POLITICLASH: Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton vs Bernie Sanders
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- Опубліковано 22 чер 2016
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/ joncozart
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LYRICS
HILLARY
Hi, Hillary here, Woman up
Been in power for many a year
Spent a decade or three in political spheres
You say I'm just first lady, you're killin me here
Strolling up to the Whitehouse, I never forget
The smell of carpe diem carpet bombs and ceiling the debt
Back when I operated Bill like a marionett
Sporting Gepetto stilettos taking on ghettos and terror threats
Then real boy toyed with the wrong brunette
Pinocchioing poking around to get his wood wet
Still eight years running, didn't break a sweat
Left with my head on my shoulders, I'm no Marie Antoinette
My speed is breakneck, take checks, won't apologize for the upset
Didn't die with my man, this ain't no Romeo, Juliet
Mama's back for the votes, just call me suffragette
Forget Bill, I'm an à la carte oligarch and I'm crushing it
Hi, Clinton is back, Suit up
In a pants suit and on the attack, Brute up
Protecting people from here to Iraq
Gonna pick up that torch from Barack
You can sing hallelujah, but I'm too much to Handel
Forget Shonda Rhymes, I invented the Scandal
Benghazi Nazi paparazzi come and stir up another fuss
Call TIME magazine, I'm the queen of the cover ups
Gonna kick ass and take blames, Upper class, I'll take aim
Put Bernie in an urn and fight the fanboy fanned flames
I'm hyper activist, The lion, elephant's nemesis
An emotional strategist, black mamba, I'm venomous
Wrathful warrior pacifist, channel Yahweh in Genesis
I'm the gaudiest godliest godless minimal feminist
I'm HRC, New election, new me
All hail the female in 2016
TRUMP
So we're supposed to elect you just because you're a woman
You're less likable than Cruz, and he looks like a melting snowman
Such excitement for indictment, this email thing's a bad omen
Getting cold, better run to Putin before you get Snowden
Don't be alarmed, it's just me, the real Donald Trump
I'm here to smear to give your ladies and your ratings a bump
You pumped? I'm the buyer's choice to make America great again
Mission's simple: give permission to let Americans hate again
Speaking of which, Obama's a Muslim, talk about foreign aid
Where was he born? Africa? I popped out in suede
And hey, when life gave me millions, I made billionaide
Best served on ice with a plate of Barack O'BBQ in the shade
Took my casino earnings, brought some cash to the party
Just spent a weekend at Bernie's, now we're crashing the parties
Poaching establishment voters on a Ferrari safari
Talkin a big game sipping on some fascist Bacardi
Jk, I don't drink, I have self control
Unless you're not-white, Rosie O'Donnel, or an internet troll
Blew up Republican politics like the law was Sharia
Made Chris Christie my bitchie
Turned Carson into Madea
Ted held hands with Fiorina while my fans filled arenas
Poor bruised abused Cruz, I stole his role in God's Not Dead 3-uh
Bernie, baby, take notes from a true inside outsider
You're a dumbfounded dumb founder of a movement that floundered
Your camp can riot at my rallies but don't show up to fight
Things get messy when teens start exercising their rights
BERNIE
So you're worth millions, well I'm a meme, that's my net worth
I'm set, working the net, go on and keep your networks
I'm gonna polarize ya, pulverize ya, separate the truth from lies
Can't stop the young people, Bernie's gonna youthenize ya
I'm new and old fashioned, hi, I'm Bernie Sanders
I came from the streets of Brooklyn to be your chief commander
I meander gerrymandering and slander from a witch
Which, by the by, is why I pitched a campaign for the no-rich niche
Funded by Americans, Bernie's super packless
No corruption, no greed
I'm like a shamwow, no mess
Hit the campaign trail with black sails
Eff the police I'm freeing the black males
Stall white collar low ballers from tipping cash to tip the scales
Gonna fill the jails with laymen, Hope their souls are worth the savings
Misbehave in the Caymens,
Trump, you're gonna go to hell for your havens, oh boy
Hey Satan, is this seat taken? America's gotta white-collar cravin
I'm the second most popular socialist Jew gettin praised in this nation
If ya got a couple millions, you'll be revolushunned
I got 99 problems, but my percent ain't 1 - Розваги
Bernie is too hot u made him WAY to hot
Ya Bon bon so true, I'm crying
Ya Bon bon I was looking through the comments to see if someone agreed with me😂😂😂
Too real
Bratty Maddi Glad i'm not alone in that😂
Ya Bon bon he makes all of them look better than they do in real life, tbh
fucking slay
ITS FREEDDDDDD
^^^
Off yourself for saying slay. Please.
Lol 😂😂
ily
Petition that they make the actual presidential debate a rap battle
tori248 that would entertaining.
The actual Trump couldn’t rap on his life. That would be hilarious!
I'll sign
oh god please it would be SO much better than what we got last night 😫
Hamilton⭐️🇺🇸 is typing...
It's been a few years but I don't see enough praise for Jon's lyricism. These are genuinely some hot bars.
Mephostopheles Right! He is such a clever writer...
exactly! hes so great at it and I'm honestly amazed with everything he comes up with
*BARS!*
And he’s an amazing singer.
Ikr!! He’s dropping some fire lines
I have to say he looks hot like Bernie Sanders lmao
yeah
He looks hot all the time... (except being trump and clinton)
3:28
oh thank god i'm not the only one who thinks this
Oh my goodness I was looking for so long to find someone who agreed with me on that xD Attractive af, Jon xD
I might not be American, but damn
oml namjoon💕💕 (sorry I had to 😂)
xlouisex ayy lmao
Ironic Weeb I legit get attacked usually for saying anything about bts 😂😂
xlouisex dw I'm complete trash :,)
I see your photo over there 😏😂
oddly attracted to jon as both hillary and bernie what is happening
bi culture.
actual;sarcasm ironically enough i am bi so it fits
@@ineslime3929 😂
Yeah I get that
Wouldn't that make you GAY!
This guy doesn’t age, he just disappears for years and comes back
Edit: Thank you for all the likes I appreciate it a lot 🙏
Ikr
You are a psychic. Hes back again 😂
Brooklynn B 🤫 😆
you predicted his return
You’re right, he just posted a new Politiclash
only Jon Cozart can make a political video and not start a war in the comments
Ikr
true, but im sure if you dig far enough there are some default-profile-picture comments about why this is "problematic"
OMG THAT IS SO TTRUE.
Jared Saltzberg yep
Jared Saltzberg true asf
Funny but Trump doesn't know that many words.
You're supposed to use great and smart alot, Paint.
This is honestly my favorite comment
+WhitePianoLily To be honest me too xD
All politicians and business men and women are told to talk to the general public like they are 5 years old. That's why so many young people are democrats.
I actually laughed out aloud at this.
“while my fans filled arenas”
that did not age very well huh
This^^
No, still accurate actually. Just worse.
Nope
Even worse now
“Hey Satan is this seat taken? America’s got a white collar cravin” Bernie’s verse was the best and I don’t care what you say
Your camp can riot at my rallies but don't show up to fight. Oof if only more 18-22 year olds actually voted. Pretty good diss.
Yes, yes it was
@@johnchase7163 ughh so frustrating!! i was 16 and many of my friends were below the voting age who supported bernie. the world wasn’t ready for bernie, also the democratic primaries were rigged for hilliar lol.
DUDE I AGREE HE WAS SPITTING
@@britney5256 no they weren't rigged for Hillary, who was much better than bernie
new aesthetic: Jon in pearl earrings
Sadie Lory lol same
Sadie Lory RIGHT??!!!
Sadie Lory same
same
The pantsuit is everything why does it look so good lol
The thing I most liked about this video is that John didn't use the typical superficial things commonly used when making comedy about these politicians ( Hillary and her eagerness to appear cool, Trump and his hair & Bernie and his age). He actually went a little deeper and managed to make a super funny video using more sensible arguments. Seriously, congratulations man!
99.9% agree the other 0.1%.......Jon*
+Kaily Kuriger not the only one who noticed lol
I like how he didnt really seem biased, and made positive and negative comments about each candidate. Alot better than expected.
Yes, that's Jon vids :)
+Mormaxim TheKingslayer
Is that meant sarcastic?
why do i still have this entire thing memorized it’s been 4 years
same omg
Same, bernies verse gives me goosebumps, no bullshit
cause bernie’s verse slaps
I know right!!!
SAME!!!! 😂
Who else is waiting for Politiclash 2020?
Kaitlyn Barry I turned on notifications for that reason...
Biden vs Bernie vs Trump
Um.....I think we only have time a politiclash 2 2020 yeah.
It’s may 2020, this comment was made 10 months ago, you where watching this in June 2019 😂
Can’t wait to see that damn chetto get crushed
He made bernie really... attractive
Im so uncomfortable
Natsuki EW DISGUSTING
He makes anyone really attractive.
He made Bernie's looks match his ideas
ik...... (｡ŏ_ŏ)
This thread was a mistake
Make America Paint Again
yessss
#FeelThePaint
90% of all the likes go to the top 1% of youtubers. We are the only major country on Earth which does not provide subscription to great videos as a right.
+Mika D yo bro
Paint for president 🎨🇺🇸
+lively living I second that
"The Jew has risen..."
"I took millions and made billionaid."
"I'm the queen of the cover ups."
Best lines
Omg yas
like to add "things get messy when teens start exercising their rights" because it took me 2 years to get it lmao
i really like gaudies godliest godless line
Im the gaudiest godliest godless minimal feminist
And “if you got a couple millions you’ll be revolution’d, I got 99 problems but my percent an’t one.” It’s got so many layers
Inaccurate. Trump wouldn’t let Clinton or Sanders talk
trueeeee
When i tell you i squeeleddddddd😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
At first I thought you were talking about Thomas Sanders and then i realized
nah he might let sanders talk, seems like he has a *little* respect for him
@RowanWeaver true
The real question is why Jon has not 1 but 2 pantsuit tops
bold of you to assume he only has 2
And we aren't even going to mention the pearls
@@itbeem5328 Maybe his mother's or bought especially for this video.
Tessa Schelde and the red one always has a photoshopped cleavage but the grey one doesn’t....
It's called fashion sweetie
*the jew has risen*
Well won't be long before we see him in ashes
He fell and I for the sake of America, I hope he never gets up
Zombie Jesus Lord of Grass same
Anna yes
Bernie Sanders may be Jewish, but I really don't want him as the Jewish mascot of America. He's so secular it's ridiculous. Some of us actually care about Judaism and are religious.
Everyone talking about how good his lyricism is here but I am more impressed with the almost perfect neutralism.
He was a Bernie supporter
Well he *definitely* doesn’t like trump
I don't feel like he was very neutral about Clinton, but otherwise, yes
He LOVES Bernie, and dislikes Trump and Clinton. It's super obvious.
i'm still upset most people don't talk about this man and his ability to make anything slap. he's one of the best lyricist I've seen on youtube and it surprises me EVERY DAMN TIME I come back to his videos
i wish he posted more :/
R.I.P. Bernie's chance
Write him in.
Writing him in will only help Trump more than Bernie
abcmole actually even Bernie told his followers not to do vote him in
ikr
ikr
that is literally how trump talks hahha
And looks like him.
so trueee lol
No, he's not that well-spoken.
we all have different opinions
isn't that scary how good his impressions are!?
Everyone’s talking about how hot he made Bernie while I’m really confused about how attracted I am to his Hillary
Same
Me already being pansexual: I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move
Shizue i’m attracted to both
*Hilary’s guard: Women up! Suit up!*
*me: damn that line was smooth*
"I got 99 problems but my percent ain't one" FLAAAAAAAAAAAAMES🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Trumpie and Hill just got ROASTED
😂😂😂😂
Sorry guys I'm at 1%
+Destini CipherPines don't you dare
yes lol feel the bern
Feel the bern
#bernout
Sorry, but #BernOut.
The Phandom is everywhere
aye. Feel the fucking bern
+Dream Cat so are you climbing the Hill?
“Things get messy when teens start exercising their right” THIS AGED TOO WELL
How so?
@@Junebug0369 I was referring to the Black Lives Matter protests back in May-June
Also remember the March for our lives after parkland!!!
@@mahog_mog What exactly got messy with them? Also, they weren't specifically teens
@@shadowyzephyr you’re right about the last part, however; all the violence and m*rd3r from the police against BLM protesters? you could consider that messy, yeah?
He needs to do one for 2020 front runners. Please make this the order.
First: Bernie Sanders
Second: Donald Trump
Third: Joe Biden
Then a surprise entrance of Elizabeth Warren
I was bored so decided to watch this again I saw my comment had 500 likes
Yang Gang
If only they were still in the primary
No, a surprise entrance of Tulsi Gabbard. She stayed in the longest (except Biden and Trump, of course)
Joshua Archbold just say you’re racist and go ❤️
This aged like milk
I will expect one of these every voting period. lol
Same
Hope so lol, that would be the best
Same
2020's would be way too long If he included every well known candidate
This will be fun to see with Trump & Biden now
Alright, but Jon's facial expressions, voice, and hand gestures for each candidate was spot on
agreed
Lol yes
"Uh, can I talk?" "No." "Wonderful." XD
+Le Pokémon Master lol XD
+Le Pokémon Master my fav part lol
Back here because well, we’re almost here again.
Yep. 2 more months...
Jon dresses like a woman is every bisexuals dream and you can’t change my mind
Yes! Can confirm
The Kelp Crown double confirmed beybey
I know. I am a straight (confused) male.
He’s so attractive!🤪
@@billnye8760 bi-curious much? :P
"Things get messy when teens start exercising their rights."
*HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*
InfamousGamer it does
If all teens were the kids at my school
I’m 18 and still am very unsure of where I stand politically. That’s probably a good thing, I don’t need to join the cult mentality of some parties, but what I do know is that from 13-16 I was an ignorant dumbass and thank god I couldn’t vote in 2016
Teens: we just want a safe environment for people to live in and for people in high power to help us with global warming.
Trump: *what did I tell ya! Next they’ll be asking for gun control!*
I love how the comments still don't get the self-sexy times joke
And this is why I'm happy to be Canadian
you could've done better with trodau.
you're so damn lucky
you're so damn lucky.
Canada is the best.
Yo same xD
is anyone gonna mention how good Jon looks as a woman
book nerd and as Bernie
"mission simple: give permission to let america hate again" This is surprisingly a very good way to sum up Donald Trump's appeal
And he gives them a thing to hate. Has got batterys included.
We hate when people violate our laws and we hate when lawmakers violate the constitution. That pretty much sums it up.
"The Jew has risen" the best line
Ikr
The dab at the end
+lina kherfan irk it was just perfect
same
Someone needs to turn that into a gif
This is gonna go viral really quickly
I hope so !
yep...
Well, when I watched it for a first time it had like , 400 something likes now, it has like 21K likes.
Yepyepyepyepyep
+Private INFO *23k
Remember when the election didn’t feel like a millions of lives were at stake
Yeah, especially when the election so far is this close.
Yeah, that was never. Since the Dems founded the KKK or in the WWII or WWI or the civil war or the 13th amendment. It's never been non-violent. When are you talking about?
@@krishivagarwal5189 Well, Dems used to be conservative, now they're more moderate.
I think it's already time for Biden vs Bernie vs Trump
looks like its too late for that
#sanders2016
#bernieorbust
Free isn't free
Bernie lost get over it
+Balling Ralling but he didn't.
+Balling Ralling oh yeah I'm gonna get over the fact that we have a bought out government and that the Democratic Party has a person who is being investigated by the CIA and has a chance to lose to trump
+Tha dark sabley she better lose to trump she is a horrible person who got people killed and is bought out by foreign countries
I'm supporting Bernie but DAMN Hillary's rap was lit
i dont support any of them, though i do agree with trump on his pc issues, but i loved burnie's flow the most. trumps voice annoyed me and hillary is a cunt.
LIT
True dat.
that for sho
I agree but... feel the burn!
my bisexuality jumped out when he was hillary and bernie
Oop same
im coming back to this after a while, and the bernie section still gives me goosebumps, and i am still upset Bernie lost.
2020 babey
Chance Coleman TV yep 👍
@@namegirl12 LMFAOO
@@namegirl12 HERES HOW BERNIE CAN STILL WIN!
Meee too... I found my Bernie shirt, I volunteered for his run... heartbroken doesn't even describe how I felt when we lost...
Hes a better woman than me-
maskyybunn same.....
maskyybunn unfortunately, same
maskyybunn why are you EVERWHERE!?!?
he looked damn good as hillary tho
im uncomfortable
jared from subway +
*I'm not* huehue
He looks like that one aunt who's though a divorce but still looks professional for the PTA meetings, and I mean that in the nicest way possible.
Why so
3:33 ‘I’m a meme, that’s my net worth’
This statement still holdin strong in 2021-
It’s been 4 years, and I still remember the lyrics
Crazy For Myself same ❤️
Don't
I can't be the only one who wants Jon to collab with Superfruit or all of Pentatonix.
okay YES
It needs to happen!
I was just about to comment that! And yes he needs too!!
YES
Well this got liked up fast.
Bernie:"I got 99 problems, But my present ain't one" *Dabs*
That. Was. Fricken. Brilliant
Fox Malaya percent*
Fox Malaya his dab was amazing
Trump- things get messy when teenagers exersize thier rights..
Me- well this hits different now
(Bc the protests)
I always thought it had a um....different meaning lol
Ehhhh more like a double meaning, as are most of his lyrics.
*Riots.
@@mannydoor2276 with trump and uhm his involvement with epstein when he mentions teens it means a ton of things
"You can sing hallelujah but i'm too much to Handel."
I see what you did there... 🤭
“You can sing ‘hallelujah’ but I’m too much to Handel”
oh. my. god. that’s amazing
I noticed that too ayyy
Yesss
I'm so glad I'm not American this year...
ikr
Indeed, you could be living in Britain and deciding whether or not to vote for Brexit. I suppose Britain's problem is easier.
You kid yourself if you think you're not going to be affected by the result no matter where you live in the world.
+Ihategoogle+ No that's true sorry.
+Amber Shoffren I actually live in Australia. We are like isolated. Which I suppose is gold in this situation
Whos here after Jon posted "politiclash, trump v biden"
Litterally every single person.
Bernie’s part is so well written tho. Got goosebumps, no joke
No bullshit, no jokes, I miss him
Jon to join the cast of Hamilton? I think he should
Jon would do so well as the King, small role but perfect for his humour. I'd love to see him do a cover of it
YES PLEASE
omg thought the same thing as I was watching this.
Yes he should totally
Literally my first thought when I saw this video😂
They might show this on Teens React later
IKR Xd
But not before don't hug me I'm scared 6
XD yup
probably
yeah
we gotta go back
Whos here from the 2020 one?
everyone is saying he's hot as bernie but he's the hottest hilary Clinton
meex me true
Yes
Hottest as the security guards
meex me
666 likes!!!!!
so true
I didn't know Jon Cozart as sexy Bernie Sanders is what I needed in life but apparently it is
Yeah! Isn't Bernie Sanders sexy enough as he is???
My thoughts exactly...
100%
I just need him to run again in 2020 so we can get a real president in the office.
“things get messy when teens start exercising their rights”...well that aged well
How so?
This feels like a lifetime ago
i'm not American and I kinda thought Trump wasn't serious and that no one would actually vote on him. I was so wrong...
sadly 😔 this just proves how stupid our country is
What, should we "Feel the Bern" and become a despicable socialist nation?
+Janice Coria You're like 12 and don't know anything about politics. I assume you think HRC is better and if that's the case, it's you who is very stupid.
+Diskonnekt We already are a socialist nation so first learn what words mean.
"how stupid our country is" Have you seen what's happened in the UK, I think this stuff proves how stupid our entire world is.
Can Jon be president? 😂
please
If only he was 35 years old.
Mackenzie McGowan ikr
SCÖMÌCHE IS REAL trueee the society will be saved
I think he is pretty as a woman
I have to come back and watch this every few damn months. I can never get over how freaking clever it is. Jesus Christ.
Ahhh 2016, simpler times. No Covid-19, I was still in the closet and in middle school. I remember having this on repeat for weeks even after the election results were in. Now it's the night before the 2020 election. I am hoping for the best.
I was about a semester from graduation it really was a simpler time. 😌
I love how he put foundation on to have that orange look.
When it's so good that you get chills when he sings hallelujah
To bad it was for the wrong canadate
the new trump hamilton video made me revisit this legendary video. 👌
me too, to celebrate him posting again i’m rewatching my favourites
*Jon Cozart for President 2020*
Better than either option tbh
He probably burned the "Make America Great Again" hat after he filmed this video
i would too
I wouldnt
What's your problem with trump? Tell me
So you don't think we should make America great?
+BaconBites I think everyone's problem with him is he's racist and sexist
"I got 99 problems but my % ain't 1" BROOOOO
such a great line lol
the 1% refers to the wealthiest 1% in the country and is usually brought up in the context of income and wealth inequality. it was coined by the Occupy movement from the slogan "We are the 99%"
No problem :)
Funny considering he just bought a third home for $600k. Deeeeefinitely not in the one percent
+TheThoughtAssassin yes he did. he inherited a different home that wasnt suitable, sold it, and got a different home with the money from it. he doesnt just have that much laying around in general. 600k is higher than his net worth even.
Back when we thought Bernie or Hillary was going be elected.
The good old days.
Virgil :)
@@heinz_das_pferd1264
Yep
I wish
I would've voted for Bernie, I still will if he runs Democrat.
3:07 "While my fans filled arenas"
Wait for 2020 Donald when all of tiktok goes against you, just wait
Not TikTok!!! 😬😱😱😱
I love that people are still watching this even though the election is over
Chik_Chik lol same
This is Hillary-ous, you can't Trump this. these line are Berning a hole in my mind.
Puns on fleek. (But damn you for being funnier than me.) ; p
+Alethia Hoff I'm just Hoff-ing a good time :P
Careful, I know I have a Trump card somewhere up my sleeve.
+Alethia Hoff You've Trumpt me, I'm gonna Bern at the stake for these puns
lmao XD
the modern day cabinet battle!
yesss
Damn that Bernie verse. I'm the second most popular Jew being praised in this nation.
“second most popular *socialist* jew gettin praised in this nation”
@@Hazel-xl8in i still don't get who's supposed to be the first tho
@@axeldusca2252 Jesus
@@leineyg6564 ohhh lmao that makes sense
Took me a while :DD
this is the best 2016 election video i've seen
queen of tumblr
OMG zack i love ur tumblr
Hey! You follow me on tumblr! I love your posts :)
Hey! You follow me on tumblr! I love your posts :)
Jonathan Bickley :* ty
It’s due time for a new one
"I've got 99 problems but my percent ain't 1." - This is such a solid campaign slogan.
Can't we just point out how Paint actually turned his face orange for trump 😂😂😂😂
lel ikr
Yep.
It wasn't orange enough 😂😂😂😂
I know!!! I can't believe anybody else actually realized that.
IIIIII think everybody realized that and nobody thought it worth mentioning?
I'm just now realising that, when he says "the second most popular jew getting praised in this nation" he means Jesus... not Jon Stewart
shame on me
omg lmao
That makes more senseeeee
yeah, only he says 'socialist', and republicans would fight you to death if you said Jesus was socialist
Since I'm not from the US, I fortunately don't have to argue with Republicans :D
(by the way I would take on that fight, if necessary haha)
Please come here and fight the Republicans lmfao. Bring your friends too
I just realized the amount of thought and effort which was put into making these lyrics...hats of Jon!
Everytime I come back to this I get something else.
I finally got "I got 99 problems but my percent ain't *one* (1%)"
Same I literally just got the "things get messy teens start exercising their rights"
I'm voting for Bill Nye.
AMIRITE
hell yah
Goldy 12378 please vote, it's so Important, and obvi not for trump
+Amy Mathison trumps got it in the bag unless millions of people come back from the dead and vote like they did for Obama. 33,000 emails deleted, most considered classified. All her server workers are pleading the fifth. Trump is not racist or sexist if you think he is then go watch the news and stop listening to your mom.
Scatter did you watch the debate??
Oh. My. Goodness.
Did he put orange stuff on his face to be more like Donald Trump?
*applauds Jon's dedication*
Yeah... The "stuff" Is actually foundation. Jon is just amazing💕
No he only looks like him he didn’t act like him.
@@nappy7 all he needs to do is mock an autistic reporter and grope someone then boom, he's trump.
I could tell he had an orange tint.
Nappy 7 That’s the joke.
it’s been four years why do i still have this memorized ????
"When life gave me billions, I made billionaide."
Art. Pure art.
Jon Cozart can rock pearls
Jordyn Nichole Carter and grey hair and orange makeup...Jon just hot af
He actually looks good in a pantsuit, too
Smartie Dork he just looks good in general
weebtron yeye true
"You can sing hallelujah, but i'm to much to handel"
THIS LINE WINS EVERYTHING
I don't get it.
+Zenith Wills Händel wrote the hallelujah chorus.
Yup
its his next bug song
handle*
omg rapping the hillary part on 1.5 speed is SO FUN
4 years later, still scared for my rights but atleast I have this amazing songs
You are the Pentatonix in one person
Dwalisumuzi Zinhle Dewa Pentatonix uses sound effects and auto tune
Slightly Sleep Deprived obviously you've never seen them perform live.
But a LOT funnier
Slightly Sleep Deprived you can't be just SLIGHTLY sleep deprived to say that dude, seems like you haven't slept in a long while
You could say he is paintatonix