I DON"T WANNA STAY WITH GRANDMA SHE'S GOT A BUZZARD ON HER BACK! Never ceases to Crack me up! LOL! :-)
Husbands and wives should never dress alike unless you're going to a Garth Brooks concert or a Halloween party.
Tyler Anderson why a Garth brooks concert
Conner Huss Because that's when husbands and their wives can wear their cowboy and cowgirl outfits if they want to see one of the most iconic country music legends of all time. That being Garth Brooks.
Did this once completely by accident. Lol
"How come you're putting your gun in your mouth??"
When I was in college, my then boyfriend and I saw an old couple dressed in the same outfit. He turned to me and said, "I don't care how we're married and how bad the dementia gets, we're not doing that!"
U aint no gangsta pull yo pants up! THANK U FOXWORTHY!
Lindsey Theresa Music my thoughts exactly
In prison when you wear your pants low like that it means you're available
@@funnybonesbucknewton7261 yup
@@funnybonesbucknewton7261 , Yep. That's where that crap started. These wannabe gangstas have no idea what they're advertising.😂😂
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"If your back is so hairy you have been shot more then twice with a tranquilizer gun, say yes to sleeves..........I hope Larry is listing to some of this."
I once had a teacher who made a practice of snagging idiots in the hallway who had their pants around their knees and pulling their baggy sweaters up in front of girls they liked so the entire hallway could see their superman undies. :) I salute you Jeff Foxworthy.
If your home is mobile but your vehicle isn’t.
I saw him and Larry the Cable Guy in concert two years ago. It was so awesome!
I was in Walmart one day, sitting outside the restroom waiting for my mother (I was like 16, so it's still acceptable), and I saw a young man waiting with a kid in a cart for his wife to come out of the bathroom. She came out, and they walked away, and I watched in horror as his pants slowly sunk lower and lower until they just fell straight to his ankles. The kid - who was like 5 - started laughing hysterically, while his wife smacked him across the back of the head and was like, "What the hell's wrong with you?! Put your pants back on!" And I'm not even from the south. I live in Iowa!
I'm from Iowa too, and I've worked in my local Walmart. For the most part it's not too bad but every once in a while you wonder if the local looney bin is missing a few residents.
Have you considered a career in stand-up comedy?
Abigail Van Egmond Sometimes it's not much better here in western Maryland after midnight either.
Haha priceless! XD No, it ain't the south bud, it's Wal-Mart everywhere.
I watched a guy try to run across a 4 lane highway, with sagging pants below his butt. They fell down far enough he had to stop & pull them up & hold onto them to finish running across the road. 😂😂😂
He is the common sense in person!
You can wear the "I'm with stupid" t-shirt when you're alone if you stand next to random people. Just make sure that the arrow is pointing to someone.
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I DON'T WANNA STAY WITH GRANDMA SHE'S GOT A BUZZARD ON HER BACK
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If you mother is on EBT, your not a gangster!!
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I once saw a kid at school who was wearing a belt but his pants were still down to his knees.
Dan Kirslis
Isn’t the point of a belt to hold up pants? Because that guy is doing it wrong!
Dan Kirslis It makes you want to just yank them up. Hard...
Anyone who can't keep the pants waist above their hipbone, should be legally mandated to wear suspenders.
"I DON'T WANNA STAY WITH GRANDMA, SHE'S GOT A BUZZARD ON HER BACK!!"
lmfao. best line ever xD
"I whipped anorexia's ass!!"
hahahahaha he is clever , he is not just joking around , he is teaching manners to people which is great !!!!
About the flip flops: I went to to the gym in January, it was -8 degrees celsius (18F), I'm wearing winter hiking boots and this woman had on a pair of flip flops. I couldn't tell if that was a rose tattoo or frost bite on her foot
While in NYC one cold day I saw a woman wearing a winter parka the was cut off so you could see the rose between it and her low rider jeans
Jeff Foxworthy is a treasure. His jokes never get old.😂
God Bless Him ❤
"You AINT no gangsta, PULL YOUR PANTS UP!"
amen!
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The tee shirt thing, about knowing the last 21 summer vacation spots, that's my dads shirt collection
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5:45 I remember a prank we used to do in school called pantsing. Where you would sneak up behind the victom and yank his pants down so that everyone can see his Mickey Mouse underware. Nowadays, you don't have to do that. These kids do it to themselves and took all the fun out of it. :-D
I always thought that the more accurate term would be “de-pantsing”.
We used to have a toys and collectibles shop. Any boy/man that came into our store with their underwear showing, my wife would go and deal with it. Either telling them or pulling them up herself. Fearless. No-one complained, they knew it was ridiculous, but they still did it.
Listened to Mr. Foxworthy over 20 years, not consistently.
When first heard, that was it, hooked.
Have original cassette from.
He always cheers me up.
I have a mild form of the lady with the big butt at the book signing. (I don't eat a lot, just the wrong things). When I was looking for a bathing suit - I wanted one with the little skirt thing...and all I could find in my size was either two piece or ones MY size but cut way high on the sides of the legs. Neither of those should be an option when you're my size. (I finally went for the t-shirt and shorts type).
There's a term for the syndrome..."Step....?' It's common. He's commenting on something that's not a fault of behavior, it's a female phenomena that the body uses to store fat...genetic from antiquity to get the female thru famine.
cijmoalbal I HATE bathing suit shopping for similar reasons. I exercise, eat right, and watch my portion sizes, but I still have that "mom" body with the belly fat that's like Velcro-the more you try to shake it off, the worse it clings (yet another reason to hate perimenopause right there). I only have three requirements for a bathing suit-it has to fit, it has to flatter, and it has to allow for actual swimming. And as a retired competitive swimmer, it HAS to resemble a racing suit-no ruffles, no skirts, and no solid colors or "girly" designs (I prefer bold graphic designs/prints). Consequently, finding a "3-out-of-3" that isn't absolutely fugly-looking on me at my age is this side of impossible. I swear the bathing suits go straight "from bikinis to blue-hairs." In other words, somebody's trying to keep everyone who's over 30, who's given birth, or both out of the pool or off the beach!
Online Land's End came to my rescue
Jeff gotta be the funniest and wisest redneck I know.
I LOVE THE ONE ABOUT THE PANTS!!!! I HATE HAVING TO LOOK AT ALL THE GUYS UNDERWEAR! NO ONE wants to see that!
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On the part about a mans closet I felt attacked😂
Wow, agree with every point he made. It would be so nice to see "some" class again.
I like it when they make fun of each other, like Jeff talking about Ron and Larry.
I was at a Walmart parking lot one time and a teenage boy was putting some groceries in the trunk of the car. His pants fell down around his ankles. 😅😅😅😅😅
Talk about funny I was just thinking about his comment around the 3:35 minute mark about tank tops and glad he mentioned his buddy Larry the cable guy. I just gag when I see him wearing those tank tops good to know that Jeff doesn’t think it’s appropriate either
The audience really dressed up for the show !!
"fashion tip #5 and this for younger fokes out there if your mother still drives u to school...
u ain no gangster pull your pants up" rofl
good job jeff!!!!
And many of those boys have the dirtiest underwear I've ever seen!
lol if your toe nail are long enough to swoop down on a lake and catch a trout say no to flip flops
My ex boyfriend used to say "toenails are long enough to climb trees."
Omg the t-shirts drawer! So accurate😂
I don't match any of those, except where I've been for vacation for the past 21 years.
Not a redneck, my drawers are filled with tees from dive trips :)
"I hope Larry's listening to some of this" I say that is a WIN WIN WIN!!
Here's one for you, decades before you were born the high school thing was to wear your button up shirt with the tales out. I remember Mom watching my big brother walking out to the bus pulling his shirt tail out.
she gave him a choice he could keep his shirt tale tucked in or she would sew lace on the bottom. I got that message, I still tuck even my tee shirts in even if I have to lift my gut out of the way
Back about 1959 my mom threatened to sew the wide eyelet lace 5she was sewing on a dress around the top of my sister's date's jeans. Everytime he bent over in the mirror beside the door to comb his duck tail hairdo we got a view of half his butt. It was so funny watching my tiny mom shake that lace under the hulking football player's nose!
That sounds like the logical consequence of his decision. Good parenting there.
If your mother still drives you to school you ain't no gangster!
He’s right about everything.
I lost it when he said “Back Titties” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me too. I almost pissed my pants I was laughing so hard!
"You ain't a gangster." HAHAHA
3:12 NUMM NUMMS!
If you've been shot more than twice by a tranquilizer dart ...
3:40 He literally described my closet 😂😂
If your mother still drives you to school...You ain't no gangster, pull your pants up!".....99.999% of the kids that do this don't know that it was started in prisons. It was a way for prisoners to announce to other prisoners that they were available. It has nothing to do with being a "Gangsta"...
Printed T shirts are better than tatoos. Just sayin'
The messages are easier to swap out, if you would experience personal growth.
If you use the big box store motie and hang off both sides and flap when moving, please sign up for curbside delivery. Most stores don’t stock brain bleach so I can’t un-see that
Too funny. Thanks for uploading it. I really like his comedy. I just watched his HBO special on the Canadian comedy channel last night. It's about ten years old now but still totally funny,
his views on cats are impeccable
I have every single one of those t-shirts. Hahaha
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Breast configuration
hell ya pull ur pants up
I know they're dumb
people aren't allowed to wear belts in prison because they would hang themselves, so their pants are always falling off. that's where the style came from. some people like to look like they're in prison.
SO FUNNY, LOVE HIS
STORIES.
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"I hope Larry is listening to some of this..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
my mom has a mole that looks like a oatmeal pie.....before she ate it
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