@Black Republican that both of the candidates have sexual assault allegations? That they are both not ideal? What's ur point? Who is the criminal and why?
@Black Republican and also just because so many powerful men have sexual assault allegations doesn't mean that A. The allegations aren't true and B. Its okay to sexually assault someone if you're rich and powerful.
"Too many characters in your cabinet, is this America or Narnia? Escaping into fantasy like every night for poor Melania" Literally crying this is too good lmaoo
Long ago the nation lived in harmony, that all ended when politics attacks, when Paint was needed most, he vanished. 3 weeks later he returned. I believe paint can save the world.
The problem is knowing who's actually going to be at the final stretch! Will Kamala survive the turmoil in the Democrat party long enough to get in? Will Trump survive? No one knows! Must be a bitch to have to tear up your lyrics and start over every time something happens!
Here are some of the reasons why you should never vote for Biden. Biden falling apart (dementia): ua-cam.com/video/z_wlQZ5N_2k/v-deo.html This video is about....umm....uh..........C'mon man, You know the thing! (Dementia) ua-cam.com/video/fNQAbF33gFM/v-deo.html Trump paid $40 million in Federal tax. It's from your favorite source CNN, which you trust so much..so it can't be fake. ua-cam.com/video/N9Z4W-rbWQI/v-deo.html Biden insults troops by calling them "slow" and "stupid bastards": ua-cam.com/video/w6cJO1ioopQ/v-deo.html Biden behaving inappropriately: ua-cam.com/video/tiNWo0nMats/v-deo.html Trump vs Biden, who is racist? ua-cam.com/video/DZfzJATDmXs/v-deo.html Trump separated kids from their parents, right? Look at this entire video and after you're done, look at the date when it was uploaded. Now check for yourself who was the president at that time. Trump instead signed an order to reunite families. ua-cam.com/video/tPS_HvE2oM0/v-deo.html
"last season"? Nah, USA still going strong and will remain for the rest of our days. So many people are quick to panic, they forget America is the strongest nation in the world with the most resilient and diverse population out there. This isn't the end. Its not even the beginning of the end. I love my country, no matter what growing pains it may be going through. Im aware this comment is likely a joke, but I still wanted to add my two cents. Have a nice day!
Kinda sad that Paint, in a 7 minute rap video on youtube, made more legitimate points for and against both candidates than either of them made about each other for their entire campaigns
It's kinda trippy but if you look at bible prophecy apparently it seems like a lot of things were lining up with what was happening and what he was doing. People suspect he might have been trying to make it happen. Fuckin wacky having a president trying to bring about the end of the world if that's what was going on.
Everyone: *”Welp that was fun but he’s not gonna come for another decade.”* Jon Cozart: *”I have returned!”* Everyone again: *”Welp that was fun but he’s not gonna come for another decade.”*
I am sitting on my porch watching this... I’m sure the neighbors think there’s a MMA party going on out here. I OOHHHHHed and DAYUMed more than once. 😌
Smart, fair, exceptionally performed, and punctually edited. It was such a pleasure to work with you on this!! This is sure to give everyone a smile...and at the least, it's one thing we'll all have in common today!
Hello, my name is AxxL. Here's my opinion: I don't like your girlfriend; I think you need a new one. I could be your girlfriend; I know that you like me! GAGAGAGAGA! PRAAAAAANK! I am not a girl! I am a UA-camr! Thanks for falling for my prank, dear mat
Living the next few days in a numb haze just hoping everyone woke up enough and trump doesn't manage to outlaw too many ballots... If your guys video manage to get even a few more people to the polls it's more than worth it! Also @Paint thank you for the amazing Hamilton vid, and encouraging swing states to headcount etc. We missed you and love you. 🖤 At least we'll have a class videos to take with us and look back on...
The lyricism was mostly done by Mat4yo and Dam Bull, Jon probably came up with some of it himself but those two are insane with lyricism (mat) and flows (dan)
"you only lift women up so you can see what's underneath" "when you hear 4 more years, its the doctors being generous" "raise the minimum wage 15 overnight - that's the minimum age of your next teen wife" ^^^Jon, Mat4yo and Dan Bull are actual lyrical geniuses ^^^
Hello, I am far from a country. I have a question that none of you answered, my question is (how do you accept different races and ... except your family, friends and ... And you love them, you acted as if they were your family members) How did you endure and how did you accept?
@@anubis2009 Normal people accept them just fine, especially if they are law abiding and constructive in effort and heart to the betterment of the 🇺🇲 culture and country. 😀
i mean.... the real debates were balanced... they just weren't.... useful, coherent, articulate, or well-mannered. This was also that, but the rap is 80% hating on trump, treating some allegations with assumed truth, and others brushed off at the whim of his own mind. Still an amazing rap though.
@@paaperman I was making a kind of tongue-in-cheek statement haha. The polarity (at least from my perspective as an Irish guy) in America is so extreme that I was surprised Jon took any shots at Biden at all. He had some fair digs from both of them, which surprised me given how all-or-nothing political allegiance has become in the US. Which is a good thing! And his wordplay is masterful
That was subtle, equal weighted, well researched and deep. The way you played off the Christianity conflict between the candidates really puts their differences into a new light. But it also shows how Christianity is being used as a pawn, like it has been by powerful people for 2000 years. Again this was excellent, I hope you get a prize for this.
Exactly. It's so important to realize there are just as many types of Christianity and Christian views as there are types of people. Every notion made in the political sphere is intentional, calculated and serves a purpose. No matter what the candidates personal conviction really is. It's all so interesting, especially when what I should be doing at the moment is to read for my theology course, yet I rather spend my precious time all around the internet speculating something that is happening on the other side of the world. Anyway, the best of luck for the hours ahead and the weeks thereafter.
@@AammaK ahh, another non-American who is too wrapped up in their politics and happenings 😂😂 hopefully after the election I'll finally be able to distance myself from them so much, no matter the outcome 😬😅
@@madeniquevanwyk I don't know where you're from, but obviously you've somehow ended up in the video too. The election is important for other nations, since Trump's view on foreign policy and diplomacy has been openly negative. Instead of truly being the "Leader of the free world" the US has shown disrespect to common policy and agreements, exluding itself from the conversation and the common interest of the international community as well as the actual people inhabiting this Earth.. This year is special in countless ways, I don't know a single person who hasn't been interested in the situation outside their own context.The pandemic shows in a congrete way how our relationships with others and the internal policy both have a role in all of our lives. Both humane and inhuman phenomena in the US have had a reflection in my country. The demonstrations have opened a conversation about racism (my countly shamefully being the most racist in the Europe), the US has been a warning sign of bad handeling of the pandemic, the political divisiveness reminds of our own threats etc. Since most cultural influence in the south comes from the US we NEED to be critical about the origins of those influences. The general mindset and orientation of the US is essential to Europe and the West. The leader there has at least a great symbolic value here, and those kind of things we shouldn't underestimate. We are already experincing how one great nation slipping into authoritarianism is a green light for nation here too, a green light for hatred and disrespect of democracy. Not only am I deeply worried and interested out of general curiosity, understanding other countries' philosophies and culture is essential for my studies and future career. You cannot study religion without taking into consideration the people practicing it and the location of the tradition. The US is a special venue for those processes, and is therefore a source of endless interest and wonder. I've fortunately grown into critical thinking and I'm not going to be ashamed about that. I also have compassion, and can't look away when there are great happenings around the world. My interest in the election desn't mean less interest in local issues or other places. For me knowing culture is knowing what makes you different and what you have in common with others. You can't have that without paying attention to issues outside your own. It's baffling how little efforrt is put into statements like "you're too deep into this - it doesn't even consern you!" What exactly do you know abaut me? How do you review a unknown person's internet comment and deside they care too much? What is the holy standard you are trying to refer to? It's just quite embarassing you've got nothing more to say or any argument supporting your judgement of me. I do get why you would personally be exhausted - believe me, I'm exhausted too - but how you feel about this isn't some kind of universal truth.
@@AammaK okay, wow, you've completely misunderstood me - I wasn't judging you, and I definitely wasn't being antagonistic, I was trying to relate to you. I'm from South Africa and I'm following this US election with an eagle eye, but most people I know don't really think or feel much about it - heck, two people I've talked to didn't even know what the Democratic candidate's name was. Even after I said he was VP the previous go around. Which freaks me out, since people really just don't realise how much the outcome of this election could affect our lives, the global economy and political issues, and the environment. So yeah, I got a little excited and didn't articulate my feelings clearly, although I did think that the emojis would help a bit. Oh well. You're clearly very intelligent and in the right field of study, and it's good that you so clearly stand up for yourself when you're completely in the right (don't let anyone dictate you on politics, unless it's to get even more involved lol), but yeah I think you've been fighting too many internet trolls cause you're seeing a fight where there isn't any. Have a good night though, sorry that you had to type out all that.
@@madeniquevanwyk Oh my, I'm so sorry, I definitely did! You are right, I have a bad habit when it comes to caring about unimportant provocation. It's a confusing mix of lack of self-esteem and a unrealistic belief that my answer can change somebody's mind. I have a lot to work with that. This was my mistake. Please dodn't take it personally. I've had to explain myself to a lot of people with the prejudices I thought were displayed here, so my answer came out of that exhaustion and frustration. I'm quite ashamed now. I'm so glad you bethered to explain and share. I can only imagine the situation where you live, there's obviously some great differences to your country and the Northern Europe. In some ways the result can feel even more relevant, I guess. I'd love to know more about how it all looks from that perspective. I hope my lenghty commenting style doesn't feel eggressive to you - that would have been my way of communication even if I did understand you correctly and wanted to further the conversation. It's absolutely on me and my uncertainty that I overreacted, I can see now what the emojis were meaning to say, but my head went to the exact another direction. If I'm being completely honest, I gues there's was some true projection, since it's been a time or two I've actually questioned my interest and the fact thet it takes so much energy out of my days atm, and creates so much worry, and it seems I'm just purposely choosing that. I can only thank you for taking my undeserved aggression against you so well and even finding the true agreement between us. That's so great and I can appreciate that. If it's okay for you, I'd like to change my previous comment. I won't do that solely for being ashamed and afraid of my mistake, but I'd love to correct myself out of respect. I wish you well, let's keep our hopes up and heads high. We'll see what will happen. I hope to stay awake for at least an hour still and wake up to check the situation after a while.
I think this is legitimately better than ERB's - it actually went into their political stances and strategies. The closest ERB got, as Mat4Yo himself said, was, "You say I'm selling hate in America? You're selling hatin' America!"
“You got the sloppy Joe, but no beef! The only white privilege I see are those teeth! There’s no blue wee, (forget it, not coming.) it’s like I tell criminals Joe, stop running.”
I’ve seen this like eight times i just can’t stop admiring it. the lyricism, jokes, political themes, costumes, lights, production, editing-literally everything about this is marvelous
THE KING DELIVERED
I love ur voice 😫❤️
Hi! I love your producer man song! 🥰
I love your covers!
Lyyyyyyyyynnnnn
@@Paint WHEN THE WORLD COLLIDES!
Jon: **Dissapears for 2 years**
Also Jon: **Reappears JUST to call out the canidates**
two years already i-
@B Bui and that video was also calling out trump
I was so hoping he would
as he should akjgfbakej
If you're looking for more of him, he's in a TV show on UA-cam called Wayward guide
my god the talent still stands
ya
dude I've been listening to this on repeat it's so good
omg I remember watching ur LPS Hotel Mess Up and LPS pet store 6 years ago 🤣
yeah STANDS
I like how in Biden’s 2nd verse he actually sounded pissed like he lost his temper and from what I’ve seen so far it’s pretty accurate
Common malady with alzheimers patients, happened to my father a lot near the end.
@@Stash186 he doesn’t have Alzheimer’s
@@noble6339 Thank you
1st verse: dude, you’re a bad president
2nd verse: *N O M A L A R K E Y*
@@noble6339 What does he have? Because he randomly yells in speeches, sometimes forgets where he is, I mean honestly
John: Doesn't post for like 3 years
John: Posts twice in a month when it matters most
All hail Jon
@@jiminbang5822 Y e s
Paint 2024, make America musical again
TRUEE
When the world needed him most, he returned
why was this more civilized than the first presidential debate-
MAKE THIS THE TOP COMMENT OMG OMG OMG
@Black Republican the sad thing is it doesn't even matter which side ur talking abt bc both have sexual assault allegations
@Black Republican that both of the candidates have sexual assault allegations? That they are both not ideal? What's ur point? Who is the criminal and why?
@Black Republican and also just because so many powerful men have sexual assault allegations doesn't mean that A. The allegations aren't true and B. Its okay to sexually assault someone if you're rich and powerful.
@Black Republican true but at least the criminal isn't gonna be in office for 4 more years
I feel like Jon Cozart's Trump gets more orange each time we see him.
Next he'll be the same colour of the background
LmAoO 😂 y'all are so funny 😂😂
More and more accurate
agreed haha
Just like trump 😹
Who is also here in 2024, waiting for a new "election battle" video from Jon?
Me
We need him most now!!!!
Hopefully tomorrow?
Still none 😢
@sevildaminova it literally just came out!!!! Like a minute ago fricking crazy lmao
"Too many characters in your cabinet, is this America or Narnia? Escaping into fantasy like every night for poor Melania"
Literally crying this is too good lmaoo
@Vanesa wut
@Vanesa making kamala look even better than she actually is to own the libs
LMAOO IM CRYING
He's back, and god damn you killed this XD
only 1 reply
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When the world needed him most. He returned.
Now this is an epic pog champ moment
Yay the king has returned!
Pog
11 minutes 1k likes lol
Long ago the nation lived in harmony, that all ended when politics attacks, when Paint was needed most, he vanished. 3 weeks later he returned. I believe paint can save the world.
Can't Wait for Jon to come back in November to drop a rematch!
Same
oh how much can change in a month. if he still does it, at least it won't be completely the same, I guess
The problem is knowing who's actually going to be at the final stretch! Will Kamala survive the turmoil in the Democrat party long enough to get in? Will Trump survive? No one knows! Must be a bitch to have to tear up your lyrics and start over every time something happens!
......
@@name.is.V Yeah about that
Jon doesn’t post often, but when he does it’s a historical event
True his videos Is something that future generations can appreciate
Honestly
has been since the disney ever afters! It's crazy how many people know the lyrics.
Yeees
Feels like a history GCSE source question for like 30 years time
I can’t believe Trump got *even oranger*
@Vanesa, can you remind me when
LMAOO
And the LITTLE HANDS
Shoot I just commented that and scrolled down...you got to it first. I commend you
Here are some of the reasons why you should never vote for Biden.
Biden falling apart (dementia):
ua-cam.com/video/z_wlQZ5N_2k/v-deo.html
This video is about....umm....uh..........C'mon man, You know the thing! (Dementia)
ua-cam.com/video/fNQAbF33gFM/v-deo.html
Trump paid $40 million in Federal tax. It's from your favorite source CNN, which you trust so much..so it can't be fake.
ua-cam.com/video/N9Z4W-rbWQI/v-deo.html
Biden insults troops by calling them "slow" and "stupid bastards":
ua-cam.com/video/w6cJO1ioopQ/v-deo.html
Biden behaving inappropriately:
ua-cam.com/video/tiNWo0nMats/v-deo.html
Trump vs Biden, who is racist?
ua-cam.com/video/DZfzJATDmXs/v-deo.html
Trump separated kids from their parents, right? Look at this entire video and after you're done, look at the date when it was uploaded. Now check for yourself who was the president at that time. Trump instead signed an order to reunite families.
ua-cam.com/video/tPS_HvE2oM0/v-deo.html
This is the opening theme to the last season of America.
yup. 💀
Terrifyingly accurate
America OP no. 1 『2020』
so true
"last season"? Nah, USA still going strong and will remain for the rest of our days. So many people are quick to panic, they forget America is the strongest nation in the world with the most resilient and diverse population out there. This isn't the end. Its not even the beginning of the end. I love my country, no matter what growing pains it may be going through. Im aware this comment is likely a joke, but I still wanted to add my two cents. Have a nice day!
''Secrets out, I'm an asshole, the electorate's indifferent''
Somehow hits harder the second time...
the ornate arrangement, the lyricism !! sir u have done it again
It was a team effort on this one
Hi liana
Hi liana!
LOL I SWEAR EVERYONE I LISTEN TO WATCHES JOHN COZART
The lyrics are *chefs kiss*
I mean,
"You only lift up women so you can see what's underneath"
✨STUNNED✨
And the “My name is Donal Trump, and it’s rly nice Dimentia” one, that’s great too lmao. Fucking amazing vid
@@troyboi7662 yeah, it's great
Thanks so much!
@@Mat4yo of course, the lyrics and execution is fabulous!
this line gave me chills
Damn so many fire lines in this.
The “hope hicks” one is god tier like wow
“after killing babies, youre magically religious” 😳
Nice to see you here, Evan
I was *just* watching your newest video 😂
"When black lives only matter to you every four years" 👁👄👁 4:40
If only elections could be won like this.
Kinda sad that Paint, in a 7 minute rap video on youtube, made more legitimate points for and against both candidates than either of them made about each other for their entire campaigns
Yep. Just goes to show the one thing the two candidates shared: complete incompetence
They’re BOTH godawful but ones def worse than the other.
I’ll give you a hint…it’s not the one with dementia.
Trumps funnier so… definitely a better candidate for leader of the us
Ah yes, cause if a person is funny it makes them effectively good with everything when it comes to being president..@@scouthedog
@@Polishman69420 agreed you’re such a genuine guy for thinking this too 👍
Isn’t trump like only 3 years younger then Biden lmao
Degenerative brain disease really ages a person.
@@BasedZoomer So by that measure Trump is several decades older than Biden
@@jp9707 BAHHAHDSKJFAL yes.
Yup, every time Trump insults Biden's age I get the feeling he's projecting
@@fire-dz9bi well at least he's wiser than trump, who, by the way, has dementia, and bragged about passing a test to prove you're not mentally ill-
this is gold
How do you only have 24 likes
*I LOVE YOUR "HONEST IPHONE COMMERCIAL" VIDEOS!!!*
TRUMP 2020
@@groudon6423 no
oh shit ur the kidz bopper
*“you only lift up women so you can see what’s underneath”* this man is god tier i tell you
That and "I love the bible, heard I'm featured in the last chapter" won for me
@@AiyanaWolfe Lol my friends mom literally thinks that trump is the anti-christ. In which case reelection is inevitable. XD
@@CatfactsPW lol if it helps the antichrist is supposed to be well loved and bring everybody together and Trump does the exact opposite
We had too much fun with this! XD
@@AiyanaWolfe THAT WAS SO FUNNY
I hate that we need a part two 😭
not anymore lol
"I love The Bible, heard I'm mentioned in the last chapter" hit different.
yep
i dont get it
@@xo.taylormay Revelations. I wouldn't recommend reading it if you believe in that.
@@xo.taylormay there was conspiracy that Trump = the Antichrist.
I think it still happens to be one today????
@@IronycheinPain oh wow-
He nailed both of their mannerisms in his portrayal while still keeping the badassry of a rap battle. MAD respect.
ERB did it too.
@@formy6 And Trump spoke coherent sentences🤷 It's still a rap battle
“Raise the minimum wage 15, that’s the limit for your next teen wife” I- I-😳
*minimun age
I don’t get that line tho
@@thesimplifestyle2022 OOOOO
@@dinuriperera5015 basically means he wants to raise minimum wage and also lower age of consent for minors in America
@@threeisaparty_5944 its a dig at the multiple rape charges against trump from minors. not biden wanting to lower the age of consent
Jon, it's that time again!!! :D
This is really next level!! Listening to this on repeat!
Ayy Raaay
RAY PLEASE STOP
Rayyyy
same man
bidens flow is so frickin lit
amd trumps snapping hard
You're everywhere
“Heard I’m featured in the last chapter” as in he’s the AntiChrist? LMAO
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING SJDJGNDJS
I was dying by that line
Honestly, not the first time I've heard that comparison...😂😂
It's kinda trippy but if you look at bible prophecy apparently it seems like a lot of things were lining up with what was happening and what he was doing. People suspect he might have been trying to make it happen. Fuckin wacky having a president trying to bring about the end of the world if that's what was going on.
People DO know that the majority of the population has to *like* the Antichrist, right?!
It's so ironic that a Trump ad played before this video
Ikr
Weird I got a Biden one... lol
SAME
Ew gross
I got a trump one at the beginning and Biden at the end!
"Four more years, They want me reelected President. When you hear 4 more years the doctors being generous" LMAOOOOOOOO
Everyone: *”Welp that was fun but he’s not gonna come for another decade.”*
Jon Cozart: *”I have returned!”*
Everyone again: *”Welp that was fun but he’s not gonna come for another decade.”*
Hahahahahahaha
Comedy.
@@loralyswank1800 Indeed
C o m e d y
@@socl1970 yes
COMEDY
@@loralyswank1800 Yes
𝐂 𝐎 𝐌 𝐄 𝐃 𝐘
@@checkmateathiests haha indeed
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Plot Twist:
This IS the actual debate
It'd be an improvement, lmao.
More organized than it at least!
@@wormitha im not even american but i like making fun of politics.
At least they took turns here
Debates like this would be MAGICAL.
"The battle of the two septuagenarians"
Now that's not a word you hear every day.
Had to google it. It means ppl in their 70s.
Hey Mozart
We miss u man
@@PS-dm1dq thanks black circle, rly appreciate the time save. I didn’t wanna waste 5 seconds lookin it up 👀😅😂
@@PS-dm1dq same. Now I know all the names for people within each age decade
I heard that word twice today, here and in Jeopardy
Patiently waiting for next month when this year's politiclash video hopefully comes out...this one would be absolutely insane
This was better put together than the actual debate
Two cats fighting is a better debate
Not the last one 😭 Trump killed him
That's a pretty low bar to clear
why did my idiot brain read that in rhythm with the song smh
Jocelynn Acosta not hard to be more put together than the actual debate...
"WHEN YOU HEAR FOUR MORE YEARS ITS THE DOCTOR BEING GENEROUS"
BRUH
🤣
He’s not wrong
"Too many characters in your cabinet, is this America or Narnia? Escaping into fantasy like every night for poor Melania"
This is way too good.
Emma that was my favorite line
We need you bro.
"You only lift up women so you can see what's underneath"
I LEGIT shouted "OHHHHHH!!!!" like a hype man XD
DEADASS I WAS LIKE 😳
Same brooo
I am sitting on my porch watching this... I’m sure the neighbors think there’s a MMA party going on out here. I OOHHHHHed and DAYUMed more than once. 😌
O_o
“Love the Bible, heard I’m featured in the last chapter.” - oooo that line hit pretty hard 😖
what does it mean?😳 I don’t follow the Bible so kinda confused
@@lawnmower7943 the antichrist.
@@lawnmower7943 Yeah and just the end days/end of the world in general.
@@bleau9584 I thought it meant the literal trumpet
@@lawnmower7943 Revelations is the last part of the bible, there is where the apocalypse happens and well, the end of the word
Smart, fair, exceptionally performed, and punctually edited. It was such a pleasure to work with you on this!! This is sure to give everyone a smile...and at the least, it's one thing we'll all have in common today!
Hello, my name is AxxL. Here's my opinion: I don't like your girlfriend; I think you need a new one. I could be your girlfriend; I know that you like me! GAGAGAGAGA! PRAAAAAANK! I am not a girl! I am a UA-camr! Thanks for falling for my prank, dear mat
@@AxxLAfriku ...huh?
ty king
@@Paint The future is in our hands! Cheers to that!
Living the next few days in a numb haze just hoping everyone woke up enough and trump doesn't manage to outlaw too many ballots...
If your guys video manage to get even a few more people to the polls it's more than worth it! Also @Paint thank you for the amazing Hamilton vid, and encouraging swing states to headcount etc.
We missed you and love you. 🖤
At least we'll have a class videos to take with us and look back on...
"Silent generation my ass" okay but that line is so perfect
I wish the presidential debates were actually rap battles.
like how cabinet meetings are rap battles in hamilton
Thank you
@@Ac.117 wait u have the same first name and initials as one of my best friends
It would have been so much more interesting that way.
Me to
2020: chaos
Jon Cozart: its free real estate!
And when the world needed him most, he came back
Only thing keeping me going
Same
He always returns, to bring us hope
Exactly!! :D
@@norat3691 memento mori.. theres not much time left
now it's 2024 and we are waiting for the part 2
Not anymore
“will you shut up, man?” OMG HE DID NOT JUST INCLUDE THAT JENDJDJDJ
The memer
the more he imitates trump the oranger he gets
HWIEEEEEZZZHHWWWHEEEXZZEE
lol
in 2050 people bout to use this video as cramming-material for apush...
No but fr. It may be sooner since Obama is already in history books
thanks for the heart paint! your vids inspired me to start singing songs in a cappella & i'll forever be thankful for that!!
@Jack Marsden oof lmao
God, I hope test-cramming isn't still a thing in 30 years.
im gonna be sad if collegeboard exists in 30 years
jon cozart save us
I don't think people give Jon enough credit as a lyricist. Like the beat slaps and stuff but the lyrics are TOP TIER👌
“nice dementia” BARS
The lyricism was mostly done by Mat4yo and Dam Bull, Jon probably came up with some of it himself but those two are insane with lyricism (mat) and flows (dan)
"you only lift women up so you can see what's underneath"
"when you hear 4 more years, its the doctors being generous"
"raise the minimum wage 15 overnight - that's the minimum age of your next teen wife"
^^^Jon, Mat4yo and Dan Bull are actual lyrical geniuses ^^^
@@Fin_Ale Give Jon some credit too! I wrote most of Trump's second verse and Jon took creative control of both first verses!
@@Mat4yo Sorry, it does sound like I understate Jon here, also i love ur stuff! Been following u since the Zoog Zug cypher with Ashton!
Every couple of years the elusive Cozart emerges from his slumber to drop yet another banger upon the world. All hail.
"you only lift up women so you can see what's underneath" YOOOOO
bruh i just commented the exact same thing 😭
WOoOohH
my jaw literally dropped omg
THAT'S WHAT GOT ME
M
It’s time for you to return
It’s wild how on point Jon’s mannerisms are for Biden and Trump
I just made your likes 666, amazing-
I'm impressed with the level of orange he committed to.
Got to represent the Disgusting Orange.
And it still wasn’t orange enough
lol
Hello, I am far from a country. I have a question that none of you answered, my question is (how do you accept different races and ... except your family, friends and ... And you love them, you acted as if they were your family members) How did you endure and how did you accept?
@@anubis2009 Normal people accept them just fine, especially if they are law abiding and constructive in effort and heart to the betterment of the 🇺🇲 culture and country. 😀
As trump gets more orange, your rap battles get more sinister.
I CANNOT W YALL LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
Alright, it's about time for another one. This time you'd have to be pretty daring to play both characters though.
doing orange face is one thing... let's just say I can imagine Kamala would be a lot harder to portray than Hillary x)
Maybe he can collab with EpicRapBattles omg
This sounds like it could be in Hamilton, the whole thing is top tier quality
Oh, yeah! Imagine a musical of this 😳
@@kinomiuko There probably will be one in a few years!! 😂😂😂
I mean he did make a video, "If Trump Was In Hamilton," so let's call this the Cabinet Battle 😂
@@CamRunsonFandoms yeah😂
It’ll be the next big musical
Am I the only one who heard "WHO WON, WHOS NEXT, YOU DECIDE!" at the end of this in their head???
I thought that watching this ahaha!
i miss them
This was better than the ERB
@@mish469 they just dropped a Biden v Trump too
I like the non bias, you just take what they’ve actually said about each other and used it. Well done.
i love how in each politics video trumps face progressively gets oranger
"I love the Bible, heard I'm featured in the last chapter" SIR
Favorite line!!!!
what’s the last chapter?
@@ayeshaa5663 Revelation
not the antichrist
@@ayeshaa5663 The Book of Revelations. The book said to have prophetic dreams about the end of the world
The closest thing America has to a balanced debate
... to any debate at all.
i mean.... the real debates were balanced... they just weren't.... useful, coherent, articulate, or well-mannered. This was also that, but the rap is 80% hating on trump, treating some allegations with assumed truth, and others brushed off at the whim of his own mind. Still an amazing rap though.
@@paaperman I was making a kind of tongue-in-cheek statement haha. The polarity (at least from my perspective as an Irish guy) in America is so extreme that I was surprised Jon took any shots at Biden at all. He had some fair digs from both of them, which surprised me given how all-or-nothing political allegiance has become in the US. Which is a good thing! And his wordplay is masterful
@@paapermanmore balanced than the ERB one, which is obv biased.
HES BACK
-Cornelius Fudge
love the pfp
Not sure I've ever laughed so much at a comment 😂
@@norag6628 Me too!! Rob made TGWDLM so so amazing!!!!!!!!!
I’ve never laughed harder 😂
@@meredithclark6580 a beautiful man to add to an already beautiful show........... love him
9 years ago : Roasting Principal
Today : Roasting Presidents
"So who loses this election?"
"America."
Yep
Fr tho
Friendly reminder to please go out and vote
#SettleforBiden
i am so scared for this election
Oh look, it's "bOtH sIdEs"
🔥🔥🔥
hi phil
Out of all people you lol
Today in awesome 👀
Couldn’t of said it better myself
Oh hi
That was subtle, equal weighted, well researched and deep. The way you played off the Christianity conflict between the candidates really puts their differences into a new light. But it also shows how Christianity is being used as a pawn, like it has been by powerful people for 2000 years. Again this was excellent, I hope you get a prize for this.
Exactly. It's so important to realize there are just as many types of Christianity and Christian views as there are types of people. Every notion made in the political sphere is intentional, calculated and serves a purpose. No matter what the candidates personal conviction really is. It's all so interesting, especially when what I should be doing at the moment is to read for my theology course, yet I rather spend my precious time all around the internet speculating something that is happening on the other side of the world. Anyway, the best of luck for the hours ahead and the weeks thereafter.
@@AammaK ahh, another non-American who is too wrapped up in their politics and happenings 😂😂 hopefully after the election I'll finally be able to distance myself from them so much, no matter the outcome 😬😅
@@madeniquevanwyk I don't know where you're from, but obviously you've somehow ended up in the video too. The election is important for other nations, since Trump's view on foreign policy and diplomacy has been openly negative. Instead of truly being the "Leader of the free world" the US has shown disrespect to common policy and agreements, exluding itself from the conversation and the common interest of the international community as well as the actual people inhabiting this Earth..
This year is special in countless ways, I don't know a single person who hasn't been interested in the situation outside their own context.The pandemic shows in a congrete way how our relationships with others and the internal policy both have a role in all of our lives. Both humane and inhuman phenomena in the US have had a reflection in my country. The demonstrations have opened a conversation about racism (my countly shamefully being the most racist in the Europe), the US has been a warning sign of bad handeling of the pandemic, the political divisiveness reminds of our own threats etc. Since most cultural influence in the south comes from the US we NEED to be critical about the origins of those influences. The general mindset and orientation of the US is essential to Europe and the West. The leader there has at least a great symbolic value here, and those kind of things we shouldn't underestimate. We are already experincing how one great nation slipping into authoritarianism is a green light for nation here too, a green light for hatred and disrespect of democracy.
Not only am I deeply worried and interested out of general curiosity, understanding other countries' philosophies and culture is essential for my studies and future career. You cannot study religion without taking into consideration the people practicing it and the location of the tradition. The US is a special venue for those processes, and is therefore a source of endless interest and wonder. I've fortunately grown into critical thinking and I'm not going to be ashamed about that.
I also have compassion, and can't look away when there are great happenings around the world. My interest in the election desn't mean less interest in local issues or other places. For me knowing culture is knowing what makes you different and what you have in common with others. You can't have that without paying attention to issues outside your own.
It's baffling how little efforrt is put into statements like "you're too deep into this - it doesn't even consern you!" What exactly do you know abaut me? How do you review a unknown person's internet comment and deside they care too much? What is the holy standard you are trying to refer to? It's just quite embarassing you've got nothing more to say or any argument supporting your judgement of me. I do get why you would personally be exhausted - believe me, I'm exhausted too - but how you feel about this isn't some kind of universal truth.
@@AammaK okay, wow, you've completely misunderstood me - I wasn't judging you, and I definitely wasn't being antagonistic, I was trying to relate to you. I'm from South Africa and I'm following this US election with an eagle eye, but most people I know don't really think or feel much about it - heck, two people I've talked to didn't even know what the Democratic candidate's name was. Even after I said he was VP the previous go around. Which freaks me out, since people really just don't realise how much the outcome of this election could affect our lives, the global economy and political issues, and the environment. So yeah, I got a little excited and didn't articulate my feelings clearly, although I did think that the emojis would help a bit. Oh well. You're clearly very intelligent and in the right field of study, and it's good that you so clearly stand up for yourself when you're completely in the right (don't let anyone dictate you on politics, unless it's to get even more involved lol), but yeah I think you've been fighting too many internet trolls cause you're seeing a fight where there isn't any. Have a good night though, sorry that you had to type out all that.
@@madeniquevanwyk Oh my, I'm so sorry, I definitely did! You are right, I have a bad habit when it comes to caring about unimportant provocation. It's a confusing mix of lack of self-esteem and a unrealistic belief that my answer can change somebody's mind. I have a lot to work with that. This was my mistake. Please dodn't take it personally. I've had to explain myself to a lot of people with the prejudices I thought were displayed here, so my answer came out of that exhaustion and frustration. I'm quite ashamed now. I'm so glad you bethered to explain and share. I can only imagine the situation where you live, there's obviously some great differences to your country and the Northern Europe. In some ways the result can feel even more relevant, I guess. I'd love to know more about how it all looks from that perspective.
I hope my lenghty commenting style doesn't feel eggressive to you - that would have been my way of communication even if I did understand you correctly and wanted to further the conversation. It's absolutely on me and my uncertainty that I overreacted, I can see now what the emojis were meaning to say, but my head went to the exact another direction. If I'm being completely honest, I gues there's was some true projection, since it's been a time or two I've actually questioned my interest and the fact thet it takes so much energy out of my days atm, and creates so much worry, and it seems I'm just purposely choosing that. I can only thank you for taking my undeserved aggression against you so well and even finding the true agreement between us. That's so great and I can appreciate that.
If it's okay for you, I'd like to change my previous comment. I won't do that solely for being ashamed and afraid of my mistake, but I'd love to correct myself out of respect.
I wish you well, let's keep our hopes up and heads high. We'll see what will happen. I hope to stay awake for at least an hour still and wake up to check the situation after a while.
Who came here just to see if he did Kamala vs Trump yet?
Look now
“You only lift up women to see what’s underneath”
That line caught me by surprise to say the least
Idk why that is the kind of thing Trump brags about! (I loved your comment btw)
"When you hear '4 more years' the doctor's being generous" is the best line I've ever heard in all your videos.
that's allllll mat. genius!
I CHOKED.
That's just us having some good ol fun while we're writing! If you don't laugh, you will cry!
Ikr
The "I heard I'm in the last chapter" is what got me good 🤣💯
“you only lift up women so you can see what’s underneath” // Cozart 2020
When is that I’ve been looking for like 15 minutes
Edit: found it, 5:39
I think this is legitimately better than ERB's - it actually went into their political stances and strategies. The closest ERB got, as Mat4Yo himself said, was, "You say I'm selling hate in America? You're selling hatin' America!"
“Ain’t no one gonna beat me, no woman, man, camera, TV.”
“Eh, they impeached me! 🙄 I still walked outta DC lookin’ PEACHY 🍑.”
“You got the sloppy Joe, but no beef! The only white privilege I see are those teeth! There’s no blue wee, (forget it, not coming.) it’s like I tell criminals Joe, stop running.”
“Was Breonna Taylor running , hm, you dog-whistling fool, I think your daddy would finally be proud of you , he was a racist asshole too”
Can anyone else tell which lines were made by dan bull.
I’ve seen this like eight times i just can’t stop admiring it. the lyricism, jokes, political themes, costumes, lights, production, editing-literally everything about this is marvelous
I mean like fuck political parties he had such good one liners on BOTH sides that had my jaw on the FLOOR
ME NEITHER IM ADDICTED TO WATCHING THIS OVER AND OVER!!
@@katlyn6928 exactly how I feel
Same
xtremely good ryhmes
Oh my god it’s jreg
Is jreg short for johnathan regulator
I dunno man, I think this guy's a centrist.. playing both sides.
Hello jreg
hello fellow anti centrist
When Jon cozart’s Biden and Trump’s impressions are better at debating than the actual Biden and trump.... u sure we can’t vote you as president?
He can’t run for about another six years. But this is very well written.
honestly no joke he would do better than either of them
It's really hard to kill off that many brain cells even for parody.
@@Alice-jz9hw false
@@5headshot719 my dude let me have an opinion jesus christ 😭
Now we kinda need a new one with the new candidates
this was more informative than the actual presidential debates
take my 400th like
a toothpaste commercial is more informative than that debate
Mainly because they weren’t interrupting here
Honestly this Trump outfit is terrifying but it’s PERFECT
He just needs to look a bit thicker
Biden is way more better
Eye lids should have been different colour as he doesn't tan those lol
“You only lift women so you can see what’s underneath”... you’re a genius
Lol yep
Its very sadly true :(. To a lot of men, women are just sex figures for their pleasure. Its really depressing.
"You only care about black people every four years"
I WILL PAY MILLIONS FOR A KAMALA V TRUMP EDITION 🔥🔥🔥
Have you seen the Hamilton “Election of 2024”?
@@tumblingartist YESSSS IT’S A FULL CIRCLE MOMENT FOR ME
@@pandyy SAME!!
You're in luck
Is it bad that this video gave me more info than the debates if only because it was more straightforward-..
True 😂
Id rather listen to this than those two bozos argue 🤣🤣
While I agree with your comment, I must also feel the need to point out, that your username is referencing Supernatural.
@@AshysWolfie19 one of the very few who get the reference lmao sad thing is I haven't watched the show for a few seasons now
@@moose_and_squirrel1006 I know my fellow Hunters 😊
Also the seasons do get good, and the series finale is Nov 19th 😊
OH MY GOD HES HERE TO STAY?!
*YOU SAY THAT, NOW HE'LL LEAVE FOR ANOTHER YEAR- 💀*
@@bethaniie_ YOU MEAN 2 YEARS
@@Apollo_G 4 years*** its until the next election
Dunno hibernation seems to be his vibe
We must hope he’ll stay
“When you hear four more years, the doctor’s being generous”
That was savage and I support Biden
people forget that trump is 74 and Biden is 77
@@OkthenBi same.
@@giarose240 yeah and it’s pretty crazy how much 3 years can do lol
ugh i want a kamala vs. trump vid so bad from Paint! 😭 come back man, the world needs you, like the avatar
The line about trump saying “I’m a fan of the Bible i heard I’m in the last chapter” has me dead 😂💀
I was looking for someone else noticing this! I laughed so hard😂💀
What does it mean
I didn't think the subset of his voters believing this were known enough to warrant parody
@@77dreimaldie0 ?
@@Pro-kesh the ending of the world is in Revelation, the last book of the bible
The level of intelligence gone into these lyrics is making me feel real stupid but I loved this video
It’s no surprise he took so long to upload- an absurd number of sophisticated layers
as someone who isn't american and barely understood any references I feel the same
@@shanni0604 As someone who IS american, still can't understand it.
@@Alex-ji9sz I learnt so much about US politics just by looking at the Genius lyrics explanation of this song
@@Alex-ji9sz lol the only reason I got them was because my dad is always ranting about which politician did what.
when we needed him more than ever, he awakens from his slumber
This upcoming election is going to need a part 2 😂
That Biden intro had no business coming in so smooth
2:13 Chills, literal chills
Ok regardless of what people think of this politically. THIS WENT HARRRRRRDDDDDD🔥🔥🔥
Holy hell yeah!!
ikr
Right!! Literal BARS!
No. No it didnt.
@@Lathender1982 Eh you're entitled to your opinion
jon buying both an "i can't breathe" mask and a MAGA hat from the same store:
"My goals are beyond your understanding"
Yep that's how you confuse anyone 😂
Centrists: yeah...imagine... *votes for Biden instead of La Fuente*
Actually the proud boys have an e-shop where they sell leftist agenda merch and use it to get more funding :D pretty epic
@@MisoElEven that’s honestly so dirty. Like ew.
@@rosesgarden8622 Its epic, commies buy merchandise, proud boys profit and make them look like hypocrites at the same time.
Praying for him to do another one for this year’s debate
"I'm a riot with blue lives and they're easily triggered," sent shivers up my spine, honestly. This was phenomenal.
jesus, he really went for his throat
yea poor biden
I was hoping to see a comment about "it is what it is" or "date my daughter" or "I got covid" and Joe be like "sleepy Joe? we are 4 years apart"
@@TheAvos18 lmao did u watch the video?
@@quan771 i did....so? did you? half of it was pretty good
@@TheAvos18
The video: Trump is the literal antichrist and bringer of the apocalipse, biden sometimes talks a little slowly
This guy: yea, poor biden
“My name is Donald trump and it’s really nice dementia”
Lawd have mercy
THE BEST LINE